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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:37 pm

Leo E. wrote:
spplmj wrote:not with those whore boots.
Your mouth says that, but your body is honest~
lolwut
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by StalinCommander on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:46 pm



EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID.

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by DA on Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:24 am

[PLEASE STAND BY]

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Scept on Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:44 am

IS IT HAPPENING SOON?
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:52 am

OH BOY, YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'S ALL HAPPENIN SOON.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by DA on Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:44 am

Ladies and gentlemen

it begins!
Due to time constraints, house 1 will be featured today, and house 2 will be featured next week.

EPISODE 1
New Beginnings! The Thunder Cougar family sets in!


Everyone greets their new home as they all mingle around


Draco has taken note of the conveniently placed easel in this room. He thinks it might be a plot device later on.


Alpar: This is my trash can. It helps me relax.


Such bold statements by the asian seem to stir confusion between the three.


Meanwhile, reality ensues as Diabeetus-tan seems to be charmed by DA, while all he can think of is "Damn, think of all the monster girls I can draw on that thing"


While Resident Scept doesn't seem to find a single good book on this house...


...he releases his frustration by tickling Alpar. Brotherly bonds, right there.
Meanwhile, Diabeetus-tan seems to have gotten ahold of that canvas and is making quick work of on the easel.


"I keep telling you! Monster Girls are so damn hot!"


In fear of making that single room too cramped, Draco, a man of Science, decides to investigate the astronomical findings of a conveniently placed palm tree.
Fascinating.


Meanwhile, back inside, Soapdish and DA each find a good book to hold their family grudges aside, only to-- w-wait a minute.

Zoom in on that thing. What the fuck...


...is going on...


...WITH DONTE'S FACE!?


...o-oh... dear...


Donte's annoying attitude seems to be already taking effect on Alpar


HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!
She rings the bell to wait on someone to answer the door...

...this may take a while!


"Boy, I sure hope there are no Scepts right behind this wall, or else I'd be pissed as hell right now!"


[DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!]


"...and then he said that Monster Girls were hot!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!


Next up on the list of people that Donte needs to piss off, Grandpa Soapdish, everybody!


[waiting intensifies]


Being fed up with everyone hating him, Donte finally does one of the most sensible things he's ever done in his entire life


and that is, answering the door!


Look at him! Looks like he's finally shaping up to be a model citize--


aaaand I spoke too soon. Our gardener friend has been shooed away by Donte and his freakish hands...


...and she was never heard from again...


Back at home, Diabeetus-tan seems to--JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THAT!?


"What's a... Neh wusspa per?"


Meanwhile, Alpar and DA seem to have a very interesting conversation...


...in the bathroom...


"After a life of hard work

I finally have all the sandwiches...

...yet I still feel empty inside."


Opting to shine a little light on the matter, he decides he'll serve them as lunch for everyone.


Hygiene above all, Draco! Good on ya!


He takes the first bite, and slowly but surely, everyone starts joining in.


"H-hey guys! Free sammiches!"


"Did I ever tell you how I'm a wizard?"


Thinking it was all a joke about a game of Exalted, Alpar loses some social links with Draco.


Phoenix, what are you doing, Draco already made sandwiches, you don't need to make more, Phoenix stahp, think about the children, Phoenix pls


Of COURSE the Mexican has to do the dishes!


NTR haters, rejoice! The Demon Killah seems to have no interest in Diabeetus-tan for now.


While Phoenix wasn't looking, Donte stole SIX sandwiches. That's as many as two THREES.
And that's terrible.


"...what?"


Everyone with me now...
AWWWWWW~


HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!x2
This could bring potential shenanigans!


Specially now that this random girl popped in! Will Alpar finally get the love of his life? Is this woman his one true love!?






"Jeez, grandpa! Lemme show you how it's done! Like this!"


RANKKU UP!


...and she was never heard from again...


"Aliens are also hot! Dude, everything out of this world or the ordinary is so damn intriguing!~"


Once again, Donte is the one who finally answers the doorbell.


And he proceeds to buy a love potion from this gypsy...

...I'm quite scared right now...


Draco is just enjoying this house as much as possible.


PRAISE THE SUN!


Getting bored with art, Alpar decides to get some lower-altitude fresh air


And, jackpot! He managed to spot a couple of girls! Let's see how this unfolds...


...o-oh...


...well, that didn't work.


...and she was never heard from again...


This other girl was completely ignored by Alpar as well.
She won't be missed.


[lemon pledge intensifies]


Scept has smuggled a Sandwich into the bathroom.
This is amusing somehow.


As DA decides to sleep on the couch, Draco and Alpar intensify their hatred for eachother.


"I-I... uh... y-you too..."
*CLICK*


ONLY THE DEAD CAN NOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL


MASTERPIECE


[insert Careless Whisper here]


Due to DA being embarrassed publicly by Wham and their sexy saxophone, he vents his anger by chewing a sandwich that's clearly gone bad.


"You mean you have to use glasses ALL THE TIME!?"


This for some reason angered Donte more than Draco
Maybe Draco understands that Donte cannot grasp such concepts.


Meanwhile, Phoenix is having the time of his life in the bathtub.


I swear, it's the 8th time Donte has done that Fonz pose. I can just hear him saying "Fuck you!" whenever he does that...


...9th!


Donte, as always, showing his manners in the table, while Alpar talks about plot twists.



And thus ends a day in the life of the Thunder Cougar household. Everyone having Diabeetus-tan-made Chowder...


...except Soapdish, who decided to tackle on the canvas... again.

NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE!
Demon Killers?! The Second Family strikes!

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Zyquux on Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:52 am

What exactly was Phoenix doing in that tub that made him think about kisses?




lewd?
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Tael on Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:15 am

That was actually hilarious

Thanks, DA

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Yoshi on Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:26 am

DA,good on ya mate!
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Scept on Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:30 am

Zyquux wrote:What exactly was Phoenix doing in that tub that made him think about kisses?




lewd?
Diabeetus-tan?
*Shot*
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:54 am

10/10

Couldn't stop laughing

Best morning start ever.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Mentle on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:12 am

That was great, DA! People really seem to love each other in this family.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:19 pm

It's going to be hard for me to reread this in the future because of how horrifying these models look even today, now that I think about it.

Still, keep up the good work.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Diabeetus-Tan on Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:17 pm

holy crap thank you DA this made my day so much better
I seriously couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole thing XD
Also, every time you sepia'd a picture, I instantly heard this in my head for dramatic effect
I can't wait to see more!
also I find it hilarious that my sim is of the same artistic level as myself
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:27 pm

Diabeetus-Tan wrote:Also, every time you sepia'd a picture, I instantly heard this in my head for dramatic effect


HOLY HELL THIS JUST MAKES IT TWENTY TIMES BETTER.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by CodePhoenix on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:24 pm

Holy crap why was that perfect.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Scept on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:39 pm

...
NOW I realize what was bothering me about my Sim!
IT'S THE LIPS. HE HAS SID LIPS.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Dracojounin7 on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:32 am

Is it just me or does Phoenix accidentally making extra sandwiches after I'd already made some sound like the exact kind of thing that would happen if we were under the same roof.

Also, now every time I take a bath I'll have to check for DA out of fear.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Skrist on Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:49 am

I just had to log in to say that this was hilarious and you did great DA. Keep up the work ol' boy.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by DA on Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:05 pm

[PLEASE STAND BY]

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by spplmj on Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:09 pm

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Archer on Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:32 pm

HAPPENING AGAIN ALREADY?!

I'M HYPE!
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by DA on Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:32 am

The update has been spoilered due to visitor loading times:

Ladies and gentlemen, it's starting!
EPISODE 2
Demon Killers?! The Second Family strikes!

Everyone arrived!

Dante immediately gets some social links with Ratsel.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE said Ment--I mean, Rafael when hearing something Spp said

Everyone seems straight out of an 80's sitcom, being so happy and perfect. Just look! They're playing ball!

Spp and Ment (yeah, screw it) decide to be the first to enter their brand new home.

And what better way to establish some great friendship...

...than with some giant mecha?

Vat and Lia seem to make some slight chemistry here

Meanwhile, Orion decides to join them in their TV shenanigans

gaijin4koma.png

Vat and Lia decide to join the fun as Ment looks higher than a kite

And yes, they are still playing ball

I was too slow with the snapshots here, but Lia was about to sit down where Vat is, but then Vat decided to HIJACK this chair and make it his own.
Now Ment thinks that said chair is an eyesore.

The paperboy comes along to deliver the newspapes, but... kid? If you're gonna have a last name like that, I suggest you join a power metal band instead.

After 1 hour of hard work, Dante and Ratsel decided to stop playing ball

"Oh hey! Aren't you that guy from that videogame DmC: Devil may Cry?"

Turns out Yoshi was mistaken.

And for some reason, everyone decided to stand up and just chat, blocking Vat's view of... whatever is on TV

...Jesus Christ, this family is too damn PERFECT! WHERE'S MY SHENANIGANS!? WHERE'S MY CONFLICT!?

Ment: This show a shit

Lia: I know, right? I still can't believe people actually paid money to see this shit!

Ment: It's not like we even pay money to see good stuff either!
"HAHAH! EXCELLENT!"

[guitar riff]

Oh there we go, we finally get a negative Social Link going o--

WHOOPS, NEVER MIND, they reconciled and are friendly now!

...maybe a little too friendly...

Not wanting to put up with their gayness, Vat decides to take his leave

by going straight to the can!

...and leaving the door open.

After further proving my theory that everybody loves Dante, Ratsel begins talking to them about the Told war, and how the Mexicans just--wait... i-is that... in the background

Somebody's trying to piss on their petunias!

Dante leaps into action like anyone with half a brain would and...

...politely asks him to leave and then heads inside...
...what is this, Canada!?

Even our kilted friend is confused!

He won't be missed.

Dante then decides that now is a good time to go the bathroom. His plot senses are tingling.

Meanwhile, Ratsel and Yoshi just finished a game of ball. Yes, another one.
This is just like The Room so far.

2spooky

this somehow amuses Spp

Meanwhile, people are lining up to take a leak as Dante takes a while...
...could this be the conflict we're waiting for?

"G-guys? Is it okay if I move in with you? Donte is making our lives a living hell and he even managed to use the tongs and the ceiling fan to make an urethral--"

"Oh hi Yoshi! Fancy seeing you around, m8!"
"How's my dragon-loving bro doin'?"

"YO! IS SOMEONE IN THERE?"

"I can assure you, there's more than one person here!"
The bathroom's getting mighty cramped now.

Also, Yoshi is a cow now.
Meow.

"So how goes the ar--"
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, Vat is enjoying the TV

and by "enjoying the TV" I mean LITERALLY just the TV

Meanwhile, nobody seems to leave the bathroom, and instead seems like more people are coming down

Ratsel, Spp, Lia, Ment and Donte then decide to do some small chit chat while they're there.

How come everyone that's talking to Yoshi ends up talking about nukes?

This bathroom's getting CUHRAYZEE!

Guys, the toilet is RIGHT THERE. If everyone would just go out and take a leak in order, your problems would be gone.

"It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!"

"WHY WON'T YOU GO FIRST!?"

As the shenanigans ensue inside, Diabeetus-tan, Phoenix and Draco decide to visit!

Everyone seems to be too worked up about the bathroom to notice

Vat, who is not involved in the bathroom brawl, notices this

and invites them in, with utmost politeness.

"What's with all the racket going on at the bathroom!?"
I ask myself the same thing, Yoshi

"I AM THE LAW!"

Vat, no, that's Diabeetus-tan. Not BEATORICHE nor Lia. She's taken.

[cuhrayzee intensifies]
And Ment? Orion's right behind Lia. Just turn around a bit.

And while they're all stuck in the bathroom, why don't ya enjoy some random chit chat inside it, huh? It's not like some people need to use it or anything!

"BASEBALL'S FOR CASUALS"
This has insulted Ratsel with all of his might

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a segment I like to call "EAQUALITY", where EA's QUALITY AI coding is shown in full force.

And if you're wondering what was up with the music in that video, well, Draco went inside the karaoke room and decided to use it for the first time.

Look at how happy he is!

...too bad nobody's there to listen to him.

"Hey guys, what's going on in this--"

"OH GOD, IT GOT WORSE!"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE."

"HEY YOSHI! I TAKE IT BACK! I'M NOT STAYING IN THIS PLACE!"

Meanwhile, Phoenix distracts himself with a little bit of Karaoke

Making this the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for Mentle to NTR Diabeetus-tan offa him.
[PANIC LEVELS: MEDIUM]

While everyone cannot hold their bladders, Vat decides to pleasure himself with something to drink.

OH SHIT!

Lia's bladder levels have gone into a critical state! She might piss herself!

Everyone's telling each other to move, but nobody's budging an inch!

"JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!~"

Aw crap, now Ment and Orion are about to blow!

...that did not sound right at all.

Followed by Ratsel shortly afterwards.

And now almost everyone's got an uncontrollable urge to pee!

THE HECTICNESS RISES EXPONENTIALLY
IS THERE ANYONE WHO'S NOT BEING SUBJECTED BY THIS TORMENT!?

Oh right, Vat isn't.
DOSH.

FIRST BLOOD!
Lia just pissed her pants as she couldn't hold it any longer!
Apparently pee is blue.

"Screw you guys, I'm going hoooome!"

Ment just peed on Ratsel, as Diabeetus-tan just wants to leave!

DOUBLE KILL!
This makes Ratsel wet himself, and on Ment's already large puddle!

MULTI-KILL!
...Yoshi, the toilet was right the fuck next to you!

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Spp then proceeded to SPeePee his pants.
[THAT JOKE WAS BAD, AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR IT]

Thanks to all the piss lying around, everyone started stinking.

A lot. To the point that they were choking on their own fumes.

This was too much for Yoshi to handle, as he began to cry immediately afterwards.

"Hi everybody! I just managed to double my weekly income thanks to Phoenix and I am sure hungry for something great tonight! Who's ready for some--"

"..o-oh...

...you know what... I'll just... leave you to your... uh..."

"...just watch me, I'll... I'll feed myself with my right hand, and clean the house with my left...!
I'll take a potato chip...

...and eat it!"

So all in all, this was a highly uneventful day for the Second Family, as the only one that had any sort of fun in this house was Vat. Lia and the rest went to take a shower immediately afterwards.

That's the Second family for ya, ladies and gents!
Join us next week (or so), where we will discover...

...WHO WAS GUEST!?
NEXT WEEK (or so)'S EPISODE!
Third ain't Bronze! The Gold Team family arrives!

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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Yoshi on Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:46 am

Even in the sims....me and DA are bros.....also i got the damn toilet...i just missed the bowl.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Post by Zyquux on Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:58 am

Lia has begun puberty.

I dub this episode the Apeecalypse.
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