Round 60: Sonic & Sega All-Stars Mafia

Zink - 6 - Scept, Stalin, Aboi, Zyquux, Shadi
Spoons - 1 - Tael
Shadi -1 - Yoshi
8/14

Got too caught up in WoW >_>

Updating for Cloak~ <3

Zink - 6 - Scept, Stalin, Aboi, Zyquux, Cloak, Shadi
Spoons - 1 - Tael
Shadi -1 - Yoshi
8/14

might as well join the train.

Zink - 7 - Scept, Stalin, Aboi, Zyquux, Cloak, Shadi,Yoshi
Spoons - 1 - Tael
8/14

Polls closed!
[This update may take a while!]

Due to issues involving a certain magical life simulator and a monster collecting video game, not to mention other curricular matters, the agency has decided to abridge today's lynch.
IN GOES THE NINJA!
Joe Musashi: No need... I just need peace... and tranquility...
{he raises his sword and plants it on the ground}
Joe Musashi: DORYAAAA!
{he then turns into stone and then explodes
Like dust in the wind
Musashi now vanishes
Guilty Mafia}
That was the jutsu of Mijin, everybody. Musashi is now dead! DEAD!

Everyone get out!
{the crowd is confused}

Channel 42's Fast Facts is on the air!
Omochao: Hello! I'm Omochao, here to bring you some super fast facts on the Mafia game, because the agency is too busy with their heads up their--
{STATIC CUT}

ARLE HAS GONE ALL-STAR!!

Omochao: --ASSUMING that no one was killed that night. Here's the role report!

Dear Zink
You are Joe Musashi!

The obligatory Mafia Ninja. You and your cohorts Metal Sonic [PEEL-OUT] and Ryo Hazuki [Diabeetus-tan] must win by killing of the town until their numbers are lesser than your ranks.
As a ninja, you cannot be tracked by Tracker roles.

You share the All-Star Move with Metal Sonic.

Omochao: That's all for today! Hopefully we won't meet again!

All-Stars, to your positions!
{the crowd is still confused}
Polls close Sunday, October 13th at 10:00 PM PT

rekd

Taking out Shadi now

Shadi - 1 - Aboi

I'm cool with that

Shadi - 2 - Aboi, spp
2/13

Shadi must die.

Shadi - 3 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi
3/13

The hell did Arle's all star even do?

Anyway yeah.
Bandwagon, goin up.

Shadi - 4 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin
4/13

Tael seems to be innocent. By the way, did we kill a godfather yet? Depending on the roles, my investigations may become useless if there is one still out there.

Also, can't let third parties win.

Shadi - 5 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin, Axel
5/13

...Axel could you go check Nale?
I've my suspcion on him.

And no we havn't hit a godfather yet.
.....So this could be useless.

DA wrote:
Dear Zink
You win by killing of the town until their numbers are lesser than your ranks.

I've been saving my death post for this moment.

holy shit, my writing skills at 2AM are totally shitty


remind me to write at 2AM if I wanna do the DUWANG episode of the Sims
EDIT: Oh wait, it was an edited quote

Wait french is dead?
I thought he was lynch proof?

Boolitproof, actually. He screwed up.

Shadi - 6 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin, Axel, Scept
6/13

Okie dokie. Lynch time
Bye Shadi
Update pls on phone

Shadi - 6 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin, Axel, Scept, Shadi
7/13

BRING IT ON, SHADI.

Since I didn't vote yesterday I guess I should vote today. I don't think it's shadi, but if shadi himself has given up on surviving I might as well speed it up for an insta-lynch.

Shadi - 8 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin, Axel, Scept, Shadi, Gam

8/13

Gam wrote:Shadi - 8 - Aboi, spp,Yoshi, Stalin, Axel, Scept, Cloak, Gam
Derp'd - 1 - Shadi

8/13

FTFY
INSTALYNCH REACHED!
HAMMERDOWN!
Updating in a while.

Oh yeah, I need to vote. I guess I'll vo-
*instalynch*
okay then.

Ladies and gentlemen, an insta-lynch! Everyone seems to have chosen Ristar as their target!
Guard: Alright, bub, nobody remembers your game, now get to it.
Ristar: Come on! I'm quite popular!
Lisa: What makes you so sure?
Our guest lyncher, everybody! Lisa Rogan from House of the Dead!
Ristar: Hey! I'm even more remembered than you, sucker!
Lisa: Who are you calling a sucker, punk? You wanna go, man?
Ristar: I can kick your butt 10 miles from he--
{BOOM!}
Whoah whoah whoah! Someone detain that woman! She just blasted her shotgun straight into Ristar's face!
Lisa: Announcer guy! That's not Ristar!
Come again?
Lisa: Ristar can't kick anything at all! He uses his face! THIS... IS AN IMPOSTOR!
{crowd gasps, as Ristar's hole-for-a-face rematerializes, and his body starts glitching}
Ristar?: Well you ̩̝̜͈͈f̤̬̜͢o̗̰͠u̝͍̥͘n͚̞̪͉̙d̝͟ ̴̘͚̦̫̘̥m̲͇͚̥̳̖͝ͅḙ̺̮̗̯̹ͅ.̭̩ Ć̟͖̕̕o̧̘̩ͅn̛̯͘g̨̳͎r̡̢̥͚̝̩̘̫̕a͜͏̺̗͕͙t̶̯͉̯̖̘̞ͅų̵̘͉̪̖̱l̬͎̙̩̻̠͓̫̕͜a͇̳̰̼t̵̛̰̹̮̜̻̻̠͈i̵̪ó̤͎̮̯͓n̸͕̦͚͓̝͈̥̹s̵͕͔̦̭͉̯̗.̸̷̧̭̜͚̯̺͙̤ ̸̹̠̗͙̜̥͞͞W̼̪̟͜a̗̹̩̝͞s̷҉͖̤̯ ̶̻̫i̲̟̯̼͓̺ṯ͈̪̳̬ ̴̰͕͎̯͎à̧̤͚͍̣̗͖̹̭l͏̯̼̪̭̟͖̥̳͉̳̹̻̹̬͠l̬̻̰̣͘͢ ̖͚̟́̕w̸̴̡͚̦͚̥̙͈̫͇̱̗̘̩͉̪̣ọ̢̻̻̪̜̝̮͉͉̰̝̳̹̹̝͎̥͉̘͜r̵̪͕͍͍̰̰͈̣͙̯͚̹͟͠t̵͎͕̦̻͈̟͝h̢̨̧̢͕͕̺ ̸̡̨̛̗̦̤͓͇̻̺͉͚͜t̨̫̳̺̜͔̻̯̫̠̪̱͖̹͉̪͕̯͘h̶͔̤̱͉̱̠̺͖̲̪̝̖̩̝̱a̷̜̗̺̹͔̝̣͚͕͓̫̲̺͓̥̬̮̯͞t̴̸̷̞̩̻͓̬͇̜̳͈̤͕̩̱̻͖̗̱͜ ̨̭͚͈̦̟͉̫̖̫͇̖̻͕͖͔s̡̧̺͉̺̙͙̦͇͉͔̩͓̦̥̲̳̫̯ͅͅh̴̷̛͇͈͇̙͚̱̻̙̰͖͔̜̹̤̪͇̣͘͜ͅo̴̴̢͏͉̦̬͕̠̯t̨̡͙̣͇͎̫͔͓̖̥͈͘̕͝ ̵̶̣̭̜̺̦̪̤͖͔̺y̵̧̧̬̼͚̭̩̱͍̥͟o͘҉̩̰͓̲̙̭͈͎̗͖̫̼̦ͅͅṳ̡̹̜̯ ̩͚̱͙̭͙͚̘̗͙̗͙́j̴̰͍̼̳̮̩̩̹̬̺̻̼̘̹́u҉҉̶̳̥̞̟͞s̸̸̶̘̝͚̗͖̹̳͎̙̳̺͓̲̯̰̮̗͈̠͟t̷͈̳͚͈͈̺̩̞͍̳͓̘́ͅ ̕͏̢̳̳̰͙͚̣̮̻͈͔̞̦̹̮̬̥̟̀ẁ̧̗̩͚͇̦͎̭̠̪̫̼̱̦͈͈͕̪͟͜ͅà̸͙̞̲͇͚̬̕͠ş̺̥̳̹͕̻̹͕̪͇͔̫̮̫̤̀̕t̸̶̴̢̮̥͕̹̣̼̲̮͔͓͞ͅę̺̬̜̗̟͓ͅḑ̶̢̠͖̰̗͚̺̫̖̯̗͜,̡̛̺̬͍̥͡͠ ̴̬͈͚̝͘͢͜d̷̲̣͍͖͔̀ȩ͎͔̼̩̟͓̭͕͢͞ą̘͚͚̺̫̩̪͖͎̻̲͍́͡ͅr̴̷̡̨̮͍̮̘͓̰͖̹̩͜?̢̥͖͕͚̦̜͍͈̱̦̀͟͡͝
Lovely audience, that's no All Star! That's not even a Sega character! It's...!
Turbo: Remember me, audience? When I tried to kill Vanellope... I looked...
J̠͈U̞̬̟̘̰̱S̷̮̣̤͓͙ͅṮ̦͍͟ͅͅ
L̛̜͖̱̯̤̼I͓̞͉̪̠͢K̵̜̦͚̲͍̤E̵̞͔̞̖̱̺̝͎͟
T̢̠̪̤̗̜H̸̡͎̙̥̻̯̯̘͎̜̳̖̪I͚̝̜̯̳̻͕̗̣̭̣͇͙͇̯̦̗͠͡Í̧̮͍̞͙͇͠I̵̴̪͖̠̯͍̣̫͙̬̣̺̝̬̕I̵̷͍̦͍̜̝̤̮̰͡ͅI̶̶̡̝̞̪̰̮̠̘͈͎͕̗̬͔͡ͅS̢̡̛̞͍̯̩̘͓̟̳̳͔̬̣̼̱̙̞͝͠S͏̴̧̢̟͎̺̗̺̤̭͍̟̰̩͟ͅŚ̰̬̠͎̺͢S̛̜͈͕̱̱̜͇̭͝ͅŚ̛̥̖̱̙̙͇̬̹̩̳̖͓̰̟̪̭Ş͈̻͍̣͙͈̀͡͡!̵͍͇͓͉͍̟̟̀̀!̴̛̲̮̙̠̙!̴̢̛̬̜̻̪́͟!̯̭̼̱̟̼͚̟̫̞͡!̢͚̦͓́͢͠
ATTENTION ALL SAFETY UNITS. DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY!
Turbo: turbo-tastic!
{he tries to run away, only to be tackled by 20 guards at the same time}
Lisa: I'll take it from here!
That's what happens when you mess with the Meanacer Security Program! Remember, for all your security needs, be it house, hotel, birthday parties, baby showers and evil lairs, remember to dial 555-333G444
And now Ms. Rogan is shoving that delinquent inside the DEATH DOME! A reminder to those of you at home: The DEATH DOME consists of a polarized dome with a machine capable of giving out 20000 volts worth of electricity to those unprotected by it, I.E. The Lynchers and the Mafia. After that, the resulting aftershock will send the victim flying out of this stadium and into All-Star obscurit--{BBZZZZOOOTTT!! BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOM!}
And he's off!
Turbo: THIS ISN'T FAAAAAIIIIIRRRR!{he desintegrates into a pixillated mess}
{the crowd goes "ooooh!"}
That's something you don't see everyday! Anyway, folks, tune in tomorrow for another rousing lynch! All-stars, to your locker rooms!
{crowd cheers}

GET YOUR COVERAGE FROM CHANNEL 42!
IT'S PUDDING AND SILVER'S MAFIA RECAP!
Pudding: Good evening, everybody. It's me! Pudding!
Silver: And I'm Silver the Hedgehog! Here to bring you the latest scoop on the recent All-Star Mafia game!
Pudding: It feels good to be back in the air!
Silver: Indeed! But the agency wants us to hurry up due to some "simulation game" going on
Pudding: Oh! Let's not waste any time!



...well?
Silver: Well what?
Pudding: What about the report?
Silver: You're holding it right now!
Pudding: ... {tosses it to Silver} am not! Show it on screen, Silver!
Silver: *sigh*...

Dear Shadi:

You are Turbo!

You followed Ralph over to this odd realm, to see that they love going fast! Cool! You want in on this mess too!
...except they're no longer going fast... and have ditched their cars...
...LAAAME.
Right now, your plan of action is to survive this lame game as long as possible, so if you make it to the end of the game alive, you take over this realm and claim victory!
Good luck staying alive out there!

ALL STAR MOVE: turbo-tastic! (Active; Only activated at your command when you get to be the All-Star)
You may activate this only once, and whenever you want it to be activated, but AFTER the Mafia has done their all-star.
What will you do? Scramble ALL OF THE NIGHT ACTIONS, randomizing the targets and causing shenanigans all around. To top it all off, you will not be on the receiving end of any of the night actions!

Silver: We're now heading to yadda yadda NiGHTS do the thing blah blah blah
NiGHTS: ...uh... thanks Silver? Moving on, the lynch happened a lot earlier than expected, seeing that the mafia had a lot less time to reach a conclusion
Silver: Do you have any footage?
NiGHTS: No, but--
Silver: THEN WHY DID YOU BOTHER GOING LIVE?!
Pudding: Whoah, calm down!
NiGHTS: Because the all-star is happening!
Silver: Oh! I hope it's something interesting... in the meantime, show the role report.

Dear Scept
You are Opa-Opa!

Your large arsenal of items from the parts shop let you use them to help the town win. Each night, you will buy an item from the parts shop, adding it to your inventory. You can then later on choose someone to give that item on nighttime. You yourself cannot use the parts.
You will get 1 item per night. You start with 3 already bought.
You win when the Mafia is defeated.

ALL STAR MOVE: Dosh Dash! (Passive; No need to activate it manually)
The round you get to be an all-star, you will have enough money to buy 3 items at once, adding them to your inventory.

ALEX KIDD HAS GONE ALL-STAR!!

Silver: Oh THERE we go!

...but nothing happened!

NiGHTS: ...
Silver: ..WELL, THAT WAS DISAPPOINTING
{Silver kicks a cable in the studio, cutting the transmission}

All-Stars, to your positions!
{crowd cheers}
Polls close Monday, October 14th at 5:00 PM PT

Spoons votan because I really have nothing else to go off of. Logic proves that the mafia would have killed Axel but they didn't for some reason. Unless Axel is mafia, that is.

Spoons - 1 - Aboi

...
DAMMIT.

Well.
I'm friends with Mr.Roleblocker.

And Suspect 1 was roleblocked last night and was innocent.

So suspect 2 time

Spoons - 1 - Aboi
Nale - 1 - Stalin
2/whatever

turbo-
tastic!