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Post by Dracojounin7 on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:40 pm

Shitty writing ahoy!

Nale lifted the goggles from his forehead. “Yo, boss, your machine's ready!”
“At last... the machine is complete!” Leo cackled.
“...yeah, that's what I just said.”
“Shut up, Nale.”
“No you!”
Mentlegen walked out of the enveloping shadows of the lair. “No, both of you shut up. Leo and I have waited too long for this machine.”
Nale shrugged. “I'm just happy to help. What's it do?”
Leo gave Nale a startled glance. “How can you know it's finished if you don't even know what it does?”
“I don't even know what I'm doing AT ALL half the time.”
“...........”
Mentle walked over to the large array that Nale had finished building. “Let's hope it works the way we want it to, then.” He laid his hand on the lever. The thousand different things that could go wrong with an idiot savant's work ran through his mind... but, hoping for the best, he pulled... and the world grew very bright.
Leo blinked, his eyes adjusting to the light. Quickly, he ran over to the surveillance system he had kept running. He saw, where moments before Roflcopter had been assembling a gunpla, a very confused Mexican girl. Stalin was gaping down at a newly sprouted pair of double-Ds, completely oblivious of the cut he'd just given himself playing with his favorite knife. Leo turned to Alpar's screen, where it appeared for a moment his hair had only grown longer, as the chest remained the same. “...oh right, Asian. Excellent... EXCELLENT! THE MACHINE IS A SUCCESS! WE HAVE UNLIMITED WAIFUS! WE ARE--”
Mentle cleared his throat. “We have two problems. First, look again at Stalin's screen.”
Leo looked again to see Blue cleaning Stalin's wound... except Blue was now very obviously a man. “...DAMMIT! NALE, YOUR MACHINE IS ONLY--”
“Second problem... look down.”
Leo glanced down for a second before shrieking. “I-I'm a woman too?!?!”
“Don't look at me,” Nale said. “it's apparently a gender-changing machine so we'd ALL be affected. But if it's any consolation, you're a pretty good-looking chick.”
Leo's eyes narrowed. “Not just waifus... UNLIMITED YURI! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

--Skype excerpt, XX/XX/20XX--

Alpar: WHAT
Alpar: WHAT
Alpar: I JUST TURNED INTO A CHICK
DA: Me too!
Roflcopter: These breasts keep knocking over my gunpla!
DA: Of course that would be your main concern...
spplmj: Aww, I didn't get big breasts...
Alpar: LEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Diabeetus-tan: Oh god why am I a guy
Alpar: ARE YOU BEHIND THIS
Leo: No~
DA: That's not a very convincing no.
Leo: It doesn't have to be, you're my waifus now~
Mentlegen: And mine later through NTR.
Roflcopter: Oh god.
Diabeetus-tan: Wait what's happening? o_o
Alpar: I'm going to get you guys for this.
Leo: Good luck, I'm behind seven cup sizes.
spplmj: ;-;
Alpar: We'll track you down at the meetup and MAKE you turn us back
Mentlegen: Do you know what we look like?
Alpar: …
Roflcopter: …
DA: ...shit.
Mentlegen: Thought so.
Cloak: GUYS
Cloak: I GOT TURNED INTO A GIRL
Leo: We'll see you at the meetup, wear something cute for us~
Cloak: Wait what's going on

-at the meetup-
One Halolzer stared at another. “...you actually wore something cute?”
Before the unnamed could stutter his usual attempts at a retort, a large screen crackled to life. In front of the static was a shadow, which began to speak in a neutral, obviously digitally filtered voice. “This is your Leo speaking. Here's how it's going to go down.
“Beyond that blue door over there is a dark room. Contained therein are machines that will alter you into passive, delicious waifus. However... it also afflicts those of us behind the machine. We'll also be trying to shove you guys in one by one at night. If we all become passive, the machine will activate a failsafe and restore our minds and genders. However, should we outnumber you and manage to manhandle you into the machine, well... We'll treat you well.”
Everyone stared at each other. “...so, who do we throw in first?”

SIGNUPS BEGIN NOW
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Scept on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:44 pm

This is way too good to pass up. [in]
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:44 pm

>Leo not turning into a guy and me not just trashing the whole place in anger

0/10 immersion ruined would not join

jk this sounds like it'll be hilarious. Creepy but hilarious.

But I still can't join.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Cloak on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:45 pm

[in] before anyone else

Edit: Or not.
Fuck you.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Hunter Axel on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:47 pm

Typical Cloak. Bet he doesn't know he's a woman yet.

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Zyquux on Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:47 pm

[in] But Leo makes me want to find an adult.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Scept on Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:01 pm

Cloak wrote:[in] before anyone else

Edit: Or not.
Fuck you.
>"Fuck you"
>666th post
2edgy
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Yoshi on Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:25 pm

[in]
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:36 pm

Scept wrote:
Cloak wrote:[in] before anyone else

Edit: Or not.
Fuck you.
>"Fuck you"
>666th post
2edgy
This calls for celebration.

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Tael on Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:10 pm

[in]
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by MrNaleIt on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:27 am

You managed to capture the almost full complexity of myself in your writing. I am in awe.

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Link Lab on Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:51 am

...............I'm [in].

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Dracojounin7 on Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:37 am

Oh and signups end on the 12th, when I'll have more free time again hopefully. 7 PM my time, and it's 8:36 AM my time now for reference since some people are too lazy to figure timezones out.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:01 pm

This is going to be really lewd.
[in]
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by StalinCommander on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:44 pm

I am exite.
[in]

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Gam on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:57 pm

Aaaaaawshit, this sounds [in]teresting.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by DA on Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:00 pm

[in]
IT'S JUST LIKE MY WILDEST DREAMS!

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:38 pm

[in]
I hope I'm a pretty girl.


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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:08 pm

Does fem-me like demon-boys or am I gay for demon-girls now?
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Aboithagameboi on Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:15 pm

[in]
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:53 pm

Can I join the mafia. Being a boy sucks. I wanna be a cute animoo grill without a care in the world.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Shadi on Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:13 am

spplmj wrote:Can I join the mafia. Being a boy sucks. I wanna be a cute animoo grill without a care in the world.
wat..

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:38 am

spplmj wrote:Can I join the mafia. Being a boy sucks. I wanna be a cute animoo grill without a care in the world.
>That new avatar

10/10
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by StalinCommander on Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:04 pm

New avatar for this

Someone edit Alpar's avatar to have boo-
Wait. She's flat anyway.

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Diabeetus-Tan on Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:23 pm

Oh man I am hype for this story :D

Want to make an obvious joke that involves getting [in] but 2lewd

edit: time for manly avatar


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