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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:27 pm

I don't know but at this rate I'm gonna end up writing a 20+ part fanfic with lots of gratuitous sex scenes and original characters.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by MrNaleIt on Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:38 pm

You mean you haven't started yet?
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:40 pm

I only have 2 original characters. I need to make more.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Leo E. on Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:50 pm

Votebot's avatar should be this.

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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:10 pm

way 2lewd:

Part 16

With the help of Sonia the hedgehog the group was finally able to subdue Nale and Leo. Phoenix was at the machine console trying to find a setting to reverse the genderswap and return everyone to normal. Diabeetus-tan stood over her shoulder "Phoenix hurry up I don't want to be a boy anymore. I'm starting to feel funny." Phoenix suddenly felt something poking into his lower back. "I-I'm working as fast as I can but the program is all gibberish I can't understand a word of it. Stalin go see the prisoners and see if you can make them talk." Stalin approached Rofl who at the time was trying her hardest to cover up her rather large breasts. "Hey where did you and Alpar put Leo and Nale?" "Al and Zyq put them in one of those closets over there." Stalin headed off in the direction Rofl pointed. "Stupid Alpar... Why does he get to be the reverse trap." As Stalin approached the closet she pulled a knife out of her back pocket. Opening the door she shouted "Alright you two! you're gonna tell me how t-" Stalin was instead greeted by the site of spp and votebot on the verge of a tremendous insta-lynch. Stalin slammed the door and was about to vomit from the horror she had just witnessed. Managing to suppress her gag reflex Stalin looked around and saw Alpar standing guard in front of a different door. "Phoenix sent me to interrogate the prisoners." Alpar shrugged "Go ahead but I don't think you'll get much out of them."

Alpar opened the door and inside were Leo and Nale tied up and gagged with cloth. Stalin went over to Leo first and undid her makeshift gag. "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I WAS ENJOYING THAT!" Leo snapped at Stalin. "Well if you want your gag back you better tell me how to reverse the machine." "I couldn't even if I wanted too Nale built the whole damn thing I don't know how the hell it works." Frustrated Stalin slapped Leo and left to go talk to Nale. "I appreciate the abuse but aren't you gonna give me my gag back?" Stalin ungagged Nale and asked her about the machine. "You silly communist! Not even I know how that thing works." Stalin was getting extremely frustrated by now. "Oh yeah well maybe this will help you figure it out!" Stalin swiftly pulled the knife out of her pocket. When she did so she accidentally cut her thigh and when she brought the knife off some of the blood flew off the knife and right into Alpar's eyes. "OASIFADAS I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!" Alpar began stumbling around the room and fell on the console Phoenix was working at, hitting the big red button. The machine began humming to life. "Phoenix honey whats happening?" Diabeetus-tan shriked. "I-I don't know it looks like its abou- EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" A laser fired out of the machine and bounced around the room barely missing almost everybody until it finally hit Sonia. "Ugh what was that I don't feel so URGH-" Sonia fell to her knees her body was growing larger. All of Sonia's hair fell out, Her skin turned blue, her cheeks orange, A giant fin grew out of her head and another where her tail was before. "GRAAAAAAHHHHHH MUDKIP!"

Ok I'm gonna go kill myself now.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Diabeetus-Tan on Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:47 pm

spplmj wrote:
Ok I'm gonna go kill myself now.
SPP PLS STAY

it was just the right amount of lewd
also still enjoying everyone's posts, I feel like this is the best pre-mafia I've ever witnessed
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Scept on Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:02 pm

And I'm sitting here without Rule 63 of my own...
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:15 pm

Leo E. wrote:Votebot's avatar should be this.
Now now Leo, don't get jealous DA changed Votebot's avatar to his robot waifu and not yours...

EDIT:

SPP WHAT WAS EVEN THAT DID ME READED.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:23 pm

Part of my original fanfic that I put togetger in about 10 minutes
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:14 pm

That prose is almost Shakespearian.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Cloak on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:18 pm

Bigger Tits
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by DA on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:20 pm

Alpar wrote:Now now Leo, don't get jealous DA changed Votebot's avatar to his robot waifu and not yours...
Alpar wrote:his robot waifu
>implying I like robots
'sides, you all know about the only potential robot/android that I might actually consider
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by StalinCommander on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:24 pm

This is quite possibly the most beautiful round ever.

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:25 pm

DA wrote:
Alpar wrote:Now now Leo, don't get jealous DA changed Votebot's avatar to his robot waifu and not yours...
Alpar wrote:his robot waifu
>implying I like robots
That ridiculously disgusting thing aside, by "his robot waifu" he meant Spp's.


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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:26 pm

I think Alpar was referring to me when he said his waifu.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:37 pm

spplmj wrote:I think Alpar was referring to me when he said his waifu.
I was.

How you all misinterpreted that kind of surprises me.

Also this is already the best round ever and it hasn't even started yet.
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Zyquux on Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:38 pm

DA wrote:
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:23 pm

spp's wild fanfic part 2:

Part 18

It took a lot of quick thinking, luck, and a little bit of help from Dante from the Devil May Cry series but the Halolz gang managed to escape mostly intact. Most of their clothes had been torn apart and Nale had to be left behind and was probably being raped by Sonia the giant Mudkip at that very moment but the gang was happy to be alive.

They awkwardly stood around in what remained of their clothes trying to think of something to say to break the terrible silence. "God damn I think Diabeetus-tan might actually be bigger than I was." Phoenix thought. "I'm not sure Alpar isnt still a boy." Rofl said to herself. "I'm the one who caused all this the least they could do is torture me a little." Leo began to fantasize about being punished. Finally Alpar spoke up "Sooo what do we do now? The machine is still in there with the mudkip and I don't think of any of us are willing go back. We can't make a new one either since Nale was the only one who knew how." "This would be a lot less weird if SOMEONE hadn't shredded our clothes!" Zyq glared at Stalin. "Hey I was just trying to help. how was I supposed to know knives cuts through cloth too?" The Halolz group began to squabble amongst themselves. "ENOUGH!" Alpar shouted quieting everyone. "Dad said I can't go back home unless I transform back into a man or into a doctor. Now does anyone have any ideas?" Vat raised her hand "Gender transformation comes up alot in my VNs. Maybe we could try going to Japan. There must be something there that can help." Alpar facepalm'd. She was about to call Vat a fool but realized it was the only idea that might make sense. "Well if no one has any objections. Lets try and find a way to get to Japan." The gang agreed and they set off to look for transportation.

Votebot tapped spp on her shoulder. "W-what is it Votebot?" spp answered awkwardly.  "There is something I need to tell you spp..." Votebot hung her head down. "What is it? You can tell me anything." Votebot's lips started quivering. "I... I... I'M PREGNANT!!!" spp nearly fell over. "W-WHAT?!? But but we're both girls! and youre a robot!!!" "T-That isn't all..." spp pulled herself together "Whatever it is we can get through it together. I promise" Votebot looked up at spp "THE MOTHER IS MENTLE!"


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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:28 pm

>Start reading
>Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
>Not Bayonetta from the Diva May Cry Series

you blew it

EDIT: Now that I think about it, this stupidity could make for its own thread.

...let's not jump to that conclusion though.

At LEAST not yet.


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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by spplmj on Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:29 pm

well go make your own fanfic
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Archer on Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:32 pm

Who do you think you are, Bazza?
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by French Connections on Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:19 pm

I didn't even know Yandere was a thing. O_o The Urban Dictionary entry for it pretty much describes every one of my girlfriends ever. :P Thanks for teaching me new words. <3
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Diabeetus-Tan on Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:25 pm

spplmj wrote:
spp's wild fanfic part 2:

"God damn I think Diabeetus-tan might actually be bigger than I was." Phoenix thought.
SPP JUST KEEPS FINDING WAYS TO MAKE ME GIGGLE
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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by Leo E. on Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:09 pm

French Connections wrote:I didn't even know Yandere was a thing. O_o The Urban Dictionary entry for it pretty much describes every one of my girlfriends ever. :P Thanks for teaching me new words. <3
Yandere is the best.

Do you see this amazing woman right here? She has a dream where the protagonist makes a love confession to her and promises to do certain things with her in bed. And once she wakes up, she expects the real protagonist to do the things that they promised in her dream.

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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Round 63: Rule 63 Mafia

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:10 pm

Daily reminder that Sariya is creepy and twisted.
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