Waifu Wars! Halolz meets the Hunger Games!

[DA]

Completely ripped off of Based on TripleQ's amusing shenanigans.
Welcome one and all! What better way to celebrate my return with a festive little bloodbath?

(yes I know that's Firefox-tan and not a Mockingjay. Try searching for chibi mockingjay or moe mockingjay. Go on, I dare ya)
Using this fancy shmancy, somewhat dandy Hunger Games simulator, we can all settle down once and for all who deserves the title of Least Shitty Waifu in the Forums!

How this will work out:
I'm gonna need you guys to post on this thread if you want in. Post your avatar for this endeavor, post a pic of your waifu who will join on this gig and post the district that you'd prefer to be in (if there's any space available. First come, first serve). You two will be the tributes for your district!
For example, let's say Scept is joining (and he'd better be). His post would be something along the lines of

Name: Scept
Avatar: [image url goes here, or you could just tell me to use your current forums avatar]
Waifu: Amy Rose ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Amy_Rose_with_hammer.png )
District: 9

There is a total of 12 districts in the game. They can be expanded to have up to 4 players per district, bringing this to a total of up to 48 player spaces up for grabs.

If there's enough empty spaces available, I might add shitpost teams for shits & giggles. Like, for instance, District 12 having CIA Guy, Bane, JOHN CENA & MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

The almighty RNG of the Hunger Games simulator will decide the outcome of this match. To make this more fun and interactive, however, I'm planning to stream the shenanigans LIVE on Skype Voice Chat! (or Twitch, in case the former gets 2crowded)

Unfortunately, after TripleQ's colbert bump, the Hunger Games simulator kinda went under so it's under maintenance and such.
Fortunately for us, this gives you enough time to sign up while the servers are getting stabilized!

Go forth, young warriors! Go forth and bringeth thine 2D maidens! And may the odds be ever in your favor!
Signups

District 1	DA	Draco Centauros	--------	--------
District 2	Alpar	Ruri "Kuroneko" Gokou	Blaze-It Rec	Kirino Kousaka
District 3	Scept	Aru	--------	--------
District 4	Cloak	Hong Meiling	Ratsel	Makoto Kikuchi
District 5	Zyquux	Riven	--------	--------
District 6	Nick Soapdish	Reiko Nagase	Axel	Raven
District 7	Ment	Ranmaru	Orion	Kurugaya Yuiko
District 8	Vatonnage	Musashibou Benkei	Gamage	Anastasia
District 9	Stalin	Duke Nukem	Nale	Jade
District 10	Phoenix	Diabeetus-tan	--------	--------
District 11	spplmj	Aigis	HaruHazu	Kaoru Sayama
District 12	Skrist	Morgiana	--------	--------

[StalinCommander]

Name: Stalin
Avatar: http://puu.sh/gbMEY/4bc89b7068.jpg
Waifu: (Husbando?) Duke Nukem [ http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dukenukem/images/0/05/Duke_Nukem_Forever_2-1-.jpg/revision/20110926015023 ]
District: 9. Obviously Duke was there to keep those alien scum down.

[Scept]

Alright fine. I'll join.
Name: Scept. Use my forums avvy.
Waifu: You thought I was bringing Amy along, but it was actually Aru! Feel free to crop as necessary.
EDIT: I'll take 8, thanks.

[Cloak]

Name: Cloak
Avatar: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/summerwars/images/c/cc/King_Kazma.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140104045145
Waifu: Hong Meiling http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1257649
District: 4

Good luck, everyone else!

[Skrist]

Name: Skrist
Avatar: https://i.servimg.com/u/f38/19/15/46/12/13529410.jpg
Waifu: Morgiana
District: 12

You: For Fun
Me: For Glory

[Archer]

Waifu: You thought I was bringing Amy along, but it was actually Aru! Feel free to crop as necessary.

>Seriously not using Amy

Color me surprised.

Name: Alpar, use my forums avatar
Waifu: Ruri Gokou https://i.imgur.com/oxq7J9s.jpg Crop as necessary
District: 2

[Mentle]

I know nothing about the Hunger Games, let's do this.

Name: Ment
Just use my avatar
Waifu: Mktoot  (https://tsuzukusekai.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kikuchi_makoto_smile.jpg)
District: 7

Spoiler:

[Yung Aesthetic]

Name: Rec
Avatar:

image:

Waifu: Kirino Kousaka http://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/kirino_kousaka_15747.jpg
District: 2 (Only makes sense to ally with Alpar because Oreimo)

[The Mysterious Gourmet]

Name: Ratsel
Avatar: https://i.imgur.com/uyXnVoA.jpg
Waifu: Makoto Kikuchi
Avatar: https://i.imgur.com/LpQKAHU.png
District: 4 I guess, does it matter

[MrNaleIt]

Name: Nale
Avatar: https://i.imgur.com/lwYPNpN.png
Waifu: Jade https://i.imgur.com/6L5t6Nt.jpg
District 9

[Gam]

Name: Gamage
Picture:
Waifu: Anya
Picture: http://static.zerochan.net/Anastasia.%28Idolmaster%29.full.1487874.jpg

And put me in squad 8 because thats the same squad as hinata from naruto. Plus 8 is objectively the best number.

[Nick Soapdish]

Name: Nick Soapdish
Avatar: http://forums.court-records.net/forum/logo6/mrhat.png
Waifu: Reiko Nagase
Picture: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mpBkTueAHbM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAo/M43pFzZpmgo/photo.jpg
District: 6

You know in Japanese the number 4 means death. You district 4 guys are goners.

[OrionX]

Name: Orion
Avatar: (Forum av)
Waifu: Kurugaya Yuiko
Picture: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/littlebusters/images/d/d5/Yuiko_with_Sword.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121105220326
District: 7 (because that was the district that one crazy chick was from, and she's cool)

[Zyquux]

Name: Zyquux
Avatar: See Forum Avatar
Waifu: Riven (http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Riven_0.jpg; small: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130710121848/leagueoflegends/images/thumb/4/46/RivenSquare.png/48px-RivenSquare.webp)
District 5 because prime numbers are best

[Hunter Axel]

Might as well get in on this

Name: Axel
Avatar: https://imgur.com/ECcYz7P
Waifu: Raven
Picture: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/551534?tags=toona
District: 6 (Because favorite Final Fantasy)

[Vatonnage]

Name: Vatonnage
Avatar: Forum
Waifu: Musashibō Benkei
Picture: Picture
District: 8

[CodePhoenix]

Name: Phoenix
Avatar: Forum
Waifu: Diabeetus-tan
Picture: https://2img.net/u/3016/27/37/10/avatars/39-3.png
District: Whatever's not taken.

[spplmj]

Name: spp
Avatar: Donut-chan
Waifu: Aigis
District: 11

[DA]

And with that, the signups are CLOSED!
Tomorrow at 2 PM PST, we begin!

[HaruHazu]

FUCK YOUR CLOSINGS.

Name: HaruHazu
Avatar: https://i.gyazo.com/13e381f81121c9cf2267ea00a70daa7d.png
Waifu: Kaoru Sayama
Picture: http://rankthegame.net/img/character/Kaoru_Sayama.png
District: Whatever's available

[DA]

And with that, the signups are CLOSED!
Tomorrow at 2 PM PST, we begin!

For reals this time!

[DA]

...and that's the end!
Thank you so much to those of you who joined in! Now it's time for you guys to be patient as I try to edit out a video of these shenanigans!
FUCK! THE VIDEO ENDED UP BEING LAGGY AND STARTED STUTTERING!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don't panic! Okay, this means that the video will take a bit longer to produce without it having audio issues.
To those of you who missed who's who of the districts, here's an imgur gallery showing everyone (It goes District 1, tributes 1-4; District 2, tributes 1-4; etc.)
https://imgur.com/a/A2CnR/all

Here's a recap of what happened.

Recap:

Rankings:

[Archer]

I ended up so disappointingly average aside from my day 1-2 killstreak but I'm not complaining

That was too much fun and I'm sorry for whoever missed out

[Gam]

Looking back I just realised I'm the only one that got to 4 kills without using explosives to get some huge multikill.

[StalinCommander]

Coulda done better.
Coulda done worse.

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