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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Gam on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:09 pm

OH BOY MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION TIME. Make sure I do the peace sign sideways over my eye at some point during my transformation.

(Also you better play some fuckin' music over that)
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Cloak on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:30 pm

>Stabbed a Kobold in half
Dem crits.

Anyways
==> Tap the top of his helmet to turn its Wi-Fi on.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by DA on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:03 pm


that means...
Dracojounin7 wrote:What Zyq said.
which is
Zyquux wrote:Clearly he's lying and spreading anti-Resistance slander.

Smash his head against the branches of the bush-home thing.

and then check the internet connection to open the tutorial
writing story...

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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Archer on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:08 pm

DON'T CALL IT HELL

IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Scept on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:10 pm

This is your fault, Zyq. If we die, I'm blaming you.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Yoshi on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:12 pm

oh for fucks sake....
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by DA on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:14 pm

"...you know you're not getting any connection to the server because the tutorial is only pa--" before the creature finishes, you slam his head into one of the nearby branches. The thick ones, not the crappy ones that break on contact. SUCH IS THE FURY OF CRUSHSMASH THE SMASHCRUSHER.
The little guy falls unconcious! It dropped its small, traslucid tablet.
You open your Tammybook to see if there's any connection, and it seems that you've been using a wired connection all this time! The Tammybook's wireless capabilities have been removed somehow! This begs the question: Where the hell was the wire coming from, and how long did it have to be to work where you were?
You and your cohorts sit down confused, mashing keys at the Tammybook as it refuses to do anything at all. Not even doing a hard-shutdown!
You keep mashing and mashing, until a slot in your Tammybook opens. You don't remember this slot being in it before.

Looks like you knocked the little guy real good. It doesn't seem to be waking up anytime soon.
[roll] Deadline: 6 PM Pacific

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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Yoshi on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:18 pm

Fuckin zyq....i'mma try and put the card in the slot and see if that does anything.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Cloak on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:24 pm

Put the card in the slot and meditate on Rolling.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Gam on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:44 pm

Fiddle with the buttons and hope there are no self destruct buttons. If that fails , start posing until it works or something interesting happens.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Archer on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:48 pm

Put the little guy in the slot and hope he wakes up along with the Tammy.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Scept on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:05 pm

Put the card in the slot, and try to turn the wireless on.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Zyquux on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:25 pm

Smash its tablet. It's clearly more treasonous propaganda.

The next logical step is to shove roll up Cloak and shove SMASH him into the slot on the Tammybook.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Scept on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:28 pm

New plan: tranquilize Zyq before he gets us killed.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Nick Soapdish on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:42 pm

Try and wake up the little guy and apologize. Subdue the SMASHCRUSHER in the meantime.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Tael on Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:45 pm

swipe cards, smashcrush crushsmash
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by DA on Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:07 pm


which is
Scept wrote:Put the card in the slot, and try to turn the wireless on.
writin'...

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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by DA on Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:32 pm

You decide to insert your ANV Card inside the newly-produced slot, and it fits in like a glove.
But nothing happens at all!
"Maybe it needs to be conntected online!" you think, as you mash the keys away trying to turn on the nonexistant wireless configuration panel.
You somehow manage to close ANV's "Connection Lost" screen, and the game itself, taking you to your Amy Rose pinup desktop. A pop-up notification appears that says "Wireless connection detected". Strange, seeing that there was no antenna before. Maybe the ANV Card has wireless capabilities?
Anyways, you hit "Connect to Network" and...
[story]

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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Scept on Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:46 pm

...That's it?
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Archer on Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:52 pm

I think he's still writing? There's no due time or date?
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Scept on Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:55 pm

Oh.
My bad.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by DA on Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:03 pm


The screen produces a BLINDING VOIP! as the LED on the back of the Tammybook flashes bright blue!
You can feel your body changing shape bit by bit! THIS IS TRANSFORMATION!!
You can feel your body getting slightly more fluffy and adorable. Your ears disappear, as a pair of feline ears is produced atop your head and a tail grows from your cocxys to your head. You can feel your private parts shrink, until you feel your hips widen, and a warm void fills the area between your legs. Your shape starts getting more and more feminine, as you feel two small bumps rise in your chest! The light materializes your clothes as well, giving you a two-toned cute one-piece suit! This is the destiny you wanted! Your skeleton, muscles, everything! Everything's going according to plan! YOU ARE NOW A BEAUTIFUL CATGIRL!
The light fades away, as you open your eyes. The transformation is complete!
Lynn the Catgirl has awakened!
"...WHAT THE SHIT, WHERE'D MY JUNK GO!?" you shout as you start punching where your nads were. Well, this is what you wanted! This is your destiny!
Everyone else seems completely shocked! Apparently logging into this network with the ANV Card plugged in seems to do the trick! But, the transformation is just too real to be a VR simulation! CRUSHSMASH THE CRUSHSMASHER thinks this is some light trickery, so he tugs your tail violently!
"KYAAA! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! THAT'S MY TA--...hey! That's my tail!" you notice your newlyfound tail is completely functional and spend the next few minutes chasing it around.
Wibli has seen the consequences of this! This is an honest to goodness transformation! And it doesn't seem like there's going back... what to do... what to do!?
[character] Deadline: 9 PM

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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Yoshi on Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:07 pm

Putting card into slot and joining said network as fast as i can...and then grabbing that damn tablet before crushsmash can destroy it so i can look it over.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Tael on Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:11 pm

What yosh said.
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Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

Post by Archer on Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:20 pm

What Tael said.
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