Round 25: Mafia XLR

"Hey Coop can we go now? Were gonna miss Amazon babes covered in mud!"

"Alright alright, let me just finish this last burrito and then I'll pick up Kiva and we can go."

"Forget her Coop, if she really wanted to come she wouldn't have gotten out of the car. If she really needs up she will call us on your tv or whatever Now lets just hurry up and get back to your place."

"Alright then, let me just get her back in drive."

Coop reached his arm out for the gear shift but instead accidentally pulled "Plot device" lever

A missile rose out of the robots shoulder and launched itself toward the nearby empty building district.

On the ground a little boy with a Mega Slush looked up as he saw the missile explode in the building above him.

"Cooooo--"

"Nice one Coop..."
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"You there! Big Head! I have a task for you."

"Whatever you say, you're the boss."

"I need you to take out the earther closest to the fat piece of filth. You can do that much can't you?"

"Can I get rid of a person? Listen pall have you ever seen one of these?"

Big head tossed Gorrath a small cube.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

"Quantum singularity in a box, You ever tried getting out of one? It isn't easy. I show up at the earthers home toss this in his face and then- WAIT DON'T PRESS THAT!"

The cube opened up and sucked Gorrath in before suddenly dissapeering.

Big head turned to the Glorft Commander...

"So did someone say Promotion?"
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Panda witnessed the cool site of rubble falling on him

Spoiler:

Scept has a hard task ahead of him getting out of that singularity

Spoiler:

Day 3 Start

...I'll be honest. I didn't see that one coming.

Also awesome update is awesome.

Hmmmmmm, I want to vote Zink out of RNG but he's too nice.

Stalin votan?

Stalin - 1 - Alpar

...That sucks. Oh well. At least I lasted longer than the LoL Mafia.
Good luck getting my lackeys! MUAHAHAHAHAHA--
*shot*

I'm Voting Zink for the moment.

A hunch.

My suspects at the moment, Zink and Vat, mainly.

Stalin-1-Alpar
Zink -1 -Stalin
2/however

NOOOO! NOT LITTLE TOMMY!
WHO WILL TELL US WHAT'S COOL!?

Anyways...

I suspect only Stalin of Mafianism at this point, but I doubt Vat is vanilla.

Stalin Votan.

Stalin-2-Alpar, Cloak
Zink -1 -Stalin
3/9

Continuing the trend of lynching the investigator early, I see.

Axel vote because why not.

Stalin-2-Alpar, Cloak
Zink -1 - Stalin
Axel - 1 - Zyquux
4/9

Of course the investigator dies before the false-negative mafia. Still, I'll assume that the bus driver did a very good job last night. Hmm......probably gonna regret this (since I have almost every other time) but Zinkvotan. I don't really suspect Stalin.

Stalin - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Link
Axel - 1 - Zyquux
5/9

Liiiink, listen to your heart like Alpar, I'm far too lovely to kill T____T

I'm going to have to abstain for now because I am amazing at Mafia. What time does the day end? I may need to do a cheeky role reveal to keep myself alive :[

Stalin - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Link
Axel - 1 - Zyquux
Abstainfully cool - 1 - Zink
6/9

Polls close at 5AM.................goddammit Zink, you make feel so guilty. Ok, Axel votan. I still think Stalin's innocent.

Stalin - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Zink - 1 - Stalin
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
Abstainfully cool - 1 - Zink
6/9

11pm CST
Whatever that translates to in your time zone

Still stumped on who to suspect but I'm glad we got at least one mafia last night.

Zink votan


Stalin - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Axel
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
Abstainfully cool - 1 - Zink
7/9

Hunter Axel wrote:Zink votan

Would be cool if Orion and Scept vote before I turn in for the night...

Zink120 wrote:Scept vote before I turn in for the night...

he dead

you could always... not abstain

Hoo boy...still have no idea... But feel the need to vote for someone to not be a lamer and abstain all the time. Out of the people on the line right now...

Stalin.

Stalin - 3 - Alpar, Cloak, Orion
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Axel
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
Abstainfully cool - 1 - Zink
8/9

spplmj wrote:he dead

Seems I'll be waiting a long time...

Who was the other person who didn't vote yet then?

I don't really suspect Stalin, but I don't want to take any chances with the double-voter around soooo~

Stalin - 4 - Alpar, Cloak, Orion, Zink
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Axel
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
8/9

I am sorry, comrade Stalin. Unless you're scum. Then I will be very happy ^__^

I'll just put the vote on Stalin to make it instalynch then.

Stalin - 5 - Alpar, Cloak, Orion, Zink, Vatonnage
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Axel
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
9/9

alright then polls closed

SHIT NO. YOU FUCKS.

How is that an instalynch!

Oh. That's how it's an instalynch.
Dammit Sppmlj, how dare you suggest Not Abstaining as an option.

"Finally! The event we've all been waiting for, Two amazon babes and one pool of mud. Come on Coop you're gonna miss it."

"You set it up Jamie. I'm going upstairs to get snacks."

"More food Coop...? You ever thought about cutting back a little?"

"Ha ha, no."

Coop climbed up the basement stairs as Jamie grabbed the "remote" off the top of the TV.

"Wha..? What the hell is this thing."

Jamie stared at the piece of plastic with more buttons than he could count.

He started pressing buttons activating the electronics spread all over the room until finally the TV turned on displaying a white screen.

"You don't have to modify everything Coop. Now how do I get the tv to switch channels."

Growing frustrated Jamie walked over to the tv and smacked it.

Suddenly a beam of while light shot out of the tv and hit Jamie

"COOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooop!"

Jamie vanished...

"Alright Jamie I got the hot dogs and popco-. Jamie? Where'd ya go?"

"Must be in the bathroom or something."

Coop picked the remote up off the floor and quickly pressed a sequence of buttons. Instantly Amazon Mud Wrestling popped up on the screen.
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A door bell rang.

"Just a moment."

The door of the home opened and the homeowner was greeted by the sight of a tall green skinned mustached man wearing a hat, an oddly shaped business suit, and a very large scarf.

"Hello Ma'am, is your garage destroyed on a daily basis?"

"Why yes, actually it is."

"Do you have fears of being crushed by falling satellites or billboards belonging to popular tv stations."

"Now that you mention it. I am!"

"Well congratulations! You've just won an all expense paid trip to the luxurious "Unsmashable Spa and Beach Resort."

"Oh boy! I can't wait to tell me son."

"I'm afraid not ma'am to a prize for one and the flight leaves right now. Lets get going."

The man grabbed the woman's arm and dragged her to the "plane" parked in the front yard.

"Wait! Don't I need to pack a suitcase."

"Nope, we already took care of it. have a safe flight!"

The man closed the door and the "plane" took off straight up on a trajectory towards the sun.
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Stalin vanished after disrespecting Coop's tv

Spoiler:

Axel won a week long stay at the luxurious "Spa del Fuego"

Spoiler:

Day 4 Start

Jamie awoke in the middle of what appeared to be a village
"What happened? Where am I?"
A woman with green hair and a green dress approached him.
"Hello stranger."
"He.. Hello... My name is Jamie what's yours?"
"My name is Lily."
"Can you tell me where I am Lily?"
Lily cracked a smirk and licked her lips
"How about you come with me to my home and I'll fill you in."
"...Nice."

...with the way Zink was behaving, I say Zink.

Zinkadink votan.

Zink - 1 - Alpar

1/7

I'll abstain for now.

Zink - 1 - Alpar
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

2/7

Little do you know, I was transported to the future where I'm Badass Jamie

Oh boy, a spa! It's going to be so relaxing and...why is it getting hotter?

But on a more serious note, sucks that I'm out, and go town go!

And then Jamie became a cultist.

Cloak voting because there is a severe lack of Cloaklogic™.

Zink - 1 - Alpar
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

3/7

>Start playing better
>Suspected
I know your pain, mentle.
I know your pain.

Voting Zink.
Zyq is, oddly enough, not sending up any flags for me.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

4/7