Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

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Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Scept on Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:27 am

STORY TIME, YAAAAY!

Sometime far in the future…
In the dark, decrepit hell-hole once known as the Halolz Mafia Forums sat overlord Shawn Handyside.
Shawn was bored. Making the remaining Halolzians’ lives a living hell was fun for a while, but it had long since lost its luster. Nobody ever wanted to join his Mafia games… not since the incident that ended up banning most of the original players. What he wouldn’t give to pummel them into the ground with the banhammer again…
Wait a minute! An evil grin spread across Shawn’s face. “Trunks!” he called.
His right hand man teleported to his side in an instant. “You rang?”
The overlord’s grin grew. “I have a message I want to send out. Take it for me.”
“Yes sir!”

*MEANWHILE, IN MEXICO*
DA opened his email, expecting to see the regular junk mail and penis extension ads. He did a double take at what he instead found waiting for him: a message from the Halolz Mafia Forums. “What the hell?” Now intrigued, he opened it.

Dear DA:
I’ve grown bored. Torturing the poor souls that weren’t caught up in the updraft last time has grown tiresome. Just to spice things up a bit, I decided to invite you and the other banned players back for another game. And as motivation, the forums are once again up for grabs. Beat me this time, and you can have them back.
Don’t disappoint me. Come on back and play…
Love, Shawn


DA’s heart skipped a beat. Shawn was actually challenging him again? It had been so long since he last played, and now his precious forums were once again on the line. No way was he passing this up! He hit the reply button and typed his short reply:

You’re on.



Yes, that's right, folks! The direct sequel to Stalin's Halolz mafia! We will be going by abstain rules, for old-times' sake (but please don't abuse poor abstain; he didn't do anything to you)! Signups are open; they close Monday, April 29 at 9:00 PM CDT.

ALSO: in this round, there will be a tree stump variation. That is, in this case, those who are tree stumps are STILL allowed to post until the cause of their stumping is killed (in which case, they receive one post-mortem post as per the norm). However, in this case, they are not allowed to speak of the game to sway the odds in the favor of one side or the other. Commentary only, please.

Good luck everyone, and may the best side win!

SIGNUPS CLOSED.
PLAYERS:
1. Nale Kiplington the Third
2. Ever-mafia Zyquux
3. Whore-mage
4. Fallen admin DA
5. Massive Damage
6. Croissant-touting Frenchman Gentlemen
7. Link, the returning hero
8. (The real) Slim Shadi
9. Mysterious Rofl
10. Hater of Vowels
11. HATER in general
12. Darth Pika/Rainman
13. Zn
14. Red Leader
15. Slowcloak/Zyq MK II
16. Nya
17. Fun-tonnage
18. Axle, not the brake


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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by MrNaleIt on Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:30 am

innards
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Zyquux on Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:33 am

Man, I promised myself I wouldn't join the next round to focus on school, but the theme is too good to pass up. In

inb4 stump is killed Day 1
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Gam on Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:09 am

I'm more in than
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by DA on Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:15 am

In
And hoping not to fuck up this time.

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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Massive on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:02 am

>Halolz themed mafia
HAHA, TIME FOR SHENANIGANS
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Hunter Axel on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:31 am

I'm out! Ha! You never joined my round and so I'm not joining yours!

Ah, but in all seriousness, being away for two weeks is gonna suck and I'll most likely not have time for any of this.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by French Connections on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:43 am

Count me in. I'm sure that joining a round will 'conveniently' give me a voteless lightning rod role, but bleh I'm game anyways.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Link Lab on Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:20 am

Sign-ups opened the day I can start playing again? What SMASHING timing. I'm in.

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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Shadi on Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:47 am

Pm rights? I'm so in!
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:03 am

This should be fun.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Scept on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:40 am


If it comes down to one-on-one townie vs. mafioso, there shall be a duel to the death! The result shall be decided by ultimate tsundere, the RNG goddess.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by spplmj on Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:30 am

I'll join I guess
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by HATER on Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:54 am

***WALLS OF TEXT COMMENCING***

In. Looks like fun!

Also, if I could, I'd like to have a quick word with scept and perhaps one of the mods later on when I'm on a comp that will run steamchat or skype (probably in about a half an hour).
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Rainboy on Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:54 am

PM rights? Awesome. Join game? Check.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Zink120 on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:18 pm

Aw yeah. Dis gon be gud.

Also OMG LINK WELCOME BACK!!! Just in time~
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by StalinCommander on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:20 pm

Hopefully!
If i have a role in this It will be given to a competent player!

...fucking panda, worthless sack.

In.

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[12:55:11 AM] Zyquux: inb4 stalin is playing us all

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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by HATER on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:21 pm

StalinCommander wrote:

...fucking panda, worthless sack.
Hey man, we have a player named Sexypanda on our forums.... You've just earned his hate for a year if he ever sees this.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Zyquux on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:23 pm

We too have (had?) a Panda, but he's never here. Apparently Russian bears have a feud with pandas or something.
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Cloak on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:30 pm

In.

Isn't our panda a doctor?
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Shadi on Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:36 pm

HATER wrote:
StalinCommander wrote:

...fucking panda, worthless sack.
Hey man, we have a player named Sexypanda on our forums.... You've just earned his hate for a year if he ever sees this.
Hahah
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Nyu-Shark on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:52 pm

Cloak wrote:In.

Isn't our panda a doctor?

No, just Really Phat.

Also in when I thought I should leave a round out only for it to have the return of Handyside Mafia.

In other words sign this hottie up!
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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Massive on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:56 pm

Nyu-Shark wrote:No, just Really Phat.

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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by StalinCommander on Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:23 pm

Zyquux wrote:We too have (had?) a Panda, but he's never here. Apparently Russian bears have a feud with pandas or something.

-Indecirnable growling-


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Do me proud.

MAKE A EQUAL THAT IS GOOD!

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Re: Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

Post by Gam on Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:34 pm

StalinCommander wrote:Hopefully!
If i have a role in this It will be given to a competent player!

...fucking panda, worthless sack.

In.

At least you got a role STALIN, some of us weren't so lucky. Scept, if you didn't make me into a role this round i'm transforming my round into gamage mafia, I deserve the recognition.
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