Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Page 3 of 33 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4 ... 18 ... 33  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:20 am

Found this old gem from our Mutants and Masterminds sessions.

After rolling 1 at critical moments MULTIPLE times...

[10:43:48 PM] Roflcopter419: //1d20
[10:43:50 PM] Vatonnage: roflcopter419 rolled 1d20; result:
1
[10:43:51 PM] Roflcopter419: ...
[10:43:52 PM] Roflcopter419: WHAT
[10:43:53 PM] Roflcopter419: WHY
[10:43:59 PM] Kiru: fuck it, reroll
[10:44:00 PM] Vatonnage: Roll again apparently
[10:44:04 PM] Roflcopter419: //1d20
[10:44:05 PM] Vatonnage: roflcopter419 rolled 1d20; result:
20
[10:44:06 PM] Roflcopter419: ...
[10:44:06 PM] Vatonnage: ...
avatar
The Mysterious Gourmet
DONG GUY
DONG GUY

Posts : 415
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 21
Location : Battleship Arcadia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Archer on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:22 pm

[오전 9:03:56] Mentlegen: http://bakabt.me/161799-ore-no-imouto-ga-konna-ni-kawaii-wake-ga-nai-720p-10-bit-ane.html
...this really looks like something I will never watch
[오전 9:04:27] Mentlegen: Rafl, can I download it~?
[오전 9:04:52] Mentlegen: The only thing with more leechers is...Bleach.
[오전 9:06:33 | Edited 오전 9:06:42] The Mysterious Gourmet: Alpar liked it but it looked like boring SoL to me
[오전 9:06:58] The Mysterious Gourmet: I don't know, ask Alpar what he thinks
[오전 9:07:34] The Mysterious Gourmet: ...10 GB for 15 episodes?
[오전 9:07:59] Mentlegen: [오전 9:06] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< I don't know, ask Alpar what he thinks>Asking the Phoenix of animu

>I log on

[오전 9:08:29] Mentlegen: HEY ALPAR
[오전 9:08:29] Alps: >_>
[오전 9:08:55] Mentlegen: [오전 9:08] Mentlegen:

<<< >Asking the glorious master of animuI WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
avatar
Archer
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 1708
Join date : 2012-06-10

ANV Character
Name: Dente - El Exterminador de Demonios Dos
HP:
320/400  (320/400)
TP:
955/1000  (955/1000)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Mentle on Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:25 pm

[22:18:07] Alpar Shirou: ....sigh
[22:18:08] Alpar Shirou: wellp
[22:18:11] Alpar Shirou: come on Granberia
[22:18:14] Alpar Shirou: time to embrace you.
[22:18:20] Mentlegen: Glorious
[22:18:22] Alpar Shirou: There goes the last of my hope.

And we (and love) win once again.
avatar
Mentle
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 674
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by StalinCommander on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:06 pm

Mentle wrote:[22:18:07] Alpar Shirou: ....sigh
[22:18:08] Alpar Shirou: wellp
[22:18:11] Alpar Shirou: come on Granberia
[22:18:14] Alpar Shirou: time to embrace you.
[22:18:20] Mentlegen: Glorious
[22:18:22] Alpar Shirou: There goes the last of my hope.

And we (and love) win once again.


DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

Welp, come on Erubetie.
Guess I'm settling for her then.

_________________
Cloak wrote:HE TEMPTED ME WITH PROMISES OF EQUALITY AND VICTORY SHARED AMONGST THE PEOPLE!


[12:55:11 AM] Zyquux: inb4 stalin is playing us all

Zyquux wrote:From now on, I'm voting Stalin day one.
avatar
StalinCommander
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 905
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 99
Location : Moscow, Motherland

ANV Character
Name: Dr. Vladiovich Von Krusteacov Ruskieman
HP:
308/400  (308/400)
TP:
920/1000  (920/1000)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:10 pm

StalinCommander wrote:
Mentle wrote:[22:18:07] Alpar Shirou: ....sigh
[22:18:08] Alpar Shirou: wellp
[22:18:11] Alpar Shirou: come on Granberia
[22:18:14] Alpar Shirou: time to embrace you.
[22:18:20] Mentlegen: Glorious
[22:18:22] Alpar Shirou: There goes the last of my hope.

And we (and love) win once again.


DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

Welp, come on Erubetie.
Guess I'm settling for her then.

Never settle for Elvetie. Pick a filler monster before her.

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Dracojounin7 on Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:22 pm

[7:00:39 PM] Dracojounin7: double-checked the rules so I can brag
[7:00:56 PM] Dracojounin7: If I take aim and use my scope on my sniper rifle
[7:01:05 PM] Dracojounin7: I have an effective skill of 35 for making the shot
[7:03:15 PM] Haru: ...
[7:03:16 PM] Haru: Okay
[7:03:26 PM] Haru: Let's figure out what your crit threshold is now
[7:03:55 PM] Haru: Clearly we're at the point of only 18 being a failure, and just a normal one at that.
[7:04:15 PM] Haru: Now what'd I say it was? Every 5 over average increases the crit success rate by 1?
[7:04:22 PM] Haru: With average being 10?
[7:04:28 PM] Haru: ...
[7:04:45 PM] Dracojounin7: *roll a 15*
Crit success
[7:04:47 PM] Haru: .....
[7:04:58 PM] Haru: You soulless bitch.
[7:05:01 PM] Dracojounin7: :3
[7:05:08 PM] Haru: YOU EITHER CRIT OR MISS.
[7:05:18 PM] Haru: WITH A FUCKING 1% CHANCE OF MISSING.
[7:05:23 PM] Dracojounin7: If it's any consolation, I only have a 24 aiming with my shotgun.
[7:05:29 PM] Haru: Brb revising variable crit rates

And then nobody got crits but Draco that day.
avatar
Dracojounin7
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 337
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 22

ANV Character
Name: Jadaal
HP:
520/600  (520/600)
TP:
1500/1500  (1500/1500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:46 pm

[3:38:42 PM] Daifuku: what you mean?
[3:38:55 PM] Dracojounin7: You've got about 240 now
[3:39:01 PM] Dracojounin7: Nigglet took 500 with him
[3:39:09 PM] Dracojounin7: Didn't I say that?
[3:39:09 PM] Daifuku: .....hwat
[3:39:11 PM] Daifuku: no
*stuff happens*
[3:41:08 PM] Dracojounin7: k
[3:41:14 PM] Dracojounin7: Nigglet rows you back to shore
[3:41:20 PM] Dracojounin7: He deposits 1000 gold in Cloak's hand
[3:41:23 PM] Dracojounin7: 1000 in Gamage's
[3:41:25 PM] Dracojounin7: 1000 in Aboi's
[3:41:29 PM] Dracojounin7: 1000 in Scept's
[3:41:32 PM] Dracojounin7: and 2500 in Dai's
[3:41:36 PM] Gamage: what
[3:41:38 PM] Gamage: fuck dai
[3:41:39 PM] Dracojounin7: "Day's earnings."
[3:41:44 PM] Daifuku: "I knew I loved you for a reason"
[3:41:53 PM] Dracojounin7: "You're making me blush. Now let's go."
[3:41:54 PM] Cloak: "... wow. Next time, send him with a thousand."
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by StalinCommander on Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:19 pm

[6:17:38 PM] Zyquux: [6:14 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< How many people are still alive?
Perhaps we'll see the first legitimate mafia victory of these forums.OMG STALIN IZ MAFIA
[6:17:53 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I know Stalin is innocent. Zyq voting.
[6:18:21 PM] Zyquux: LEO OBVIOUSLY MAFIA
VOTINGLEO
[6:18:34 PM] Leonidas Eliades: No, I'm the miller.
...Death miller.
[6:18:49 PM] Son Of a Shepard: He went back on his vote! Zyq votan!
[6:19:02 PM] Zyquux: NUUUUUUUUU
[6:19:03 PM] Mojito: And then everyone was mafia

_________________
Cloak wrote:HE TEMPTED ME WITH PROMISES OF EQUALITY AND VICTORY SHARED AMONGST THE PEOPLE!


[12:55:11 AM] Zyquux: inb4 stalin is playing us all

Zyquux wrote:From now on, I'm voting Stalin day one.
avatar
StalinCommander
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 905
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 99
Location : Moscow, Motherland

ANV Character
Name: Dr. Vladiovich Von Krusteacov Ruskieman
HP:
308/400  (308/400)
TP:
920/1000  (920/1000)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Mentle on Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:56 pm

Consequences of Orion's round:

Spoiler:



avatar
Mentle
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 674
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 25

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:15 pm

[6:13:38 PM] Dracojounin7: +2 Longsword
[6:13:44 PM] Dracojounin7: Requirement: Underwater
[6:13:52 PM] Scept: ...
[6:13:57 PM] Dracojounin7: otherwise it's just a normal one
[6:14:00 PM] Scept: At what point would we be underwater?
[6:14:07 PM] Dracojounin7: you tell me.
[6:14:19 PM] Scept: Mmmm, yeah. Imma pass on that one.
[6:14:28 PM | Edited 6:14:50 PM] Gamage: create water is a level 0 spell
[6:14:36 PM] Gamage: and I can raise shore lines
[6:14:40 PM] Gamage: by a lot
[6:14:42 PM] Cloak: No thanks.
[6:14:48 PM] Cloak: Lets not drown everyone
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:26 pm

[7:22:29 PM | Edited 7:22:35 PM] Gamage: listen check behind doors?
[7:22:54 PM] Daifuku: fien
[7:22:58 PM] Cloak: //1d20+5
[7:23:00 PM] Daifuku: lisnan the door
[7:23:04 PM] Daifuku: //1d20+14
[7:23:24 PM] Gamage: //1d20+10
[7:23:38 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
10 +5
Sum: 15
[7:23:39 PM] Dracojounin7: dark-robert rolled 1d20; result:
20 +14
Sum: 34
[7:23:39 PM] Dracojounin7: gamage rolled 1d20; result:
16 +10
Sum: 26
[7:23:41 PM] Dracojounin7: HUE
[7:23:44 PM] Cloak: CRIT
[7:23:49 PM] Daifuku: i win
[7:23:55 PM] Dracojounin7: Nobody hears anything except Dai
[7:24:01 PM] Daifuku: Do I hear Bahamut?
[7:24:03 PM] Dracojounin7: Who hears something or someone fornicating somewhere in the distance
[7:24:04 PM] Daifuku: or tiamat?
[7:24:09 PM] Cloak: ...
[7:24:10 PM] Daifuku: ....
[7:24:13 PM] Scept: ...
[7:24:24 PM] Gamage: ...
[7:24:28 PM] Scept: I wanna say it's Gam doing it, but...
[7:24:28 PM] Daifuku: "Gamage....I think you might like what I'm hearing."

No traps in the first room, something might be having sex in the next.
CAN YOU SAY SEX DUNGEON?
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by DA on Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:09 am

[8/9/2012 5:29:01 PM] Simply DA: ORION ORION ORION
[8/9/2012 5:29:19 PM] Simply DA: Odd Numbered Face-offs with such small people cause Insta-Lynch confusion!
[8/9/2012 5:29:20 PM] Simply DA: So
[8/9/2012 5:29:53 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Oriondrive Ostrich gets out notepad and pencil
[8/9/2012 5:30:33 PM] Simply DA: To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain lynch, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...
[8/9/2012 5:30:34 PM] Simply DA: 2...
[8/9/2012 5:30:34 PM] Simply DA: 1...
[8/9/2012 5:30:35 PM] Simply DA: http://youtu.be/nDifsWZ_s5s?t=2m21s
[8/9/2012 5:31:18 PM] Simply DA: (what I'm trying to say is: in case of 5 players, 4 votes cause an insta-lynch)
[8/9/2012 5:32:06 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: What about in the case of a double voter existing?
[8/9/2012 5:33:08 PM] Simply DA: ...
http://youtu.be/J5jifIoiwek?t=8s
[8/9/2012 5:33:28 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Awfuck
[8/9/2012 5:46:27 PM] Simply DA: "It is not standardized whether a Doublevoter can change the number of votes required to lynch. The Doublevoter is more powerful when the number of votes required to lynch is based on the number of players in the game, rather than how many votes are in the game.

It is possible for a Doublevoter to simultaneously hammer two wagons under very specific conditions. What the moderator does in this scenario is not standardized simply because it's not a commonly plied strategy - if you're interested, contact your moderator to ask how they would handle such an occurrence."
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

_________________
"Hey! The secret to health, happiness, a successful marriage and a booming business is simple. All you need is puns! No more trotting out boring old "Good morning" and "Goodnight". When you greet people, do it with a smile and a bit of horseplay. Try a "Good marening" or a "Goodneight"! Before long, you'll be the most popular punner in the town, neigh, the world! Remember: you'll be galloping your way towards happiness with laughter as your steed."
avatar
DA
Owns this joint
Owns this joint

Posts : 655
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 23
Location : South of the border, down Mexico Way

View user profile http://boredman-da.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:33 am

I warned you about doublevoters.

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:09 pm

[4:05:15 PM] Dracojounin7: you get a vague pull westward
[4:05:29 PM] Dracojounin7: and gather info you find a little ring with a symbol on it
[4:05:49 PM] Dracojounin7: the symbol being a closed eye.
[4:05:52 PM] Cloak: Knowledge Arcana, History, and Planes just to be sure on this one.
[4:05:59 PM] Cloak: //1d20+11
[4:06:04 PM] Cloak: //1d20+11
[4:06:10 PM] Cloak: //1d20+7
[4:06:13 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
16 +11
Sum: 27
[4:06:13 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
1 +11
Sum: 12
[4:06:13 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
20 +7
Sum: 27
[4:06:22 PM] Dracojounin7: a 1 and a 20? lel
[4:06:24 PM] Dracojounin7: Arcana reveals jack all
[4:06:29 PM] Dracojounin7: History reveals jack all
[4:06:30 PM] Dracojounin7: Planes...
[4:06:35 PM] Dracojounin7: also reveals jack all

I'm in charge of useful criticals.
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:54 pm

[5:46:04 PM] Cloak: Wood carries less of an armor penalty as well, right?
[5:46:07 PM] Daifuku: not that it matters
[5:46:19 PM] Daifuku: plate armor is still -6
[5:46:57 PM] Daifuku: //1d20-1
[5:47:03 PM] Dracojounin7: dark-robert rolled 1d20; result:
3 +0
Sum: 3
[5:47:06 PM] Daifuku: i think that's my mods
[5:47:11 PM] Cloak: Oh wait, I keep forgetting I have those boots of skating on- PFFT
[5:47:14 PM] Dracojounin7: Dai barely manages to hop along
[5:47:24 PM] Dracojounin7: He slips at one point and faceplants on a rock
[5:47:27 PM] Dracojounin7: roll Dex
[5:47:37 PM] Daifuku: //1d20+3
[5:47:40 PM] Dracojounin7: dark-robert rolled 1d20; result:
1 +3
Sum: 4
[5:47:43 PM] Daifuku: ....
[5:47:44 PM] Dracojounin7: ...wow
[5:47:50 PM] Dracojounin7: You start to slowly orbit the rock
[5:47:52 PM] Daifuku: i hate your roller sometimes
[5:47:55 PM] Dracojounin7: Just barely unable to reach it
[5:47:57 PM] Cloak: "I know you're not the most graceful creature, but come on."
[5:47:59 PM] Dracojounin7: Everyone stops and laughs
[5:48:10 PM] Daifuku: fiar breath for propulshion
[5:48:20 PM] Dracojounin7: k
[5:48:20 PM] Cloak: That would be Force Breath
[5:48:27 PM] Dracojounin7: Don't push it Cloak
[5:48:27 PM] Daifuku: >Implyyyyying
[5:48:31 PM] Cloak: hehe
[5:48:36 PM] Dracojounin7: Dai jets himself up and is launched towards...
[5:48:38 PM] Dracojounin7: //1d100
[5:48:38 PM] Dracojounin7: dracojounin7 rolled 1d100; result:
75 +0
Sum: 75
[5:48:42 PM] Dracojounin7: the castle ramparts.
[5:48:46 PM] Dracojounin7: roll Dex.
[5:48:52 PM] Daifuku: //1d20
[5:48:58 PM] Cloak: do ho ho
[5:49:01 PM] Daifuku: this is gonna suck
[5:49:32 PM] Daifuku: stupid roller
[5:49:34 PM] Dracojounin7: dark-robert rolled 1d20; result:
1 +0
Sum: 1
[5:49:36 PM] Dracojounin7: HUE
[5:49:38 PM] Dracojounin7: Wow
[5:49:40 PM] Daifuku: HOW
[5:49:41 PM] Daifuku: WHY
[5:49:48 PM] Daifuku: YE GODS DAMN IT
[5:49:49 PM] Dracojounin7: Dai faceplants on the wall and starts to slide down it
[5:49:52 PM] Cloak: Oh god I'm saving this for rofl.
[5:50:15 PM] Dracojounin7: As you reach the bottom you rub your chin... it feels like a scale or two got peeled off.
[5:50:16 PM] Daifuku: "....I think the gods are having fun at my expense..."
[5:50:51 PM] Daifuku: "Hlal must be shitting himself"
[5:51:10 PM] Daifuku: Try to get to the castle door
[5:51:14 PM] Cloak: Two fucking Nat 1's. Rofl would be proud.
[5:51:17 PM] Dracojounin7: You crawl on all fours
[5:51:19 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak roll Dex
[5:51:48 PM] Daifuku: at least my rolls were in character :T
[5:51:48 PM] Cloak: //1d20+3
[5:51:48 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
17 +3
Sum: 20
[5:51:51 PM] Daifuku: ....
[5:51:53 PM] Cloak: HUE
[5:51:57 PM] Daifuku: fucking gnomes
[5:52:06 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak manages to somersault off the last rock and land directly on Dai's back.
[5:52:22 PM] Daifuku: "You did that on purpose!"
[5:52:29 PM] Cloak: "And that is why I wear a robe."
[5:52:40 PM] Daifuku: "ffffffffffffffffffffffffff-"
[5:52:50 PM] Dracojounin7: Pendirr hops over and laughs.
[5:52:57 PM] Dracojounin7: "Didn't you pack Air Walk, Korgan?"
[5:53:14 PM] Daifuku: "Stop that. You and your logic."
[5:53:26 PM] Dracojounin7: (spoilers: he did pack Air Walk)
[5:53:28 PM] Daifuku: and ye gods, i did

Dai is now Rofl.
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:36 pm

Found this really old one

[9:36:17 PM] Yoshi The Umbreon: Ican't defeat demoman but no matter what i do he always sticks me again...i run as fast as i can...but even so i manage to blow up in the end...I'll try heavy again but it wouldn't help as he'll blow my fatass up agin and again!

[9:37:47 PM] Vatonnage: It's just occurred to me
That I've tried killing Kyon again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly fail...
I never will give up
As I attempt to cross the disappearing desks
Yet again Nagato stops my fun...
If I only had the power to stop Nagato
It would make it so much easier to kill Kyon but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow, every time
I am defeated...
I can't defeat Nagato
No matter how hard I try to stab her
She just blocks it with a single hand
It's no use, I try to alter data but she stops me before I can
I fight as hard as I can
But when I had to go against Nagato's skills I was defeated again
Next time, I'll think up a plan,
I'll remove Haruhi from the equation as quick as I possibly can...!

[9:50:50 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I can't defeat Wario-man
No matter how many I hit him he just takes no damage
And though I use bob-ombs,
it makes no difference he just doesn't get knocked back and then comes at me again
I run as much as I can, but in the end he tracks me down and shoulder-checks me off the level again
I'll respawn but this time, I'll have a plan
I'll stretch my invincibility as long as I can

EDIT: Rewriting this here since I don't have it saved anywhere. Kanako ga Taosenai.

Spoiler:
It just occurred to me
that I've been through this stage again and again
and at the same spot every time I repeatedly die.
I never will give up,
as I attempt to pass the criss-crossing bullets from the fairies,
but then I get clipped anyway.
If I only had more Power I'd be fine,
it would make it so much easier to beat this level,
but every time, somehow every time, somehow every time I lose!

I can't defeat Kanako,
no matter how I try to dodge all her danmaku she just kills me again.
And even though I can get behind her it's no use,
I have to come back around to the front in the end.
I dodge as much as I can,
but when I had to against Virtue of Wind God I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan:
I'll keep my power saved for as many bombs as I can...

It just occurred to me
that my Power's almost empty again,
and if I don't stop bombing now I will never survive.
I never will give up,
but it's so difficult to dodge all this danmaku,
now I see that I'm playing with my final life.
If I just selected Reimu I'd be fine,
she would make it so much easier to beat Kanako,
but every time, somehow every time, somehow every time I lose!

I can't defeat Sanae,
no matter how I try to dodge her Esoterica she kills me again.
And even though I go to the corners, it's no use,
I stay away but Sea Opening just keeps closing in.
I shoot as fast as I can,
but when I had to go against Yasaka's Divine Wind I'm helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan:
I'll keep my power saved for as many bombs as I can...

If I only had more Power I'd be fine,
it would make it so much easier to beat this level,
but every time, somehow every time, somehow every time I lose!

I can't defeat Kanako,
no matter how I try to dodge all her danmaku she just kills me again.
And even though I can get behind her it's no use,
I have to come back around to the front in the end.
I dodge as much as I can,
but when I had to against Virtue of Wind God I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan:
I'll keep my power saved for as many bombs as I can...

I can't defeat Kanako...


Last edited by Leo E. on Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:33 pm; edited 1 time in total

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by spplmj on Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:22 am

[11:17:14 PM] Cael: If you were to ever preform crossplay (without any restriction of shame), who would you me?
[11:17:32 PM] spplmj: what?
[11:19:07 PM] Leo: ...What the fuck question is this?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/202/croppercapture267.png
[11:19:41 PM] Leo: [11:17 PM] Reisen
[11:19:55 PM] Mechaderps419: Noa Izumi
[11:20:08 PM] spplmj: I have no idea honestly
[11:20:26 PM] spplmj: whichever character has the most elaborate outfit i guess
[11:20:37 PM] Alpar: Crossplay... crossplay...
[11:20:40 PM] Alpar: got no one.
[11:20:47 PM]
[11:21:02 PM] Alpar: [11:19 PM] Leo: <<< Reisen>>> hwut
[11:21:17 PM] Alpar: you trying to seduce Cael
[11:21:19 PM] Alpar: don't seduce my waifu.
[11:21:26 PM] Mechaderps419: Cael is your waifu?
[11:21:31 PM] Alpar: No.
[11:21:32 PM] Cael: For whatever reason... I... would either pick Riaza (my OC), or Suzuka-Hime
[11:21:35 PM] Alpar: What gave you that idea.
[11:21:38 PM] Alpar: ...man I'm tired.
[11:21:41 PM] Cael: ...
avatar
spplmj
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 643
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 24
Location : in too deep

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:06 pm

SEIHAI-KUN!

[7:59:33 PM] Mentlegen: "Spreading her legs, I press myself between them."
Silly Shiki, that's not killing!
[8:00:01 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Still better than Akiha's idea of breastfeeding.
[8:00:55 PM] Mentlegen: Grail-kun's idea of sex would fit better considering Shiki 5 seconds ago.
[8:01:11 PM] Leonidas Eliades: CONTRACEPTION KIT
[8:01:37 PM] Mentlegen: Whisper: "She can't get pregnant if she is dead."
[8:01:53 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I was thinking more along the lines of "just cut the fetus out"
[8:02:21 PM] Mentlegen: >Grail-kun not suggesting banging a headless body
Do you even wish?
[8:03:53 PM] Mentlegen: This is an awkward moment to be talking with my mom on the phone
[8:04:40 PM] Leonidas Eliades: >knife
CALL-ENDING KIT!
"She can't dial the phone through the coins in her eyes."

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:58 pm

[10:48:26 PM] Cloak: Of course the bullet proof gets lynched...
[10:52:19 PM] Mentlegen: If Alpar claims to be sure you are mafia and you are not the miller
[10:52:35 PM] Mentlegen: we simply lynch you, if he lied we get him next.
[10:52:45 PM] Cloak: Comforting...
[10:52:54 PM] Mentlegen: Yes, it is
[10:52:59 PM] Mentlegen: because that's the best for the town.
[10:53:43 PM] Cloak: Almost every time the town wins, I die...
[10:53:54 PM] Cloak: I'm fucking lancer up in this bitch.
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:59 pm

Cloak wrote:[10:48:26 PM] Cloak: Of course the bullet proof gets lynched...
[10:52:19 PM] Mentlegen: If Alpar claims to be sure you are mafia and you are not the miller
[10:52:35 PM] Mentlegen: we simply lynch you, if he lied we get him next.
[10:52:45 PM] Cloak: Comforting...
[10:52:54 PM] Mentlegen: Yes, it is
[10:52:59 PM] Mentlegen: because that's the best for the town.
[10:53:43 PM] Cloak: Almost every time the town wins, I die...
[10:53:54 PM] Cloak: I'm fucking lancer up in this bitch.

You know that you still win even if you're dead, right?
Sacrificing yourself to help the town is normal.

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:24 pm

[4:13:45 PM] Scept: >Implying that they die if they're killed
[4:14:11 PM] Mentlegen: already covered. Everything dies when it's killed by Shiki
[4:16:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Except Arcueid
[4:17:14 PM] Mentlegen: He was too busy having an orgasm to do it properly
[4:18:19 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Lies. If you don't jizz in your pants while slicing someone into seventeen pieces, you're doing it wrong.
[4:19:05 PM] Mentlegen: >TFW you are 20 years old and never sliced anyone into seventeen pieces
:<
[4:19:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: It's okay. You just haven't found the right person yet.
[4:19:41 PM] Mentlegen: Maybe if I get a sword...
[4:19:51 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I mean, you don't want it to be someone who would let anyone slice her up, right?
[4:20:04 PM] Mentlegen: Ew
[4:21:22 PM] Mentlegen: I don't want to get a slicelly transmitted disease from these whores
[4:20:06 PM] Scept: I have a sword. It is made of wood.
[4:20:13 PM] Scept: HA ha! Multiple entendre.
[4:20:23 PM] Mentlegen: 2/10, wouldn't slice people with it

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Archer on Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:49 pm

>Me, Haru, Rofl, and Stalin in a voicechat trying to watch Galaxy Express 999 only not watching and talking about Monster Girl Quest because Haru was playing it and we were waiting on him. With me and Stalin in the chat naturally we ended up talking about Granberia, Haru interrupts. Me being shameful, didn't record it. Note to self; when Haru is in voicechat, ALWAYS record with MP3 Skype player. So I'll just emulate it here.

Haru: "I'm sorry, I'm just sayin... if Granberia were real, I would tap that SOOOOO HAAAARD."

Alpar: "Eh. I get where you're coming from and I'd probably be like best friends with her or something but looking at her, I.. wouldn't really wanna do it with her. Monster girls are not my thing."

Haru: "I know I know it's just... I WOULD DO THAT. SOOOOO HARD."

Stalin: "The minute you try is the minute she cuts off your head with a flaming sword."

Haru: "HAHAHA YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT I DON'T CAR- wait which head?"


Last edited by Alpar on Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:42 am; edited 1 time in total
avatar
Archer
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 1708
Join date : 2012-06-10

ANV Character
Name: Dente - El Exterminador de Demonios Dos
HP:
320/400  (320/400)
TP:
955/1000  (955/1000)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Cloak on Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:39 pm

[7:37:16 PM] Scept: Attack Elemental 2. Longsword. 2 hits.
[7:37:22 PM] Dracojounin7: roll to hit Scept
[7:37:22 PM] Gamage: did you add his +10 strength modifier to his attack roll?
[7:37:26 PM] Dracojounin7: yes
[7:37:28 PM] Gamage: k
[7:37:42 PM] Scept: //1d20+13
[7:37:44 PM] Dracojounin7: sceptilianblade rolled 1d20; result:
1 +13
Sum: 14
[7:37:46 PM] Dracojounin7: heh
[7:37:49 PM] Scept: //1d20+9
[7:37:49 PM] Dracojounin7: sceptilianblade rolled 1d20; result:
1 +9
Sum: 10
[7:37:51 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[7:37:51 PM] Aboi: asdf
[7:37:55 PM] Aboi: sdfasdfasdf
[7:37:56 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak save that now
[7:37:58 PM] Scept: DAEOANFDOAIERPAWHSFNASDLGAOTUHASDFAERE
[7:38:16 PM] Scept: WHAT THE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!
avatar
Cloak
Vintage Guy
Vintage Guy

Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-10
Location : Mid

ANV Character
Name: Fluffles
HP:
720/800  (720/800)
TP:
415/500  (415/500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Leo E. on Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:18 am

[12:13:33 AM] Alpar: Alpar runs up to Leo Seihai-kun
[12:13:38 AM] Seppuku Sirloin: Seihai-kun!!
[12:13:53 AM] Leonidas Eliades: What's wrong, Alpar-kun?
[12:15:07 AM] Alpar: My friends won;t stop shipping me with Youmu and her elbows, I can't make it stoooop!
[12:15:45 AM] Leonidas Eliades: You're so hopeless, Alpar-kun.
[12:15:51 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Leonidas Eliades puts a knife in front of Alpar
[12:15:55 AM] Leonidas Eliades: ELBOW-REMOVER!
[12:16:02 AM] Leonidas Eliades: ...start at the shoulders.

_________________
Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

GUEST STAR:
"it's the LoGH of anime"
-Rofl on Queen's Blade
avatar
Leo E.
Guy in Charge
Guy in Charge

Posts : 1517
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 24
Location : Vice

View user profile http://hakureiillusion.tumblr.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Caelun_Niveus on Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:25 am

Leo E. wrote:[12:13:33 AM] Alpar: Alpar runs up to Leo Seihai-kun
[12:13:38 AM] Seppuku Sirloin: Seihai-kun!!
[12:13:53 AM] Leonidas Eliades: What's wrong, Alpar-kun?
[12:15:07 AM] Alpar: My friends won;t stop shipping me with Youmu and her elbows, I can't make it stoooop!
[12:15:45 AM] Leonidas Eliades: You're so hopeless, Alpar-kun.
[12:15:51 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Leonidas Eliades puts a knife in front of Alpar
[12:15:55 AM] Leonidas Eliades: ELBOW-REMOVER!
[12:16:02 AM] Leonidas Eliades: ...start at the shoulders.



Before anyone gets the wrong impression, it was actually I playing the part of Alpar, not Alpar himself.
avatar
Caelun_Niveus
Final Fight Guy
Final Fight Guy

Posts : 371
Join date : 2012-06-26

ANV Character
Name: Johnny
HP:
520/600  (520/600)
TP:
1500/1500  (1500/1500)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 3 of 33 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4 ... 18 ... 33  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum