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Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Thu May 16, 2013 10:28 pm

Thread for Dark Souls. Builds, 1v1 me bro, my covenant is better than yours, etc.

First for best girl, best covenant, best NPC, best thing that was ever a spider.


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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by The Mysterious Gourmet on Thu May 16, 2013 10:49 pm

>implying best girl isn't Sieglinde of Catarina

Onion family best family
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by spplmj on Thu May 16, 2013 11:22 pm


I guess Demon's Souls will just go be moe somewhere else.
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by StalinCommander on Thu May 16, 2013 11:33 pm

I had a very nice Barry the Chopper build before they nerfed the Woodgrain ring.

Something about a guy flipping about with two Butcher Knives struck fear into people's hearts.

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Fri May 17, 2013 1:13 am

spplmj wrote:I guess Demon's Souls will just go be moe somewhere else.

>Implying Quelaag's sister is not the most moe

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Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
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Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Fri May 17, 2013 6:30 pm

The room before Nito is just begging for a dead baby joke.

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Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by spplmj on Fri May 17, 2013 7:19 pm

Astraea's boss room was better
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Archer on Fri May 17, 2013 7:32 pm

Wouldn't it be better if this was a general Souls thread?
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by spplmj on Fri May 17, 2013 7:33 pm

I'm gonna treat it as one

>Start DaS
>Update 1.09

IDS HABBENING!
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Fri May 17, 2013 11:34 pm

Alpar wrote:Wouldn't it be better if this was a general Souls thread?
NO, PICK A SIDE

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Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
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Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Cloak on Fri May 17, 2013 11:40 pm

BOTH

BOTH
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by spplmj on Fri May 17, 2013 11:57 pm

Thinking about joining sunbros since already have high faith. Plus they don't have a guardian you can kill.
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Sat May 18, 2013 12:29 am

You can kill Solaire. But he is living proof that Our Fair Lady is the best path.

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Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by spplmj on Tue May 21, 2013 1:35 am



Sunbros were here. Other factions a shit.
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Tue May 21, 2013 9:02 am

spplmj wrote:Sunbros were here. Other factions a shit.

Sunbros can't even figure out how hotlinking works.


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Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Hunter Axel on Tue May 21, 2013 6:22 pm

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Thu May 23, 2013 12:16 pm

[12:13:27 PM] Lia Yakumo: >Alpar will spend forever looking for the treasure in Quelaag's room
[12:13:41 PM] Emiya Alpar: Is it behind a wall.
[12:13:45 PM] Emiya Alpar: I hope you're kidding.

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Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:07 pm


THE WALL

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Heka: "If you mean to kill me, at least do it quick!"
Raidy: "I'm afraid Fonfon is quite good at hurting you without killing you."
Fonfon: "You bet I am! Corpses don't scream, so that's boring."


Alparisms:
[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Archer on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:04 pm

So after ringing the first bell I made my way down the belltower and all of a sudden I see a guy in black (apparently the only one that can forgive your sins) and I get shocked, that he was leaning against a dark wall looking like an enemy I had to kill in order to get there, and all of a sudden I instinctively attack him before locking onto him. Or at least what would have been locking onto him. If he were an enemy. So apparently I couldn't be forgiven since he's the only guy that can, so I killed him.

Then I was gonna start a new game due to how badly I screwed up (I still say of all places he could've been standing it could've been outside)

Then my cousin tells me

"If you're starting a new game, why don't you kill all the NPCs?"

I sat there in about 20 seconds of silence contemplating the option.

I became Spp Jr.

By the way, Solaire was pretty easy to kill.

And so I bring meaning to the title of this thread!

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I'VE NEVER FELT SO AWFUL IN MY LIFE, HEAVENS FORGIVE ME. I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL PRICK AND I'M SO SORRY. I SAID NO REGRETS BUT I MEANT ALL THE REGRETS IN THE WORLD. I'M SO SORRY SOLAIRE. YOU DIDN'T DESERVE IT. NONE OF YOU DESERVED IT BECAUSE OF MY OWN FAULT

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Hunter Axel on Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:42 am

I kinda did the opposite when I encountered a Black Knight.

At that time, I had no idea who or what it was. It had it's back turned when I saw it, didn't really react when I got close. It only did react when I was pretty much touching it's back.

You can imagine how quickly I died from there. 

Also,killing Solaire.
Worst crime ever unless you don't know how to save him.
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Archer on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:12 am

It wasn't a black knight though, it was an actual NPC.

Also restarted Dark Souls. Wow I worked fast. I'm right before the second boss in under an hour and I'm already level 13 I think, when my prior save was level 23. Killed The Rock on my first try too, got a backstab on him this time. Also beat the tutorial in I think like what, 6 minutes?
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Leo E. on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:16 am

You might defeat The Rock, but can you defeat THE WALL?!

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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Archer on Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:25 pm

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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Aboithagameboi on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:09 pm

Oh hey this is a thread about Dark Souls. Would it be any better to post the link here instead of the chat?

Probably not
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Re: Dark Souls: Prepare to WHY Edition

Post by Tael on Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:05 pm

Progress update:

Spears are still OP as fuck
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