Round 59: The Boondocks

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by French Connections on Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:54 pm

The citizens of Woodcrest opened the ballot box. Everyone looked at each other uneasily as names were read out. It soon. Uncle Ruckus sighed; this was the result of giving niggaz the vote. A poor peach smelling pretty little white girl was going to have to suffer for the idiocy of the entirety of negro-kind.

The phone rang. "Yes, this is A Pimp Named Slickback, speaking. No, A Pimp Named Slickback, not Slickback. Yes that is correct; what's the purpose of this call? You say your friend is suffering from Bitch Dependency? Yes, yes, it's a serious ailment not to be taken lightly. You've called the right person, I'll be there in an hour to make an intervention."
Gin checked his phone. He never understood this texting shit, but the conspiracy theorists were too paranoid to . "Check the Clan hideout" - why would the clan be holding a weapon of mass destruction? Them nigger-haters just run around burning crosses and shit. They hadn't committed a crime since the Civil Rights Movement; let alone had any reason for helping the Muslim terrorists. Gin pulled up by the barn the White Hoods of Woodcrest used for their daily nigger-hating. He heard some screaming from the field and could make out the silhouette of a cross. He pulled down his night-vision goggles. A Pimp Named Slickback had been crucified on a cross, as a White Hood drenched him kerosene. Gin stayed long enough to watch them set the pimp alight. Damn, he though, that nigger still owed me 10 bucks. Gin had inadvertently stumbled upon something much greater than known unknowns.

Round 1 lynch hidden tally

Shadi - 1 - Nale
Zyquux - 7 - Leo, Tael, Orion, Shadi, Link
Nale - 3 - Zink, Rainboy, Axel
Link - 1 - Scept
Zink - 1 - spp
Abstain -3 - Aboi, DA, Cloak, Zyq
15/16 (some people have double votes and no votes, hence the bizarre total)

Lynch result: lynch Zyq (Zyq was left to hang)
Mafia night kill: Shadi (Shadi got burnt alive)

Zyq was:
You are Cindy McPhearson. A little white gal' but a nigger at heart. Being both an upstanding girl scout and maintaining a ruthless stranglehold on the cookie monopoly in town has bought you a lot of credibility on both sides of the community ,and as such, you have the ability to vote twice a day; once in public and another time in private. You win when the Illuminati have been defeated.
Shadi was:
You are A Pimp Named Slickback. If your name didn't make it obvious enough, you're a pimp. Aside from protecting your hoes, you also run the Taxi racket in town. Your criminal activities flourish in times of anarchy, and therefore you wish to prolong the strife highly adaptable to any situation that arises. Every night, you may send a taxi to pick up two other players and drop them off home. All actions targeting a player will instead affect the other. However any action by either target on the other will nonetheless succeed. In the event of an Illuminati victory or a Nigga victory, you win and the other side becomes the loser.

Current Roster

1: Tael
2: Shadi
3: Spplmj
4: Gamage
5: Axel
6: Scept
7: Link
8: Zyq
9: Nale
10: Rainboy
11: DA
12: Leo
13: Zink
14: Aboi
15: Cloak
16: Orion

Round 2 begin!

Gamage is up for modkill if he doesn't vote.
14 players remain.
Rounds ends 11PM GMT+1.
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Shadi on Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:53 pm

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Leo E. on Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:27 pm

>Shadi tried to claim vanilla when the host said there was no vanilla
>Wasn't even a role that would benefit from being lynched or targeted

...Why.

Scept - 1 - Leo

1/14

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Zink120 on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:03 pm

To be fair, I believed Shadi, but only because of the universal rule that French lies~

I'm also gonna vote Scept, he seems the type to NK Shadi.

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink

2/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by spplmj on Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:04 pm

I'll put one on DA

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 1 - spp
3/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Rainboy on Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:10 pm

Yay, now I don't know anyone here. And it seems talking in private is, uh, frowned on. So yeah, no idea what to do at this point... so I guess that leaves me with abstaining? I'll keep watching and reserve the right to change my vote later if anything's fishy in my eyes.


Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 1 - spp
Abstain - 1 - Rainboy
4/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Gam on Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:16 pm

Tie

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 2 - spp, Gamage
Abstain - 1 - Rainboy
5/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Scept on Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:12 pm

Zink120 wrote:I'm also gonna vote Scept, he seems the type to NK Shadi.
Now why would I do that?

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 3 - spp, Gamage, Scept
Abstain - 1 - Rainboy
6/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Cloak on Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:12 pm

Some nigga tossed me in a cell last night.
No idea who it is though.
Abstain again, I guess.

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 3 - spp, Gamage, Scept
Abstain - 2 - Rainboy, Cloak
7/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by OrionX on Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:19 pm

I'll abstain for now, too. I'll change it tomorrow probably.

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 3 - spp, Gamage, Scept
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion
8/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Hunter Axel on Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:48 pm

My gut is telling me to vote DA.

Scept - 2 - Leo, Zink
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion
8/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by DA on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:13 am

NOT THE BUS DRIVEEEERRR!!!!
This game has had most of its fun removed. ;-;


...also, why is everyone voting for me?

Voting Scept to save myself
Scept - 3 - Leo, Zink, DA
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion
10/14

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Link Lab on Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:45 am

Well, I guess I only have 2 real choices here. I choose Scept.

Scept - 4 - Leo, Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion
11/14

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by MrNaleIt on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:16 pm

FOURS ACROSS THE BOURD

Scept - 4 - Leo, Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Abstain - 4 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion, Nale
12/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Rainboy on Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:18 pm

DA wrote:NOT THE BUS DRIVEEEERRR!!!!
This game has had most of its fun removed. ;-;


...also, why is everyone voting for me?

Voting Scept to save myself
Scept - 3 - Leo, Zink, DA
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion
10/14

>people in charge of counting
Personally, I dislike the chaos of bus drivers. Makes it a pain for all the village PRs to figure out what the heck is goin' on.
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by French Connections on Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:28 pm

Rainboy wrote:
Personally, I dislike the chaos of bus drivers. Makes it a pain for all the village PRs to figure out what the heck is goin' on.
Hence the reason he was a survivor. :P

On another note, missing valuable night actions again. You still have 4 hours though, so no hurry.
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Hunter Axel on Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:20 pm

DA wrote:>people in charge of counting
I had a really long day.

Also, I seriously hope this doesn't end in a no lynch.
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Leo E. on Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:21 pm

MrNaleIt wrote:FOURS ACROSS THE BOURD
Please die.

Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - spp, Gamage, Scept, Axel
Nale - 1 - Leo
Abstain - 4 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion, Nale
12/14

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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
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[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Gam on Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:39 pm

Almost fixed, just need one more.

Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 3 - spp, Scept, Axel
Nale - 2 - Leo, Gamage
Abstain - 4 - Rainboy, Cloak, Orion, Nale
12/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by OrionX on Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:05 pm

ORION TO THE RESCUE!

Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 3 - spp, Scept, Axel
Nale - 3 - Leo, Gamage, Orion
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Nale
12/14

lolno jk real vote update:
Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - spp, Scept, Axel, Orion
Nale - 2 - Leo, Gamage
Abstain - 3 - Rainboy, Cloak, Nale
12/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Rainboy on Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:41 pm

I don't like ties. Ties mean no lynch. We should lynch someone.

Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 3 - spp, Scept, Axel
Nale - 4 - Leo, Gamage, Orion, Rainboy
Abstain - 2 - Cloak, Nale
12/14
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by French Connections on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:00 pm

Correct tally update:

Scept - 3 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - spp, Scept, Axel, Orion
Nale - 3 - Leo, Gamage, Rainboy
Abstain - 2 - Cloak, Nale
12/14

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by French Connections on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:56 pm

The clansmen were rounded up. Running around hating and beating on negroes was one thing, burning them alive was another. Prosecutor DuBois stood up and walked towards the bench, "Members of the jury, these men burnt a alive man at the stake. We even have witness who recorded the entire scene on his phone", Tom DuBois gestured vaguely towards Gin's general direction. "These men are guilty beyond reasonable doubt. If that weren't bad enough, the  men would have pinned the blame on an innocent old man, had I not stopped them in the act of framing him for murder. They claim that they were invited to eat some of his famous finger licking fried chicken, but ladies and gentlemen, we know that these men are nothing but cold hearted murderous racists. That's right, racists. So I'll let you deliberate, not on whether or not these men are guilty, rather how these men should be sentenced: anal rape in jail or by hanging." The verdict was unanimous. The men would have to hang.

Ed was in a really fucking bad mood. He was on his way to see his weed-man. But see, his weed-man didn't trust phones, so he had to go in person and shit. Fucking conspiracy theorists. And Gin was out stalking the old negro and took the van with him, so he had to go by fucking foot. And he was getting massive withdrawals. He really wanted to let "Mr Wuncler?", a woman approached him from behind, "We have need of your skills in order to further our EVIL cause." He turned around slowly, his arm trembling in anger. What the fuck did this crazy bitch want? The man standing beside her was giving him the shits too. When did he even appear? He didn't  Fuck this guy, I just want my fucking weed!, he thought to himself, pop a cap in his ass. Ed pulled out his gun, the creepy shit had picked the wrong fucking time to pick with him. "What a shame. This is not the response that we desired." When had the bitch gotten behind him? Her nails, sharper than knives, sunk deep into his neck. All he could hear as he became asphyxiated, was her maddened cackle.


Round 2 lynch hidden tally

Scept - 2 - Zink, DA, Link
DA - 4 - Spp, Scept, Axel, Orion
Nale - 3 - Leo, Gamage, Rainboy
Abstain - 2 - Cloak, Nale
12/14 (some people have double votes and no votes, hence the bizarre total; this even was particularly strange)

Lynch result: lynch DA (DA was left to hang)
Mafia night kill: Aboi(Aboi drew his last breath)

DA was:
You are the KKK. As an organisation consisting of members too ashamed to show their faces in public, you rely on your anonymity to get you by the day. Your lynch vote is void, however you may cast two secret votes. You win when the Illuminati outvote the Niggaz.
Aboi was:
You are Ed Wuncler III. A veteran of the war in Iraq, you've returned a bit trigger happy and with a few psychological scars. Your desire to rid America of its terrorists has left you wary of unamerican behaviour and your arsenal of automatic weapons will help you in that cause. Once per evening, you may shoot another player of your choice. You win when the Illuminati have been defeated.
Single use power: Send that bitch a smiley face; bitches love smiley faces: at any point in the game, you may send a bitch smiley face. This will inform that player that you're nigga-aligned.

Current Roster

1: Tael
2: Shadi
3: Spplmj
4: Gamage
5: Axel
6: Scept
7: Link
8: Zyq
9: Nale
10: Rainboy
11: DA
12: Leo
13: Zink
14: Aboi
15: Cloak
16: Orion

Round 3 begin!

Tael is up for modkill if he doesn't vote.
12 players remain.
Rounds ends 11PM GMT+1.
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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by Leo E. on Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:09 pm

Now we're getting motivated somewhere.

Vote to come.

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[7:33:58 PM] see a doctor before you die of cunnilingitis or whatever it was called.
[11:03:08 PM] aaaaand this is why I'm gay
[12:39:08 AM] so libido is which part of the dick
[11:51:15 AM] I will marry you

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Re: Round 59: The Boondocks

Post by DA on Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:09 pm

To whoever voted their no-vote so I could place my dual vote on the one with most votes

I hate you, you clever bastard.
Well played.

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