Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

[Zyquux]

CRUSHSMASH DEPLOYS [GRENADE BARRICADE] AROUND DR. RUSKIEMAN AND THROWS DR. RUSKIEMAN AT JUNKTOPUS'S EYE.

CRUSHSMASH TAKE OUT RUSTY CORTOSIS PIPE AND CHARGES AT JUNKTOPUS, AIMING TO CLIMB ITS TENTACLE ARMS TO SMASH ITS HEAD.

[Yoshi]

This is gewd for me hopefully.I take aim at the mother junktopus and yell "Repent motherfucker!" and fire two shots right for the eyes,hopefully that blinds it and gives the others the advantage.After that i'll keep a look out for anyone who needs a quick evac excludeing those too heavy (or edgey) for me to carry out of harms way.If everyone is safe i'll go perch somewhere high and at a safe distance and watch the show.

[MrNaleIt]

ACTIVATE RAGE BOOST...while hanging back from the main fighting area for this turn.

And also deduce whether or not the Junktopus fetuses I currently have in my inventory are this Mother Junktopus' now-dead offspring.

Review Skills and what they do.

Also determine whether or not I can jump across the pit the Mother Junktopus made and land safely on the other side without coming into contact with her.

Also, due to DA's notice, avoid any and all tentacle blobbys

[Tael]

Fix waifu, play with dog, curse smashcrush, retrieve telephone cable

[Nick Soapdish]

Tentacle monster hey? I think I know where this may go especially since the people facing it include a loli, a dragon fox and a cat girl.

Whenever I see Ceaser everytime I think of JoJo going, "Hey! Caeser chan!"

>Howl over the descruction of my waifu.
>Help Ceaser chan fix the robot waifu. She'll be better! Stronger! Prettier!
>Play a hearty game of fetch while others risk their lives.
>Keep eye out for great stuff like tools/weapons/armour/augments

[StalinCommander]

Robot Waifu head is good meal.  I am charged with energy and ready to fight!

Use [Flamethrower] on my claws to make them heated and use [BEAR SLASH display] on the junktopus I am hurdling toward.

[Scept]

Dodge around behind the mother Junktopus (whilst avoiding the tentacles) and nail it with a Scud missile. Also toy around with my magic bell and see if it has any effect.

[Archer]

So I'm to assume Bullet Time is basically pulling a Matrix, and that Flamethrower is what the names states too right?

Bullet time to avoid tentacle rape and flamethrower to perhaps do something about the toxic stuff used to coat it.

Also when the enemy is dead, GRAB IT BY THE TENTACLES WITH MY MUSCULAR MUSCLES AND TOSS IT INTO THE AIR

BECAUSE



RULES OF NATURE

[grashbar]

... That thing probably has a lot of parts we need. Let's murder it.

Look around for something that can be used to neutralize/remove the toxic coating.

[Vatonnage]

USE BUILT-IN RADAR TO DETECT ANGST

BEAT UP ANYTHING THAT'S ANGSTIER THAN ME

[Gam]

'toxic for any other creature' you say? Good thing I'm an animate object and not a creature. That toxic stuff is the next step to become the ultimate animate object. I must assimilate it.

[DA]

btw I was too tired to notice this (and editing the post will break some of its format) but I meant to say that PvP is permanently OFF.
You cannot attack eachother... except for Dr. Ruskieman

[Hunter Axel]

Tentacles?! Sounds useful for making things.

Find the edgiest edge around (probably from [MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx) and use Omnislash on the tentacles.

Obviously being a female and dark elf means that this can only go perfectly.

[StalinCommander]

btw I was too tired to notice this (and editing the post will break some of its format) but I meant to say that PvP is permanently OFF.
You cannot attack eachother... except for Dr. Ruskieman

Good thing I'm hurdling toward a giant monster that people are launching scud missiles at.

[Scept]

Oh pipe down. I'm attacking from the other side.

[Cloak]

Toss some junk with [Scatter Shot], then sit in front of the squishiest ally I can find and shield them.

[DA]

[today's update will be delayed due to me not feeling so well physically inhibiting my ability to write
I apologize in advance
To compensate, I'll give you chance to rectify your commands with the following tip: Those tentacles aren't really tentacles: They're just amorphous masses of gunk. Chopping one off will result in the "tentacle" falling off, splashing into the ground as a big glob of goo and junk.]

[StalinCommander]

This changes nothing for me
I have no real choice in attacking or not, given that the crushsmashinator is tossing me

Regardless, i hope you feel better DA. Get some rest.

[Archer]

Doesn't change anything much then

Instead of grabbing the tentacles, then in that case just grab the head and do what I was gonna do.

[Zyquux]

CRUSHSMASH WILL STILL ATTEMPT TO CLIMB THE JUNKTOPUS AND SMASH ITS HEAD AFTER LAUNCHING THE MECH BEAR MISSILE.

[Link Lab]

I've wanted to join since the start but now that exams are done, let's rock.

Name: Eliot Egawa
Gender: Blue
Species: Energy Being
Starting Class: Tech

[Vatonnage]

Gender: Blue
Species: Energy Being

I see that you are fast.

I, too, am fast.

[DA]

>Howl over the descruction of my waifu.
>Help Ceaser chan fix the robot waifu. She'll be better! Stronger! Prettier!
>Play a hearty game of fetch while others risk their lives.
>Keep eye out for great stuff like tools/weapons/armour/augments

Fix waifu, play with dog, curse smashcrush, retrieve telephone cable

You two start doing your best to fix the robot waifu. You can rebuild her... you have the technology.... but not enough resources to make a head exactly like before...
Cunt Destroyer notices a bucket nearby. This could help! He gives the bucket to Ceasar, as he comes up with the idea. "Hmm... if I use the telephone cables as makeshift electric welders, this could speed up the process of the--"
Before Ceasar could finish, the roof of your makeshift hideout is blown away by one of the Junktopus' gooey tentacles!
"...SCRATCH THAT, LET'S HURRY THE FUCK UP! GIMME THE POWER CORE" Ceasar says, as Cunt Destroyer helps assembling the final pieces and gives Ceasar the Power Core. The two start running, with their odd-looking robot waifu towards the rest of The Winnin' Guys.
While running, Ceasar starts finishing the Robot Waifu mid-escape.
"...WRENCH!" Ceasar says, as Cunt Destroyer tosses him the wrench, with Ceasar adjusting a couple of things.
"...WELDER!" *toss* *fixfixfix*
"...RECEPTORS!" *toss* *fixfixfix*
"...POWER CORE AND SCREWDRIVER!" *toss* *screwscrewscrew*
You two arrive with the rest. Everyone seems to be battling the Junktopus. Truck is nearby and notices your... contraption
"...why does it have a bucket for a head?" he asks
"BLAME THE BEAR!" yaps Cunt Destroyer.
You flip the switch, her torso engine begins to work, her enviroment receptors turn on, her arms start working properly! And finally, she rises from the floor, as a fully functional, yet somewhat disheveled and poorly made fighting robot waifu!

Buckethead Robot Waifu has joined the party as an NPC! (Only Cunt Destroyer and Ceasar may issue her commands)
...the painted on smile doesn't seem to help at all... and if you look under her buckethead you can see all her head circuitry! *shudder*

ACTIVATE RAGE BOOST...while hanging back from the main fighting area for this turn.

And also deduce whether or not the Junktopus fetuses I currently have in my inventory are this Mother Junktopus' now-dead offspring.

Review Skills and what they do.

Also determine whether or not I can jump across the pit the Mother Junktopus made and land safely on the other side without coming into contact with her.

Also, due to DA's notice, avoid any and all tentacle blobbys

You activate Rage Boost, making everyone's move right now stronger! You stand back to prevent any Junktopus-related problems, avoiding any and all globs of junktopus goo.
You also notice that while you can't really jump over the pit without making contact with the junktopus, you can sprint around it to approach her from behind.
As for your skills...
Omnislash (10 TP) - Using your claws, horns, or any other pointy, slashy object, you attack up to 2 opponents with a flurry of high damaging slashes.
Super Scatter Shot (25 TP) - Using pure, unadulterated Tech, you temporarily materialize an assault rifle, shooting everyone in sight (as in, attacking EVERY opponent). This works using the followig rules:
The more opponents there are, the more accurate it is, but the less damage it does.
The lss opponents there are, the less accurate it is, but daaamn, does it do a lot of damage.
Rage Boost (10 TP) - You already know this.
You pull out your unborn Junktopus fetuses to see if they remotely resemble the big ol' Junktopus mom...
...she sees you! And she sees what you've done! The Mother Junktopus attacks!...

This is gewd for me hopefully.I take aim at the mother junktopus and yell "Repent motherfucker!" and fire two shots right for the eyes,hopefully that blinds it and gives the others the advantage.After that i'll keep a look out for anyone who needs a quick evac excludeing those too heavy (or edgey) for me to carry out of harms way.If everyone is safe i'll go perch somewhere high and at a safe distance and watch the show.

"REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!" you shout, as you shoot two shots into her gigantic eye, making her lose her balance and interrupt her attack and damaging her just a bit. She uses one of her tentacles to rub her eye to soften the blow.
"Fly, you idiot!" you shout at Truck, as he stashes the fetuses into his makeshift sack and runs out of harms way.
It seems that no one else is in need of help right now, so you fly over to the largest trash pile to see your cohorts fight it out.
The Mother Junktopus regains her posture as she sees you in a perfect position for her to strike! She stretches one of her gooey tentacles towards you and grabs you, submerging you into her slimy, trashy tentacle! The acidic veil that covers her is hurting you badly, not to mention the pressure all her goo is doing to you!
-50 HP!

Dodge around behind the mother Junktopus (whilst avoiding the tentacles) and nail it with a Scud missile. Also toy around with my magic bell and see if it has any effect.

You sneak around her HUEG gooey, chunky body and hit your magic bell to activate your Scud Launcher, launching a missile towards her!
Unfortunately, it just sinks inside her gooey body slowly but surely, like dropping a ball in thick mud...

*bom*, a thud explosion is heard, dealing no knocback.

So I'm to assume Bullet Time is basically pulling a Matrix, and that Flamethrower is what the names states too right?

Bullet time to avoid tentacle rape and flamethrower to perhaps do something about the toxic stuff used to coat it.

Infinidistance Shot (30 TP) - You materialize a sniper rifle made out of pure Tech to make a shot that will travel as far as possible! It will never miss. Be warned, though, as since it never misses/has falloff, you might accidentally shoot yourself in the back of your neck as the shot travels around the world and back to you.
Bullet Time (15 TP) - Your senses are heightened as you feel time slow down considerably for a short while. This gives you increased accuracy in your shots and increased evasiveness.
Tactical Cover (5 TP) - You use anything nearby to create an inconspicuous cover for you (failure to find anything will make an invisible one made out of tech), protecting you from any attacks for a few seconds. You are also completely invisible until you blow your cover, that is to say do anything else, including moving around. This invisibility will last until you blow your cover, but the invincibility will only last a couple of seconds (or if you're stupid enough, until you blow your cover before the invincibility wears off).
Flamethrower (15 TP) - Does this even need an explanation?
Fabulous Slash Display (50 TP) - With ALL YOUR MIGHT, you hack and slash your way doing several FABULOUS poses in the process, slicing and dicing everything in sight for MASSIVE damage! The damage dealt with this INCREASES the more enemies are in battle!

In any case, you activate Bullet Time, making yourself more agile as you approach the mother Junktopus. You activate your flamethrower and ignite one of her giant tentacles! It doesn't seem to do much damage, but it does manage to spread a small, blue flame all across her tentacle! It disappates shortly afterwards. At first glance, it seems like nothing happened, as her gooey, junk-made tentacle seems to be intact. But you take a closer look at your wristputer.
Junktopus' Acid Armor reduced to 95%! It is now safe to touch one of her tentacles (not that I'd personally recommend it)
The junktopus flinches a bit from the blow. You're surprised such a thing managed to throw her off, but then you remember that Truck did cast Rage Boost. That helps! The mother Junktopus accidentally frees Kit from her grasp, as Kit falls down to the floor.
You hightail it outta there before bullet time runs out.

... That thing probably has a lot of parts we need. Let's murder it.

Look around for something that can be used to neutralize/remove the toxic coating.

Well, it does have a perfectly sealed box of Bazooka Rockets lodged inside her body, so that seems excellent! You see a small, RIPPED blur walk 2FAST into one of her tentacles, spew fire at it, spreading a small blue flame around it. The RIPPED blur slows down enough to see that it was Dente who managed to do this!

Toss some junk with [Scatter Shot], then sit in front of the squishiest ally I can find and shield them.

Your mustache glows with Tech power, as an assault rifle appears in front of you, perfectly suited to be usable with just a mustache. You shoot and shoot at the gigantic beast, dealing some damage! The Junktopus loses some balance!
You notice that Kit's body is now resting on the floor, so you roll around to where she is and proceed to sit on her face, ready for anything coming your way.
Your shots managed to pierce a bit through the Junktopus' gooey exterior, launching chunks of goo towards the floor, as they become completely liquid, splashing into the ground.

CRUSHSMASH DEPLOYS [GRENADE BARRICADE] AROUND DR. RUSKIEMAN AND THROWS DR. RUSKIEMAN AT JUNKTOPUS'S EYE.

CRUSHSMASH TAKE OUT RUSTY CORTOSIS PIPE AND CHARGES AT JUNKTOPUS, AIMING TO CLIMB ITS TENTACLE ARMS TO SMASH ITS HEAD.

You stick your grenades to Dr. Ruskieman, hoping that they don't blow up on the way. You grab him with all your might and toss him directly towards the Junktopus' eye!
*nyooooom*
*SLPAT*
Your brother bear has crashed into the junktopus' eye, revealing that it is ALSO made out of the same gooey junk substance as the rest of her body! The grenades sink towards her body and detonate inside her, causing a massive air bubble to form in her belly!
You take out your pipe and RUSH towards her! You hop into one of her tentacles (the one conveniently void of toxins) and start walking towards her head! The tentacle starts producing smaller goo tentacles from it! You smash them with your pipe, spewing out goo and junk all over the place!
Unfortunately, she managed to get the best of you and you are trapped inside one her gooey appendages.

Robot Waifu head is good meal.  I am charged with energy and ready to fight!

Use [Flamethrower] on my claws to make them heated and use [BEAR SLASH display] on the junktopus I am hurdling toward.

You use your flamethrower! It manages to free you from her gooey eye, as the flame expands throughout ALL HER BODY! You can see CRUSHSMASH's wristputer read
Acid Armor successfully neutralized! You may now come in contact with her (just be careful to not get sucked into her goo)
While your flame still burns, you use it to ignite your claws, making them SUPER HOT! You proceed to slash your way to her insides, chucking a large chunk of goo towards the ground, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE!

USE BUILT-IN RADAR TO DETECT ANGST

BEAT UP ANYTHING THAT'S ANGSTIER THAN ME

Tentacles?! Sounds useful for making things.

Find the edgiest edge around (probably from [MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx) and use Omnislash on the tentacles.

Obviously being a female and dark elf means that this can only go perfectly.

[MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx starts spinning in place, attempting to hit anything angstier than thou. Minerva sees this as an opportunity! She grabs [MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx and starts running towards the mother Junktopus!
Unfortunately, [MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx's body is too edgy for Minerva to handle it! -5 HP
To stop the everlasting pain of the edge, Minerva tosses [MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx towards the Junktopus' body, meanwhile using Omnislash on 2 of the Tentacles!


[MLG]xXxDaRknEss420_n0sc0purxXx's pointy edges burst the air bubble inside the mother junktopus' body, bursting it, and making her explode in a massive tidal wave of goo and junk! THAT WAS MASSIVE DAMAGE!


The goo settles as everyone is completely soaked in goo and junk...
"...that's it?" says Minerva.
Everyone notices that there's a big, white thing... like a pupa, where the Junktopus used to be.
It seems that it's the actual Junktopus' body, wrapped up in a toxic pupa, acting like a core for the junk-filled body you just fought!
The junktopus core starts shining brightly, as all the goo and junk she spilled seems to be moving towards her, dragging all of you along!

The Junktopus regenerates her chunky, gooey body and is once again ready for action, and has regained her toxicity! Every single one of you have been sucked into her gooey body!
You don't think you'll be able to make it out alive unless you manage to once again make her burst since her toxic goo seems to be affecting every one of you!
Well... everyone except Cunt Destroyer (as his nanomachines seem to help him survive) and...

'toxic for any other creature' you say? Good thing I'm an animate object and not a creature. That toxic stuff is the next step to become the ultimate animate object. I must assimilate it.

You don't seem to be able to assimilate her goo at all, the same way that the junktopus is unable to assimilate you. You take advantage of this, and notice that you can swim around her gooey entrails, alongside Cunt Destroyer.
You notice a human-sized, amorphous blue... being of sorts seems to have been sucked into this mess with all of you. It tries to extend its "hand" towards a nametag that's slightly out of its reach. The nametag reads "Hello, my name is Eliot Egawa"... well, READ that, as it starts disintegrating inside the mother Junktopus' fluids.
"Aw man! My nametag!" it says. It seems that he's also unaffected by all this goo, and can freely swim inside the Mother Junktopus' gooey entrails. You three seem to be the only ones that can help out everyone to get out of this mess.
Everyone that isn't Cunt Destroyer, Eliot and Wibli are unable to break free of the Junktopus' innards!
Bucketheaded Robot Waifu is immobilized by the goo!
Everyone that isn't Cunt Destroyer, Eliot and Wibli receive 50 damage!
[character, only for Cunt Destroyer, Eliot and Wibli] Deadline: After these three have acted.
Think fast before your teammates perish!

[Vatonnage]

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FINISH THIS

[StalinCommander]

I can't do anything aside from Contemplate why I chose to get a doctorate in classical architecture and build a mech suit instead of becoming a Bear-Lawyer like my mother had told me to.

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