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Omegle thread

Post by CodePhoenix on Tue May 07, 2013 5:29 pm

Its that time again.

This time I was hanging around spy mode and seeing the questions that popped up and well...

Spoiler:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
Your retardedness scared away the question.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: Look what you did
Stranger: im so sorry
You: God dammit. Every time
Stranger: i didn't mean to. :(
You: I know... Its not your fault...
Stranger: im sorry! dont hate me please!
You: Its okay, it will be over soon
You: You will be smart soon...
You: soon...
Stranger: i just wanted to make friends!
You: I know I know
You: you will
You: Just...turn around for a sec okay?
Stranger: why?? :'(
You: Because... We're gonna make you not retarded
You: Just trust me alright?
Stranger: ok??
You: *hugs*
You: It will be over soon
You: Now turn around...
Stranger: Ok?
You: *fires pistol*
You: You'll be in a better place...
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by RolandtheLastGunslinger on Tue May 07, 2013 7:24 pm

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who you callin Pinhead? Pinhead.

Stranger 1: dirty dan

Stranger 2: I say I'm Dirty Dan!

Stranger 1: no im dirty dan!

Stranger 2: No I'm Dirty Dan!

Stranger 1: no im dirty dan!!

Stranger 2: You can be Dirty Dan Spongebob I just wanna be Patrick

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Obligatory:
Spoiler:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is this the real life?

Stranger 2: Is this just fantasy ?

Stranger 1: Caught in a landslide

Stranger 2: (continue)

Stranger 1: (me?)

Stranger 2: (YES MOTHERFUCKER WHO THE FUCK COULD I TALK TO)

Stranger 1: (dunno, it could mean you did not want to continue with this so you just said "continue" as in: the song continues)

Stranger 1: No escape from reality

Stranger 2: (go on)

Stranger 1: (Jesus fucking Christ)

Stranger 1: Open your eyes

Stranger 2: (I wonder how it would be to hear this in a concert)

Stranger 1: (just the song or the shit we are saying too?)

Stranger 2: (both)

Stranger 1: Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeee

Stranger 1: (The song is awesome, what we are saying would be weird as fuck)

Stranger 2: (not a problem)

Stranger 2: (akwardness can be fun sometimes)

Stranger 1: (True)

Stranger 1: (Do you wanna continu with the song or not? If not we can stop talking with these... whatever you call them)

Stranger 2: (Whisperings, and continue the song)

Stranger 1: I'm just a poor boy

Stranger 1: I need no sympathy

Stranger 1: (Do you get off of bossing me around like that?)

Stranger 1: Because I'm easy come

Stranger 2: (shut up keep singing)

Stranger 1: easy go

Stranger 1: little high, little low

Stranger 1: anyway the wind blows

Stranger 1: doesn't really matter to meeeeee

Stranger 1: to meeeee

Stranger 2: (mother fucking beautiful, keep on singing)

Stranger 1: (This is my favourite part, I'm gonna capslock it)

Stranger 1: MAMAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger 1: OOOOHOOOHOOHHOOOOOOOOH

Stranger 1: (Of fuck, I fucked up, I'll go again)

Stranger 1: MAMAAAAAAAAA

Stranger 1: just killed a man

Stranger 1: put a gun against his head

Stranger 1: pulled my trigger now he's dead

Stranger 1: MAMAAAAAAAA

Stranger 1: life had juuuust beguuuuun

Stranger 1: but now I've gone and thrown it all awayyy

Stranger 1: (Now, I know my singing is not that bad, but this strating to get ridiculous without music)

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 2: bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbd

Stranger 2: Like the music ?

Stranger 1: fucking love it

Stranger 2: bddb

Stranger 2: bbdbdbb

Stranger 2: dbdbdbdb

Stranger 2: bd dbdbdbd

Stranger 1: MAAMAAAAAAAA

Stranger 2: bdbddb

Stranger 1: OOHOOOHOOOOOOOH

Stranger 2: bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb

Stranger 1: didn't mean to make you cry

Stranger 2: bdbddbbdbdbdbdbd

Stranger 2: bdbdbdbdbdbbdbdbdbd

Stranger 2: bd

Stranger 2: db

Stranger 1: If I'm nog back again this time tomorrowwwww

Stranger 2: bdbdbd

Stranger 2: dbdb

Stranger 2: dbdb

Stranger 1: Carry ooooon, carry oooon

Stranger 2: bdbdbdbddb

Stranger 2: dbdb

Stranger 1: as if nothing really mattersss

Stranger 2: (after we're done with this mind sharing some awesome logs ?)

Stranger 2: bdbdbdbd

Stranger 2: dbdb

Stranger 2: d

Stranger 2: dbbdb

Stranger 2: d

Stranger 2: dbbdb

Stranger 2: bd

Stranger 2: bdb

Stranger 1: To laaate

Stranger 1: My time has come

Stranger 1: Sends shivers down my spine

Stranger 2: bdabdbdbabdabbda

Stranger 1: bodies aching all the time

Stranger 2: db

Stranger 1: goodbyeeeeee, everybody

Stranger 1: I've goooot to gooooooo

Stranger 1: gotta leave you all behind

Stranger 1: and face the truth

Stranger 2: bssbdbdb

Stranger 1: MAMAAAAAAAAA

Stranger 1: OOHOOOOHOOOOOOH

Stranger 2: bdbddbbd

Stranger 1: I don't wanna dieeee

Stranger 1: sometimes wish I'd never been born at alllll

Stranger 1: (solo)

Stranger 2: WEEWABOO WEDDWDWDD OOBOOBOBOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger 2: ()

Stranger 1: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves mee

Stranger 1: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY

Stranger 1: SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

Stranger 2: dbdbd

Stranger 1: easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Stranger 2: (no)

Stranger 1: BISMILLAH NOOOOOO

Stranger 2: bfdbdbdbdbd

Stranger 1: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GOOO

Stranger 2: gogogogogogo

Stranger 1: LET ME GOO?

Stranger 1: BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Stranger 2: (Oh yeah goo man)

Stranger 1: LET ME GO

Stranger 1: WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Stranger 1: LET ME GO

Stranger 2: (OHFUCKNO)

Stranger 1: NEVER NEVER NEVER LET YOU GO O O O O

Stranger 1: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Stranger 1: OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA

Stranger 1: MAMA MIA LET ME GO

Stranger 2: dbdbd

Stranger 1: BE√čLZEBUB

Stranger 1: HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEE

Stranger 1: FOR MEEE

Stranger 2: (Strange way to wtirh Belzebuth)

Stranger 1: (short solo)

Stranger 2: DIOBODOBDOBDODBOODBDBO

Stranger 1: (There are several correct spellings)

Stranger 2: (awshit=

Stranger 1: so you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeee

Stranger 1: so you think you can love me and leave me to dieee?

Stranger 1: oooooooh, baby

Stranger 1: can't do this to me babyyyy

Stranger 1: just gotta get out

Stranger 2: (What about sharing some omegle logs ?)

Stranger 1: just gotta get right out of heree

Stranger 1: (Ehm, I don't have any )

Stranger 2: (May I show you some ?)

Stranger 1: (sure)

Stranger 2: ***********

Stranger 2: Replace 0 by o

Stranger 1: (we're almost finished though)

Stranger 1: nothing really matters

Stranger 1: anyone can see

Stranger 1: nothing really matters

Stranger 1: nothing really matters

Stranger 1: to meeeeeee....

Stranger 1: *anyway the wind.... blows....*
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Making a Mix CD

Post by AuraMaster on Fri May 10, 2013 12:01 am

Anyone know how I can make a mix CD with my laptop? I'm trying to make a little gift for the girl I've got a crush on that I'm seeing in a few weeks, and I'd like to know how to make one of these if possible. Any help would be appreciated.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Scept on Fri May 10, 2013 12:09 am

Take the songs you want on the CD... and burn them onto it.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Fri May 10, 2013 12:46 am

Urgh

mods please make a rule about threads like these we've been having way too many useless ones recently.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Leo E. on Fri May 10, 2013 1:02 am

Alpar wrote:Urgh

mods please make a rule about threads like these we've been having way too many useless ones recently.

All thread deletion requests must be submitted in writing no less than 24 hours before the creation of the thread.

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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by AuraMaster on Fri May 10, 2013 1:06 am

Sorry if this violates the rules. The board was "General Stuff", so I thought it fit in here better than anything else. Anyway, I got my answer, so the mods can lock/delete this thread now.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by DA on Fri May 10, 2013 1:28 am

Alpar wrote:Urgh

mods please make a rule about threads like these we've been having way too many useless ones recently.

how is this rule violation and how is this useless?

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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by DA on Fri May 10, 2013 1:29 am

Friendly reminder that this still exists.

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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Nick Soapdish on Fri May 10, 2013 1:31 am

Leo E. wrote:
Alpar wrote:Urgh

mods please make a rule about threads like these we've been having way too many useless ones recently.

All thread deletion requests must be submitted in writing no less than 24 hours before the creation of the thread.

I think you should take this down because it makes me nostalgia too much. Making me yearn for the past and remember simpler times is unacceptable.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Fri May 10, 2013 11:04 am

DA wrote:
Alpar wrote:Urgh

mods please make a rule about threads like these we've been having way too many useless ones recently.

how is this rule violation and how is this useless?

The question itself isn't exactly useless but it's not what you would call a thread for broad topics or longevity.

This could have been a technological help/musical related thread instead and there would be no question as to why to keep it around.

It's not a violation of the rules either but I thought that was really obvious.

Also obligatorily late "no offense Aura."
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by RolandtheLastGunslinger on Fri May 10, 2013 5:42 pm

This has potential for Insanity Thread hijacking.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by DA on Fri May 10, 2013 7:24 pm

RolandtheLastGunslinger wrote:This has potential for Insanity Thread hijacking.
NO

These forums will be 100% Insanity proof

Seriously, I should get to writing those forum rules someday.

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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Sun May 12, 2013 8:49 pm

http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

*Grash derping to Draco who's taking the picture
*Cael getting rid of Stalin's body after he killed himself... again
*Cloak being too slow to make it into the picture
*Jcranjel, Roland, and Alice lurking
*Zyq being shame to famiree
*Link Lab, Aura, Yoshi, and Axel being forgotten somehow
*Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Zink120 on Mon May 13, 2013 4:03 pm

Well that's one of the best things I've ever seen.
But... Mah nippz D:
And I love that Dai is STILL a bear
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Scept on Mon May 13, 2013 6:46 pm

I still demand to know why I'm the guy who wet his pants.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by DA on Mon May 13, 2013 6:50 pm

Smiley?
Or Emoticon?
SMILEY OR EMOTICON!?
Both.
BOTH

(yes, Chris Redfield-face is now an emoticon for you to use. Just type :redface:)

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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Zyquux on Mon May 13, 2013 8:07 pm

HUZZAH!

BOTH
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Scept on Mon May 13, 2013 9:12 pm

BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH
REDFACE ERRYWHERE.
*shot and blown to smithereens*
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Mon May 13, 2013 9:30 pm

Scept wrote:I still demand to know why I'm the guy who wet his pants.

Cause if you weren't put in I figured like just about everyone else that wasn't, you'd say something about it.

Also cause why not I dunno.
A bigger question is why I made Parth the maid.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Tael on Mon May 13, 2013 11:50 pm

Alpar wrote:
Cause if you weren't put in I figured like just about everyone else that wasn't, you'd say something about it.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Tue May 14, 2013 12:01 am

Tael wrote:
Alpar wrote:
Cause if you weren't put in I figured like just about everyone else that wasn't, you'd say something about it.
th-thanks

Hey, sorry...

it's hard to keep track when I'm in like 6 different chats and you're never online as frequently as you used to be.

I'm sure I was missing someone else too.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Tael on Tue May 14, 2013 12:05 am

Alpar wrote:you're never online
I'm always online
always
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by Archer on Tue May 14, 2013 12:31 am

Tael wrote:
Alpar wrote:you're never online
I'm always online
always

Okay fine.

You're nowhere near as active as you used to be.
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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General

Post by StalinCommander on Sat May 25, 2013 3:02 am

AUUUUUUUUGH!

I GOT A STEROID INJECTION TODAY!

I AM SO PUMPED I'VE BEEN RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND MY ROOM!
I WENT ON A 15 MINUTE RANT ABOUT HOW I AM THE QUESTION AND IT WAS AMAZING.
DON'T YOU SEE EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED I AM THE QUESTION BUT WHAT IS THE ANSWER?!?!?

WHAT
IS
THE
ANSWER?!?!?


THAT IN ITSELF IS

THE QUESTION.

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