Halolz Mafia Sims Beta: BR Tendency - The DA is being plagiarized

This is amazing and I want my last name to be Hello

I will be Stalin Hello

Or Stalin Helosovoski if you want Russia points.

And the winner of the first poll is...



...Joseph Joestar! Honorable mention to Alpar's shitty waifu who got the lead for a day. Either way, Joseph will be joining a nearby house and hopefully interact with you losers.

And talking about interactions, we haven't been doing anything other than talking, eating, shitting, watching TV and sleeping in the Cook Mansion due to the AI having very limited options, even at max free will. No one is leaving the house, checking replies to their shitposts, traveling, meeting neighboors, learning skills and, of course, none of you got a fucking job. In order to fix that issue, I will be implementing the Manipulative Engine of Nefarious Tyranny (M.E.N.T), which will take control of the sims and make them do something new.

In order to stay as impartial as possible and not just do whatever I want to happen, like hooking up my sim with John Cena, specially when everyone wants to do that, I will be mostly forcing your NEET asses to leave home and visit places in the neighborhood, learn skills, throw parties and accomplish automatic wishes that the game gives you (not your lifetime wishes, those would require effort). After giving that little push, I will wait for the AI to make the decisions.

I've been busy lately but I will try to update soon. Episode two is still focused on the first house, but House Two will join the game in episode three.

House one has all the interesting people, to hell with house two.

Some technical issues today, but I think episode two is coming along tonight, now to resize a thousand images again.

Edit: fixing this shit, episode two is here:

Here we go. Since my internet isn't cooperating, I will separate this update in two or three parts. I will be posting the rest tomorrow.

(I'm also not using the spoiler thing anymore because it forces the images to be even smaller.)





There he goes...






We start this episode with Zyq being a faget.


Also to no one's surprise, Gamage is the first one in the house to start a romance, and on top of that, with JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA!


...except she started flirting with Zyq and Ratsel in front of Cena, making their relationship drop to almost base level.


Jesus Gamage, let the pumbler work you slut.






With things going well between Ment and Kumatora, the second couple in the house is born.



Gamage why.
Why in front of her, Gamage



"Oh boy, I'm feeling lucky today, I might finally know 'tfw gf'! What could go wrong in this awesome day?"


A lot, it seems.



Turns out Cena was just asking his biceps for advice and never intended to harm Ratsel. Feeling betrayed, Cena tries to call out Gamage for her shenanigans, but is completely ignored by the lovely couple.


It's like they can't see him!



Well, enough of that shit. No one does nothing for the next couple of hours and M.E.N.T. is finally engaged, all our heroes go to the park to have some >fun.


...except Zyq, who refused to go.


Everyone's happy and Kumatora is somehow satisfied with her date even though Ment is literally shitting himself.

Next, our heroes engage in an eating competition at the park!




The tension...the drama...


And the winner is...


JOOOOOOOOOHN CENA! Cena wins again!


But was it worth it?




No, it clearly wasn't.



Our heroes return home, except Ratsel and Gamage who are trying to skate at the park. At nigh. During the full moon. With the Supernatural expansion installed. The park starts quickly getting invaded by zombies.






HOLY SHIT, RUN!






Ratsel doesn't seem to mind, actually. What a nice guy.



The sun rises once again and the zombies leave, while Ratsel and Gamage are still in the fucking park.




What a beautiful way to end this date.



We return home, where Kumatora trains Ment so he can get HUEG.



How adorable, even watching TV together.


Nevermind, they are just retarded.



Regardless of her relationship with Ratsel, Gamage insists on flirting with Ment, even in front of Kumatora. She makes the mistake of literally talking shit about his waifu (in front of her), infuriating Ment.


Later, Ratsel watches Gamage flirt with Zyq, and decides he's had enough.


Not satisfied with shitting on her partners, Gamage also shitposts online.




Cena decides to work out as usual, while Zyq gets punished for being a cardiofag.


Ratsel tries to forget the end of his relationship by learning a new skill: painting.


...


Perfect.


Ratsel also decides to finally honor his name.

Meanwhile...



...Ment suffers for being a >casual cook.



Coming up next: the final guest revealed and the squad gets jobs!

Hope you guys enjoyed, more coming out tomorrow. When this episode is finished, we will move on to meet House Two.

>Tfw u cnt c me


....
>Tfw u cnt find a john cena pic with the No GF guy face to complete the joke.

Mentle wrote:http://nazr.in/Tld

What a triumphant day for shitposting.

Sim-Me is basically just me, it seems like.

I can't believe I was betrayed so quickly

Life is going well for us, but our NEET lifestyle must end because the bills are pilling up.

Yes, I fear we will have to...work.

To make things fair, our jobs will be related to our Lifetime Wishes, although no one will have the same job.

Let's start with Cena.


Cena dropped wrestling once people noticed he really wasn't good at it. He wants to prove he can be cool and brave, by becoming a firefighting hero.


Zyq wants to step up his bully game and become the Emperor of Evil. Go for it, Zyq!


Kumatora is really good at beating up people but not at following orders. She will be THE LAW by herself.


Both Cael and Ratsel dream of becoming great writers, but  Ratsel still thinks he lacks experience and needs quick cash to pay for his idol figures.


Cael is confident on Caelmind and goes straight for it, becoming self-employed as a writer.

Ment and Gamage's Lifetime Wishes are literally fucking as much people as possible, but there's no career option for porn. How can they fulfil their dreams of sodomizing the population?




Close enough.


With that covered, let's hope our heroes can do their work properly.


I will let the game decide the names of Cael's books, because I couldn't come up with something this dumb. Thanks EA.


Well, the saying goes, it’ll spoil the broth.


PK Solve-Shit.

Kumatora ends up having to hack some dude for info later, and the job is a success...



Or almost. Thanks EA.

Oh well, let's check the mail.


Yeah, yeah, the plumber wants some of that, nothing unexpected.


Except Ratsel keeps getting in relationships much faster than we could expect.


Zyq gets a date! Finally a chance to forget the thing he had with Gamage for four whole hours until she betrayed him. I will accept this invitation.

Talking about broken hearts:


Just look away, she will cheat on Ment in a few hours anyway.


My perception is incredible.


GAMAGE


Oh shit, you show her Ratsel, it's ogre.


Cael's first job turns out well, let's see what else Caelmind has for us...



owtheedge

Time to check out how Zyq's date in the park is goi...

Spoiler:

So, Zyq's date is going just as we expected. Let's take a look at what is in Ratsel's mind right now, and learn what makes him tick.

Spoiler:

G A M A G E.


WHY ME?! FUCKING MATRIARCHY.


Oh well, shouldn't have went for the Ninja Theory audience.


WRYYYYYYY


Nah, he's just tired.




What an amazing date. She will never forget this day.

Let's see what else you guys do for fun.

Spoiler:

You are all beautiful human beings.


Specially John Cena.


J U S T I C E !

The second couple of the house is still going strong though:

Spoiler:

Oh well, all in all it was a fine day.

but WAAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE...:

10/10 we will all lead successful lives

I want Gamage to get with me and then betray me.

AND IT CONTINUES RIGHT NOW!

HE'S HERE:




And in the next episode:

House Two: Electric Wrestaloo!

I didn't see that plot twist coming. Glad I'm in best house.

Was that Wacka Flocka

Mentle wrote:

This video speaks to me on an emotional level.

I've RNG'd and finished making the members of house two, with exception of the two last guests:

House Two:
Alpar
Link
Aboi
Soapdish
Orion
[GUEST #1]
[GUEST #2]
[GUEST #3]

Edit: he's here.

Hey Ment did you miss out on Rec and Stalin?

Nick Soapdish wrote:Hey Ment did you miss out on Rec and Stalin?

No. Stalin, Rec, Vat, Draco and Massive are left, so they will be on House Three.

A new guest!

Important:

From now on I will be taking suggestions on what characters should be added to the neighborhood. They won't be in any of the three houses, but will interact with them in parties, when going out or during work

Just drop names of characters or franchises (preferably vidya or animu) in this thread and I will see what I can do.

PS: NO NICO ALLOWED.
PPS: FUCK IT, NO LOVE LIVE IN GENERAL.

I'll suggest Captain Harlock.

Nico Yazawa.

John Madden

George Costanza