Discord Shenanigans Archive

3:13 PM] Alps: on that note i don't remember if i mentioned this
[3:13 PM] DA: Next thing you know, Go1 is gonna be playing MK11
[3:13 PM] Alps: but kr's best melty player and go1 fought earlier this year in mb
[3:13 PM] Vatonnage: yeah you did
[3:13 PM] Alps: ah ok nvm then
[3:14 PM] Alps: fucking called it though
[3:14 PM] DA: speaking of, my boyfriend is still resenting the SonicFox side-swap against Go1
[3:14 PM] Alps: lol
[3:14 PM] DA: Because his pals that do Extreme VS suffered from something similar
[3:14 PM] DA: "It just completely ruins your momentum and throws your game off"
[3:15 PM] Vatonnage: isn't exvs teams tho
[3:15 PM] Alps: it is
[3:15 PM] Alps: but
[3:15 PM] Vatonnage: just switch seats with your partner
[3:15 PM] DA: Side note: GOD I wanna play ExVS but I know jack shit about Gundam

that isn't stopping my bf, lol
[3:15 PM] Vatonnage: lol
[3:15 PM] Alps: the thing is
[3:15 PM] Alps: i feel like sideswapping in fighting games doesn't have that big of an effect personally. however
[3:15 PM] CodePhoenix: extreme vs was fun as fuck
[3:16 PM] Alps: it was two sets, to decide grand finals, and dbfz takes for-fucking-ever
[3:16 PM] Alps: moment is going to absolutely be lost and the p1 side swap will have a mental effect
[3:16 PM] CodePhoenix: I think sideswapping is easier for keyboard warriors than stick users
[3:16 PM] Alps: sonicfox playin that meta-meta game for real life and was hella smart for it
[3:16 PM] Vatonnage: yeah we all know it's a momentum thing
[3:16 PM] CodePhoenix: also fuck me I almost wrote keyblade warriors
[3:17 PM] Alps: daniel showin up to smash locals with a keyblade shaped smashbox
[3:17 PM] Vatonnage: keyblade shaped wiimote/joycons
[3:17 PM] CodePhoenix: all contained in my keyblade backpack
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160841996959875072/745360744513667133/D1V3XtSVsAApaKc.png
[3:17 PM] Vatonnage: pulls up to the venue in his sora cosplay
[3:17 PM] Alps: "it's true, the heart is weak, and sometimes, it may even pick top tier. but i learned deep down, that there's a k.o. punch, that NEVER GOES OUT"
[3:17 PM] CodePhoenix: nah dude I'll only do it when Sora gets confirmed
[3:17 PM] Vatonnage: registers in the tourney as xXxSoraKingdomHeartsxXx
[3:18 PM] Vatonnage: >PLAYS LITTLE MAC IN TOURNEY

3:21 PM] Alps: ...
[3:21 PM] Alps: i just realized something hilarious
[3:21 PM] Alps: assuming sora gets confirmed for smash (not likely)
[3:21 PM] Vatonnage: mii fighter (swordsman) costume
[3:21 PM] Alps: wouldn't it be really funny that daniel and i find ourselves at the "master sword vs. keyblade" battle in another way
[3:21 PM] Alps: years later
[3:22 PM] CodePhoenix: if alpar wont main Reimu Mii Costume then I wont main Sora Mii Costume
[3:22 PM] Alps: i mean fuck it i might as well if i'm not gonna main anyone else in smash anyway
[3:22 PM] DA:
assuming sora gets confirmed for smash (not likely)
@Alps
Gordo predicted Master Roshi
[3:22 PM] Alps: i'd take it but i wouldn't be too happy about it
[3:22 PM] DA: might as well be right about Sora
[3:23 PM] Vatonnage: don't do it man it's not worth it
[3:23 PM] Alps: loool
[3:23 PM] Vatonnage: it's still mii fighter
[3:23 PM] Alps: LEAVE ME ALONE.dedede
[3:23 PM] CodePhoenix: you dont want to be known as a mii fighter main
[3:23 PM] DA: You'll be down with the 10 year olds
[3:23 PM] DA: Then again, you can pass off as one
[3:23 PM] Alps: i-it's not mii fighter, i-it's r-reimu!! h-haha...
[3:23 PM] Alps: WOW
[3:23 PM] Alps: LOL
[3:24 PM] Vatonnage: the only thing worse than being a mii fighter main is being a little mac main
[3:24 PM] Alps: DAMN
[3:24 PM] Alps: HOLY FUCK
[3:24 PM] CodePhoenix: h-hes a good character!
[3:24 PM] DA: [citation needed]
[3:24 PM] Alps: "look at my online scores broh"
[3:24 PM] Alps: "i'm in ELITE SMASH"
[3:24 PM] Vatonnage: still thinking about that deep leff post about marcy
[3:25 PM] Alps: god
[3:25 PM] Alps: i just remembered that now too now that you said it
[3:25 PM] Alps: don't be raycis, danny
[3:25 PM] Vatonnage: the replies to that one were so good too
[3:25 PM] Alps: i don't read/remember the replies
[3:25 PM] Vatonnage: "i'll try my hand at radicalising her"
"to change her main, i mean"
[3:25 PM] DA: Everyone: *throwing hands about the viability of their main*

Me: It's okay, Terry. You be viable when you feel like it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160841996959875072/745362866915377272/D97ehTHXUAICQRJ.jpg

3:26 PM] CodePhoenix: speaking of https://www.reddit.com/r/LittleMacMains/comments/ibnf23/the_life_of_a_little_mac/
reddit
r/LittleMacMains - The life of a little Mac
123 votes and 17 comments so far on Reddit

[3:27 PM] Alps: video isn't playing for me
[3:27 PM] Vatonnage: well it's vs k rool so you can expect a sick combo that will never work anywhere else
[3:27 PM] Vatonnage: and it's a little mac so it's probably him dying
[3:27 PM] CodePhoenix: its both yes
[3:27 PM] Vatonnage: fcuking ace
[3:27 PM] Alps: it just loaded for me
[3:27 PM] Alps: holy shit
[3:28 PM] CodePhoenix: if the mac waited a few more frames he would have made it
[3:28 PM] Alps: vat's prediction levels were 100%
[3:28 PM] Alps: i was like "wait can it be both how can it be both in only 13 seconds"
[3:28 PM] Alps: then it worked and god
[3:29 PM] DA:
if the mac waited a few more frames he would have made it
@CodePhoenix
I'm not fond of these kinds of remarks, because our dumb brains work differently in the heat of the battle
[3:29 PM] DA: no time to process all that jazz
[3:29 PM] Vatonnage: okay i just took a look
[3:29 PM] CodePhoenix: no you're right, I have and will continue to make mistakes like that
[3:29 PM] Vatonnage: he would've looked cooler if he didn't try to recover
[3:29 PM] Vatonnage: take the dive you're a mac
[3:29 PM] Alps: HOLY SHIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT AND YOU WERE RIGHT

Discussion about Megaman ZX designs/semi-lewds

1:50 PM] Mystgourmet: bikini over bodysuit lol
[1:51 PM] Grashbar: it's, uh
[1:51 PM] Grashbar: actually not her bodysuit
[1:51 PM] Alps: then...?
[1:51 PM] Grashbar: it's her "skin". Hold on I read from a source some time ago lemme see if I can find it
[1:52 PM] Grashbar: https://twitter.com/CosmicConflux/status/1229408677846712320
1:52 PM] Okada_Caelun: so... cyborg bodies?
[1:52 PM] Mystgourmet: makes sense
[1:53 PM] Alps: oh, huh
[1:53 PM] Alps: that kind of ruins it even if it makes sense
[1:53 PM] Alps: something about knowing it was bodysuits was better i feel
[1:54 PM] Okada_Caelun: wait.. hol up
[1:54 PM] Okada_Caelun: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/c/c6/Ashe.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080328040723
you means she's just straight up walking around with no pants?
1:54 PM] Alps: ok nevermind this concept is saved
[1:56 PM] Okada_Caelun: then there's aile's unbuttoned shirt form ZXA...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2094466
[1:57 PM] Alps: the me of five minutes ago was a fool

[3:20 PM] Mystgourmet:

[3:23 PM] Alps: yeah
[3:23 PM] Tim Lobster: hmm
[3:23 PM] Alps: there'll be e, f, g, h, i--
[3:24 PM] Mystgourmet:

[3:26 PM] Vatonnage: HE'S SUMMONING THE SOUL OF RENEE DESCARTES TO GIVE THE D
[3:26 PM] Mystgourmet: that's the true nature of the spirit in the ring!
[3:29 PM] Alps: OH NO

[1:27 AM] Mystgourmet: I think another problem I have with Americanization is that it's built on the assumption that kids are dumb
[2:59 AM] Skrist: That's just the entire american cartoon industry
[12:04 PM] Alps: ackshually
12:05 PM] Alps: it's not the assumption that kids are dumb being the core issue in and of itself as much as it is the way the industry works that tends to perpetuate media which seems to embrace that
[12:06 PM] Alps: that's like saying the anime industry is built on the assumption all anime should be is WAFF/big bouncing titty, rather than just because anime like that happens to be produced due to the way the industry just is
[12:07 PM] Mystgourmet: WAFF?
[12:07 PM] CodePhoenix: world of final fantasy
[12:07 PM] CodePhoenix: I think
[12:07 PM] Mystgourmet: ah yes, World Af Final Fantasy
[12:08 PM] CodePhoenix: wow fuck
[12:08 PM] Alps: lmao
[12:08 PM] Alps: warm and fuzzy feelings
[12:08 PM] CodePhoenix: Im too tired for this shit
[12:08 PM] Mystgourmet: okay I have never heard that term before
[12:08 PM] Alps: really???
[12:08 PM] CodePhoenix: @Decoy Octopus comic 11

[12:08 PM] Alps: dude waff is like
[12:08 PM] Alps: k-on era
[12:08 PM] Alps: LOL
[12:08 PM] Mystgourmet: lol holy shit
[12:08 PM] Mystgourmet: god it made me the boomer, fuck
[12:09 PM] CodePhoenix: love that alpar is unga for his WAFF
[12:09 PM] Alps: WAUGH
[12:13 PM] Vatonnage: historical moment that impacted human evolution forever: when the cavemen first discovered vanilla
[12:13 PM] CodePhoenix: fuck we hit the pin limit on this channel

[10:32 PM] Super Bitch Breaker II Turbo: I have committed democracy, now time to sleep for 40 days straight
[11:47 PM] DA: I was gonna say "It almost sounds like you're confessing a murder" but—[JOKE ABORTED. REASON: LOW-HANGING ALL-AMERICAN FRUIT]
[12:24 AM] Super Bitch Breaker II Turbo: Coward, make the joke, crawl on the floor to grab that low-hanging fruit, burrow around in the dirt with me
[12:25 AM] Alps: fuck you he'll do better than that casual bullshit. he'll dig a goddamn hole in the ground just to throw the fruit into an even lower place pointlessly then show you who's REALLY reaching low, ISN'T THAT RIGHT DA
[12:30 AM] DA: penis
[12:31 AM] Super Bitch Breaker II Turbo:

[1:43 PM] CodePhoenix: https://twitter.com/PuyoOfficial/status/1313165806306435072
[1:43 PM] CodePhoenix: ITS PIKACHU
[1:59 PM] Alps: IT'S
[1:59 PM] Alps: KOFFING!
[2:58 PM] CodePhoenix: GOD DAMMIT https://twitter.com/PuyoOfficial/status/1313180954895228928
[2:59 PM] DA: AAAAAAAA—

2:51 PM] Vatonnage: i could use some ring fit adventure
[2:52 PM] Mystgourmet: same
[2:54 PM] DA: same
[2:59 PM] Super Bitch Breaker II Turbo: Same
[3:02 PM] Dr Link Lab: Same.
[3:15 PM] CodePhoenix: looks at ring-con that's gathering dust
s-same
[3:17 PM] CodePhoenix: @Septapus comic 6

8:19 PM] DA: https://twitter.com/joshteis/status/1313149111856558083
[8:21 PM] Alps: >not thinking it counts
[8:21 PM] Alps: whoever says that doesn't count is a fuck
[8:22 PM] Vatonnage: hoo boy
[8:24 PM] DA: naivepar is back
[8:25 PM] Alps: w-what
[8:25 PM] Vatonnage: i'll give you a minute
[8:26 PM] DA: I'll give him 10
[8:26 PM] Alps: what other meaning could vampire possibly have
[8:26 PM] DA: Make that 30
[8:26 PM] Alps: or "the muppet from sesame street"
[8:27 PM] Vatonnage: nope not there
[8:27 PM] Alps: ok thought so
[8:28 PM] DA: Alpo rn
[8:28 PM] DA: https://media.giphy.com/media/clJ4r0BsEyx5RvcoU7/giphy.mp4
[8:30 PM] CodePhoenix: come on man
[8:34 PM] DA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ia9HwoigU
[8:34 PM] Vatonnage: i believe in him
[8:44 PM] Alps: what dirty things would that vampire even fucking do
[8:44 PM] Alps: it's a muppet
[8:45 PM] DA: this stopped being amusing 10 minutes ago and now it's just head-desk inducing sad
[8:45 PM] Alps: FUCK IT I'M GOOGLING THIS
[8:46 PM] CodePhoenix: GOOGLING WHAT
[8:46 PM] DA: ALPAR YOU STUPID CUNT YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH
[8:46 PM] CodePhoenix: I'll give him til 9 Pm
[8:46 PM] CodePhoenix: for a hint
[8:47 PM] Alps: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Vampire
THIS??????????
[8:47 PM] DA: current mood
https://youtu.be/-dxIq8KxaL8?t=28
[8:47 PM] CodePhoenix: WHERE DID DIRTY COME FROM
[8:47 PM] Scept: To be fair, I don't get it either.
[8:47 PM] Alps: I TRIED URBAN-DICTIONARY'ING REGULAR VAMPIRE
[8:47 PM] Alps: AND I GOT THE LITERAL TERM
[8:48 PM] CodePhoenix: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
[8:48 PM] Alps: I'M CLEARLY NOT GETTING THE TERM VAMPIRE
[8:48 PM] Alps: SO I'M TRYING TO LOOK UP WHAT IT MEANS
[8:48 PM] Nale: alpar
[8:48 PM] Alps: THAT'S WHAT
[8:48 PM] CodePhoenix: NO YOUR DEFINITION OF VAMPIRE IS FINE
[8:48 PM] Orion: This is beyond overthinking
[8:48 PM] CodePhoenix: NALE DONT SAY ANYTHING
[8:48 PM] Alps: THEN WHAT'S NAIVE
[8:49 PM] Alps: IF IT'S NOT MY DEFINITION THEN WHAT AM I BEING NAIVE ABOUT
[8:49 PM] CodePhoenix: its not really you being naive, its you being dumb
[8:49 PM] Alps: WHAT AM I ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO THINK "HAHA THAT MUPPET IS A VAMPIRE PLAYER" AS IN FUCKING VSAV
[8:49 PM] Nale: please let me post
[8:49 PM] Orion: nono this is still funny
[8:49 PM] Nale: I'm screaming
[8:50 PM] CodePhoenix: 10 MINUTES LEFT ALPAR
[8:50 PM] DA:
[8:50 PM] Alps: is this a hint
[8:50 PM] DA: YOUR FACE IS A HINT
[8:50 PM] Alps: AAAAAAAAAA
[8:50 PM] Alps: SO IF MY DEFINITION OF VAMPIRE IS CORRECT THEN WHY WAS I CALLED NAIVE
[8:50 PM] Alps: IS THERE NOTHING SEXUAL
[8:51 PM] Alps: CAUSE NORMALLY "NAIVEPAR" GOT USED FOR MISSING SEXUAL STUFF
[8:51 PM] CodePhoenix: IGNORE THE NAIVE PART
[8:51 PM] Nale: he is right, though
[8:51 PM] Alps: THEN I WAS RIGHT???????
[8:51 PM] CodePhoenix: ?
[8:51 PM] Nale: in the usual usage of the term
[8:51 PM] Alps: i was saying he's a vampire
[8:51 PM] DA: IT WAS NEVER SEXUAL TO BEGIN WITH
[8:51 PM] DA: FUCK
[8:51 PM] Alps: GODDAMNIT
[8:51 PM] CodePhoenix: YOU ARE RIGHT
[8:51 PM] Nale: lel
[8:51 PM] Alps: NO WONDER
[8:51 PM] Orion: fukkin lmao
[8:51 PM] Alps: I'VE BEEN FEELING MISDIRECTED THIS WHOLE TIME
[8:51 PM] Alps: ok i'm gonna reread the post
[8:52 PM] DA: THIS IS ALL ON YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE
[8:52 PM] DA: YOU
[8:52 PM] DA: YOU
[8:52 PM] DA: DOUBLE DIPSTICK
[8:52 PM] Alps: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[8:52 PM] Alps: I GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[8:52 PM] Alps: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[8:52 PM] Nale: no, da, you're the one who used the term first
[8:52 PM] Alps: HE DOESN'T COUNT
[8:52 PM] CodePhoenix: PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THE CLASS
[8:52 PM] Orion: No that's still wrong
[8:52 PM] DA: I'M GOING TO MURDER A FUCKING PLUSH TOY FOR THIS
[8:52 PM] Alps: WHAT
[8:52 PM] Orion: God dammit
[8:52 PM] Alps: HOW
[8:52 PM] Alps: WHAT
[8:52 PM] Nale: alpar explain how
[8:52 PM] CodePhoenix: EXPLAIN COMPLETELY YOUR THINKING
[8:52 PM] Orion: (It's right)
[8:52 PM] Alps: OK
[8:52 PM] Alps: OH GODDAMNIT
[8:52 PM] Alps: FUCK YOU ORION LMAO
[8:52 PM] Nale: you're not right until you explain
[8:52 PM] Alps: "he doesn't count"
"i assure you he does because counting is quite literally his thing"
[8:53 PM] CodePhoenix: FINALLY
[8:53 PM] Scept: HE LITERALLY COUNTS
[8:53 PM] CodePhoenix: ITS HIS FUCKING NAME
[8:53 PM] CodePhoenix: THE COUNT
[8:53 PM] Alps: FUCK YOU SCEPT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T GET IT EITHER
[8:53 PM] Alps: AAAAAAAAAAAA
[8:53 PM] Nale: :5Head: :HYPERCLAP:
[8:53 PM] Alps: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente: :calvointeligente:
[8:53 PM] Scept: I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE A HIDDEN MEANING SINCE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD EVEN UNDERSTAND IT
[8:53 PM] DA: IT DOESN'T COOOOUUUNNNNTTT
[8:54 PM] DA: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748008808433057803/763202399593824286/unknown.png
I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE A HIDDEN MEANING SINCE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD EVEN UNDERSTAND IT
@Scept
CONGRATULATIONS ALPAR
YOUR STUPIDITY IS CONTAGIOUS
[8:54 PM] Alps: FUUUUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEENNNNNNNNN
[8:54 PM] Alps: LMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:54 PM] DA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4

[3:37 PM] Mystgourmet

3:48 PM] Alps: EVERY TIME
[4:27 PM] Tim Lobster: >no filename
[4:29 PM] Mystgourmet: it's implicit
[4:34 PM] Tim Lobster: it should be explicit
[4:34 PM] Tim Lobster: >:v(
[4:35 PM] Mystgourmet: >:^(
[4:49 PM] Vatonnage: erotic emoji nose-fencing

long conversation is long. spoilered for length

This was actually back in November 23rd this year:

Followup in another server

3:00 PM] Alps: hello so a friend is talking about added plot details for kingdom hearts from the new fucking rhythm game and holy shit i'm the most tired-mad i've ever been at a videogame in my life and i got off nomura's wild ride years ago
[3:00 PM] Alps: every time i think nomura's hit the peak of his absolute bullshit that man just keeps proving me wrong
[3:00 PM] beat_shobon: YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS
[3:00 PM] Alps: NO I DIDN'T FUCK YOU I STOPPED PLAYING YEARS AGO
[3:01 PM] beat_shobon: SHOULD HAVE READ BETWEEN THE LINES IN THE NOMURA RIDE CONTRACT
[3:01 PM] Alps: IT WASN'T THAT BAD FOR THE FIRST TWO GAMES
[3:01 PM] Alps: THEY MAD SENSE
[3:01 PM] Alps: THEY MADE SEEEEEEEEENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[3:01 PM] RobotFaker: You are never truly off Nomura's wild ride
[3:01 PM] Alps: also kh2 actually wasn't that bad either
[3:01 PM] Alps: it was kinda wild but not WILD
[3:01 PM] Alps: sometimes u can just pretend kh only had 3 games, the first 3 released, and that's it, and everything is okie dokie
[3:02 PM] beat_shobon: First 2 games were very good from an outsider's perspective those are the ones I wanted to play the most
[3:02 PM] beat_shobon: and then I blinked and suddenly everything fucking happened
[3:02 PM] beat_shobon: I loved the AVGN video on Kingdom Hearts because its exactly that same mood LOL
3:04 PM] beat_shobon: I just think that
[3:04 PM] beat_shobon: its really really funny how Nomura was so petty over not making Final Fantasy XIII that he is now forcing his version of it into Kingdom Hearts
[3:05 PM] beat_shobon: I hate Nomura but that is such a move LMAO
[3:05 PM] beat_shobon: "the fuck you're gonna do about it now"
[3:06 PM] Alps: god
[3:06 PM] beat_shobon: One of the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody twins voicing Not Noctis is such a Kingdom Hearts thing too LOL
[3:06 PM] WUR: I'll jump into KH when it gets finished, if that ever happens (?
[3:07 PM] WUR: LOL
[3:08 PM] RobotFaker: I just read the ending of kingdom hearts rhythm game
[3:08 PM] Alps: HOW'S IT FEEL, JOE
[3:08 PM] Alps: TO KNOW THAT NOMURA'S RIDE IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END
[3:08 PM] Boredman DA: I WANT OFF AND I HATE IT
[3:09 PM] Boredman DA: I THOUGHT I WAS OFF THE RIDE
[3:09 PM] Boredman DA: BUT NO
[3:09 PM] Boredman DA: I keep pulling on the brakes
but Nomura is pulling my leg
[3:09 PM] Boredman DA: https://twitter.com/BoredmanDA/status/1330965215664504833
[3:09 PM] Alps: it's just
[3:10 PM] beat_shobon: I don't know as a spectator I think it's hilarious because
[3:10 PM] Alps: the sheer fucking audacity you need to go through with decisions like this
[3:10 PM] beat_shobon: every time something kingdom hearts comes out
[3:10 PM] beat_shobon: I read the spoiler and its always something like "this anime character was actually involved with this another anime character"
[3:10 PM] beat_shobon: and everyone is like this

[3:10 PM] Alps: the balls mixed with the absolute stupidity with this man gives off an energy that can't help but just piss me off and make me laugh and commend it all at the same time
[3:10 PM] Alps: it's so horrible
[3:10 PM] Alps:

[3:10 PM] beat_shobon: I read the spoiler and its always something like "this anime character was actually involved with this another anime character"

no this is so much worse
[3:11 PM] Alps: i still remember how mad moi was when i explained to him that the thirteen main villains of kh2 were somehow fooled for their entire lives to thinking they didn't have emotions cause some dude told them so
[3:11 PM] Alps: that's like
[3:11 PM] Alps: mid to low mid tier kingdom hearts bullshittery
[3:11 PM] Alps: on the scale of how BULLSHIT this gets
[3:11 PM] WUR: lmfao
[3:12 PM] Boredman DA:

3:12 PM] Alps: FUCKING NOMURA
[3:12 PM] beat_shobon: everyones fucking upset and me who doesnt play KH:

[3:12 PM] Alps: DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE ABOVE THIS
[3:12 PM] beat_shobon: My ignorance is my only claim to safety

[3:05 PM] Grashbar: well now i've "read" the epic of gilgamesh. neat stuff
[3:09 PM] DA:

[3:14 PM] Axel:

6:48 PM] Nale : @Mystgourmet post the uh the x mas I don't know such a thing! guy
[6:52 PM] Alps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2d7UhK5SAE
6:53 PM] Nale : thanks raffel
[6:53 PM] Alps: you're welcome cael

6:01 PM] Ment: Happy holidays!
[6:02 PM] Mystgourmet: you too
[6:05 PM] Nale : you too
[6:08 PM] Axel: you too
[6:22 PM] CodePhoenix: you too
[6:23 PM] Alps: you too
[6:24 PM] Reclaimer: you too :)

[11:43 AM] Tim Lobster: https://twitter.com/GameResearch_E/status/1346514669184425985
[11:43 AM] Tim Lobster: >wow this is pretty in-
>it's full of mercury
[11:43 AM] Tim Lobster: jesus
[11:48 AM] CodePhoenix: ah, the standard for motion controls back in the 80s
[11:48 AM] CodePhoenix: poison
[11:58 AM] Vatonnage: ah, the standard back in the 80s
poison
[12:14 PM] Alps: ah, the standard
poison
[12:14 PM] DA: ah, the
poison

[12:16 PM] Alps:

[12:28 PM] CodePhoenix: @Septapus comic 8

12:28 PM] Alps: oh god it even gets the image embeds too
[12:29 PM] CodePhoenix: fuck yeah new features
[12:29 PM] Tim Lobster: this legit feels like a panel from an actual webcomic circa 2005

Having a normal conversation about Pokemon until...

[12:29 PM] Grashbar: okay but here's the actual real serious question:
[12:29 PM] Nale: hoenn music is on another level
[12:29 PM] Tim Lobster: gen 3 also looks incest imo
[12:29 PM] Grashbar: how do you nuzlocke Pokemon Legends
[12:29 PM] Alps: secret bases were too fucking good
[12:29 PM] Alps: LOOKS WHAT
[12:29 PM] Mystgourmet: hey wait a minute
[12:30 PM] Tim Lobster: NICEST
[12:30 PM] Vatonnage: what
[12:30 PM] Alps: goddamnit
[12:30 PM] Alps: lmao
[12:30 PM] Tim Lobster: I'M NOT RATSEL
[12:30 PM] DA: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[12:30 PM] Alps: JESUS CHRIST
[12:30 PM] Alps: THAT TYPO
[12:30 PM] DA: THE WORST PART
[12:30 PM] Mystgourmet:
[12:30 PM] Vatonnage: oh no
[12:30 PM] Tim Lobster: NOOOOOO
[12:30 PM] Alps: it's too late tim
[12:30 PM] Vatonnage: DON'T TOUCH HIM
[12:30 PM] Alps: this is your destiny
[12:30 PM] DA: MY SLIGHT DYSLEXIA ACTUALLY READ IT AS "NICEST" FIRST
DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE TYPO UNTIL AL MENTIONED IT
[12:31 PM] Alps: i like how that typo completely deadtracked the entire fucking convo
[12:31 PM] Vatonnage: BUT HE'S NOT YOUR SISTER, RATSEL
[12:31 PM] Tim Lobster:

[12:30 PM] Mystgourmet:

BACK, FOUL DEMON

[12:31 PM] Alps: ratsel coercing tim to join the dark side

[12:31 PM] Tim Lobster:

12:31 PM] Vatonnage: BUT HE'S NOT YOUR SISTER, RATSEL

I see you're already able to get these jokes in
[12:31 PM] Vatonnage: all week baby
[12:32 PM] Nale: heh in
[12:32 PM] Alps: cest
[12:32 PM] Tim Lobster: gen 3 is the prettiest imo
[12:32 PM] Tim Lobster: fuck you guys
[12:32 PM] Alps: LMAAOAOAOAAAOAOAOOA
[12:32 PM] Vatonnage: so pretty you can fuck it
[12:32 PM] Tim Lobster: that'd be weird
[12:32 PM] Alps: it's a game for the whole family!


Bonus

[12:33 PM] Alps: i had an interesting point raised to me about gen 2 yesterday
[12:33 PM] Alps: and it was that the actual progression is difficult to enjoy because of the balance very clearly being biased towards what looks like a strong pokemon
12:34 PM] Alps: that sunflora for instance ain't gonna be doing shit on your team
[12:34 PM] Grashbar: sunflora can solo claire's team in gen 2
[12:34 PM] DA: Gen 2 pokémon in general are pretty lame, tbh
[12:34 PM] Alps: well fuck me
12:35 PM] Nale: you ain't his sister

8:11 PM] Alps: got my second shot
[8:11 PM] Alps: ready for this vaccine to kick my fucking ass
[8:11 PM] Nale : you'll do fine if you're not a wimp
[8:12 PM] Alps: im a wimpy peanut worm
[8:12 PM] Nale : uh oh
[8:12 PM] Reclaimer: Just don't be a hero
[8:12 PM] Nale : :MonkaS:
[8:28 PM] Vatonnage: have a bottle of painkillers next to you when you go to bed
[8:29 PM] Reclaimer: Tylenol's good
[8:31 PM] Alps: ty
[8:37 PM] Vatonnage: lenol, yes
[8:40 PM] Alps: lmao

[5:36 PM] Alps: y'all ready to see me in

...in...
..uhhhhh

[5:37 PM] Vatonnage: games club at it again
[5:38 PM] Vatonnage: if you lose you have to wear a maid outfit
[5:40 PM] Alps: i don't understand what's the penalty
[5:40 PM] Mystgourmet: mahjong
[5:46 PM] Alps: fuck

8:10 PM] spplmj: You know Marik is kind of a shit duelist since he nearly lost to both Mai and Joey
[8:10 PM] HakureiIllusion: He did lose to Joey
[8:10 PM] HakureiIllusion: And he lost to Mai too, if you don't count cheating
[8:11 PM] spplmj: Thats what I’m saying he only won cause of bullshit
[8:14 PM] Mystgourmet: Despite being jobbers plotwise theyre top contenders
[8:14 PM] spplmj: Mai had him beat until that “ackshually you can only control Ra if you speak ancient egyptian” rule came up
[8:15 PM] Mystgourmet: playing with OCG cards
[8:15 PM] spplmj: And then Joey died from being blasted by holograms
[8:15 PM] Axel: Then got better
[8:15 PM] Mystgourmet: Its the Game of Darkness draining his life force
[8:15 PM] Axel: So magic
[8:16 PM] Mystgourmet: evil magic, yeah
[8:16 PM] HakureiIllusion: So cheating
[8:17 PM] Axel: If anything Pegasus was the bigger cheater, as much as I like him
[8:18 PM] spplmj: Joey’s been adjacent enough to shadow games he should have been used to it already
[8:18 PM] HakureiIllusion: Pegasus was a charismatic and charming villain with reason to want to win other than "am evil and want to do evil things"
8:24 PM] Axel: I mean yes but Evil Marik was "am evil and want to do evil things"
[8:24 PM] Mystgourmet: he wanted revenge on the pharaoh particularly and Evil Malik is a trauma demon
[8:27 PM] Axel: Also the pharaoh was so indirectly responsible and not to mention mostly dead by that point that he was basically chasing a ghost
[8:29 PM] Mystgourmet: yeah, it was a misunderstanding born from living with a horrible abusive father
[8:46 PM] spplmj: Instead of burying the god cards why didnt Pegasus just rip them up?
[8:47 PM] Nale : that's fucked up to do
[8:48 PM] Vatonnage: why did he make them in the first place
[8:49 PM] Mystgourmet: divine possession
[8:49 PM] Mystgourmet: shadi schemed him into it basically
[8:50 PM] Vatonnage: also pegasus sucks and the reason for this is because he likes cartoons more than anime
[8:50 PM] Vatonnage: literally cannot be trusted
[8:52 PM] HakureiIllusion: He's American though
[8:53 PM] Vatonnage: this still stands
[8:54 PM] HakureiIllusion: It only makes sense that he prefers Looney Tunes
[8:54 PM] Vatonnage: this still stands
[8:55 PM] HakureiIllusion: And why he wouldn't immediately expect to lose to the kid with the spiky hair
[8:55 PM] Mystgourmet: so true. he loves Funny Rabbit who continually does nothing but evade the law and never pays for his crimes
[8:56 PM] Vatonnage: he spectated one (1) tournament in japan where weevil won and thought all of japan were chumps
[8:57 PM] Mystgourmet: it was a pretty low level tournament if the championship was Haga and Ryuzaki
[8:57 PM] Vatonnage: okay but wasn't duelist kingdom also primarily japanese
[8:57 PM] Vatonnage: and duelist kingdom had to be off the coast of japan
[8:57 PM] Mystgourmet: I mean they had Keith so I don't know
[8:57 PM] Vatonnage: >duelist kingdom is somehwere in the middle of the pacific
close enough
[8:57 PM] Mystgourmet: oh wait bandit keith wasn't invited lmao
[8:58 PM] Mystgourmet: so I guess it must have been mostly Japanese duelists then since I only remember there being one boat
[8:59 PM] HakureiIllusion: Wasn't it on the site of a WW2 battle
[8:59 PM] Mystgourmet: according to the ghost kid
[8:59 PM] Vatonnage: okay
[8:59 PM] Vatonnage: this only tells me one thing
[8:59 PM] Vatonnage: duelist kingdom is rokkenjima
[9:00 PM] Mystgourmet: >the prize was gold
[9:00 PM] Mystgourmet:
[9:00 PM] Vatonnage: >dead wife
[9:00 PM] Vatonnage: >skeletons of soldiers
[9:00 PM] HakureiIllusion: SKELETON WARRIORS
[9:00 PM] Vatonnage: we cracked the code

[6:20 PM] Vatonnage: do you think any one of us can play jackbox games w/o making r18 jokes and still be funny
[6:21 PM] spplmj: Lol no
[6:21 PM] Alps: i can. i'm a comedy master
[6:21 PM] Alps: i fucking invented comedy
[6:21 PM] Vatonnage: you swore i'm docking points
[6:22 PM] Alps: swearing is pg13 my dude
[6:22 PM] Mystgourmet: it'd be like those jokes where people go "uhh you can be funny without being crass" and it's just cold pockets
[6:22 PM] Alps: i'm in the clear
[6:22 PM] Vatonnage: you get one (1) fuck word per session
[6:22 PM] Mystgourmet: you only get one fuck in pg13 movies. can't use it again or you're out
[6:22 PM] Alps: ok bitch
[6:22 PM] Mystgourmet: ok that's 14A
[6:22 PM] Mystgourmet: banned
[6:22 PM] Alps: fuck
[6:22 PM] Vatonnage: that's two
[6:22 PM] Alps: i'm already out

[5:00 PM] DA: https://twitter.com/ashleyloob/status/1464353084881219596

ashley (@ashleyloob)
send me the worst n/f/.t designs you've ever seen and I'll redesign them as cute catgirls and tomboys

Twitter•11/26/2021
[5:00 PM] DA: You heard the gal
[5:04 PM] Nale: I refuse
[5:07 PM] Tim Lobster: i will not interact with nfts in any fashion
[5:08 PM] Vatonnage: not with a fox, not inside a box
[5:08 PM] Tim Lobster: not in a house
[5:08 PM] Tim Lobster: not with a mouse
[5:26 PM] Scept: Not on a train
Not on a plane
[5:27 PM] Scept: I do not like NFTs and ham
I do not like them, DA-I-am
[5:28 PM] Grashbar: I do not like any NFT
I do not like them, no sirree
[5:29 PM] Nale: this is ironic, considering the moral of the story being referenced is the thing being denounced is good and you should try new things
[5:30 PM] Scept: @Septapus comic 7

[5:31 PM] Mystgourmet: lol
[5:42 PM] Vatonnage: brb trying nfts
[5:42 PM] Scept: Nale what have you done
[5:44 PM] Nale: literally your own fault for participating in misguided propaganda
[5:45 PM] Tim Lobster: man i just like rhymes
[5:45 PM] Nale: that's how they get you
[5:45 PM] Nale: first it's rhymes and children's books
[5:46 PM] Nale: then it's deforestation and gpu farms
[5:46 PM] Vatonnage: i should buy this gpu going for sale so i can get more nfts.........
[5:46 PM] Scept: #FuckYouNale

[4:31 PM] spplmj:

[4:32 PM] CodePhoenix: wtf use a pillow case
[4:32 PM] Mystgourmet:

[4:32 PM] spplmj: sweat still goes through it
[4:33 PM] CodePhoenix: how often do you wash the pillow case?
[4:35 PM] spplmj: Wash?
[4:35 PM] CodePhoenix: the pillow case, not the pillow
[4:35 PM] CodePhoenix: y-you gotta wash your bed sheets
[4:36 PM] Mystgourmet:

4:37 PM] Orion:

4:39 PM] Tim Lobster: do you people seriously not wash your bed sheets
[4:39 PM] Tim Lobster: my dudes....................
[4:40 PM] Alps: washing bed sheets can be a bit of a privilege if you either don't have a washing machine appropriate for it, and if your laundromat's not easily accessible
[4:40 PM] Alps: that said, if you can
[4:40 PM] Alps: wash the fucking bedsheets
[4:40 PM] Nale:

[12:27 PM] CodePhoenix: This was a wholesome song too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN4SLBgJJJE (Im Giving Santa a Pikachu this Christmas+[Lyrics])
[12:27 PM] Orion: The title has the same energy as giving Undertale to the pope
[12:28 PM] Alps: LMAOOOOOO
[12:28 PM] CodePhoenix: fuck
[12:28 PM] Alps: TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW
[12:28 PM] Alps: GODDAMNIIIITT
[12:29 PM] Mystgourmet: fuck lol
[12:38 PM] DA: FUCK YOU ORION, MY SIDES