Writing a Parody of "The Christmas Song"

This is only in the beginning, as I've only just started humming out lines to it, but I'd like some help writing the lyrics to it, in the theme of Team Fortress 2. For those that don't know how the Christnas Song goes, it's the one that starts out with "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire/ Jack Frost nipping at your nose".

I started brainstorming this moments ago when I heard the song over the radio. I came up with the lines "They know that Saxton's on his way/ He's loaded lots of hats and weapons in those crates" (Parodying the lines "They know that Santa's on his way/ He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh")

I figured we could call it "The Critmas Song".

https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t12-random-stuff-crappost-general

pssssss

not against the idea bro, just don't think this reaaaally warrants its own thread...