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Post by Aboithagameboi Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:38 pm

>Implying I'm not 218 lbs of sik kunt with over 300 confirmed kills
>Implying I'm not the top sniper in the US armed forces
>Implying I'm not trained in gorilla warfare
>Implying you even lift
>Implying you're not fucking dead, kiddo
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Post by Archer Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:45 pm

Aboithagameboi wrote:>Implying I'm not 218 lbs of sik kunt with over 300 confirmed kills
>Implying I'm not the top sniper in the US armed forces
>Implying I'm not trained in gorilla warfare
>Implying you even lift
>Implying you're not fucking dead, kiddo
>Implying I'm not contacting my secret network of spies across the U.S. as your IP is being traced right now and 100% made of Kundtdestroiyer
>Implying I'm not extensively trained in unarmed combat
>Implying I can't kill you in over 700 different ways with just my bare hands
>Implying I don't have access to the entire U.S. military arsenal
>Implying liftan = fightan skills
>Implying you even get a feeling so complicated and aren't a casul
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Post by Hunter Axel Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:46 pm

Just fuck already!
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Post by Archer Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:46 pm

eww no


that's gay
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Post by spplmj Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:23 pm

Congrats Taco Bell you did it! You made a Doritos Taco I can actually taste. After being unable to really taste any difference between the last two Doritos tacos flavor and a regular Taco the new "Fiery" taco actually tasted different. The spice was actually rather mild but it was decent enough I guess.
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Post by Archer Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:16 pm

Now go get your Mountain Dew flavored burrito

FOR MAXIMUM EXP.
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Post by Archer Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:08 am

That moment where you hear someone playing music so loud through their earbuds you can tell what song it is.

Tfw it was Crawling by Linkin Park

Tfw tried not to laugh so hard because of how many parodies that song is associated with
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Post by DA Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:28 am

Alpar wrote:34 Snapdragon Lane
Why did I read this as "Speedwagon Lane"?
All this Jojo's talk is rubbing off on me.
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Post by Archer Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:28 am

EVEN SNAPDRAGON IS AFRAID
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Post by OrionX Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:47 pm

Today at work, our product owner was explaining how the contents of our files were loaded into the databases. One of the columns is a one-letter code based on the type of policy it is; A for annuity, D for deferred, etc. She explained, "If, for example, we look at this policy, (pointing at a row that was deferred) we give the table the D."

I had to bite my lip so hard to prevent myself from laughing.
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Post by Archer Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:56 pm

Advice: Next time bite your tongue, it looks less awkward and works more effectively.

But wow, that's hilarious.
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Post by Gam Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:03 pm

Today I learned Scept isn't the only one in this community with shit taste.
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Post by Scept Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:17 pm

Gam wrote:Today I learned Scept isn't the only one in this community with shit taste.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
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Post by The Mysterious Gourmet Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:56 pm

Today I couldn't speak because I was too busy laughing at my own joke. I have become what I hate.
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Post by Archer Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:00 am

What was your joke?

EDIT: I also just realized how that jokingly translates to "I couldn't tell something funny today because I had to laugh while thinking about it

I hate having emotions."
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Post by The Mysterious Gourmet Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:54 am

Aboi was talking about how he used to be able to do impressions and I said "Can you do an impression of someone who isn't a casual?"

In retrospect it was only kind of funny.
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Post by Archer Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:04 am

I personally think that's hilarious as hell, but probably not worth being too busy laughing to tell it.
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Post by The Mysterious Gourmet Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:14 am

Well, I told it the first time perfectly, I just couldn't repeat it to Diabeetus-tan when she couldn't hear it.
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Post by Leo E. Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:58 pm

"Alright guys, we need some fresh ideas for the Highschool DxD OVAs! Let's see what we've got!"

>"Show tits"

"Hmm..."

*scribble scribble scribble*

>"Show MORE tits"

D:
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Post by Aboithagameboi Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:26 pm

Alpar

We're going to Staten Island

Fite me on Staten Island u fucker

u wont
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Post by Archer Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:27 pm

only cuz ur 2 pussycat to com ovur 2 my crib and get rekt like the casul u r

#sikburnyolo420swagginator
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Post by OrionX Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:30 pm

This past weekend, I got together with some friends. Among the things we did, we ate Doritos, drank Mountain Dew, and played Halo.
I am officially 1337hardkorr360noskop.
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Post by Archer Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:52 pm

OrionX wrote:This past weekend, I got together with some friends. Among the things we did, we ate Doritos, drank Mountain Dew, and played Halo.
I am officially 1337hardkorr360noskop.
You have become what you hate.

In the long run of your journey you didn't make it

you saw a light at the end

and placed your grave there

but if you stopped, it's okay, others will carry your work for you

because at that light...

Spoiler:
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Post by Archer Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:24 am

I'm thoroughly convinced you people are the reason I'm naive.

Not only have I actually gotten the dirty jokes the few times I've been on Skype but literally for the first time in nearly 19 years of ny life, I've had a dream regarding consensual sex.

And that's icky and boring. And something only a casual would dream about.

Gais pls send halp
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Post by Caelun_Niveus Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:01 am

Alpar wrote:And that's icky and boring. And something only a casual would dream about.

Gais pls send halp
What about consensual sex with a demon-grill who is more naive than you are?


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[9/23/2013 11:19:00 PM] Simply DA: I keep forgetting it's pronounced like "Sail"
[9/23/2013 11:19:11 PM] Alps: Isn't it "kael"?
[9/23/2013 11:21:13 PM] Simply DA: bastion tought me otherwise

Well DA, Bastion is wrong.  My name is pronunced how I want it to be.  And I had picked "Caelun/Kay-lyn"  Well before Bastion and Caelondia came out.  Incidentally, I feel no connection to Bastion's Cael Hammer and actually an minutely offended when other people make that connection for me.
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