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Post by Cloak on Sun May 18, 2014 3:56 pm

Since actually trying to balance a round didn't work, let's just fucking BREAK IT ALL.

This round is:

  • Role Madness
  • Bastard
  • Unbalanced
  • Completely Cringeworthy


That being said: Linked Halt Cause

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Post by Link Lab on Sun May 18, 2014 4:13 pm

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Post by Tael on Sun May 18, 2014 4:27 pm

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Post by DA on Sun May 18, 2014 4:36 pm

Let's dust off the ol' Mafia muscle, shall we?
[in]

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Post by French Connections on Sun May 18, 2014 4:42 pm

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Post by Zink120 on Sun May 18, 2014 4:58 pm

So very much [in]
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Post by Geno on Sun May 18, 2014 5:40 pm

I absolutely refuse to miss out on this.
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Post by Aboithagameboi on Sun May 18, 2014 6:18 pm

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Post by Scept on Sun May 18, 2014 7:04 pm

I think I need a break from Mafia. Sitting out.
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Post by Hunter Axel on Sun May 18, 2014 8:34 pm

orig[in]al the character
do not steal
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Post by MrNaleIt on Sun May 18, 2014 9:00 pm

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Post by StalinCommander on Mon May 19, 2014 12:34 am

[in]


Fukin fuck fucking fuckity fuck fuck.

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Post by StalinCommander on Mon May 19, 2014 1:56 am

...and this is breaking balance in more than one way, being the first game in a while that hasn't had the "Round Number: Round name" style of threadnaming.

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Post by French Connections on Mon May 19, 2014 6:26 am

StalinCommander wrote:...and this is breaking balance in more than one way, being the first game in a while that hasn't had the "Round Number: Round name"  style of threadnaming.  

He's just busting your balls. Wants to fuck with all the OCD people. xD
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Post by Cloak on Mon May 19, 2014 3:56 pm

French Connections wrote:
StalinCommander wrote:...and this is breaking balance in more than one way, being the first game in a while that hasn't had the "Round Number: Round name"  style of threadnaming.  

He's just busting your balls. Wants to fuck with all the OCD people. xD

THIS GUY GETS IT
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Post by Caelun_Niveus on Tue May 20, 2014 1:50 pm

Imma sit out. Need to get busy ironing out the story posts for my upcoming round.
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Post by Cloak on Wed May 21, 2014 7:04 pm

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Post by Cloak on Wed May 21, 2014 9:18 pm

A foul wind blows through the netherverse.
"The wingds of chang blow..."
"And your monologue sucks."

The two hedgehogs had been stuck here for a long time, and having two edgy
anti-heroes stuck in tight quarters was a recipe for disaster. Having your
awesome powers sucked away by ambient EMP storms wasn't exactly fun either.

"Well, it's your falt we're here in the first place, you moron! The least
you culd do is let me talk to myself in piece!"
"Listening to you talk is a nightmare! I can HEAR you misspelling words!"
"I HVAE DISEXLYA, SHUT UP."

A group of other misfits walks over. Excitement was hard to come by here.

"We havin' a fight? Give us a moment to get our bets set up!"
"Feh. No, this moron is just monologuing again."

A collective groan.

"Well, call us if anything interesting happens."

The moment the words leave his mouth, a portal tears open.

"... Ask and ye shall receive!"

With a cheer and the pounding of feet, the Forbidden Ones were free to roam the
Multiverse once again.

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Sonic was enjoying a nice chili dog in the park.
The breeze was gentle and pleasant, and the peanut gallery was nowhere in sight.

"Finally, some peace and quiet..."

Of course, being cursed to have an interesting life, the peace was torn asunder
mere moments later.

"FINALLY! Back to Mobius, where we belong!"

Sonic stared on, horrified that there might be even MORE minor characters
following him around now

"Hey, who's this guy? I don't think we brought him through with us."
"Sonic the Hedgehog, who're you chumps?"
"Sonic? THE Sonic?"
"The one and only!"
"I'm your son!"
"What."
"Me too!"
"I'm your daughter!"
"WHAT."
"We're from the future, but Neo Eggman locked us in the Netherverse!"
"WHAAAAAAT."
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

From the rift sprang a donut wearing a police uniform.

"You get your sorry butts back into the rift right now or else!"
"Damnit, it's Doughnut Steel! I thought we tossed you into the ocean!"
"Doughnuts float, boyo! And you're going back where you came from!"
"WHAAAAAAA-"
"And how are you going to do that old man?"
"Like THIS!"

Throwing a capsule on the ground, a puff of smoke shrouds them all.

"When this smoke clears, you won't be able to tell who's who! The only way
to get rid of me will be good old fashioned Democracy!"
"Democracy? Sign me up! I can't afford all this child support!"

And so, the game begins!

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Post by DA on Wed May 21, 2014 9:29 pm

Oooh! Oooh! Let's begin this thing! I've been dying for a round lately!
Let's start with the good ol' fashioned tradition of never trusting a frenchman, yes?
[vote French]

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Post by Tael on Wed May 21, 2014 10:37 pm

Nale's mafia, I can feel it in my colorful head spikes
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Post by Geno on Wed May 21, 2014 11:49 pm

HERE I ARRIVE, COARSER THAN THE REMAINDER OF THEM
THE UTMOST OF THEM, MORE RESILIENT THAN TANNED HIDE.
YOU CAN CALL ME KNIPPLES, UNLIKE BLONIC I DON'T LAUGH
I'D OTHERWISE FLEX MY STALIN.

this is the original score of my original song of my original character.
time for an original vote.

edit: do not steal

[abstain]


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Post by Link Lab on Thu May 22, 2014 3:39 am

[vote Geno] I mean, look at his name and his profile, he's clearly not an OC.

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Post by Hunter Axel on Thu May 22, 2014 11:05 am

I know someone who tells tall taels.

[vote tael]
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Post by MrNaleIt on Thu May 22, 2014 11:16 am

Tael accuesd me? I accues him!

[vote Tael]
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Post by French Connections on Thu May 22, 2014 12:34 pm

Geno wrote:HERE I ARRIVE, COARSER THAN THE REMAINDER OF THEM
THE UTMOST OF THEM, MORE RESILIENT THAN TANNED HIDE.
YOU CAN CALL ME KNIPPLES, UNLIKE BLONIC I DON'T LAUGH
I'D OTHERWISE FLEX MY STALIN.

[abstain]

YOU GOT KNUCKLES?! I hate you. ;__; My character blows in comparison. Q__Q
That said, [vote no lynch]
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