Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[11:13:03 PM] Axel X: wait a second. if he makes a new forum, then what happens to Church of Falcon?
[11:13:16 PM] Vatonnage: Archived into history
[11:13:22 PM] Vatonnage: Gets sent into the Throne of Heroes
[11:14:29 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Summoned as Avenger
[11:14:45 PM] Vatonnage: Angra Fuckyu
[11:15:05 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I laughed harder than I should have.

[11:29:35 PM] Jury: [11:28 PM] Prosecutor:

<<< "Alpar needs to deal with his subconscious desires edition. My subconscious can choke on an elephant cock.
[11:29:38 PM] Jury: Granberia is not my waifu
[11:29:41 PM] Jury: neither is Barkhorn.
[11:30:11 PM] Axel X: [11:29 PM] Jury:

<<< My subconscious can choke on an elephant cock.
Oh my! I didn't know you were into THAT,
Alpar.

[8:34:20 PM] Witness: http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1348013873298.gif
[8:34:48 PM] Witness: Courtesy of Nyu
[8:35:06 PM] TheStalinator: ....This is why Nyu is my favorite person in the forums.
[8:35:25 PM] TheStalinator: I'm StalinCommader and Nyu is my favorite store on the Citadel!
[8:35:47 PM] Witness: >Create thread named "The Citadel"
[8:36:17 PM | Edited 8:36:23 PM] Witness: "THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THE CITADEL"

StalinCommander wrote:[8:34:20 PM] Witness: http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1348013873298.gif
[8:34:48 PM] Witness: Courtesy of Nyu
[8:35:06 PM] TheStalinator: ....This is why Nyu is my favorite person in the forums.
[8:35:25 PM] TheStalinator: I'm StalinCommader and Nyu is my favorite store on the Citadel!
[8:35:47 PM] Witness: >Create thread named "The Citadel"
[8:36:17 PM | Edited 8:36:23 PM] Witness: "THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THE CITADEL"

Oh hey. Stalin Vs. Martians. Totally forgot about that game.

[6:33:51 PM] TheStalinator: I must admit. All the insanity makes this a fun round.
[6:34:28 PM] Cheif: Cheif yells into a box
[6:34:39 PM] Cheif: Cheif delivers box to the 4 of you
[6:34:50 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Daniel "Phoenix" NP opens box
[6:34:52 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Cookies!

[10:53:05 PM] TheStalinator: are you happy now
[10:53:08 PM] TheStalinator: I look like a dumbass
[10:53:24 PM] Cloak: I am very happy.
[10:53:30 PM] Cloak: This is karma at work.
[10:53:40 PM] Cloak: Isn't the universe grand?
[10:53:47 PM] TheStalinator: Fuck the universe.

[9:14:03 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: gonna go
[9:14:04 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: bye
[9:14:17 PM] Alps: Don't die.
[9:14:29 PM] Alps: Your chesticles need you.
[9:16:39 PM] Vatonnage: How do you know her cup size...?
[9:17:27 PM] Alps: Seen her on a cam and gave her advice on how to troll Phonics one afternon.
[9:18:23 PM] Vatonnage: ._.
[9:18:39 PM] Vatonnage: Um, anyway, need four more waifus
[9:18:46 PM] Alps: Oh calm down it's not what you probably think.
[9:18:55 PM] Mentlegen: It's Alpar
[9:18:58 PM] Mentlegen: she is safe.
[9:19:10 PM] Alps: Yep.
[9:19:15 PM] Alps: ...wait what does that mean.
[9:19:16 PM] Vatonnage: No she's not
[9:19:32 PM] Alps: MENT WAIT A MINUT U TRYIN TO CHEAT ME
[9:19:37 PM] Mentlegen: [9:19 PM] Alps:

<<< Yep.
...wait what does that mean.That's our Alpar!
[9:19:43 PM] Mentlegen: *canned laughter*
[9:19:57 PM] Vatonnage: Vatonnage changes the channel
[9:20:03 PM] Alps: AND NOW WE RETURN TO
[9:20:07 PM] Alps: ALL MY WAIFUS
[9:20:10 PM] Alps: Leo: "BABEH
[9:20:12 PM] Alps: I'M PREGGERS
[9:20:22 PM] Alps: BUT YOUR NOT THE FATHING. THE FATHERS IS ACTUALLY
[9:20:23 PM] Alps: EXCELLEN
[9:20:25 PM] Alps: NOT YOU RAYMOO."
[9:20:31 PM] Alps: Rofl: "HOOOOOOOOOOOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
[9:20:32 PM] Mentlegen: [9:19 PM] Alps:

<<< AND NOW WE RETURN TO
ALL MY WAIFUSMR. LEO SAYS
THE SHOW NEVER ENDS
[9:20:33 PM] Alps: I SAW HER FIRST."
[9:20:52 PM] Alps: WILL LEO BE ABLE TO CLAIM EXCELLEN AWAY FROM ROFL IN A SECRET MARRIAGE?
[9:21:02 PM] Alps: WILL MENT EVER ESCAPE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE AND CLAIM ALL ROFL'S WAIFUS BACK?
[9:21:05 PM] Alps: AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THIS?
[9:21:10 PM] Alps: TELEVISION GENERALLY HAS TERRIBLE WRITING.
[9:21:12 PM] Alps: GO OUTSIDE.
[9:22:51 PM] Mentlegen: And who's this mysterious masked gentleman called "Negeltnem", who threatens to steal all of Rofl waifus?!
[9:23:06 PM] Mentlegen: Is "threatens" actually a word?
[9:23:11 PM] Alps: He wears red
[9:23:12 PM] Mentlegen: Find out in the next episode
[9:23:13 PM] Alps: he's three times faster
[9:23:15 PM] Alps: but it's not a Char!
[9:23:32 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Our sources confirm that Threatens is in fact a word! Stay tuned for the rest of that shit though!
[9:23:44 PM] Mentlegen: What a tweest

[9/24/2012 3:13:01 PM] Link Lab: For the record, I only voted for you instead of Cloak for the lolz of having all the mods voting for the same person.
That being said, I'm not gonna save you. Far too suspicious. Hell, doing that in the first place was probably suspicious as hell.
[9/24/2012 3:13:36 PM] Vatonnage: IT WAS A CONSPIRACY
[9/24/2012 3:13:45 PM] Vatonnage: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
[9/24/2012 3:16:17 PM] Link Lab: I ONLY WENT ALONG WITH IT TO FIT IN WITH THE OTHER MODS!
I SWEAR!
[9/24/2012 3:17:27 PM | Edited 3:17:48 PM] Vatonnage: NO, YOU GUYS HAD IT OUT FOR ME FROM THE VERY START
WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU. IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME
[9/24/2012 3:17:32 PM] Vatonnage: Vatonnage reveals a bomb strapped to his chest
[9/24/2012 3:18:10 PM | Edited 3:18:43 PM] Link Lab: Link Lab looks around for something to save himself.
[9/24/2012 3:18:56 PM] Link Lab: Link Lab sees barrel.
[9/24/2012 3:19:24 PM] Vatonnage: :O
[9/24/2012 3:19:51 PM | Edited 3:22:19 PM] Link Lab: BARREL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! >:[
[9/24/2012 3:20:01 PM | Edited 3:20:11 PM] Link Lab: Link Lab throws barrel at Vat.
[9/24/2012 3:20:18 PM] Vatonnage: Barre-ELKGJALKJALWJGSDL;
[9/24/2012 3:20:34 PM] Vatonnage: Vatonnage falls and accidentally activates the trigger
[9/24/2012 3:20:59 PM] Link Lab: OH WAIT N-
[9/24/2012 3:21:28 PM] Vatonnage: *Forums blow up*
[9/24/2012 3:28:51 PM] Link Lab: ........I like how setting the record straight got the forums blown up in less than 10 minutes.
[9/24/2012 3:29:53 PM] Vatonnage: >Halolz mafia in charge of setting records straight
[9/24/2012 3:32:16 PM] Link Lab: I blame the barrel.

[11:29:00 PM] Yoshi: my god you people...
[11:30:44 PM] Axel X: what now?
[11:30:59 PM] Yoshi: why would any of you revive the skype thread from the dead forums?
[11:31:14 PM] Yoshi: documenting insanity is just wrong.
[11:31:27 PM | Edited 11:31:34 PM] Yoshi: it's like giving axel a sasuage and a flamethrower
[11:31:36 PM] Axel X: wait what?
[11:31:42 PM] Yoshi: don't question it
[11:31:59 PM] TheStalinator: ....
[11:32:06 PM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator gives Axel a sausage and a flamethrower
[11:32:21 PM] Yoshi: ...
[11:32:32 PM] Yoshi: You just...want to defy me don't you commy boy.
[11:32:56 PM] Axel X: Axel X finds they can be used with CQC
[11:33:09 PM] Axel X: Awesome
[11:33:21 PM] Yoshi: Demmet now he's an unarmed master!
[11:35:42 PM] Yoshi: This is why we do not give ideas to the commy...or have nice things
[11:37:04 PM] Axel X: Axel X holds Yoshi up with the sausage
[11:37:12 PM] Axel X: Speak!
[11:37:18 PM] Yoshi: Oh god the implications
[11:37:29 PM] Yoshi: Bark!
[11:39:22 PM] Axel X: Axel X throws Yoshi to the floor
[11:39:50 PM] Yoshi: Yoshi does the dinosaur
[11:40:12 PM] Axel X: Axel X equips the flamethrower
[11:40:27 PM] Yoshi: Fuck he's a pyro now!
[11:40:39 PM | Edited 11:40:46 PM] Axel X: Axel X equips gas mask
[11:40:46 PM] Yoshi: He's being fueled by visions of candy and sparkly things
[11:41:02 PM] Yoshi: WE LOOK LIKE BABIES TO HIM!
[11:41:16 PM] Axel X: Isn't that the heavy?
[11:41:55 PM] Yoshi: no no,to heavy we are babies
[11:42:22 PM] Yoshi: To pyro we are drug induced visions of babies
[11:42:35 PM] Axel X: Ah
[11:43:10 PM] Axel X: Axel X unequips the gas mask
[11:43:18 PM] Axel X: Axel X equips spacesuit
[11:43:22 PM] Axel X: I AM THE FURY!
[11:43:29 PM] Axel X: Axel X torches the chat
[11:43:30 PM] Yoshi: .___.
[11:43:43 PM] Yoshi: THE CHAT IS ONE FIRE!

-Rofl playing fourth Ace Attorney case-

[18:23:26] Getter Rofl: Do I just present the bullet now?
[18:23:39] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Which part is it?
[18:23:41] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Screencap
[18:23:49] Getter Rofl: The evidence that proves Karma was shot
[18:23:55] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Ah
[18:24:09] Tetsujin 28 Grash: No
[18:24:11] Tetsujin 28 Grash: There is one easy way
[18:24:17] Tetsujin 28 Grash: What does a bullet consist of?
[18:24:22] Getter Rofl: Metal?
[18:24:26] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Yep
[18:24:28] Getter Rofl: ...
[18:24:38] Getter Rofl: Wait, why do I still have a metal detector?
[18:24:41] Tetsujin 28 Grash: YEAP
[18:24:44] Getter Rofl: I thought I was borrowing it

-some time later-

[18:44:23] Getter Rofl: ...
[18:44:28] Getter Rofl: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[18:44:31] Tetsujin 28 Grash: YEAP
[18:44:35] Tetsujin 28 Grash: YEEEEEEEEEEEAP
[18:44:39] Tetsujin 28 Grash: HE IS THE REASON
[18:44:46 | 18:44:47を編集しました] Tetsujin 28 Grash: ACE ATTORNEY STARTED
[18:45:00] Getter Rofl: FUCKING LARRY
[12:45:47 PM] Alps: babby's first ace attorney

[00:31:26] "Miracle" Gourmet: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o2_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o3_1280.jpg
alpar.jpg
[00:33:45] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Yeah
[00:33:59] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Me in charge of technullogees
[00:48:55] Mentlegen: [00:33] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< Yeah
Me in charge of technullogees
Waaaaait
[00:49:21] Mentlegen: did you really think Rofl's links were mocking your problems with technology?
[00:49:49] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: More or less.
[00:50:03] "Miracle" Gourmet: pfffffffffffffahahahaha
[00:50:03] "Miracle" Gourmet: pfffffffffffffahahahaha
[00:50:22] "Miracle" Gourmet: [00:31] "Miracle" Gourmet: <<<
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o2_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw0wp54gI1rrfi85o3_1280.jpg
alpar.jpg
take a closer look, alpar
[00:50:39] Mentlegen: Bahahahahahahaha
[00:50:42] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Khangon
[00:51:36] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Sorry but what am I missing?
[00:52:00] Mentlegen: HE IS NOT GOING TO FIX THE CABLE
[00:52:01] "Miracle" Gourmet: (oh my god this is even funnier than I could've dreamed it would be)
[00:52:17] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: OH. OHHHHHHHHHHH.
[00:52:22] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: FFFFFFFFFFF I
[00:52:22] Mentlegen: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[00:52:26] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: WOW.
[00:52:29] "Miracle" Gourmet: [00:52] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< OH. OHHHHHHHHHHH.
and the moment of realization happens
[00:52:30] Mentlegen: PLEASE TELL ME
[00:52:34] Mentlegen: YOU ARE NOT JOKING
[00:52:40] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: IM NOT
[00:52:44 | Edited 00:52:48] "Miracle" Gourmet: my sides are splitting on their own
[00:52:46] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: IM LAUGHING TOO.
[00:53:42] "Miracle" Gourmet: it became meta


>Alpar Shirou

[10:28:28 AM] TheStalinator: ...I want to play Borderlands 2 but I don't have money
[10:29:14 AM] Son Of a Shepard: http://images.4chan.org/m/src/1348758873983.png
well, there's only one thing to do then
[10:37:59 AM] TheStalinator: Put on a cape and rob a bank?
[10:38:10 AM] TheStalinator: Or headshot someone with a laser cannon?
[10:38:15 AM] TheStalinator: Cause that seems overkill
[10:39:53 AM] Son Of a Shepard: both
[10:40:16 AM] TheStalinator: Okay then!
[10:40:24 AM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator puts on his cape and grabs a laser cannon.
[10:40:28 AM] TheStalinator: Lets do this.
[11:45:20 AM | Edited 11:47:22 AM] The Gallery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ccesBgyK5Y&feature=g-all-u
Remember when Halolz was all about the hYes?
[11:55:13 AM] Axel X: So how is Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn?
[11:55:29 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Path of Radiance is amazing
[11:55:43 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Radiant Dawn is still great, but hit-and-miss in places.
[11:57:31 AM] Mysterious Masked Gentleman: Mysterious Masked Gentleman busts in, smelling of concrete dust and gunpowder.
[11:57:36 AM] Mysterious Masked Gentleman: GUYS I ROBBED THE BANK, IT WAS SWEET!
[11:57:44 AM] Mysterious Masked Gentleman: I shot a police cheif with a laser.
[11:57:51 AM] Mysterious Masked Gentleman: Mysterious Masked Gentleman pulls off mask to reveal
[11:58:00 AM] TheStalinator: It was me.
[11:58:09 AM] Leonidas Eliades: [12:57:44 PM] Mysterious Masked Gentleman: It was me.
[11:58:13 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Reimu?
[11:58:18 AM] TheStalinator: Yes. Behind the mask.
[11:58:22 AM] TheStalinator: Was another mask.
[11:58:49 AM] TheStalinator: I thank Rolf for the idea. Here's your cut of the cash, Shepard boy.
[11:58:54 AM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator tosses a sack at Rofl
[11:59:32 AM] Axel X: [11:57 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< Yes. Behind the mask.
Was another mask.Mask☆DeMasque?
[11:59:35 AM] TheStalinator: Now. To go buy Borderlands 2.
[11:59:41 AM] TheStalinator: Tally Ho, gents.

Rediscovered this thing. It's apparently Orion's version from the nicknames used.

[10:32:42 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Holy cannoli
[10:32:54 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Utawarerumono just got to 19.5%
[10:33:16 PM] Spark Vatdrill: How can my processor handle this
[10:33:27 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Crescent GrizzLeo pulls Vat over for speeding
[10:33:34 PM] Spark Vatdrill: fffffffffffffffffff-
[10:33:40 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Spark Vatdrill goes directly to jail
[10:33:40 PM] Crush CRoflsh: I'll do this tomorrow...
[10:33:44 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Spark Vatdrill does not pass Go
[10:33:46 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Son, do you know how fast you were downloading?
[10:33:51 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Spark Vatdrill does not collect $200
[10:33:57 PM] spplmj: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/211/086/35ed1x.jpg
[10:34:11 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: This is a 1 kB/s zone
[10:34:21 PM] Blaze Phoenix: g2g
[10:34:23 PM] Blaze Phoenix: night guys
[10:34:25 PM] Spark Vatdrill: I-I'm sorry, officer
[10:34:26 PM] spplmj: night
[10:34:27 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Night
[10:34:27 PM] Spark Vatdrill: G'night Nick
[10:34:29 PM] Crush CRoflsh: Bye
[10:34:34 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Later Phoenix
[10:34:36 PM] Spark Vatdrill: I swore I thought the sign said MB
[10:34:47 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Crescent GrizzLeo pepper-sprays Vat
[10:34:50 PM] Spark Vatdrill: DJFLAJGELJNSDLKNDF.LAJFKLEJKL;AJLF
[10:34:53 PM] Spark Vatdrill: MY CYBER EYES
[10:34:57 PM] spplmj: POLICE BRUTALITY!
[10:35:12 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Crescent GrizzLeo pepper-sprays spplmj
[10:35:16 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Vat's download is the wan %
[10:35:18 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Any more witnesses?
[10:35:27 PM] spplmj: HAH jokes on you! I have no Is!
[10:35:45 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Curse your lack of vwls
[10:35:46 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: Crescent GrizzLeo pepper-sprays spplmj's pp
[10:35:52 PM] Crescent GrizzLeo: You asked for that one.
[10:35:53 PM] spplmj: OH GOD IT BURNS!

[2:56:09 PM] Leonidas Eliades: http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kentarou-and-miki.jpg.jpeg
Sure is FABULOUS in here
[2:58:23 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: >Implying Treize Khrushrinada isn't more fabulous
[2:58:44 PM] Leonidas Eliades: >Implying anything is more fabulous than Demon Kentarou
[2:59:10 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: If I remember right, in Z2, Treize literally has a skill named "Fabulous"
[2:59:46 PM] Mentlegen: Demon Kentarou is fabulousness itself.
[2:59:56 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: BUT DOES HE HAVE A FABULOUS SKILL
[3:00:14 PM] Mentlegen: HE IS
[3:00:17 PM] Mentlegen: THE FABULOUSNESS
[3:00:21 PM] Mentlegen: A SKILL SI POINTLESS
[3:00:28 PM] Mentlegen: AND HE HAS
[3:00:29 PM] Leonidas Eliades: http://t.fireden.net/t/fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Kentarou-the-FABULOUS.png.png
FABULOUS.png
[3:00:32 PM] Mentlegen: KENTAROU-KUN SLASH
[3:00:37 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: ...
[3:00:47 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Welp
[3:00:53 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: I'd say it's a tie then
[3:01:09 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: And the fuck are those blue linesheep
[3:01:27 PM] Mentlegen: A pleb like you wouldn't understand just how fabulous they are.
[3:01:42 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: I think it goes well with his suit
[3:01:45 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: BUT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
[3:01:49 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: That's what I'm wondering
[3:01:49 PM] Leonidas Eliades: They are fabulous
[3:01:52 PM] Leonidas Eliades: That's what they are
[3:01:56 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Not that
[3:01:57 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Species
[3:02:15 PM] Mentlegen: Fabulos fabulousis
[3:02:26 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: You guys're doing this on purpose
[3:02:28 PM | Edited 3:02:31 PM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: I'm outta here
[3:02:31 PM] Mentlegen: What
[3:02:32 PM] Mentlegen: no
[3:02:36 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I'm doing this on fabulous

[10:39:10 PM] Prosecutor: [Friday, September 28, 2012 11:53 PM] Prosecutor:

<<< >Get Rofl role
>Actually a pretty nice role, almost bulletproof but in one day anyone that targets me has 25% chance of dying
>Bluff so the mafia wastes a second kill on you
>It works
>Doctor protects me on the same day: this doctor has 100% chance of killing anyone who attacks his patient
>The Doctor hits my 25% chance and is Roflucked to death
>The mafioso is safe from the doctor's power and manages to hit me without activating the 25% chance event

Your
fucking
luck.
[10:39:14 PM] Prosecutor: Was this even what happened?
[10:39:22 PM] Prosecutor: I didn't check all roles.
[10:39:38 PM] TheStalinator: Yep, that's what happened.
[10:39:43 PM] Prosecutor: Wow
[10:39:48 PM] Defense Attorney: [10:34 PM] Prosecutor:

<<< We need less special roles
[10:39:51 PM] Defense Attorney: this
[10:39:56 PM] Jury: Well
[10:40:02 PM] Jury: Halolz mafia was obviously going to be a cluster of those.
[10:40:02 PM] Defense Attorney: >says the one who's last round had 1 normal role
[10:40:02 PM] Zyquux: [10:38 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Yep, that's what happened.;_;
[10:40:05 PM] Jury: Can't say we didn't see it comin.
[10:40:11 PM] Prosecutor: I was so focused on stealing Rofl's waifus that I became Rofl
[10:40:15 PM] Prosecutor: luck included
[10:40:23 PM] Jury: Pffffffffffffft.

[1:40:07 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I LIVE
[1:41:42 AM] Axel X: DIE MONSTER
[1:41:55 AM] Axel X: YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
[1:42:02 AM] Axel X: But seriously, hi Phoenix
[1:42:12 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I WAS ONCE AGAIN GIVEN INTERNET
[1:42:38 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: MY LAPTOP WAS BROUGHT BACK BY MERE COLLEGE STUDENTS WHO FIXES COMPUTERS FOR FREE
[1:42:47 AM | Edited 1:43:12 AM] Simply DA: COLLEGE STUDENTS? YOU STEAL MEN'S VOTES AND MAKE THEM CONFUSED!
[1:43:10 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAME FOR ALL POLITICS
[1:43:33 AM] Simply DA: YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL.
TOWNIES ILL NEED A PLAYER SUCH AS YOU!
[1:44:18 AM] Axel X: WHAT IS A TOWNIE?! A MISERABLE PILE OF ABSTAIN! BUT ENOUGH TALK...INSTALYNCH
[1:44:26 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHAT IS A PLAYER? A MISERABLE PILE OF CLOAKLOGIC
[1:44:32 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: BUT ENOUGH TALK
[1:44:41 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ABSTAIN!
[1:45:05 AM] Simply DA: someone skypethread this shit
[1:45:34 AM] Axel X: All of it?
[1:45:48 AM] Nyu-Shark: ALL

Spoiler:

[11:42:02 PM] Simply DA: ò_ó
[11:42:25 PM] Zyquux: o_o
[11:42:34 PM] spplmj: 0_0
[11:42:36 PM] Cloak: o^o
[11:42:42 PM] Axel X: o.o
[11:42:44 PM] Simply DA: ó_ò
[11:43:00 PM] spplmj: *_*
[11:43:02 PM] Zyquux:
O O
.__
[11:43:11 PM | Edited 11:43:16 PM] Cloak:
_ _
.3

[11:56:51 PM] spplmj: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/728445/justin-bieber-playable-in-nba-2k13-with-video/
I have no face and I must reaction
[11:57:10 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA rises from his seat
[11:57:22 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA opens the room's door
[11:57:28 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA walks to the front door and opens it
[11:57:33 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA walks outside
[11:57:39 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA walks continuously
[11:57:46 PM] Simply DA: Simply DA sits at the train tracks
[11:58:01 PM] Simply DA: ...OH GOD DAMN IT, I FORGOT THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY TRAINS CIRCULATING HERE!!
[11:59:02 PM] Axel X: Oh DA, we all know you wanted any excuse you could to get out of hosting mafia.

[3:24:10 PM] Alpar: Hey DA
[3:24:19 PM] Alpar: how did you make your temp forums?
[3:29:46 PM] Simply DA: All you have to do is take a cup of Halolz
[3:29:48 PM] Simply DA: Add it to the mix
[3:29:56 PM] Simply DA: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
[3:30:02 PM] Simply DA: A mafia game, just a pinch
[3:30:08 PM] Alpar: >_>
[3:30:09 PM] Alpar: nosrsly
[3:30:09 PM] Simply DA: Making these boards is such a sinch
[3:30:17 PM] Simply DA: Add a teaspon of Paranoia
[3:30:21 PM] Simply DA: Add a little more
[3:30:25 PM] Simply DA: Then you count to four
[3:30:31 PM] Simply DA: And you never stop abstaining!
[3:30:32 PM] Simply DA: MAFIA
[3:30:38 PM] Simply DA: So fun and lulzy
[3:30:39 PM] Simply DA: MAFIA
[3:30:49 PM] Simply DA: Cloaklogic's klutzy
[3:30:50 PM] Simply DA: MAFIA
[3:30:54 PM] Simply DA: MAFIA, MAFIA, MAFIAAA!!!!
[3:31:07 PM] Alpar: Remind me when you move to either Canada or U.S.
[3:31:11 PM] Simply DA: ooh, so getting this on skype thread
[3:31:12 PM] Alpar: I'll be sure to plant a mine where you live.
[3:31:18 PM] Simply DA: Danke.

[10:41:57 PM] TheStalinator: Why.
[10:42:02 PM] TheStalinator: why is symbiotic titain.
[10:42:04 PM] TheStalinator: why.
[10:42:05 PM] TheStalinator: WHY.
[10:42:09 PM] TheStalinator: WHY IS THUNDERCATS.
[10:42:10 PM] TheStalinator: WHY
[10:42:16 PM] TheStalinator: I DESPISE BOTH OF THESE SHOWS
[10:42:41 PM] *** TheStalinator has changed the conversation picture. ***
[10:42:56 PM] *** TheStalinator has changed the conversation topic to "I AM SO ANGRY I LACK AN APPROPRIATE REACTION IMAGE http://nazr.in/1AB" ***
[10:47:14 PM] Freeman: Can somewan translate what he just said?
[10:47:56 PM] Defense Attorney: Certainly
[10:48:19 PM | Edited 10:48:25 PM] Dancing Lobster: wan is the update comwan up
[10:48:25 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: 私は適切な反応、イメージの欠如怒っている
[10:48:36 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wow now I'm getting squares...
[10:48:37 PM] Siberianator: CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG'
[10:48:53 PM] Defense Attorney: "Por qué.
por que es el titain simbiótico.
por qué.
POR QUÉ.
POR QUÉ THUNDERCATS.
POR QUÉ
ODIO ÉSTOS DOS SHOWS"
[10:49:01 PM] Jury: [10:48 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< 私は適切な反応、イメージの欠如怒っているI can't katakana
[10:49:02 PM] Jury: what's it say?
[10:49:25 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: its a mixture of katakana, hiragana, and kanji
[10:49:28 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: it says
[10:49:44 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I AM SO ANGRY I LACK AN APPROPRIATE REACTION IMAGE
[10:49:55 PM] Siberianator: It says...
[10:49:57 PM] Jury: ...how do you pronounce that in Japanese?

[8:51:12 PM] Leonidas Eliades: ...Holy shit, Alpar, that was slow.
[8:51:16 PM] Alps: Eh?
[8:51:17 PM] Alps: What was?
[8:52:24 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [11:23:57 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Wanna hear a joke?
[11:24:18 PM] Roflcopter419: A joke?
[11:24:23 PM] Roflcopter419: What sort of joke?
[11:24:27 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Just a quick one.
[11:24:31 PM] Roflcopter419: k
[11:24:32 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Here it is:
[11:24:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
[11:24:44 PM] Roflcopter419: Lol
[11:24:51 PM] Alpar: ....
[11:24:51 PM] Kergeros: i dont even

*much later*

[11:41:53 PM] Alpar: Ohhhhhh
[11:41:54 PM] Alpar: I get it.
[11:42:11 PM] Roflcopter419: Slowpar is slow
[11:42:25 PM] Alpar: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Wolfist.
[11:42:27 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I don't have a Slowpoke picture slow enough for that, Alpar.
[11:42:36 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I'll get back to you in two years.
[11:42:45 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Maybe.
[11:42:47 PM] Alpar: Let's see if he actually remembers this XD
[11:42:51 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I'll probably forget in two minutes.
[11:42:55 PM] Alpar: Yep.
[11:42:58 PM] Roflcopter419: Write it down somewhere
[8:52:36 PM] Alps: ...
[8:52:38 PM] Alps: where...
[8:52:41 PM] Alps: why did you dig that out?
[8:52:47 PM] Leonidas Eliades: It was two years ago.
[8:52:48 PM] Alps: ....
[8:52:49 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Like I said.
[8:52:50 PM] Alps: FRIGGIN
[8:52:51 PM] Alps: OH HELL
[8:52:53 PM] Alps: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL.
[8:52:55 PM] Alps: MAN
[8:53:00 PM] Alps: I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT-
[8:53:02 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[8:53:04 PM] Alps: MAN
[8:53:06 PM] Alps: I WAS LIKE
[8:53:09 PM] Alps: "WASN'T IT ALREADY TWO YEARS?
[8:53:12 PM] Alps: I GUESS LEO FORGOT."
[8:53:15 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Two years ago today?
[8:53:17 PM] Alps: I GUESS I JUST LOST TRACK OF DATE.
[8:53:19 PM] Alps: TWO YEARS AGO
[8:53:20 PM] Alps: TODAY.
[8:53:23 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: jesus
[8:53:27 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I have it saved as 10-8-2012, so yes
[8:53:36 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[8:53:37 PM] Alps: WOW.
[8:53:39 PM] Alps: JUST-
[8:53:41 PM] Alps: wait
[8:53:45 PM] Alps: does this mean I'm getting faster?
[8:53:49 PM] Alps: Or did my slowness just move to Cloak?
[8:54:13 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: he fixes the cable.gif
[8:54:16 PM] Alps: Oh shut up.
[8:54:35 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Also, Kerg is in that conversation
[8:54:41 PM] Alps: I know right.
[8:54:54 PM | Edited 8:54:57 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Man, it's been a while since that happened
[8:55:19 PM] Alps: Geez louise.
[8:55:26 PM] Alps: I thought it'd already been two years past that point.

This isn't from halolz but it's just SMASHING.

[General Discussion]: Skittles has entered at 11:32 pm
[Lawllys Sasquat] 11:32 pm: I only own my own dick right now.
[General Discussion]: Skittles has left at 11:32 pm

[23:13:01] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: >Wreck it Ralph confirmed for Skrillex
[23:13:03] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: nope
[23:13:06] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: nopnopenopenope
[23:13:08] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: gonna watch it still anyway but NOPE.
[23:13:27] Daifuku: [23:12] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< >Wreck it Ralph confirmed for Skrillex
WHY
[23:13:29] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: >all the vidya cameos are just cameos in one world
[23:13:31] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: lame.
[23:13:38] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: [23:13] spplmj: <<< When is Activision gonna make Dubstep Hero?
Please never...
[23:13:43] Mentlegen: [23:13] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< >Wreck it Ralph confirmed for Skrillex
Guy responsible for the soundtrack: "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"
[23:13:51] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: PFFT.
[23:13:59] Daifuku: ....

[11:47:42 PM] Crimson: My little pig giraffes, my little pig giraffes
[11:47:46 PM] Crimson: aaaaaaaaaAAAAaaah~
[11:48:46 PM] Scept: Scept faints.
[11:48:52 PM] Zyquux: My little pig giraffes!
I used to wonder what Darwinism could be
Then you showed your science to me!
[11:49:02 PM] Crimson: Giant Eyes!
[11:49:13 PM] Scept: Really long necks!
[11:49:27 PM] Crimson: Hooves that somehow grip shit
[11:50:11 PM] Zyquux: Counfounding scientists, it's an easy feat!
[11:51:15 PM] Scept: And extinction makes it all complete!
[11:51:39 PM] Crimson: My little pig giraffes!
You know you are all genetic disasteeeeers!
[11:52:11 PM] Scept: Scept fainted!

[10/30/2012 11:51:47 PM] spplmj: >Assassin's Creed 3
>Gamestop edition
>Wal-mart edition
Jesus Christ
[10/30/2012 11:52:11 PM] spplmj: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Assassin-s-Creed-3-PS3-w-Wal-Mart-Exclusive-Bonus-Added-In-Game-Mission-A-Dangerous-Secret/22012403
http://www.gamestop.com/ps3/games/assassins-creed-iii-gamestop-edition/99631
[10/30/2012 11:52:12 PM | Edited 11:52:20 PM] Leonidas Eliades: >Not available: Assassin's Creed 3: Dignity Editon
[10/30/2012 11:52:52 PM] Simply DA: >AssCreed3 - Babbage's Edition
[10/30/2012 11:53:03 PM] Cloak: https://d.facdn.net/art/vivacity/1351654607.vivacity_asdfadfasdfs3.png
Mandatory Hnngh Break.
[10/30/2012 11:53:12 PM] Simply DA: >AssCreed3 - gog.com edition
[10/30/2012 11:53:12 PM] spplmj: >tfw the Babbage's that used to be in the mall shut down
[10/30/2012 11:53:26 PM] Simply DA: >AssCreed3 - Game Planet edition
[10/30/2012 11:53:36 PM] Simply DA: >AssCreed3 - Blockbuster edition
[10/30/2012 11:53:46 PM] spplmj: >AssCreed3 - Jim's yard sale edition
[10/30/2012 11:53:59 PM] Zyquux: >AssCreed3 - Costco Edition
[10/30/2012 11:54:10 PM] spplmj: >Amazon.com edition
[10/30/2012 11:54:12 PM] Zyquux: You get 10 copies of the game for the price of half
[10/30/2012 11:54:21 PM] Simply DA: >AssCreed3 - Subway edition
[10/30/2012 11:54:38 PM] spplmj: >Mtn Dew and Doritos edition
[10/30/2012 11:54:53 PM] Simply DA: >Alpar edition
[10/30/2012 11:54:56 PM] Scept: >Froot Loops edition
[10/30/2012 11:55:09 PM] Zyquux: >Lucky Charms edition
[10/30/2012 11:55:26 PM] Simply DA: >General Mills Edition: Packaged in every box of Cheerios!
[10/30/2012 11:55:30 PM] spplmj: >Forums edition
Awating Patch to fix game breaking bug
[10/30/2012 11:55:52 PM] Simply DA: >SoulEater edition
[10/30/2012 11:56:00 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Schrödinger's Edition
Either comes with DLC or doesn't, you don't know until you open it.
[10/30/2012 11:56:19 PM] spplmj: and then you find out its on-disc DLC
[10/30/2012 11:56:30 PM] Zyquux: That's the Capcom edition
[10/30/2012 11:56:57 PM] Zyquux: Valve Edition: Doesn't exist
[10/30/2012 11:57:07 PM] Simply DA: >NIS America edition
I'd... actually buy that
[10/30/2012 11:57:07 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Gameindustri Edition
You don't actually get to play it, but you do get to talk to Nepgear while she plays it.
[10/30/2012 11:57:25 PM] spplmj: [Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:57 PM] Zyquux:

<<< Valve Edition: Doesn't existCost 80% less and comes with free hats
[10/30/2012 11:57:31 PM] Simply DA: >From Software Edition
Expect lots of Mecha and high difficulty
[10/30/2012 11:58:12 PM] Zyquux: Lucasarts Edition: Guest star is Mickey
[10/30/2012 11:58:21 PM] Zyquux: (yay topical humor)
[10/30/2012 11:58:30 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Type-MOON Edition
Ezio can kill servants. Discuss.
[10/30/2012 11:58:39 PM | Edited 11:58:40 PM] Simply DA: >GameFreak edition
"President of the United States of America, let me inform you that I AM ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE"
[10/30/2012 11:58:51 PM] Cloak: Prepare to Die edition
[10/30/2012 11:59:04 PM] Cloak: My Body is Ready Edition
[10/30/2012 11:59:28 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Assassin's Creed 3 Edition
Comes with on-disc disc
[10/30/2012 11:59:36 PM] Simply DA: MY SIDES
[12:00:04 AM] Scept: *snrk*
[12:00:08 AM] Simply DA: >Nicalis edition
with lazy importing jobs, crappy translations, upscaled graphics and botched soundtrack and features.
[12:00:22 AM] Zyquux: [Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:59 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< Assassin's Creed 3: Assassin's Creed 3 Edition
Comes with on-disc discYou get the DLC on disc, but you have to download the main game
[12:00:34 AM] Zyquux: (For an extra $60)
[12:01:17 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Bethesda Edition
Special unlockable outfit where there's an arrow sticking out of your knee, if you can even see it through all the glitches
[12:01:21 AM] spplmj: >/sp/ edition
Constant USA vs Europe bickering
oh wait
[12:01:28 AM] Simply DA: >Atlus Edition
You'll hafta wait 2 months for Assassin's Creed 3: FES to complete the story
[12:01:52 AM] Zyquux: >Roguelike edition
[12:02:01 AM] Cloak: Assassins Creed 3: Do it for Her Edition
[12:02:02 AM | Edited 12:02:12 AM] Simply DA: [12:02 AM] Zyquux:

<<< >Roguelike editionbuy a new game once you die
[12:02:29 AM] Zyquux: [12:02 AM] Cloak:

<<< Assassins Creed 3: Do it for Her Edition>not doing her edition
[12:02:36 AM | Edited 12:02:40 AM] Zyquux: (Oh wait that was AC 2)
[12:02:37 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Matrix Edition
Choose, Desmond. The red states, or the blue states.
[12:03:34 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Fire Emblem Edition
Every enemy you kill has a full backstory and individual personality.
[12:03:42 AM] Simply DA: Nana On-Sha edition:
SLIT, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
IF YOU WANNA STEALTH ME, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
THE THINGS I SNEAK YA ARE SURE TO BEAT YA
BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU GET A TEACHING FROM TEACHA
NOW SNEAK!
[12:04:13 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Alicesoft Edition
Nin-nin.
[12:04:50 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Assassin Girl Quest Edition
Hora hora, my hidden blade will send you straight to heaven.
[12:04:50 AM] Zyquux: Kinect edition
Self explanatory