Round 64: Jet Set Mafia Future

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Here it is, comin' right at ya!

JET SET RADIO!

Man did things get cuhrayzey in this round! Nearly a six way split between the Rudies. Then outta nowhere came Nale! He was the one who put the final one on Frenchy's coffin! Lemme tell ya, that's punny as hell!

It was a hell of a lot different from the last round. By a landslide did Cube find herself in some hot water! Rhythm found herself quite unlucky that same night. I guess that's what people mean by "ladies first"! Ha ha!

Well would you look at that! The GGs lynched their dog! No, no, no! Not like my dawgs but their dog! Seems they couldn't trust a pup to help handle things!

Last night was reeeeeal quiet...UNTIL they found the leader of the GGs gone missin'! Damn son! Rokkaku isn't playin' around if they went straight after Corn! Wonder if the rest of them Rudies can hold it together.

If you GGs are listenin' to this, you guys gotta get it together! The streets are countin' on ya!

You are Pots. You're a doge. No really! Dawg, it's up to you to help sniff out those Rokkaku goons that are hiding out in the streets. No one seems sure how a dog with shades and skates will be helpful but you'll find a way.

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

You are Corn. As leader of the GGs, you can exert your authority and add an extra vote to the tally via PM. Also as leader, you'll need to work hard to beat Rokkaku and his forces.

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

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It's that time again! The numbah one station in Tokyo!

JET SET RADIO!

Oh yeah and I bet all of ya are just dyin' to hear today's results! Let's get right to it!

So whilst I was havin' turkey and stuffing, looks like some of ya'll gave just a little bit extra on the streets out there. Lookin' at these results, I swear some of ya'll love to make ties just for fun! Came down to our two boys, Aboi and Stalin!

So who got the short end of the stick this time? None other than Aboi. Or should I say, Poison Jam! One of their goons was still runnin' around the streets! Turns out he was sprayin' graffiti all over the streets, which had an extra secret ingredient.  Spray enough of that stuff and you'd have the whole streets laughin to death. Literally!

Cube herself hadn't completely lost touch with her old crew and was hopin' to own the streets with them after the two sides had worn each other down.

Not bad, not bad. But there's still what happened last night. While Gum was up last night givin' one of her boys some lessons, she was ambushed and taken away into the night. Spooky stuff is goin' on but no one knows how to catch 'em.

You've stopped one threat, but now it's time to take on the big boys! The next round begins now suckas!

You are Poison Jam. You're what's left after the GGs gave you a thrashing and trashed your place. But that doesn't make you any less dangerous than before.

Should you survive the fight between GGs and Rokkaku, victory belongs to you.

You are Gum. Word out on the street is that you've left a trail of broken hearts in your path. But that doesn't mean you don't care about your crew. You're role in this game is jailkeeper. Each night, you can choose to block and protect one person that night from any actions they do or actions targeting them.

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

You are Cube. Formerly you were the leader of Poison Jam. After getting spanked by the GGs, you decided to run with them for a while. But that doesn't mean you're done being in charge.

If both you AND Poison Jam survive until either side is defeated. Only the two of you win. However should Poison Jam and Rokkaku fall, you'll win with the town, regardless of being dead or alive.

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The craziest station on this side of the third dimension, the music that gets you out of your bed in the mornin'!

JET SET RADIO!

Well, well, well...the GGs blew it on yesterday's lynch. So what do they do after gettin' rid of Poison Jam? They get rid of their own personal Robo-Stalin, Roboy!

Ha, ha! But this is where it gets good! Turns out, Roboy hit his self destruct button and boy oh boy did that turn out well. Turns out Link was caught in the blast, and get this: he was really Rokkaku Gouji! Yeah, the current big man of Tokyo?! THAT Rokkaku!

Man that was one close call. I was sweatin in places you don't even wanna know about!

But it seems even with the big man gone, someone's still takin' out the GGs! Who could it be?!

Some say whoever's doin' this looks suspiciously like Beat. And wouldn't you know it, even Beat's gone missin'!

Someone's gotta stop this!

[Strange activity is heard over the radio]

Hey! Who the hell are you sucka?!
Get offah me!

Hey! HELP! Someone's tryin' to take over the radio station!

Don't touch that punk! You son of a bi-

You are Roboy. Corn found you out in some junkyard and fixed you right up. You always found yourself superior to those apes, and don't trust them either. Should you be killed via lynch, you'll be able to choose to take someone with you.

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

You are Rokkaku Goji. You're the top man that bought his way into office and turn the police into your own personal guard. Your tired of those street punks ruining your perfect city. You vow to destroy them once and for all.

Work with [youwilllsee] to outnumber those punks and win!

You are Beat. You joined the GGs in order to find some more excitement within the group insead of striking it out on your own.

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

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[Being the only one left, Yoyo was quickly taken care of by the remnants of Rokkaku's forces, now sporting a robotic look to their numbers. His loyal 'children' continued to hunt down the rest of the mischievous children that roamed the streets.

Soon they had revived the fatally injured Rokkaku from his slumber and together, he and his forces soon took over Tokyo, then Japan....then the world.]

You are Yoyo. You've got yourself a silver tongue there. But words alone won't make you big on the streets! It's you against the world out there!

Stop those Rokkaku punks from messing up your crew!

You are Zero Beat. You're a mechanical doppleganger of Beat. Created to go against the GGs, you work with your 'father' Rokkaku Goji and do whatever pleases him.

Work with Link to outnumber those punks and win!