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Re: Random Stuff & Shitpost General
Well, I made these. Rice, Seaweed, and imitation crab. In hindsight they should have each been half the size (as is they have as many calories as a Big Mac with drink and fries, each) but oh well. I'll do better next time.
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Caelun_Niveus wrote:and imitation crab
Doesn't sound very appetizing to me...
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I picked it because it was pre-cooked, so I didn't have to worry about the whole "raw meat" deal on my first attempt
Also, was cheaper and easier to find.
Also, was cheaper and easier to find.
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So this is really stupid
but I've come to the conclusion that Gene is one of the most unfair characters in fictional powerlevels EVER invented:
-Chain Yanker will pull through anything, no defense will save you
-Gene can casually knock at least 5 thousand pounds of mass against a wall over and over like a ball
-He can launch enemies into orbit without a sweat
-Things that try to crush Gene will literally get hurt if he has his God Hand active
-Can speed up his perception of time by roughly I think 1000%
-Also apparently has the power of Viewtiful Joe's time slowdown
-Can casually jump large heights and distances like Dante
-Can punch cannonballs back at you like nothing
-Can easily brush off ridiculous dives
-Can dodge most anything
-Can theoretically heal himself without stopping
-Defies physics on a daily basis just so he can win a fight (e.g.: Can casually chop downwards against a huge fireball flying straight at him, and send it back the exact opposite direction)
-AND THIS IS WITH ONE GOD HAND
but I've come to the conclusion that Gene is one of the most unfair characters in fictional powerlevels EVER invented:
-Chain Yanker will pull through anything, no defense will save you
-Gene can casually knock at least 5 thousand pounds of mass against a wall over and over like a ball
-He can launch enemies into orbit without a sweat
-Things that try to crush Gene will literally get hurt if he has his God Hand active
-Can speed up his perception of time by roughly I think 1000%
-Also apparently has the power of Viewtiful Joe's time slowdown
-Can casually jump large heights and distances like Dante
-Can punch cannonballs back at you like nothing
-Can easily brush off ridiculous dives
-Can dodge most anything
-Can theoretically heal himself without stopping
-Defies physics on a daily basis just so he can win a fight (e.g.: Can casually chop downwards against a huge fireball flying straight at him, and send it back the exact opposite direction)
-AND THIS IS WITH ONE GOD HAND
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Caelun_Niveus wrote:
Well, I made these. Rice, Seaweed, and imitation crab. In hindsight they should have each been half the size (as is they have as many calories as a Big Mac with drink and fries, each) but oh well. I'll do better next time.
Dude those donuts look incredible
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- seriously though, they look really nice
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Caelun_Niveus wrote:
Well, I made these. Rice, Seaweed, and imitation crab. In hindsight they should have each been half the size (as is they have as many calories as a Big Mac with drink and fries, each) but oh well. I'll do better next time.
Looks better than what I made. I used ham for the meat. Tasted good though
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JELLY FILLED DONUTS OH BOY!!
I was eating those almost every day when I fits arrived. Took me weeks to find out that "sea chicken" filling was tuna...
I was eating those almost every day when I fits arrived. Took me weeks to find out that "sea chicken" filling was tuna...
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Zink120 wrote:JELLY FILLED DONUTS OH BOY!!
I was eating those almost every day when I fits arrived. Took me weeks to find out that "sea chicken" filling was tuna...
that happened here with me and my school's salad bar... thought it was chicken... tasted like chicken... got into argument on whether it was chicken or tuna with friends for weeks... realized it was tuna... never touched it again...
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Tuna is great though, plus cheap
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Well shit.
I blame DA. He made me do it.
I blame DA. He made me do it.
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I'M SAYIN' UR--
Alpar's best friend, Jesus!
Alpar's best friend, Jesus!
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I'm curious
Is there a single person in fiction that has easily suffered more than this guy?
Is there a single person in fiction that has easily suffered more than this guy?
- Cause he had to go through::
- -A birth where he was literally dumped from the womb of his dead mom
-Who was apparently also hanging by a noose, so his landing was a splotch on mud and blood
-Was raised by a random group of mercenaries as a kid
-Had to carry huge weapons (for a kid his size) into battle to provide for his comrades
-They had no weapons sized for kids
-Merc. band leader sells him for cheap to a horny Black dude
-Ends up killing Black dude
-Merc. leader who was a father figure by stockholm syndrome to him ends up trying to kill him
-Kills merc leader by accident
-Ends up chased away by merc. band for killing the leader, with an inch of his life left to spare
-Accidentally kills innocent prince out of panic
-Has seen horrors of war that no normal person would have any chance of survival against
-finds qt 3.14 grill to be his lover, along with a new group of mercenaries who become his friends who are just trying to find a place in the world
-Who all get brutally murdered
-Loses his arm and eye in the process
-Forced to watch his lover get raped by his best friend
-Brand on his body ensures he will go to Hell when he dies
-Spends every night fighting demons that want to devour him
-It's hard for him to even get any sleep during the daytime
-Every time he battles it's in agony because at the rate he fights, he has no time to make a healthy recovery
-Has to fight abominations that could topple any kingdom in his world with almost no problem almost all the time for the rest of his life until he gets revenge on his best friend, which is an event that's not likely to happen soon
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A text message conversation between my brother and I. Backstory is that we're waiting for more copies Tropical Freeze to arrive at my store so I can use my discount and a $5 coupon on it. And I soon find out that we got some in today.
Please keep in mind that I only introduced him to the Expand Dong meme yesterday.
Him: "Dude you forgot the $5 coupon here"
Me: "Speaking of which, we just got a nice big box of DONG today. So you should probably bring that coupon here when I get out at 7."
Him: "I will bring it by a bit after 5, I'm running to the bank then haircut soon, then will drop it off"
Him: "Wait it's gone, did you take it? Did mom?"
Me: "I didn't... must have been mom."
Him: "Yup she used it. Just buy the game, she'll give you $5"
Me: "This does not expand dong."
Him: "I hope this transcript needs to be read aloud at some point, because it seems very creepy. There is no right context"
Me: "You think that's bad, try calling GameStop and asking them if they have Freeze Dong."
Me: "Or go to YouTube and search for the actual 100% legit commercials they're using for Senran Kagura in Europe and Australia. One is about asking a clerk for it."
*a few minutes of silence*
Him: "...You own this game, don't you"
Me: "Why wouldn't I?"
Please keep in mind that I only introduced him to the Expand Dong meme yesterday.
Him: "Dude you forgot the $5 coupon here"
Me: "Speaking of which, we just got a nice big box of DONG today. So you should probably bring that coupon here when I get out at 7."
Him: "I will bring it by a bit after 5, I'm running to the bank then haircut soon, then will drop it off"
Him: "Wait it's gone, did you take it? Did mom?"
Me: "I didn't... must have been mom."
Him: "Yup she used it. Just buy the game, she'll give you $5"
Me: "This does not expand dong."
Him: "I hope this transcript needs to be read aloud at some point, because it seems very creepy. There is no right context"
Me: "You think that's bad, try calling GameStop and asking them if they have Freeze Dong."
Me: "Or go to YouTube and search for the actual 100% legit commercials they're using for Senran Kagura in Europe and Australia. One is about asking a clerk for it."
*a few minutes of silence*
Him: "...You own this game, don't you"
Me: "Why wouldn't I?"
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Okay so not to sound antagonistic against anybody, but I finished Frozen just now.
The concept was really interesting, and the plot got good when you know what with the political shenanigans happened (which is the best part of any story that involves kingdoms). But the rest of it was kind of eh. I didn't particularly feel any weight when anything "interesting" happened, because for a load of reasons (that I won't even really begin to name) the dangers just kind of felt almost nonexistent, and could even be ill prepared. The characters were mostly pretty average to boot on that note.
The only songs I remember are First Time in Forever and Let It Go, and Do You Want to Build a Snowman. But I only remember that third one cause it was spammed everywhere on Tumblr. I only really loved the first two songs, even if the entirety of the tracks had the benefit of being shaped musical-style.
Animation I think goes without saying is a blessing.
I'm not trying to say it's awful by any extension, just really wondering why people care for it so much. It was the absolute definition of an average movie.
Also Leo promised me Olaf was the worst part of the movie but still hilarious. I hardly laughed at him...
The concept was really interesting, and the plot got good when you know what with the political shenanigans happened (which is the best part of any story that involves kingdoms). But the rest of it was kind of eh. I didn't particularly feel any weight when anything "interesting" happened, because for a load of reasons (that I won't even really begin to name) the dangers just kind of felt almost nonexistent, and could even be ill prepared. The characters were mostly pretty average to boot on that note.
The only songs I remember are First Time in Forever and Let It Go, and Do You Want to Build a Snowman. But I only remember that third one cause it was spammed everywhere on Tumblr. I only really loved the first two songs, even if the entirety of the tracks had the benefit of being shaped musical-style.
Animation I think goes without saying is a blessing.
I'm not trying to say it's awful by any extension, just really wondering why people care for it so much. It was the absolute definition of an average movie.
Also Leo promised me Olaf was the worst part of the movie but still hilarious. I hardly laughed at him...
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Okay so I'm sure a whole 'nother.... twooooo, people here, are gonna get that Wakfu reward they paid for. I should just mention that the e-mail for claiming your reward got sent today, and if you haven't filled it out, you should do that as quickly as possible.
I'd love to thank Soapdish again for bumping up his original 40 dollar pledge to 55 dollars and redirecting it to my e-mail when I didn't have the cash :3333
Oh gosh I'm so excited to get everything, it cannot arrive fast enough.
And now...
I'd love to thank Soapdish again for bumping up his original 40 dollar pledge to 55 dollars and redirecting it to my e-mail when I didn't have the cash :3333
Oh gosh I'm so excited to get everything, it cannot arrive fast enough.
And now...
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I wish I was about a foot shorter. Then I could cosplay as Ichiko.
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In commemoration of me beating FHKMS
Thanks Haru
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So this happened to me today
At least the disk for Frozen was real
Edit: Speaking of Frozen, just finished watching it.
8/10, bretty gud. The problems were mainly that there wasn't enough screentime to develop the characters, especially Elsa, and a way-too-sudden and almost cheesy resolution.
At least the disk for Frozen was real
Edit: Speaking of Frozen, just finished watching it.
8/10, bretty gud. The problems were mainly that there wasn't enough screentime to develop the characters, especially Elsa, and a way-too-sudden and almost cheesy resolution.
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Dark Souls 2, so hard even getting the real disk is a challenge.
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http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/08/weird-strip-club-laws/dont-touch-that-stripper-unless-shes-family
BRB, moving to the Wincest State
BRB, moving to the Wincest State
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