Round 41: Warband Mafia

I hate you so much.

BANDITS WIN

The final roles:

Dear Alpar,

You are a Vaegir archer!

You are an expert at staying hidden and finding your target; each night you can choose to shoot an arrow into someone's tent, with a 75% chance of hitting them with a 25% chance of being discovered in the process. Alternatively you can make it certain; but you will have a 75% chance of being discovered as their murderer.

Dear Massive,

You are a Khergit horseman!

As a former steppe bandit, you are considered highly suspicious and likely will be considered a bandit if investigated. However, you've also got the fastest horse; you have a 50% chance of evading a night kill.

Dear Axel,

You are a bandit!

Each night you may choose one person to kill. Your partner is Nyu. Try not to die.

Night Actions that went through:

Night 1
Axel attacks Zink (25% kicks in)
Stalin protects Massive

Night 2
Axel kills Stalin

Night 3
Axel kills Ment

Night 4
Axel kills Zink

Darwinist Awards

Massive Failure - Massive
You could have prevented this.

Waste of Oxygen - Scept/Alpar
Never used their roles despite being two of the most useful roles.

He Be Stylin' On You - Axel
Won as a vanilla mafia vs. a town chock full of power roles and anti-mafia passives.

Second-to-last day

[2:36:50 PM] Mentlegen: >they still don't get who's the last mafia
I have no fingers and I must write.jpg
[4:15:56 PM] Lia Yakumo: I haven't been paying attention, but how obvious is it?
[4:16:30 PM] Mentlegen: Pretty obvious by now and I mentioned him when I was alive.
[4:17:01 PM] Lia Yakumo: So it is just one then?
[4:17:12 PM] Mentlegen: I was afraid of going further and explaining why I thought he was suspicious and being attacked, but I died anyway.
[4:17:20 PM] Mentlegen: Yep, seems like it
[4:17:26 PM] Mentlegen: if there are two, I don't know the other
[4:17:30 PM] Lia Yakumo: This is what No Lynch is for
[4:17:45 PM] Mentlegen: What do you mean?
[4:18:02 PM] Lia Yakumo: No one knows shit, claimed investigation roles are alive, and you can buy another two nights
[4:18:27 PM | Edited 4:18:33 PM] Mentlegen: Oh, yes. But I mentioned him on day two, I think
[4:18:41 PM] Mentlegen: they could have used No Lynch today
[4:19:00 PM] Mentlegen: but they can't revert the instalynch now
[4:21:14 PM] Lia Yakumo: Lia Yakumo reads the last page
[4:21:22 PM] Lia Yakumo: If it isn't Massive or Axel, I'll eat Meat's panties
[4:21:29 PM] Mentlegen: Axel.
[4:21:43 PM] Lia Yakumo: They're both acting ridiculous
[4:21:55 PM] Mentlegen: You don't really need to even check votes, he just acts different when he's mafia
[5:56:07 PM] Lia Yakumo: >The choice falls to Massive
[6:09:42 PM] Lia Yakumo: happening.jpg

SINGLE CELLED PLEBIAN PHILLISTINE PARAMECIUM OF THE LOWEST ORDER, THE RNG GODDESS IS A MONGOLOID THAT REQUIRES EDUCATION ON HOW TO NOT TROLL PEOPLE FOR ONCE.

DIIIIIIIICKS.

Also I didn't really wanna use my role for good reasons. But meh, maybe I'm just putting the blame on my inability to be a good vigilante.

Called it on day two, why didn't you listen?

[16/03/2013 17:52:28] Mentlegen: Axel-senpai, are you mafia scum?
[16/03/2013 17:52:45] Axle, The Red: You'd be correct Mentle-san
[16/03/2013 17:52:55] Mentlegen: I called it, Axel-senpai
[16/03/2013 17:52:59] Mentlegen: why didn't anyone notice me?
[16/03/2013 17:53:09] Axle, The Red: And that's why I killed you, Mentle-san.
[16/03/2013 17:53:13] Mentlegen: *blush*
[16/03/2013 17:53:21 | Edited 17:53:22] Mentlegen: Y-you noticed m-me!
[16/03/2013 17:53:43] Axle, The Red: But of course, you're the most important person I know...
[16/03/2013 17:53:59] Mentlegen: >Massive asking me for suspects
[16/03/2013 17:54:11] Axle, The Red: After you're dead?
[16/03/2013 17:55:06] Mentlegen: Yeah
[16/03/2013 17:55:45] Axle, The Red: Did you point out that you can't talk about mafia after you're dead?
[16/03/2013 17:55:56] Mentlegen: I did now.
[16/03/2013 17:56:04] Mentlegen: I think he just didn't know
[16/03/2013 17:56:13] Mentlegen: Anyway, props to Zyq
[16/03/2013 17:56:26] Axle, The Red: Eyup
[16/03/2013 17:56:29] Mentlegen: if it wasn't for his Cloaklogic I'd use my power on you

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

I KNEW AXEL COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!

ineversawitcoming

best townie NA goes to Massive

>mfw rng on my side




Seriously after Nyu died, I swear the RNG goddess either too pity on me or was mad that Nyu died because I never expected to make it too far, not to mention win!

A few close calls but then Zink came to me and let me stay alive for one more day. By then after learning about Zink and Massive's abilities, I knew it would be harder/impossible to win if I left them both alive. Thankfully RNG helped me get rid of Zink. No hard feelings, it was business.

Then it came to go after Alpar, one more RNG and fuck yeah, winrar! Thanks again, Massive.

Ah, that was fun.