Round 60: Sonic & Sega All-Stars Mafia

Yoshi to balance it out a little.

XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan - 2 - Scept, Zyquux
Scept - 3 - Gam, Diabeetus, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 3 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons
Yoshi - 2 - spplmj, Orion
No lynch - 2 - French, Rainboy

14/20

Yoshi for starting a bandwagon on me.

XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan - 2 - Scept, Zyquux
Scept - 3 - Gam, Diabeetus, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 3 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

14/20

Votan change to end ties!

XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan - 2 - Scept, Zyquux
Scept - 2 - Gam, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

14/20

also zyq gosh darn you are too hilarious

Rainboy wrote:

Scept wrote:Anyhoozles, Diabeetus has been non-mafia for far too long. I'm suspicious. Nobody's non-mafia for this long. Not even... SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE.

 
If you flip a fair coin 100 times and it comes up heads every time, what's the chance the next flip will also come up heads?

50%
Don't fucking test me with math.
I actually believed I'd use that shit in high school.

Blazin' it.

XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan - 3 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak
Scept - 2 - Gam, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

15/20

My man Scept looks like he could use some more love~

XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan - 3 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak
Scept - 3 - Gam, Aboi, Zink
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

16/20

Cloak wrote:

Rainboy wrote:
 
If you flip a fair coin 100 times and it comes up heads every time, what's the chance the next flip will also come up heads?

50%
Don't fucking test me with math.
I actually believed I'd use that shit in high school.

Well

ACTUALLY

If you flip a coin 101 times, the chances of only one being heads are around 1 in (2.51 x 10^28), or 1 in 251000000000000000000000000000 (or one in two hundred and fifty one octillian).

By this logic, Diabeetus being mafia is pretty much a certainty.

Diabeetus-tan - 4 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak, Tael
Scept - 2 - Gam, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

16/20

Diabeetus-tan - 5 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak, Tael
Scept - 2 - Gam, Aboi
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

17/20

Tael wrote:

Cloak wrote:

Rainboy wrote:
 
If you flip a fair coin 100 times and it comes up heads every time, what's the chance the next flip will also come up heads?

50%
Don't fucking test me with math.
I actually believed I'd use that shit in high school.

Well

ACTUALLY

If you flip a coin 101 times, the chances of only one being heads are around 1 in (2.51 x 10^28), or 1 in 251000000000000000000000000000 (or one in two hundred and fifty one octillian).

The original statement was, "If you flip a fair coin 100 times and it comes up heads every time, what's the chance the next flip will also come up heads?" In this case, it was heads each of the first 100 times. So the chances of the next flip being heads is still 50%!

Also, fixan the table.

Diabeetus-tan - 5 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak, Tael, Shadi
Scept - 3 - Gam, Aboi, Zink
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 4 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

18/20

All y'all talking about coinflips and such.... It's getting me excited.

Diabeetus-tan - 5 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak, Tael, Shadi
Scept - 3 - Gam, Aboi, Zink
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 5 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan, nale
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

19/20

hahaha nale, i legit laughed @ that post

Scumbag Nale. :P

*sigh* I'm such a flip-flopper this round...


Diabeetus-tan - 6 - Scept, Zyquux, Cloak, Tael, Shadi, Rainboy
Scept - 3 - Gam, Aboi, Zink
Gamage - 2 - Link, Axel
Rainboy - 5 - Yoshi, Phoenix, spoons, XxXBL4Z31TXxX-tan, nale
Yoshi - 3 - spplmj, Orion, Rainboy
No lynch - 1 - French

19/20

Non voter(s): Stalin
Polls are closed! Updating as fast as I can.

Oh right, coinflips. Because shenanigans.
Heads: Diabeetus-tan
Tails: Rain

The member 'DA' has done the following action : A game of chance

'Coin Flip of Doom' :

And with that, the crowd has picked the user named Diabeetus-tan for the kill! That person is...
{drum roll}
...Ryo Hazuki!
Ryo: What!? So early?
His statements seem to stir controversy within the players! But let's not ring around the rosie for a long while, let's bring in today's lyncher!
{Knuckles steps into the arena}
Sonic: Knuckles?! What are you doing here? Don't tell me you got duped to be in here, didn't you?
Knuckles: Of course not! I'm here for my own reasons.
Sonic: Which are...?
Knuckles: ..er... well... the network said that if I participate here, they'd help me find my emerrooodss...
Sonic: ...*sigh*... have you checked in the special stage?
Knuckles: That thing is still open?
Sonic: They always are!
Knuckles: WAIT FOR ME, MY EMERRODS!
{Knuckles rushes off to the Arena gates, only to be stopped by an electric field. Two guards from Bonanza Bros. step in and take Knux's unconcious body to the lynching spot}
Guard: REMEMBER KID, YOUSE SIGNED A CONTRACT, YEAH?
Knuckles: ...eeEeeEEeemerrooodddsss....
Guard: NOW DO YOUR THING
It looks like our guest lyncher seems to have a little trouble there! Don't you fret, dear viewers! Wait a couple of--oh! He seems to have snapped out of it, and is now taking Ryo to the DEATH DOME!
{crowd cheers}
...I never get tired of that.
{the announcer says the following as Knuckles dons a hazmat suit and gets Ryo into the dome}
A reminder to those of you at home: The DEATH DOME consists of a polarized dome with a machine capable of giving out 20000 volts worth of electricity to those unprotected by it, I.E. The Lynchers and the Mafia. After that, the resulting aftershock will send the victim flying out of this stadium and into All-Star obscurit--{BBZZZZOOOTTT!! BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOM!} Oh! There it goes!
{A hatch opens atop the dome and out of it flies off Ryo}
Ryo: THIS ISN'T HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiinnnnggg *twinkle*
{the crowd Aaah's! in shock}
And there you have it! Today's victim was none other than Shenmue's All-Star! Tune in tomorrow to see the results of what will happen tonight, as well as the next lynch of the day! Thank you all for coming! All-Stars, take a well deserved nap!
{crowd applauds as everyone starts leaving}


GET YOUR COVERAGE FROM CHANNEL 42!
IT'S PUDDING AND SILVER'S MAFIA RECAP!
Pudding: Good evening, everybody. It's me! Pudding!
Silver: And I'm Silver the Hedgehog! Here to bring you the latest scoop on the recent All-Star Mafia game!
Pudding: So Silver, the town caught a Mafioso on the first day, right?
Silver: Precisely! Ryo Hazuki was the Janitor of the Mafia. They sure got lucky!
Pudding: But how could he be the Janitor? What makes him so special?
Silver: Haven't you heard? HE TRIIIED TO KILL THEM WITH A FORKLIFT!~
Pudding: ...
Silver: ...moving on, we have the role report from the agency, right?
Pudding: That's right. Here's what they had to say!

Dear Diabeetus-tan:
You are Ryo Hazuki!

The janitor of the mafia. You and your cohorts Metal Sonic [PEEL-OUT] and Joe Musashi [JUTSU OF MIJIN] must win by killing of the town until their numbers are lesser than your ranks.
With your almighty forklift, you can leave no evidence of whatever happened during your night kill. Be warned, though, that doing so will remove your cohort's abilities for that night, so keep that in mind.

You share the All-Star Move with Metal Sonic.

Silver: Tonight, we'll report live about the current All-Star and the Night Kill. On the scene is our beloved remote reporter, NiGHTS. Take it away, man! ...er.... woman.... thing...
Pudding: ...you're very bad at newscasting, you know...
Silver: Hey! It's my first time doing this sort of bull--
NiGHTS: Thank you, Silver. We are reporting live from outside the All-Star Arena here in beautiful Green Hill Zone, and we've just received info on the Mafia's current target. It's--
{a bright flash comes out of the arena, and out goes flying Isaac Washington}
Washington: METAL SONIIIIIC!! YOU CHEEKY! SON! OF! A! B*twinkle*
NiGHTS: Isaac Washington from House of the Dead, everbody! It seems that the username of Isaac's player was Orion, to anyone interested.
Pudding: Thank you, NiGHTS. Any intel on who's the All-Star tonight?
NiGHTS: Not yet, but I heard some ruckus going on at the arena. It might be them...

BEAT HAS GONE ALL-STAR!!

NiGHTS: Oh! There he is! I think he--
{static drowns the transmission for a couple of seconds, until [TRANSMISSION LOST] appears on screen. A couple of seconds later, this is heard}
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Professor K: Yo! Everybody out there listen up! This is your main man, soul brother and DJ PRO-FES-SOR K!!!!!! Here to tell you everything about the recent hip-happenings in this mafia game!
The GG's have been doing their hard work tracking down some of these players. And it looks like our lovely lady Gum has found something while Beat was busy with his own work. We're also protecting his user's identity by not saying it out loud! You go, Beat!
We've found out that Aboi was busy tonight! According to Gum, he walked down the locker room hallways of the arena underground, and then proceeded to...!
...bicker around with someone else...
...he really did nothing noteworthy, so sorry to everyone at Channel 42 for this hijack...
This has been everything for now, everybody! If you need mo' intel and all that sweet, groovin' tracks, don't forget to tune in to Tokyo-To's #1 Pirate Radio station... JET SET RADIOOOOOO!!!
DJ PROFESSOR K, SIGNING OFF!
{static drowns the transmission for a couple of seconds, until [RESUMING TRANSMISSION] appears on screen. A couple of seconds later, the Mafia Recap studio is back on, with Silver and Pudding looking confused}
Both: ...
Pudding: Well... this was awkward!
Silver: er... well... Oh! In other news, we got the report of Orion's role report! Here it is!

Dear Orion:
You are Isaac Washington!

You and your f♥♥♥in' p♥♥♥y-ass brudda G [Name goes here] must make sure the mafia doesn't f♥♥k up the mother♥♥♥♥ing town over. And what better way to pacify a bitch than with some good ol' shootout, bitch?
If, and only if G is alive, you two can coordinate a night kill on a target of your choice. If G f♥♥♥in' croaked, you are too chicken s♥♥t to do anything useful.
You win when the Mafia is defeated.

ALL STAR MOVES:
Shoot to kill! (Active; Only activated at your command when you get to be the All-Star) - ONLY WHEN G IS ALIVE
The kill you two perform will not be halted by absolutely anything. Not even the death of one of you two.

Bust a cap in yo ass! (Active; Only activated at your command when you get to be the All-Star) - WHEN G IS DEAD
You get enough courage to do things on your own, and as such, you will perform a kill that night. Careful, this one isn't unblockable.

Pudding: I apologize beforehand to all the young viewers for all this language, but the roles were written according to each character's personality
Silver: To further evade any flak from the censors, why don't we call it a day, Pudding?! I think that about wraps it up for today. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, THIS IS THE END!
Pudding: Wait, Silver! You can't end it just ye--
{yet another static interruption}


All-Stars, to your positions! Today is a brand new day, and the crowd is anxious to see some carnage and diplomacy! Isn't that right, folks?
{crowd cheers wildly}
Polls close Thursday October 9th, at approximately 12:00 PM Pacific Time, give or take a couple of hours (I'll be in class by that time)

Well I guess I'll start off the R2 lynch. I didn't want to break my R1 no-lynch thing, so I didn't say a thing last round. I guess that worked out better than I had anticipated given that Diab was Mafia. ^__^ Eitherway, we may as well keep pushing our lead: Rainboy is a traitor to the town. Fact.

Rainboy - 1 - French

1/18

(sorry for scumbagging you so early on Rain)

Today I'll vote for Shadi.

Rainboy - 1 - French
Shadi - 1 - Axel

2/18

Aha...
AHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT IIIIIIIT! SCORE ONE FOR SCEPT! BOOYAH!

...

*ahem* Voting Yoshi.

Rainboy - 1 - French
Shadi - 1 - Axel
Dinosaur - 1 - Scept

3/18

Not sure how Rainboy could be a traitor atm. First rounds are always messy.

French votan

French - 1 - Phoenix
Rainboy - 1 - French
Shadi - 1 - Axel
Dinosaur - 1 - Scept

3/18

(Also, I'd love to see how the mafia's taking this.)

Goddammit, I bloody knew that would happen. Both Mason chats with me and Orion have ended with a dead mason after one day. So yeah, my role was basically the same (except for all-star) which means I'm essentially powerless now.

I think I'll just vote for Rain.

Rainboy - 2 - French, Link
French - 1 - Phoenix
Shadi - 1 - Axel
Dinosaur - 1 - Scept

5/18

Phoenix wrote:Not sure how Rainboy could be a traitor atm. First rounds are always messy.

French votan

3/18

[22:30:40] French Connections: while i understand the argument, it's tricky for me to sympathise when i'm not in a lynch situation
[22:30:56] French Connections: particularly as you refuse to reveal your wincon to me :/
[22:31:02] French Connections: or role even
[22:31:12] Rainboy: Fair enough.
[22:31:15] Rainboy: I'm the Traitor.
[22:31:34] Rainboy: I win with the wolves, but don't need to be killed for a village victory.

I love you 2 bby, let's ditch the pink and have some fun times ya?

Rainboy - 2 - French, Link
French - 1 - Phoenix
Shadi - 1 - Axel
Dinosaur - 1 - Scept
Scept - 1 - Yoshi

6/18

Not on your life, pal.