Discord Shenanigans Archive

Because I think having a separate thread from Skype would be good for archiving, format, and searching purposes.

[12:56 AM] Nale: http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/123486/what-is-the-difference-between-sofa-and-couch
[12:56 AM] Nale: literally the same, soapdish
[12:57 AM] Nale: except couch>sofa
[12:57 AM] Nick Soapdish: couch does sound nicer
[12:57 AM] Nick Soapdish: also it's colour
[12:57 AM] Nale: fuck off
[12:58 AM] WELCOME TO DAI: >misspelling color
[12:59 AM] WELCOME TO DAI: Fucking bongistanians
[12:59 AM] Nick Soapdish: I'm sorry it's called English
[12:59 AM] Nale: and yet, you destroy it
[12:59 AM] Skrist: In your case I'm sure it's Engluish.
[1:00 AM] Nick Soapdish: American English is because some people were too dumb to spell
[1:02 AM] WELCOME TO DAI: We could spell "moon landing" first
[1:03 AM] Nick Soapdish: And where has it got you? Can't even start a moon base
[1:03 AM] Nale: it'd just be filled with shitposters
[1:04 AM] WELCOME TO DAI: AEIOU(edited)
[1:04 AM] Nale: and we have to keep john madden contained
[1:04 AM] WELCOME TO DAI: 9999999999999999999
[1:04 AM] Nale: ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
[1:21 AM] Skrist:

Nick Soapdish - Today at 12:00 AM
American English is because some people were too dumb to spell

I can't believe you just admitted that english was fucked so americans had to step in to fix your problems AGAIN.

[9:28 PM] Scept: Fucking
[9:28 PM] Scept: HATE
Tracers
[9:28 PM] HakureiIllusion: This sounds like the salty laments of a Junkrat main
[9:28 PM] Scept: Fuck off Leo
[9:29 PM] HakureiIllusion: So, yes?
[9:30 PM] Scept: Fuck. Off.

[3:55 PM] Mystgourmet: I don't think K On is something you can understand the appeal of if you're still in hs which is probably why I didn' like it the first time
[3:56 PM] Nale: "k-on is a mature anime for mature viewers like myself"

[2:47 AM] FoxyStalin: The releif of pissing, combined with dominance, plus the general enjoyment of seeing someone both naked and wet.
[2:47 AM] Skrist: But there's body oils for that.
[2:48 AM] Skrist: You don't need to be a massive degenerate for that.
[2:48 AM] FoxyStalin: You don't get releif from body oils.
[2:49 AM] Nick Soapdish: but the smell
[2:50 AM] Nick Soapdish: but I guess that ties into it
[2:53 AM] FoxyStalin: yeah that's part of the point
[2:59 AM] Nick Soapdish: One of the hardest I've ever laughed was during the Chapelle show R. Kelly pissing song
[6:48 AM] Alps: wow
[6:48 AM] Alps: i really missed a wild discussion here huh
[10:08 AM] Mystgourmet: What the fuck
[10:19 AM] Scept: Jeez
[10:33 AM] spplmj: >Zestiria anime gets a second season

[10:42 AM] Mystgourmet: Video Game Rap is generally not good
[10:43 AM] Skeletim Lobster: HE-HE-HERE WE GO
[10:43 AM] HakureiIllusion: SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
[11:09 AM] Massive: PERFORMING FOR YOU
[12:06 PM] Grashbar: IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS(edited)
[12:45 PM] Alps: YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

The world's slowest DK Rap

rub the unpeeled banana against your dick for a while and then put it in your mouth

-Phoenix

[1:23 AM] Alps: Cancelled Halolz Sitcom Pilot
[1:23 AM] Alps:
Leo hated his very large roomates. So he decided to prank one of them for revenge. His plan involved turning into a very lustful argonian trap who then would spank mercilessly with paddles until they came. He stopped licking his humungous weapon, aiming directly into their grotesque dinner; spiking thoroughly that salty dish. Once infected, tasting it would not leave sanity. Afterwards, flexing his glutes caused transformation via spontaneous erection spanning thousands upon millions of anime fanboys jerking their voluptuous futa boipussis vigorously. Suddenly, Alpar and Ruri laid the tablecloth beneath his table. Leo chose Piplup as his test subject for the prototype chassis which would magically replicate real top-tiers specializing in sex. He misfired and tragically Ruri morphed into thousands of Egyptian cocks. So Alpar called Dio asking “what should I accomplish?” So Dio recommended green underpants which smelled like Phoenix’s taste in waifus. The plan included numerous, incomprehensible blowjobs using only elbows. Catching each disease. like Mexicans have, he punched everyone across the vast, wet, hairy hallway. Meanwhile, Leo concocted Jesus from the remains of all testicles and delivered joy unsuccessfully. So the futa sensed danger and fled to Antarctica trying to die. Which caused Leo to fart.
[1:24 AM] HakureiIllusion: Jojo Part 9
[1:24 AM] DA: LAL
[1:24 AM] CodePhoenix: @Septapus comic 3
[1:24 AM] BOTSeptapus:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/95525451040030720/252318837364621315/comic.png

Alps - Today at 9:04 AM
everything hurts
someone please help(edited)

HakureiIllusion - Today at 9:05 AM
It's just a natural occurance for girls your age

Alps - Today at 9:05 AM
???????

[5:38 PM] DA: >Ratsel doesn't know who The Scotsman is
[5:38 PM] DA: WELL WHADDAYA THINK OF THAT, MR. PAJAMA WEARIN'
[5:39 PM] Nale: LEAF-EATIN
[5:42 PM] Alps: LOLICON'NIN
[5:45 PM] HakureiIllusion: CHUUNI-LOVIN'
[5:50 PM] spplmj: SYRUP-DRINKIN
[5:50 PM] HakureiIllusion: ANIME TIDDY-SQUEEZIN'
[5:51 PM] spplmj: HEAD-PATTIN
[5:52 PM] HakureiIllusion: LONG-HAIRED MILK-BAG-HAVIN'
[5:53 PM] spplmj: ROFLCOPTERIN
[5:58 PM] Alps: TOMBOY LOVIN
[5:58 PM] spplmj: TRENCHCOAT BUYIN
[5:58 PM] Alps: FOXHOUND MISTAKIN
[6:00 PM] spplmj: MEME SPOUTIN
[6:00 PM] HakureiIllusion: BIG BOSS ABANDONIN'
[6:01 PM] Mystgourmet: Over the line
[6:01 PM] Alps: COMBO BREAKIN


Ended there

...then
[8:33 PM] Alps: i just noticed how nice my hair smells
[8:33 PM] Alps: gosh darn
[8:33 PM] Alps: it smells so nice
[8:35 PM] Scept: Okay?
[8:35 PM] OwO What's this?: Alps Skylarks new single, My Smelly Hair And Me
[8:35 PM] HakureiIllusion: My hair always smells nice
[8:35 PM] HakureiIllusion: Because I use OLD SPICE
[8:38 PM] spplmj: I use VO5
[8:38 PM] Nale: I use soap
[8:39 PM] HakureiIllusion: >Using soap on your hair
[8:39 PM] Mystgourmet: I use what I've scrounged from hotels and supermarket samples
[8:39 PM] spplmj: CHEAPSKATIN

[7:56 PM] Ment: well, with posts about P4 discourse back on my dash, I just wanted to remind my friend @Mystgourmet of
[7:56 PM] Ment: "Chie Was The Real Trans Character All Along"
[7:56 PM] Nale: I thought it was teddie
[7:57 PM] Mystgourmet: STOP
[7:57 PM] Mystgourmet: MAKE IT STOP
[8:10 PM] Ment: hMMMMMMMMM trans erasure
[8:14 PM] spplmj: Stupid P4 discourse doesnt bother me
[8:14 PM] spplmj: Bring on the P5 discourse
[8:14 PM] Nale: aight
[8:15 PM] Nale: fuck I don't know anything
[8:17 PM] Mystgourmet: Bring on the P5 discourse
Morgana is abusive and controlling
[8:18 PM] spplmj: Yes
[8:18 PM] Mystgourmet: Futaba is cringy
[8:18 PM] spplmj: Yes
[8:18 PM] Mystgourmet: uh
[8:18 PM] Blunder_Cael: Joker is bland?
[8:18 PM] Mystgourmet: That's not discoursey
[8:18 PM] spplmj: Well he is a self insert
[8:19 PM] Nale: WHAT IS MORGANA'S REAL GENDER???
[8:19 PM] spplmj: Cat
[8:19 PM] HakureiIllusion: Cat
[8:19 PM] Nale: ARE YOU SURE??
[8:19 PM] spplmj: Yes
[8:19 PM] HakureiIllusion: Yes
[8:19 PM] Mystgourmet: Yes
[8:19 PM] HakureiIllusion: Sync rate: 100%
[8:19 PM] Nale: STOP MISSPECIESISING IT

[6:23 PM] Skrist: "Symmetra is fair and balanced."
"No she isn't, she can kill any tank with no problems and keep up with speed boosted Lucio."

[6:24 PM] Skrist: "Oh that is it! I'm taking this to my friend who secondaries Symmetra!"

[6:24 PM] Skrist: "Hey Cloak, someone thinks Symmetra isn't fair and balanced."

[6:24 PM] Skrist: "That's not true, she dies so easy and has to actually attack to kill! I'm gonna report this to the pro Symmetra."

[6:24 PM] Skrist: "HEY, Mr. Pro Symmetra! SOAP!"
"Oi mates, what's the good buff?"

[8:35 PM] Blunder_Cael: Why is Zubaz a rabbit?
[8:35 PM] Nale: divekick
[8:38 PM] PSIwind: We can make Bubsy
[8:40 PM] spplmj: >spooky boat tunnel
I REALLY DONT REMEMBER THIS

Vatonnage: >not being gay
[9:14 PM] Axel: So time for the obvious question. Is liking traps gay?
[9:15 PM] Mystgourmet : It depends
[9:15 PM] Vatonnage: 2.19%
[9:16 PM] Alps: pretty gay
[9:17 PM] HakureiIllusion: Not gay

[11:06 AM] Alps: also you need to obtain this sort of magic-touch that lets you see the future with puyo games, whether you get it through practice or not
[11:06 AM] Alps: and i don't have it so i'm PRETTY FREE
[11:06 AM] DA: Same
[11:06 AM] Alps: lole
[11:06 AM] DA: jej
[11:06 AM] Tim Lobster: is it like chess where you have to be like 7 moves ahead at all times
[11:07 AM] Alps: kinda
[11:07 AM] DA: Kinda
[11:07 AM] Alps: lol
[11:07 AM] DA: lol
[11:07 AM] DA: DAMMIT
[11:07 AM] Alps: DUDE
[11:07 AM] CodePhoenix: I want the hivemind to leave
[11:07 AM] DA: No
[11:07 AM] Alps: ahahaha
[11:07 AM] Massive: This is some serious witchcraft
[11:07 AM] Massive: I think it's mafia talk
[11:07 AM] DA: You're just paranoid
[11:08 AM] DA: Mass - 1 - DA

[7:18 PM] Ment: hey, Land of the Lustrous is good
[7:20 PM] Vatonnage [20/300]: yeah I heard japanese steven universe is p good
[7:23 PM] Ment: YAMERO
[7:24 PM] Vatonnage [20/300]: prove me wrong
[7:24 PM] Alps: he said land of the lustrous is good
[7:24 PM] Vatonnage [20/300]: shit

[12:47 AM] spplmj: Whens Melty Blood 2
[12:48 AM] Alps: never
[12:48 AM] Alps: everyone forgot about tsukihime
[12:48 AM] Vatonnage [20/300]: tsuki what
[12:48 AM] spplmj: That game about the chair
[12:49 AM] HakureiIllusion: Meet 'N' Fuck: Twilight Edition
[12:49 AM] Vatonnage [20/300]: oh moonprincess fucker bananza

[2:46 AM] DA: Movie tickets here are usually 60 pesos
[2:47 AM] DA: (about 4 bucks)
[2:48 AM] HakureiIllusion: Everything's cheap in Mexico
[3:00 AM] DA: That's cuz everyone picks Rugal

[8:39 PM] Skrist: You go out of your way to get upset at things.
[8:39 PM] Mystgourmet: No I don't and that makes me upset

[Talking about Darling in the Franxx and it being propaganda to get otaku laid]

[11:27 PM] Vatonnage [246/300]: it's definitely anime's fault
[11:27 PM] Alps: unless you can give those people a proper work schedule and help get their asses into reality ready to date and fuck right then that problem ain't bein fixed
[11:27 PM] Alps: anime plays a large part yeah
[11:28 PM] Vatonnage [246/300]: wait don't agree with me
[11:28 PM] Alps: another large part of it is also probably just the general repression that goes on
[11:28 PM] Vatonnage [246/300]: this was a setup to make fun of ratsel
[11:28 PM] Alps: lmfao
[11:28 PM] Mystgourmet: hue
[11:28 PM] Mystgourmet: wait, hey
[11:28 PM] Vatonnage [246/300]: gottem anyways
[11:28 PM] Vatonnage [246/300]: ayyyyy

[11:07 AM] Vatonnage [111/300]: SUPRESS XEHANORT IN MY ASS, SORA

2:05 AM] Gam: did you go further into degeneracy in my absence?
[2:06 AM] Mystgourmet: If you mean me, yes
[2:06 AM] Skrist: Who the fuck else could he mean?
[2:06 AM] Gam : dont bully him he has degen brain

Archer wrote:2:05 AM] Gam: did you go further into degeneracy in my absence?
[2:06 AM] Mystgourmet: If you mean me, yes
[2:06 AM] Skrist: Who the fuck else could he mean?
[2:06 AM] Gam : dont bully him he has degen brain

[2:06 AM] Mystgourmet: you left the pumpkin on so long that it became relevant again

[4:46 PM] Mystgourmet: haha my peanus weenus :)
[4:48 PM] Alps: SHUT UP
[4:48 PM] Alps: SHUT THE UFCK GUP

[1:35 PM] Vatonnage [111/300]: oh that reminds me out of curiosity I looked into what kind of doujins would possibly have male:dicknipples as a tag
[1:35 PM] Vatonnage [111/300]: can you believe a majority of it were western
[1:35 PM] HakureiIllusion: Yes
[1:35 PM] Mystgourmet: absolutely
[1:35 PM] Alps: totally

[1:01 PM] spplmj: Tbh the only thing worth getting at mcdonalds is the fries
[1:02 PM] Skrist: Even the fries aren't worth it
[1:02 PM] Axel: Their pancakes are decent
[1:02 PM] Mystgourmet: I like mcflurries when I start eating them but by the end I want to barf
[1:02 PM] Alps: their nuggies are hella good too
[1:02 PM] Mystgourmet: yeah the nuggies are great
[1:02 PM] Alps: nugies
[1:02 PM] Axel: Ronnie pls go
[1:02 PM] Skrist: If you people unironically say nuggies again I'm blocking you
[1:02 PM] Alps: hue
[1:02 PM] Gam : the nuggies are literally the only thing of value at mcdonalds
[1:02 PM] Mystgourmet: okay I'll call them tendies instead
[1:02 PM] Gam : because they invented nuggies
[1:03 PM] Skrist: