Discord Shenanigans Archive

[12:53 PM] Mystgourmet: spoon straws are designed by hitler himself
[12:53 PM] Mystgourmet: they're shit
[2:54 PM] Alps: spoon WHAT
12:54 PM] CodePhoenix: I've learned to love bubble tea from my filipino and thai friends
[12:54 PM] Nale : spoon straws
[12:54 PM] Mystgourmet: >spoon
>alps
[12:54 PM] Nale : lel
[12:54 PM] Gam : my thoughts exactly
12:54 PM] HakureiIllusion: I drink your ice cream sandwich

Archer wrote:[12:53 PM] Mystgourmet: spoon straws are designed by hitler himself
[12:53 PM] Mystgourmet: they're shit
[2:54 PM] Alps: spoon WHAT
12:54 PM] CodePhoenix: I've learned to love bubble tea from my filipino and thai friends
[12:54 PM] Nale : spoon straws
[12:54 PM] Mystgourmet: >spoon
>alps
[12:54 PM] Nale : lel
[12:54 PM] Gam : my thoughts exactly
12:54 PM] HakureiIllusion: I drink your ice cream sandwich

12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: once shit gets too low it doesn't fucking draw up anymore
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: what's the point
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: it's fucking stupid
[12:55 PM] CodePhoenix: you then use the spoon
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: no!!!!
[12:55 PM] Gam : tip the cup
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: also no!!!
[12:55 PM] Gam : and pour it into your mouth
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: that's what the fucking straw is there to avoid!
[12:55 PM] HakureiIllusion: Like the animal you are
[12:55 PM] Mystgourmet: it's useless!!!!
[12:55 PM] Axel: It's great with milkshakes if it has other stuff in it. Like an oreo milkshake with oreo chunks
[12:56 PM] HakureiIllusion: It's made for slushies
[12:56 PM] Gam : but it's all ice at that point
[12:56 PM] Gam : you cant even drink it with the straw
[12:56 PM] Gam : unless you wait for it to melt
[12:57 PM] CodePhoenix: >not tapping the cup to let the slushie hit your face
[12:57 PM] Mystgourmet: that doesn't make sense, that's all your doing with it to begin with
[12:57 PM] Mystgourmet: I'm not about to let the slushie cup nut on my fucking face dude
[12:57 PM] Vatonnage [113/YOU]: coward
[12:57 PM] Axel: get a load of this guy
[12:57 PM] Vatonnage [113/YOU]: no balls
[12:57 PM] Gam : no you're just going to desperately try to succ on the straw praying the ice melts faster

[1:09 PM] Skrist: >ARBY'S
LEGIT THE WORST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN THIS YEAR
[1:09 PM] Gam : >arbys
[1:09 PM] Mystgourmet: >arbys
[1:09 PM] Axel: Seeing Arby's just reminds me of that ProZ vid about social media
[1:09 PM] Gam : what the fuck
[1:09 PM] CodePhoenix: ARBYS MAKES GREAT SANDWICHES AND THEIR CURLY FRIES ARE PURE PERFECTION
[1:10 PM] Skrist: You need to eat real food
[1:10 PM] Axel: >Five Guys
Now that's certainly overrated as hell
[1:10 PM] Skrist: Sure is
[1:10 PM] HakureiIllusion: Arby's is actual garbage

[1:10 PM] Mystgourmet: Free peanuts
[1:10 PM] CodePhoenix: >Five Guys
>not good
[1:10 PM] CodePhoenix: you what

1:18 PM] HakureiIllusion: Arby's, "the only food classified as a war crime"
[1:18 PM] Mystgourmet: not true, Subway is too
[1:18 PM] Skrist: "Let's go to Arby's" is considered a threat
[1:19 PM] Axel: "Let's go to Arby's" is considered a threat
I feel sorry for Alpar once he visits Phen again
[1:19 PM] Gam : I've seen arby's brought up as a punchline way more than I've seen it brought up as a legitimate food establishment to eat at
[1:19 PM] CodePhoenix: Alpar we are fucking going to Arby's
[1:19 PM] Mystgourmet: Banned for making threats to other members
[1:19 PM] Nale : alpar is fucking dead
[1:20 PM] Nale : and phoenix killed him
[1:20 PM] Nale : all those years of shitting on pacman 2 finally took its toll and phoenix poisoned everybody by feeding them a normal arbys meal
[1:20 PM] Alps: no i will survive

you can thank my grandmother for this. i am raised to consume anything
[1:20 PM] Alps: the canada gang would know
[1:21 PM] Mystgourmet: "It's okay I'm immune to bullets" - Alps
[1:21 PM] Nale : you weren't raised to consume anything properly though
[1:21 PM] Alps: true but still
[1:21 PM] Nale : mister "I'll use chopsticks for everything except ice cream sandwiches. that's for spoon"
[1:22 PM] Mystgourmet: They should be happy about that
[1:23 PM] Skrist: HUMANS CANNOT CONSUME SLUDGE
[1:24 PM] Axel: Alpar isn't just human anymore. He's a real human meme. Or at least a former one

[2:21 PM] Gam : man I can't wait until the next anime season
[2:22 PM] Gam : this season has been so dead
[2:22 PM] Mystgourmet: next season is worse
[2:22 PM] Gam : wait the next season is dead too
[2:22 PM] Mystgourmet: unless you have access to Japanese cinemas
[2:22 PM] Gam : fall is alive
[2:22 PM] Mystgourmet: all the good stuff is movies
[2:22 PM] Gam : season 3 of chihayafuru finally
[2:22 PM] Mystgourmet: this season's not too bad for me honestly

>Ratsel posts his list

2:23 PM] Vatonnage [113/YOU]: we get danberu next season tho
[2:23 PM] Vatonnage [113/YOU]: anime is saved
[2:23 PM] Gam : >strike witches
[2:23 PM] Gam : why
2:23 PM] Mystgourmet: what do you mean why
[2:23 PM] Gam : you're better than this
[2:23 PM] Mystgourmet: it's good
[2:23 PM] Mystgourmet: I'm better than a masterpiece?
[2:23 PM] Gam : masterpiece of shit

[9:24 AM] Alps:
random thing to say but
[9:24 AM] Alps: does anyone else find it funny that kiwami era kiryu has this weird glint in his constantly fierce scowl
[9:24 AM] Alps: like he's about to cry from putting on a tough face all the time
[9:24 AM] Alps: cause it's funny to me
[9:25 AM] Vatonnage: relatable
[9:25 AM] Alps: LMAO
[9:25 AM] DA: PFFFF

New Years

10:00 AM] CodePhoenix: Bought the hot pockets. Gonna eat it around midnight
[10:00 AM] Alps: don't die
[10:00 AM] CodePhoenix: Stopped at McDonald's for food now and they literally closed the drive through as I approached
[10:00 AM] Alps: lol get fucked
[10:00 AM] Ment: eat 10 hot pockets during the 10 count
[10:01 AM] Alps: PFF

8:40 PM] Grekiro: Man Marnie's theme pisses me off because it's a good song but the character it's associated with is milquetoast as fuck
[8:55 PM] Alps: yeah but she's cute
[8:56 PM] Alps: super cute
[8:56 PM] Alps: so it's ok
[9:45 PM] aboi67: >not wanting marnie to sit on your face completely naked except for the boots
Absolutely disgusting
[9:51 PM] Alps:ah i see you are a man of culture as well
[9:57 PM] Grekiro:

Archer wrote:8:40 PM] Grekiro: Man Marnie's theme pisses me off because it's a good song but the character it's associated with is milquetoast as fuck
[8:55 PM] Alps: yeah but she's cute
[8:56 PM] Alps: super cute
[8:56 PM] Alps: so it's ok
[9:45 PM] aboi67: >not wanting marnie to sit on your face completely naked except for the boots
Absolutely disgusting
[9:51 PM] Alps:ah i see you are a man of culture as well
[9:57 PM] Grekiro:

10:17 PM] Alps: fun fact, canonically marnie is

Spoiler:

[10:17 PM] Alps:

Spoiler:

[10:47 PM] aboi67: :dong:
[10:48 PM] aboi67: Marnie best Galar wayfoo
[10:48 PM] aboi67: Nessa close second
[10:49 PM] aboi67: I mean it’s not close, but nessa is closer to marnie than she is the rest of the womyn in this game
[11:38 PM] DA: Nessa > Bea > Marnie, IMO
[11:38 PM] Alps: 100% agree
[11:38 PM] Alps: but all the girls this gen are still good
[11:38 PM] DA: Yee
[11:38 PM] DA: Except for current!Oldbag
[11:39 PM] Alps: girls as a term has its implications so i was hoping opal wouldn't count by default lol
[11:39 PM] DA: kek
1:25 AM] Skrist:

fun fact, canonically marnie is shorter than 5 feet

IMAGINE
[2:01 AM] DA: IMAGINING HARD
[2:30 AM] Massive: [Imagining intensifies]

Tonight on Discord









Context: Beam.NG Drive

=Talking about Smash Ultimate DLC Pack 1 Character 5=

[3:25 PM] Alps: taking all bets
[3:25 PM] Alps: i'm gonna be a daredevil and say it's arle not dante
[3:25 PM] Alps: i think that's wrong but i'll bet on arle anyway
[3:28 PM] Axel: >Arle
>Not Arale
Just being dumb here but I'd die laughing if it actually happened
[3:29 PM] Axel: I'd still prefer Bison, but realistically I'm guessing Byleth
[3:31 PM] Mystgourmet: It's Ayu from Kanon, with a mix of her EFZ and Glove On Fight movesets
[3:32 PM] Skrist: It's solo Charizard
[3:34 PM] Axel: Pokemon Trainer becomes the actual fighter
[3:43 PM] CodePhoenix: Ok but what if
[3:43 PM] CodePhoenix: Bubsy
[3:43 PM] Skrist: I fly to wherever you live and kill you in cold blood
[3:44 PM] CodePhoenix: I can hear the direct immediately starting with this https://youtu.be/1JTuZgo1Ooc
[3:45 PM] Axel: Ok but instead of Dante it's actually Donte
[3:47 PM] Skrist: I fly to wherever you live and kill you and then myself.

2:47 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: Funny how Interstella 5555 is one of the few anime movies you can watch on YouTube for free since it's just a string of Daft Punk music videos.
[2:47 PM] Mystgourmet: My favourite thing about Insterstella 5555 is how it proves the french have better taste in anime
[2:48 PM] Mystgourmet: they know Leiji Matsumoto is great
[2:48 PM] Mystgourmet: he's even in it
3:23 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: ....
[3:23 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: Guys.
[3:23 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: This isn't Ratsel.
[3:23 PM] Mystgourmet: huh?
[3:23 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: He would never compliment the French.
[3:23 PM] Mystgourmet: The French (France) are better than the French (Quebecois)
[3:24 PM] Mystgourmet: this is a fact
[3:24 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: (readies flamethrower)
[3:24 PM] Mystgourmet: wait no not like this!
[3:24 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: (fwooosh)
[3:24 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: (The Thing screams)
[3:25 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: ....
[3:25 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: probably should've asked where the real Ratsel was.
[3:25 PM] Skrist:

MystgourmetToday at 2:23 PM
The French (France) are better than the French (Quebecois)

this is a fact
I can't believe the mexican frenchie was right for once
[3:25 PM] Alps: he's right there paulrus...........................
[3:25 PM] Alps: (touches paulrus' chest)
[3:25 PM] Alps: .......in ur hart...
[3:25 PM] Mystgourmet: [muffled yelling from under the floorboards]
[3:25 PM] Alps: even now
[3:26 PM] Alps: we can hear him
[3:26 PM] Alps: and his complaints about every minor thing.........
[3:26 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: No you ninny he's under the floorboards
[3:26 PM] Alps: that's just where i keep my number one employee boots
[3:26 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?:
[3:26 PM] Paulrus-Keaton?: k
[3:27 PM] Mystgourmet:
[3:27 PM] Alps:

[6:55 PM] Skrist: I have always found Nichijou lewds in the same category as Bayo lewds
[6:55 PM] Vatonnage: nichijou yuri is pretty soft ye
[6:55 PM] Skrist: They're super unattractive for some reason
[6:55 PM] aboi67: Alpar is a lolicon why did you forget
[6:55 PM] Alps: ABOI
[6:55 PM] aboi67: Or was that Ratsel
[6:55 PM] Alps: I SWEAR TO GOD
[6:55 PM] Alps: HOLY SHIT
[6:55 PM] Alps: no no ok
[6:55 PM] Alps: see what happened was
[6:55 PM] Mystgourmet: it was alpar lol
[6:55 PM] Vatonnage: WOW
[6:55 PM] Alps: it was memed that i was a lolicon first
[6:55 PM] aboi67: go to jail alpar
[6:55 PM] Vatonnage: LOOK AT THIS GUY
[6:55 PM] Alps: then ratsel became the actual lolicon
[6:55 PM] Vatonnage: HE JUMPED ON THAT
[6:55 PM] Vatonnage: FRAME 1
[6:55 PM] Alps: HE DID
[6:55 PM] aboi67: alpar go to jail
[6:55 PM] Alps: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
[6:55 PM] Alps: HOLY SHIT
[6:56 PM] Vatonnage: motherfucking was READY
[6:56 PM] PSIwind: oh so it was one foot difference
[6:56 PM] Vatonnage: for some bus throwing today

12:02 PM] Alps: so apparently this is a thing
[12:02 PM] Alps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg58iG0EGjA
[12:03 PM] CodePhoenix: wow people are still modding kh2
[12:03 PM] PSIwind: KH2 modding is getting wild
[12:03 PM] Grashbar: how long until pooh boss battle
[12:03 PM] Alps: LMAO
[12:03 PM] Nale : should mod it to be a better game
[12:03 PM] Alps: d a m n
[12:03 PM] Nale : :kirbboard:
[12:04 PM] Tim Lobster: i remember getting into kh2 modding like
[12:04 PM] Tim Lobster: 7 years ago
[12:04 PM] Tim Lobster: but it was super basic
[12:04 PM] Alps: i remember watching the videos of it about a couple years after the game's release or so
[12:04 PM] Alps: double enigmatic soldier bossfight in mickey's throne room was some dbz shit to me back in the day
[12:05 PM] Tim Lobster: fighting 3 data roxas' at the same time was fun
[12:08 PM] Tim Lobster: wait no it was more than 7 years ago i was still in high school (;_;)
[12:08 PM] Tim Lobster: so more like 10 or 11
[12:09 PM] Vatonnage:
how long until pooh boss battle
whens christopher robin
[12:09 PM] Vatonnage: forma de beisbol

[8:21 AM] HakureiIllusion: http://puu.sh/FTjJa/3ac9bb7ba0.png
[8:22 AM] HakureiIllusion: I've spent 20+ years playing JRPGs preparing myself for this day
[8:52 AM] Vatonnage: you're out of the protagonist age range then oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[9:02 AM] HakureiIllusion: I can be the grizzled veteran party member
[9:02 AM] HakureiIllusion: I think that enemy got... the point.

[6:30 PM] Grashbar: https://twitter.com/BreadScript/status/1284442902807097344
[6:32 PM] Vatonnage: dear god........
[6:37 PM] Alps: there's more
[6:38 PM] Skrist:

[8:56 PM] spplmj: In trying to think of Tales characters that have twintails and all the ones I can remember are lolis
[11:30 PM] Skrist:
Does Judith count with her things?
[11:30 PM] Alps: no
[11:30 PM] Alps: those aren't definitively twintails
[11:30 PM] Alps: but uh
[11:30 PM] Alps: damn idk does sophie count as a loli
[11:30 PM] Alps: she's like
11:30 PM] Mystgourmet: yeah
[11:30 PM] Alps: in that strange twilight zone border between loli and not loli
[11:31 PM] Mystgourmet: legal loli is loli
[11:31 PM] Alps: she's not outright anise but she's not outright natalia
[11:31 PM] Alps: legal loli has to be loli to begin with tho
[11:31 PM] Mystgourmet: yeah and she is
[11:31 PM] Alps: i dunno
[11:31 PM] Alps: she just looks pettanko and young
[11:31 PM] Alps: not loli
11:32 PM] Alps: there's like, layers
[11:32 PM] Alps: you wouldn't call shinji ikari a shota
[11:32 PM] Alps: inb4 suisei joke
[11:32 PM] Mystgourmet: damn
[11:32 PM] Alps: SNIPED AS FUCK

[6:04 PM] HaruHazu: Thought you might appreciate this

[6:16 PM] Alps: LMAO
[6:17 PM] Alps: it actually sounds more like an arcsys character super
[6:17 PM] Alps: in fact ragna might as well have it
[6:27 PM] HaruHazu: GDI now I can't get the sound of him shouting that out of my head
[6:29 PM] Alps: callin it malice thirst bc damn his drive thirsty to steal ur fuckin hp
[6:33 PM] HaruHazu: FFS