Discord Shenanigans Archive

[9:30 PM] Alps: was watching some p5 stuff in japanese and i thought joker's voice sounded incredibly... particular. i thought "there's no way it's not him", googled it, and it is indeed lelouch's voice actor lol
[9:30 PM] Alps: which is a pretty inspired choice really
[9:31 PM] Vatonnage: hey did you know glados offers you cake in portal but it's actually a lie
[9:32 PM] Alps: crazy if true
[9:33 PM] Vatonnage: i just felt like that had the same energy
[9:33 PM] Alps: lmao
[9:33 PM] Alps: i've had thoughts of it before but i never really bothered to confirm it outright
[9:34 PM] Alps: in any case the thing i want to bring attention to moreso is just how fitting it is to get lelouch's voice actor to play joker
[9:34 PM] Alps: but there's this weird association in my head whenever i hear the voice for him now lmao
[9:36 PM] Alps: i like all the fun subtleties you get from lelouch's voice being joker's. not even from the angle of "he sounds very commanding", or "it emphasizes his sense of rebellious justice", but also even down to things like "i feel like he's being chuuni without knowing it like lelouch which fits the character on such a meta level"
[9:36 PM] Vatonnage: wait until you read VNs
[9:37 PM] Alps: haha
[9:39 PM] Vatonnage: my man fukujun has went from machiavellian roles one after another but everything changed for me when he became a sword swinging robot maniac that became addicted to bdsm
[9:40 PM] Alps: lmfao what the fuck
[9:42 PM] Vatonnage: he's just never been the same
[9:42 PM] Vatonnage: this is also why i headcanon all fukujun characters as closet hard Ms
[9:43 PM] Alps: oh my fucking god please
[9:46 PM] Vatonnage: ever wonder why joker's the only one with attendants that are little girls but also wardens
[9:47 PM] Alps: he's just a prisoner of his own fa-
[9:47 PM] Alps: ...
[9:47 PM] Alps: fuck you

[2:14 PM] Tim Lobster: This was about your trenchcoat wasn’t it
[2:14 PM] Alps: i thought it was about his lelouch cape
[2:14 PM] Tim Lobster: It may have been that
[2:17 PM] Mystgourmet: that's what I thought at first but it turns out it was about the incest apologist role in the old chat

[2:10 PM] CodePhoenix: @Alps https://twitter.com/Crunchyroll/status/1516839121985056774
[3:10 PM] Alps: oh you know that reminded me
[3:10 PM] Alps: i actually can't believe i forgot she had a birthday
[3:10 PM] Alps: and not just that
[3:10 PM] Alps: but an official birth year too
[3:11 PM] Alps: for some reason i thought they recently added a birthday for her when i knew there's no way they'd just do that out of nowhere
[3:11 PM] Alps: and i completely forgot i even used to celebrate it
[3:11 PM] Alps: or even be weirdly happy in a way she was in close age approximation to me
[3:13 PM] Alps: what's even more shocking is that all of a sudden i very distinctly remember celebrating her birthday, easter, and 4/20 day all at the same time
[3:14 PM] Alps: man i can't believe something like that even left my memory
[3:15 PM] CodePhoenix: who knew changing waifus can cause memory loss
[3:16 PM] Scept: I can't believe Alpar would forget his own waifu's birthday
[3:17 PM] Alps: bruhs......... it's been years.................
[3:17 PM] CodePhoenix: Im hitting 10 years with my gf and I still remember her birthday, you have no excuse
[3:18 PM] Alps: YOU'VE BEEN WITH HER FOR TEN YEARS
[3:18 PM] CodePhoenix: OREIMO WAS 12 YEARS AGO
[3:19 PM] Alps: YEAH??
[3:19 PM] Alps: GUESS WHO'S BEEN ACTIVE WITH THAT MEMORY IN THE LAST 6 OR SO
[3:19 PM] Alps: UH, NOT THIS GUY!!!
[3:19 PM] CodePhoenix: fuck even I remember that Lucina's birthday is 4/20 and shes not even close to being my waifu
[3:20 PM] Alps: ok see that's different you probably remember because it's funny
[3:20 PM] Alps: and because it's lucina
[3:20 PM] CodePhoenix: ITS THE SAME FUCKING DAY FOR KURONEKO
[3:20 PM] Mystgourmet: that's also the release date of Awakening
[3:20 PM] Mystgourmet: what did they mean by this
[3:20 PM] CodePhoenix: ITS EVEN MORE FUNNY CAUSE ITS A CHUUNI IN AN INCEST HAREM ANIME THAT HAPPENS TO BE BORN ON FUNNY WEED DAY
[3:21 PM] DA: @Septapus comic 7

[3:22 PM] CodePhoenix: 5/10 Septapus could have done better
[3:23 PM] Alps: god fucking damnit
[3:24 PM] CodePhoenix: accurate portrayal of septapus
[3:24 PM] CodePhoenix: @Septapus comic 7

[3:23 PM] Mystgourmet: @Septapus comic 3

[3:24 PM] Mystgourmet: lol
[3:24 PM] CodePhoenix: why the fuck are we in the bathroom
[3:25 PM] Grashbar: melty blood
[3:25 PM] Reclaimer: I'm dying
[3:26 PM] Vatonnage: 4/20 has a lot of birthdays

Tim Lobster — Today at 5:20 PM
i looked up this im@s girl because buns are cute but it turns out she's turbo christian
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:20 PM
based
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:20 PM
no
Orion — Today at 5:21 PM
Ratsel of all people saying you need Jesus
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:21 PM
ratsel of all people can fuck right off :^///////////
CodePhoenix — Today at 5:21 PM
whats her name?
Alps — Today at 5:21 PM
name?
lol
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:21 PM
I want to be scolded by a religious girl
DA — Today at 5:22 PM
have you considered Sunday School
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:22 PM
Tomoka Tenkubashi
CodePhoenix — Today at 5:22 PM
She calls her fans "piglets" because “it’s cuter than calling them lost sheeps”, and she thinks of herself as some kind of Virgin Mary (despite being 15).
what the fuck
Alps — Today at 5:23 PM
W E W L A W D
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:23 PM
I thought it was Clarice
Alps — Today at 5:23 PM
D A N G E R
i was gonna be like "pff yeah how turbo religious can she be, what, is she sheltered?"
wasn't expecting fuckin crazy
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:23 PM
I mean...
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:23 PM
first glance, she seems like a refined young lady. However, when she opens her mouth, she may come off as impolite or rude despite not knowing she is being so. Coupled with the fact that Tomoka calls her fans “piglets” and talks about how happy they are to be led by her, she could come off as ignorant to the world outside of her religion. She enjoys making her fans happy, and there are many moments in the game that show that Tomoka really loves her fans and works hard to please them. The way she treats her fans at times could be considered strange, but it is a way she could possibly show her love
made for ratsel
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:24 PM
wow
Alps — Today at 5:24 PM
does religious theming even do anything for him
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:24 PM
in a chuunibyou way
CodePhoenix — Today at 5:24 PM
She would like nothing more than a world where everyone can get along happily with each other, but she also believes that the only way the world can become such a happy place is by her leading everyone as the "Holy Mother".
Orion — Today at 5:24 PM
If that's the case, if you do decide to pursue her, you're gonna get cucked by God
Alps — Today at 5:24 PM
hey if you got game you can cuck god in reverse
cucking god is kind of hype tbh
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:25 PM
https://youtu.be/6metMR-R_RM
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:25 PM
i will cuck god and walk backwards into hell
Alps — Today at 5:25 PM
LOL
Orion — Today at 5:25 PM
New JRPG just dropped
Vatonnage — Today at 5:25 PM
mushoku tensei the video game
Mystgourmet — Today at 5:25 PM
Xenogears been out
Tim Lobster — Today at 5:25 PM
xenogears is so cool i wish it was finished

[7:44 PM] DA: "[Daytona] is a PvP zone"
-Coney
[7:44 PM] DA: can confirm, @CodePhoenix?
[7:55 PM] CodePhoenix: EVERYTIME I START DRIVING SOMEONE @'S ME
[7:55 PM] CodePhoenix: FUCK
[7:56 PM] CodePhoenix: Uh never been to Daytona, can't confirm
[7:56 PM] DA: gomen
[7:56 PM] DA: genuinely sorry for catching you at the worst possible time
really hate it when folks do that to me, didn't know better
[7:56 PM] Vatonnage: stop driving, idiot
[7:56 PM] Vatonnage: ez
[7:58 PM] Reclaimer: Need a bot that autoreplies and says I'M DRIVING like they do for texts
[7:58 PM] CodePhoenix: But how else can I get my Arby's?
[7:59 PM] Vatonnage: sacrifice your addiction to arbys to buy more square enix merch
[7:59 PM] CodePhoenix:

[8:00 PM] Vatonnage: you fucker
[8:00 PM] Vatonnage: you didn't even put on the seatbelt
[8:01 PM] CodePhoenix:

[2:23 PM] HakureiIllusion:

[2:23 PM] HakureiIllusion: This becomes the worst-selling modern GTA game while Rockstar realizes that GTA's primary playerbase thinks playing as a female character will give them cooties
[4:05 PM] Mystgourmet: I dont think turbonormies care about that
[4:12 PM] Nale: they'll only care if she's ugly
[4:15 PM] Mystgourmet: which is the correct take
[4:31 PM] HakureiIllusion: They'll care when they go to a strip club and have some guy in a g-string gyrating in her face
[4:35 PM] Mystgourmet: that would suck, magic mike stuff is very tacky
[4:37 PM] Alps: hey, to each their own
[4:37 PM] Alps: i ain't a girl so it's not like i'd know what they'd like
[4:38 PM] Mystgourmet: stuff like that is mostly for the novelty value of it
[4:39 PM] Alps: or because people find it hot lol
[4:39 PM] Mystgourmet: doubt that
[4:39 PM] CodePhoenix: GTA Online already lets you play as a woman
[4:39 PM] Alps: do you have male strippers gyrating in your face there
[4:40 PM] Mystgourmet: if women found that attractive the heroes of otome games would wear stuff like that
[4:40 PM] CodePhoenix: lol wow just looked it up
4:41 PM] CodePhoenix: They couldn't be bothered with adding male strippers. Only female strippers exist and the female players share the same animations as the male players when they go to the ingame strip clubs
[4:41 PM] Alps: l0l
[4:41 PM] HakureiIllusion: Cowards
[4:41 PM] Alps: immersion RUINED
[4:41 PM] HakureiIllusion: I want realistic bananahammock physics
[4:42 PM] Mystgourmet: thats what male strip clubs irl are
[4:42 PM] DA: Quoth the expert
4:42 PM] Mystgourmet: that said I know youve been to more strip clubs than me
[4:42 PM] Alps: lmfao
[4:43 PM] DA: lel
[4:43 PM] Mystgourmet: I waited around outside of one with my 3ds for a while once, if that counts
[4:43 PM] Alps: they're all very seedy and money draining
[4:43 PM] Alps: big waste of cash
[4:43 PM] HakureiIllusion: Either way the real news here is that they aren't just selling GTA5 again for once
[4:43 PM] CodePhoenix: perhaps the same could be said of all establishments
[4:44 PM] Alps: YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, MANKIND ILL NEED A STRIPPER LIKE YOU
[4:44 PM] Mystgourmet: you take men's money in exchange for goods and services!
4:44 PM] DA: WHAT IS A STRIPPER
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DANGLY PARTS
[4:44 PM] Mystgourmet: I'm not having at that
[4:44 PM] CodePhoenix: WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PIL- FUCK
[4:45 PM] CodePhoenix: DAMMIT DA
[4:45 PM] Alps: HAHAHA
[4:45 PM] Alps: oh god i'm laughing so much harder than i should be
[4:45 PM] DA: BUT ENOUGH TALK
HAVE AT YOU!!
*lights dim*
*this starts playing*
https://youtu.be/4g3ACPYuE-w?t=59

[4:13 PM]HakureiIllusion: https://twitter.com/JAVdottxt/status/1575173065171943424

JAV Titles (@JAVdottxt)
My Tutor Is Really Weird! Her Shirt Is Wide Open And You Can See Her Titties, She Licks All Over The Ice Cream When She Eats It, And She Watches My Porno Without Asking And Starts Touching Herself! Instead Of That Why Don't You Teach Me Something Already...
[4:13 PM]HakureiIllusion: Alpar makes a JAV
[4:21 PM]CodePhoenix: nah it would be "My Opponent Is A Hot Arcueid Cosplayer! Her Top Is Tight And Her Tits Are Huge! Shes Playing Pad And Is Rubbing It All Over Her Body And It Has An Ahegao Skin. She's Pleasuring Herself With The Controller! Instead Of That Why Don't We Start The Match Already..."
[4:30 PM]Alps: oh my god
[4:31 PM]Alps: i fucking hate you
[4:31 PM]Alps: you have said the worst thing i've read all year and what's worse is that the image is so terrible it's etched into my mind
[4:31 PM]HakureiIllusion: "Doesn't she know all that massage oil is gonna get on her fingers and make it hard for her to execute her combos?"
[4:32 PM]Alps: "typical pad player iq smh"

[11:17 PM]HakureiIllusion: https://twitter.com/krembeni/status/1584631399478611969
[12:55 AM]Paulrus-Keaton?: We're calling them gocks now?
[12:56 AM]Mystgourmet:

1:16 AM]DA: >now
[1:16 AM]DA: girlcock has been gock for a while
[1:16 AM]CodePhoenix: I too did not know of the shortened name
[1:17 AM]Mystgourmet: I have never heard of this
[1:23 AM]Axel: News to me
[1:31 AM]beat_shobon: never heard the term
[1:38 AM]DA: y'all ain't hip and with the times, you boomers
[1:38 AM]DA: -says the man whose back is aching
[1:57 AM]Scept: I have never heard such a term in my life.
[2:23 AM]CodePhoenix: You'd really think people here talk to enough girls to know what they call their cocks?
[4:58 AM]Scept: @Septapus comic 10

[6:31 AM]Paulrus-Keaton?: In the world of Halolz, there are two Alices
[6:32 AM]Paulrus-Keaton?: You can tell them apart based on whether or not they spell "Glock" with an "L".