Round 34: Mafia Up Modo

Oh.
I was gonna vote Mr. Ruto Alpar to try to save myself anyway, but okay then.

“Looks like you pussyfoot maggots couldn’t make a choice tonight.
Here. I’ll make a choice for you.”
The General steps down, grabbing his shotgun.
“MEN! When in a warzone, every man is vital, the weak link can destroy an entire unit.
So the choice is easy, we eliminate the weakest link, then weld the rest of the men back together using GLUE! NOT JUST ANY GLUE, MEN, SUPERGLUE!”
Everyone just sort of stands there as he points his Shotgun at Alpar.
“The answer is simple. We kill the sniper” Before our Australian Assasain can turn realize what was just said, he’s blasted in the chess.
The General turns and pulls out his super glue.
“ Time For Relinking everybody!”
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“Hold still you…”
The Robosniper misses his sixth shot at the scout jumping around like a madman.

Zyquux hasn’t noticed any of the arrows that have flown past his head.
Stamping his foot on the ground, the sniper turns on his loudspeaker.

“STOP WAVIN ABOUT YOU TINY HEADDED VIRGIN”
Zyquux blanks for a moment, stopping to look for what the hell just yelled at him.
His dropped jaw is a SMASHING for an arrow target.
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The next morning, the four remaining Teamates woke up.
Well. Two of them came out of sleepmode.

Orion, The General, and Scept, His New second in command, stood in the misty courtyard.
"Hmph, I think I've got it sorted out..."
Scept takes lights His corncob pipe with his lasergun and looks back to Orion. "How so, Sir?"

"You're no robot, and I'm no robot...so those other two..They gotta be robots!"
"Excellent point, General. I shall dispose of them Posthaste!"

Before Scept can charge up his Cowmangler, He gets shot through the head with an arrow out of the mist. Orion gawks at his Future-Soilder going down. "WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENIING TO MY SECOND IN COMMANDS?!" He pulls out his shotgun and fires into the fog, but feels three pricks hit his back.

He goes numb, falling to the ground. He manages to catch the wheel of a Medicbot coming into veiw before the sniper kneels down to look him in the eye.
"I've gone into sleepmode in the data caches of water buffalo tougher than you!"

The general can't even make an angered retort before getting shot.

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YOU FAILED.
ROBOT MAFIA VICTORY.

TheStalinator has changed the conversation topic to "( http://tinyurl.com/soviet-shenanigans ) - YOU'RE ALL(Except Ment and Cloak) LOOSERS. Updato!"

I knew I should have killed Ment.

YOUR HOPES: DELETED.

I still call shenanigans on Nale getting a role that kills when lynched and me getting the role responsible for the night kills (well, the best suited for killing) in the SAME game, but whatever works.

MrNaleIt wrote:TheStalinator has changed the conversation topic to "( http://tinyurl.com/soviet-shenanigans ) - YOU'RE ALL(Except Ment and Cloak) LOOSERS. Updato!"

I knew I should have killed Ment.

Out of legitimate suspicion or just a dislike?

For the record I tried to kill him three times. THREE TIMES. I WAS THE SNOIPAH.

HE WAS ACTING DIFFERENTLY THIS GAME BUT FUUUUUU

Nale was the ONE PERSON that could have killed Nyu without a lynch.
YOU KILLED MY HEAVY! YOU BASTARD!

Bah you try and help Nale lynch Mentle this round and it turns out Mentle was mafia all along.

I didn't really follow this round after I was lynched but in the end, I say well played gentlemen.

ROLES!


Alpar, The Sniper, Brought shame to the Vigilante class

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Zyquux, The Scout, Ran fast and died a virgin.

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Orion, The General, Led his troops...till the end.

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Scept, The Gordbort Soilder , Suffered the 2nd command curse.

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Cloak, The Ubermedic , Found a good replacement Medicbuddy.

Spoiler:

Mentlegen, The Giant Huntsman Sniper

Spoiler:

Grrrrrrrrr, of COURSE Cloak was mafia. AGAIN. Though I was wrong about Zyq. Sorry about that.

Night 1 -
Zyquux – Switch Ment and Cloak
Link – Lightning rod
Vat – Kill Zink
Alpar -Kill ment
Orion- Investigate Vat (Banner soilder)
Yoshi – Investigate Zyquux
Ment – Kill Zink

Night – 2
Zyquux – Switch Ment and Nale
Ment – Kill Zink
Yoshi - Investigate Alpar
Alpar – Kill Yoshi
Orion – Block Zyqu (Homeless)

Night -3
Orion – Investigate Scept (Buff)
Nale – Bring down Nyu
Alpar – Kill Aboi
Ment – Kill Nanon

Night – 4
Zyquux – Switch Scept and Alpar
Alpar – Kill Mentlegen
Ment – Kill Zyquux
Draco – Get Lynched

Night -5
Alpar – Kill Mentlegen
Zyquux – Switch Orion and Mentlegen
Orion – Protect Scept (Gordbort)

I AM WORST BUS DRIVER.

So I was right about suspecting Ment and semi-right suspecting Alpar. I can't believe Cloak was mafia AGAIN. This was a terrible round for me. I am so sorry for failing so hard.

Well, I knew that was going to happen. I guessed Mentle and Cloak were mafia (and that Nyu had killing powers) on the second day. I also said I was going to take the blame for our loss. So yeah, sorry for the bad timing on that lightning rod.