Round 34: Mafia Up Modo

Hrm. Anyone for an Instalynch?

Still missing some Night actions.

Eh. It's only an hour away. No instalynch

VOTING END.
Vat lynched, story to follow.

The General walked up to address his men.
“ I see you’ve all made a decision”
The vote was…fairly clear. Vat was to be eliminated.
“It’s utter Mutiny and Treason! You sorry sons lynching my most trusted advisor.”
There were murmurs among the crowd. The sniper stepped up. “That sorry pisswanker isn’t nobody’s advisor!” He was joined by others. BANG! The general silences their cries with a shot…from a revolver.

“Alright, This is clear usurpation! You’re all going down, death by firing squad, martial law style, MAGGOTS!”
He aims his revolver. BANG!
“The General” Falls as someone steps over him, shotgun in hand. “Limey French maggot thinks he can impersonate ME!” The real general kicks the spy in the face as he turns back to normal.

He has a robot body. A red baklava covers his face. “Hmph” His back sparks where he was shot, he spits out his ciggarete as The General pokes a shotgun to his face. “Any last words, maggot”
“ You. German Psychopath. “He spits at the medic, a glob lands on his shoe. “…Ja?”
“I Haaaaaaate you”

BANG!

-------------------------------------------
The General stood by his less…groomed Solider, Zink. He had a long, dirty brown beard, and a helmet that looked like he had dug out of the trash.

He loaded up his Homemade Rocket launcher and sent a volley of explosives toward an unlucky scout.
“YO YO YO STOP!” He jumps around franticly before taking cover behind a wall.
“Keep up the good work, and you’ll earn that hot meal!”

The scraggly solider jumps at the general’s words, hungrily responding “Sir Yes Sir!” And launching another volley.
In the distance a giant mechanical man pulls back his bowstring.

The crummy old plastic football helmet isn’t enough to stop the arrow and Zink goes down.

-------------------------------------------------------
The Sniper lines up his target.
Well, he would be lining up his target, if he could find the bastard.
“Where’d you go you ugly little nurse…” He unscopes and takes off his hat, looking around for a moment.
He feels strong. Like his health has been increased 30%. He notices small plus signs floating around his body and looks down.

Yoshi, the medic, was at the bottom of his sniper perch, healing him. “…Standin around like a bloody idiot”
Yoshi yells something up, but it’s not heard over the sound of the rifle going off, and the bullet going through his head.

------------------------------------------

Vat....Vat the Spy, was himself. Again.

Spoiler:

Zink, the Homeless Soilder, took an arrow to the skull.

Spoiler:

Yoshi, The Medic , Got sniped.

Spoiler:

DAY 3 BEGIN.
VOTING ENDS 10 PM WEDNESDAY.

BEGIN.

Welp...this must be a sign! Good luck you'll need it!

Lost the doctor. Shoot.

My vote remains on Zyq. His use of Cloaklogic concerns me.

Zyq - 1 - Scept

1/11

Sniper wat r u doing
Sniper stahp

Voting Nale because raisins.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Nale - 1 - Zyquux

2/11

Nanon Voting. I got nothin'.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Nale - 1 - Zyquux
Nanon - 1 - Cloak

3/11

I KNEW MY VOTING OF VAT WOULD PAY OFF ONE DAY

I AM WINNER BLAH BLAH BLAH

Cloak wrote:Nanon Voting. I got nothin'.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Nale - 1 - Zyquux
Nanon - 1 - Cloak

3/11

Cloak voting because I got nothing

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Nale - 1 - Zyquux
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

4/11

Wowzers so my first display of joining the Nanon/Vat war and somehow it ended up with a steamroller vote kill.... and it was a legit one...

WAAAAAAAA

Going to for former always mafia guy cause the least expected ones are always dicks or something like that.

Zyq - 2 - Scept, Nyu
Nale - 1 - Zyquux
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

5/11

Sorry Zyq, nothin personal.

Zyq - 3 - Scept, Nyu, Alpar
Nale - 1 - Zyquux
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

6/11

Guess it's role reveal tiem.

I'm a bus driver.

First night, I switched Mentle and Cloak. Nothing happened because Heavy tried to solo the bots.
Second night, I switched Mentle and Nale.
Thrid night, I switched Nanon and Alpar.

(In case I die, maybe this will help some investigators or something.)

Well, not sure about your innocence yet, but if I might help you and get him out at the same time...Nalevotan.

Zyq - 3 - Scept, Nyu, Alpar
Nale - 2 - Zyquux, Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

7/11

I'm not sure about anything. So zy voting because I'm not sure about his innocence.

Zyq - 4 - Scept, Nyu, Alpar, Nale
Nale - 2 - Zyquux, Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

8/11

So even though he's revealed it's still a good idea to lynch our bus driver? Gullible Nyu strikes again.

Zyq - 3 - Scept, Alpar, Nale
Nale - 3 - Zyquux, Mentlegen, Nyu
Nanon - 1 - Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

8/11

Until somebody counter claims or something, I'll believe him.
Changing vote to Nale. If Zyq has raisins, they must be decent.

Zyq - 3 - Scept, Alpar, Nale
Nale - 4 - Zyquux, Mentlegen, Nyu, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

8/11

Zyq - 4 - Scept, Alpar, Nale, Draco
Nale - 4 - Zyquux, Mentlegen, Nyu, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

9/11

I hate raisins, they're nasty

Hrm... I don't have any solid guesses, but I think I'll go for Nale.

Zyq - 4 - Scept, Alpar, Nale, Draco
Nale - 5 - Zyquux, Mentlegen, Nyu, Cloak, Orion
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

10/11

Nale votan to put the nale nail in the coffin. Plus he seems less Nale-y this time around and it makes me nervous.

Zyq - 4 - Scept, Alpar, Nale, Draco
Nale - 6 - Zyquux, Mentlegen, Nyu, Cloak, Orion, Aboi
Cloak - 1 - Nanon

11/11

I was dragged to my grandmother's house for the night, then got caught up watching an old Courtroom Drama movie.

It was a very good movie.

Nalelynched, story to follow.

They Know he’s dangerous.
They know he’s most unstable of the group at the best of times, and he’s been getting worst
and they know for some crazy reason, The Engineer is defending him as the group circle around Nale.
“Now hold on here a gosh-danged’ second! Ya’ll got another thing comin if you’re thinkin you’re gonna lynch mah bud- Frrnd” Nale inturupts him and pushes the engineer out of the way.
He looks down at his axe, and then down at the crowd. The General steps up, but before he can say anything, the pyro starts to talk…er….mumble.
“Hmph..if an aph. “ He holds his axe up. “An aph. Nph mphdy, an aph. Iph krfphh thph. Krfphh thph ahp. IPHV PHEN KRFPHHNG APH HIPHS THPHM. “

He flails, everyone steps back as he goes wild, slashing at everything. Nyu steps up, spinning up his minigun.
“LEETLE BABY IS” CLANG! An odd sound is made as the pyro lodges his axe in Nyu’s chest.
“WHPH PHM MPH!? WHPH PHM MPH!? WHPH PHM MPH!? WHPH PH-“ Every wail is punctuated by another clang as he slams his axe down again, at least until Nyu fills him full of lead.
“You are st-st-stup-baby” Nyu’s chest sparks. “I don’t remember us having any Russian robots in this outfit!” The general steps behind Nyu and presses his shotgun to the back of his head.
The Robot Heavy’s robot medic watches in horror, disguised in the crowd, as he can do nothing to save his Roboally from having his head blown off.

-------------------------------------------------------------
“Initiate buck up, program, mate” The Robosniper slaps Robomedic on the back as he looks around for his target.
“ Pieces a’ Excess Oil Leakage’ll ave their’s.”

He draws back his bow as he sees the general and another solider, Nanon, standing in the distance. Nanon finishes his rousing trumpet tune and gets a salute from the general.

“Now then, Cadet Zink wasn’t around for his meal, so I shall share it with my NEW second in com-“
The general turns around to see his second in command is now dead, an arrow through his head.

“….Dammit. I’m running out of troops.”
-------------------------------------------------
The Actual Sniper scans. He can’t find his damn target.
“ Eh, bomb-lobbin hoolagin, should be damn easy to find” The demoman had been rather inactive with his duties, as the sniper finnaly sees him, sitting in the window of a cosy-looking building, drinking his scrumpy.
CRACK!
A bullet breaks both the window and his bottle. Aboi, the Demoman, Jumps up and grabs his grenade launcher. “ AYEE NO, THIS ‘APPENED TO ME’ BROTHER. “ He lowers his grenade gun and looks around.
Well, he looks around for a moment before the sniper’s next bullet goes through his only good eye.

-----------------------------------------------

Nale, The Pyro , killed Stalin's Waifu

Spoiler:

Nyu, The Deflector Heavy , got axed.

Spoiler:

Nanon, The Buff Banner Soilder, suffered the curse of being second in command.

Spoiler:

Aboi, The Demoman, Wasn't very productive anyway.

Spoiler:

DAY..WHATEVER DAY WE'RE ON, START
VOTING ENDS 10 PM ON THURSDAY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

So, that's... one mafia down? At the cost of three. Dear Falcon, we're screwed at this rate.
I am adamant that Zyq's use of Cloaklogic is a sign he's mafia.

Zyq - 1 - Scept

1/7

Technically I votekilled Nale, setting off the death of a mafia. So yeah.

Aboi: 1
Mafia: 0

...

Spoiler:

Tonight you will hear the dreaded weeping of your favorite blue Hoenn starter.
My current recorded inner self now

Spoiler:

I made my point.
Good luck I guess. I'll recover from this rage momentarily.

Nale is kredit to team.

We really can't afford to make mislynches anymore, so for now, I vote No Lynch. I'll probably be on the road most of tomorrow, but I'll try to check in on my phone.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
No Lynch - 1 - Zyquux

1/7

EDIT: Also, assuming the Sniper is a vigilante with the option to kill, and not a serial killer, I'd suggest NOT killing tonight unless you're in cahoots with an investigator we don't know about. We have too few people left. :/