Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[12:11:56 PM] Dracojounin7: I know bro
[12:12:02 PM] Dracojounin7: I'm trying to think how to make it work
[12:12:06 PM] Dracojounin7: Just chill bro
[12:12:11 PM] Dracojounin7: brosephbro
[12:13:21 PM] Siberianator: Brolinator?
[12:13:28 PM] Siberianator: Dracobronin7?
[12:13:35 PM] TheStalinator: Abroi?
[12:13:43 PM] Dracojounin7: Broflcopter?
[12:13:47 PM] Dracojounin7: Brofuku?
[12:13:52 PM] Siberianator: Leonidas Elibro?
[12:13:52 PM] Son Of a Shepard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40SMfuAfhr8&feature=player_embedded
[12:13:54 PM] Dracojounin7: Bropar?
[12:14:03 PM] TheStalinator: Braru?
[12:14:04 PM] Dracojounin7: Not_aBro?
[12:14:09 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Did you just say bro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
[12:14:23 PM] TheStalinator: Daniel "Broenix" Bro
[12:14:37 PM] Dracojounin7: Simply Bro
[12:14:45 PM] Dracojounin7: Brorion
[12:14:57 PM] Siberianator: Kibro?
[12:14:59 PM] Dracojounin7: Broak
[12:15:02 PM] Son Of a Shepard: You can stop now
[12:15:07 PM] Siberianator: Nyu-Shark of Brovia?
[12:15:10 PM] Dracojounin7: Bromage
[12:15:18 PM] Dracojounin7: Mentlebro
[12:15:22 PM] TheStalinator: [12:15 PM] Son Of a Shepard:

<<< You can stop nowBRO MUST GO OOON.
[12:15:28 PM] Dracojounin7: Broxel
[12:15:31 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I thought "bro" was dead way before this
I thought "bro" had been buried in the forest
[12:15:38 PM] Siberianator: Tabro_77?
[12:15:46 PM] Dracojounin7: Bro Lab... that just leaves...
[12:15:48 PM] Dracojounin7: Brozink
[12:15:49 PM] Dracojounin7: Done.
[12:15:58 PM] TheStalinator: Nice work bros.
[12:16:02 PM] Dracojounin7: Yeah bro.
[12:16:04 PM] Siberianator: Brozink seems... stretched
[12:16:07 PM] Dracojounin7: Brosephiroth
[12:16:11 PM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator sends a communist brofist to everyone.
[12:16:22 PM] Dracojounin7: Dracojounin7 returns with a capitalist handshake
[12:16:30 PM] Dracojounin7: Awkwaaard...

^JERSEY SHORE: HALOLZ EDITION

Shenanigans post my/Aboi's death.

[02:26:09] Mentlegen: he took a while to answer me.
[02:28:16] Mentlegen:
[04/07/2012 21:15:37] Mentlegen: You know you still have time for a role reveal, right?
[04/07/2012 21:16:17] Aboi: A what
[04/07/2012 21:16:35] Mentlegen: ...revealing your role?
[04/07/2012 21:16:49] Mentlegen: you can't say the name of your character
[04/07/2012 21:16:51] Aboi: you can... do that?
[04/07/2012 21:16:57] Mentlegen: ...JESUS
[04/07/2012 21:17:03] Mentlegen: YOU ARE AS BAD IN MAFIA AS YOU ARE IN FE
[04/07/2012 21:17:17] Aboi: SHUT UP MENT I DON'T PLAY MAFIA ENOUGH TO LEARN

>Aboi in charge of thinking
[02:29:08] Pheridan: >Aboi in charge of anything
[02:29:18] The Mysterious Gourmet: >Aboi in charge of competence
[02:30:23] Cloak: >Aboi in charge of landing both hits
[02:31:16] Draco: >Aboi in charge of not flurrying
[02:31:25] Leonidas Eliades: >Aboi in charge of ENDING OBAMACARE
[02:31:26] Simply DA: >Aboi in charge.
[02:31:33] The Mysterious Gourmet: >Aboi not in charge of being in charge
[02:31:35] TheStalinator: >Aboi in charge of this > chain

[02:31:57] Simply DA: >Stalin in charge of badly referring to chanspeak terms as not chanspeak terms
[02:32:08] Mentlegen: >DA in charge of keeping the combo
[02:32:31] Simply DA: >Ment in charge of being funny
[02:32:39] The Mysterious Gourmet: >Skype chat in charge of being consistent
[02:32:55] Leonidas Eliades: >Combo in charge of breaking
[02:32:58] TheStalinator: >Rolf in charge of keeping chat in line all the thyme
[02:33:02] Cloak: >You guys in charge of winning the game
[02:33:05] Cloak: Cloak flees.
[02:33:12] The Mysterious Gourmet: >Halolz in charge of not having mafia victories
[02:33:15] Simply DA: >Targe in charge making the Demo useful
[02:33:19] Mentlegen: >Cloak in charge of implying
[02:33:26] Leonidas Eliades: >Charles in charge of our days and our lives
[02:33:37] TheStalinator: >Monkey in charge as tuba
[02:33:45] Simply DA: THERE
[02:33:49] Simply DA: NO ONE'S IN CHARGE

[2:59:12 AM] Axel X: [2:57 AM] Not_anon:

<<< Evening guys I died so now i'm free to do other thingsWelcome to the club
[2:59:35 AM] Not_anon: Oh you're in that club too
[2:59:44 AM] Not_anon: Didn't even notice you in the game
[2:59:58 AM] Vatonnage: There's quite a lot of players now
[3:00:25 AM] Axel X: [2:59 AM] Not_anon:

<<< Didn't even notice you in the gameI get that. Kinda wish that worked more to my advantage
[3:00:51 AM] Not_anon: I'm always a target in these games because I always send out mixed signals
[3:00:58 AM] Axel X: Died first night as Perly Fay(?)
[3:01:10 AM] Axel X: (never played the games)
[3:01:19 AM] Vatonnage: Do eeet
[3:02:25 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Looks like I joined the club with you Nanon. Sorry bro.
[3:03:31 AM] Vatonnage: Sounds like a fun club
[3:03:40 AM] Not_anon: It is
[3:03:42 AM] Not_anon: Free
[3:03:45 AM] Not_anon: fucking
[3:03:46 AM] Not_anon: food
[3:03:48 AM] Not_anon: all of it
[3:03:50 AM] Axel X: I kinda do but I don't know if they're for me. I mean I kinda took a risk on TWEWY but I'm not to sure about Phoenix Wright
[3:03:58 AM] Axel X: Burgers at 3 AM!
[3:04:14 AM] Not_anon: Shit now I want a burger
[3:04:28 AM] Vatonnage: I have some in the freezer...
[3:04:47 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: TWEWY didn't start, and looking back, I may scrap the idea. Seems a bit hectic
[3:05:07 AM] Vatonnage: Actually, it did start
[3:05:13 AM] Vatonnage: For like, half a day
[3:05:27 AM] Axel X: And then forever broken forums
[3:05:33 AM] Not_anon: I can't wait for my bastard mod game, because of the nature of it I think I know who will be the only person who I choose there role for
[3:05:48 AM] Vatonnage: Welp
[3:05:57 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: We didn't even get to end the first day and forums died
[3:06:07 AM] Vatonnage: The World Ends With Mafia
[3:06:25 AM] Axel X: The Mafia Ends With You
[3:06:25 AM] Vatonnage: It's all Phoenix's fault the forums borked!
[3:06:35 AM] Axel X: Burn the witch!
[3:06:54 AM] Vatonnage: Yeah! Burn!
[3:07:02 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I am already dead.
[3:07:06 AM] Vatonnage: He turned Axel into a newt!
[3:07:11 AM] Axel X: I got better

[12:59:29 AM] Mentlegen: Night
[12:59:35 AM] Mechaderps419: Night
[12:59:42 AM] spplmj: night
[12:59:48 AM] TheStalinator: night
[12:59:52 AM] Vatonnage: Morning
[12:59:52 AM] Leo: Day
[1:00:24 AM] Vatonnage: The most exiciting part of said time
[1:00:39 AM] spplmj: Has Flanally come
[1:00:48 AM] Leo:

Spoiler:

[1:00:50 AM] Vatonnage: Just as Flanned

[9:13:21 PM] LunaSocks: You have parts on the mouse
[9:13:28 PM] LunaSocks: That you can use to change the shape of it
[9:13:39 PM] Cloak: MAKE IT A BOOB.
[9:13:50 PM] LunaSocks: TO make it fit your hand the way you want it
[9:13:54 PM] Cloak: YOU KNOW YOU MUST AT LEAST ONCE.
[9:13:55 PM] LunaSocks: [9:14 PM] Cloak:

<<< MAKE IT A BOOB.PERV
[9:14:05 PM] LunaSocks: YOU LIKE LOOKING AT COMPUTER MICE HUH
[9:14:10 PM] LunaSocks: THATS HOW YOU GET YOUR KICKS
[9:14:49 PM] Cloak: NO.
IT'S HOW I GET MY CLICKS.
[9:15:25 PM] LunaSocks: I'm done talking to you forever

[7/2/2012 10:31:57 PM] TheStalinator: good night for you guys.
[7/2/2012 10:42:22 PM] Vatonnage: Wonder what just happened with Zink
[7/2/2012 10:42:56 PM] TheStalinator: He targeted DA.
[7/2/2012 10:45:11 PM] Vatonnage: Wait I thought he was just bulletproof
[7/2/2012 10:45:23 PM] Vatonnage: You mean he's paranoid gun owner?
[7/2/2012 10:45:30 PM] Simply DA: Paranoid Buletproof
[7/2/2012 10:45:35 PM] TheStalinator: Yeah.
[7/2/2012 10:45:47 PM] Vatonnage: So my role back in MM?
[7/2/2012 10:45:57 PM] Simply DA: ...wait, I KILLED THE BUS DRIVER!?
[7/2/2012 10:46:00 PM] Simply DA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[7/2/2012 10:46:02 PM] Simply DA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[7/2/2012 10:46:06 PM] Simply DA: SHAME TO FAMILY!
[7/2/2012 10:46:14 PM] TheStalinator: Well, paranoied gun owner. If Lang or Shelly target you, you still lose.
[7/2/2012 10:46:31 PM] Vatonnage: Well Leo was alive in MM mafia, but we roleblocked him all day
[7/2/2012 10:46:39 PM | Edited 10:46:46 PM] Simply DA: >mfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh78T--ZUxY
[7/2/2012 10:47:07 PM] Vatonnage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOWRVyq9USg
[7/2/2012 10:47:25 PM] TheStalinator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&NR=1&v=M5QGkOGZubQ
[7/2/2012 10:48:11 PM] Vatonnage: Remind me when this round is over to post these in the Skype thread or something
[7/2/2012 10:48:26 PM] TheStalinator: Yeah
[7/2/2012 10:48:45 PM] Simply DA: Indeed

Mafia conspiracy derping.

[8:15:01 AM] Freeman: I'm pretty sure DA would put rules to make sure it wouldn't be that easy
[8:15:09 AM] Freeman: 'Cause that would be ridiculously OP
[8:19:21 AM] Axel X: Seriously. What are the chances this thing would capture two out of three mafia guys in the first two nights?
[8:21:07 AM] Freeman: I wonder how DA explained this to the mafia chat...
[8:24:02 AM] Link Lab: About 3.5% Axel. Way unliklier stuff has happened but it's highly likely that whoever the alien is, he knows all the mafia.
[8:24:47 AM] Axel X: Exactly why it seems so completely OP
[8:24:52 AM] TheStalinator: [8:19 AM] Axel X:

<<< Seriously. What are the chances this thing would capture two out of three mafia guys in the first two nights?Depending on what DA's set about it, either 3.5 like link said, or 100%
[8:25:22 AM] TheStalinator: Though I doubt DA would make that sort of oversight, there's a decent chance it might turn into Cops vs aliens.
[8:26:13 AM] Axel X: Who knows. Whatever the case, there's definitely a third party faction that we need to do something about quickly.
[8:27:17 AM] Freeman: I for one welcome our new alien overlords
[8:27:30 AM] Freeman: I always wanted to say that

[1:38:03 PM] Simply DA: HEY GUYS
[1:38:08 PM] Simply DA: MY BLOODTHIRST RUNS WILD
[1:38:13 PM] Simply DA: WHO WANTS TO PLAY TETRIS WITH ME?
[1:38:27 PM] Not_Anon: NOT ME
[1:38:30 PM] Aboi: Aboi dances on the long block
[1:38:35 PM] Vatonnage: If I weren't playing something else, I would've
[1:41:53 PM] Nyu-Shark:I should have figured there's a gory mod for that
[1:42:33 PM] Vatonnage: They replace the blocks with your enemies
[1:42:48 PM] Vatonnage: Every body part is dislocated, and they scream in agony when you rotate them
[1:42:56 PM] Vatonnage: They also break their bones when you hard drop
[1:43:37 PM] Nyu-Shark: Perfect for those long days at work~

[7:55:14 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak first
[7:55:22 PM] Dracojounin7: I want to hear his idea
[7:55:40 PM] Gary Cloak: Casting Ghost Sound near the chest, sounding like a fat kid wondering if there's chocolate in the chest.
[7:55:56 PM] Daifuku: what shit
[7:55:58 PM] Dracojounin7: Nothing happens.
[7:56:01 PM] Gamage: lolwut
[7:56:10 PM] Gamage: cloaks idea failed
[7:56:11 PM] Gamage: my turn
[7:56:13 PM] Dracojounin7: k
[7:56:13 PM] Gary Cloak: Okay, it passed my mimic test

[7:57:15 PM] Dracojounin7: As Pendirr nears the chest...
[7:57:32 PM] Daifuku: inb4mimic
[7:57:47 PM] Dracojounin7: He touches the carpet and looks at it
[7:57:47 PM] Gary Cloak: TITS I KNEW IT.
WHY DIDN'T MY FAT KID ILLUSION WORK?
[7:57:57 PM] Dracojounin7: "This is a VERY valuable carpet."
[7:58:01 PM] Gary Cloak: ...
[7:58:20 PM] Daifuku: "Pendirr, stop wanting the carpet and get that chest"
[7:58:27 PM] Dracojounin7: "Alright.
[7:58:30 PM] Dracojounin7: Roll disable device
[7:58:32 PM] Gary Cloak: ... God damnit draco, you gave me a heart attack.

[6:32:01 AM] RIG: heeeeeeellooooo?
[6:33:50 AM] RIG: everyone is at work/college/school, i suppose
[6:34:08 AM] RIG: stupid different time zones
[6:34:15 AM] Vatonnage: Rig forever alone
[6:34:29 AM] RIG: you are here so i am not forever alone
[6:34:34 AM] RIG: HAW HAW
[6:34:40 AM] *** Vatonnage has left ***
[6:36:59 AM] RIG: hey WTF
[7:33:45 AM] Zink: That is hilarious

[11:15:02 PM | Edited 11:15:04 PM] Cheif: https://2img.net/h/oi47.tinypic.com/2hwjrbc.png
=D
[11:15:19 PM] Defense Attorney: Yep
[11:15:22 PM] Defense Attorney: It randomizes itself
[11:15:28 PM] Defense Attorney: from a selection of quotes
[11:15:43 PM] Defense Attorney: too bad for some reson it isn't loading right now
[11:15:47 PM] Bumi: DA
[11:15:49 PM] Bumi: QUICK
[11:15:52 PM] Bumi: TO PM CHAT
[11:16:00 PM] Defense Attorney: NO, I HAVE NO IDEA, KIRU
[11:16:10 PM] Bumi: NOT ABOUT THAT
[11:17:22 PM] TheStalinator: http://engy.us/users/boredmanda/sig.png
[11:17:38 PM] Freeman: These banners need more desiyah
[11:17:41 PM] Freeman: And Alpars
[11:17:41 PM] TheStalinator: I got
[11:17:52 PM | Edited 11:18:01 PM] TheStalinator: Halolz Mafia Forums: Skype Thread it
[11:17:56 PM] TheStalinator: and so I will

[7:51:30 PM] Kiru: After that, it would be like standing on the surface of Mercury.
[7:51:43 PM] Cloak: 200 degrees?
[7:51:49 PM | Edited 7:51:51 PM] Kiru: Yes.
[7:51:57 PM] Cloak: That's why they call him Mr Fahrenheit
[7:52:03 PM] Kiru: That would be before-
[7:52:04 PM] Kiru: pffff
[7:52:05 PM] Cloak: /trollface

[11:28:32 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: I should probably wrap up Golden Boy
[11:28:41 PM] Albowan: WOW AS IF YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR A WHILE NOW.
[11:28:52 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: WELL FUCK YOU I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM MY LAPTOP FOR A WEEK
[11:28:59 PM] Albowan: AND YOU'VE BEEN HOME FOR A FEW DAYS.
[11:29:05 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: NO I HAVEN'T
[11:29:10 PM] Vatonnage: Oh my God you two
[11:29:10 PM] Albowan: oh
[11:29:11 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: I GOT HOME YESTERDAY AT 4 IN THE AFTERNOON
[11:29:13 PM] Vatonnage: Get a room already
[11:29:15 PM] Albowan: Go away Vat
[11:29:17 PM] Vatonnage: A chatroom
[11:29:18 PM] Albowan: you get a room.
[11:29:21 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: We're in a room
[11:29:21 PM] Vatonnage: Okay

-Ten seconds later-
[11:29:35 PM] *** Vatonnage added Albowan, Roflcopter4WAN9 ***
[11:29:38 PM] Vatonnage: Have fun you two
[11:29:39 PM] *** Vatonnage has left ***

-Back in the other chat-
[11:29:59 PM] Albowan: VAT YOU DICK.

[3:28 AM] Cloak:
In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight,
surrender now or prepare to fight!
... wait a minute.

Cloak wrote:[3:28 AM] Cloak:
In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight,
surrender now or prepare to fight!
... wait a minute.

WOOOOOOOOBBUFFEEEEET

Daniel "Phoenix" NP googles Granberia
[오전 10:07:57] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ...
[오전 10:08:03] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I still don't see the appeal of the game...
[오전 10:08:09] Alps: Well of course you don't
[오전 10:08:10] Alps: you haven't played it.
[오전 10:08:19] The Mysterious Gourmet: Well, you're not gonna know without knowing anything about it besides char designs
[오전 10:08:53] Mentlegen: [오전 10:07] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< I still don't see the appeal of the game...How would you see the appeal of this game by looking at a character?
[오전 10:09:06] Alps: Not human enough for him.
[오전 10:09:10] Alps: Not flatchested enough for him :y
[오전 10:09:11] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ^
[오전 10:09:14] Alps: LOOLOLOLOLOL
[오전 10:09:17] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: *stabs alpar
[오전 10:09:20] Alps: [오전 10:09:10] Alps: Not flatchested enough for him :y
[오전 10:09:11] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ^
[오전 10:09:20] Alps: [오전 10:09:10] Alps: Not flatchested enough for him :y
[오전 10:09:11] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ^
[오전 10:09:26] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: BULL

[18:09:45] TheStalinator: Yeah I was going back through the monsterpedia, Granberia's voice suprised me
[18:10:09] Mentlegen: Just remember Granberry belongs to Alpar.
[18:10:39] TheStalinator: Hell no. I will fight him for her.
[18:10:53] Mentlegen: Did you have a dream where she raped you?
[18:11:05] TheStalinator: ....Did alpar?
[18:11:05] Mentlegen: Then you DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT LOVING GRANBERIA
[18:11:12] Mentlegen: [18:11] TheStalinator: <<< ....Did alpar?
Yep
[18:11:14] TheStalinator: Okay. Yeah. alpar can have her.

ALPARxGRANBERIA OTP
YOUMU IS SO 2011.

Mentle wrote:ALPARxGRANBERIA OTP
YOUMU IS SO 2011.

Lies. Granberia doesn't flaunt her elbows enough.

[7:40:06 PM] Gamage: you guys are making it worse
[7:40:10 PM] Gamage: >:C
[7:40:13 PM] Aboi: Diplomancy?
[7:40:15 PM] Daifuku: no we're not
[7:40:20 PM] Gamage: quick, aboi
[7:40:20 PM] Aboi: //1d20 +9
[7:40:21 PM] Daifuku: try again Draqu?
[7:40:21 PM] Dracojounin7: aboithagameboi rolled 1d20; result:
1 +9
Sum: 10
[7:40:23 PM] Gamage: cunt punt him
[7:40:24 PM] Aboi: ASDFASDFASDF
[7:40:25 PM] Daifuku: ....
[7:40:27 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[7:40:32 PM] Gamage: NOW you're making it worse
[7:40:34 PM] Daifuku: FUCKING MONKS
[7:40:39 PM] Cloak: diplomacy to patch it up
[7:40:42 PM] Dracojounin7: Fastforwarding to the castle to save your dignity?
[7:40:44 PM] Dracojounin7: oh
[7:40:44 PM] Cloak: //1d20+5
[7:40:45 PM] Scept: Welp, I'm just gonna stand back.
[7:40:45 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
3 +5
Sum: 8
[7:40:45 PM] Daifuku: yes
[7:40:46 PM] Aboi: NO
[7:40:47 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[7:40:50 PM] Daifuku: please
[7:40:50 PM] Cloak: SHIT FAST FORWARD

[8:08:00 PM] Daifuku: hmm
[8:08:09 PM] Daifuku: asking about what his parents were
[8:08:32 PM] Daifuku: or would that be taboo? FUCKING SOCIAL EDIQUETTE
[8:08:34 PM] Dracojounin7: "That's more clear. They were half-elementals."
[8:08:51 PM] Cloak: From my vantage point near the pastrami, knowledge(plan- oh.
That was what i was thinking

[8:10:04 PM] Dracojounin7: He waves his hand and a trail of smoke follows it.
[8:10:09 PM] Cloak: Knowledge Arcana from near the Brie Cheese to try to determine what mixture he i-
Well, dang.

Social Skills are the biggest cockblock for skill checks...

Cloak wrote:[7:31:00 PM] Cloak: So let me just get this all straight: Gamage found the kings head butler at an orgy to dibella in a school for religion and talked us into the castle.

Sounds like the game's improved a lot since I left.

[9:40:58 PM] Simply DA: http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2012/07/ps-all-stars-characters-leaked/
[...]
[9:43:03 PM] TheStalinator: needs snake
[9:43:17 PM] Simply DA: Raiden took his place
[9:43:54 PM] Zyquux: He's having fun in good games like Brawl
[9:43:59 PM] Zyquux: Zyquux erects flameshield
[9:44:30 PM] Roflcopter: HE'S HAVING FUN IN A GAME
[9:44:31 PM] Roflcopter: GET HIM
[9:45:31 PM] Axel X: Snake! Get to the chopper!

[7:55:27 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: "The alleged core difference between the games is that this one will focus on old properties, while the Wii U game will emphasize modern characters. If you have both games, all characters and stages can be used in either one."
[7:55:31 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: that actually sounds really cool
[7:56:11 PM] Cloak: Nintendo Connectivity: If you have both games, you get extra characters in both.
Microsoft Connectivity: FACEBOOK ON XBOXS

[2:08:35 AM] zombie: Hey Kiru you awake?
[2:09:49 AM] Kiru: No.
[2:10:08 AM] Kiru: I'm sleeping at this moment, in my room, with some bimbo.
[2:10:16 AM] Kiru: This is his father, you need something?
[2:10:27 AM] Kiru: I can wake him up if need be.
[2:16:04 AM] zombie: Can you get on Kiru's TF2 account and buy all my useless shit?
[2:19:10 AM] Kiru: Well, what the fuck is TF2?
[2:19:18 AM] Kiru: That his call of duty shit or sumthin?
[2:19:32 AM] zombie: yes
[2:20:00 AM] Kiru: Fine, what do I have to do?
[2:20:09 AM] zombie: Oh wait this would be hilarious if it really was his father but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't type "sumthin" on purpose.
[2:20:25 AM] zombie: I'm fairly certain Kiru's family is from the south.
[2:20:34 AM] zombie: *not
[2:20:37 AM] zombie: *not from the south
[2:20:47 AM] Kiru: We do live in Kansas, so you tell me.
[2:20:58 AM] zombie: The Kansas isn't a southern state
[2:21:11 AM] zombie: It wasn't even part of the civil war
[2:21:36 AM] Kiru: Everyone treats it like it is.
[2:21:45 AM] zombie: Plus the other flaw in your story is that you said Kiru is sleeping with one bimbo when he'd actually never sleep with less than two.
[2:22:06 AM] Kiru: Ever been asked if you have a chicken on your porch?
[2:22:31 AM] zombie: Kansas is one of those bland flat square states, it's like not the south or the north, it's not even the west.
[2:22:40 AM] zombie: It's like the vague middlish area that nobody cares about.
[2:22:44 AM] Kiru: That shits annoying, this is Wichita, not Lone Jack, or even Olathe.
[2:22:52 AM] Kiru: ...fuck you, kid
[2:23:18 AM] zombie: I dunno I might hit you up on that offer if Kiru got his looks from your half of the gene pool
[2:23:48 AM] Kiru: That kid looks like shit, broke his nose more than me.
[2:25:38 AM] zombie: You should wake him up so you stop having to deal with all of his new age homosex friends
[2:26:31 AM] Kiru: There a problem with being gay?
[2:27:35 AM] zombie: Hey if the old folk don't wanna interact with them I'm happy to oblige in lieu of some better company.
[2:28:15 AM] Kiru: Not surprised he dosen't say shit.
[2:29:03 AM] zombie: Anyways you should tell him I have a bunch of weapons I wanna sell him for some scrap.
[2:29:06 AM] zombie: When he wakes up
[2:29:11 AM] zombie: hon hon hon
[2:29:22 AM] Kiru: I need to get his ass up anyways.
[2:29:48 AM] Kiru: Me and him and his other Father have to go do some roofing before it gets hot.
[2:30:01 AM] Kiru: Sun comes up around 6 here.
[2:30:49 AM] zombie: It's only 3am here and I live on the eastermost coast. It won't be up for 3 more hours, it can be rising for at least 4 more where you live.
[2:31:08 AM] zombie: why wake him up 4 hours early? I doubt his showers take that long
[2:31:31 AM] Kiru: It's 2:30
[2:32:09 AM] Kiru: And it's because the sun comes up here, and you don't have the luxury of your fancy mountains to give us any shade here.
[2:32:21 AM] Kiru: Say's you're a chick.
[2:32:43 AM] zombie: Well tell him thank you and I mighty appreciate the thoughtfulness.
[2:32:47 AM] Kiru: You know shit about work?
[2:33:01 AM] Kiru: what, you a cheerleader or something? another easy lay?
[2:33:30 AM] Kiru: fyi, this is Kiru
[2:33:31 AM] zombie: That depends, are you a farmer, or a carpenter, or a desk job?
[2:33:32 AM] Kiru: just
[2:33:34 AM] Kiru: so you know
[2:33:37 AM] zombie: duh
[2:33:44 AM] zombie: I highly doubt your dad knows how to work your computer
[2:33:47 AM] zombie: Now give me scrap
[2:34:10 AM] Kiru: No.
[2:34:20 AM] Kiru: I just gave all the items to Grash this morning.
[2:34:26 AM] zombie: Aww damn
[2:34:35 AM] zombie: it's gonna take forever to get that hazmat
[2:34:54 AM] zombie: I even gave you your weird Father hitting on son's friend roleplay.