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>Talking about The Naked Gun

[11:42:24 PM] Rina N. Flores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4
[11:42:49 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: HAHAHA WAT
[11:43:10 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: You get it, right
[11:43:23 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: he was making an innuendo yeah
[11:43:31 PM] Rina N. Flores: In YOUR endo
[11:43:32 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: i don't know what beaver means but the scenario was out there enough for me
[11:43:43 PM] Rina N. Flores:[screams externally]

*two minutes later*

[11:45:15 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: so
[11:45:17 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: does beaver mean butt

[11:45:37 PM] Orion X: ogod
[11:45:52 PM] Nale: alpar
[11:45:56 PM] Nale: why
[11:45:58 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: honestly beaver is lost on me
[11:46:04 PM] Rina N. Flores: Yeah it is
[11:46:07 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: i wouldn't even be able to imagine why one would call anything a beaver unless it was an actual beaver
[11:46:25 PM] Nale: what other animal is referred when speaking about a woman sexually, alpar
[11:46:35 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: ........tentacles?
[11:46:39 PM] Nale: ...
[11:46:40 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: wait
[11:46:43 PM] Nale: a cat
[11:46:43 PM] Rina N. Flores: [screams externally]
[11:46:59 PM] Lynn_Niveus: Is she a squid now?
[11:47:07 PM] Rina N. Flores: She's a kid now
[11:47:10 PM] Rina N. Flores: You're in jail now
[11:47:22 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: ok so does beaver mean tits
[11:47:36 PM] Nale: ....
[11:47:38 PM] Lynn_Niveus: . . .
. . .
. . .
[11:47:41 PM] Nale: holy shit
[11:48:00 PM] Nale: ONE MORE TIME

[11:49:15 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: honestly what loses me more than anything is the placement of the beaver analogy
[11:49:22 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: like
[11:49:30 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: why call a vag a beaver if you already have pussy
[11:49:36 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: might as well start calling dicks woodpeckers

Another member added to Shu's Ruse Cruise

[6/24/2015 11:59:58 PM] Orion X: Shit chapter 18 already
[12:02:25 AM] Alps: GET READY FOR IT
[12:02:37 AM] Alps: AND BY IT I MEAN ALL OF IT
[12:04:00 AM] Nick Soapdish: what are you reading?
[12:04:38 AM] Ment: Spooky Ruse
[12:04:49 AM] Ment: what's the last chapter?
[12:06:23 AM] Alps: 18
[12:07:22 AM] Ment: oh shit

-About 10 minutes later-

[12:18:28 AM] Orion X: ...WHAT
[12:22:41 AM] Orion X: >CHAPTER 18
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:22:57 AM] Alps: ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW
[12:23:15 AM] Orion X: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:23:27 AM] Trevor: I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S FEELING IT
[12:23:30 AM] Alps: ARE
YOU
FEELING IT NOW
[12:23:35 AM] Scept: I think he's feeling it, Mr. Shulk.
[12:24:05 AM] Orion X:       A
  A    A
AAAAAA
A          A
     A
  A    A
AAAAAA
A          A
     A
  A    A
AAAAAA
A          A
     A
  A    A
AAAAAA
A          A
[12:24:31 AM] Nick Soapdish: another one hey
[12:24:36 AM] Nick Soapdish: this never gets old
[12:26:32 AM] Ment: every time
[12:28:19 AM] Alps: EVERY TIME
[12:30:06 AM] Orion X: IT JUST DOESN'T END
[12:30:33 AM] Alps: WELCOME TO TAKUMI'S WILD RIDE
[12:30:36 AM] Alps: THE RUSE CRUISE NEVER ENDS
[12:30:38 AM] Orion X: AKLHUIGBHGEKLBELKHGLELKAGWLKBVDKBEWTGB
[12:30:44 AM] Orion X: I CAN'T
[12:30:49 AM] Alps: HAHAHAHAHAAH
[12:30:51 AM] Orion X: I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO
[12:30:53 AM] Alps: NOBODY EVER COULD
[12:30:53 AM] Orion X: AAHUIGBSKLEHGKLGBK
[12:31:39 AM] Alps: HE'S REALLY FEELING IT
[12:32:00 AM] Orion X: NO
[12:32:03 AM] Orion X: STOP
[12:32:06 AM] Orion X: I CAN'T
[12:32:17 AM] Orion X: THIS IS TOO MUCH
[12:33:48 AM] Orion X: THE RUSE IS LOOSE
[12:35:14 AM] Alps: HAAHAHAHAH IT NEVER STOPS
[12:35:35 AM] Alps: HE CAN FEEL THE POWER
[12:38:18 AM] Orion X: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A PHENOMENAL ENDING

So today's lesson, again

[12:32:42 AM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I haven't played Ghost Trick
[12:32:47 AM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: Should I?
[12:32:59 AM] Nick Soapdish: YES

Another satisfied customer.

This never gets old.

[12:58:38 AM] Skrist: http://nichegamer.com/2015/07/tekken-7-to-get-idolmster-costumes-to-celebrate-series-10th-anniversary/
HE DID IT!
[12:58:45 AM] Skrist: THE MADMAN FINALLY DID IT
[12:59:22 AM] DA: thank you based Harada
[12:59:38 AM] Mystgourmet: The hero we need
[1:00:02 AM] Skrist: Sorry Ratsel, looks like your waifu didn't make the cut.
[1:00:59 AM] Mystgourmet: I changed my mind
[1:01:05 AM] Mystgourmet: betrayed by Harada

I tried editing this so that it flows smoother, but alpar's shame messed it up.



[7/27/2015 7:15:32 PM] Ment: oh, is Alpar already in Korealand?
[7/27/2015 7:16:05 PM] Ment: Do they also use stupid sticks to eat there?
[7/27/2015 7:16:23 PM] Alpar: Ya
[7/27/2015 7:16:38 PM] Alpar: Also theyre not stupid UNLIKE YOUUUUUU
[7/27/2015 7:16:40 PM] Nale: DO THEY EAT ICE CREAM SANDWICHES WITH SPOONS?
[7/27/2015 7:16:43 PM] Alpar: NO
[7/27/2015 7:16:49 PM] Nale: ARE YOU SUUUUURE
[7/27/2015 7:16:52 PM] Alpar: GO AWAY
[7/27/2015 7:18:13 PM] Scept: [7:15:59 PM] Ment: Do they also use stupid sticks to eat there?
                                          [7:16:18 PM] Brother Alpar: Ya
                                          Weak.
[7/27/2015 7:18:25 PM] Alpar: Ur weak
[7/27/2015 7:18:36 PM] Alpar: Chopstix stronk
[7/27/2015 7:18:42 PM] Scept: [Emotional crit]
[7/27/2015 7:19:05 PM] Nale:  [7:18:36 PM] Alpar: Chopstix stronk
                                         yeah, that's why it's easy to break them in two when you go to eat
[7/27/2015 7:19:20 PM] Alpar: Like any wood utensil
[7/27/2015 7:22:33 PM] Ment: [7:19 PM] Alpar: Like any wood utensil
                                         that's why monkeys use them
[7/27/2015 7:22:50 PM] Ment: I heard cavemen did too, until they evolved enough to use their HANDS
[7/27/2015 7:25:09 PM] Alpar: >:((((((((((((((
[7/27/2015 7:25:34 PM] Alpar: YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO NOT JUST STAB OUR FOOD
[7/27/2015 7:25:43 PM] Alpar: YOU PHILLISTINE
[7/27/2015 7:26:28 PM] Scept: I bet you don't even twirl your spaghetti around your fork you pleb.
[7/27/2015 7:26:41 PM] Alpar: >
[7/27/2015 7:26:55 PM] Alpar: Actually its easier not to
[7/27/2015 7:27:03 PM] Alpar: And nore convenient
[7/27/2015 7:27:06 PM] Nale: oh my god
[7/27/2015 7:27:08 PM] Scept: P l e b
                                          l
                                          e
                                          b
[7/27/2015 7:27:13 PM] Alpar: *more
[7/27/2015 7:27:35 PM] Alpar: Twirling the fork takes too long
[7/27/2015 7:29:10 PM] Ment: [7:25 PM] Alpar: YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO NOT JUST STAB OUR FOOD
                                         Those dumbasses with forks, using a faster and firmer way to hold food
[7/27/2015 7:29:27 PM] Ment: when will the world devolve and stop using metal?
[7/27/2015 7:29:48 PM] Alpar: >implying faster
[7/27/2015 7:29:58 PM] Alpar: Theres nothing faster about it
[7/27/2015 7:30:06 PM] Ment: literally as fast as you can do a stabbing motion with your hand
[7/27/2015 7:30:12 PM] Alpar: Except the learning curve
[7/27/2015 7:30:25 PM] Nale: oooh, alpar just fucking stabs his food with chopsticks
[7/27/2015 7:30:26 PM] Ment: there is no learning curve because you just STAB THING
[7/27/2015 7:30:36 PM] Ment: or hold thing by gravity on the spoon
[7/27/2015 7:30:44 PM] Alpar: Reeeeee
[7/27/2015 7:30:55 PM] Alpar: Im too hungry to argue this right now
[7/27/2015 7:30:58 PM] Alpar: I want food
[7/27/2015 7:31:10 PM] Nale: are you going to eat spaghetti with fucking chopsticks now?
[7/27/2015 7:31:16 PM] Alpar: Lolno
[7/27/2015 7:31:18 PM] Rina N. Flores: [7:30 PM] Alpar: Except the learning curve
                                                     >Utensils
                                                     >Learning curve
                                                     What
                                                     Why
[7/27/2015 7:31:31 PM] Nale: chippy chopper sticks
[7/27/2015 7:31:35 PM] Alpar: Chopsticks arent hard to learn
[7/27/2015 7:32:30 PM] Alpar: You should be able to at the minimum age of 7 really
[7/27/2015 7:32:54 PM] Ment: babies can use spoons
[7/27/2015 7:32:55 PM] Alpar: Fuj im still hungry
[7/27/2015 7:33:07 PM] Alpar: I want my cousin to wake up
[7/27/2015 7:33:19 PM] Alpar: And make me fuud
[7/27/2015 7:33:28 PM] Nale: can you not make food yourself?
[7/27/2015 7:33:30 PM] Alpar: Come on dude wakey wakey
[7/27/2015 7:33:33 PM] Alpar: I could
[7/27/2015 7:33:49 PM] Alpar: But id rather not wake him up or disturb his kitchen stuff
[7/27/2015 7:33:49 PM] Nale: or go hunting with your supposedly STRONG flimsy pieces of wood
[7/27/2015 7:34:46 PM] Alpar: I want omuraisu
[7/27/2015 7:37:15 PM] Alpar: What are you all doing right now
[7/27/2015 7:37:27 PM] Nale: we should like, wake up DA or something for tetris sgdq
[7/27/2015 7:38:15 PM] Ment: [7:37 PM] Alpar: What are you all doing right now
                                         talking to a dumbass who uses wood utensils in the year of 2015
[7/27/2015 7:38:24 PM] Nale: wow
[7/27/2015 7:38:26 PM] Nale: who?
[7/27/2015 7:38:26 PM] Ment: also boatfucking
[7/27/2015 7:38:31 PM] Alpar: Yeah who
[7/27/2015 7:38:37 PM] Alpar: He sounds like a real bro
[7/27/2015 7:38:47 PM] Nale: sounds like a total loser
[7/27/2015 7:38:52 PM] Ment: His name is Not Important, what's important is what he's about to do
[7/27/2015 7:38:53 PM] Alpar: Nah
[7/27/2015 7:38:56 PM] Alpar: Hur
[7/27/2015 7:39:00 PM] Mystgourmet: [7:38 PM] Ment: wood utensils in the year of 2015
                                                    but why
[7/27/2015 7:39:03 PM] Nale: what is he about to do?
[7/27/2015 7:39:11 PM] Ment: and that is use wood sticks to grab food
[7/27/2015 7:39:24 PM] Alpar: What do you all have against wooden chopsticks anyway
[7/27/2015 7:39:26 PM] Nale: QUE ASCO
[7/27/2015 7:39:44 PM] Ment: THEY ARE INFERIOR EATING TOOLS, THAT'S WHAT
[7/27/2015 7:39:51 PM] Alpar: OKBUTWHYWOOD
[7/27/2015 7:39:53 PM] Ment: THEY HAVE NO REASON TO EXIST
[7/27/2015 7:40:01 PM] Alpar: THEY HAVE LOTS
[7/27/2015 7:40:04 PM] Nale: [7:39:51 PM] Alpar: OKBUTWHYWOOD
                                        THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SAYING
[7/27/2015 7:40:06 PM] Nale: WHY WOOD
[7/27/2015 7:40:31 PM] Alpar: BECAUSE PEOPLE STILL FIND IT CONVENIENT ECONOMICALLY AND BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO SPLIT
[7/27/2015 7:40:32 PM] Ment: WHY MAKE SOMETHING WITH WOOD IF YOU CAN USE A METAL THING THAT'S WASHED IN 3 SECONDS ALPAR
[7/27/2015 7:40:50 PM] Alpar: I DUNNO WHY PLASTIC FORJS?????
[7/27/2015 7:40:54 PM] Alpar: FORKS
[7/27/2015 7:40:58 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: sporks
[7/27/2015 7:40:59 PM] Alpar: Fuj this phone
[7/27/2015 7:41:10 PM] Ment: instead of something you throw away and is less hygienic
[7/27/2015 7:41:11 PM] Nale: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SUPERIOR METAL FORKS, ALPAR
[7/27/2015 7:41:28 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: guysguysguys

                                                               metal chopsticks
[7/27/2015 7:41:29 PM] Alpar: METAL CHOPSTICKS ARE A THING TOO
[7/27/2015 7:41:45 PM] Ment: jesus christ
[7/27/2015 7:41:46 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: folded 1000 times
[7/27/2015 7:41:55 PM] Nale:  [7:41:29 PM] Alpar: METAL CHOPSTICKS ARE A THING TOO
                                         ????????????
[7/27/2015 7:42:02 PM] Ment: wait, what if, listen guys
[7/27/2015 7:42:04 PM] Ment: what if we
[7/27/2015 7:42:06 PM] Ment: listen
[7/27/2015 7:42:12 PM] Ment: took a metal chopstick
[7/27/2015 7:42:22 PM] Ment: and made its tip
[7/27/2015 7:42:25 PM] Ment: wait for it
[7/27/2015 7:42:29 PM] Ment: SHARP
[7/27/2015 7:42:34 PM] Ment: and used to stab things
[7/27/2015 7:42:34 PM] Nale: DUDE
[7/27/2015 7:42:40 PM] Nale: WHAT IF WE PUT LIKE
[7/27/2015 7:42:43 PM] Nale: FOUR OF THEM TOGETHER
[7/27/2015 7:42:54 PM] Ment: holy shit
[7/27/2015 7:43:01 PM] Alpar: Bah im famished im wakin up my cousin bbl
[7/27/2015 7:43:10 PM] Ment: an eating utensil to surpass wood gear
[7/27/2015 7:43:38 PM] Alpar: ITS ALREADY SHARP ENOUGH TO STAB YOU MONGREL
[7/27/2015 7:44:08 PM] Nale: GO WAKE UP YOUR CAHSIN NIKO, ALPAR
[7/27/2015 7:44:09 PM] Alpar: YOU JUST DONT DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOOK STUPID DOING IT
[7/27/2015 7:44:13 PM] Ment: I will slap any person who stabs food with a wooden stick
[7/27/2015 7:44:21 PM] Alpar: METAL
[7/27/2015 7:44:25 PM] Alpar: METAL CHOPSTICKS
[7/27/2015 7:44:35 PM] Nale: Do we need to do this again?
[7/27/2015 7:44:49 PM] Alpar: No i dont have the energy :>

[12:53:37 PM] Nick Soapdish: fuck the show would be so much better if it was Tom trying to rape Jerry with this Futa cock

I dug up this part in particular because I forgot all about it

[10/27/2014 2:28:56 AM] DA: w-wolf
[10/27/2014 2:29:00 AM] DA: WOLF
[10/27/2014 2:29:07 AM] DA: WHO DID THIS TO YOU
[10/27/2014 2:29:23 AM] Rina N. Flores: President Nan O. Machines

And one more

[3:20:11 AM] Daniel - CodePhoenixVA: so now original baymax will now be taken over by darkness
[3:20:18 AM] Mystgourmet: Oh god damnit

There's no way you didn't think Kingdom Hearts

That's what the topic was

Massive: Massive: for something that I had no idea on what to expect it was great
Massive: chapters 10~ to 16 were the ruse cruise
Massive: from halfway 17 to the end it was feels and me crying like alpar did in to the moon
Massive: it was pretty good
Massive: I wasn't expecting being this emotional during the final part tho

G H O S T

T R I C K

[12:02:35 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: actual show of hands i want to know how many of you have hotglued
[12:04:25 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar raises hand

WOW WAY TO TAKE THINGS OUTTA CONTEXT, MEANIE

[1:02:33 AM] Alps: actual show of hands i want to know how many of you have hotglued
[1:04:16 AM] Vatonnage: well first how many of us actualliy have figures
[1:04:24 AM] Alps: Alps raises hand

That doesn't help your case

Believe it or not that one message in the middle helps my case entirely.

Hotgluing figures in no way sounds appealing to begin with.

ayy lmao

[4:06:49 AM] Mystgourmet: I'm constantly mystified by how fat Sans is despite being a skeleton
[4:07:06 AM] Rina N. Flores: No, he's not fat
[4:07:11 AM] Rina N. Flores: He's just a little
[4:07:13 AM] Mystgourmet: Don't you dare
[4:07:13 AM] Rina N. Flores: big-boned
[4:07:15 AM] Mystgourmet: FUCK
[4:14:34 AM] Ment: the truth is ratsel got fucking owned, kid
[4:14:53 AM] Mystgourmet: Put the keyboard down, nobody has to get owned today
[4:18:05 AM] Vatonnage: sans's wideness is probably from him stuffing ketchup bottles inside his coat

[6:35:55 AM] Ment: >Brazil
>Halloween
[6:36:13 AM] Vatonnage: Every holiday in Brazil is replaced with mardi gras
[6:36:16 AM | Edited 6:36:21 AM] Mystgourmet: I'm hanging out with my cousin later
[6:38:01 AM] Ment: Is Marko scaring the jews tonight?
[6:39:04 AM] Mystgourmet: He's going clubbing, still not sure if that means he's going out for drinks or beating up minorities with clubs

[12:32:23 AM] Caelun_Niveus: Valkyrie drive seems to be "how a combat-action game out of the lesbian sex"
[12:32:46 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: This does look pretty cool
[12:32:58 AM] Zyquux: you sold me
[12:33:02 AM] Daniel - CodePhoenixVA: I'm loving it so far, but I'm only up to episode 2
[12:33:09 AM] Daniel - CodePhoenixVA: been pretty behind this season all together

[8:00:38 PM] Alpar: licky licky the dicky dicky