Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[9:06:02 AM] spplmj: >Try to log on to skype
>Your account has been suspended
you wut
[9:06:53 AM] Dimosthenis: how do you get fucking banned from skype
[9:06:56 AM] Alpar: MICROSOFT
[9:07:42 AM] Dimosthenis: wait
[9:07:46 AM] Dimosthenis: who got banned from skype
[9:08:12 AM] spplmj: My account was suspended when I tried to log on
[9:08:26 AM] spplmj: I had to go on the website and do recovery question shit for some reason
[9:08:36 AM] Dimosthenis: did you try using a 3rd party client
[9:08:40 AM] spplmj: no
[9:09:00 AM] Dimosthenis: ...were you planning on overthrowing a government
[9:09:07 AM] spplmj: no
[9:09:22 AM] Dimosthenis: were you selling slaves
[9:10:08 AM] Dimosthenis: no reply

[11:27:18 PM] Zyquux: Does Leo have shitty waifus?
[11:27:22 PM] Zyquux: !8ball
[11:27:22 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: Ask Again Later
[11:27:28 PM] Zyquux: !8ball
[11:27:28 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: Cannot Predict Now
[11:27:32 PM] Nale: DOES LEO HAVE SHITTY WAIFUS
[11:27:34 PM] Yung Rec: HAHAHAH
[11:27:35 PM] Nale: !8BALL
[11:27:36 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: Outlook Good
[11:27:39 PM] Nale: ha
[11:27:39 PM] Yung Rec: !8ball PLS
[11:27:41 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: As I See It, Yes
[11:27:42 PM] Nale: what a loser
[11:27:42 PM] Yung Rec: Wow
[11:27:43 PM] Zyquux: [11:27 PM] Nale:

<<< DOES LEO HAVE SHITTY WAIFUS[11:27 PM] DA:

<<< The Magic 8-ball replies: Outlook Good
[11:27:44 PM] Yung Rec: Confirmed
[11:27:45 PM] Zyquux: CONFIRMED

[2/9/2015 11:18:26 PM] Yung Rec: Ratsel please I got reasonably upset over someone saying Makoto was worst girl on the internet
[2/9/2015 11:18:29 PM] Yung Rec: what did you DO to me
[2/9/2015 11:18:35 PM] Mystgourmet: Who the fuck said that
[2/9/2015 11:18:47 PM] Alps: i read this in r lee ermey's voice
[2/9/2015 11:18:58 PM] Mystgourmet: SHOW ME YOUR WAIFU FACE
[2/9/2015 11:19:09 PM] Yung Rec: KYAAAAH~
[2/9/2015 11:29:30 PM] DA: BULLSHIT! I'M NOT IN THE LEAST BIT AROUSED! SHOW ME YOUR ＲＥＡＬ WAIFU FACE!
[2/9/2015 11:30:17 PM] Yung Rec: Nyan~

And a surprise guest input

[2/9/2015 11:32:01 PM] DA: [Monday, February 09, 2015 11 PM] Ｍｏｉ:

<<< "Private Joker, is Makoto your favorite Idol?"
"SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR!"
" SLAM "

[1:35:47 PM] Austin: !8ball
Can I have something to eat
[1:35:47 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: My Reply Is No
[1:35:53 PM] ALBERT KING OF MANLETS: HA
[1:35:55 PM] Austin: !8ball
Can I have something to eat
[1:35:55 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: My Sources Say No
[1:36:02 PM] ALBERT KING OF MANLETS: HHHHA
[1:36:04 PM] Austin: !8ball
CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT
[1:36:04 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: FUCK YOU

[1:36:38 PM] ALBERT KING OF MANLETS: !8ball
can aboi have this superdelicious turkey sandwich
[1:36:39 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: Reply Hazy, Try Again
[1:36:51 PM] ALBERT KING OF MANLETS: !8ball
can -I- have this superdelicious turkey sandwich?!
[1:36:53 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: It Is Certain
[1:36:58 PM] ALBERT KING OF MANLETS: WOOHOO!
[1:36:59 PM] Austin: SUCK MY ASS

[2:11:09 AM] Nale: welp
[2:11:13 AM] Nale: !8ball goodnight
[2:11:14 AM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: FUCK YOU

[8:43:01 PM] Yung Rec: !8ball FUCK YOU
[8:43:02 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: :^)
[8:43:03 PM] RIG: KEK
[8:43:05 PM] Yung Rec: FUUUUCK

[8:46:10 PM] Yung Rec: !8ball is screwing with me your favorite hobby you fucker
[8:46:10 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: FUCK YOU
[8:46:12 PM] Yung Rec: FUCK

[8:49:48 PM] Yung Rec: !8ball am I boutta get fuxed up or nah fam
[8:49:49 PM] DA: The Magic 8-ball replies: ur a faget
[8:49:51 PM] Yung Rec: SHIT

[2:06:56 PM] TheStalinator: I Sucesssfully opened up a box of rock candy crystals without harming myself
[2:07:16 PM] Skrist: He'll hurt himself eating them, don't worry.
[2:07:18 PM] DA: *moments later*
"AUGH, THE ROCK CANDY HAS PIERCED THROUGH THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"
[2:07:38 PM] TheStalinator: GODDAMIT YOU ASSHOLES YOU JINXED IT I STABBED MY GUMS WITH ROCK CANDY

Old, but let's not forget:

[3:48:42 PM] Ment: new anime: I Want A Girl To Sodomize Me With Her Huge Dick But I Swear I'm Not Gay!
[3:49:16 PM] Ment: it follows the trend of stupidly long names
[3:56:19 PM] Rina N. Flores: I'd watch it
[3:56:30 PM] Ment: you already do
[3:56:32 PM] Ment: it's spp
[3:56:44 PM] Rina N. Flores: 12 episodes of a guy slowly succumbing to the superiority of futacock
[3:56:51 PM] Rina N. Flores: And slowly feminizing along the way
[3:57:01 PM] Yung Rec: Sounds like me and I'm a little distraught
[3:57:22 PM] spplmj: futaisntgayiwenttocollege.jpg
[3:57:28 PM] Yung Rec: hue
[3:57:31 PM] Ment: there's also My Little Ratsel Can't Possibly Be This Gay, but that's just moeshit
[3:57:56 PM] Yung Rec: What's wrong with some sparkles and blushing?
[3:58:07 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: What the fuck

[9:41:51 AM] 99: also when do i get some good songs
[9:41:58 AM] Rina N. Flores: Once you get Snow Halation
[9:42:08 AM] 99: snow halation is shit

[12:58:01 AM] Rina N. Flores: DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
[12:58:03 AM] Rina N. Flores: YURI: APPROVED


[1:02:00 AM] Rina N. Flores: What the fuck

I thought the contrast was amusing

Leo E. wrote:[9:41:51 AM] 99: also when do i get some good songs
[9:41:58 AM] Rina N. Flores: Once you get Snow Halation
[9:42:08 AM] 99: snow halation is shit

As someone who hasn't watched Love Live and heard Snow Halation, this is about the tenth time doublenine has shown his impeccably wrong taste.

The Gang Tries To Convince Ratsel To Visit Them

[3:55:08 PM] DA: Ratseeeel
[3:55:14 PM] DA: come to Mexicali on your way back up
[3:57:51 PM] Mystgourmet: I would if I could
[3:58:07 PM] DA: (you forgot to add the "BETCH!" at the end)
[3:58:12 PM] Tim: ratsel take a massive detour to the uk
[3:58:58 PM] Alps: ratsel make a trip to my house
[3:59:03 PM] Alps: see unlike the others
[3:59:08 PM] Alps: i will be the FIRST to offer videogames
[4:01:51 PM] DA: I offer rare video games from Japan/México
[4:01:51 PM] DA: like that Saint Seya game
[4:01:58 PM] Yung Rec: Ratsel, if you come to California I'll buy you weed
[4:02:52 PM] Massive: Ratsel, if you come to Portugal I will offer you pastry. Good pastry, not the shitty kind
[4:02:53 PM] Ment: come to Brazil and you won't have to worry about snow ever again
[4:03:12 PM] Ment: don't listen to Massive, he will make you eat bacalhau every day

[5:58:42 PM] spplmj: https://40.media.tumblr.com/3fd35b53e7311440d73862a79d9cd3a8/tumblr_nlh28lzF371qg1ykso9_1280.jpg
I dont get it
[5:59:03 PM] spplmj: wait now I get it

[6:01:42 PM] Ment: I still don't get it
[6:03:20 PM] Ment: oh, now I get it

[6:03:28 PM] Cael: I don't get it

[6:04:05 PM] Rina N. Flores: I got it

[6:06:19 PM] Axel X: Oh now I get it

[6:11:47 PM] Alps: I don't get it
[6:13:11 PM] Alps: i still don't get it
[6:18:39 PM] Alps: oh
[6:18:41 PM] Alps: i get it now

[6:18:51 PM] spplmj: who is next to not get it
[6:18:52 PM] spplmj: and then get it

[6:20:48 PM] Scept: I don't get it.
[6:21:42 PM] Scept: Wait, I get it.
[6:21:49 PM] Scept: Next!

Edit: -ONE WEEK LATER-
[5:42:12 PM] Grashspenst: https://40.media.tumblr.com/3fd35b53e7311440d73862a79d9cd3a8/tumblr_nlh28lzF371qg1ykso9_1280.jpg
I don't get this.

I honestly don't, been looking at it for a few days now

[9:20:31 PM] Nale: is Rec raffel's Bane? I mean, as soon as rec got in here, he was alll about the weed. But Raffel had to learn to accept that we was a weedhead. So it's like Raffel merely adopted the weed, but rec was born in it and raised by it.
[9:20:52 PM] Scept: RIP Ratsel
[9:21:49 PM] Gamage: I dont think rec was all about weed when he got here
[9:22:06 PM] Gamage: he was like 13 when he first joined the community
[9:22:11 PM] Gamage: I think
[9:22:43 PM] Nale: I mean when he rejoined
[9:22:53 PM] Nale: when he got into mafia chat
[9:23:56 PM] Rec: [9:20 PM] Nale:

<<< [quote about Rec being Ratsel's Bane]
This is the truth
[9:24:10 PM] Rec: [9:22 PM] Gamage:

<<< he was like 13 when he first joined the community
14 but close enough really
[9:24:23 PM] Rec: I was actually pretty anti-drug until age 17
[9:25:25 PM] Rec: Ratsel reminds me more of the CIA guy if anything, he'd LOVE to spew lines like that
[9:26:44 PM] Nale: you're both fucking hippie-tier stoners, so it doesn't matter THAT much, but baneposting

[9:30:39 PM] Ratsel: [9:25 PM] Rec:

<<< Ratsel reminds me more of the CIA guy if anything, he'd LOVE to spew lines like that
I identify spiritually with CIA guy
[9:30:47 PM] Ratsel: he thinks he's in charge there but he's just a hothead
[9:36:04 PM] Skrist: [9:30 PM] Ratsel:

<<< I identify spiritually with CIA guy
Tell me about your false identity. Why does it wear the mask?
[9:37:29 PM] Ratsel: Lotta social anxiety for a hired shitposter
[9:38:07 PM] Skrist: You're a big meme.
[9:38:30 PM] DA: Ratsel: Dr. Park, I'm TMG
Grash: He wasn't alone
Ratsel: Uh, you don't get to add any friends.
Alpar: They're not my friends, guy.
Grash: No choice for them.
Ratsel: And why would I want them?
Grash: They were trying to grab your weed. They worked for the shitposter.
The dank man.

Ratsel: ...Rec?
Grash nods*
Ratsel: ...add them to the chat! I'll host the call!

*meanwhile on a group call*
Ratsel: The Group Chat I just checked with DA lists me, my mates, Dr. Park here, but only ONE! OF YOU!
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SKYPE CALL!

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PARK?!

...
*Ratsel "kicks" the guy out of his chat but instead just uses the "/set role LISTENER" command*
Ratsel: HE DIDN'T MEME SO GOOD!
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!


TELL ME ABOUT REC!
WHY DOES HE POST THE SHIT?!

...LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SHITPOSTER!
Rec: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would mute a man before kicking him off a call!
[9:39:24 PM] DA: Ratsel: AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK! WHO ARE YOU?
Rec: It doesn't matter who we are! What matters is our posts!
[9:39:39 PM] DA:
Rec: Nobody cared who I was until I started doing weed.
[9:40:36 PM] Ratsel: [9:38 PM] DA:

<<< The dank man.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/8015/275052-20303-121200-1-bluntman-and-chronic.jpg
[9:40:38 PM] DA: Ratsel: If I smoke that kush will you die?
Rec: It would be extremely dank...
Ratsel: You're a big guy
Rec: ...for you.
[9:41:13 PM] DA: Ratsel: Was getting high on this call part of your plan?
Rec: Of course!
[9:41:15 PM] spplmj: The Dank Meme Rises
[9:41:35 PM | Edited 9:41:39 PM] Ratsel: The Smoke Rises, brother
[9:42:35 PM] DA: Rec: Dr. Park refused our waifus in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about mine.
Alpar: IT'S SHIT! YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT!
[9:43:11 PM] DA: Ratsel: ...well congratulations! You got yourself in this call!
Now what's the next step of your #MASTERPLAN?
[9:43:36 PM] DA: Rec: ...crashing this chat...

...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
*Rec types /golive multiple times in the chat*
[9:44:19 PM] Ratsel: FUCK
[9:45:07 PM] DA: *Rec brings the dead spirit of Paulrus into the chat and starts injecting Alpar with his dank memes*
[9:46:37 PM] Scept: Oh man, I haven't heard from Paulrus in ages.
[9:46:50 PM] Ratsel: I forgot about him completely
[9:47:24 PM] Scept: Haven't heard from Vabolo in the longest time either.
[9:47:37 PM] Scept: Not since the Great Drought.
[9:47:39 PM] DA: *Grash starts to type "/golive" as well*
Rec: NO! They expect one of us stuck in skypelag, brother!
Grash: Have we started the shitposting?
Rec: The shitposting RISES!
[9:48:26 PM] DA: *Alpar starts getting adverse reactions to the memes*
Alpar: I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
Rec: Calm down, doctor! Now's not the time for memes! That comes later!
[9:48:44 PM] DA: *Rec types /golive one last time before typing /leave*

[7:21:43 PM] Vatonnage: https://40.media.tumblr.com/aa7ab33aa34579ad41f67b2440be1518/tumblr_nm5gf3MGkA1rbpyqbo3_1280.png
Dude look at how hot we are
[7:22:00 PM] Rina N. Flores: THAT FUKKEN FEMALE MC I SWEAR TO GOD
[7:22:13 PM] Vatonnage: WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME
[7:22:19 PM] Lynn_Niveus: ... where are their shoes
[7:22:24 PM] Vatonnage: NO SHOES
[7:22:29 PM] Vatonnage: BECAUSE FEET ARE CONFIRMED
[7:22:31 PM] Rina N. Flores: SHOW OFF THE FEET
[7:22:35 PM] Rina N. Flores: FEET TECHNOLOGY

[10:04:58 PM | Edited 10:05:02 PM] spplmj: Now that I'm one of your cheap whores do I have to tattoo Yaoi Hole around my Yaoi Hole?

(Regarding something I've been writing for a bit)

[9:19:27 PM] Rina N. Flores: But one of the main things (succubus in the nun's head) was eerily similar to that manga so I want to go back and change it a bit.
[9:20:32 PM] Ment: what if the succubus lived in her dick?
[9:20:49 PM] Rina N. Flores: This may surprise you
[9:20:52 PM] Rina N. Flores: But she doesn't have a dick
[9:20:55 PM] Ment: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[9:21:10 PM] Ment: That's it, Ratsel finally turned Leo gay

[2015/03/16 21:55:13] Tael: leo are you watching yuri kuma arashi
[2015/03/16 21:55:27] spplmj: yes
[2015/03/16 21:55:41] Tael: this is more lesbian than sakura trick and I love it
[2015/03/16 21:55:52] spplmj: what episode of Ikuhara's wild ride are you on?
[2015/03/16 21:55:59] Tael: just started the first ep
[2015/03/16 21:56:07] spplmj: Lucky you
[2015/03/16 21:56:14] Tael: the short glasses one is 2cuet
[2015/03/16 21:56:17] spplmj: you dont get to know the pain of waiting each week
[2015/03/16 21:56:23] spplmj: ...
[2015/03/16 21:56:41] Tael: w-what
[2015/03/16 21:56:46] spplmj: nothing

[2015/03/16 22:03:04] Tael: oh my god what's happening in this show
[2015/03/16 22:03:13] Tael: the hell is the invisible storm
[2015/03/16 22:03:39] Tael: I'm guessing bear is going to ntr glasses girl ;_;
[2015/03/16 22:06:33] Tael: w h a t

[2015/03/16 22:09:11] Tael: WHAT IS YURI APPROVED
[2015/03/16 22:09:13] Tael: SPP EXPLAIN
[2015/03/16 22:09:25] spplmj: Shabadadu
[2015/03/16 22:11:20] Tael: LEWD
[2015/03/16 22:11:22] Tael: 2LEWD

[2015/03/16 22:13:28] Tael: WAIT
[2015/03/16 22:13:33] Tael: DID THEY ACTUALLY EAT HER
[2015/03/16 22:13:36] Tael: SPP PLS
[2015/03/16 22:13:43] Tael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[2015/03/16 22:14:20] spplmj: Welcome aboard Ikuhara's Wild Ride Tael

[7:27:28 PM] Alps: I KNOW
[7:27:34 PM] Alps: like
[7:27:37 PM] Alps: a weed is called a blunt
[7:27:41 PM] Alps: or whatever

I TOLD YOU I KNEW MY WORD CHOICES WERE WRONG AND I JUST MESSED UP THE PHRASING, STOP MOCKING IT YOU PIECE OF DICK.

Past two or three hours of cringe:

[9:51:44 PM] Vatonnage: what part of magic futa are you not understanding

[11:50:20 PM] Rina N. Flores: She's 14 you sick fuck
[11:50:20 PM] Tael: *unzips dick*

[5/14/2015 11:25:02 PM] Spooky Taylor: http://commiesubs.com/yahari-ore-no-seishun-love-comedy-wa-machigatteiru-zoku-my-teenage-romcom-snafu-too-07-hype-post/
and commie is fucking with us
[5/14/2015 11:25:23 PM | Edited 11:25:25 PM] Mystgourmet: >c o m m i e
[5/14/2015 11:25:36 PM | Edited 11:25:40 PM] Mystgourmet: they don't even sub it properly
[5/14/2015 11:25:42 PM | Edited 11:25:43 PM] Mystgourmet: fuckign memelords
[5/14/2015 11:25:48 PM] Rina N. Flores: [Thursday, May 14, 2015 11:24 PM] Spooky Taylor:

<<< commieThat's your first mistake
[5/14/2015 11:25:59 PM] Mystgourmet: LE GEICO XDDDDDDDDDD
[5/14/2015 11:26:12 PM] Axel X: ...Are you still alive after that Raffle?
[5/14/2015 11:26:20 PM] Mystgourmet: NO
[5/14/2015 11:26:21 PM] Spooky Taylor: they are one with the memes
[5/14/2015 11:26:23 PM] Rina N. Flores: Rofl, you should go back and re-watch Oretwi with Commie subs
[5/14/2015 11:26:28 PM] Rina N. Flores: That was the worst
[5/14/2015 11:26:31 PM] Mystgourmet: WELL, YES, ACTUALLY, MY ANGER AT COMMIE KEEPS ME ALIVE
[5/14/2015 11:26:37 PM] Mystgourmet: I HAVE BECOME A BEING OF PURE HATRED AND ANGER
[5/14/2015 11:26:42 PM] Rina N. Flores: Oh no
[5/14/2015 11:26:46 PM] Rina N. Flores: He has become Commie Subs
[5/14/2015 11:26:57 PM] Mystgourmet: I SAID HATRED AND ANGER, NOT MEMES AND SHITTY HUMOR

[18:41:54] Massive: quick alpar, shitpost on ratsel's skype so we can record it for posteriorety
[18:41:58] Ratsel: okok
[18:42:06] Ratsel: makoto is gay
[18:42:10] DA: HA
[18:42:14] Massive: perfect
[18:42:23] DA: say something that Ratsel would never say
[18:42:25] Ratsel: was memeposting a part of your plan/\
[18:42:30] DA: like "I like dicks"
[18:42:30] Nick Soapdish: say liking tomboys makes me gay
[18:42:37] Skrist: [18:42] DA:

<<< say something that Ratsel would never say[18:42] Ratsel:

<<< makoto is gay
[18:42:51] Ratsel: Griffith did nothing wrong
[18:42:57] Massive: TOO FAR
[18:43:03] Ratsel: Zeon is not scum, Feddies are the real nazis
[18:43:24] Skrist: Talk about how Gurren Lagaan revolutionized the mecha genre.
[18:43:30] Ratsel: NICO NICO NIIIIIII!!!!
[18:44:21] DA: talk about deconstructions
[18:44:27] huelander: I also started To the Moon
[18:44:32] Ratsel: Alpar is banned from my computer from now on

Plot Twist: It probably was Ratsel all along pretending to be Alpar