Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[1:48:31 PM] Mystgourmet: I'm amazed that we went from discussion on the value of creative liberty vs following the author's intention to waifu shitposting in less than 30 seconds

skype.txt

[19:54:33] spplmj: http://makotokikuchi.com/post/105050740715/spplmj-happy-birthday-ratsel
your gf noticed you Ratsel
[20:01:17] Mechaderps419: Wait what
[20:01:26] Mechaderps419: I'm pretty sure makotokikuchi doesn't follow me, what is this
[20:02:03] Yung Aesthetic: Reblogged from spp
[20:02:16] spplmj: Perhaps she follows me
[20:02:21] spplmj: I'm NTRing her from under you
[20:02:31] spplmj: I am become Ment
[20:02:52] Yung Aesthetic: Destroyer of hope.
[20:03:00] Mechaderps419: Don't do this to me
[20:06:38] Yung Aesthetic: too late
[20:06:44] Yung Aesthetic: beg for her from him

[2:14:56 PM] Yung Aesthetic: >not kirino's ass
[2:15:01 PM] Yung Aesthetic: I have no interest in these matters

>Word "enema" comes up

[10:00:15 PM] Emiya Alpar: enewhat
[10:00:23 PM] Rina N. Flores: Oh this is gonna be good
[10:00:24 PM] Adam Campbell: squirting stuff up your arse
[10:00:33 PM] Alice Celica: It's getting water hosed in your ass
[10:00:34 PM] Scept: Dammit Alpar.
[10:00:38 PM] Emiya Alpar: yuck
[10:00:59 PM] Emiya Alpar: i thought it had something to do with random encounters because it sounded so close to "enemy"

>Alpar sets up the Wii U...

[10:31:31 AM] Emiya Alpar: so i have everything except the hdmi cables i think
[10:31:37 AM] Emiya Alpar: and i'm positive i cleared out everything from the box day 1
[10:32:17 AM] Emiya Alpar: there's this one plug that has two ends
that are exactly the same
[10:32:24 AM] Emiya Alpar: and it says hdmi on it
[10:32:36 AM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: That is the HDMI cable
[10:32:48 AM] Emiya Alpar: how are you supposed to plug this in
[10:32:54 AM] Emiya Alpar: no color coded wires or anything?

oh my god alpar how do you function

On the bare minimum required to survive in this day and age.

[12:56:21 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I want to smoke weed with ratsel
[12:56:28 AM] Mystgourmet: Same
[12:56:33 AM] Mystgourmet: wait

don't do drugs, kids

Wonderful 101.

[12:15:24 AM] Orion X: BUT THE FINAL QTE
[12:15:26 AM] Vatonnage: That one QT failure was the best
[12:15:50 AM] Orion X: All QTEs just need to be like that
[12:17:07 AM] Rina N. Flores: >Press X to pay respects
>Press A to protect earth
[12:17:28 AM] Axel X: Rank up to Sergeant
[12:17:39 AM] Orion X: Wonderful 101 = CoD
It all makes sense now
[12:18:01 AM] Rina N. Flores: "I knew we forgot someone... Dew."

HE-taro

[3:54:20 AM] DA: http://explosm.net/rcg/CurvyYakSound
[3:56:55 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/AbandonedSeedCalculator
[3:57:20 AM] Vatonnage: http://explosm.net/rcg/ApatheticExchangeEvent
[3:57:25 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/EarthyApplianceCap
[3:58:13 AM] Vatonnage: http://explosm.net/rcg/StrangeBattleSummer
[3:58:27 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/GullibleOilTruck
[3:59:03 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/MajesticFormSpade
[3:59:46 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/AcridSlaveKick
[4:01:02 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/SubduedToothpasteBath
[4:01:35 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/EndurableDetailTax
[4:01:45 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/FuzzyFlyCarpark
>
[4:02:11 AM] Vatonnage: http://explosm.net/rcg/MelodicBattleStem
[4:02:25 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/LivingBuildingStreet
[4:04:26 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/OafishSinkBeds
[4:05:32 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/BraveSinkShock
[4:05:56 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/LyingFriendsCracker
[4:06:24 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/GullibleTheorySuit
[4:06:43 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/HeartbreakingMarkHead
[4:06:57 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/UnnaturalWindBasin
[4:06:58 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/FuzzyKnifeBook
You can get a lot of mileage out of the "Sleeping with my wife" joke.
[4:07:31 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/FaintChangeBubble
[4:07:39 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/DependentIcicleTin
[4:07:45 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/SassyRestEvent
[4:07:51 AM] Vatonnage: http://explosm.net/rcg/FadedPigsCar
[4:07:53 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/PowerfulFurnitureTin
[4:08:23 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/EarthyWindSong
[4:08:40 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/NervousTestSign
[4:08:52 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/MammothApplianceWax
[4:09:03 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/CurvyGirlSteel
[4:09:37 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://explosm.net/rcg/JumpySinkJellyfish
[4:09:41 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/ScintillatingSackJellyfish
[4:10:06 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/RuralTransportPull
Look, it's the 50's.
[4:10:10 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/JudiciousSidewalkFrame
[4:10:19 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://explosm.net/rcg/AbandonedJailUnit
made too much sense
[4:10:42 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/YieldingComparisonCactus
[4:11:06 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://explosm.net/rcg/PanoramicCrownSnakes
this is fucking great
[4:11:41 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/PhysicalApprovalTrade
[4:11:52 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/EightIncomeWhistle
[4:11:55 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://explosm.net/rcg/ExclusivePlayRiddle
my fucking sides
[4:12:25 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/OafishToothpasteStreet
[4:12:40 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/CulturedTrousersNeedle
[4:12:53 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/MeatyWorkRecord
[4:13:30 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/MammothSkirtLook
[4:13:45 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/JumpyPetsSkin
[4:14:20 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/UntidyDustSea
[4:15:50 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/PrettyBuildingPart
[4:18:32 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/JoyousSpyHour
[4:18:48 AM] Scept: http://explosm.net/rcg/ColossalRecessSkin
[4:19:33 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/MiniatureSpyHealth
[4:20:38 AM] Cloak: http://explosm.net/rcg/PerfectJailBath
[5:22:32 AM] DA: >comes back after an hour
[5:22:33 AM] DA: >sees this
[5:22:37 AM] DA: what the fuck have I done

[8:39:17 PM] Emiya "Big Cancer" Alpar: STANDING
OOOOOOOOOOON THE :^ ))))

[12:52:31 AM] Nick Soapdish: I'm sitting in a car. Entertain me
[12:52:45 AM] Skrist: Want to hear a joke?
[12:52:58 AM] Nick Soapdish: Yes
[12:53:08 AM] Skrist: Do you have a mirror in the car?
[12:53:17 AM] Nick Soapdish: Yes
[12:53:21 AM] Nick Soapdish: It is a car
[12:53:24 AM] Skrist: Look into it.
[12:53:30 AM] Nick Soapdish: Done
[12:53:35 AM] Skrist: There you go.
[12:53:48 AM] Nick Soapdish: I saw my son in the mirror. That's offensive
[12:53:53 AM] Nick Soapdish: I will kill you
[12:54:00 AM] Skrist: HAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!

[23:03:29] spplmj: Did you all run out to the beach, jump in the air, and shout Umi-da! like they do in the animoos?
[23:03:40] Alpar: i'm not a bad anime trope
[23:03:49] spplmj: yes you are
[23:03:51] Axel X: cough
[23:03:51] Alpar: am not
[23:03:55] Phonics Wrong: he is
[23:03:58 | Edited 23:04:06] Skrist: No they all ran on the beach, looked inside and seen Alpar getting his God Hand on.
[23:04:01] Alpar: at least not THAT bad anime trope
[23:04:29 | Edited 23:04:40] Nick Soapdish: did you do the anime trope of accidental groping/falling into boobs butts or vaginas/witnessing nudity?
[23:04:39] Alpar: You know I did.
[23:04:47] Alpar: I'm sure I've told this.
[23:05:00] Nick Soapdish: I'd love it if that was a real life curse.
[23:05:09] Alpar: It was a one time accident
[23:05:11] Alpar: wasn't really a curse.
[23:05:14] Nick Soapdish: not for me, but for someone else I could watch and laugh. or maybe me
[23:05:24] Alpar: No scratch that, twice.
[23:05:32] Alpar: I remember telling two different accounts.
[23:05:34] Nick Soapdish: tell me the story again
[23:05:37] Axel X: Next he's going to say it was three
[23:05:41] Alpar: They're not that special.
[23:06:00] Skrist: >Happened twice
>Not special
[23:06:16] Alpar: First case was me accidentally groping. Tripped over someone in the seventh grade and my right hand accidentally ended up with a palm fulla titty. It also happened to be someone I legitimately hated at the time and vice versa.
[23:06:22] Alpar: So it was pretty bad luck.
[23:06:31] spplmj: 2tsun
[23:06:33] Alpar: The second time was me playing dodgeball with a different group of people
[23:06:43] Alpar: it was in a hallway I should mention
[23:06:44] Nick Soapdish: so wait, you bump into that person, they fall backwards and you land on top?
[23:06:47] Mechaderps419: This is too anime for me
[23:06:53] Nick Soapdish: maximum anime
[23:07:01] Phonics Wrong: did you yell "why did this happen again?!"
[23:07:27] Alpar: hand accidentally ended up slapping someone who would eventually some point after end up being my first crush on the butt, was too embarrassed to continue playing.

Reminder that Alpar is not an animoo trope.

[13/01/2015 12:55:24 | Edited 12:56:11] Ment: I guess I will change the convo pic to a cute tomboy daily to taunt you.
[13/01/2015 12:55:49] *** Ment has changed the conversation picture. ***
[13/01/2015 12:56:13] Nale: perfect
[13/01/2015 12:56:15] Mystgourmet: I hate you
[13/01/2015 12:56:16] Nick Soapdish: perfect
[13/01/2015 12:56:23] Christobal el Kellerito: Perfect.
[13/01/2015 12:56:30] Mystgourmet: It's fucking DK isn't it
[13/01/2015 12:56:31] Ment: I'm glad we can agree that Makoto is perfect
[13/01/2015 12:56:41] Nick Soapdish: perfect pair
[13/01/2015 12:56:46] Skrist: Hue
[13/01/2015 12:56:46] *** Christobal el Kellerito has changed the conversation topic to "TFW no image for Ratsel" ***
[13/01/2015 12:56:58] Nick Soapdish: man this picture is so kawaii
[13/01/2015 12:56:59] Ment: It's Makoto
[13/01/2015 12:57:30 | Edited 12:57:34] Ment: wtih a  s u i t
[13/01/2015 12:58:07] Skrist: She has style. She has grace.
[13/01/2015 12:58:12] Nick Soapdish: I haven't seen such a great pairing since Kirino x Kyosuke
[13/01/2015 12:58:16] Nick Soapdish: lol my son just saw the picture
[13/01/2015 12:58:16] Mystgourmet: Fuck you
[13/01/2015 12:58:22] Nick Soapdish: He can't stop laughing
[13/01/2015 12:58:32] Nick Soapdish: he's hysterical
[13/01/2015 12:58:57] Nick Soapdish: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[13/01/2015 12:59:04] Nick Soapdish: Guess what he just said
[13/01/2015 12:59:08] Nick Soapdish: "Who's that boy?"
[13/01/2015 12:59:18] Skrist: Heh
[13/01/2015 12:59:20] Mystgourmet: Goddamnit
[13/01/2015 12:59:29] Nick Soapdish: oh my sides
[13/01/2015 12:59:30] Mystgourmet: how does it feel to have an awful son
[13/01/2015 12:59:40] Nick Soapdish: great
[13/01/2015 13:00:00] Nick Soapdish: I'm gonna need a full version of that pic

ratsel and his waifu:

Itty Bitty Gritty Bikini Space Titty Committee

"What if it had tits?"

"I feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus"

Diabeetus-tan is jealous of Chihaya and has a personal vendetta against idolfus

"Hitler said it was only 6 million Jews."

This was a good night

[12:05:33 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Scept... I did the compatibility tester in Tomodachi Life...
[12:05:47 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I... I don't know what to tell you...
[12:07:40 PM] Brother Alpar: [12:05 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< Scept... I did the compatibility tester in Tomodachi Life...i wanna know
[12:08:58 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: doesn't look too good...
[12:09:07 PM] Brother Alpar: details?
[12:09:23 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: 30% compatibility
[12:09:28 PM] Brother Alpar: ooooouch
[12:13:19 PM] Scept: [12:09 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< 30% compatibility*glass cracks*
[12:13:42 PM] Scept: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE
[12:13:47 PM] Scept: I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAAAAKES
[12:13:59 PM] Scept: GOT NOWHERE TO RUUUUN
[12:14:03 PM] Brother Alpar: rip
[12:14:05 PM] Scept: BUT LIFE GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
[12:14:08 PM] Brother Alpar: tharja incoming
[12:15:35 PM] Scept: I'M SICK OF THIS LIIIIIFE
[12:15:58 PM] Brother Alpar: u wa mad
[12:16:08 PM] Scept: I wa sad

Brb sudoku

[7:13:11 PM] Yung Aesthetic: aye fam I need your opinion
[7:13:16 PM] Yung Aesthetic: I'm gonna make a new tumblr
[7:13:32 PM] Tael: have you finally outgrown shitposting and memes
[7:13:34 PM] Yung Aesthetic: is xXxImoutoFckr420xXx a good URL

[11:12:01 PM] Mystgourmet: I think my favourite thing is that people always think I'm older than I am and they literally never believe I'm Mexican until I speak Spanish to them
[11:12:34 PM | Edited 11:12:52 PM] Goofball in Goggles: wait ratsels mexican?
[11:14:06 PM] Mystgourmet: See

[1/22/2015 11:54:09 PM] Mystgourmet: ...
[1/22/2015 11:54:09 PM] Mystgourmet: oh no
[1/22/2015 11:54:12 PM] Mystgourmet: I'm going to hell for this
[1/22/2015 11:54:24 PM] Mystgourmet: I'd better win as a tradeoff
[1/22/2015 11:54:31 PM] Scept: Nah, I got dis.
[1/22/2015 11:54:35 PM] Mystgourmet: Are you sure
[1/22/2015 11:54:44 PM] Scept: Yeh.
[1/22/2015 11:54:51 PM] Scept: You'll like it.
[1/22/2015 11:54:52 PM] Vatonnage: But Rec's the Czar
[1/22/2015 11:54:57 PM] Vatonnage: And he's high
[1/22/2015 11:54:58 PM] Brother Alpar: I think I got this
[1/22/2015 11:54:59 PM] Scept: Shh
[1/22/2015 11:55:09 PM] Mystgourmet: That only helps me
[1/22/2015 11:55:10 PM] Grandpa Soapy: No I got it
[1/22/2015 11:55:16 PM] Tael: >KIRINO
KEK
[1/22/2015 11:55:17 PM] Brother Alpar: No -I- got it
[1/22/2015 11:55:17 PM] Give her the DA: >Kirino
[1/22/2015 11:55:19 PM] Give her the DA: insta win
[1/22/2015 11:55:20 PM] spplmj: makoto
[1/22/2015 11:55:24 PM] Brother Alpar: >MYSTERIOUS GOURMET AND MAKOTO
[1/22/2015 11:55:26 PM] Brother Alpar: WHAT
[1/22/2015 11:55:26 PM] Mystgourmet: are you kidding me
[1/22/2015 11:55:27 PM] Brother Alpar: WHAT
[1/22/2015 11:55:29 PM] Give her the DA: ORION WINS
[1/22/2015 11:55:29 PM] Brother Alpar: WOW
[1/22/2015 11:55:30 PM] Brother Alpar: NEVER
[1/22/2015 11:55:30 PM] Tael: >RAPE-IT-RANDY
[1/22/2015 11:55:30 PM] Vatonnage: see
[1/22/2015 11:55:31 PM] spplmj: NOT MEMESTERIOUS AND MAKOTO
[1/22/2015 11:55:33 PM] Brother Alpar: PLAY
[1/22/2015 11:55:35 PM] Brother Alpar: CAH
[1/22/2015 11:55:35 PM] Scept: THAT
[1/22/2015 11:55:36 PM] Brother Alpar: HIGH
[1/22/2015 11:55:36 PM] Scept: WAS MINE
[1/22/2015 11:55:37 PM] Brother Alpar: EVER AGAIN
[1/22/2015 11:55:40 PM] Mystgourmet: Come on, I had Liquid and Big Boss
[1/22/2015 11:55:43 PM] Shrek: Is Rec even in this chat?
[1/22/2015 11:55:46 PM] Brother Alpar: MEMESTERIOUS AND MAKOTO + MASSIVE AND RAPE IT RANDY WERE BEST
[1/22/2015 11:55:47 PM] Grandpa Soapy: I HAD KIRINO!
[1/22/2015 11:55:47 PM] Scept: I HAD THE RATSEL AND MKATOOT
[1/22/2015 11:55:51 PM] Mystgourmet: I don't think so actually
[1/22/2015 11:55:51 PM] Brother Alpar: I HAD THE RAPE IT RANDY ONE
[1/22/2015 11:55:55 PM] Vatonnage: He's not
[1/22/2015 11:56:05 PM] Brother Alpar: I'M SO MAD
[1/22/2015 11:56:10 PM] Tael: we playin' again?
[1/22/2015 11:56:13 PM] Mystgourmet: No
[1/22/2015 11:56:18 PM] Brother Alpar: I'M GOING TO DRAW THE MEMESTERIOUS MAKTOOT RAPE DOUJIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST KIDDING I DON'T DRAW PORN
[1/22/2015 11:56:19 PM] Tael: mmkay
[1/22/2015 11:56:22 PM] Brother Alpar: also nah i'm good
[1/22/2015 11:56:24 PM] Vatonnage: You should stop being salty at a person who's high
[1/22/2015 11:56:36 PM] Vatonnage: It only works on people who are not high
[1/22/2015 11:56:36 PM] Brother Alpar: NEVER
[1/22/2015 11:56:38 PM] Scept: It's ogre.

JANUARY 22, 2015: THE DAY REC CHOSE SHOTAS/TRANSVESTITE COPS OVER RATSEL/MKATOOT

[2:20:55 PM] Vatonnage: stop fucking ghosts
[2:20:58 PM] Alps: if only it was that easy

out of context for your non-ghost-related pleasure

[2:19:42 PM] Alps: unrelated totally
[2:19:48 PM] Alps: but it really hurts for some reason when i pee today
[2:19:54 PM] Alps: i'm sure i didn't have anything funny
[2:20:46 PM] Nale: [2:20 PM] Alps:

<<< but it really hurts for some reason when i pee todaygo see a doctor
[2:20:54 PM] Vatonnage: stop fucking ghosts

vat pls ;_;

Yes Alpar. Because with context you sound soooo much better.

Correcting Ment on a spelling error

[4:55 PM] Alps: Also "skeptic"
[5:00:56 PM] Mystgourmet:Sceptic is also valid
[5:01:02 PM] Alps: It is?
[5:01:08 PM | Edited 5:01:10 PM] Ment: it is?
[5:01:11 PM] Ment: wow
[5:01:13 PM] Nale: ...
[5:01:15 PM] Alps: Thanks English.
[5:01:17 PM] Ment: thanks english

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