Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[12:57:50 AM] Alpar: OOOOOOOOOKAY
[12:57:52 AM] Alpar: NEWS FLASH
[12:57:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'm not really familiar with aircraft (other than the really famous ones, like the B-17 and a few Vietnam-era helicopters and gunships). What do you like about it?
[12:57:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WHAT
[12:57:59 AM] Alpar: I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO TYPE INCOEHRENTLY
[12:58:03 AM] Alpar: AND IF I AM
[12:58:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HELL YEAH
[12:58:08 AM] Alpar: IT'S PMMOSTL LIEKYL A TYPO
[12:58:12 AM] Alpar: OH SHOOTTTTT
[12:58:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Snrrrrrrk
[12:58:14 AM] Alpar: AHHAAHHA
[12:58:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my god
[12:58:18 AM] Alpar: OK SO
[12:58:23 AM] Alpar: I FOUND OU WHAT TPYE OF DRUNK I AM
[12:58:27 AM] Alpar: OH GODS
[12:58:28 AM] Alpar: APPARENTLY I'M NOT HTE MOETIONAL ONE
[12:58:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh??
[12:58:33 AM] Alpar: THIS IS MESSING WITH MY INSTINCTS
[12:58:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Not the emotional one
[12:58:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Let it all out
[12:58:40 AM] Alpar: YEAH THAT
[12:58:46 AM] Alpar: APPARENTLY I'M THE VIOLENT ONE
[12:58:48 AM] Alpar: IN A VERY SPOTY WAY
[12:58:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OH BOY
[12:58:50 AM] Tael: [1:06 AM] Alpar:

<<< MOETIONAL I'm so moe-tional
like all the time, man
[12:58:51 AM] Vatonnage: what the fuck
[12:58:51 AM] Alpar: SPORTY
[12:58:52 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [12:58 AM] Alpar:

<<< IT'S PMMOSTL LIEKYL A TYPO
OH SHOOTTTTTHOLY SHIT
[12:58:54 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: IT'S HAPPENING
[12:58:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:59:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: AW MAN I WISH I COULD GRAB A BEER FOR THIS
[12:59:06 AM] Alpar: SO I'M NOT INCOHERENT ENOUGH TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS
[12:59:08 AM] Alpar: BUT
[12:59:09 AM] Orion X: HOLY SHIT IS ALPAR DRUNK
[12:59:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YES
[12:59:12 AM] Alpar: APPARENTLY I AM THE TYPE
[12:59:18 AM] Alpar: TO BE VERY VIOLENT AND CHELENGGING
[12:59:19 AM] Orion X: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY
[12:59:20 AM] Tael: alapr has imbibed in the devil's water
[12:59:23 AM] Skrist: [12:58 AM] Alpar:

<<< APPARENTLY I'M NOT HTE MOETIONAL ONEYou're acting like the moetional one.
[12:59:31 AM] Alpar: OH BY THE WAY IF HYOUE WONDERING WHY I'M RUNKEN
[12:59:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You'd be the asshole to ask me to armwrestle you huh
[12:59:36 AM] Alpar: IT'S BECAUSE I WAS -CHALLENGED- YOU SEE
[12:59:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Honor
[12:59:44 AM] Vatonnage: wow okay
[12:59:48 AM] Alpar: SO
[12:59:49 AM] Alpar: MY FRIENDS
[12:59:54 AM] Alpar: WERE PLAYING THIS PHYSICAL GAME
[12:59:58 AM] Orion X: Wow lewd
[1:00:00 AM] Alpar: THAT'S REALLY ASOHAHRD TO EPLXAIN
[1:00:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: A PHYSICAL GAME
[1:00:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh boy
[1:00:06 AM] Tael: (it was sex)
[1:00:09 AM] Alpar: SO I'D THAVE TO SHOW YOU IN REAL LIFE HOW IT WORKS
[1:00:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: was there pump-action
[1:00:13 AM] Alpar: WOW I ALMOST TPISSMISSTYYPED WORKS
[1:00:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME SOMETIME
[1:00:21 AM] Vatonnage: challenge is just a euphemism for peer pressure
[1:00:23 AM] Alpar: THIS IS KINDA HARD
[1:00:29 AM] Orion X: [1:00 AM] Alpar:

<<< TPISSMISSTYYPEDNew dictionary word
[1:00:31 AM] Alpar: BUT YEAH I FOUND A CHALENGE IMAFAGEE MYSELRF
[1:00:37 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Take your time
[1:00:38 AM] Alpar: HAHAAHHAA I AM ALIVEA
[1:00:40 AM] Skrist: This is pretty moe.
[1:00:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Don't rush through typing words
[1:00:45 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Gosh
[1:00:45 AM] Alpar: I AM ASPSS SPINNYY
[1:00:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Wh
[1:00:50 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:00:51 AM] Alpar: SO SPINNY
[1:00:53 AM] Tael: god damn
[1:00:55 AM] Alpar: HWHAHHHAA WOW
[1:00:57 AM] Alpar: WOOOO OK
[1:00:58 AM] Orion X: Holy shit how drunk are you
[1:00:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're wasted
[1:00:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Omfg
[1:00:59 AM] Tael: don't hurt yourself
[1:01:01 AM] Alpar: SO BASICALLY I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT
[1:01:06 AM] Alpar: TRYING TO BREAK BROKENETPYLEYU
[1:01:08 AM] Alpar: I MEAN PROPEYY
[1:01:11 AM] Alpar: PROPERTY
[1:01:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Jesus christ
[1:01:18 AM] Orion X: Oh no
[1:01:21 AM] Yung Aesthetic: snrrrrrrrrrrk
[1:01:22 AM] Orion X: Thinks are going downhill now
[1:01:23 AM] Vatonnage: drunk AND vandalism my god
[1:01:31 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:00 AM] Alpar:

<<< I AM ASPSS SPINNYYIs he okay
[1:01:31 AM] Vatonnage: It's like you're from the south
[1:01:33 AM] Orion X: I want off Drunken Alpar's Wild Ride
[1:01:35 AM] Alpar: I GOT INTO A FIGHT IWOTHT WITH ALL MY FRIENDSS
[1:01:40 AM] Alpar: AND THEY ALL ENJOYED IT
[1:01:41 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I want to see this in person
[1:01:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: This sounds amazing
[1:01:44 AM] Vatonnage: Did you win
[1:01:45 AM] Alpar: I WRESLTED WITH THE FATTEST ONE
[1:01:46 AM] Alpar: AND I LOST
[1:01:48 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Alpar confirmed for best kind of drunk
[1:01:51 AM] Alpar: THIS IS PAIN
LEAVING THE WEAKESNES FROM THE BODY
[1:01:53 AM] Vatonnage: Oh okay you didn't win
[1:01:55 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:01:56 AM] Vatonnage: You're a loser
[1:01:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[1:01:59 AM] Tael: this is the least-well I've seen anyone handle liquor ever
[1:02:01 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Is he turning into fucking Sundowner or something
[1:02:02 AM] Alpar: PAINA IS WAKEANESS FROM THE LEAVING
[1:02:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Same
[1:02:05 AM] Alpar: NO WAIT
[1:02:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit
[1:02:11 AM] Vatonnage: No I've seen worse
[1:02:11 AM] Alpar: PAIN IS LESSS KESS LESS KEWWEWEKANESS
[1:02:13 AM] Alpar: I AM LAUGHING TOO HSRARDHHTGH
[1:02:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PFFFFFT
[1:02:17 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Jesus
[1:02:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: THIS IS LOVELY
[1:02:19 AM] Orion X: Holy crap
[1:02:27 AM] Alpar: OK POINT BEING
[1:02:31 AM] Alpar: I BROKE STUFF
[1:02:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I want to drink with you
[1:02:32 AM] Vatonnage: I'm just confused as to whether this is actually alcohol
[1:02:36 AM] Alpar: SO I'M NOT THE MOETIOINAL TYPE
[1:02:37 AM] Orion X: inb4 this is all a ruse
[1:02:38 AM] Yung Aesthetic: But please don't break my arm
[1:02:43 AM] Alpar: NO I ACTUALLY AM RUNK
[1:02:46 AM] Alpar: I DIDN'T KNOW APBTOUT THIS
[1:02:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Of COURSE you're the Moe type
[1:02:48 AM] Alpar: BUT APPARENTLY
[1:02:49 AM | Edited 1:02:51 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: It's hard to fake drunk
[1:02:52 AM] Alpar: PUPILS GET SMALLER WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
[1:02:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: what really
[1:02:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: huh
[1:03:00 AM] Vatonnage: It looks more like cocaine, I mean
[1:03:02 AM] Alpar: AND MY FRIENDS TOLD MY MYE MULEPUPLA S WERE SMALL
[1:03:03 AM] Alpar: I THINK SO
[1:03:09 AM] Orion X: Mulepupla
[1:03:15 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I think he just can't figure out how to turn capslock off
[1:03:24 AM] Vatonnage: My mulepuplas are small too
[1:03:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Either way it's very entertaining
[1:03:27 AM] Orion X: That might be for the best
[1:03:35 AM] Orion X: Trying really hard not to laugh right now
[1:03:37 AM] Alpar: I BLEIEVE MY ING MY JESUS THE LIORD AND SAVRHRHORR BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE WEHEEELE BUT BECAUSE HE HAS NO LICENSE HE AND MY KEYBOARD ISN'T A WHEEL HELP
[1:03:42 AM] Phoenix: WHY IS THERE 135 MESSAGES IN THE SPAN OF 5 MINUTES
[1:03:42 AM] Phoenix: OH
[1:03:43 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Holy shit
[1:03:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[1:03:46 AM] Phoenix: IS ALPAR DRUNK
[1:03:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HOLY SHIT
[1:03:50 AM] Orion X: He is so drunk
[1:03:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: yes
[1:03:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: he is
[1:03:51 AM] Alpar: KINDA
[1:03:55 AM] Alpar: I'M NOT MENTALLY WORSE
[1:03:56 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: that is the most beautiful thing I've ever read
[1:03:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: hashtag WASTED
[1:03:56 AM] Phoenix: WAIT SERIOUSLY?!
[1:03:57 AM] Vatonnage: That's why he has caps lock for cruise control
[1:03:59 AM] Alpar: BUT DEFINITELY PHSYICALLY
[1:04:03 AM] Alpar: LIKE
[1:04:04 AM] Tael: [1:11 AM] Alpar:

<<< I BLEIEVE MY ING MY JESUS THE LIORD AND SAVRHRHORR BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE WEHEEELE BUT BECAUSE HE HAS NO LICENSE HE AND MY KEYBOARD ISN'T A WHEEL HELPtoo much signature material, too little time
[1:04:07 AM] Alpar: IF SOME WOMAN CAN MOEME UP WITH ME
[1:04:08 AM] Orion X: Schwasty faced
[1:04:09 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRUNK ALPAR
[1:04:10 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:04:11 AM] Alpar: CAME UP TO ME
[1:04:17 AM] Alpar: AND TRIDED TO SEX ME
[1:04:21 AM] Alpar: I THINK I WOULD PUNHEHCH HER
[1:04:24 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Did Alpar just say "meme up with me"
[1:04:25 AM] *** Yung Aesthetic has changed the conversation topic to "Alpar: I BLEIEVE MY ING MY JESUS THE LIORD AND SAVRHRHORR BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE WEHEEELE BUT BECAUSE HE HAS NO LICENSE HE AND MY KEYBOARD ISN'T A WHEEL HELP" ***
[1:04:27 AM] Tael: that's fucked man
[1:04:33 AM] Vatonnage: "If some woman can meme up with me" is something I'd expect Ratsel to say
[1:04:33 AM] Orion X: [1:04 AM] Alpar:

<<< AND TRIDED TO SEX ME
I THINK I WOULD PUNHEHCH HERGood ol' Alpar
[1:04:41 AM] Alpar: WHOOOOOOO IA FEEL SO POWERFULL
[1:04:43 AM] Phoenix: ALPAR
[1:04:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We must immortalize this
[1:04:45 AM | Edited 1:06:06 AM] Phoenix: Diabeetus-tan ISN'T HAPPY
[1:04:46 AM] Alpar: QHWAT
[1:04:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's watched too much G Gundam
[1:04:54 AM] Alpar: OK LOOK Diabeetus-tan I KNOW YOU'RE AGAINST ALCOHOL
[1:04:55 AM] Alpar: BUT I HATE ALCOHOL
[1:04:58 AM] Vatonnage: Anyone else feeling a... Kiru vibe?
[1:05:01 AM] Alpar: AND I'M NEVER GONNA DO THIS AGAIN I MEAN IT
[1:05:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit.
[1:05:05 AM] Alpar: CAUSE FIRST OF ALL
[1:05:06 AM] Orion X: Too late
[1:05:09 AM] Alpar: I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO ALCHOL
[1:05:11 AM] Alpar: AND SECOND
[1:05:11 AM] Orion X:  You've tasted the forbidden fruit
[1:05:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Vat, that's too horrifying to even consider.
[1:05:11 AM] Tael: [1:13 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Anyone else feeling a... Kiru vibe?THE SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF
[1:05:13 AM] Orion X: There's no going back
[1:05:15 AM] Alpar: I THINK I GOT MY WRIDE'S ROWTHTWORTH
[1:05:20 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It DOES remind me of him
[1:05:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh christ
[1:05:25 AM] Alpar: OHOHHH BOYYYY BUT MAN
[1:05:25 AM] Orion X: Also I really want this to happen again
[1:05:29 AM] Alpar: I FEEL LIKE I CAN FIGHT
[1:05:29 AM] Alpar: ANYTHING
[1:05:36 AM] Alpar: I WILL TAKE ON EVERY BOXER
[1:05:36 AM] Tael: dude no
[1:05:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: holy smokes
[1:05:41 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Trust me when I say this
[1:05:42 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: you can't
[1:05:42 AM] Alpar: I WILL FRIP OUT HIF S BRAHTREACHEEA
[1:05:43 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: don't do it
[1:05:47 AM] Alpar: WITHM Y BARE TEEEETHTTT
[1:05:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Don't tell him that
[1:05:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He'll punch you
[1:05:52 AM] Orion X: Just because Little Mac could, doesn't mean all manlets can
[1:06:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's reached anime protag levels of drunken confidence.
[1:06:05 AM] Vatonnage: Asian teeth are terrible anyway
[1:06:07 AM] Alpar: WHOO OK LET'S SEE
[1:06:09 AM] Vatonnage: Don't do that
[1:06:09 AM] Alpar: I'LL FIGHT ANYONEE
[1:06:13 AM] Alpar: P.S.
[1:06:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I believe in you
[1:06:17 AM] Tael: the one time my friend got really drunk he decided to punch the floor
the medical bills were above a thousand bucks
moral of the story: don't punch anything harder than your fist
[1:06:21 AM] Alpar: ALOE VERA UTHSIS A V ERY GOOD OMG MY KEYBOARDDS
[1:06:24 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHA
[1:06:28 AM] Alpar: OH HIT'S OKT ATAEL
[1:06:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I remember I had aloe vera
[1:06:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: once.
[1:06:34 AM] Skrist: ALPAR, 1V1, YOU VS ME, TOP OF THE STAIRS LET'S GO!
[1:06:36 AM] Vatonnage: Fight me in Smash
[1:06:40 AM] Alpar: MY FISTS IS HARDER THAN A THING BECAUSE NIGNI AM KNUCKLES TR
[1:06:43 AM] Phoenix: oh my god hes worse than rofl
[1:06:46 AM] Alpar: WHOOPS
[1:06:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I was also smoking weed though so I don't remember how it tastes
[1:06:51 AM] Vatonnage: [1:06 AM] Alpar:

<<< MY FISTS IS HARDER THAN A THING
[1:06:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAH
[1:07:03 AM] Phoenix: oh my sides
[1:07:04 AM] Vatonnage: That one I like
[1:07:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I HOPE EVERYONE'S WRITING THIS DOWN
[1:07:10 AM | Edited 1:07:15 AM] Tael: I never want to see alpar high
[1:07:10 AM] Alpar: ;;PPL
[1:07:14 AM] Alpar: O AM HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR WEEKS
[1:07:19 AM] Alpar: MY KNUCKJLESS X ARE HLARDERE THAN STE
[1:07:21 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I really want to
[1:07:24 AM] Phoenix: alpar do that face emoticon you always do
[1:07:28 AM] Alpar: :^ ) gD
[1:07:31 AM] Tael: pff
[1:07:31 AM] Alpar: NO
[1:07:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar
[1:07:33 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:07 AM] Tael:

<<< I never want to see alpar highIt's actually easier to type coherently high
[1:07:33 AM] Orion X: Good he can still shitpost
[1:07:37 AM] Alpar: I DIDNTEA MEANS TO DO DS THSOESAT
[1:07:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Try to type this: ,':^y
[1:07:40 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I've been baked without people noticing before online
[1:07:43 AM] Alpar: I'M ERWALYL LOKISING MOTOER CONEROLS
[1:07:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yeah, but my fingers felt really heavy
[1:07:54 AM] Orion X: This is the greatest day of my life
[1:07:55 AM] Alpar: VOKDAKA HISTS ARHARD
[1:07:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Did that happen with you?
[1:08:00 AM] Alpar: THIS REALLY LASJAIKICKED ME IN
[1:08:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohohoho
[1:08:01 AM] Vatonnage: I always think you're stoned at this rate, Ratsel
[1:08:06 AM | Edited 1:08:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's the goal
[1:08:08 AM] Tael: in fact, I'm baked RIGHT NOOOOO- nah
[1:08:12 AM] Alpar: BUT I PROMISE I WON'T DRINK AGAIN
[1:08:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Mmhm
[1:08:20 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Please drink again
[1:08:20 AM] Tael: but I could be, actually, I'm the only one on the house for days
[1:08:21 AM] Alpar: LIKE FOR REAL THIS IS THE ONE REASON I WOULD POSSIBLY BE TRUNK
[1:08:24 AM] Alpar: AND I FOUND OUT
[1:08:26 AM] Alpar: I
[1:08:29 AM] Alpar: AM THE VILENT OENTTYYPE
[1:08:36 AM] Alpar: I CAN KILL ANYONE
[1:08:38 AM] Tael: that's terrible man
[1:08:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We'll get you drunk and make absolutely sure there's a punching bag around
[1:08:40 AM] Alpar: I CAN DESTROY
[1:08:41 AM] Alpar: ANYONE
[1:08:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: And no sharp objects
[1:08:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit
[1:08:49 AM] Alpar: I CAN RIP OUT ANYONE'S BONES
[1:08:51 AM] Alpar: THEIR VEINS
[1:08:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ok
[1:08:53 AM] Phoenix: >vodka hits hard
[1:08:53 AM] Orion X: [1:08 AM] Alpar:

<<< LIKE FOR REAL THIS IS THE ONE REASON I WOULD POSSIBLY BE TRUNK[1:08 AM] Alpar:

<<< TRUNK[1:08 AM] Alpar:

<<< I CAN KILL ANYONEIncluding Halolz
[1:08:54 AM] Tael: no going out to bars for you
[1:08:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HHHAHAHAHAH
[1:08:59 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I CAN FIGHT ANYO-*collapses*
[1:09:00 AM] Phoenix: how much vodka did you have?
[1:09:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'M FUCKING GIGGLING
[1:09:11 AM] Tael: any vodka is too much vodka
[1:09:13 AM] Alpar: I DON'T AKSNOTATHWOW BUT YOU NAFOCAN DRUNKENE I DON'T KNOW
[1:09:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: wow
[1:09:21 AM] Phoenix: I can handle a shot of vodka just fine
[1:09:26 AM] Alpar: CRUISE AONTRORL IS A GOOOOOOO
[1:09:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOD BLESS
[1:09:34 AM] Alpar: OH I OAHSD MERE THEAN IA SHOT
[1:09:34 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: He's still slightly better off than I was last time
[1:09:43 AM] Vatonnage: We can tell
[1:09:46 AM] Orion X: Just wait until he starts posting about Kuroneko
[1:09:47 AM] Phoenix: hey alpar who are you with at the moment?
[1:09:47 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:09 AM] Alpar:

<<< OH I OAHSD MERE THEAN IA SHOT???????
[1:09:51 AM] Alpar: OH MAN I IWISH I WISH WAS A LOVE FOR RURI MY PRECIOU WAIFU
[1:09:54 AM] Vatonnage: He had more than a shot
[1:09:55 AM] Alpar: BUT I AM TOO
[1:09:56 AM] Vatonnage: He said
[1:09:59 AM] Alpar: HYPOED FOR FIGHTENING
[1:10:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my god
[1:10:04 AM | Edited 1:10:05 AM] Vatonnage: Fight your waifu
[1:10:07 AM] Alpar: I WANT TO OPCUNCHG ESOMETHING
[1:10:14 AM] Alpar: NO THAT'S NOAT MORALY COLRECT
[1:10:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Faitu for your waifu
[1:10:18 AM] Alpar: I LOVE HER
[1:10:20 AM] Phoenix: you're gonna regret punching something
[1:10:21 AM] Vatonnage: Kill your waifu
[1:10:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: adorable
[1:10:28 AM] Vatonnage: If you really love your waifu you'd kill her
[1:10:31 AM] Alpar: NO IT'S OK  I MPUNCHED MY FREINDS IN A FIGHT THEY WILLINGLY JOINED
[1:10:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: wow vat
[1:10:41 AM] Alpar: THEY SAID I'ASMAT DRTOO TOO DURNK
[1:10:41 AM] Phoenix: alpar who the fuck are you with right now
[1:10:48 AM] Alpar: MY FRIENDSDA
[1:10:56 AM] Phoenix: I'm telling L-chan
[1:11:02 AM] Alpar: OHKH FFGO SHASAEAD
[1:11:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAH
[1:11:08 AM] Alpar: I BET ES HE'SS BEEN DRUNKS BEFOEREE
[1:11:13 AM] Vatonnage: Okay I don't know what that one is
[1:11:19 AM] Alpar: BUT THAT WONTD S CHANGE HER FIGHTGING SPIRSITT
[1:11:21 AM] Phoenix: dont worry vat
[1:11:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Her FIGHTING SPIRIT
[1:11:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HOLY SHIT
[1:11:30 AM] Vatonnage: oh nvm it's "ok go ahead"
[1:11:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[1:11:31 AM] Orion X: [1:11 AM] Alpar:

<<< OHKH FFGO SHASAEAD"Okay go ahead"?
[1:11:32 AM] Alpar: NOT LIKE YOU AHVE E  HER IN THE CONTACTS FOR SKYP
[1:11:38 AM] Skrist: So guys, how do you think he's going to attempt to apologize tomorrow for nothing?
[1:11:39 AM] Alpar: YEASH THAT
[1:11:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's daring you
[1:11:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: to do it
[1:11:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit
[1:11:51 AM] Alpar: LOOK BUT IT'S OK
[1:12:01 AM] Alpar: FOR SOME REASON I DON'T FEE L LIKE INSD 'MAKE ANY BAD DECISIONS
[1:12:01 AM] Vatonnage: I don't think anyone's apologized for being drunk and chatting on Skype
[1:12:04 AM] Phoenix: oh hey his writing is back to norm-
[1:12:06 AM] Vatonnage: Why start now
[1:12:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PFFFT
[1:12:09 AM] Alpar: I'LL ONLY FIGHT SOMEONE IF THEY CHALEENENGE ME
[1:12:16 AM] Orion X: fite me in smash fgt
[1:12:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's a morally just person
[1:12:23 AM] Alpar: I WON'T DICK SOEROENE IF T HEY ARE HORNEYY
[1:12:28 AM] Vatonnage: Challenge yourself
[1:12:29 AM] Alpar: I HAVE TO LDO VEE FOR THAT
[1:12:33 AM] Skrist: Which fgt you talking to, Orion?
[1:12:33 AM] Alpar: AND DEDICATMETEATE
[1:12:37 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:12:39 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:11 AM] Alpar:

<<< FOR SOME REASON I DON'T FEE L LIKE INSD 'MAKE ANY BAD DECISIONSI can guarantee you that you are
[1:12:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: What
[1:12:40 AM] Alpar: DEDICATEETE
[1:12:41 AM] Vatonnage: The drunk faget
[1:12:45 AM] Alpar: YOU GEGTD TIT
[1:12:47 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: ...hey Alpar, up for Smash?
[1:12:50 AM] Phoenix: Alpar teach your friends how to give a blowjob
[1:12:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ratsel no
[1:12:58 AM] Vatonnage: dude drunk Smash is the best
[1:13:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He would throw the controller at the TV
[1:13:01 AM] Alpar: OHOHHOHOHHOHOHO DURNK AMSDAHSFAT WOUDL EB DG SOGSOOD BUT THATI  ICAN'T BECAUSE FREINDS INTERNET
[1:13:04 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I only have it on 3DS
[1:13:05 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: oh
[1:13:10 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: damn, what a missed opportunity
[1:13:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He would try to punch your on-screen character
[1:13:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: With his actual fist
[1:13:18 AM] Orion X: rip 3DS
[1:13:25 AM] Alpar: MY DRUNDKRENE NESS WOULD MAE KY MY LIGTTLEMAC SO DRUNKEN STYLE LILKE MY LJAPANESE ANIMEYA
[1:13:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: f uck
[1:13:38 AM] Alpar: LIEKE
[1:13:40 AM] Vatonnage: Don't make Ness drunk too
[1:13:41 AM] Alpar: MY LITELTE MACA
[1:13:42 AM] Vatonnage: He's a good boy
[1:13:46 AM] Alpar: NO SHUT UP I MEAN DTT DRUNKENENEES
[1:13:48 AM] Alpar: DRUNKENEES
[1:13:49 AM] Orion X: Little Maracca
[1:13:54 AM] Alpar: DRUNKENESS
[1:13:56 AM] Vatonnage: Little Macca
[1:13:57 AM] Alpar: DID ISPELEL THAT RIGHT
[1:14:01 AM] Orion X: Yes
[1:14:04 AM] Vatonnage: Because demon negotiations keep taking it
[1:14:26 AM] *** Yung Aesthetic has changed the conversation picture. ***
[1:14:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes you did
[1:14:37 AM] Alpar: OK SMAINE DONT E BE E SIDSSAPPOITNED
[1:14:39 AM] Alpar: I PROMSIES
[1:14:42 AM] Alpar: AS THE HEAD OF THE SDF
[1:14:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: RIP
[1:14:52 AM] Alpar: I WILL STILL BE POWERFUALA WHN E DI  AM DRUNKENES
[1:14:56 AM] Alpar: I CAN KILL ANYTHING
[1:15:00 AM] Alpar: I SACNA  KHUNT NAYTHIGG
[1:15:08 AM] Alpar: JUST IMFMAFGEE A RIFEELE
[1:15:12 AM] Alpar: OR A COLT
[1:15:18 AM] Alpar: I CAN STIL LDO TTRIGERR DISICPSKNEE
[1:15:20 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:15:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: NO
[1:15:23 AM] Alpar: DSIPCPLINE
[1:15:26 AM] Vatonnage: Oh you're more like a shotgun
[1:15:30 AM] Phoenix: I think to make sure everyone is safe we should tie up alpar when hes drunk
[1:15:32 AM] Vatonnage: Two cocks and you're loaded
[1:15:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes
[1:15:35 AM] Orion X: DSPline
[1:15:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I agree with Phoenix
[1:15:47 AM] Alpar: LOOK I PRMISES  I WONT' HURT ANYTHIGN EONE BUT IF YOU HCLENEGE ME T OA FIGHT I WILL KNOCKS YOU UOT
[1:15:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar, can you show us CQC?
[1:15:55 AM] Alpar: YHESSSSS
[1:15:57 AM] Vatonnage: I think we should tie up anyone who's drunk
[1:15:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HHHAHAHAHAFIHFDSH
[1:16:00 AM] Alpar: I ASNCACA FINALLY SHOW YOU
[1:16:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my god
[1:16:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'm really excited to see that!
[1:16:13 AM] Alpar: HOW STRONKGD I AM
[1:16:19 AM] Vatonnage: Heck I'd throw my own mom in an isolation cell if I could whenever she gets drunk
[1:16:23 AM] Alpar: FINALLY I'VE ALAWYAS WANTS TED TO DO THTE ANIME THING
[1:16:29 AM] Alpar: WHERE I AM CPROTECT AM MY LIFEFRIENDS
[1:16:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I bet it would be beautiful
[1:16:37 AM] Alpar: EVEN WHEN I 'M DRUNKEN
[1:16:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're a big sweetheart, Alps.
[1:16:47 AM] Alpar: I WILL TAKE ON THE WORLD
[1:16:54 AM] Alpar: I WILL PRTOECT Diabeetus-tan ASF AND PEHONIXS' MARRIAGE I PROMISES
[1:16:56 AM] Vatonnage: Shining shimmering biceps
[1:17:00 AM] Alpar: I WILL PROTECT EVERYONE AND THEIR LIVES
[1:17:05 AM] Alpar: I WILL PROETCT MY EMTY WAIFU
[1:17:11 AM] Alpar: NYYMY PWRECIOUS WAIFUFS
[1:17:15 AM] Phoenix: we need to protect them from you though
[1:17:20 AM] Alpar: OH NO LOOK
[1:17:24 AM] Vatonnage: Waifu*s* he said
[1:17:28 AM] Alpar: I DON'T HURT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T CHELNEGES ME
[1:17:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh boy
[1:17:36 AM] Alpar: SO JUST DONT' TEST ME
[1:17:39 AM] Alpar: AND I WON'T PUNCH YOU
[1:17:47 AM] Alpar: I WAS SOTE MTPEED TO BREAK AS HREEATER
[1:17:52 AM] Phoenix: alpar how hard can you punch yourself
[1:17:54 AM] Alpar: I COUDL HAFAFVE SMASHED IT ONTO SOMEONE
[1:17:57 AM] Alpar: OH GOOD QUESXTION
[1:17:59 AM] Alpar: I LOVE THAT
[1:18:01 AM] Alpar: I'LL DO THT RIGHT NOW
[1:18:04 AM] Alpar: NO
[1:18:06 AM] Orion X: Phoenix why
[1:18:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: NP
[1:18:07 AM] Alpar: THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH BRB TRYING AGAIN
[1:18:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: *NO
[1:18:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HOLY SHIT
[1:18:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALPAR STOP
[1:18:12 AM] Alpar: NO
[1:18:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: NO
[1:18:15 AM] Alpar: THAT IDND'T BAREAM ANY BONES
[1:18:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DON'T DO IT
[1:18:20 AM] Phoenix: wow he actually did it
[1:18:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALPAR PLEASE
[1:18:35 AM] Alpar: OK IS S THIS OGING T  OHEKP THOGUH
[1:18:41 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WHAT
[1:18:46 AM] Alpar: I ASMD ASAID
[1:18:50 AM] Alpar: TIS THIS GOING TO HEALP
[1:18:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Help how
[1:19:03 AM] Alpar: I CAN FIGTE EME
[1:19:05 AM] Alpar: I WILL BRE STRONKGER
[1:19:08 AM] Alpar: THAN THE ME OF TOMROROWWS
[1:19:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh god
[1:19:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: alpar no
[1:19:15 AM] Alpar: I WILL BE THE STORNKGEST I HAVE EVER BEEN
[1:19:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: you of tomorrow will not thank you
[1:19:21 AM] Alpar: LOOK NO IT'S OK
[1:19:21 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: ?????
[1:19:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALPAR NO
[1:19:27 AM] Alpar: IF I STRENGTEHENE MY OBOBNSES
[1:19:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'M VERY CONCERNED
[1:19:33 AM] Diabeetus-tan: alpar if you physically injure yourself during this state of mind I will cry
[1:19:33 AM] Alpar: I WILL BECOME HARDER TO KILL
[1:19:39 AM] Alpar: OH OK
[1:19:41 AM] Alpar: CAN'T DENY THAT
[1:19:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Thank you
[1:19:48 AM] Alpar: AS ATHTEHE HEAD OF THE SDF  I CAN'T BE THAT BAD
[1:19:52 AM] Alpar: AS YOU WISH
[1:19:58 AM] Diabeetus-tan: thank you
[1:19:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Christ
[1:20:13 AM] Diabeetus-tan: there's only so much rowdiness I can allow ;-;
[1:20:14 AM] Vatonnage: Maybe we can make him hit his head hard enough that he'll go unconscious for the rest of the night
[1:20:18 AM] Alpar: JUST SAYING ATHTOUTGH TRAINIGN SI SA PAINFUSFL PEOFCESS
[1:20:20 AM] Alpar: PROCESS
[1:20:25 AM] Alpar: I MANEAN
[1:20:29 AM] Alpar: YOU HAVE TO K=PUNCH SO MUCH
[1:20:39 AM] Alpar: AND I ALWAYS PRESS MY KNUCKLES ASFATAGAINTST THE FLOOR
[1:20:41 AM] Alpar: SO IT S REALLY HRUTSS
[1:20:45 AM] Alpar: BUT LOOK
[1:20:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: i'm seriously questioning whether this is really happening right now
[1:20:52 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: This is surreal
[1:20:54 AM] Alpar: THE SCIENCE PROVES SIT LOKS MAKES YOU STORNK
[1:20:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I was
[1:20:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Going to use that word.
[1:20:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yeah.
[1:21:01 AM] Diabeetus-tan: It really is surreal as hell
[1:21:04 AM] Orion X: Stornk
[1:21:07 AM] Diabeetus-tan: stornk
[1:21:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: STORNK
[1:21:09 AM] Diabeetus-tan: the stork
[1:21:09 AM] Alpar: SO EVEYR SPF UNCH HIRTS AERTERSRE
[1:21:11 AM] Alpar: HERARDER
[1:21:13 AM] Alpar: HARDER
[1:21:21 AM] Orion X: Herr derr
[1:21:23 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I thought alcohol was a depressant all these years
[1:21:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I've never met anyone more determined in my fucking life
[1:21:30 AM] Alpar: I CAN GUARANTETEFS IF FI PUNCHED SONEAWAN I CAN HURT THEM
[1:21:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Well, it's sorta both
[1:21:33 AM] Tael: [1:29 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter:

<<< I thought alcohol was a depressant all these yearsthe saddest thing I've ever read
[1:21:39 AM] Alpar: I CAN FINALLY RPEOTECT YOU GUSY
[1:21:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Stimulant and depressant
[1:21:42 AM] Alpar: CAUSE S I L OVE YOU ALL
[1:21:45 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Guys.
[1:21:48 AM] Alpar: LIKE
[1:21:50 AM] Alpar: I'D DIEASS FR YOU YOU
[1:21:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar is the Drunk Brawler character.
[1:21:53 AM] Alpar: DIE
[1:21:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DON'T DIE ALPAR
[1:21:59 AM] Tael: aww
[1:22:01 AM] Orion X: Die ass
[1:22:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WE LOVE YOU
[1:22:03 AM] Phoenix: [1:21 AM] Yung Aesthetic:

<<< I've never met anyone more determined in my fucking lifehes really determined to not be in a real relationship so its nothing new
[1:22:10 AM] Alpar: LIKE ISAFLITERALLY I'D LIDEIE ANY DAY FOR ANY OF YU
[1:22:11 AM] Tael: alpar's trying to be sweet but we can barely understand him, it's so moe
[1:22:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's respectable
[1:22:23 AM] Alpar: OK LOOKS I WA S LOOK PROMISE I CAN MAKE YOU UNDERSATNS
[1:22:30 AM] Alpar: BECAUSSED  THAT STHE POWER OF LOEV
[1:22:33 AM] Tael: (heart)
[1:22:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're absolutely right!
[1:22:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: (heart)
[1:22:42 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:21 AM] Tael:

<<< the saddest thing I've ever readIs it really
[1:22:42 AM] Alpar: I WLOVE YOU ALL
[1:22:52 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: We love you too
[1:22:58 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: don't puke
[1:22:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're very dear to us, Alpar
[1:23:01 AM] Alpar: AND I WISH I CAN SPENSD EVERYS ISNGLES MOMENAS OF MY LEIF WITH U
[1:23:03 AM] Tael: yeah, alcohol hasn't really made me depressed ever
[1:23:08 AM] Alpar: IOH LOOK IT'S OK I KNOWS NOT ASKTO PUEKS
[1:23:09 AM] Tael: and being high makes me like, ecstatically happy
[1:23:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: tael pls
[1:23:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh yeah
[1:23:19 AM] Alpar: I DRUNKENS THE NOT THING THAT MAKES YTOU NOT PUKE
[1:23:24 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Weed is the opposite of a depressant
[1:23:26 AM] Tael: [1:31 AM] Alpar:

<<< AND I WISH I CAN SPENSD EVERYS ISNGLES MOMENAS OF MY LEIF WITH Uu 2 brah
[1:23:27 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:23:30 AM] Alpar: THING THAT MAKES YOU NOT ASUOPKE
[1:23:31 AM] Alpar: PUKE
[1:23:36 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Someone please translate
[1:23:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Do you mean that Aloe Vera?
[1:23:46 AM] Alpar: I SADAIFD I CARDRANK THE THING THAT MAKES YOU UNPUKE
[1:23:49 AM] Alpar: YES ALOE AVERA
[1:23:50 AM] Alpar: VERA
[1:23:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: There we go!
[1:23:53 AM] Tael: also lots of water
[1:23:54 AM] Diabeetus-tan: al where are your parents
[1:23:59 AM] Alpar: OH LOL MY PARNETS
[1:24:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's at a friend's house
[1:24:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think
[1:24:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: LOL
[1:24:06 AM] Diabeetus-tan: oh god
[1:24:08 AM] Alpar: IT'S OK I WETESTELED MY DAD DURING THANKSGIGVNGNING
[1:24:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HE USED LOL
[1:24:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OH NO
[1:24:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: what
[1:24:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh boy
[1:24:14 AM | Edited 1:24:18 AM] Diabeetus-tan: WHAT
[1:24:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAHAH
[1:24:20 AM] Alpar: MY DAD DOESNT' EMIND I 'KMND BEING MY POVIOLENT
[1:24:20 AM] Orion X: Oh my Lord this is fantastic
[1:24:29 AM] Alpar: LIEKD EME  LITERALLY
[1:24:30 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh boy
[1:24:40 AM] Alpar: I LITERALLYREED ARME WRESTLED YM YDAD
[1:24:44 AM] Alpar: AND SUMO WRESLTELD
[1:24:47 AM] Alpar: AND BLOODY KNUX
[1:24:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit
[1:24:59 AM] Alpar: LIKE IT WSAS A S SO RSUREEAL
[1:25:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's what WE'RE sayin'.
[1:25:12 AM] Alpar: OK SO
[1:25:18 AM] Alpar: IA'MY AT A MY F FEINDS RIAHTGH NOW
[1:25:20 AM] Alpar: AND I TOOK THE ALODCHOL
[1:25:23 AM] Alpar: BECAUS
[1:25:30 AM] Alpar: I WAS AT ADAN ADAVANTEGE
[1:25:37 AM] Alpar: AT A GAME
[1:25:43 AM] Alpar: BEASSEUS I WAS NT' DUNEN ENOUGH
[1:25:55 AM] Alpar: SO I PROVED I TO THEM THAT I'M SNOT AT FILTHYS FAILCASUAL
[1:26:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You were at a disadvantage because you weren't drunk enough
[1:26:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohhh
[1:26:02 AM] Alpar: I DIDN'TAT MANEA TO PUT FAEIL
[1:26:03 AM] Alpar: YEHSA
[1:26:11 AM] Alpar: SO I WASHAD TO CHALENEGE THEM
[1:26:14 AM] Alpar: AND PROEFVE  I WAS STORNKEGER
[1:26:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Did you win?
[1:26:24 AM] Alpar: SO I COULD PORETEDTCTY OU GUYS
[1:26:28 AM] Alpar: AND BE OWRHTY SOMETHING
[1:26:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Stop that, I'm going to cry
[1:26:35 AM] Tael: [1:33 AM] Alpar:

<<< AND I TOOK THE ALODCHOL
BECAUS[1:33 AM] Alpar:

<<< SO I PROVED I TO THEM THAT I'M SNOT AT FILTHYS FAILCASUALpeer pressure, not even once
[1:26:37 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're too sweet
[1:26:44 AM] Alpar: OHG NO  OYU F DON'T WAUNDERSTAND
[1:26:47 AM] Alpar: I AMSDAER THE GAME MYSELF
[1:26:51 AM] Alpar: AND I WANTED TO BE STRONG
[1:26:56 AM] Tael: yeah alpar
[1:27:00 AM] Alpar: CAUS I F I A  WANIN AT A PHSYICALS AME
[1:27:04 AM] Alpar: MEANS I'M GOOD AT THIS
[1:27:06 AM] Tael: alcohol actually heightens gaming ability, if you didn't know
[1:27:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're literally the strongest person I know if that means anything to you
[1:27:13 AM] Alpar: OH AFFFORO REAMALL?
[1:27:16 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:27:17 AM] Alpar: FOR REALA?!
[1:27:19 AM] Alpar: FORE REAL
[1:27:19 AM] Tael: nah
[1:27:20 AM] Tael: lol
[1:27:21 AM] Alpar: FORE
[1:27:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's joking
[1:27:24 AM] Alpar: FOUR
[1:27:25 AM] Alpar: FOR
[1:27:28 AM] Alpar: REALA
[1:27:30 AM] Alpar: REAALLLLLL
[1:27:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It destroys your hand-eye coordination
[1:27:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: omfg
[1:27:38 AM] Tael: I'm so scared
[1:27:41 AM] Alpar: OH OK
[1:27:44 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Alpar how could you believe that for even a second
[1:27:49 AM] Alpar: GOOD EQUESRIONT
[1:27:50 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: you can't even type
[1:27:52 AM] Tael: we're all in sixth sense and alpar is johnny
[1:27:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: SNRRRRK

[1:28:00 AM] Alpar: I HAVE TO PEE BUT I LIKE TALKING TO YOU GUYS TOO ASFU HC
[1:28:03 AM] Alpar: MUCH
[1:28:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALPAR
[1:28:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PLEASE
[1:28:09 AM] Alpar: BUTI 'TS TANOT THAT TBAD
[1:28:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GO TO THE BATHROOM.
[1:28:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OKAY?
[1:28:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DO IT
[1:28:16 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Do you have a laptop
[1:28:18 AM] Alpar: LIKE AREALLY I HACE DONE WORSE
[1:28:18 AM] Orion X: We love you too. And we also love your pants. So go to the bathroom
[1:28:19 AM] Alpar: YES
[1:28:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DON'T LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU'LL PEE
[1:28:26 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: Then you can do both
[1:28:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ratsel I don't think he should try to carry it
[1:28:30 AM] Yung Aesthetic: In this state
[1:28:31 AM] Alpar: OAKGOHK I'LL DBRING THE LAPPY TO THE POTTAYY
[1:28:36 AM] Orion X: Pottay
[1:28:38 AM] Alpar: HHAH I SAID A IMMEATURE WOREDS
[1:28:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Be careful
[1:28:42 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: What could go wrong
[1:28:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DOn't drop it
[1:28:44 AM] Orion X: I think I'm going to use that in the future
[1:28:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh boy
[1:28:49 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:28 AM] Alpar:

<<< HHAH I SAID A IMMEATURE WOREDSI'm going to die
[1:28:50 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: this is too much
[1:28:51 AM] Phoenix: well while you guys are playing with Drunk Alpar, the first idolmaster fandub we did is done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_97BOsefyU
[1:28:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WOW
[1:29:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: very nice phoenix
[1:29:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'll check it out
[1:30:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Meanwhile everybody pray that alpar doesn't drop his fukn laptop
[1:30:31 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Im just praying he doesn't hurt himself because it seems likely knowing him
[1:30:40 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: He'd probably hurt himself sober
[1:30:49 AM] Diabeetus-tan: He kept accidentally nearly stepping on things and almost knocking things over at my house and that's without being drunk
[1:30:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's probably already completely bruised
[1:30:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my gosh, really?
[1:31:06 AM] Phoenix: at least hes not stalin
[1:31:08 AM] Diabeetus-tan: yes, he's completely oblivious to his surroundings
[1:31:15 AM] Diabeetus-tan: oh god
[1:31:20 AM] Alpar: OAKGHOK I DPEED
[1:31:31 AM] Diabeetus-tan: welcome back how does your bladder feel now
[1:31:32 AM] Alpar: AND I DONT KNOW HOW CLEAR SI THAS TO BE FOR ME AT OTD NOT DRUNKE HAVENOGVER
[1:31:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WELCOME BACK
[1:31:40 AM] Alpar: BUT I ATHINK IS AI'LL WILB E OKAY
[1:31:45 AM] Diabeetus-tan: OH NO
[1:31:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It doesn't matter I don't think
[1:31:48 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I dunno
[1:31:51 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I didnt even think about the hangover
[1:32:00 AM] Alpar: ALSOAFF IF LEO IS F ON RIHGAGT NOW I WANT S T O APOGLOZIEAE FOR MY ADSA BEHAVIORS
[1:32:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Past behaviors?
[1:32:09 AM] Alpar: LIEK I  KNOW HAGTE HATE S THIS DRERUNEKEN BEAHVIORAR
[1:32:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohhh
[1:32:18 AM] Alpar: BUT I LOEV LHIM LIKE A A BORHTER
[1:32:23 AM] Alpar: AND I DONT WANT AY HIM TO HATE ATE ME
[1:32:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Awwh.
[1:32:26 AM] Alpar: HATE
[1:32:27 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:31 AM] Alpar:

<<< AND I DONT KNOW HOW CLEAR SI THAS TO BE FOR ME AT OTD NOT DRUNKE HAVENOGVERJust drink water
[1:32:30 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'm going to tear up
[1:32:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: This is too much for me
[1:32:35 AM] Alpar: LIEAFK WE ALS AWYAS GET INSTO DUMB ARUGMENETNS
[1:32:46 AM] Alpar: BUT I ODNL Y Y DO IT BECVAUS I DON'T KNOW RELY
[1:32:56 AM] Alpar: BUT I LEI EK HIM EVEN FI HE CAN BE ETA PAIN IN THE BALSL SEOMTEIMES
[1:33:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Sniff
[1:33:03 AM] Alpar: BUT I'M SURE I AM TOO
[1:33:10 AM] Alpar: SO IAT ALL WORSK ATROUT ALL OF US
[1:33:13 AM] Alpar: FOR RALL OF UA S
[1:33:16 AM] Alpar: AFOR ALL
[1:33:17 AM] Alpar: FOR
[1:33:20 AM] Alpar: ALL OF US
[1:33:22 AM] Phoenix: hes gonna have the worst headache tomorrow
[1:33:33 AM] Alpar: NO ILOOK LIF  I PEE CLEARLY IT WILL NOT BE PAINFUL
[1:33:39 AM] Alpar: TGAHTS HOW IT YOU KNOW
[1:33:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I understand
[1:33:58 AM] Alpar: IT'S AATTWO THEIRTY TEHIERE IN THE MORENGNIGN
[1:34:04 AM | Edited 1:34:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OH BOY
[1:34:09 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I was going to sleep half an hour ago but this is too good
[1:34:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hahahah
[1:34:16 AM] Alpar: THIS S HAITS THE LONGESTSS I SAHVE SATED UP ON Y  MG SOHSGH IS HOULD WALKTCH G UNDAMA RIGHT NOWSS
[1:34:20 AM] Alpar: IF MY FRIENDSS WEREN'T ASAROUND
[1:34:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yeah, it sucks when your friends aren't weeaboos
[1:35:10 AM] Alpar: NO THEYTY'ERE WEAEABOSS
[1:35:15 AM] Alpar: BUT AHTTYE DON'T UNDERSATND GAR
[1:35:24 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: https://media.8chan.co/a/src/1417126794191.png
[1:35:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: They sound weak
[1:36:03 AM] Alpar: OHGH IF ONYL AF I COULD APILTO AGTETETER 2 DRUNKE
[1:36:11 AM] Alpar: I'D DRIELLE MIESSILE ALL OVER THIS HO
[1:36:21 AM] Alpar: XGAASFSTAR IN SUPER SROAROBOT WARS
[1:36:24 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:36:24 AM] Alpar: ROBOT
[1:36:25 AM] Alpar: SOROBT
[1:36:27 AM] Alpar: WARS
[1:36:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'm sure it would be spectacular
[1:36:45 AM] Alpar: OK FOARRAR REAL IETHOSTHOUGH I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
[1:36:49 AM] Alpar: LIKE
[1:36:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We love you too
[1:36:57 AM] Alpar: I'D REALLY SUFFER A THOUSAND TORSARTURES FOR YOU INDIIVUDALLYLY
[1:37:04 AM] Alpar: I'VE ALWAS TYOLD YOU YHOTIS
[1:37:11 AM] Alpar: BUT RELY YOURES ATOO IREPLACLEABLE
[1:37:20 AM] Alpar: WHOO THIS IS SPINNYAT I' ODN'T LIKE IT
[1:37:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar, you're really going to make me cry
[1:37:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Also christ
[1:37:36 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Drink more water
[1:38:04 AM] A Man With A Build: >go catch up on Homestuck
>700 messages
[1:38:10 AM] Alpar: WE AALSFAYWAS ARGUEA BUT RLY
[1:38:14 AM] Alpar: YOUREA THE BSETS
[1:38:26 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I love you too Al ;O;
[1:38:28 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Cloak, alpar is drunk
[1:38:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: like
[1:38:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: hella plastered
[1:38:38 AM] Alpar: NO AHTATAHS ILEGLAGAL SAMIEN YOU LIOEVE DANIELS
[1:38:46 AM] Phoenix: thats illegal?
[1:38:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PFFFT
[1:38:48 AM] Diabeetus-tan: ILEGLAGAL
[1:38:49 AM] Phoenix: holy shit my sides
[1:38:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He meant illogical
[1:38:53 AM] Diabeetus-tan: IM DYING
[1:38:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: holy moly
[1:38:57 AM] Alpar: I M NEAS
[1:38:59 AM] Alpar: MEAN
[1:39:02 AM] Diabeetus-tan: are you sure because I think he meant illegal
[1:39:04 AM] Phoenix: no I think he actually meant illegal
[1:39:04 AM] Alpar: IF IT'S PLATSAONIC I 'S TOKS AY
[1:39:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Pfff
[1:39:09 AM] Orion X: Platinum Sonic?
[1:39:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh boy
[1:39:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's platinum drunk
[1:39:17 AM] Diabeetus-tan: PLATINUM SONIC YES
[1:39:20 AM] Alpar: WHIHAHCH I'M SURE TI IS ITBUT REALLY RDANIEL MIGHT GETS JLYLLYSUS
[1:39:20 AM] Alpar: JELOUS
[1:39:24 AM] Phoenix: alpar is turning into an original character
[1:39:27 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: STILL ILLEAGLE
[1:39:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAHA
[1:39:32 AM] Diabeetus-tan: even if daniel gets jealous I'll still love you
[1:39:35 AM] Alpar: OH CGOSD I OFND'TE ANT TO BE AT BADLY WRITETEND ANIME
[1:39:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You already are basically a protagonist
[1:40:19 AM] Skrist: Is alpar still being moe?
[1:40:27 AM] Alpar: OHAGH MAN I OCULD EB AT /CGG/A RIGHT NOW BUGT I LIEVK YOU GUYS MORE
[1:40:30 AM] Diabeetus-tan: His moe is off the charts
[1:40:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Always
[1:40:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Thank you Alpar
[1:40:38 AM] Alpar: THEY'RE NOT AS WORTH MY LOVE EVE FROU YOU FUYS
[1:40:40 AM] Alpar: GUYS
[1:40:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Damn right
[1:40:51 AM | Edited 1:41:03 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I dont think you should be anywhere that isn't a private room right now
[1:41:00 AM] Alpar: OHAMG MAN I DONT THINKS I WAS THIS EMOTIONSALS
[1:41:07 AM] Alpar: I THOUAGHT I WAS VEIOLENT A MINEUAT AGO
[1:41:09 AM] Phoenix: oh yeah
[1:41:11 AM] Skrist: Give Fuys: Furgers and Bries - Sponsored by Alpar
[1:41:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Emotional is better than violent
[1:41:17 AM] Phoenix: he gets emotional when he is high on life
[1:41:20 AM] Tael: [1:48 AM] Alpar:

<<< THEY'RE NOT AS WORTH MY LOVE EVE FROU YOU FUYSWELL OBVIOUSLY, JEEZ
[1:41:23 AM] Phoenix: his emotional drunk side is crazy
[1:41:26 AM] Alpar: WELLSAF IT GOT SCALMER
[1:41:31 AM] Alpar: WE ASLL STOPED FIHTENEING
[1:41:37 AM] Alpar: WHIHCHS IS ODISAPPOIENTINGN
[1:41:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Dang
[1:41:47 AM] Diabeetus-tan: but fighting is bad
[1:41:48 AM] Orion X: A-are we confirmed beyond cuhrayzee...?
[1:41:55 AM] Alpar: OH DICKS AINT A BASKETS I  AM NOT TRYINS TO EVEN COHERENLTY TEPTY ANYTEMORE
[1:41:59 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:42:02 AM] Alpar: DISKCWA IN A SBASKET
[1:42:06 AM] Alpar: OH OUYY GUYS GETSIT
[1:42:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PFFFT
[1:42:18 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HOLY SHIT
[1:42:19 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Im amazed we can understand any of that
[1:42:24 AM] Alpar: MAME OTTTOO
[1:42:26 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:42:28 AM] Alpar: AMEE OTATOO
[1:42:29 AM] Alpar: OHGAOUHTHU
[1:42:35 AM] Alpar: THIS IAHATD HARDAS USPRISNGIYLY
[1:42:39 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I don't understand any of that
[1:42:50 AM] Alpar: IT'S OK  WEREATSEL POWER OF A OEFV
[1:42:51 AM] Alpar: LOEV
[1:42:53 AM] Alpar: LOVE
[1:43:01 AM] Alpar: WE CAN UNDERSTANDS ECHOEUTHER
[1:43:02 AM] Skrist: I think it roughly translates to: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
[1:43:07 AM] Alpar: EVENS THOUGH WE SN'DONT' THE WORDS RIGHT
[1:43:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: This is truly inspirational
[1:43:27 AM] Skrist: I want to see drunk Alpar in a fighting game now.
[1:43:33 AM] Alpar: I'D LAITEERALLY WIN
[1:43:37 AM] Alpar: JUST SOFORU YUY SUYGS
[1:43:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Laiteerally.
[1:43:40 AM] Alpar: GUYS
[1:43:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: aww
[1:43:52 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:43 AM] Skrist:

<<< I want to see drunk Alpar in a fighting game now.http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Brad_Wong
[1:43:55 AM] Alpar: I WANTS T OATHUGE YOU ALL RIGHTN OSW
[1:44:02 AM] Alpar: I WILL LFISST YOU GYUS INTO THAT  ERIRA
[1:44:02 AM] Tael: I think he wants to hug us
[1:44:02 AM] Alpar: AIR
[1:44:10 AM] Alpar: I WILL HUGDAG YOU INTOA TTEH AREIR
[1:44:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Don't fist us
[1:44:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my gosh
[1:44:27 AM] Alpar: AND THEN SMUFGGLE YOUR FACES CAUS OH GOFSSHHH I LOEVE YOU UGYS
[1:44:34 AM] Alpar: NUSSNUGGLE
[1:44:35 AM] Alpar: NOT SMUGGLE
[1:44:42 AM] Alpar: CAUSE SMUGGELS IS ILEGAL
[1:44:42 AM] Orion X: Don't take our faces across the border please
[1:44:43 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: I don't think anyone thought you were going to smuggle us
[1:44:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I don't know about the rest of you but I feel kind of warm and fuzzy inside
[1:44:53 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: [1:44 AM] Alpar:

<<< NOT SMUGGLE
CAUSE SMUGGELS IS ILEGALI'm gonna die
[1:45:10 AM] Alpar: IMS S  O GLAD IS COUL D BE S COMICLAL SOURCE FOR OYU GUYS
[1:45:18 AM] Alpar: I WANSTS TO BE EVEYRHTGINS I CAN FRO YUU
[1:45:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We're very glad you decided to talk to us
[1:45:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: AWH
[1:45:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Christ
[1:45:44 AM] Alpar: YESAH HWOS NEEEDS 23DPD
[1:45:46 AM] Alpar: I MEANS
[1:45:47 AM] Alpar: 3DPSPS
[1:45:49 AM] Alpar: OH W/E
[1:45:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Pfffhahah
[1:46:01 AM] Alpar: OYU UYSGA REA MY HORNSORAY 2S
[1:46:02 AM] Alpar: 2D
[1:46:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: NICE
[1:46:07 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: He sounds like he's trying to say 3DS/PSP
[1:46:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HELL YEAH
[1:46:12 AM] Orion X: 23PD
Like the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper
[1:46:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: yes
[1:46:30 AM] Alpar: IS SAEAR I ACAN DO ANUTATHING
[1:46:35 AM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: anyway I'm going to bed, don't hurt yourself Alpar, we love you
[1:46:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Night ratsel
[1:46:56 AM] Tael: what rofl said but food
[1:47:00 AM] Alpar: LIEDK EVENS IF YO UBECAME THE POWERFEL TOERSTEIRESTS  THAT THREATEN TAT WORLD
[1:47:03 AM] Alpar: IED STILL LOEV YU
[1:47:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Awwwh
[1:47:12 AM | Edited 1:47:16 AM] Tael: but would you join our noble cause
[1:47:15 AM] Alpar: ILY1 SRATSEL
[1:47:16 AM] Alpar: I NEAN
[1:47:18 AM] Alpar: IL2
[1:47:20 AM] Alpar: ILY2
[1:47:37 AM] Alpar: EVSNF IF I' DRUNK IW IWLL LIFE YT YOU ALL UP WITH A SHUG
[1:47:38 AM] Alpar: HUG
[1:47:46 AM] Alpar: DONTS UNDERSTEIMATES MY STNEGTH
[1:47:52 AM] Alpar: EVEN I S MY FHOUSLDER HURTS
[1:47:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I would never
[1:48:18 AM] Alpar: FAREAKING OBAMA HAS NO CHANCE ASGAINST MY MUSDRUNKEN MUSCLESS
[1:48:23 AM] Alpar: I'LL BECOME BRUCE LEE
[1:48:27 AM] Alpar: OR JAKCIES JACHAN
[1:48:32 AM] Alpar: WHICHSEVER WAS THE DRUNKENS
[1:48:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Could you beat Armstrong?
[1:48:49 AM] Diabeetus-tan: JACHAN
[1:48:51 AM] Alpar: OMG YAARE YOU UGYS KIDDING
[1:48:54 AM] Alpar: LIEKS
[1:48:58 AM] Alpar: ASRMSTRONG
[1:49:01 AM] Alpar: IS SO AEASATY
[1:49:06 AM] Diabeetus-tan: AL I DONT THINK YOU NEED TO BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR US
[1:49:07 AM] Alpar: IF YOU KNOWSS /BASICAY /GG/ TECH
[1:49:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You wouldn't even need a Katana
[1:49:12 AM] Alpar: /CGG/
[1:49:21 AM] Alpar: IU WOULAS LITERALLY DOAS IT WIT HRARAIDNE'S BARE HANDS
[1:49:27 AM] Alpar: I AHOTUGHT IT WAS BAIR
[1:49:29 AM] Alpar: NEVERMINSS
[1:49:31 AM] Alpar: ITW AS BARE
[1:49:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAHAHAHA
[1:49:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YES
[1:49:35 AM] Alpar: I SPELLED THTAT SARRIGHT
[1:49:38 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU'RE CORRECT
[1:50:10 AM] Alpar:  A YMY FRIENSD ASADAID I MAALOUD
[1:50:14 AM] Alpar: WHENAS IM ADRUNKEN
[1:50:20 AM] Alpar: IA LAWAYS ASTTYPE RUNKEN AS DRNKEN
[1:50:21 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[1:50:24 AM] Alpar: DRUNKNE
[1:50:25 AM] Alpar: NO
[1:50:26 AM] Alpar: DRUNK
[1:50:27 AM] Alpar: AS DRUNEKERN
[1:50:40 AM] Orion X: Every now and then, your words start to look like your AOISIDNHA gibberish
[1:50:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I can imagine you're pretty loud, yeah
[1:50:45 AM] Alpar: MAYBES I NCAN BECOME THE DRUNEKSN TFISTS MASTER
[1:50:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think you could
[1:50:56 AM] Alpar: OMAN YEAHS I SO LOUDS
[1:50:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Like, seriously
[1:51:00 AM] Alpar: I KINSDAD OF HATE IT
[1:51:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I know how you feel
[1:51:07 AM] Alpar: I MEAKSE ME PROABLAYL ANNOYINSG
[1:51:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I get self-conscious a lot
[1:51:12 AM] Alpar: LIEKD S IN FLROIADA
[1:51:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Aww
[1:51:21 AM] Alpar:  IWAS PRAOSBABLY LOUDERS THAN I REMEMBERS
[1:51:30 AM] Alpar: BUT EVERYSOE EDEALTHS WITH IT
[1:51:38 AM] Alpar: BECAUSE IS 'TS JUST SHWOS I AM
[1:51:45 AM] Alpar: AND S I LEVEEFEEL SO FERSORYY
[1:51:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're a good man
[1:51:47 AM] Alpar: FOR THEMS
[1:52:04 AM] Alpar: BUAST I KNOW S I WAS TPRETTY PLOUDSS
[1:52:07 AM] Alpar: RIGHGTS NOW
[1:52:10 AM] Alpar: WHEN I WAS DRUNENT
[1:52:12 AM] Alpar: DURNKE
[1:52:15 AM] Alpar: DRUNK
[1:52:27 AM] Alpar: LIKED
[1:52:31 AM] Alpar:  A ATTLEE CRY
[1:52:34 AM] Alpar: BETATLEE
[1:52:35 AM] Alpar: BATTLE
[1:52:36 AM] Alpar: CRY
[1:52:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy FUCK
[1:52:41 AM] Alpar: TAKES A LG OAFT OF VIGGOR
[1:52:47 AM] Alpar: LOT OF
[1:52:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: What was your battle cry like
[1:52:53 AM] Alpar: OH
[1:52:57 AM] Alpar: IT WAS TJAUTST VERY
[1:52:57 AM] Alpar: VERY
[1:53:04 AM] Alpar: PASSTIONTE YELLING
[1:53:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Beautiful.
[1:53:14 AM] Alpar: I HAVE TOH AHVE THE SHOUL
[1:53:15 AM] Alpar: SOUL
[1:53:22 AM] Alpar: TO DEFEATSS THE ENEMYS IN FRONTING ME
[1:53:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think you have the most soul of all of us
[1:53:30 AM] Alpar: OTHERWSIE I WILL LOSE
[1:53:38 AM] Alpar: NAD THAT S SHAMESFUL
[1:53:43 AM] Alpar: SO I NCANT LOSES
[1:53:50 AM] Alpar: MAN NOW I'M TYPING ATHE S KEY A LOT NOW
[1:53:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh my gosh
[1:54:02 AM] Alpar: OS IWSH I COULD STSHP
[1:54:03 AM] Alpar: STOP
[1:54:07 AM] Alpar: LIEK COME NSON
[1:54:13 AM] Alpar: WHAT REASIN WOULDS YOU HAVE TO
[1:54:14 AM] Alpar: SEE
[1:54:16 AM] Alpar: RIGHT THERES
[1:54:18 AM] Alpar: AND THERE
[1:54:20 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hahahah!
[1:54:22 AM] Alpar: I'M TYPING S SO SMUCH
[1:54:28 AM] Alpar: THIS IS INGRANITED INTO MY MUSSEL MMEMORY
[1:54:35 AM] Diabeetus-tan: HOW ARE YOU TYPING SO FAST WHEN YOU'RE THIS DRUNK
[1:54:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I do that too
[1:54:47 AM] Alpar: IASG M NOT REALTLY RETYRYING TO SPELST CORECSLTY
[1:54:56 AM] Alpar: I JSUT SA HAVE TO SGET THE MESGIJG ALCROS
[1:54:59 AM] Alpar: AND S IM SLEPYE
[1:55:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Sometimes when you're really plastered you just plow ahead and stop caring
[1:55:13 AM] Alpar: NY VISISON IS GOIGN BLURY
[1:55:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: And it seems like that's very much in Alpar's character
[1:55:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: whoakay
[1:55:20 AM] Alpar: AND S I HAVE SO TO PEE AGEN
[1:55:23 AM] Alpar: BRB
[1:55:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GO
[1:55:32 AM] Tael: >that new monster hunter anime
oh
holy
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
[1:55:43 AM] ♣Grekiro: HOOOOLD UP
[1:55:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes.
[1:55:59 AM] ♣Grekiro: [1:55 AM] Tael:

<<< monster hunter animeNO WAY. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
[1:56:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh
[1:56:03 AM] Tael: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTxzZFsmb4
[1:56:14 AM] Tael: I mean you'll probably be disaapointed
[1:56:26 AM] Tael: but
[1:56:34 AM] Tael: that is everything I love in a single trailer
[1:57:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: First thing I thought was "Wow, this is almost overwhelmingly moe"
[1:57:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I understand what kind of person you are. You bastard.
[1:57:15 AM] Tael: yeah that's a bit of a shame
[1:57:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I suppose there are worse things
[1:57:31 AM] Tael: they could at least use actual in-game armor designs and stuff

[1:57:55 AM] Alpar:  OKS IM AMB ACK
[1:57:59 AM] Alpar: NAD Y MEPEE PEE IS CLEAR
[1:58:02 AM] Alpar: THAISI MEANS I WONT DIE
[1:58:06 AM] Alpar: IMANEA
[1:58:08 AM] Alpar: YOU ETES IT
[1:58:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Welcome back brother
[1:58:21 AM] Alpar: OKAFS Y S OS ACORDDING T OE MA FRIENDS
[1:58:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: :0
[1:58:29 AM] Alpar: THIS IS AGOING TO LAST OFR UNDTITL I WEEAK UP
[1:58:42 AM] Alpar: MAYBES I K CAN SAVRU THIS A LITLTE MORE
[1:58:46 AM] Orion X: Start drinking water. It'll soften the blow when you wake up
[1:58:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Well sleeping does greatly increase the passage of time
[1:58:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yeah
[1:58:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Drink lots of water
[1:58:56 AM] Masterluigi452: .........boo
[1:58:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You will not regret it
[1:58:59 AM] Alpar: BECAUSE I HAVENST FELT THIS MUCH HAPINES LOVEING YOU UGYS
[1:59:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Gosh
[1:59:15 AM] Alpar: OH LOOK SIF MY PEE IS CLEARS THAT MEAN I RRNKE A LOT FOF AWATER
[1:59:20 AM] Alpar: ILL BE OK
[1:59:36 AM] Masterluigi452: funny that you are talkinga bout pee. playing rebirth atm
[1:59:40 AM] Alpar: MY SYESGIHT IS GOIGN WEISRD
[1:59:43 AM] Orion X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFNdhm3mli0
Literally Alpar right now
[1:59:47 AM] Alpar: BUT IL STYS B YOU GUYS FBEFOREVER
[1:59:51 AM] Alpar: STAY BY
[1:59:59 AM] Alpar: B ECAUSE THAT S WHAT ANIKSI DO
[2:00:04 AM] Alpar: WE'RE BORS FOR LEIF
[2:00:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Please come back to us safely tomorrow, onii-chan
[2:00:11 AM] Alpar: AND I'L SO DO ANYTHEING
[2:00:15 AM] Alpar: OH LOK I'L BEOK
[2:00:21 AM] Alpar: I'LL S TILL BE A HUEG VISRGIN
[2:00:29 AM] Alpar:  NOT LIES K  I MA GOO DWITH IWMIN
[2:00:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We don't care whether or not you're a virgin
[2:00:56 AM] Alpar: BUT I LOVE  D RURI SGOKOU
[2:01:00 AM] Alpar: SHE'S THE BEEEEEEEEEEST!
[2:01:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Godspeed
[2:01:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: My gosh
[2:01:12 AM] Alpar: AND S ANYONE TSTH HAT THISNK SHES TRASHS CA FIGEM E
[2:01:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: The truly loyal gentleman.
[2:01:21 AM] Alpar: EVENA IF  YOUS OURE A A FRIENDS OF MEI SN
[2:01:28 AM] Alpar: LI'LL HAVE YOUS KNOW
[2:01:35 AM] Alpar: I CAN PFIGHT FOR UHER HONSROR
[2:01:39 AM] Orion X: Oh God he's turning into a mobster
[2:01:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Always.
[2:01:54 AM] Alpar: WBAS AS A  K   K  SAOHH DIKX SI CAN CSEE TH SKETBAORD
[2:01:59 AM] Alpar: WHATS A MOSBBTER
[2:02:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: okay what
[2:02:06 AM] Masterluigi452: Enlighten me, but did Alpar drin triple expresso before coming here?
[2:02:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's really drunk
[2:02:12 AM] Orion X: He drank, alright
[2:02:12 AM] Alpar: OASFG IM A DURNKEN
[2:02:16 AM] Alpar: DURNEN
[2:02:17 AM] Alpar: DRUKKN
[2:02:20 AM] Alpar: W/E
[2:02:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: pfff
[2:02:30 AM] Masterluigi452: i'll be honest
[2:02:31 AM] Alpar: LIKAEAF FOR YOREAL
[2:02:35 AM] Alpar:  GUYS PLS DONT BAANDOND ME
[2:02:35 AM] Masterluigi452: that sounds perfectly normal to me
[2:02:41 AM] Alpar: IT SESMS FEEREALYL SHALOWE
[2:02:44 AM] Alpar: BUT I LOEVE YOU GUYS
[2:02:51 AM] Alpar: MORE THANS NTYHGING ELES IN I THEUNIVERS
[2:02:59 AM | Edited 2:03:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We will never abandon you, Alpar
[2:03:10 AM] Alpar: YOURSA  THE BSEST SHITNG S TO AH VEH AH PENEN DTO ME
[2:03:20 AM] Alpar: YESH THAT SEMS UNDERSTANDABLE
[2:03:20 AM] Alpar: I THINK
[2:03:25 AM] Masterluigi452: i feel like this is the ONLY place where Halolz is still alive.
[2:03:28 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You stop that right now before I start blubbering
[2:03:30 AM] Alpar: WOW IA  TYPED OUT UNSDERSTANDBLE
[2:03:31 AM] Masterluigi452: then again.. the site itself is
[2:03:34 AM] Alpar: I'M SO GOOD
[2:03:51 AM] Tael: [2:11 AM] Masterluigi452:

<<< i feel like this is the ONLY place where Halolz is still alive.a true testament to the resilience of a great community
[2:03:58 AM] Alpar: YEAH
[2:03:59 AM] Masterluigi452: godspeed
[2:04:01 AM] Alpar: LOVNG THIS
[2:04:07 AM] Alpar: LONG SILVIE THSE SKYPS CHATS!!!!
[2:04:20 AM] Alpar: WAIFUS AND BAD S OPINIONS TOAT ETNIERENITY
[2:04:22 AM] Alpar: YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2:04:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOD BLESS
[2:04:29 AM] Masterluigi452: ....i have an idea
[2:04:30 AM] Masterluigi452: what if
[2:04:42 AM] Masterluigi452: my stream channel is also a hub for us halolz people
[2:04:46 AM] Alpar: AOHGH GODS IS HSIT GOING REO TREALLY LAST FOR A LIEK 12 HOUSR
[2:04:48 AM] Masterluigi452: come in while i stream and talk with the others
[2:04:51 AM] Alpar: I AM SUCH ELETATED STATE NOW
[2:05:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Not nearly 12 hours, Alpar
[2:05:07 AM] Tael: a few people have tried streaming games and such here
[2:05:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Maybe 2 or 3
[2:05:16 AM] Alpar: OKAY BUHT MY FIRNED IS LLIEKS AN EXPERT INS DRUGS
[2:05:24 AM] Masterluigi452: im doing it constantly every saturday 12PM PST
[2:05:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: In my experience, anyways
[2:05:27 AM] Alpar: IM SURE HE S HAS MROE AUTHROTIY ITHAN TOUY DO
[2:05:29 AM] Orion X: No Alpar don't go down that road
[2:05:34 AM] Alpar: OH I M NOT E
[2:05:36 AM] Tael: uh
[2:05:41 AM] Tael: alpar hasn't done drugs has he
[2:05:41 AM] Alpar: HE DOENS'T WANTS TO MAKE DRUGSM E
[2:05:45 AM] Alpar: NO I DOHAVENT
[2:05:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Not that we know of
[2:05:49 AM] Tael: oh cool
[2:05:53 AM] Alpar: LIEK I I WL LNEV ER EVER DO THSSM
[2:05:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's a good man
[2:05:56 AM] ♣Grekiro: [1:55 AM] Tael:

<<< I mean you'll probably be disaapointedBoy was I ever.
http://media.tumblr.com/47bfdb33f575d03e862aca4d11d8f188/tumblr_inline_n641jn7pwH1rsnpgz.gif
Maan don't do that. I jumped straight into that link like a hungry Deviljho.
[2:05:58 AM] Alpar: DRUGS AREN NOT NOF OR SURE WINNERS
[2:06:03 AM] Alpar: WHY DID I SUHTYPE SURE
[2:06:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: wise words.
[2:06:10 AM] Alpar: THAT HAS NOTHINGS TI  DO SO TIWTH THE SRNETNECE
[2:06:13 AM] Alpar: OH WLESL
[2:06:15 AM] Masterluigi452: truth: Alpar is secretly Isaac and is now ascending into chest
[2:06:27 AM] Alpar: OK BUT APOITN BING
[2:06:30 AM] Tael: yeah, it doesn't look very mon-hun, does it
[2:06:34 AM] Alpar: I NDNTON HAVE ANY DRUEGS ON ME
[2:06:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Damn
[2:06:45 AM] Alpar: ASIDE FROM A BUNCHS OF ALCOHOLY IM MY BLOD TREM
[2:06:47 AM] Alpar: STERAM
[2:06:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: pff
[2:07:01 AM] Alpar: CAUS THAT'S IELGALY A DRUUGE IF YOURE UNDER TWENTS ONE
[2:07:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: But, yeah, being drunk should not last for 12 hours
[2:07:09 AM] Masterluigi452: ^
[2:07:14 AM] Alpar: GENRALTLYTSX 12 YHORUS
[2:07:19 AM] Alpar: I'LL BE STHIS BAD SOFR W HIEL NOW
[2:07:29 AM] Alpar: BUT IS OK YUO CANOT ESAEP MLOVE ANWYS
[2:07:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: What
[2:07:36 AM] Alpar: OH THIS IS SUO TIRING
[2:07:37 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohh
[2:07:40 AM] ♣Grekiro: I think I've lost all comprehension of what Alpar is saying by now
[2:07:50 AM] Alpar: I NEVATNEKNEW HOW BAD TPYING DURNEK COUKD BE
[2:07:51 AM] Masterluigi452: you guys sure he didn't drink 5 cans of Red Bull?
[2:07:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We can't escape his love anyways, he says
[2:07:53 AM] ♣Grekiro: and I've slogged my way through some horrific typing, lemme tell you
[2:07:56 AM] Alpar: YOU GUYS WERENT KIDDING
[2:08:13 AM] Alpar: IT'S TLIEK THREES IN TINE MORNING
[2:08:25 AM] Alpar: I HAVE BEEN LOVESPOTING FOR FDURNKE STATEUS OUT OF 3 HOURS NOW
[2:08:25 AM] Alpar:  NOWAIT
[2:08:27 AM] Alpar:  I MEAN
[2:08:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I have a Pitbull song for that
[2:08:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Holy shit
[2:08:33 AM] Alpar: I THINSK I HAVE BEN HERE FOR
[2:08:34 AM] Alpar: AN HOUR
[2:08:44 AM] Masterluigi452: alpar. do us all of a favor and sleep
[2:08:49 AM] ♣Grekiro: [2:07 AM] Masterluigi452:

<<< you guys sure he didn't drink 5 cans of Red Bull?with a liter of vodka?
[2:08:51 AM] Alpar: I REGREST NOTHIGN
[2:08:55 AM] Alpar: YOU CANTM EKSE MEE!!!!
[2:08:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HE REGRETS NOTHING
[2:09:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIM
[2:09:03 AM] Masterluigi452: [2:08 AM] ♣Grekiro:

<<< with a liter of vodka?Sounds about right
[2:09:11 AM] Alpar: I WILL DIE A VELINET DTH!!!!
[2:09:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DON'T DIE
[2:09:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WE NEED YOU
[2:09:26 AM] Alpar: ALL OF YOUS DEEERV  ABEAUTIFUL LIFE
[2:09:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU HOLD US TOGETHER ALPAR
[2:09:32 AM] Alpar: YOU ALL DESERV LOLEV
[2:09:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WE WANT YOU TO LIVE THAT BEAUTIFUL LIFE WITH US
[2:09:50 AM] Alpar: I CANTD DE I A FORGETONE MAMINE CHARTER
[2:09:55 AM] Alpar: THAS IRGHT
[2:09:59 AM] Alpar: I STILL H- OH RIGHT
[2:10:03 AM] Alpar: SPEAKING OF THINGS
[2:10:06 AM] Alpar: I FORGOT TO MENTION LEO
[2:10:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You did mention him
[2:10:12 AM] Alpar: THE WI U CAME INTO THE MEL TODEY
[2:10:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohhh
[2:10:19 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Nice
[2:10:20 AM] Alpar: THKENKS LEO!!!
[2:10:29 AM] Alpar: NOW IS  CAN BE COME HE WONDERSLFUL DRUNK!!!!!!!
[2:10:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh my god
[2:10:36 AM] Alpar: SIDEKICKS TO WONDRE BERERE!!!!
[2:10:42 AM] Alpar: HOOOOOO YEAAAAAH
[2:10:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YEAAAAAAAAAA
[2:10:52 AM] Orion X: The best sidekick that is actually the main character
[2:11:00 AM] Alpar: GOTTA SAFEV THNE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
[2:11:14 AM] Alpar: TOMODACHI NTO TMAE NI!!!
[2:11:18 AM] Alpar: WOO WEEBSTPESAK
[2:11:24 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Pfffftheheh
[2:11:25 AM] ♣Grekiro: This is insanity. ' ^';
[2:11:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: My gosh
[2:11:45 AM] Alpar: WHNS I AM DRUK I AFEEL I DONT NEFD LOVE LIEF NAYMORE
[2:11:50 AM] Alpar: I JUSHT HAVE YOU GYUS
[2:11:55 AM] Alpar: A ND MY BUEATFUL 2D
[2:11:57 AM] Alpar: WAIFU
[2:11:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's probably because you're dick won't work anyways
[2:12:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Honestly
[2:12:07 AM] Alpar: THEOS NLY THING MSISING IS A SENSES OF CHELNGE
[2:12:15 AM] Alpar: IF I OUCLD JUST PROVE HOSW STINOG I AM
[2:12:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You'll find it
[2:12:23 AM] Alpar: I AM SURE SYOU WULLL REALE NED ME
[2:12:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We will ALWAYS need you, Alpar.
[2:13:10 AM] Alpar: OK BUT FOR A  VERY SOLED REASIN
[2:13:13 AM] Alpar: LIEKD
[2:13:19 AM] Alpar: YOURE SALL NERDS LIEKDM ME
[2:13:24 AM] Alpar: BUT I NES TO BE STHE MUSCLEST
[2:13:38 AM] Alpar: HWOO I WANS T ME
[2:13:41 AM] Alpar: SUPPOSESD TO ME
[2:13:43 AM] Alpar: DO THIS
[2:13:48 AM] Alpar: I WASNTS TO SUPPOSED THIS
[2:13:55 AM] Alpar: I AM ICNOEHRENTL
[2:14:06 AM] Alpar: I PROMISED MSLEF I WOUSKD N ODO THIS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
[2:14:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're already the strongest
[2:14:15 AM] Orion X: Get some more water, Alpar
[2:14:16 AM] Alpar:  THIS TEXT MADEED YU GUYS WILL GUIDE ME THRU T HE IGHT
[2:14:21 AM] Alpar: I HAVE WATERE ORION
[2:14:26 AM] Alpar: THIS ALCOHOL ISN'T MY MUSTER
[2:14:28 AM] Alpar: MASTRE
[2:14:29 AM] Alpar: MAS
[2:14:32 AM] Alpar: OFUHGHGHH
[2:14:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: INSPIRING
[2:14:32 AM] Alpar: MASTER
[2:15:05 AM] Alpar: HISA ALOCHOL ARILL NOT LIKKL ME
[2:15:06 AM] Alpar: KILL
[2:15:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Honestly no idea there
[2:15:18 AM] Alpar: IF AI OUCLD BE KILES BY ALOHOCL
[2:15:23 AM] Alpar: WHATS GOD WOULD I BE
[2:15:25 AM] Alpar: GOOD
[2:15:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: EXACTLY
[2:15:31 AM] Alpar: I CNAT DIE SO ELSILY
[2:15:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YEAH
[2:15:41 AM] Alpar: THIS IS JUSTA A LIQUID
[2:15:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: MIND OVER MATTER
[2:15:53 AM] Alpar: ITS N O MT  MY LASTERE
[2:15:55 AM] Alpar: MATER
[2:15:58 AM] Alpar: MATERR
[2:15:59 AM] Alpar: MASTERE
[2:16:00 AM] ♣Grekiro: And I thought I was bad that time I didn't wait long enough after taking an ibuprofen before drinking
[2:16:01 AM] Alpar: MASTER
[2:18:07 AM] Alpar: I HAVE TO PEE
[2:18:10 AM] Alpar: AGAINEE!!!
[2:18:15 AM] Alpar: AHAHAH THIS IS SO WERID
[2:18:27 AM] Alpar: AND MSTY PRFRIENDS ARE PHAVING THE PHSYCOCLOGICAL IDSICOSN IAGAIN!
[2:18:31 AM] Alpar: THIS IS AOSO CSCARY AGAHAHAHA
[2:18:38 AM] Alpar: THIS IS WHAT GOT JACKS TO ALMOTT KILL ME WITH THAT KNIEF
[2:18:40 AM] Alpar: THAT WAS SO FUN
[2:18:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Psychological what
[2:18:48 AM] Alpar: IF I  S CAN'T FHGT A FIGNAT DRINK
[2:18:48 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OH BOY
[2:18:59 AM] Alpar: THAT MEASN IM NOT STRNOG BUT O WELL
[2:19:06 AM] Alpar: NOBODY IWLL SOGO BUERBSKER TODAY
[2:19:11 AM] Skrist: Anyone wanna settle it on wii u with me?
[2:19:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OKAY IF YOU SAY SO
[2:19:12 AM] Alpar: SOW WE RE ALL OK
[2:19:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOOD
[2:19:23 AM] Alpar: BRB PEE
[2:19:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALRIGHT
[2:20:34 AM] Masterluigi452: well i think i will take my leave well
[2:20:55 AM] Masterluigi452: just letting you all know, im now streaming every sat at 12PM PST. Unless I state it otherwise
[2:21:45 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Okay! Thank you for letting us know. I'll probably be busy tomorrow around that time, sadly
[2:21:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Farewell
[2:21:51 AM] Masterluigi452: lolok
[2:21:54 AM] Masterluigi452: http://www.twitch.tv/masterluigi452
[2:22:01 AM] Alpar: MAN TISHI HAS BEASN CRAZY!!!!
[2:22:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It HAS been crazy
[2:22:10 AM] Masterluigi452: streaming game will vary. will play Rebirth this time
[2:22:20 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Okay!
[2:22:26 AM] Masterluigi452: and yes. I AM using mic
[2:22:26 AM] Alpar: WHO WATSN EM S TO TURN OFF THE CUIRS ONTRL!?
[2:22:32 AM] Alpar: I MEANS MAYEBS YOU THINKS I AM THE SCREMAING
[2:22:37 AM] Masterluigi452: so if you never heard my voice, now it's your chance
[2:22:38 AM] Alpar: SO IMT MIGHT BE SNUGYSAOYNIG YOU
[2:22:43 AM] Alpar: SNNOYING
[2:22:45 AM] Alpar: ANNOYING
[2:22:59 AM] Alpar: IJS UST THOUHT THE CRUISE WOUDL BE SFUNEY
[2:23:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU CAN TURN OFF THE CRUISE CONTROL IF YOU WANT
[2:23:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It IS funny
[2:23:06 AM] Alpar: ok i think sim aoky
[2:23:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It's enhanced it
[2:23:19 AM] Masterluigi452: well without a further a due
[2:23:23 AM] Masterluigi452: i bid you good night
[2:23:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Goodnight!
[2:23:30 AM] Orion X: Later ML
[2:23:31 AM] ♣Grekiro: 'night
[2:23:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're not being annoying, Alpar, don't worry
[2:23:41 AM] Alpar: later
[2:23:51 AM] Masterluigi452: hey. nobody is annoying in this place. i know that for a long time
[2:23:57 AM] Alpar: tsujajoss!!
[2:23:59 AM] Alpar: thanks
[2:24:17 AM] Masterluigi452: what are the bros for? see you folks at my stream at noon pst!
[2:25:45 AM] Alpar: my feind is psychoanlysoing me!
[2:26:01 AM] Yung Aesthetic: What are they saying?
[2:26:06 AM] Tael: have they found out about your elbow fetish yet
[2:26:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: shhh
[2:26:15 AM] Alpar: i'll epretport back in a bwhile
[2:26:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: why do you think I wear long sleeves all the time
[2:27:33 AM] Alpar: hes being satooo poene ioeended about it
[2:27:37 AM] Alpar: hes not as t his bsest
[2:27:43 AM] Alpar: its to gneeric'
[2:27:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Generic things fukn suck

[2:28:02 AM] Alpar: ok so i dnoat know hwn im going to be s doso relaly
[2:28:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yeah, being too open-ended just makes things pointless
[2:28:08 AM] Alpar: i dk where
[2:28:10 AM] Alpar: HAHAHA I SAID DK
[2:28:12 AM] Alpar: HE
[2:28:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HAS
[2:28:15 AM] Alpar: ok but
[2:28:18 AM] Alpar: srioeusly
[2:28:27 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hmm?
[2:28:34 AM] Alpar: i dontk now wheres they wenst
[2:28:38 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Oh shit
[2:28:41 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Maybe the bathroom
[2:28:45 AM] Alpar: but i hope samien t and pjhoenix know i loev them too
[2:28:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohh
[2:28:52 AM] Alpar: adnd aobi
[2:28:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: They know.
[2:28:55 AM] Alpar: and darko
[2:28:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Aboi knows too
[2:28:59 AM] Alpar: draco
[2:29:05 AM] Alpar: evne sfriggin rig
[2:29:08 AM] Alpar: and axell
[2:29:14 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar, I think you're honestly pretty good at letting people know you care about them!
[2:29:15 AM] Alpar: he doesnt talk a alot but i kolove him anuywyay
[2:29:19 AM] Alpar: and lcoke
[2:29:20 AM] Alpar: cloak
[2:29:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Awwwh.
[2:29:28 AM] Alpar: ehs s low but i a not!
[2:29:29 AM] Alpar: i mean
[2:29:29 AM] Alpar: too
[2:29:46 AM] Alpar: and giros really piss over a ot of lot really of smalll things
[2:29:53 AM] Alpar: but he caneb e a realy niec guyh
[2:29:56 AM] Alpar: iliek i rpomise
[2:30:01 AM] Alpar: hes nice when hs is
[2:30:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I believe you!
[2:30:11 AM] Alpar: and i leov haru too
[2:30:18 AM] Alpar: he's such a oocl older abrother kdn f ot guys
[2:30:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think Haru talks more than he did when I was last here
[2:30:26 AM] Alpar: and i iwhs link and dai were on more oftens
[2:30:42 AM] Alpar: cael is one of t he best peopls here too!
[2:30:49 AM] Skrist: I honestly forgot Dai was in this chat.
[2:30:53 AM] Alpar: ehs used to be a edgey back like a few yeasr ago
[2:30:58 AM] Alpar: but o think we teached him to leov
[2:31:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ahahah, yeah :B
[2:31:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: aww
[2:31:06 AM] Alpar: i wat nto thisnk i did
[2:31:14 AM] Alpar: and i hope he nevr takes it for grnated
[2:31:21 AM] Alpar: because this is uminmagabel
[2:31:24 AM] Alpar: i amean
[2:31:34 AM] Alpar: this sort of hormons would have died for me yersars ago
[2:31:40 AM] Alpar: but this is magical how much i leov you
[2:31:43 AM] Alpar: GODS
[2:31:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohh, they never really leave
[2:31:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Don't worry about that
[2:31:50 AM] Alpar: WHY DO IS TYPE LOEV AS LOE
[2:31:51 AM] Alpar: LEO
[2:31:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It's great
[2:32:01 AM] Alpar: I BLAM YOU BUT RELLY YOUR OOCOOL TOO LOE!!
[2:32:02 AM] Alpar: Leo
[2:32:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: pfff
[2:32:03 AM] Alpar: w/e
[2:32:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: oh gosh
[2:32:12 AM] Alpar: and maseiv
[2:32:16 AM] Alpar: and masterlguis
[2:32:22 AM] Alpar: ,,ntnylr is lie
[2:32:25 AM] Alpar: fudge that was bad
[2:32:26 AM] Alpar: mentle
[2:32:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Mentle is a treasure too
[2:32:35 AM] Alpar: mentel is liek the cooletst wlosolder brother i haev
[2:32:38 AM] Alpar: hes so marta
[2:32:40 AM] Alpar: smeat
[2:32:41 AM] Alpar: smrat
[2:32:43 AM] Alpar: smart
[2:32:53 AM] Alpar: he  amkes realy god os arugments
[2:33:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He strives to be logical, no doubt
[2:33:23 AM] Alpar: brb
[2:33:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: alright!
[2:33:39 AM] Skrist: [2:32 AM] Alpar:

<<< hes so marta>tfw you'll never be as marta as mentle
[2:33:45 AM] Yung Aesthetic: hue
[2:33:49 AM] Alpar: hes so oocl though hsyeah
[2:33:58 AM] Alpar: hes got asuch a goocol majro ins ocllege
[2:34:09 AM] Alpar: and he make such ogod points
[2:34:17 AM] Alpar: i sometimes wish i could be as smart as him
[2:34:23 AM] Alpar: did i satype that right
[2:34:23 AM] Alpar: yes
[2:34:26 AM] Alpar: whoooo
[2:34:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes you did
[2:34:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Good job!!
[2:34:31 AM] Alpar: and arstsel is a so omoe
[2:34:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ratsel is EXTREMELY moe
[2:34:45 AM] Alpar: hes really a oyunger brohtsh er like da likes to put him
[2:34:52 AM] Alpar: i could atek care os f him lall day
[2:34:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: My gosh
[2:34:57 AM] Alpar: and da is really cool too
[2:34:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's adorable
[2:35:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DA is really great
[2:35:03 AM] Skrist: L-lewd.
[2:35:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: he's not in this chat right now though
[2:35:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He left until Monday
[2:35:13 AM] Alpar: hes toso thoughtufl tof all f ahis frineds!!
[2:35:19 AM] Alpar: and nel ae
[2:35:20 AM] Alpar: nale
[2:35:24 AM] Alpar: is so goofy
[2:35:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Exceedingly
[2:35:30 AM] Skrist: That's good though, if he knew alpar had this big of a crush on him he'd be flustered.
[2:35:37 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hope Alpar has short hair
[2:35:38 AM] Alpar: liek sometimes he s a lit a lte bumdb but he nlys does it scause he cares
[2:35:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Aww
[2:35:45 AM] Alpar: and only a few have a hearts  as pure has him
[2:35:51 AM] Alpar: he definsit lty cares a lot
[2:35:55 AM] Alpar: it's s oeasy to eatell
[2:36:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hahahah!
[2:36:11 AM] Alpar: and hsi goazidlla is obadorable
[2:36:14 AM] Alpar: obsessi no i  mean
[2:36:26 AM] *** Skrist has changed the conversation topic to "Mafia Chat: Where Alpar has a crush on everyone" ***
[2:36:28 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I understand what you're trying to say!
[2:36:29 AM] Alpar: aura is also areally nice
[2:36:34 AM] Alpar: jes s to considerate
[2:36:36 AM] Yung Aesthetic: aw skrist the last quote was great though
[2:36:41 AM] Alpar: and s he realy just treis his b etst
[2:36:48 AM] Orion X: We're archiving all of this. Don't worry
[2:36:53 AM] Alpar: OK GOOD!!
[2:36:59 AM] Alpar: MY LOVE WILL LOEV ON FOR ETENIRTY!!!!
[2:36:59 AM] Skrist: FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
[2:37:01 AM] Alpar: I MEAN LIVE
[2:37:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: God bless
[2:37:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Love Live confirmed
[2:37:16 AM] Alpar: yeahg so
[2:37:19 AM] Alpar: soapdish
[2:37:27 AM] Alpar: sometime i wish soepdish was my lretative
[2:37:31 AM] Alpar: hes so ufnney
[2:37:34 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ooh, wow!
[2:37:39 AM] Alpar: and so epxierneced with leifs
[2:37:41 AM] Alpar: ife
[2:37:41 AM] Alpar: life
[2:37:46 AM] Alpar: lefis exrickson day w/e
[2:37:48 AM] Yung Aesthetic: SNORT
[2:37:51 AM] Alpar: you know what si mean
[2:37:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes
[2:38:07 AM] Skrist: You'd have to have experience to handle Leifs from FE.
[2:38:09 AM] Alpar: and grash is noramlly about a sderpy i am right now hwen eh's jizzing me about mechs
[2:38:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Pfff
[2:38:21 AM] Alpar: and hs e nots to the tmost poh gosh i am so tireds
[2:38:29 AM] Alpar: it's s o hard to keps my ey poen
[2:38:36 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Go sleep if you feel like it!
[2:38:38 AM] Alpar: but yehs i liove grash
[2:38:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Grash is gr8
[2:38:52 AM] Alpar: i wish i could visit his stupid yurop so i coule see hem
[2:39:00 AM] Alpar: that styipd yyueop
[2:39:05 AM] Alpar: thatu ss proper conversons
[2:39:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: yurop confirmed for stupid country
[2:39:16 AM] Alpar: I AM SURPRISES AMRICKA STILL SUES SUCH BAD SONCVERSINOS
[2:39:21 AM] Alpar: NO WONDSR I AHTEA MATH
[2:39:30 AM] Yung Aesthetic: CONVERSIONS ARE AWFUL
[2:39:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: AND LARGELY INCONVENIENT
[2:39:38 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I AGREE
[2:39:52 AM] Alpar: orionas lie k the first olders borti  ahd her
[2:40:00 AM] Alpar: hes rely quiets soemtimes
[2:40:24 AM] Alpar: but hes super ienc
[2:40:30 AM] Alpar: and i loe him
[2:40:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You really see the good in everybody, don't you?
[2:40:43 AM] Alpar: i somettimes wish i nknw hwat he was thinkig
[2:40:44 AM] Orion X: N-no homo...
[2:40:48 AM] Alpar: but im ok if he s not ocmofrtable
[2:40:53 AM | Edited 2:40:54 AM] Alpar: liks that hsi thought
[2:41:21 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Orion, don't kid yourself
[2:41:24 AM] Yung Aesthetic: This is the most PURE homo.
[2:41:25 AM] Skrist: I wish I had drunk goggles so I could understand him better.
[2:41:31 AM] Alpar: oh gosh and leo
[2:41:39 AM] Alpar: leo is a such a ginoorsmous homosesxual
[2:41:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I talked to Kiru for a long time so understanding Alpar is easy modo for me
[2:41:46 AM] Alpar: i am surpsiesd he still dicksed a girlll
[2:41:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: PFFFT
[2:41:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Me too
[2:41:51 AM] Skrist: PFFFFFT
[2:41:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Honestly
[2:42:00 AM] Alpar: but soemties m he can be so self congratalltory
[2:42:04 AM] Alpar: i fel  alittle bad
[2:42:06 AM] Alpar: but i loev him
[2:42:08 AM] Alpar: he realyly tries
[2:42:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's as high and mighty as his dick
[2:42:19 AM] Zyquux: [2:39 AM] Alpar:

<<< orionas lie k the first olders borti  ahd herLet me guess.  Drunk chat
[2:42:22 AM] Alpar: oh hes s o highag and migty
[2:42:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Yes
[2:42:25 AM] Zyquux: ah
[2:42:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It's been going
[2:42:28 AM] Yung Aesthetic: For like two hours
[2:42:31 AM] Alpar: but i like that
[2:42:36 AM] Zyquux: That explains the 200+ messages
[2:42:38 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's very emotional and talking about everyone
[2:42:39 AM] Skrist: [2:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic:

<<< He's as high and mighty as his dickWe should free him from space sometime.
[2:42:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Let him continue
[2:42:42 AM] Zyquux: tfw no alcohol
[2:42:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: same
[2:42:47 AM] Zyquux: tfw can't drunk chat
[2:42:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ;_;
[2:42:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: sometime, zy
[2:42:53 AM] Alpar: i bet leos is liek whone tof those peopls that learned to be an adul wehn he was liek SIXX
[2:43:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Probably
[2:43:13 AM] Alpar: cause his perent and family maybe rae AUDUMB
[2:43:20 AM] Alpar: SO HE HAD AS TO AMYBE DO THINSGN ON HIS OWN
[2:43:24 AM] Alpar: HE'S A MSTEREYERY
[2:43:29 AM] Alpar: BUT THAT MAKE HMI FUN
[2:43:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: That's really intriguing!
[2:43:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: HELLA
[2:43:37 AM] Alpar: BUT EVEN THOUGHFH HE IS LIKE THAT
[2:43:49 AM] Alpar: I KNOW DEPE DONW HE LOEVES US A RES MUCH AS LIKE REST US
[2:43:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Aww
[2:44:03 AM] Alpar: HES TIED SO HARD
[2:44:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're too sweet to all of us.
[2:44:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Honestly.
[2:44:11 AM] Zyquux: I should have made my parents bring me some today
[2:44:14 AM] Alpar: LIEK WE GAVVE HIM A LOST OS F CRITISMSM
[2:44:23 AM] Alpar: BUT I FEEL LIKE IE TRISE SUPER HARD
[2:44:30 AM] Alpar: SO EVENS I F I AM HSARD ON HIM
[2:44:34 AM] Alpar: I STIL LOEV HIM OK
[2:44:47 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We'll make sure he knows!
[2:44:53 AM] Alpar: oh hesll iknow
[2:44:54 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think people are archiving this as it is
[2:44:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Pfffhahah oh boy
[2:45:00 AM] Alpar: im na he ; probably rleads the ahcats
[2:45:03 AM] Alpar: so hes gonna
[2:45:05 AM] Alpar: no wath
[2:45:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Especially with so many messages
[2:45:10 AM] Alpar: he hates drunkschat
[2:45:18 AM] Alpar: so helkk problayl ksim it
[2:45:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Don't worry! I'm sure you'll remember to tell him.
[2:45:38 AM] Alpar: ohah i adont knhave to
[2:45:43 AM] Alpar: i jsalready saidrd it sonce
[2:45:48 AM] Alpar: so i donct have to againt
[2:45:53 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Good!
[2:45:56 AM] Alpar: and spcet
[2:46:01 AM] Alpar: is realy my younger borthsr
[2:46:19 AM] Alpar: liek he cares about some mumb pik jjdghgo  to omuch
[2:46:28 AM] Alpar: whici is  a lit ela woryying
[2:46:33 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Hmm
[2:46:36 AM] Alpar: but he doenst do it to be mentle
[2:46:38 AM] Alpar: mental
[2:46:43 AM] Alpar: HAHAH MENTLE IS MTNELE
[2:46:46 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Nobody can be Mentle
[2:46:47 AM] Alpar: yeh
[2:46:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's too perfect.
[2:46:55 AM] Alpar: ute he doesnt do it to sbe stupetd
[2:47:02 AM] Alpar: he jsut careers
[2:47:04 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Right.
[2:47:08 AM] Skrist: Not even Mentle can be Mentle. He's just too hardcore!
[2:47:08 AM] Alpar: maybe a ltieatle too muhc on the ong thing
[2:47:13 AM] Alpar: ronwg
[2:47:13 AM] Alpar: wrong
[2:47:15 AM] Yung Aesthetic: hue
[2:47:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ahh
[2:47:21 AM] Alpar: but yheah
[2:47:23 AM] Zyquux: maybe I'll go buy some beer tomorrow
[2:47:29 AM] Alpar: no sondt
[2:47:32 AM] Alpar: BETTER IS EVIL!!!
[2:47:34 AM] Alpar: I MEAN
[2:47:38 AM] Alpar: BREEE!
[2:47:39 AM] Alpar:  BEER
[2:47:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Why is beer evil?
[2:47:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Explain!
[2:47:48 AM] Zyquux: [2:47 AM] Alpar:

<<< BREEE!yeah brie is dum
[2:47:50 AM] Alpar: CAUBECAUSE I CANT FIGHA 100 ENTPERDS
[2:48:00 AM] Alpar: AND THATS MIGHT SKILL YOU
[2:48:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIGHT 100 ENEMIES
[2:48:10 AM] Alpar: PERCNET
[2:48:11 AM] Yung Aesthetic: BEER WON'T KILL YOU NEARLY AS FAST AS VODKA
[2:48:13 AM] Zyquux: also the town of bree is silly
[2:48:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohhh
[2:48:15 AM] Alpar: NOET ENMISE
[2:48:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: What
[2:48:20 AM] Alpar: NOT
[2:48:23 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Ohhh
[2:48:33 AM] Alpar: ok ih sreally wantn to sleps it's likte 4 almsot
[2:48:40 AM] Alpar: and my eys hutrt
[2:48:49 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I think you've praised just about everyone already :B
[2:48:52 AM] Alpar: skrist ogm skrsit you ugycould be so PISY
[2:48:56 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You should definitely go get some fukn rest
[2:48:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OHHH
[2:48:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: DAMN
[2:49:00 AM] Alpar: but il iek that tabout yousy
[2:49:00 AM] Yung Aesthetic: SHOTS FIRED
[2:49:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: aww
[2:49:12 AM] Alpar: liks that sometimes the sacrasmm was ufney
[2:49:20 AM] Alpar: evens if osmetime it was mean
[2:49:32 AM] Alpar: but realy like a lotf of us s you're not a monster
[2:49:39 AM] Yung Aesthetic: A LOT of us
[2:49:41 AM] Yung Aesthetic: pff
[2:49:42 AM] Alpar: even if you cuodl be mean
[2:49:52 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's forgivable
[2:49:55 AM] Alpar: pleasea dont leave youre so unigq
[2:49:57 AM] Skrist: >tfw I'll never be a monster
There goes my dreams.
[2:50:02 AM] Alpar: ogh gosh my eyes hursts
[2:50:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We love you too much Skrist
[2:50:07 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Alpar please
[2:50:15 AM] Alpar: gammgea yOUR'E S OFUNNENY!
[2:50:22 AM] Alpar: LKEI
[2:50:30 AM] Alpar: I HITKS YOURE THE BORSTEST OF US ALL
[2:50:32 AM] Alpar: BROEST
[2:50:48 AM] Alpar: nad s yi'd be harder to remember is you were oforogten
[2:50:53 AM] Alpar: eh waimt leme try agein
[2:50:57 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Okay
[2:50:57 AM] Alpar: it d be ma
[2:51:00 AM] Alpar: its
[2:51:02 AM] Alpar: its
[2:51:02 AM] Alpar: itd
[2:51:05 AM] Alpar: be hardrer
[2:51:08 AM] Alpar: to
[2:51:11 AM] Alpar: ok youre memborable oka
[2:51:14 AM] Alpar: ok
[2:51:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: We understand.
[2:51:27 AM] Alpar: oh agohs i gota wrap this up
[2:51:34 AM] Alpar: i relay wan go to bed but i leov you guys
[2:51:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: You're really set on doing everyone??
[2:51:45 AM] Alpar: wel yarh
[2:51:58 AM] Alpar: WHAT KIDN F OF A GUYUSSY GUYS AM I
[2:52:02 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Well, if you can't be moved then keep it concise!
[2:52:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOD DAMN I ADMIRE YOU
[2:52:08 AM] Alpar: IF I CANT PROCLEM MY LOEV S OFR SEVERYONE?!?!
[2:52:16 AM] Yung Aesthetic: VALID POINT
[2:52:22 AM] Alpar: OK LETST DO THIS
[2:52:24 AM] Yung Aesthetic: KEEP OGING
[2:52:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOINIG
[2:52:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: fuck
[2:52:28 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOING
[2:52:29 AM] Yung Aesthetic: it's contagious
[2:52:35 AM] Alpar: SPP YOURE A  WEEB AND WEES ARE GREATE
[2:52:53 AM] Alpar: ANDS YOURE SO EASLYLY AGRETYALBGe1!
[2:52:57 AM] Alpar: AREEABELE
[2:52:58 AM] Alpar: AGREEABLE
[2:53:05 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I AGREE
[2:53:10 AM] Alpar: fudge my eys areally hrut
[2:53:17 AM] Alpar: TALES
[2:53:19 AM] Alpar: LAETAEL
[2:53:28 AM] Alpar: I SM SO SORY I MADE FUN OF YOUR TESASTE
[2:53:32 AM] Alpar: BACSK IN THE DAY
[2:53:40 AM] Alpar: THEY WERE AUFL PASTES
[2:53:47 AM] Alpar: BUT I WAS SITL WRONG!
[2:53:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: And just look at them now
[2:53:54 AM] Alpar: YOURES OM NICEEEEEEEEE
[2:53:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Tael's practically converted everyone
[2:53:59 AM] Alpar: YOUD IDDNT DESEREEVE IT
[2:54:16 AM] Alpar: YOURES SO UNDERSTNDEIDNGAND YOU KNOW RIGTH
[2:54:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He is.
[2:54:28 AM] Alpar: LIKS I TSTILL HINKS MOES GARBEGE
[2:54:35 AM] Alpar: BUT STIL YOURE S LIKE SO NCIE
[2:54:37 AM] Alpar: I LOVE YOU
[2:54:51 AM] Alpar: STLEMN, STOP HURTSING YOURSLESF AND HANSG WITH US MORE
[2:55:01 AM] Alpar: VAT WHY ARE YOU S O FUNY AND OBEJETECTEDIVE
[2:55:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALMOST THERE
[2:55:16 AM] Alpar: LIKE SOMETEIMEST YOUR OOPINON CNAB E SO OBJECSVITE
[2:55:23 AM] Alpar: ITS SCRAEY!
[2:55:32 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He's a robot
[2:55:34 AM] Alpar: YOURE MY ASNAN BRO
[2:55:38 AM] Alpar: JUST
[2:55:44 AM] Alpar: HANGIN OUT WITH E SONE DAY
[2:55:47 AM] Skrist: He's a brobot.
[2:55:49 AM] Alpar: YOU LIFE IN LFUSHING
[2:55:55 AM] Alpar: I CAN  DRIEV TO U
[2:56:07 AM] Alpar: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDK
[2:56:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: WHO
[2:56:20 AM] Alpar: YOU CAME BASCK LIKE A AFEW OH SOSH  I AM SO TIRED
[2:56:23 AM] Alpar: YOU
[2:56:24 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ME
[2:56:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: SHIT
[2:56:27 AM] Alpar: YOU STPED
[2:56:32 AM] Alpar: MANGF
[2:56:49 AM] Alpar: I HATE YTOUR SENSN OF HUORO BUT YOU KNOW WHATS YOURE AL OS REALLY NICE AND SAGREEABLE
[2:56:50 AM] Alpar: SO CHIL
[2:56:55 AM] Yung Aesthetic: THANK YOU
[2:56:57 AM] Alpar: YOUR STUPIED KRINEO FETISH
[2:57:03 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU CAN CALL IT THAT
[2:57:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'LL PERMIT IT
[2:57:08 AM] Alpar: IS THE PERFECT COMPLEMENT TO MY PERFECT KURONKEOSO
[2:57:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I AGREE
[2:57:15 AM] Alpar: SO REALY YOURE S THE BEST
[2:57:18 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'M SORRY I LEFT
[2:57:19 AM] Alpar: THANKS TFROEBING HERE
[2:57:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I CAN EXPLAIN LATER
[2:57:24 AM] Alpar: NOS IT S OK
[2:57:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: THANKS FOR THANKING ME
[2:57:30 AM] Alpar: I DON RT REALLY CARES YOUR S RABCK
[2:57:32 AM] Alpar: SO ITS OK
[2:57:37 AM] Yung Aesthetic: ALPAR GOD DAMN YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME EMOTIONAL
[2:57:41 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I'M VERY SUSCEPTIBLE
[2:57:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GO TO SLEEP
[2:57:45 AM] Alpar: AA SO CLOSH
[2:57:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OKAY KEEP GOING

[2:57:54 AM] Alpar: YOSHI OFH IF ONLY YOSHI WAS HERE
[2:58:00 AM] Alpar: HES SUHC H A CRYHBAYBY OF VER THE YEADUMBEST THINGS
[2:58:02 AM] Skrist: DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRICKS REC. HE WANTS YOU TO BECOME MOETIONAL LIKE HIM!
[2:58:11 AM] Alpar: BUT HE S STO SSENTIATIVIE!!
[2:58:13 AM] Yung Aesthetic: It's too late
[2:58:19 AM] Alpar: SOMETITMES I CFEEL S A ITTLE BAD
[2:58:20 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I've already been secretly like this
[2:58:22 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Deep inside
[2:58:28 AM] Alpar: BUT I TREY NOT TO CERE
[2:58:30 AM] Alpar: CARE
[2:58:35 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Do your best Alpar
[2:58:39 AM] Alpar: AND S THAT IS A LITEVEL EVIL REALLAY
[2:58:49 AM] Alpar: OHH SPELLSING CNA SUCK MYDI KCE
[2:58:59 AM] Alpar: POINST BEINGS YOURE SILEY, YOSHI
[2:59:10 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Your standards for yourself are ridiculous
[2:59:12 AM] Alpar: ANS I KNOW YOU HEAV REL LIEF  TROUBLE
[2:59:16 AM] Alpar: SO PLS CHERI UP
[2:59:30 AM] Alpar: CAUS I RELAY DO ILOVE YOU
[2:59:37 AM] Alpar: ZINK
[2:59:42 AM] Alpar: YOUER LITERALLY LISK SEX
[2:59:51 AM] Skrist: LEWD
[2:59:54 AM] Alpar: OSMEITMES I FESL LIKE I LSOT MY VRIIGNITY JSUT BY KNOIN G YOU
[2:59:59 AM] Yung Aesthetic: pfffft oh my god
[3:00:03 AM] Alpar: CUASE YOURES THAT OCOL~
[3:00:08 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Kawaii
[3:00:20 AM] Skrist: I'M GETTING MOTIVATED!
[3:00:26 AM] Alpar: AND LAST SGUUI ON THE LSIT IS ZYQ
[3:00:40 AM] Alpar: I FESL LIEK WE DONT MUTUUTALLYL RESONATE
[3:00:40 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GOD BLESS
[3:00:51 AM] Alpar: BUT RELAY
[3:00:52 AM] Alpar: REALY
[3:00:55 AM] Alpar: REALLY
[3:01:07 AM] Alpar: YOURS A CILL CHINES DOODE
[3:01:23 AM] Alpar: AND I FELS LIEK YOURE NED MORE TIEM HERE'
[3:01:26 AM] Alpar: TO TAKL TO US
[3:01:33 AM] Alpar: YOURS SO BRO
[3:01:39 AM] Alpar: YOU LIEV IN CLIAFONANA FRIGHT
[3:01:42 AM] Yung Aesthetic: He does
[3:01:45 AM] Alpar: DO SOM SURGNF
[3:01:47 AM] Alpar: SURFING
[3:01:51 AM] Yung Aesthetic: I should do that with him
[3:01:52 AM] Alpar: OYUD BE S O SEXXY
[3:01:58 AM] Yung Aesthetic: very true
[3:02:02 AM] Alpar: OK ADN ISM ONDE!
[3:02:05 AM] Alpar: TIERD
[3:02:06 AM] Yung Aesthetic: OKAY
[3:02:09 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GO TO SLEEP
[3:02:12 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU CRAZY BASTARD
[3:02:17 AM] Yung Aesthetic: YOU'RE THE HEART OF THIS GROUP ALPAR
[3:02:17 AM] Orion X: Drink some water beforehand. And take a piss
[3:02:19 AM] Alpar: BUT AT LAEAST I WONT WEKE UP WITH A HNSGOEVEROAGHGUHGUGHGHGHGH THIS IS SO TINRNENG
[3:02:24 AM] Alpar: CNA OD!!!!
[3:02:26 AM] Yung Aesthetic: GET REST
[3:02:36 AM] Alpar: omg iasas like four n thei orning!
[3:02:43 AM] Yung Aesthetic: SLEEEEEEEP
[3:02:52 AM] Alpar: OGHSH
ASMINE AND PHOEONX PLS LRN TO STAY UP TIHS LATE BY BANGNING EAHCOUHERH ALREAYU!
[3:03:20 AM] Alpar: FOR AA RELA
[3:03:25 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Wise words
[3:03:25 AM] Orion X: Wow okay now it's bedtime
[3:03:31 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Straight from the prophet
[3:03:35 AM] Alpar: thishg got lewd!!!
[3:03:40 AM] Alpar: whoooooooooooooooooooooo
[3:03:44 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Nice
[3:03:45 AM] Alpar: ok goodntihght!
[3:03:50 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Goodnight!
[3:03:56 AM] Orion X: G'night you cuhrayzee drunk you
[3:04:18 AM] Yung Aesthetic: Tonight was an occasion which will live in infamy

W-we love you too, Alpar...

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