Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Zyquux wrote:

Alpar wrote:Nigga you're the only person in this site that thrives off of yuri.

Don't be silly.  Everyone likes yuri!

Somehow I feel Leo needs it more to live than to simply let it be his entertainment.

Scept wrote:Even me!
...Most of the time.

Getting that sweet Amy/Rouge action.

STALIN PLS.

Alpar wrote:Somehow I feel Leo needs it more to live than to simply let it be his entertainment.

I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT

Spoiler:

[9:38:29 PM] Lia Yakumo: Hey guys, what size shirt does Kiritusugu wear?
[9:38:35 PM] Lia Yakumo: Double XL
[9:39:15 PM] Vatonnage: ...

[10:20:06 PM] TheStalinator: FUCKING FUCK I WHERE ARE MY KNIVES
[10:20:08 PM] TheStalinator: I NEED
[10:20:10 PM] TheStalinator: TO BACKSCRACH
[10:21:29 PM] TheStalinator: Oh deer god thank you for Micky Ray knife manufactury
[10:21:33 PM] TheStalinator: and their serated edges.
[10:22:02 PM] Lia Yakumo: And you wonder why you get injured
[10:22:07 PM] TheStalinator: fuck my head's bleeding.

Skype:
[8:20:55 PM] Tael: oh god
[8:20:57 PM] Tael: user's back
[8:22:24 PM] Vatonnage: WHO IS THAT GUY
[8:22:31 PM] Vatonnage: OH MY GOD HE'S ACTUALLY ON THE LINE
[8:22:34 PM] Vatonnage: WHAT IS GOING TO PLAY
[8:22:36 PM] Vatonnage: THE SUSPEEEEEEEEEEEENSE
[8:22:37 PM] Marcus: TOO MANY VIRUSES
[8:22:40 PM] Marcus: VAT PLS
[8:22:46 PM] Tael: could it be...
a BR!?
[8:22:47 PM] Vatonnage: IM SRY
[8:23:12 PM] Marcus: >BRs
>Ever
p l s
[8:24:06 PM | Edited 8:24:17 PM] Vatonnage: There were 2 that entered our room
[8:24:26 PM] Vatonnage: And there's a whole room for Team Brazil

Radio:
Are we sure it's Aboi?: seriously though who is user
8:30pmRoland_Staghare: watch the first song user plays be a song about elbows
8:30pmVatonnage: This very sentence I'm typing right now has virus in it and if you see it you have to paste it into ten different rooms or else the cancer virus will eat your big toe when you sleep tonight
8:31pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: oh no not my big toe i need that one
8:31pmRoland_Staghare: but my big toe is my favorite
8:31pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: my big toe is mai waifu
8:31pmVatonnage: Cancer is unforgiing
8:31pmVatonnage: unforgiving*
8:31pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: No you can't have my waifu
8:32pmVatonnage: NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR
8:32pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: brasil pls
8:33pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: also you're all listening to baten kaitos again because i dont feel like looking for new songs
8:35pmTaele: r we ready for the br beats
8:35pmRoland_Staghare: inb4 elbows
8:35pmTaele: ...oh
8:35pmRoland_Staghare: huh
8:35pmTaele: JESUS CHRIST JUST TELL US WHO YOU ARE
8:35pmVatonnage: That doesn't narrow it down to anyone
8:35pmRoland_Staghare: who are you?
8:35pmJenaca: is he even one?
8:35pmJenaca: on*
8:35pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: I want to say Cael but I think I saw him in here before
8:36pmTaele: we'll see if he readds himself to the waitlist, I guess
8:36pmVatonnage: Wait I got it
8:36pmVatonnage: It's a virus
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: Vat pls
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: This is your fault?
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: >?
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: pls
8:36pmVatonnage: THE VIRUS OF GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: I HEAR SUBTLE DROPS
8:36pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: TAEL DID YOU HEAR THEM
8:37pmVatonnage: There's more when the song started I think
8:37pmTaele: I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S SOME FAINT WUBS
8:37pmRoland_Staghare: I hear not so subtle ones
8:37pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: I'M HEARING WUBS TOO
8:37pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: THIS GOY'S ALRIGHT
8:37pmVatonnage: Goy?
8:37pmAre we sure it's Aboi?: goyim
Are we sure it's Aboi? changed their name to Agoy
8:40pmJenaca: user, who the hell are you?
8:40pmAgoy: 10/10 IT'S SHIT - IGN
8:40pmAgoy: We'll see if he rejoins
8:40pmTaele: he did
8:40pmJenaca: he did
8:40pmAgoy: o
8:40pmAgoy: I mean the room
8:40pmVatonnage: He's here like every morning

Back on Skype:
[8:40:25 PM] Vatonnage: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT PERSON
[8:40:33 PM] Vatonnage: WE JUST DON'T KNOW
[8:40:38 PM] Vatonnage: ?

NotSkype:
8:41pmAgoy: Cloak?
8:41pmVatonnage: No
8:41pmVatonnage: It would have been A DJ in a Cloak or something
8:41pmAgoy: Haru?
8:42pmAgoy: gamage?
8:42pmRoland_Staghare: is it the legenday Twohatted menace?
8:42pmTaele: maybe haru
8:42pmVatonnage: You think Haru would be this quiet?
8:42pmTaele: gam has a name
8:42pmAgoy: I don't think you can talk until you change your name
8:42pmTaele: Of course it really may just be a random that found the room in the lobby and decided to stick around.
8:42pmVatonnage: Here lemme think of something that would make Haru unquiet
8:42pmVatonnage: Yakuza is a shit game
8:42pmAgoy: Haru sucks at breaking bitches
8:43pmVatonnage: Confirmed not Haru
8:43pmAgoy: Robots are for literal fags
8:43pmAgoy: >finally hit queue for song
8:43pmAgoy: >error
8:43pmRoland_Staghare: its not haru guys
8:43pmVatonnage: I can hear it fine
8:43pmAgoy: there it is
8:43pmVatonnage: We're aware
8:43pmVatonnage: I don't think it's Rory Twohats
8:43pmRoland_Staghare: MULTIPLE HATS ARE FOR FAGGOTS
8:43pmVatonnage: Because how the hell would he still be here
8:43pmRoland_Staghare: yeah, it ain't
8:43pmAgoy: RORY WORST MAYOR ALL YEARS
8:44pmAgoy: RORY JONAS
8:44pmVatonnage: Quick someone speak in huegook
8:44pmVatonnage: Aboi do your Mordekaiser impression
8:44pmAgoy: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
8:44pmAgoy: WHEN YOU HUEHUEHUE DOES IT HUE IN YOUR HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
8:45pmVatonnage: NO REACTION I DON'T THINK HE'S BR THIS IS GETTING DANGEROUS
8:45pmVatonnage: HE'S WATCHING US LIKE SOME KIND OF SILENT TERRORIST
8:46pmAgoy: I'm really thinking of kicking him
8:46pmAgoy: That way if we'll know he's at least from the chat if he rejoins
8:46pmTaele: 4/9/13 - first contact with user-b54b36b1.
8:46pmTaele: nahh dude
8:46pmVatonnage: You can find our room from the lobby though
8:46pmUser-b54b36b1: Rammu. E's y cdnyhkan rana.
8:46pmTaele: if we wants to enjoy music here why not let him?
8:46pmTaele: OH MY GOD IT SPOKE.
8:47pmVatonnage: GOOGLE TRANSLATE DOES NOTHING
8:47pmRoland_Staghare: what
8:47pmAgoy: What about forum people?
8:47pmAgoy: French/Shadi/etc

Aaaannnd SKype:
[8:47:59 PM] Vatonnage: "Rammu. E's y cdnyhkan rana."
GUYS IS THIS A SECRET CODE

Filler:
8:48pmUser-b54b36b1: Yna oui vnicdnydat?
8:48pmAgoy: I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND

More filler:
[8:48:31 PM] Tael: OH MY GOD IT KEEPS HAPPENING
[8:48:35 PM] Tael: WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAN
[8:48:51 PM] Marcus: it's like
[8:48:52 PM] Marcus: Russian
[8:49:00 PM] Tael: that's what I was thinking
[8:49:01 PM] Marcus: but without the backwards Rs and stuff
[8:49:06 PM] Marcus: VAT THIS IS YOUR VIRUS
[8:49:11 PM] WaNTRgen: [8:23 PM] Marcus:
<<< >BRs
>Ever
p l ssay that to my face fucker not online, hue what happens
[8:49:24 PM] Vatonnage: "Yna oui vnicdnydat?"
WHAT
[8:49:25 PM] Tael: gooogle says it's czech

Your favorite anime is shit:
8:49pmRoland_Staghare: whats nation are you from?
Your friend Ment just joined the room!
8:49pmJenaca: English, so you speak it?
8:50pmJenaca: do you speak it*
8:50pmAgoy: natio? poplus? gens?
8:50pmUser-b54b36b1: Tu oui hud ihtancdyht sa? Ed'c sa, Yqam.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT:
[8:50:30 PM] Vatonnage: THE CZECH DOES NOTHING
[8:50:39 PM] Vatonnage: HAVE I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A SUPERVIRUS
[8:50:44 PM] Marcus: [8:49 PM] WaNTRgen:

<<< say that to my face fucker not online, hue what happensI tried to but ur2fag to come to GLORIOUS AMERICA
[8:50:48 PM] Marcus: I read that as succubus

8:51pmJenaca: Puhutko suomea?

Are you getting annoyed:
[8:51:53 PM] Tael: okay now google's reading it as finnish

Because I am but I can't stop because OCD:
8:52pmAgoy: anglicus? brittanicus?
8:52pmVatonnage: ...Finnish?
8:52pmRoland_Staghare: wait
8:52pmRoland_Staghare: wait a fuckin moment
8:52pmAgoy: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
8:52pmJenaca: i dont know, that was just what google trasnslat picked up
8:52pmUser-b54b36b1: E tu hud ihtancdyht oui.
8:52pmRoland_Staghare: al bhed
8:52pmTaele: >oui
8:52pmUser-b54b36b1: Oac E cbayg ahkmecr.
8:53pmRoland_Staghare: you final fantasy fan you
8:53pmTaele: f...french!?
8:53pmRoland_Staghare: no
8:53pmAgoy: AWWW YISS
8:53pmRoland_Staghare: actually, it ain't al bhed
8:53pmRoland_Staghare: hmmmm

ROLAND Y:
[8:53:15 PM] Vatonnage: I am legitimately scared
[8:53:31 PM] Vatonnage: Not only did he start talking, he starts talking in a language we can't decipher

SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO YOUR GUNS:
8:54pmAgoy: It must be elven
8:54pmAgoy: That is the only answer
8:55pmUser-b54b36b1: Yldiymmo ed ec Ym Prat. Numyht kud ed.
8:55pmAgoy: BOWS SUCK
8:55pmAgoy: DWARF 4 LIFE
8:55pmUser-b54b36b1: Cyo dryd du so vyla vykad!
8:55pmVatonnage: Wait Roland might be on to something
8:55pmJenaca: do you speak any english?
8:56pmVatonnage: It might not necessarily be Al Bhed but it might be an artificial language
8:56pmJenaca: or just randslat it
8:56pmJenaca: just translate it*
8:56pmUser-b54b36b1: Xieda y ped yldiymmo.
8:56pmMent: what a mysterious site
8:56pmVatonnage: WAIT IT'S AL BHED
8:56pmVatonnage: HE'S SPEAKING IN FINAL FANTASY
8:56pmAgoy: AW SHIT
8:56pmJenaca: ...
8:56pmUser-b54b36b1: Nice job, Vat.
8:56pmJenaca: wow
8:57pmVatonnage: YOU CLEVER FUCKER
8:57pmVatonnage: I LIKE YOU
8:57pmAgoy: Now WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
8:57pmVatonnage: ...
8:57pmVatonnage: AXEEEEEEEEEL
8:57pmVatonnage: YOU CLEVER MOTHERFUCKER
8:57pmJenaca: er;; o vsm s;dp d[rsl om vpfr
8:57pmAgoy: IS IT SRSLY
User-b54b36b1 changed their name to Axel X
8:58pmAgoy: FFFFFFF
8:58pmTaele: OH MY GOD.
8:58pmAxel X: Are you frustrated?
8:58pmTaele: YOU BASTARD.
8:58pmAgoy: M A X I M U M L E L
8:58pmVatonnage: WE'VE BEEN HAD
8:58pmVatonnage: WE'VE BEEN HAD SO HARD
8:58pmTaele: 10/10
8:58pmVatonnage: SKYPE THREAD

[8:58:35 PM] Vatonnage: MY MIND
[8:59:09 PM] Tael: AHAHA
[8:59:18 PM] Axel X: Ah, what fun.
[8:59:48 PM] Marcus: https://i.imgur.com/VLRiZZf.jpg
[8:59:58 PM | Edited 9:00:14 PM] Axel X: I just looked up for an Al Bhed translator and went from there
[9:00:19 PM] Marcus: Didn't Roland catch you first?
[9:00:23 PM] Marcus: Where did he go?
[9:00:34 PM] Axel X: He did. But then he changed his mind.
[9:00:38 PM] Axel X: So I continued.
[9:00:42 PM] Marcus: Master Ruseman

8:58pmTaele: NOT EVEN MAD JUST IMPRESSED
8:58pmMent: He played a trick on you
8:59pmAgoy: https://i.imgur.com/VLRiZZf.jpg
9:00pmVatonnage: That was good
9:00pmVatonnage: That was really good
9:01pmAxel X: *bows* I'm glad you enjoyed my performace.

[6:26:29 PM] Cloak:
[6:20 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: http://25.media.tumblr.com/417cb6f29ac6ca3a34c84476f4a43178/tumblr_mso4z2QwZG1qfa1jdo1_500.gif
?????
>Leon has one more stat point than Claire
THIS GAME IS SEXIST
[6:27:00 PM | Edited 6:27:03 PM] Vatonnage: You actually counted?
[6:27:06 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: How did you add that up, they spend like half a second on screen
[6:27:30 PM] Cloak: I didn't, i just looked at them and figured 6 5 3 4 was more than 6 5 3 3
[6:28:01 PM] Cloak: All the speed I lack in other areas is devoted straight to math.
[6:28:11 PM] Cloak: Too bad "Math" isn't a job.
[6:28:11 PM] MrNaleIt: nerd
[6:28:21 PM] Tael: rekt




I also think I'm going to just size9 all quoted bits of skypechats now

[12:15:14 AM] Axel X: To each their own.
[12:15:28 AM] Lia Yakumo: No, fight me

halolz_skype_chats.txt

[12:26:08 AM] Orion X: Anyone know anyone with this Steam name?
.:GRB:. Nomad
[12:26:17 AM] Lia Yakumo: They just friended me too
[12:26:39 AM] Lia Yakumo: They're in the Halolz group
[12:27:38 AM] Lia Yakumo: >Check Group
>Dr. Furry wants to start a Skullgirls tournament
>Not even two sentences into it he's being a smug asshole
[12:28:22 AM] Orion X: No one wa shock
[12:29:57 AM] Orion X: "Before anyone asks i'll be sitting out to give the majority a fighting chance."
Ahaha...It's been a while since I've felt this brand of hatred

Sparks Raichu: damn amy supporters
Leo E.: Amy a shit
Scept: PLs.
Scept: Leo, you've poor taste.
Leo E.: Says the guy who waifus Amy
Alpar: dohohohohoho
Alpar: amy a suck
Scept: Exactly.
Scept: ALPAR PLS
Leo E.: Dat timing

HEY WAIT A MINUTE. IT SAID I TYPED "EXACTLY" BEFORE ALPAR SAID "AMY A SUCK." I WAS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSED.

So we were playing BGO just now and nobody was doing anything.

Spoiler:

[11:03:02 PM] Defense Attorney: Hi, everybody everybody!
[11:03:07 PM] *** Call ended, duration 1:10:45 ***

What are you people even talking about in calls anymore these days.

Beats the crap out of me

Alpar wrote:What are you people even talking about in calls anymore these days.

Top quality animooz

Alpar wrote:What are you people even talking about in calls anymore these days.

Your mom.
No seriously, she's the one who started the initial call.

...huh?

Alpar wrote:What are you people even talking about in calls anymore these days.

well the majority of that call was about demon grills

Yes we were talking about it and the shit taste is spreading.

Then truly I have left at a time where the plague cannot reach me.

...you were all mocking it weren't you.

Nope Cael is watching it, Vat is getting interested in it, and we found a tomboy demon grill for rofl.

The shit taste is spreading and there is nothing you can do about it

Also Xenovia is best girl.

Cael watches everything and Vat is interested in everything.

There was a tomboy for Rofl in Queen's Blade but even he couldn't sit through that.

I think we're okay.

[11:03:31 PM] Mechaderps419: It's nice how the last thing I'll see before sleeping will be this terrible anime
[11:03:38 PM] Mechaderps419: anyway, goodnight
[11:03:46 PM] spplmj: inb4 dreaming about that tomboy demon girl
[11:04:03 PM] Mechaderps419: She'll have more dialogue in my dream than she did in the show
[11:04:16 PM] Cael: oh my~

Alpar wrote:What are you people even talking about in calls anymore these days.

[5:04:33 PM] Scept: Then who was the one who caused a mass genocide?
[5:04:40 PM] Vatonnage: Hitler
[5:04:42 PM] MrNaleIt: hitler
[5:04:50 PM] Massive: Hitler