Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[8:58:04 PM] Defense Attorney: ON IT!
[8:58:09 PM] Defense Attorney: Defense Attorney zooms over to the forums
[8:59:03 PM] Defense Attorney: Oh hey, Grash joined
[8:59:13 PM] Crazed Gunman: Just now?
[8:59:15 PM] Crazed Gunman: Took him long enough.
[8:59:21 PM] Defense Attorney: No, not really
[8:59:28 PM] Defense Attorney: The "Activity Square" was RED
[8:59:31 PM] Defense Attorney: aka
[8:59:37 PM] Defense Attorney: the request is more than a month old
[8:59:39 PM] Defense Attorney: ;-;
[8:59:42 PM] TheStalinator: Well damn.

[11:49:17 PM] Caelun_Niveus: can you fight on horseback?
[11:50:26 PM] Zyquux: Dunno
[11:50:39 PM] Zyquux: Donkeys can have chests though
[11:50:50 PM] Zyquux: As in item chests, not body parts
[11:51:00 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I see that
[11:52:51 PM] Zyquux: Aw they don't drop horse meat when they die
[11:53:19 PM] Wool: I thought of body part chests. >___>
[11:53:28 PM] Wool: I imagined a busty donkey.
[11:53:34 PM] Wool: It was the most disturbing image ever.
[11:53:51 PM] Nick Soapdish: was it the donkey from Shrek?
[11:54:19 PM] Nick Soapdish: so it had Eddie Murphys voice and was talking about its sweet rack?
[11:55:01 PM] Lia Yakumo: SHREK, LOOK AT THESE!
[11:57:51 PM] Nick Soapdish: MOTORBOAT ME SHREK! MOTORBOAT ME!
[11:58:32 PM] Scept: Scept dumps brain bleach all over himself
[11:58:55 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: GO ON, SHREK! GIVE EM A FEEL! CHECK OUT HOW SOFT AND SUPPLE THESE PUPPIES ARE!
[11:59:15 PM] Scept: ...
[11:59:17 PM] *** Scept has left ***
[11:59:38 PM] Vatonnage: Wow
[11:59:43 PM] Vatonnage: He must not like puppies
[11:59:51 PM] *** Emiya Alpar added Scept ***
[12:00:02 AM] Emiya Alpar: tfw the first time I heard this term sexually I thought people actually meant puppies.
[12:00:21 AM] Lia Yakumo: Then he fixes the cable

[12:07:23 AM] Scept: Well... is the rather disturbing convo in Main over yet?
[12:07:35 AM] Vatonnage: Check for yourself

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...

[12:08:02 AM] Lia Yakumo: HEY, FIONA! GET OVER HERE GIRL, TRY THESE THINGS OUT!
[12:08:09 AM] Lia Yakumo: Because Scept was coming back
[12:08:21 AM] Nick Soapdish: RUB MY BIG FURRY DONKEY TITTIES!

[10:42:32 PM] Samine: guys
[10:42:34 PM] Samine: would you believe
[10:42:37 PM] Samine: that there are people in the world
[10:42:44 PM] Samine: who try to render videos
[10:42:45 PM] Mentlegen: [10:42 PM] Samine:

<<< that there are people in the worldHOLY SHIT
[10:42:47 PM] Samine: without any video material
[10:42:49 PM] Samine: and only audio
[10:42:50 PM] Elbowpar: I
[10:42:51 PM] Elbowpar: FORGOT
[10:42:52 PM] Elbowpar: IT WAS
[10:42:53 PM] Elbowpar: AN AUDIO TRACK
[10:42:55 PM] Elbowpar: AND NOT A VIDEO TRACK
[10:42:56 PM] Elbowpar: OKAY.
[10:43:00 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Oriondrive Ostrich facepalms
[10:43:02 PM] Scept: AHAHAHA
[10:43:06 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: All dis shame
[10:43:10 PM | Edited 10:43:17 PM] Mentlegen: Good job alparwagon
[10:43:11 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Daniel "Phoenix" NP picks up Samine and runs from the chat
[10:43:17 PM] Elbowpar: I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
[10:43:19 PM] Samine: Samine gladly being carried
[10:43:21 PM] Scept: I thought you were shame to famiree before, but this is ridiculous.
[10:43:27 PM] Elbowpar: LOOK
[10:43:31 PM] Elbowpar: I HAVEN'T TOUCHED VEGAS IN AGES OKAY.
[10:43:37 PM] Elbowpar: AND I PUT THAT AUDIO TRACK
[10:43:38 PM] Elbowpar: AT THE WAY BEGINNING
[10:43:38 PM] Elbowpar: GOING
[10:43:40 PM] Elbowpar: HEY
[10:43:44 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: [10:43 PM] Elbowpar:

<<< LOOKWE CAN'T IT'S AN AUDIO FILE
[10:43:44 PM] Elbowpar: MAYBE I'LL PUT IN A PICTURE FOR THE VIDEO TRACK
[10:43:48 PM] Elbowpar: BUT THEN I DECIDED- ORION PLS GO
[10:43:53 PM] Scept: HAH.
[10:43:58 PM] Sparks: KEYBOARDS
[10:43:59 PM] Mentlegen: So you will have to do it all over again?
[10:44:03 PM] Elbowpar: YOSHI NOT NOW
[10:44:05 PM] Mentlegen: What a shame.

>Alpar in charge of not being shame to famiree

[4/20/2013 11:54:33 PM] Alps: I just realized something
[4/20/2013 11:54:45 PM] Alps: I always thought if I had a stand it would be based around my religion or perhaps my liking for martial arts and swords
[4/20/2013 11:54:48 PM] Alps: it's clearly neither of those
[4/20/2013 11:54:53 PM] Alps: my Stand power would be destroying all technology.
[4/20/2013 11:55:08 PM] Scept: Go on...
[4/20/2013 11:55:19 PM] Alps: ...err... that's it.
[4/20/2013 11:55:27 PM] Alps: That speaks for itself.
[4/20/2013 11:56:12 PM] Alps: A stand is basically a persona that helps you fight in battle and is a reflection on who you are as a person
[4/20/2013 11:56:19 PM] Scept: I realize that.
[4/20/2013 11:56:20 PM] Sparks: READ BETWEEN THE LINES!
[4/20/2013 11:56:23 PM] Alps: though they seem random at times, they do come in handy and actually do represent people when they want to.
[4/20/2013 11:56:44 PM] Scept: I figured there would be a reason behind the technology-making-kablooey thing.
[4/20/2013 11:57:07 PM] Caelun_Niveus: So, why would your Stand be about destroying technology?
[4/20/2013 11:57:17 PM | Edited 11:57:22 PM] Caelun_Niveus: You sure like Skype anyway
[4/20/2013 11:57:29 PM] Alps: Yes but it's destroying things on accident for the most part.
[4/20/2013 11:57:49 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: And then Skype crashed
[4/20/2013 11:57:59 PM] Alps: fffff
[4/20/2013 11:58:06 PM] Alps: Hang on a minute actually.
[4/20/2013 11:58:31 PM] Alps: Okay well that's fantastic news
[4/20/2013 11:58:33 PM] Alps: no really
[4/20/2013 11:58:36 PM] Alps: just fan frickin tastic...
[4/20/2013 11:58:42 PM] Alps: I went to my iPod and picked shuffle song
[4/20/2013 11:58:50 PM] Alps: I figured whatever appeared first would be my stand name
[4/20/2013 11:58:58 PM] Alps: so hopefully in accordance with the name there would be some tech hope for me.
[4/20/2013 11:59:02 PM] Alps: I got Hazama's boss theme
[4/20/2013 11:59:05 PM] Alps: a.k.a.: Endless Despair
[4/20/2013 11:59:11 PM] Scept: AHAHAHAHAHA!
[4/20/2013 11:59:44 PM] Sparks: The shame just keeps comeing

Read description etc.

ITVC: Me, Orion, Rofl, Gamage, Yoshi, Phoenix.

Scept was there but he was cut out because reasons I don't feel like explaining cause tired. Sorry, bud.

You know, I think you guys started that after I left to play TF2, so I wasn't there anyway.
It's all good!

[12:11:32 AM] Gamage: werz ze updates
[12:12:20 AM] MrNaleIt: up yer bumbumtootalum
[12:12:36 AM] Gamage: dammit, but I dont have to poop
[12:12:45 AM] MrNaleIt: FORCE IT
[12:12:49 AM] Gamage: guess tonights update is going to be late
[12:12:50 AM] MrNaleIt: FORCE IT OUT
[12:12:54 AM] Gamage: I CANT
[12:12:56 AM] Gamage: ITS STUCK
[12:13:10 AM] MrNaleIt: THEN ROCK BACK AND FORTH ON THE SEAT
[12:13:18 AM] Gamage: theres a little superman up my butt, he stops the poop form coming out
[12:13:27 AM] Gamage: hes kind of an...asshole
[12:13:28 AM] Gamage: :D
[12:13:40 AM] MrNaleIt: Shove a kryptonite dildo up there, that'll get yer poo out
[12:14:03 AM] Gamage: suprisingly those arent in very high demand on the market
[12:14:06 AM] Gamage: so people dont make them
[12:14:37 AM] Sparks: No one but lex has those
[12:14:52 AM] Scept: ...
[12:14:57 AM] Scept: What.
[12:15:02 AM] MrNaleIt: They cost a fortune, but are the only way to pleasure Superman
[12:15:16 AM] Sparks: ....
[12:15:27 AM] Gamage: its true, he gets weak at the knees when one of those enters his rectum
[12:15:46 AM] MrNaleIt: They literally make him tremble
[12:15:55 AM] Sparks: I..don't even
[12:16:16 AM] Gamage: he just loses control of his body
[12:17:16 AM] MrNaleIt: he can't resist them at all. He just can't fight his urges when he sees them
[12:17:32 AM] Sparks: i'd like to get off the bus now
[12:18:02 AM] Scept: I wanna get off Mr. Naleit's wild ride.
[12:18:23 AM] MrNaleIt: he's just powerless against them
[12:18:56 AM | Edited 12:19:06 AM] Sparks: I feel as though nale and gamage are fueling each others weird fantasy
[12:19:20 AM] Zyquux:

[12:13 AM] MrNaleIt: Shove a kryptonite dildo up there, that'll get yer poo out

LEX WINS
[12:19:21 AM] Gamage: me and nale should write a full book length fanfiction one day
[12:19:42 AM] Sparks: Oh god please no
[12:20:12 AM] Gamage: also, that powerless one was good
[12:20:13 AM] Scept: Scept explodes
[12:20:18 AM] MrNaleIt: I'm not good at fanfiction. I'm just an idea-guy
[12:20:42 AM] Gamage: but I wanted to be the idea guy
[12:21:07 AM] Scept: Neither of you can be idea guys.
[12:21:13 AM] MrNaleIt: aww
[12:21:16 AM] Scept: Your ideas are disturbing and you should both feel bad.
[12:21:33 AM] Sparks: >Gamage does not feed off suffering
[12:22:10 AM] Gamage: I'm like the catfish of humanity
[12:22:21 AM] Gamage: I drink up the tears that fall from other peoples faces
[12:23:04 AM] MrNaleIt: We're both water(liquid/fluid)-based. That's partly why we have great ideas
[12:23:28 AM] Sparks: ....I'm not even gonna dignify that
[12:24:02 AM] Gamage: indeed, our ideas flow just like water
[12:24:06 AM] Gamage: that would explain a lot
[12:24:28 AM | Edited 12:24:53 AM] Gamage: remember that one time there was mafia chat going on in the mafia chat?
[12:24:29 AM] Scept: Pls go.
[12:24:34 AM] Gamage: that was horrible
[12:25:13 AM | Edited 12:25:17 AM] Gamage: im so glad we're here to ensure that never happens again

[2:16:58 AM] Alpar: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
[2:17:01 AM] Alpar: I'm gonna give this a go...
[2:21:14 AM] Alpar: It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Not!Youmu and Alpar went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Not!Youmu hit Alpar in his Body with a big Superb iceball. It hurt a lot, but Not!Youmu kissed it Hastily and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really Awesome snow man!" Not!Youmu said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Alpar said. "That would be more Anti-Semetic and politically correct."

"I know," Not!Youmu said. "We can make a snow Triceratops. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up Tirelessly and made a Adventurous snow Triceratops. Not!Youmu put on a Kacho for the Head. The Triceratops was almost as big as Alpar.

"It looks Sanic," Not!Youmu said Professionally. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Alpar said and held up a Surreptitious Masterplan. "I found this Beyond the Heavens." He put the Masterplan onto the Triceratops's head.

It was SMASHING. For about a minute. Then the Triceratops, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl such as all the ever present grace of a swan playing the saxophone.

Alpar screamed Idiotically and ran but the snow Triceratops chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Triceratops Annihalated him Recklessly.

"Nobody does that to my little Holy INSURGENT," Not!Youmu screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Triceratops through the Hand. It fell down and Not!Youmu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Alpar said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Masterplan lay in the yard until a Horrendous child picked it up and took it home.
[2:21:17 AM] Alpar: AHAHAHAHAHA
[2:21:18 AM] Alpar: WHAT.

[3:23:09 AM] spplmj: brb skype thread
[3:23:12 AM] Alps: I can't even comprehend
[3:23:13 AM] Alps: what the hell
[3:23:16 AM] Alps: I just formulated off this site.
[3:27:18 AM] Alps: Donte and Tameem were celebrating a white Valentine's Day together. Donte had cooked a bloody dinner and they ate in Vorgil's bigger dick by candlelight.

"My darling," Tameem said, stroking Donte's head, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Donte. "It is but an edgy token of my wub love."

Donte opened the box. Inside was an angsty hair! He gazed at it terribly. Then he gazed at Tameem terribly. "It's dark," Donte said. "Come here and let me edge you."

Just then, an angry crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a beast of darkness crawling in my skin. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a deluded voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Tameem read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other weakly as the crone cackled some more. Donte's wub began to tremble. Then Tameem shrugged, pulled out a Sales, and hit the crone on her dick. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Donte said and kissed Tameem quickly. "This is a rebellious Valentine's Day!"

They wubbishly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they edged each other all night long.
[3:27:20 AM] Alps: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[3:36:36 AM] Alps: Diligently Tripping

Leo tripped along angrily. She was on her way to meet her lover, Sena, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a dragon hopping along, carrying a witch in its mouth.

Leo was almost behind the alley when she came across a muscular cake, lying alone on a horny plate. "That must be a treat from my professional bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked profound, so she ate it.

It gave her the most beautiful tingling sensation in her tongue. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Sena.

When Sena came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Leo cried blindly.

"Your boob! And your gluteal muscles!" Sena said. "They're destructive! Can't you feel it?"

Leo felt her boob and her gluteal muscles. They were indeed quite destructive. "Oh, no!" Leo said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that muscular cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Sena said. "I got you a road roller. It must have been that intelligent man who lives nearby. He acts a little borishly, ever since he lifting a joystick."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Leo sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Sena said seriously, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your boob is really gentlemanly like that."

"Really?" Leo dried his tears. Leo kissed Sena and it was an entirely pretentious sensation, such as that of the sheer force of love Orion makes to his keyboard whenever he plays Bomberman 64 combined with Phoenix's secret lust for bad games.

They spent the night having entirely pretentious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.
[3:37:41 AM | Edited 3:37:43 AM] Alps: This isn't going to get old for a while.
[3:38:51 AM] Alps: One more before bed...
[3:42:24 AM] Alps: "The Pure Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Alpar strode along the path, making for Exquisite Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Lewd Dingus, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Eye.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his light mongoloid just in time to face the terrible woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck carelessly, and Alpar barely raised his mongoloid to meet the attack. They fought long and medically until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Alpar found himself forced to one knee, the woman's mongoloid pressed to his weak solar plexus. "I am Not!Granberia of Exquisite Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Lewd Dingus. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the rooftop."

But Alpar had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his mongoloid with a twist, overpowered Not!Granberia and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Alpar said, looking down upon her.

Not!Granberia's arm shimmered like a kung fu master trying to fight his way through gangsters while looking stylish at a disco party. "I have underestimated you, Alpar. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Alpar's desire was enflamed. His solar plexus throbbed and all his thoughts were to kill Not!Granberia like a lamia. Alpar caressed Not!Granberia's Asian arm and she responded. They came together cautiously, and their joining was as Black as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet neanderthal!" Alpar groaned and killed Not!Granberia as assumingly as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Alpar said. "That's where I put the Lewd Dingus for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed dangerously on the grass, forgetful of all but their alright love. "We will stay together forever," Not!Granberia said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Eye never got the Lewd Dingus and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out."
[3:44:05 AM] Alps: What
[3:44:06 AM] Alps: in the hell
[3:44:08 AM] Alps: did I just create.

[1:02:55 PM] Scept: Guys... I...
[1:03:01 PM] Scept: I have committed a foul atrocity.
[1:03:06 PM] Scept: I... went outside.
[1:03:13 PM] *** Lia Yakumo removed Scept from this conversation. ***
[1:03:28 PM] spplmj: TWENTY-THREE NINETEEN
[1:03:37 PM] *** Lia Yakumo added Scept ***
[1:03:44 PM] Lia Yakumo: Don't make me do that again.
[1:03:51 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: [user was banned for this post]

spplmj wrote:>Deleting my post

>Implying you didn't post it in the entirely wrong thread

lmao. Someone put that shit on the banner.

[11:03:56 PM] Rafale el Cocinero Misterioso: now if only Mustafa did ;_;
[11:03:57 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: Not much.
[11:04:05 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: Who was Mustafa again?
[11:04:19 PM] Rafale el Cocinero Misterioso: Boss of the rainy stage
[11:04:25 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: ;_;
[11:04:27 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: never forget
[11:04:29 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: ...
[11:04:31 PM] Mishalpar Shirou: except I just did.
[11:04:33 PM] Rafale el Cocinero Misterioso: Says the one who forgot

[3:42:37 AM] Alps: "The Miracle Of The Gorilla

The Mysterious Rofl hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a chaos dunk through space and time. He loathed it.

Every December, The Mysterious Rofl would feel himself getting all jamful inside. He refused to put up a Christmas DAT BODY, he snapped at anyone jam enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, The Mysterious Rofl had to go to the mall to buy a slabulous DEE JAY. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing slamfully around and so much Christmas music blaring jamlessly, he thought his hand would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a jamgasmic man collecting for charity. The Mysterious Rofl never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the jamgasmic man dropped his bells and ran kickin it into overtime. There was a jamtarded Gorilla right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the jamgasmic man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

The Mysterious Rofl rushed out and slamingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a slam bang and then everything went dark.

When The Mysterious Rofl woke up, he was in a slamineering room. There was a Christmas DAT BODY in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, The Mysterious Rofl's really large penis hurt. A lot.

The jamgasmic man came into the room. "I'm so slamsome!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Charles Barkley. You saved me from the truck. But your really large penis is broken."

The Mysterious Rofl hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas DAT BODY up and his really large penis was broken, he felt quite slamtastic, especially when he looked at Charles Barkley.

"Your really large penis must hurt tightly," Charles Barkley said. "I think this will help." And he turned it up The Mysterious Rofl several times.

Now The Mysterious Rofl felt very slamtastic indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Charles Barkley. "I love you," he said, and kissed Charles Barkley jamingly.

"I love you too," said Charles Barkley. Just then, the Gorilla ran into the room and nuzzled The Mysterious Rofl's arm. "I brought him home with us," Charles Barkley said.

"We'll call him Miracle," The Mysterious Rofl said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever."


You cannot imagine the insanity that happened in the voicechats as we lost our sides harshly with laughter.

[1:23:22 AM] TheStalinator: Dammit my armpits itch but i didn't bring any kinves.
[1:26:04 AM] Mojito: [1:23 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< Dammit my armpits itch but i didn't bring any kinves.If you never once legitimately wondered how you always hurt yourself, I worry for your mental health
[1:26:14 AM] MrNaleIt: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/273/e/9/existing_osr_fan_game_models_by_laperen-d2zsd36.png so apparently these were the raceships things
[1:26:29 AM] TheStalinator: [1:26 AM] Mojito:

<<< If you never once legitimately wondered how you always hurt yourself, I worry for your mental health Why the hell would I wonder that?
[1:26:34 AM] TheStalinator: I know exactly how I always hurt myself.
[1:26:39 AM] MrNaleIt: I remember most of them
[1:26:42 AM] TheStalinator: Copious misuse of knives.
[1:27:14 AM] MrNaleIt: the bug, boobs, industrial carrier, submarine, and spiked bat I don't remember
[1:28:09 AM] MrNaleIt: [1:26 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< Copious misuse of knives.I misread that as "Coitus misuse of knives"
[1:28:51 AM] TheStalinator: That too.

[8:00:41 PM] GLaDOS: OH I also have a serious announcement. Let me change my name
[8:01:21 PM] GLaDOS: Much better

[8:00:34 PM] spplmj: >Walk into Mafiastop
>qt 3.14 gm at the counter
>"O-one vote for abstain p-please"
>"What was that?"
>Spaghetti starts to drip from my pockets
>"I-I wanted to vote for a-abstain."
>"Abstain? Are you sure thats allowed in this round."
>Spaghetti reaching critical levels
>"PLEASE JUST VOTE ABSTAIN!"
>"I'm sorry but voting abstain isnt allowed in this round."
>Spaghetti explodes out of the back of my pants
>I start flying around the room at 650mph
>Everyone else is watching in awe
>Finally crash through the door into the instalynch lot

FUCKING MAFIASTOP

[11:18:09 PM] Alpar: Granberia is my waifu.
[11:18:18 PM] Scept: WEEEEEEEEEELP.
[11:18:20 PM] Mechaderps419: [11:18 PM] Alpar:

<<< Granberia is my waifu.Saved for future reference
[11:18:24 PM] spplmj: brb skype thread and sig quote

[12:08:47 AM] Mentlegen: ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS NOW?
[12:09:46 AM] Scept: LOUD NOISEEES!
[12:10:26 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: WHAAAAT?
[12:11:17 AM] MARCUS: cAPS?
[12:11:25 AM] MARCUS: iN my cHAT?
[12:11:47 AM] Mentlegen: GOOD BECAUSE I'M MENTLE RYAN AND I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU
[12:12:12 AM] Mentlegen: https://youtu.be/p5OaERXNowY
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL JOURNEY?
[12:13:31 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: It's amazing how one of the worst games in the series had some of the best music
[12:13:35 AM] MARCUS: http://dominoslive.com/
Why is this a thing
[12:15:44 AM] Mentlegen: [12:13 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich:

<<< It's amazing how one of the worst games in the series had some of the best musicu talkin' shit bout my x6 faget?
[12:16:28 AM] Mentlegen: I never bothered with the story and I thought some bosses were pretty cool :(
[12:16:46 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: A good amount of the stages were complete bullshit though
[12:16:57 AM] Mentlegen: https://youtu.be/Cvm1aR8FrNg
Best theme though
[12:17:32 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHERRRR
BUT STILL IT'S FAREWELL
[12:18:57 AM] Mentlegen: AND MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK
IN 3D, WHO CAN TELL?
[12:19:34 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: hahaX7
[12:20:02 AM] Mentlegen: I GUESS THERE IS NO ONE TO BLAME (BUT CAPCOM)
WE'RE LEAVING 2D
WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
[12:20:18 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: IT'S XOVER COUNTDOOOOWWN
[12:20:42 AM] Mentlegen: [CASUAL INCREASES IN VOLUME]
[12:20:53 AM] Mentlegen: IT'S XOVER COUNTDOOOOWWN
[12:21:18 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: WE'RE HEADING FOR iPHOONE
AND NOW WE SHALL FALL
[12:22:11 AM] Mentlegen: CAUSE FANS HAVE SEEN US AND WON'T WELCOME US AT AAAALL
[12:22:49 AM | Edited 12:23:04 AM] Oriondrive Ostrich: I GUESS THERE IS NO ONE TO BLAME
OH, WAIT, THERE IS (capcom)
WILL THINGS NEVER BE THE SAAAME AGAAAIN
[12:24:02 AM] Mentlegen: (;_;)
[12:32:47 AM] Sparks: What the hell is going on in here
[12:32:56 AM] Sparks: Alpar why are you not controlling your chat
[12:34:47 AM] Mentlegen: >offline
[12:34:52 AM] Mentlegen: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOW
[12:36:05 AM] Sparks: Overlord ment now?

I just realized I recycled one of Mentle's phrases in that session. I totally didn't even know.

[12:00:03 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: http://atrorymachell.tumblr.com/post/49651743079
!!!!!!
[12:00:20 AM] Emiya Alpar: When did Rory grow up
[12:01:15 AM] Lia Yakumo: Someone reply "give her the dick"
[12:01:37 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: And then Rory disabled replies forever
[12:01:44 AM] Scept: I'll do it.

(Two minutes later)

http://sceptilianblade.tumblr.com/post/49651985172/
[12:03:32 AM] Lia Yakumo: YOU HAD ONE JOB

[8:16:16 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: ...I accidentally managed to masturbate outside somehow

Context not required.

[9:24:59 PM] *** Diabeetus-tan sent FFF.png ***
[9:25:34 PM] Alps: Techbane~
[9:25:52 PM] Alps: okay
[9:25:53 PM] Alps: and
[9:26:18 PM] Diabeetus-tan: and?
[9:26:37 PM] Alps: I went to Local Disk (C:)
[9:26:40 PM] Alps: wut now
[9:26:45 PM] Diabeetus-tan: ......
[9:27:01 PM] Diabeetus-tan: how did you miss the fact that I highlighted, IN RED, SYSTEM PROPERTIES
[9:27:11 PM] Alps: Oh, whoops
[9:27:17 PM] Alps: that absolutely flew by me.
[9:27:28 PM] Alps: This is embarassing.

alpar pls