Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

by Vatonnage Mon May 13, 2013 10:13 pm

Don't even try with this one.

by Archer Mon May 13, 2013 10:20 pm

I said I was sorry okay!

You're dealing with me here, and look, this isn't the first time it happened so it's not that bad.

Spoiler:

by **Leo E.** Tue May 14, 2013 12:55 am

Alpar should just speak directly into my sig.

by Archer Tue May 14, 2013 1:06 am

I WAS LIKE NINE OKAY.

by Hunter Axel Tue May 14, 2013 1:13 am

Alpar wrote:I WAS LIKE NINE OKAY.

Speak slowly and clearly. I'm recording this for future generations.

Skype Shenanigans Archiver - Page 10 Mr.right%20037_0001

by Mentle Tue May 14, 2013 2:19 am

[01:50:17] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Speaking of vibrators
[01:50:27] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: have I ever told you that one story where I had no idea what vibrators were used for as a kid.
[01:50:32] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Fun times
[01:50:34] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: fuuuuuuuuuuun times.
[01:50:43] Axle, The Red: I'm sure they were
[01:50:48] Mentlegen: [01:50] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou:
<<< Speaking of vibrators
have I ever told you that one story where I had no idea what vibrators were used for as a kid.
Fun times
fuuuuuuuuuuun times.
A story of experimentation and discovery.
[01:51:05] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: And that's when I realized I shouldn't have put that vibrator on my face.
[01:51:26] Mentlegen: [01:51] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou:
<<< And that's when I realized I shouldn't have put that vibrator on my face.
...
[01:51:29] Lil' Cael: ...
[01:51:31] Mentlegen: Who owned the vibrator?
[01:51:42] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Some 20 year old or so woman.
[01:51:46] Vatonnage: That
[01:51:46] Mentlegen: ...wow
[01:51:54] Vatonnage: Is farraginous
[01:51:57] Mentlegen: THERE WE GO
[01:52:09] Mentlegen: I've been waiting for this word!
[01:52:09] Liam Yakumo: https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1354/60/1354607337876.jpg
SHINJI
GET IN THE LAMIA
[01:53:14] Pheonix: [01:51] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou:
<<< And that's when I realized I shouldn't have put that vibrator on my face.
...what
[01:53:26] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I thought the vibrator was a toy, like, a kid's toy, okay.
[01:53:29] Pheonix: what
[01:53:33] Mentlegen: [01:52] Liam Yakumo:
<<< https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1354/60/1354607337876.jpg
SHINJI
GET IN THE LAMIA
Remember when Alpar mentioned dying of "cunnilingitis"?
[01:53:39] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I PUT IT BACK WHERE I FOUND IT
[01:53:42] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I'M NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON.
[01:53:43] Pheonix: why
[01:53:53] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: BECAUSE I WAS LIKE 9
[01:53:58] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE USED FOR THAT.
[01:54:11] Liam Yakumo: [01:53] Mentlegen:
<<< Remember when Alpar mentioned dying of "cunnilingitis"?
My sig is going to be all Alpar quotes soon
[01:54:12] Pheonix: wait what
[01:54:27] Pheonix: I still don't understand the context...
[01:54:33] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Okay, here's how it happened:
[01:54:35] Mentlegen: Alpar found a vibrator as a kid
[01:54:39] Mentlegen: he rubbed against his face
[01:54:43] Mentlegen: it belonged to a woman
[01:54:58] Vatonnage: [01:53] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< BECAUSE I WAS LIKE 9
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE USED FOR THAT.
Did you like unlewd yourself as soon as you TURNED 9?
[01:55:07] Mentlegen: If that wasn't cleaned, he could die of cunnilingitis
[01:55:10] Liam Yakumo: M. Night Shamylan twist: it actually belonged to a man
[01:55:14] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: 1) 20 year old or so woman used to live in my house as a kid
2) The room she slept in used to belong to... well, nobody. It was a storage for picture books and stuff
3) Try to go back to find some of those picture books
4) Oh hey what's this
5) Find vibrator
6) STUFF HAPPENS
[01:55:26] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: [01:55] Vatonnage: <<< Did you like unlewd yourself as soon as you TURNED 9?
*shrug*...
[01:55:34] Mentlegen: [01:55] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< STUFF
[01:55:46] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Nothing lewd to my knowledge
[01:55:52] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: all I did was put it on my face.
It felt funny okay.
[01:56:03] Mentlegen: >felt funny
[01:56:19] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: And my neck, and then you know when doctors go "say aa"?
[01:56:26] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I basically did that aaaaa sound while putting it on my neck
[01:56:33] Axle, The Red: ....
[01:56:34] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: expected results were expected.
[01:56:37] Vatonnage: Throat*
[01:56:40] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Whatever.
[01:56:44] Vatonnage: Deep in his throat
[01:56:44] Mentlegen: At least you didn't think it was some kind of electric toothbrush
[01:56:49] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Oh no no no
[01:56:52] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: it wasn't phallic shaped.
[01:57:02] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Thank goodness it wasn't either.
[01:57:07] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Otherwise I might've thought that.
[01:57:08] Pheonix: [01:56] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: <<< I basically did that aaaaa sound while putting it on my neck
singers actually do this because it loosens the throat and makes it clear. helps when sick
[01:57:24] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: They use vibrators?
[01:57:28] Pheonix: yes
[01:57:29] Mentlegen: (Phoenix actually owns a vibrator)
[01:57:30] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Cool.
[01:57:34] Pheonix: I don't
[01:57:39] Mentlegen: You are a singer
[01:57:45] Mentlegen: what kind of singer has no vibrators?
[01:57:48] Vatonnage: WELL MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A BAD SINGE-*shot*
[01:57:57] Liam Yakumo: No, you're supposed to line your throat with vaseline. Helps the singing come out smoother. It's an old Elton John trick.
[01:58:06] Mentlegen: lel
[01:58:14] Vatonnage: What if I run out of vaseline?
[01:58:16] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I also put the vibrator on my cranium
[01:58:20] Vatonnage: Will motor oil be a good alternative?
[01:58:21] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: earthquake attack on the brain.
[01:58:28] Vatonnage: alpur
[01:58:29] Vatonnage: stahp
[01:58:34] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: IT WAS FUNNY AS A KID OKAY.
[01:58:38] Liam Yakumo: My sig can only grow so big
[01:58:38] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I DIDN'T KNOW.
[01:58:56 | Edited 01:59:01] OnionX of Catarina: Your mom is in the women's bathroom
[01:58:58 | Edited 01:59:06] Axle, The Red: It's like Alpar wants us to make more signatures of his words.
[01:59:04] Vatonnage: HE DIDN'T KNOW, HE SAYS
HE WAS A HORNY 'LIL BUGGER IN EIGHTH GRADE, HE SAYS
[01:59:05] Mentlegen: I think so
[01:59:06] Lil' Cael: well, I guess I'll be off.
[01:59:09 | Edited 01:59:12] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Bye Cael
[01:59:12] Mentlegen: Later
[01:59:16] Axle, The Red: Later dude
[01:59:21] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: [01:59] Vatonnage: <<< HE WAS A HORNY 'LIL BUGGER IN EIGHTH GRADE, HE SAYS
I was.
[02:00:10] Vatonnage: >Alpar finds the vibrator
I finally found what
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
(Here I come, come, come, come)

by Cloak Sat May 18, 2013 12:41 am

[11:33:05 PM] Lia Yakumo: Give her the dick
[11:33:12 PM] Lia Yakumo: From across the country
[11:33:30 PM] Lia Yakumo: Mail her the dick
[11:33:34 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: D:
[11:33:40 PM] Cloak: Give her the /d/.
[11:34:02 PM] Lia Yakumo: The /d/ can reach any distance
[11:34:20 PM] Mentle Knight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRwi94NW6y0&list=UU84X0epDRFdTrybxEX8ZWkA&index=1
It's time
[11:34:27 PM] Cloak: With its many grasping tendrils.
[11:34:28 PM] Lia Yakumo: It's possible to use it improperly
[11:34:49 PM] Lia Yakumo: You have to put it on precisely, and some idiots try to use two at once
[11:35:34 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Robosex
[11:35:44 PM] Cloak: Lets not bring Rofl into this
[11:35:51 PM] Lia Yakumo: >Rofl
>Not Haru
[11:36:05 PM] Lia Yakumo: Better drink my piss
[11:36:19 PM] Cloak: I'm not in the call, so any rage I've induced is all yours.
[11:37:37 PM] Lia Yakumo: ...On your dick?
[11:37:38 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: On your dick obv
[11:38:01 PM] Cloak: And these one sided conversation are fantastic to read.
[11:38:09 PM] Lia Yakumo: Put the return address as hers, drop it in a mailbox somewhere without postage or to a fake address

by Archer Sat May 18, 2013 9:19 am

...WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS.

by Archer Sun May 19, 2013 11:02 pm

[10:33:40 PM] Caelun_Niveus: >watching two best friends play MGR
>armstrong fight
why am I so hyped I want to sing the lyrics out loud?
[10:33:55 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [10:33 PM] Caelun_Niveus:

<<< why am I so hyped I want to sing the lyrics out loud?WHEN YOU WAAAALK AWAY
[10:34:29 PM] Alps: [10:33 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< WHEN YOU WAAAALK AWAYWHAT A THRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
[10:34:43 PM] spplmj: I NEVER FELT LIKE
[10:34:50 PM] Alps: BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
[10:34:56 PM] Alps: also I met Deidre
[10:34:58 PM] Alps: chasin ahoy.
[10:35:07 PM] Leonidas Eliades: NO MATTER WHAT
[10:35:08 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: [10:34 PM] Alps:

<<< WHAT A THRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLGOD OR DEMON, WHAT AM I
[10:35:19 PM] Alps: IN OTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS
PLEASE BE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
[10:35:39 PM] spplmj: ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
[10:35:41 PM] Leonidas Eliades: EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY
WITH COURAGE I WILL FACE
[10:35:59 PM] Alps: OPEN YOUR HEART, AND YOU WILL SEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:36:11 PM] spplmj: REACHING OUT TO NO MANS LAND
[10:36:27 PM] Leonidas Eliades: BUT YOU CAN HAAARDLY SWALOOOOOW
YOUR FEARS AND PAAAAAAAAAIN
[10:36:30 PM] Alps: MAMORITAIIII
[10:36:32 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
[10:36:39 PM] Leonidas Eliades: And that's how a bill becomes a law.
[10:36:41 PM] Caelun_Niveus: What song are you fucking singing?
[10:36:45 PM] Alps: Everything.
[10:36:51 PM] Mentlegen: [10:36 PM] Caelun_Niveus:

<<< What song are you fucking singing?It's a single song
[10:37:04 PM] Mentlegen: it ends with "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!"
[10:37:09 PM | Edited 10:37:22 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: [10:36 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< And that's how a bill becomes a law.[10:37 PM] Mentlegen:

<<< it ends with "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!"10/10 the last two minutes just made my entire day
[10:37:26 PM] spplmj: WHEN I WAS
[10:37:35 PM] Alps: THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
[10:37:39 PM] Caelun_Niveus: and I assune this will now be skype threaded?
[10:37:46 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: It must be
[10:37:49 PM] Leonidas Eliades: JUST REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU SEE HER ON THE STREET
I'M THE CRUELEST GIRL YOU'LL EVER MEET
[10:37:50 PM] Caelun_Niveus: or
[10:38:00 PM] Caelun_Niveus: [10:37 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated:

<<< It must beIs it the way it has to be?

-the sequel-

[10:38:42 PM] Alps: CALLING TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE, OR NOT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:38:52 PM] Vatonnage: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT
[10:38:53 PM] Cloak: No seriously, I put on ALL THE PRESSURE with Aya and she doesn't fucking crack.
[10:38:58 PM] spplmj: BURN MY DREAD
[10:39:06 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[10:39:14 PM] Alps: HE'S FINALLY BACK, TO KICK SOME TAIL
[10:39:15 PM] spplmj: BANANAPHONE
[10:39:24 PM] Leonidas Eliades: IT'S A PHONE WITH A PEEL
[10:39:38 PM] Mentlegen: WHEN THE WORLD WAS MILK AND HONEY
WARE KOSO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BARAN DOBAN
[10:39:39 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: DANGO, DANGO, DANGO, DANGO, DANGO DAIKAZOKU
[10:39:44 PM] Vatonnage: TROGDOOOOOOOR
ARE YOU READY TO THE ACTION
[10:40:01 PM] spplmj: CELLULAR MODULAR INTERACTIVODULAR
[10:40:11 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: CALL ME BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME
[10:40:18 PM] Alps: I'M BURNIN THROUGH THE SKYYYYY YEAAAAH
[10:40:22 PM] Mentlegen: SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR
I'M GONE
[10:40:26 PM] Leonidas Eliades: MEEEERU MERU MERU MERU MERU MERU MERU
[10:40:27 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: HOLY DIVER,
THE SEA OF SPACE IS MY SEA
[10:40:33 PM] Vatonnage: MOU IKKAI
[10:40:46 PM] Alps: ITSUMADE FUTARI GA IRU NO KANA
[10:40:56 PM] spplmj: SOMEWAN WAN WAN
[10:40:59 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: THE REEEEAAAAL FOOOOOOLK BLUUUUUES
[10:41:16 PM] Alps: SAY YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE, SAY YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE
[10:41:19 PM] Leonidas Eliades: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL AAAAAALWAAAAAAAYS LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[10:41:26 PM] Vatonnage: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAHO~
[10:41:28 PM] Mentlegen: GUN GUNLEON
GUNLEON
[10:41:43 PM] Alps: SKILL MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
[10:41:54 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: EVERYOBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
[10:42:01 PM] Alps: I AM THE EGGMAN
BE MY FRIEND!
[10:42:10 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I GOT THE #MASTERPLAN
[10:42:17 PM] Vatonnage: JUST LOVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
[10:42:22 PM] Alps: HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
[10:42:35 PM] spplmj: AV
[10:42:35 PM] spplmj: AL
[10:42:37 PM] spplmj: AN
[10:42:37 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
[10:42:38 PM] spplmj: CHE
[10:42:40 PM] Leonidas Eliades: GREENANDPURPLEGREENANDPURPLEGREENANDPURPLEGREENANDPURPLE
[10:42:45 PM] Vatonnage: PAUSE BALLS
GOING UP THE STAIRS
[10:42:55 PM] Alps: THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF
[10:43:19 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: HEY I'M GRUMP
[10:43:22 PM] Alps: SOMETIIIIIIIIIIIMES I FEEEEEEEEEEL, SO ALL ALOOOOOOOOONE, FINDING MYSELF CALLING YOUR NAAAAAAAAAAAME
[10:43:30 PM] Vatonnage: BUT IN THE END
[10:43:33 PM | Edited 10:43:34 PM] spplmj: WOOP WOOP
[10:43:36 PM] Vatonnage: IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTERRRRR
[10:43:42 PM] Alps: HEY YOU WATCHA GONNA DO
[10:43:45 PM] spplmj: PULL OVER DAT ASS IS TOO FAT
[10:43:57 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
[10:44:01 PM] Alps: AIIIIIIII WO, TORIMODOOOOOOO
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:44:13 PM] Leonidas Eliades: NEKO MIKO REIMU
AI SHITERU
[10:44:29 PM] Alps: S-I-S-I-G-A-M-I
[10:44:42 PM] Vatonnage: BRIGHT LIGHTS HYPE CROWD
[10:44:55 PM] Mentlegen: THE BAD-BAD-BAD-BADMAN!
[10:44:59 PM] Alps: TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
[10:45:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: LIVIN' IN THE STREETS ALL MY LIFE I'M A #BADMAN
I'M A #BADMAN
I'M A #BADMAN
[10:45:19 PM] Alps: DO THE MARIO!
[10:45:23 PM | Edited 10:45:29 PM] Mentlegen: CAN'T GET MY MIIIIIND
OUT OF THESE MEMORIEEEEEEEES
[10:45:41 PM] Vatonnage: BURNING RANGERS~
[10:45:44 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: BISHMELLAH, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
[10:45:49 PM] Alps: IF THE WORLD IS NOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOORE, THE MOON IS ALL WE'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:45:54 PM] Leonidas Eliades: FOR THOOOOOSE ABOOOOOUT TO ROOOOOCK
FIRE
[10:46:00 PM] spplmj: WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
[10:46:11 PM] Vatonnage: TELL ME WHO'S WATCHIN'
[10:46:12 PM] Alps: WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
[10:46:24 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
[10:46:27 PM | Edited 10:46:35 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Hito ni osoikakaro wa shinai
[10:46:33 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: SOME STAY TRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
[10:46:42 PM] Alps: ATSUKU NARE
YUMEMITA
ASHITA WO
[10:46:56 PM] Leonidas Eliades: AND I SAY
HEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEYEYEY
HEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEY
I SAY HEY
WHAT'S GOIN ON
[10:47:06 PM] Alps: LOVE AS LARGE AS BRONTOSAURUS
[10:47:17 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
[10:47:26 PM] Alps: TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOOOOOOOOCKS
[10:47:39 PM] spplmj: OHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE HALFWAY THERE
[10:47:43 PM] Vatonnage: LOOK AT MY HORSE
MY HORSE IS AMAZING
[10:47:46 PM] Caelun_Niveus: ATSUKU NARE YUME MIRU KANATA HE
[10:47:48 PM] Alps: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH
CRIMINAL
[10:48:23 PM] Vatonnage: WHAT IS LOVE
[10:48:39 PM] Alps: I LIKE
BIG
BUTTSINACAN ICANNOTLIE
[10:48:46 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: HEAVEN, PLEASE SING FOR ME A SONG OF LIGHT
[10:48:47 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I COULD BE BROWN, I COULD BE BLUE, I COULD BE VIOLET SKY
[10:48:52 PM] Vatonnage: GET IT RIGHT, GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT
[10:48:57 PM] spplmj: THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA
[10:48:59 PM] Alps: MAAAAAAAAYBE TOMOOOOOOOOOOOORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[10:49:03 PM] Leonidas Eliades: MAKE A LITTLE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL
[10:49:04 PM] Mentlegen: INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
[10:49:15 PM] Vatonnage: HEY MR. BLUE SKY
PLEASE TELL US WHY
YOU HAD TO HIDE
AWAY FOR SO LONG
[10:49:29 PM] Alps: FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND
[10:49:32 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: AND HE SAID: "PLAAAAAAY THE BEST SOOOOOONG IN THE WORLD, OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOULS."
[10:49:49 PM | Edited 10:49:58 PM] Caelun_Niveus: .... winter wrap up winter wrap up
[10:50:01 PM] Leonidas Eliades: HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER AT THE GALA
AT THE GALA
[10:50:04 PM] spplmj: YES YOU ARE FUCKED
[10:50:08 PM] Alps: MAYBE IT'S A FEVER TIME FOR BED (BED, BED)
[10:50:10 PM | Edited 10:50:15 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: BELIEVE, BELIEVE, THE DRAGONBORN COMES
[10:50:13 PM] Vatonnage: 'CAUSE I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
[10:50:33 PM] spplmj: GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
[10:50:44 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I'VE PAID MY DUES TIME AFTER TIME
[10:50:45 PM] Alps: HEYYYYYYYY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[10:50:56 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: IN THE YEEEEAR TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-FIIIIIVE
[10:51:05 PM] Alps: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
[wubeth intensifies]
[10:51:25 PM] spplmj: ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
[10:51:32 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
[10:51:35 PM] Caelun_Niveus: this is the song that never ends
[10:51:39 PM] Alps: JOJO YUJOU MAJI MAJI
[10:51:40 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: FLASH! AAAAAAAHHHH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
[10:51:58 PM] Vatonnage: YOUNG DANNY FENTON WAS JUST FOURTEEN
[10:52:01 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[10:52:07 PM] Alps: ROCKS ALRIGHT DARE YORE MO, ORETACHI WA, TOBERUHAZU
[10:52:13 PM] spplmj: I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT
[10:52:16 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: DI-DI-DI... DIGIMON
[10:52:20 PM] Alps: JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:52:41 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: ARU HARETA HI NO KOTO, MAHOU IJOU NO YUKAI GA
[10:53:06 PM] Alps: FUTARI NI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
[10:53:42 PM] spplmj: [ominous latin chanting]
[10:53:47 PM] Alps: AOI SORA TORIMODOSU
[10:54:09 PM] Alps: OOOOOOOOOOOOOODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
[10:54:24 PM] Vatonnage: some
[10:54:26 PM] Vatonnage: BODY ONCE TOLD ME
[10:54:41 PM] Alps: THE EYE OF THE TIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
[10:54:56 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIIIIN
[10:54:56 PM] Leonidas Eliades: ALLONS DANSER COLINDA
DANSER COLLE COLINDA
PENDANT TA MERE EST PAS
LA PUR FAIRE FACHE LES VIELILLES FEMME
C'EST PAS TOUT LE MONDE QUI PEUT DANSER
TOUS LES VIEILLES VALSES DES VIEUX TEMPS
PENDANT TA MERE EST PAS LA
ALLONS DANSER COLINDA
[10:55:01 PM] spplmj: HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
[10:55:16 PM] Alps: ON HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[10:55:38 PM] Beyond Mad & Frustrated: YELLOW BEAUTY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS GOLD
[10:55:39 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: BLAME IT ALL ON MY ROOTS, I SHOWED UP IN BOOTS, AND RUINED YOUR BLACK TIE AFFAIR
[10:55:40 PM] Leonidas Eliades: HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY BODY
IT'S ALWAYS READY
[10:55:44 PM] Vatonnage: AND IF A NIGGA GET A ATTITUDE
[10:55:50 PM] Alps: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
[10:56:08 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: TO THE WINDOOOOOOOWS
TO THE WALL
TIL THE SWEAT DROP FROM MAH BAWLZ
[10:56:12 PM] spplmj: INFERNO GLAS! POLIZEI VON DER HOLLE
[10:56:19 PM] Alps: I COULD UUUUUSE SOME TACO BEL-MONT
[10:56:20 PM] Leonidas Eliades: LINK, HE COME TO TOWN
[10:56:21 PM] Alps: (I'm hungry!)
[10:56:48 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: YOOOOOOOU CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
[10:56:49 PM] Alps: SHE IS THE ONE CALLED SAILOR MOON
[10:56:50 PM] spplmj: INFERNO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
[10:56:54 PM] Vatonnage: BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU
[10:57:05 PM] Leonidas Eliades: IN AMERICA
[10:57:08 PM] Alps: NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA
[10:57:15 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: IT WAS THE HEEEEEEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT
[10:57:26 PM] Alps: GONG
GONG
GONG WO NARASE
[10:57:31 PM] spplmj: I KNOW I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
[10:57:57 PM] Leonidas Eliades: ME AND BAKURA WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE, HIM AND ME WILL TAKE YOUR LEATHER PANTS
[10:57:59 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: FLY ME TO THE MOOON
[10:58:01 PM] Alps: THIS IS YOUR LIFE, A BATTLEFIELD TELLING YOU, WHO, YOU, ARE
[10:58:22 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: STOP MOANING STOP GROANING I STOPPED CARING HOURS AGO
[10:58:23 PM] Vatonnage: UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE
[10:58:42 PM] spplmj: THIS IS KNUCKLES AND WERE AT PUMPKIN HILL YOU READY
[10:59:09 PM] Mentlegen: JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE STILL GOING
[10:59:16 PM] Alps: GOTTA GO FAST
[10:59:26 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I AM A WHORE OF SOME RENOWN, YOUR BUTTOCKS ARE MY HUNTING GROUND
[10:59:27 PM] spplmj: CHRIST HAS DIED CHRIST HAS RISEN CHRIST WILL COME AGAIN
[10:59:37 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: DONT STOP, MAKE IT POP, DJ BLO MY SPEAKERS UP TO-NIGHT
[10:59:48 PM] Mentlegen: WUBWUBWUB
[11:00:06 PM] Alps: THAT VIOOOOOOOOOOOLENCE
BREEDS
VIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLENCE
[11:00:09 PM] Vatonnage: YANMANI, YANMANI, YANMANI, YAAAYIIYAA
[11:00:09 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOORLD
[11:00:16 PM] Alps: UNDER THE SEA
[11:00:36 PM] Mentlegen: THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
[11:00:46 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: AND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIGHT
[11:00:57 PM] spplmj: I'M SO HAAAAPY HAPPY GO LUCKY ME
[11:01:04 PM] Leonidas Eliades: AND PRAY THAT THERE'S INTELLIGENT LIFE SOMEWHERE UP IN SPACE, 'CAUSE THERE'S BUGGER ALL DOWN HERE ON EARTH.
/end
[11:01:13 PM] Alps: And that's where babies come from.
[11:01:31 PM] spplmj: And that's how I became the fresh prince of bel-air
[11:01:32 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: And Bingo was his nameo*
[11:01:34 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME
[11:01:35 PM] Vatonnage: We will release our new hit single shortly
[11:01:36 PM] Alps: GET BACK
[11:01:39 PM] Alps: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:01:51 PM] Alps: [repeat Get Back x1000]
[11:02:14 PM] Leonidas Eliades: You hit a sour note a couple minutes in
[11:02:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: We're starting over
[11:02:20 PM] Alps: Aww...
[11:02:22 PM] Alps: wait
[11:02:26 PM] Alps: when did you become the leader of this band?
[11:02:29 PM] Alps: I demanded a bass solo!
[11:02:29 PM] Vatonnage: We're ending with Snake Eater this time

by Zyquux Tue May 21, 2013 1:12 am

[10:00:34 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I was beating her today in brawl with random character matches
[10:00:44 PM] Alps: Sounds fun.
[10:00:49 PM | Removed 10:00:53 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: This message has been removed.
[10:00:53 PM] Alps: HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHUE
[10:00:55 PM] MrNaleIt: Hm... maybe "Egg" or something egg-related.
[10:01:00 PM] Alps: 9/10 chuckled a bit
[10:01:27 PM | Edited 10:01:43 PM] MrNaleIt: Because Egg Beater. Beet-er
[10:01:35 PM] Alps: https://images.4chan.org/v/src/1369106935184.png
100% facts
[10:01:45 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: also Diabeetus-tan beats me a lot in Brawl
[10:01:51 PM] Zyquux: [10:00 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< I was beating herDomestic abuse is bad. You should call the police
[10:01:59 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: [10:01 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< Diabeetus-tan beats me a lot
[10:02:03 PM] Zyquux: [10:01 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< Diabeetus-tan beats meSame for you Phen
[10:02:10 PM] Alps: HUE
HUE
HUE
[10:02:10 PM] *** Daniel "Phoenix" NP added Diabeetus-tan ***
[10:02:14 PM] Alps: OH COME ON
[10:02:16 PM] Alps: WE WERE JOKING MANG.
[10:02:17 PM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "ITC: Domestic abuse (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[10:02:22 PM] DA: >Diabeetus is a better Phoenix than Phoenix
[10:02:27 PM] MrNaleIt: Who?
[10:02:29 PM] DA: heheh--OH NUTS, SHE'S HERE
SAID IT TOO SOON
[10:02:32 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Based DA
[10:02:32 PM] Diabeetus-tan: WHAT'S GOING ON
[10:02:36 PM] Alps: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
[10:02:36 PM] Diabeetus-tan: ;-;
[10:02:39 PM] DA: Anyways, hi Diabeetus-tan
[10:02:41 PM] Alps: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE
[10:02:46 PM] MrNaleIt: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHU
[10:02:48 PM] Alps: BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SMASH BROS.
[10:02:54 PM] Alps: AND THEN STUFF WAS QUOTED OUTTA CONTEXT.
[10:02:55 PM] DA: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
[10:02:56 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: SUPER DOMESTIC ABUSE BROS.
[10:02:57 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: GONNA KILL YOU ALL
[10:03:02 PM] Diabeetus-tan: Hi mister DA! I think this is the first time I have seen you on IM?
[10:03:05 PM] Alps: I DIDN'T ADD HER. YOU DID.
[10:03:10 PM] DA: [10:02 PM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< Hi mister DA! I think this is the first time I have seen you on IM?Precisely!
[10:03:12 PM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "ITC: SUPER DOMESTIC ABUSE BROS.(Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[10:03:13 PM] TheStalinator: Sup Samininnininini
[10:03:18 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: YOSHI IS DYING IN VOICE CHAT
[10:03:21 PM] DA: >mister
aww jeez
[10:03:36 PM] Zyquux: [10:02 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< GONNA KILL YOU ALLI thought you're busy beating Diabeetus-tan
[10:03:43 PM] Alps: huehuehue
[10:03:43 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: DAMMIT ZYQ
[10:03:44 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: GOD DAMMIT
[10:03:46 PM] Zyquux: :3
[10:03:48 PM] Alps: lemme get the context
[10:03:49 PM] MrNaleIt: Phenny was whining about how you are 2pro4him
[10:03:50 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Lungs collapsing
[10:03:57 PM] Diabeetus-tan: [10:03 PM] MrNaleIt:

<<< Phenny was whining about how you are 2pro4himtrue facts
[10:03:59 PM] Zyquux: [10:03 PM] Alps:

<<< lemme get the contextCONTEXT CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!
[10:04:07 PM] Diabeetus-tan: I scored 19/7 in dota just now :D
[10:04:09 PM] Alps: [10:00 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< I was beating her today in brawl[10:00 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< I was beating her[10:01 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< also Diabeetus-tan beats me a lot in Brawl[10:01 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< also Diabeetus-tan beats me
[10:04:10 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ZYQ YOU ARE KILLING US
[10:04:20 PM] Diabeetus-tan: BEATING
[10:04:21 PM] Diabeetus-tan: SO MUCH BEATING
[10:04:24 PM] Diabeetus-tan: ALSO HE STRETCHED THE TRUTH
[10:04:25 PM] Diabeetus-tan: OR SOMETHING
[10:04:28 PM] Diabeetus-tan: SAYING HE ONLY BEATED ME TODAY
[10:04:28 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ORION, YOSHI AND I ARE DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW
[10:04:31 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WE CAN'T BREATH
[10:04:36 PM] Diabeetus-tan: WHEREAS WE WERE BEATING EACHOTHER EVENLY
[10:04:37 PM] Zyquux: [10:04 PM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< BEATING
SO MUCH BEATINGCALL THE POLICE
[10:04:38 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: WE CAN'T BREATH OF FIRE
[10:04:38 PM] Alps: DARN VOICE ACTOR CHATS NOT HAVING ME :(
[10:04:48 PM] MrNaleIt: diaBEET-US
[10:04:48 PM] Zyquux: [10:04 PM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< WE WERE BEATING EACHOTHERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:04:49 PM] Alps: ORION PLS GO
[10:04:56 PM] Diabeetus-tan: [10:04 PM] MrNaleIt:

<<< diaBEET-USLOOOOOOOOL
[10:05:01 PM] Alps: also that sounds kinky pls send me a tape
[10:05:09 PM] *** DA has changed the conversation picture. ***
[10:05:14 PM] *** DA has changed the conversation topic to "STOP SHOUTING.(Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[10:05:22 PM] DA: ...okay truce over
[10:05:26 PM | Edited 10:05:27 PM] DA: CONTINUE SHOUTING
[10:05:35 PM] Alps: SOOOOO
[10:05:37 PM] DA: brb
[10:05:42 PM] Alps: Iiiiiiiiiiiii wasted my day on videogames today
[10:05:45 PM] Alps: how about you guys.
[10:05:47 PM] DA: same
[10:05:48 PM] MrNaleIt: Did he mute us just then?
[10:05:50 PM] DA: okay brb now
[10:05:58 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO CASUALLY WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER
[10:06:02 PM] DA: [10:05 PM] MrNaleIt:

<<< Did he mute us just then?I love how everyone's paranoid of muting now
[10:06:07 PM] DA: it's almost Pavlonian
[10:06:08 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: BETTER THAN BEATING HIM
[10:06:23 PM] DA: [10:06 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< BETTER THAN BEATING HIMBut is it better than DIA-BEATING HIM?
[10:06:27 PM] MrNaleIt: Moby Skype can't tell
[10:06:30 PM] Diabeetus-tan: Diabeetus-tan DYING
[10:06:30 PM] DA: okay I will leave now
[10:06:32 PM] Alps: [10:06 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< BETTER THAN BEATING HIMOH
[10:06:34 PM] Alps: OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:06:37 PM] Alps: SO YOU ENJOY MOM'S COMPANY LIKE THAT.
[10:06:39 PM] Sparks: save meeeeeeeee
[10:06:39 PM] Alps: IIIIII SEEEEEEEE.
[10:06:42 PM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation picture. ***
[10:06:49 PM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "RELEVANT (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[10:06:50 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: FINE YOU WANT US TO BEAT YOU?
[10:06:59 PM] Diabeetus-tan: NO
[10:07:01 PM] Diabeetus-tan: WE CAN ONLY BEAT EACHOTHER
[10:07:03 PM] Diabeetus-tan: ACTUALLY
[10:07:05 PM] *** Alps has changed the conversation picture. ***
[10:07:06 PM] Diabeetus-tan: I BEAT ALPAR IN MARIO PARTY
[10:07:10 PM] Diabeetus-tan: SO TECHNICALLY I ALREADY BEAT HIM
[10:07:11 PM] MrNaleIt: Unf pls
[10:07:12 PM] *** Alps has changed the conversation topic to "I can fap to this (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[10:07:23 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [10:07 PM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< I BEAT ALPARHONEY PLZ
[10:07:29 PM] Alps: MUM
[10:07:35 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHY YOU DO THAT WITHOUT ME
[10:07:37 PM] Alps: YOU DESTROYED ME IN MARIO PARTY BECAUSE OF MY CRAPPY KEYBOARD.
[10:07:42 PM] Diabeetus-tan: [10:07 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< WHY YOU DO THAT WITHOUT METEARS
[10:07:43 PM] Alps: IF I HAD A CONTROLLER
[10:07:43 PM] Zyquux: [10:07 PM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< I ALREADY BEAT HIMDON'T BEAT KIDS
[10:07:45 PM] Alps: YOU'D PROBABLY STILL BEAT ME.
[10:07:51 PM] Alps: BUTI'DSTANDABETTERCHANCEOKAY
[10:07:56 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: [10:07 PM] Alps:

<<< CRAPPY KEYBOARD.NO EXCUSES MR. SHAME
[10:07:56 PM] Diabeetus-tan: [10:07 PM] Alps:

<<< YOU DESTROYED ME IN MARIO PARTY BECAUSE OF MY CRAPPY KEYBOARD.I ONLY PLAY WITH A KEYBOARD
[10:07:58 PM] Diabeetus-tan: GET ON MY BEATING LEVEL
[10:08:01 PM] MrNaleIt: PHONEY. PHOENIX . ITS SMASHING. P-HONEY.
[10:08:02 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFF
[10:08:06 PM] Alps: ACE ME
[10:08:12 PM] Alps: IN A GOD HAND RACE FRESH SAVE HARD MODE SPEEDRUN.
[10:08:13 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: [10:08 PM] Alps:

<<< ACE ME2LEWD
[10:08:16 PM] Alps: OR MEGAMAN RACING.
[10:08:21 PM] Alps: [10:08 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich:

<<< 2LEWDI MEANT FACE ME
[10:08:21 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [10:08 PM] Alps:

<<< IN A GODLEWD
[10:08:26 PM] Alps: WHAT DOES ACE EVEN MEAN.
[10:08:29 PM] Alps: PHONICS PLS GO
[10:08:30 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: >NAIVEPAR
[10:08:38 PM] Alps: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MEANT ANYTHING
[10:08:39 PM] Alps: I'M SO SORRY
[10:08:41 PM] Alps: LIKE SERIOUSLY
[10:08:47 PM] Alps: I'D RATHER NOT KNOW THE DEFINITION NOW.

by Yoshi Tue May 21, 2013 4:50 am

Late nights are awesome

[12:51:27 AM] Simply DA: in any case
[12:51:36 AM] Simply DA: let's all talk about why you people see me as yer superior
[12:51:39 AM] Simply DA: I'm not
[12:51:45 AM] Sparks: shut up you are
[12:51:49 AM] Sparks: /discussion
[12:51:49 AM] Nick Soapdish: Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!
[12:51:54 AM] Simply DA: I'm just a regular Mexican wannabe developer/artist
[12:52:12 AM] Simply DA: who managed to make a lil' forum on his spare time to please his friends
[12:52:17 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I see you as superior-senpai because you went out of your way to censor my name on the forum by request ;-;
[12:52:24 AM] Diabeetus-tan: 2nice4me ;-;
[12:52:27 AM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation picture. ***
[12:52:38 AM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "K-kouhai! St-stop! (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[12:52:44 AM] Nick Soapdish: you're my junior. I can't take orders from you, it is too much for my fragile self-esteem
[12:52:47 AM] Axel X: [12:52 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< I see you as superior-senpai because you went out of your way to censor my name on the forum by request ;-;
2nice4me ;-;DA, check your blood sugar every minute
[12:52:53 AM] Sparks: You are a great leader sensai,i hope to become as good as you.
[12:53:00 AM] Simply DA: [12:52 AM] Sparks:

<<< sensai,*sensei
[12:53:06 AM] Simply DA: >implying I teach you
[12:53:09 AM] Simply DA: >implying I'm a doctor
[12:53:12 AM] Sparks: see you're still teaching me
[12:53:19 AM] Simply DA: >greentexting outs--OH GOD DAMN IT
[12:53:45 AM] Sparks: When i grow up,i hope to be as awesome as you sensei.
[12:54:36 AM] Axel X: I think you broke DA-sama
[12:54:49 AM] Sparks: oh no....not again ;~;
[12:54:58 AM] Axel X: ...again...?
[12:54:59 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I think it should be a thing that DA must always get a title-suffix-thing
[12:55:17 AM] Sparks: DA-kun dserevs such things?>
[12:55:25 AM] Axel X: Time for a name change for DA!
[12:55:48 AM] Zyquux: DA-sensei?
[12:56:01 AM] Nick Soapdish: so the DA doesn't stand for anything?
[12:56:21 AM] Axel X: New rule: You must always refer to DA-san with a respectful or otherwise appropriate title.
[12:56:43 AM] Axel X: Darkangel, I think.
[12:56:47 AM] Sparks: DA-sama would be thrilled if he didn't inexsplicabley died
[12:56:48 AM] Axel X: I forget
[12:57:20 AM] Nick Soapdish: oh yeah
[12:57:37 AM] Nick Soapdish: can't believe I forgot
[12:57:41 AM] Diabeetus-tan: DA-chan! Come back to us!
[12:58:02 AM] Sparks: Everyone give him your power!
[12:58:20 AM] Axel X: Let our powers combine! Earth!
[12:58:29 AM] Sparks: FIRE!
[12:58:33 AM] Sparks: Sparks shoots
[12:58:46 AM] Diabeetus-tan: WIND!~
[12:58:51 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Diabeetus-tan whooshes
[12:58:55 AM] Zyquux: Why won't DA-senpai notice us?
[12:59:13 AM] Axel X: Come on Zyq! We need the next part!
[12:59:34 AM] Sparks: be the asian girl we need you to be
[12:59:40 AM] Zyquux: IneversawCaptainPlanet
[1:00:09 AM] Axel X: You should still know the way to summon him!
[1:00:20 AM] Zyquux: Pollution?
[1:00:50 AM] Axel X: Gah! Now DA-san will never take polution down to zero
[1:00:51 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Zyq get out
[1:00:55 AM] Diabeetus-tan: ;-;
[1:01:01 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I know we lane together, but..;-;
[1:01:13 AM] Diabeetus-tan: And I thought what we had was special but..;-;
[1:01:17 AM] Sparks: DA-kun will never come back now
[1:01:25 AM] Zyquux: >2012+1
>being surprised I haven't seen/played something
[1:01:29 AM] Nick Soapdish: look what you've done, you've made her cry
[1:01:38 AM] Sparks: B-Baka.
[1:01:39 AM] Diabeetus-tan: yeah but it's CAPTAIN PLANET
[1:01:40 AM] Zyquux: YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
[1:01:49 AM | Edited 1:01:54 AM] Diabeetus-tan: and I'm possibly THE YOUNGEST ONE here and I know that theme ;-;
[1:01:52 AM] Axel X: Dammit Zyq you should know how it works!
[1:02:04 AM] Zyquux: I know something about Heart
[1:02:09 AM] Simply DA: [12:55 AM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< so the DA doesn't stand for anything?not at all
[1:02:12 AM] Zyquux: But I think that's last
[1:02:16 AM] Simply DA: stands for DA
[1:02:32 AM] Axel X: ...wait a second. Soapdish! Why didn't YOU help?!
[1:02:37 AM] Zyquux: It means yes in Russian
[1:02:48 AM | Edited 1:02:52 AM] Simply DA: It also means Defence Attorney
[1:02:59 AM] Sparks: DA-KUN!
[1:03:02 AM] Sparks: we missed you
[1:03:03 AM] Simply DA: wha
[1:03:27 AM] Axel X: Sheesh, we were about to summon DA-san and had five people who could've done it a-oh it's him! He's back!
[1:03:31 AM] Nick Soapdish: [1:02 AM] Axel X:

<<< ...wait a second. Soapdish! Why didn't YOU help?!I was kinda hoping I could get with that Doctor Blight. I always found her pretty hot
[1:03:56 AM] Sparks: but did he notice one of us?
[1:04:30 AM] Zyquux: DA-senpai won't notice me because I can't summon Captain Planet
[1:04:55 AM] Axel X: Well as long as you have Heart, Zyq. We might have that chance again.
[1:05:08 AM] Axel X: Where's alpar when you need an asian girl?
[1:05:11 AM | Edited 1:05:18 AM] Zyquux: >me
>heart
HA
[1:05:25 AM] Sparks: Zyq is hearthing to base
[1:05:43 AM] Zyquux: I'll have you know I managed to score a zero on an empathy test
[1:05:55 AM] Sparks: not emo enough
[1:06:12 AM] Axel X: i never showed up for an apathy exam
[1:06:36 AM] Zyquux: I also managed to score relatively high on the emotion recognition part. I can recognize your emotion, I just don't care
[1:07:31 AM] Axel X: bleh it's very late and I should be getting some rest.
[1:07:47 AM] Sparks: thi is the best anime ever
[1:08:37 AM] Axel X: I ship Rofl and Tael together.
...wait, you didn't mean this?
[1:09:58 AM] Simply DA: Well
[1:10:00 AM] Simply DA: I hafta say
[1:10:12 AM] Simply DA: I'm glad we have a competent member of society all up on this chat
[1:10:28 AM] Sparks: Sparks is a faliure
[1:10:40 AM] Sparks: Sparks goes to somewhere secret to die
[1:10:43 AM | Edited 1:10:45 AM] Diabeetus-tan: nooo Yoshi he was talking about you
[1:10:53 AM] Simply DA: I was talking about EVERYONE
[1:10:57 AM] Simply DA: Everyone in this chat is awesome
[1:11:00 AM] Axel X: [1:10 AM] Simply DA:

<<< I'm glad we have a competent member of society all up on this chatBut what about...
You forgot...
Hey there's still...
[1:11:20 AM] Simply DA: And with Diabeetus-tan on board, the greatness has been increased!
[1:11:27 AM] Sparks: it's too late Diabeetus-tan....the name has been written
[1:11:32 AM] Simply DA: (Your Mileage May Vary when it comes to Draco)
[1:11:33 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [1:10 AM] Simply DA:

<<< I was talking about EVERYONE
Everyone in this chat is awesomeI'm glad because that was actually my original thoughts, also it's 4 AM and I think I might be having a high on life thing like what happens to Alpar sometimes
[1:11:41 AM] Simply DA: Three cheers for Diabeetus-tan!
[1:11:44 AM] Simply DA: Hip hip!
[1:11:48 AM] Axel X: Boo!
[1:11:51 AM] Diabeetus-tan: LOL
[1:11:53 AM] Axel X: Axel X shot
[1:11:59 AM] Zyquux: *cricket cricket*
[1:12:34 AM] Sparks: Sparks walks off into the distance with shadows encloseing around him as he fades into the dark
[1:12:51 AM] Zyquux: Zyquux bursts into flames from the collective hate of cricketing Diabeetus-tan
[1:13:07 AM] Axel X: See? And this is why you don't drink the water around here.
[1:13:28 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Diabeetus-tan hides ;-;
[1:13:40 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I prefer bottled water regardless ;-;
[1:13:41 AM] Sparks: Sparks is hideing with Diabeetus-tan
[1:13:50 AM] Simply DA: Man, I feel like Jack Skellington after This Is Halloween
how everyone goes all OH JACK THANK YOU
HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH
JACK WE LOVE YOU
[1:13:51 AM] Sparks: shh,they can't find me here
[1:14:04 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Oh man, what are the chances we'd have the same hiding spot!?
[1:14:04 AM] Simply DA: and here I am all "Uh.. th-thank you? Uh.. oh god.. uh.. ah..."
[1:14:16 AM] Simply DA: [1:13 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< Oh man, what are the chances we'd have the same hiding spot!?I'M TELLING PHOEN
[1:14:16 AM] Sparks: ikr
[1:14:21 AM | Edited 1:14:29 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [1:13 AM] Simply DA:

<<< and here I am all "Uh.. th-thank you? Uh.. oh god.. uh.. ah..."ME, EVERYTIME COMPLIMENTS
[1:14:31 AM] Sparks: she is awesome though and so is DA
[1:14:39 AM] Sparks: Also NUUUUUUUU
[1:14:45 AM | Edited 1:14:58 AM] Axel X: DA, you're a man with talent and the one who led us to the promised forums. That's pretty cool, dude.
[1:14:57 AM] Simply DA: thanks mate
[1:15:12 AM] Diabeetus-tan: and you are leading us lemmings to hopeful victory that is something also to be commended
[1:15:14 AM] Simply DA: I aim to please

too bad I don't always do
[1:15:22 AM] Axel X: Stop!
[1:15:23 AM] Simply DA: Pokémafia is a good example
[1:15:35 AM] Axel X: We say you're cool so just accept it
[1:15:41 AM] Simply DA: o-okay then
[1:15:44 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Yeah, DA-senpai!
[1:15:47 AM | Edited 1:16:07 AM] Diabeetus-tan: We want you to notice us with your coolness!
[1:15:50 AM] Simply DA: IN OTHER NEWS
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
[1:16:00 AM] Simply DA: THE FACT THAT MY STUTTERING IRL RIVALS THAT OF JEFF GOLDBLUM
[1:16:12 AM] Sparks: YOU HAVE A SEXY VOICE
[1:16:17 AM] Simply DA: I STUTTER
[1:16:17 AM] Sparks: I HAVE HEARD IT
[1:16:22 AM] Sparks: IT IS MAGICAL
[1:16:25 AM] Axel X: Is it Zink tier?
[1:16:27 AM] Diabeetus-tan: YOU STUTTER?
[1:16:29 AM] Sparks: might be
[1:16:30 AM] Diabeetus-tan: DUDE SO MOE
[1:16:33 AM] Simply DA: IT'S JUST THE MEXICAN ACCENT WHICH MAKES YOU THINK IT'S SEX--
[1:16:37 AM] Diabeetus-tan: U-UGUU
[1:16:37 AM] Simply DA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[1:16:41 AM] Axel X: Must be good if it's Zink tier
[1:16:43 AM] Simply DA: HELP ME
[1:16:43 AM] Sparks: Da-kun has reached new moe lvls?
[1:16:55 AM] Axel X: He leveled up!
[1:17:07 AM] Sparks: Sparks turns head "I wish i could be as moe as DA-kun"
[1:17:24 AM] Simply DA: SHUT UP
[1:17:26 AM] Diabeetus-tan: It's ok Yoshi, everyone can be moe if they try
[1:17:27 AM] Simply DA: I'M NOT CUTE
[1:17:31 AM] Simply DA: AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT MOE
[1:17:34 AM] Axel X: 3moe6me
[1:17:38 AM] Diabeetus-tan: DA's just got kawaii in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
[1:17:46 AM] Sparks: but DA-kun is so moe...i wish i could acheive it.
[1:17:56 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [1:17 AM] Simply DA:

<<< I'M NOT CUTE
AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT MOENow you're just being tsundere
[1:17:57 AM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "DA-kun is so moe (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[1:18:05 AM] Sparks: tsun tsun
[1:18:06 AM | Edited 1:18:37 AM] Diabeetus-tan: _____ levels of tsundere
[1:18:20 AM] Diabeetus-tan: (don't tell him I said that)
[1:18:28 AM] Zyquux: AlparxDA on account of tsundere
[1:18:57 AM] Axel X: >implying not AlparxEveryone and DAxEveryone
[1:19:15 AM] Sparks: DA-sama is tsun moe?
[1:19:23 AM] Diabeetus-tan: DA-tan
[1:19:26 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I just want to apologize in advance
[1:19:28 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I did this to you T_T
[1:19:30 AM] Zyquux: EveryonexEveryone
It's a giant tsundere moe orgy
[1:19:36 AM] Sparks: Sparks turns head "I wish i could be as tsun moe as DA-sama."
[1:20:04 AM] Axel X: 4moe8me
[1:20:40 AM] Sparks: still a better anime then twilight
[1:22:09 AM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation picture. ***
[1:22:11 AM] Axel X: ...I TOLD him to check his blood sugar.
[1:22:29 AM] Diabeetus-tan: "Stop" XD
[1:22:43 AM] Sparks: DA is kawaai?
[1:23:02 AM] Simply DA: MY HEART CAN'T CONTAIN ALL THIS
FIRST YOU.... YOU DOLTS CALL ME ADORABLE
THEN [REDACTED] IS BEING RIDICULOUSLY CUTE ON THE OTHER CHAT
[1:23:05 AM] Simply DA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[1:23:09 AM] Simply DA: MY CHEST IS LTERALLY HURTING
[1:23:40 AM] Diabeetus-tan: oh gosh we broke him
[1:23:50 AM] Axel X: No but close to it
[1:24:12 AM] Axel X: Let's cut him a break and continue the assault tomorrow
[1:24:54 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Sounds good but I may not be apart of the assault for fear of breaking senpai
[1:25:17 AM | Edited 1:25:24 AM] Sparks: you can't break sensei Diabeetus-tan-chan.
[1:25:34 AM] Diabeetus-tan: oh god now I have a suffix
[1:25:36 AM] Diabeetus-tan: WHAT HAVE I DONE
[1:25:58 AM] Axel X: you didn't before?! what has phoenix been doing all this time?!
[1:26:17 AM] Diabeetus-tan: LOL
[1:26:37 AM] Sparks: Axel-sama lamaa desu kun knows his thing
[1:26:49 AM] Axel X: I know nothing!
[1:27:27 AM] Sparks: I am not worthy of a suffix though....for i am not as important.
[1:27:35 AM] Sparks: Sparks stands at the cliffs edge
[1:27:50 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Yoshi-kun, noooo
[1:27:52 AM] Axel X: But Yoshi-senpai! You're our senpai!
[1:27:58 AM] Sparks: so I wish you all...much love and thank you for letting me live with you in this world.
[1:28:09 AM] Axel X: You can't go senpai!
[1:28:12 AM] Diabeetus-tan: You know that your end can't be here!
[1:28:17 AM] Axel X: You still have so much to teach us!
[1:28:23 AM] Diabeetus-tan: There is much work to be done! Work that will never be completed without you!
[1:28:29 AM] Sparks: it's too late,DA is now your senpai,treat him with all the love and admiration you have given me.
[1:28:43 AM] Diabeetus-tan: (axel I think we're doing a good job at being convincing!)
[1:28:59 AM] Axel X: No! DA-sama is DA-sama! Yoshi-senpai is Yoshi-senpai!
[1:29:15 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Exactly! Why can't we cherish both of you?
[1:29:39 AM] Sparks: Because,i am destined to go and leave you two with one of the greatest minds of our time
[1:30:03 AM] Axel X: ...if that's the case...I'll jump first! Maybe my broken body can cushion yours!
[1:30:30 AM] Sparks: Take care,Diabeetus-tan-chan,axel-kun, I leave DA-sama's joy in your capable hands.
[1:30:54 AM] Sparks: Sparks slowly falls off the cliff before disappearing in a ocean of rocks and water
[1:31:04 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Well, I don't think we'll have to worry
[1:31:10 AM] Axel X: H-huh?!
[1:31:16 AM] Diabeetus-tan: I called my superiors and told them the situation
[1:31:38 AM] Axel X: You have connections? Why am I not surprised?
[1:31:50 AM] Diabeetus-tan: They said they were in the area, so they went ahead and laid out entire bounce-houses off the cliff he just jumped off
[1:32:18 AM] Diabeetus-tan: My superiors are other rogues so they likely stole them from the birthday parties of children, but they ARE being used for the greater good
[1:32:52 AM] Axel X: I just hope he comes back with all his belongings still on him and his rear not sore
[1:33:03 AM] Diabeetus-tan: pfff
[1:33:58 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Best case scenario, he bounces back and waves to us mid-air AND lands back onto the cliff!
[1:34:07 AM] Simply DA: updated the chat guidelines
[1:34:14 AM] Simply DA: type /get guidelines to see
[1:34:21 AM] System: guidelines=DA is:
NOT moe
NOT a superior being
and most definitely NOT TSUNDERE!
[1:34:22 AM] Diabeetus-tan: LOL
[1:34:24 AM] Simply DA: GOOD NIGHT
[1:34:27 AM] Diabeetus-tan: DA I'M SORRY
[1:34:38 AM | Edited 1:34:45 AM] Diabeetus-tan: YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT TSUNTSUN BUT I'M SORRY D:
[1:34:44 AM] Axel X: Night DA-sama
[1:34:46 AM] Simply DA: I'M MELTIIING
[1:34:50 AM] Sparks: DON'T REJECT YOUR TRUE MOE TSNDERE SIDE!
[1:34:54 AM] Diabeetus-tan: XD
[1:35:00 AM] Diabeetus-tan: YOSHI BOUNCED BACK YAAAY
[1:35:05 AM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "DA-kun is a superior tsundere moe (Update: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t78- )" ***
[1:35:07 AM] Simply DA: First [REDACTED] gets to live Hatoful Boyfriend IRL, and then this happens!
[1:35:13 AM] Simply DA: YOU KNOW WHAT
[1:35:23 AM] Sparks: i usually do Diabeetus-tan
[1:35:26 AM] Simply DA: I have to take off my frustration out on somebody
[1:35:31 AM] Simply DA: CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
CHRIS KELLER
[1:35:34 AM] Simply DA: There
[1:35:37 AM] Simply DA: g'night everyone
[1:35:39 AM] Sparks: XD
[1:35:41 AM] Axel X: oh so moe
[1:35:43 AM] Diabeetus-tan: XD What even
[1:35:44 AM] Sparks: DA...i luv ya mate
[1:35:50 AM] Zyquux: SO
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[1:35:59 AM] Simply DA: [1:35 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< XD What evenyou'll see
[1:36:02 AM] Simply DA: very soon
[1:36:08 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [1:35 AM] Sparks:

<<< i usually do samineNothin's ever gonna break your stride~
[1:36:20 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [1:35 AM] Simply DA:

<<< you'll see
very soonI'm scared
[1:36:30 AM] Sparks: Scept rage inbound
[1:36:34 AM] Axel X: Oh don't worry. He's just being tsundere
[1:37:43 AM | Edited 1:38:13 AM] Diabeetus-tan: It's the tsunderes I worry about
[1:37:46 AM] Simply DA: [1:37:10 AM] Simply DA: ANYWAYS, NIGHT YA SILLY BBY
[1:37:15 AM] Simply DA: YA SILLY BIRD DATIN BBY
[1:37:23 AM] Kitty: NIGHT U TUSUN BBY
[1:37:26 AM] Simply DA: FFFF-

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
[1:38:01 AM] Diabeetus-tan: PFFFFFFF
[1:38:03 AM] Axel X: So to update the list:
DA - Superior Tsundere Moe
Alpar - Asian Tsundere Moe
[1:38:13 AM] Sparks: print it
[1:38:20 AM] Diabeetus-tan: pls
[1:38:21 AM] Diabeetus-tan: pls print it
[1:38:27 AM] Sparks: god this chat is so full of win tonight
[1:38:36 AM] Sparks: please for the love of all skype thread all this
[1:38:48 AM] Diabeetus-tan: XD
[1:38:58 AM] Diabeetus-tan: We're probably all a little high on life that's why
[1:38:58 AM] Axel X: Thanks for volunteering Yoshi
[1:39:00 AM] Sparks: put it as best anime ever

by Scept Tue May 21, 2013 9:30 am

Skype Shenanigans Archiver - Page 10 Tumblr_ml7nleBBuz1rj0najo1_500

Dammit, DA...

by The Mysterious Gourmet Tue May 21, 2013 9:58 am

I'd like to point out that if you're gonna post an excerpt you should remove irrelevant conversations and temporary things like 4chan links (or, if they're relevant, put up the image in question).

by Archer Tue May 21, 2013 10:32 am

9/10 good show guys

DA we love you, man.

by Cloak Thu May 23, 2013 6:52 pm

[5:14:50 PM] Cloak: I meant that stuff she says sounds sexual on accident.
[5:27:57 PM] Sparks: you sound sexual
[5:29:07 PM] Crimson: its also probably on accident
[5:29:18 PM] Crimson: Cloak confirmed for the new rainbow dash
[5:30:02 PM] Giro: He's much to slow
[5:30:09 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: inb4 people want to cum inside Cloak
[5:31:40 PM] Cloak: Someone, somewhere, probably does.
[5:31:52 PM] Cloak: I look kind of femmy aside from my face.
[5:32:04 PM] Sparks: so you are a trap?
[5:32:14 PM] Cloak: If you don't look at my face, yeah.
[5:32:38 PM] Cloak: Mostly because of my chin and beard.
[5:32:40 PM] Sparks: Sparks gives cloak a dress
[5:32:53 PM] Sparks: shave,put this on,we can use you~
[5:33:10 PM] Cloak: Cloak turns 360 degrees and gets the fuck out
[5:34:10 PM] Crimson: least we get to watch him walk away
[5:34:49 PM] Sparks: Dat ass
[5:35:20 PM] Giro: Giro decides to note that he's still faceing you
[5:36:28 PM] Nathan "AuraMaster" Bertsch: [5:33 PM] Cloak:
<<< Cloak turns 360 degrees and gets the fuck out
So you just spun around in a circle?
[5:37:29 PM] Sparks: Dat lack of package?
[5:37:55 PM] Crimson: lack of?
[5:38:12 PM] Giro: Yes
[5:38:17 PM] Sparks: I dunno if you have a bulge,im not giro!
[5:38:46 PM] Crimson: but I'm not even the one walking away!
[5:40:03 PM] Sparks: ....I"M SO CONFUSED!
[5:40:27 PM] Cloak: When you walk away~
You don't here me say~
[5:40:39 PM] Cloak: WOOP WOOP
BACK IT UP DAT ASS TOO FAT
[5:40:50 PM] Crimson: I think we're talking about cloak being a trap, and you are insinuating that a trap wouldn't have a buldge, but I disagree and am saying that that is, in fact, the best part
[5:41:38 PM] Sparks: Fine cloak has a big furry package!
[5:42:53 PM] Cloak: ...
[5:43:04 PM] Crimson: This is where this conversation has led
[5:43:08 PM] Crimson: I am so sorry
[5:43:14 PM] Crimson: but not regretful
[5:43:28 PM] Scept: Hey guys I'm back and--
[5:43:33 PM] Scept: Scept nopes his way out
[5:43:40 PM] Cloak: I had almost nothing to do with this.
[5:44:13 PM] Crimson: you provided the source material
[5:44:14 PM] Crimson: with your groin
[5:45:17 PM] Sparks: Scept is jealous of cloaks package and furry status

by Cloak Fri May 24, 2013 2:29 am

[12:53:43 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ...my dazzle isn't picking up my n64
[12:54:01 AM] Cloak: That's outrageous.
[12:54:13 AM] Cloak: Cloak runs before the joke is discovered.
[12:54:17 AM] MrNaleIt: BEDAZZLE IT
[12:54:35 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ....cables weren't plugged into n64
[12:54:38 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHEN DID I BECOME ALPAR
[12:58:44 AM] Sparks: [12:54 AM] Cloak:
<<< That's outrageous.
Truely truely, TRUELY outragous
[12:59:51 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: oh god, didn't realize my copy of DK64 had all 3 save files taken up
[1:00:20 AM] Axel X: [12:54 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:
<<< WHEN DID I BECOME ALPAR
When you became his dad.
[1:00:37 AM] Diabeetus-tan: Diabeetus-tan CLAPS
[1:03:06 AM] Cloak: He had to get his techbane from someone.

[1:20:02 AM] Cloak: http://d.facdn.net/art/sarsis/1369375779.sarsis_vermybadges2small.jpg
Phoenix, I think your son is a furry.
[1:21:16 AM] Cloak: WAIT IT GOT BETTER
http://d.facdn.net/art/sarsis/1369376398.sarsis_vermybadges1small.jpg
[1:21:21 AM] Cloak: HAHAHAHAHA
[1:21:34 AM] Zyquux: Alpar.jpg
[1:21:55 AM] Cloak: Oh god, what if he really is a furry and just doesn't tell anyone?
[1:22:08 AM] Cloak: I can't think of any other alpars.
[1:22:17 AM] Zyquux: Explains Granberia and Ruto
[1:22:53 AM] Cloak: I've seen a decent amount of Ghosts on FA too...
[1:27:59 AM] Axel X: [1:22 AM] Cloak:
<<< Oh god, what if he really is a furry and just doesn't tell anyone?
Alpar, tell us anything abnormal about him? Not by choice. That's why Alpar quotes exists.

by Vatonnage Sat May 25, 2013 2:29 am

Vatonnage wrote:http://www.twitch.tv/bladeballade/b/407939205

> 0:35

> 0:35

> 0:35

> 0:35

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH

by Archer Sat May 25, 2013 2:37 am

I hate all of you <3

by Vatonnage Sat May 25, 2013 3:16 am

[2:26:45 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: NO
[2:26:49 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT LIKE THAT
[2:26:54 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: IT WAS A BAD CHOICE OF WORDS
[2:26:56 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: LIKE VORGIL.
[2:26:59 AM] WaNTRgen: THE NEW NAME OF THE FORUMS IS A LINK TO IT
[2:27:22 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: NEW FORUM SUBTEXT IS THAT LINK
[2:27:27 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: YOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFUYOUMUISNOTMYWAIFU
[2:27:38 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: YESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATEDYESI'MFRUSTRATED
[2:27:46 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:YOUMUIS

Alpar wrote:MYWAIFU

[2:27:49 AM] Vatonnage:

Alpar wrote:YOUMU

Alpar wrote:IS

Alpar wrote:MY

Alpar wrote:WAIFU

[2:27:54 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: MAXIMUM
[2:27:55 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: HUE
[2:27:58 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: asjdmasoifhaiofaohothoisfhoghdgdahofhadfhaodafhoafaio
[2:27:59 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY
[2:28:00 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY
[2:28:03 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHAT HAVE I DONE
[2:28:04 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: TO DESERVE
[2:28:07 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: HE ADMITS IT
[2:28:07 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: THIS ETERNAL DAMNATION.
[2:28:14 AM] *** Oriwandrive Ostrich has changed the conversation topic to "http://www.twitch.tv/bladeballade/b/407939205 0:35" ***
[2:28:18 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: HAS THE GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE ABANDONED ME
[2:28:21 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: GLAD TO BE AWAKE FOR THIS
[2:28:24 AM] *** Mishalpar Shirou has changed the conversation topic to "IT WAS A MISTAKE A MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" ***
[2:28:32 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: LOVE IS NOT A MISTAKE
[2:28:32 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I

Alpar wrote:HAVE
Alpar wrote:DONE
Alpar wrote:YOUMU

[2:28:38 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: HAH
[2:28:38 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: THANK YOU MENTLE
[2:28:39 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: MENT
[2:28:39 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: STOP
[2:28:41 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: MAKING IT WORSE.
[2:28:43 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: PLS STOP
[2:28:45 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I CAN'T
[2:28:49 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I'M LITERALLY FUMING WITH RAGE
[2:28:51 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I'M NOT EVEN PRETENDING
[2:28:55 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I'M LITERALLY SO FRUSTRATED
[2:28:57 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: ALL THIS ANAL ANGUISH
[2:28:58 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: MY BUTT IS ACTUALLY HURTING.
[2:29:05 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: PERTURBED POSTERIOR
[2:29:18 AM] Mishalpar Shirou:

Phoenix wrote:LOVE IS NOT A MISTAKE
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP.

[2:29:25 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I DON'T EVEN LOVE ANYONE LIKE THAT.
[2:29:32 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: (Except Youmu)
[2:29:38 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: ESPECIALLY NOT YOUMU.
[2:30:13 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic:

Alpar wrote:I'M GOING TO LITERALLY
Alpar wrote:LOVE
Alpar wrote:YOUMU

[2:30:19 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY
[2:30:22 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.
[2:30:23 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: THIS HURTS.
[2:30:24 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: THIS HURTS.
[2:30:33 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY WOULD I EVEN LOVE HER
[2:30:35 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY.
[2:30:50 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I
Alpar wrote:LOVE HER

[2:30:53 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: WHO NEEDS PERSONALITY WHEN YOU HAVE ELBOWS. THAT'S ALL ALPAR NEEDS
[2:30:56 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
[2:30:59 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: ORIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
[2:31:15 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: YOU SHOULD BE CALLING HER NAME NOT THIERS
[2:31:26 AM] Vatonnage:

Alpar wrote:YOUMU

Alpar wrote:IS

Alpar wrote:MY

Alpar wrote:WAIFU
Alpar wrote:I'M NOT EVEN PRETENDING

[2:31:38 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: ha
[2:31:41 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: THIS IS MAGNIFICENT
[2:31:42 AM] WaNTRgen: The hue is off the charts
[2:31:49 AM] *** Mishalpar Shirou has changed the conversation picture. ***
[2:31:57 AM] *** Mishalpar Shirou has changed the conversation topic to "THIS IS A HUNDREDTH OF MY CURRENT ANGER." ***
[2:32:04 AM] Vatonnage: The best time of the day has finally come
[2:32:15 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: The time has come and so has Alpar
[2:32:20 AM] Vatonnage: All over Youmu
[2:32:22 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I'LL LAUGH LAST CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE.
[2:32:46 AM] Mishalpar Shirou:

Vatonnage wrote:All over Youmu
NO.

[2:32:47 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: STOP.
[2:32:49 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: STOP THIS.
[2:33:00 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I
Alpar wrote:CAME
Alpar wrote:All over Youmu

[2:33:07 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY
[2:33:08 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHY
[2:33:10 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
[2:33:20 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: YYY
YUOMO

YYYYYY
[2:33:27 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I DON'T
[2:33:28 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: LOVE HER LIKE THAT.
[2:33:41 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: AND I NEVER WILL.
[2:33:55 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich:

Alpar wrote:I
Alpar wrote:LOVE HER LIKE THAT.

[2:33:56 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: ROFL'S RAGE AND HATRED OF DOGS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY HATRED FOR YOUMU.
[2:34:10 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: SHE IS BRINGING ME SO MUCH MISERY.
[2:34:14 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: But Rofl doesn't love dogs
[2:34:20 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: Yes... and?
[2:34:38 AM] WaNTRgen: You love Youmu.
[2:34:42 AM] WaNTRgen: So it's all about love
[2:34:45 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: Except. I. Don't.
[2:34:45 AM] WaNTRgen: and then it's forgiven
[2:34:50 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I hate Youmu.
[2:34:53 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: In fact
[2:34:54 AM] Vatonnage: Read my slashfic pls

Alpar wrote:MY BUTT IS ACTUALLY HURTING
Alpar wrote:YOUMU
Alpar wrote:PLS STOP

[2:35:00 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: HAHAHA
[2:35:01 AM] WaNTRgen: lel
[2:35:02 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: So tsunde-HUE
[2:35:05 AM] Phoenix the Paraplegic: HUEHUEHUE
[2:35:06 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I am seriously never touching her in Soku again.
[2:35:08 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: Just because
[2:35:10 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: MARVELOUS
[2:35:11 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: of how anally anguished
[2:35:12 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I am.
[2:35:14 AM] WaNTRgen:

WaNTRgen wrote:You love Youmu.
:
Alpar wrote:I. Do

[2:35:45 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I am never picking Youmu in Soku again
[2:35:56 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I am getting rid of my stockholm syndrome for all good fanart of her.
[2:35:59 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I am never
[2:36:01 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: associating myself
[2:36:03 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: with her ever again.
[2:36:13 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I am seriously
Alpar wrote:touching her

[2:36:17 AM] WaNTRgen: :O
[2:36:18 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
[2:36:22 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: Lewd
[2:36:44 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: YOU ALL SUCK ;_;
[2:36:51 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I am getting
Alpar wrote:all good fanart of her
We don't talk about our porn folders.

[2:36:57 AM] Vatonnage: My slashfic sequel: Alpar's revenge

Alpar wrote:I am seriously
Alpar wrote:touching her
Alpar wrote:anally anguished
Alpar wrote:ass

[2:37:05 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[2:37:33 AM] WaNTRgen:

Alpar wrote:I
Alpar wrote:SUCK
Alpar wrote:YOUMU

[2:37:48 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: You guys are having a blast with this.
[2:37:50 AM] Vatonnage: This made my entire weekend
[2:37:54 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I hate you all.
[2:37:58 AM] Skrist: I know I missed something.
[2:38:01 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: And I hate Youmu.
[2:39:27 AM] Axel X: Thank you all for these wonderful laughs.
[2:39:34 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: ;_;
[2:39:42 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
[2:40:04 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: You're all meanies!
[2:40:07 AM] Vatonnage: brb Skype thread
[2:40:10 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: You forced her on me
[2:40:21 AM] WaNTRgen: ALPAR 3: VENDETA

Alpar wrote:I
Alpar wrote:blast
Alpar wrote:her
Alpar wrote:ass

[2:40:21 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: and that's why I replied with Youmu in response to Orion's statement.
[2:40:23 AM] SlowCloake: So now Alpar is a furry, naive, necrophile?
Move over Nyu, we got a new title bearer.
[2:40:33 AM] Axel X: Crap, crap, crap! He's gonna tell on us with his mom and dad
[2:40:46 AM] Oriwandrive Ostrich: They can't find better babysitters than us. We're safe
[2:40:55 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I DON'T NEED BABYSITTERS.
[2:41:01 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: I'LL RAISE MYSELF
[2:41:09 AM] Mishalpar Shirou: AND BE EDGY LIKE DONT- yeah hahaha like that's happening.

by Mentle Sat May 25, 2013 4:29 am

It's beautiful.

by Scept Sat May 25, 2013 9:32 am

Awww, and I had to miss this? Darn.

by Zyquux Sat May 25, 2013 2:53 pm

WHY DID I MISS THIS.

by Yoshi Sat May 25, 2013 5:00 pm

This is so unfair,i demand a redo so we can get in on this.

by Vatonnage Wed May 29, 2013 4:12 am

[3:38:24 AM] Gamage: aaaaaaaa
[3:38:44 AM] Gamage: why do people message me with nothing to say and expect me to carry the conversation
[3:39:30 AM] Vatonnage: :<
[3:40:08 AM] Gamage: I don't even know how to carry a conversation when im the one that starts it
[3:40:37 AM] Vatonnage: Post blingee
[3:42:14 AM] Zyquux:

Gamage wrote:I don't even know how to carry a conversation when im the one that starts it

that feel
[3:42:22 AM] Zyquux: Especially online conversations
[3:42:31 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:42:32 AM] Zyquux: I tend to just let conversations....peter out
[3:42:46 AM] Vatonnage:

Vatonnage wrote:lol xD

Just repeat this until they stop sending IMs
[3:42:57 AM] Gamage: but this is how it always goes
[3:44:43 AM] Gamage: them: tpyes something to make me say hi, without saying hi themselves
me: oh, hey
them: hey
*pause*
me: whatcha up to?
them: [some random thing I dont know about]
me: what's that
them: [vauge answer]
*awkward pause*
[3:45:03 AM] Gamage: me: that's cool
*more awkward pause*
[3:45:08 AM] Vatonnage:

Vatonnage wrote:lol xD

[3:45:38 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:46:04 AM] Gamage: did I do it right
[3:46:14 AM] Vatonnage: yes you did lol xD
[3:46:26 AM] Gamage: lol xD k
[3:46:37 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:47:16 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:47:55 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:48:04 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:48:47 AM] Vatonnage: lol x-oh god I'm getting nauseous
[3:49:20 AM] Gamage: I think I found a flaw in your theory
[3:49:23 AM] Gamage: :I
[3:50:08 AM] Vatonnage: what are you talking about lol xD
[3:50:31 AM] Alice McChangesNamesWayTooDamnMuch: god dammit I can't fucking sleep.
[3:50:35 AM] Gamage: I duno lol xD
[3:50:51 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:50:59 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:51:08 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:51:13 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:51:19 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:51:22 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:51:32 AM] Zyquux: lol xD
[3:51:37 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:51:40 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:51:50 AM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "lol xD" ***
[3:52:31 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:52:48 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:54:21 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:55:31 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:56:18 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:56:22 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:56:30 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[3:56:37 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[3:57:13 AM] Vatonnage: ｌｏｌ　ｘＤ
[3:57:50 AM] Gamage: LOL Xd
[3:59:43 AM] Vatonnage: I don't think I can beat you at this lol xD
[4:01:13 AM] Zyquux: l0l xDDDDDDD
[4:03:19 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[4:03:26 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[4:03:52 AM] Zyquux: trololollol le xDDDD
[4:04:05 AM] Vatonnage: loll xDdd
[4:04:15 AM] Gamage:

Vatonnage wrote:I don't think I can beat you at this lol xD

I do things like this with friends for hours, I have a lot of experience lol xD
[4:04:30 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[4:06:13 AM] Gamage: lol xD
[4:06:30 AM] Fix-It Felix: lol xD
[4:06:46 AM] Vatonnage: lol xD
[4:07:21 AM] Gamage: lol xD

The pinnacle of human speech, ladies and gentlemen

by Zyquux Fri May 31, 2013 3:41 am

I can't be bothered to edit out the irrelevant stuff. Warning: Wall of Skype

Spoiler:

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