Skype Shenanigans Archiver

Part Two

[11:04:57 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Assassin Girl Quest Edition
Hora hora, my hidden blade will send you straight to heaven.
[11:05:54 PM] Simply DA: Superbot Edition:
It will be called a Metal Gear Solid Ripoff, and the development behind it involved reverse engineering MGS
[11:06:04 PM] spplmj: >Sony edition
one 8 hour long cutscene
>Microsoft edition
Use Kinect to stop the templars from recovering the Apple of Nike and stop the english from taking over the Doritos and Mtn Dew colonies
[11:06:45 PM] Simply DA: Vectrex Edition:
Has 8 overlays
[11:06:52 PM] Simply DA: Mark Brussler's favorite game
[11:06:53 PM] Cloak: Assassins Creed 3: Yellow Version
Have a yellow rat follow you around
[11:07:48 PM] Zyquux: Sonic fandom edition: Original assassin do not steal
[11:07:56 PM] Simply DA: AssCreed3: Kojima Productions Edition
20 hours worth of cutscenes
[11:08:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Team Shanghai Alice Edition
All swords replaced with bullets
[11:08:21 PM] Simply DA: beat me to it
[11:08:55 PM] Simply DA: AssCreed3: EA Edition
lol it says Ass twice in the name
[11:09:16 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Devil May Cry Edition
FUCK YOU
[11:09:18 PM | Edited 11:09:28 PM] spplmj: >Sakurai edition
The voices of Ezio and Altair bicker inside your head the whole game
[11:09:21 PM] Zyquux: Assassin's Creed 3: Mafia edition
DESMOND IS RUNNING AWAY HE MUST BE TEMPLAR LYNCH HIM
[11:09:28 PM] Cloak: Assassins Creed 3: Rockstar edition
Run over wenchs with your horsedrawn carriage
[11:09:56 PM] Simply DA: [11:09 PM] spplmj:

<<< >Sakurai edition
The voices of Ezio and Altair bicker inside your head the whole gameTrying to get a way will result in you tripping
[11:10:37 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: SEGA Edition
Does what Nintendon't
[11:10:40 PM] Zyquux: Assassin's Creed 3: Molyneux edition
Promise all new town-building, tools, assassination techniques, leaps of faith, etc. and fail to deliver.
[11:11:25 PM] Cloak: Assassins Creed 3: Murrika Edition
[11:11:47 PM] Zyquux: Assassin's Creed 3: CoD edition
Release a "new" game every year
[11:11:49 PM] Zyquux: ohwait
[11:14:04 PM] spplmj: >Feminist edition
>Assassin is a strong independant woman who dont need no templars
[11:14:50 PM] Zyquux: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin's_Creed_III:_Liberation
[11:15:15 PM] Zyquux: Assassin's Creed III: Lady Liberty in Japan
That's actually kind of a cooler name
[11:16:06 PM] Simply DA: AssCreed3: Activi-dition
What's Innovation?
[11:16:44 PM] Simply DA: AssCreed3: WiiU edit--oh wait
[11:16:45 PM] spplmj: >Asscreed wiki
>Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Hitler were all Templars
[11:17:08 PM] Simply DA: The thing that Roosevelt was a Templar is accurate, IIRC
[11:17:32 PM] Simply DA: I mean, he survived a gunshot and kept on with his speech like a boss
[11:17:43 PM] Simply DA: " There can only be one" indeed
[11:17:45 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Assassin's Creed 3: Kingdom Hearts Edition
Story only slightly more convoluted
[11:17:48 PM] Simply DA: Oh wait, that's a Highlander
[11:18:22 PM] Simply DA: AssCreed3: ArcSys edition
[11:18:27 PM] Simply DA: (help me out on this one)
[11:18:32 PM] Scept: Assassin's Creed 3: TF2 edition.
Now with more silly tricorn hats!
[11:18:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Gag endings for each mission
[11:18:53 PM] Zyquux: [11:18 PM] Simply DA:

<<< ArcSysI dunno who dat iz
[11:18:59 PM] Simply DA: Arc System Works
[11:19:10 PM] Simply DA: Guilty Gear, BlazBlu
[11:19:16 PM] Simply DA: Persona 4 Arena
[11:19:23 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [11:18 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< Gag endings for each mission
[11:19:26 PM] Zyquux: Ah games I haven't played
[11:19:37 PM] Zyquux: The assassin is a trap?
[11:19:42 PM] Simply DA: I POSTED A LINK TO GUILTY GEAR XX #RELOAD IN THE CHAT
[11:19:45 PM] Simply DA: HOW COULD YOU MISS IT
[11:19:48 PM] Simply DA: oh wait
[11:19:53 PM] Leonidas Eliades: And I played it. And was bored.
[11:21:07 PM] Simply DA: FourLeaf Studios Edition: GAME OF THE YEAR
ALL YEARS
[11:21:38 PM] Zyquux: Desmond is so kawaii
[11:21:56 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Project Sora edition: 5 minutes to assassinate your target or your hidden blades burn up
[11:22:53 PM] Simply DA: id Edition:
Hitler is the final boss templar
[11:23:04 PM] Simply DA: He rides a stealth mechsuit
[11:23:32 PM] Simply DA: TomSka edition:
DEEESSMOND THE MOON ASSASIN
[11:23:35 PM] spplmj: >BW2 Edition
Betsy Ross is a trap
[11:23:58 PM] Simply DA: you're still having the whole Rosa's a trap thing?
[11:24:24 PM] spplmj: >Rosa
>Not June
[11:25:28 PM] Simply DA: Old Spice Edition:
OLD SPICE VICTIM BLOCKER HIDDEN BLADE IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GAME END!
[11:25:30 PM] Simply DA: STAB!
[11:25:35 PM] Simply DA: HORSE KICK!
[11:25:47 PM] Simply DA: EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOONNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!
[11:26:28 PM] Scept: Michael Bay edition:
>Stab someone
>Everything explodes
[11:30:33 PM] spplmj: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1351657791670.jpg
[11:31:14 PM] Simply DA: Grasshopper Manufacture Edition:
Every kill is as over the top as it gets

The aftermath of the live round!
[5:52:10 PM] Simply DA: ALL ROLE PMs SENT!
[5:52:17 PM] Simply DA: GENTLEMEN
IT'S STORY TIME
[5:52:26 PM] Alpar: So how long do we have to vote?
[5:52:26 PM] Simply DA: I'll make it short so we begin on time
[5:52:29 PM] Aboi: Aboi grabs the popcorn and fireplace
[5:52:36 PM] Simply DA: AH-HEM
[5:53:01 PM] Simply DA: You guys all go to the same school
And you had this kickass halloween dance tonight at some sort of CLOUGHB
[5:53:09 PM] Alpar: OH BOY STOREH TIME.
[5:53:22 PM] Simply DA: https://youtu.be/D_feFiTZrCA?t=13s
FITTIING MUSIC TIME
[5:53:45 PM] Simply DA: Everyone was busting some sweet ass moves on the Halloween dance floor
[5:54:24 PM] Simply DA: Until some retard from your school decided to bring a damn cursed book of curses and damnation (Hot Damn!) to complete his halloween costume.
[5:54:44 PM] Daifuku: Fukken Marcus
[5:54:50 PM] Simply DA: Little did he know that it was an ACTUAL Damn Cursed Book of Curses and Damnation (Hot Damn!) and not a random prop
[5:55:07 PM] Alpar: [5:54 PM] Daifuku:

<<< Fukken MarcusLOL
[5:55:09 PM] Simply DA: He died when summoning spirits accidentally.
Nobody gave a shit.
[5:55:11 PM] Axel X: Damn! It's the Shadow the Hedgehog Edition!
[5:55:16 PM] Simply DA: Everyone danced their asses off
[5:55:20 PM] Alpar: 2darkandedgy4me
[5:55:47 PM] Alpar: gruhhhhh
[5:55:49 PM] Simply DA: Not knowing that the book secretly summoned a couple of evil spirits to be lodged on some unsuspecting young men with great costumes
[5:55:51 PM] Alpar: family is forcing me off in 30 minutes...
[5:56:06 PM] Alpar: we gotta do this fast...
[5:56:07 PM] Simply DA: "So dude! What are you dressed as?"
"..."


*CHOMP!*
[5:56:12 PM] Simply DA: And this begins our story
[5:56:21 PM] Simply DA: TAKE OUT THESE INHUMAN CURSED KIDS
[5:56:24 PM] Zink: On 01/11/12, at 01:55, Alps wrote:
> family is forcing me off in 30 minutes...
That is most inconvenient
[5:56:29 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Day 1 begins! http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[5:56:33 PM] Alpar: Oh yeah by the way
[5:56:40 PM] Alpar: in the happenstance I need to leave before the game ends
[5:56:56 PM] Alpar: someone talk to Alice for me, just as a misc. note. He needs someone to talk to, really badly.
[5:56:57 PM] Alpar: Anyway
[5:57:03 PM] Alpar: how long do we have for voting again?
[5:57:16 PM] Axel X: Until everyone has put in their vote
[5:57:21 PM | Removed 5:58:50 PM] Simply DA: This message has been removed.
[5:57:23 PM] Daifuku: Sweet. It begins
[5:57:23 PM] Aboi: Abstain - 1 - Aboi
[5:57:29 PM] Aboi: FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY
[5:57:30 PM] Vatonnage: No lynch? Abstain?
[5:57:35 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Aaaaaand awards are up.
[5:57:37 PM] Simply DA: Linked Vote Clause
[5:57:44 PM] Simply DA: You can vote for no lynch or abstain
[5:57:46 PM] Daifuku: [5:56 PM] Simply DA:

<<< TAKE OUT THESE INHUMAN CURSED KIDSIt is a curse of Shame. Therefore it's Alpar
[5:57:50 PM] Aboi: fuck
[5:57:51 PM] Daifuku: Votan Alpar
[5:57:54 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wait did halloween mafia start?
[5:58:00 PM] Simply DA: [5:57 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< wait did halloween mafia start?...
[5:58:02 PM] Simply DA: SLOWPHOEN
[5:58:05 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Hey I just got here
[5:58:06 PM] TheStalinator: We Should Make A New Chatroom For THis
[5:58:11 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Going Axel for no raisin
[5:58:16 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: too late to join?
[5:58:23 PM] Daifuku: yes, too late
[5:58:27 PM] Alpar: VOTING PHOENIX, OBVIOUSLY THIRD PARTY
[5:58:28 PM] Alpar: jk.
[5:58:29 PM] Simply DA: [5:58 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< too late to join?SUPERLATE
But we can begin a new round if everyone's up for it
[5:58:30 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Axel - 1 - Orion
Abstain - 1 - Aboi
[5:58:33 PM] Alpar: Nooooo
[5:58:36 PM] Alpar: I have to go in 30 minutes...
[5:58:49 PM] Aboi: Going Daifag because lolynot
[5:58:54 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: just continue without me
[5:58:55 PM] Simply DA: *7:08
[5:58:56 PM] Vatonnage: Voting Alpar since he has to leave soon
[5:59:03 PM] Simply DA: I just typed 1 hour instead of 10 minutes
[5:59:03 PM] Axel X: Voting for Zink!
[5:59:08 PM] Alpar: Voting Vat because pre game shenanigans.
[5:59:11 PM] Zink: wat
[5:59:11 PM] Simply DA: GUYS
[5:59:11 PM] Daifuku: [5:57 PM] Daifuku:

<<< Votan Alpar
[5:59:12 PM] Simply DA: GUYS
[5:59:13 PM] Simply DA: GUYS
[5:59:14 PM] Vatonnage: >US IN CHARGE OF TIES
[5:59:15 PM] Alpar: ?
[5:59:21 PM] Simply DA: Be sure to post the score tally!
[5:59:26 PM] Alpar: k.
[5:59:27 PM] Vatonnage: I was going to
[5:59:34 PM] Simply DA: 'k
[5:59:43 PM] TheStalinator: I dont even know who's playing!
[5:59:47 PM] Zink: The tally is drowning!
[6:00:06 PM] Simply DA: Stalin
[5:35 PM] Simply DA:

<<< [5:25 PM] Simply DA:

<<< People who are confirmed to be here:
Alpar
Dai
Orion
Zink
Stalin
Axel
Vat
Aboi— Simply DA, Today 5:25 PM
[6:00:19 PM] Alpar: So.. hm...
[6:00:22 PM] Vatonnage: Axel - wan - Oriwan
Albow - 2 - Vatonnage, Dai-Guard
Vat - wan - Albow
Abstain - wan - Marcus
[6:00:24 PM] Daifuku: I believe it's 2 for Alpar, 1 for Vat, 1 for Axel, 1 for Dai, and maybe an Abstain so far
[6:00:37 PM] Alpar: And altogether that's...
[6:00:42 PM] TheStalinator: Wait Idon't post day 1 anyay
[6:00:43 PM] Vatonnage: Captain Planet.
[6:00:45 PM] Alpar: 8 people playing.
[6:00:56 PM] Alpar: 5/8 votes submitted
[6:00:59 PM] Alpar: including abstain.
[6:01:02 PM] Daifuku: [5:58 PM] Aboi:

<<< Going Daifag because lolynot
[6:01:09 PM] Alpar: Hm..
[6:01:18 PM] Daifuku: Marcus isn't abstaining apparently
[6:01:20 PM] Axel X: [5:58 PM] Axel X:

<<< Voting for Zink!
[6:01:28 PM] Simply DA: I don't get the whole Marcus thing, but I find it hilarious
[6:01:29 PM] Alpar: k
[6:01:35 PM] Alpar: [6:01 PM] Simply DA:

<<< I don't get the whole Marcus thing, but I find it hilariouswe'll explain another day.
[6:01:39 PM] Daifuku: It's a fire emblem thing
[6:01:42 PM] Simply DA: 7 minutes remaining
[6:01:44 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: you guys are missing the costume contest in other chat
[6:01:53 PM] Daifuku: too bad
[6:01:55 PM] Daifuku: mafia now
[6:01:59 PM] Simply DA: You know, next time, I should mute all non-players
[6:02:11 PM] Vatonnage: You can do that right now if you want
[6:02:19 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I'll be quiet now
[6:02:22 PM] Alpar: ..well that's just dandy
[6:02:24 PM] Alpar: rolereveal
[6:02:30 PM] Vatonnage: TRAP CARD
[6:02:33 PM] Alpar: cause my dad is literally forcing me off the comp so just reset the game.
[6:02:39 PM] Alpar: If you wanna I guess.
[6:02:44 PM] Alpar: My uncle said nooooooo
[6:02:46 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Phoenix can take your role
[6:02:49 PM] Alpar: it's okay, you can stay thirty minutes
[6:02:59 PM] Simply DA: Orion raises a good point
[6:03:00 PM] Alpar: LOL NO ALPAR, I AM YOUR DAD, THIS IS NOT HIS HOUSE BUT GET OFF THE COMPUTER.
[6:03:03 PM] Alpar: Oh fine
[6:03:06 PM] Simply DA: ALPAR, SILENCE FOR NOW
[6:03:08 PM] Alpar: Phoenix you take my role.
[6:03:13 PM] Alpar: Gotta jet. Later guys.
[6:03:17 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ?
[6:03:18 PM] Alpar: Frickin dad...
[6:03:20 PM] Zink: wat is even happeninnggg
[6:03:25 PM] Zink: Later Alps
[6:03:28 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Our mafia games in a nutshell
[6:03:28 PM] Simply DA: Asiandad being Asiandad
[6:03:29 PM] Vatonnage: Nothing just drink more beer
[6:03:35 PM] Zink: Phen, you in?
[6:03:42 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Sure, I'll just be elbpar now
[6:03:48 PM] Simply DA: Allright!
[6:04:09 PM] Daifuku: Voting Marcus then
[6:04:13 PM] Simply DA: RESETTING THE POLLS
[6:04:22 PM] Simply DA: [6:04 PM] Daifuku:

<<< Voting Marcus thenAboi - 1 - Dai
[6:05:01 PM] Aboi: Dai votan
[6:05:10 PM] Simply DA: Aboi - 1 - Dai
Dai - 1 - Aboi
[6:05:15 PM] Daifuku: hue
[6:05:35 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Gonna stick with Axel because lol day 1
Aboi - 1 - Dai
Dai - 1 - Aboi
Axel - 1 - Orion
[6:05:46 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: who is playing?
[6:05:48 PM] Simply DA: Polls close in 10 minutes
[6:06:02 PM] Simply DA: AlparPHOENIX
Dai
Orion
Zink
Stalin
Axel
Vat
Aboi
[6:06:17 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: k
[6:06:20 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: hmm...
[6:06:44 PM] Zink: It's like choosing an ice cream flavour~
[6:06:44 PM] Axel X: Gonna stick with Zink because I know he's gotta be mafia again one of these days...
Aboi - 1 - Dai
Dai - 1 - Aboi
Axel - 1 - Orion
Zink - 1 - Axel
[6:07:02 PM] Zink: When has voting for me ever paid off?
[6:07:19 PM] Simply DA: If a tie bigger than a 2-way tie happens, the polls will be extended for 5 more minutes
[6:07:24 PM] Simply DA: Because THIS IS LIVE MAFIA
[6:07:24 PM] Zink: I won't take it personally... *sniff*
[6:07:46 PM] Vatonnage: Aboi - 2 - Dai, Vat
Dai - 1 - Aboi
Axel - 1 - Orion
Zink - 1 - Axel
[6:07:49 PM] Vatonnage: Fuck ties
[6:07:51 PM] Axel X: No Zink, it's because you've managed to stay out of being mafia for so long that no one would normally suspect you
[6:08:03 PM] Axel X: And so it'd be the SMASHING cover
[6:08:10 PM] Daifuku: Eat it Marcus
[6:08:18 PM] Simply DA: I'm gonna go quickly for some OJ
You guys keep at it
[6:08:29 PM] Zink: I think you all know your statistics well enough to know that I am just as likely to be mafia as anyone
[6:09:00 PM] Vatonnage: Like this lamppost
[6:09:06 PM] Daifuku: Sounds to me like he admitted to being mafia~
[6:09:17 PM] Vatonnage: Sounds to me like you admitted to being a bear
[6:09:26 PM] Daifuku: Not
[6:09:27 PM] Daifuku: Bear
[6:09:36 PM] Vatonnage: Role reveal: Dai is a bear
[6:09:49 PM] Zink: I'M SORRY DAI
[6:09:54 PM] Axel X: [6:08 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< Role reveal: Dai is a bearOh great, hope someone has a pocketball
[6:09:54 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Maims everyone that votes for him
[6:09:55 PM] Daifuku: NO YOU'RE NOT
[6:10:02 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Bear votan
Aboi - 2 - Dai, Vat
Bear - 2 - Aboi, Phoenix
Axel - 1 - Orion
Zink - 1 - Axel
[6:10:07 PM] Daifuku: ....
[6:10:10 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: olololol
[6:10:11 PM] Daifuku: Not a bear
[6:10:16 PM | Edited 6:10:22 PM] Zink: (´・ω・`) <--- DaiBear
[6:10:28 PM] Daifuku: also, go get your pants back from your husband
[6:10:35 PM] Daifuku: SHADDAP ZINK
[6:10:38 PM] Aboi: hue
[6:10:39 PM] Vatonnage: Daikuma desu
[6:10:42 PM] Zink: ^________________^
[6:10:59 PM] Simply DA: 5 minutes
[6:11:04 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: This is now bear mafia
[6:11:07 PM] Simply DA: err
[6:11:09 PM] Simply DA: 4 minutes
[6:11:24 PM] Daifuku: No bears are involved in the mauling of this Mafia
[6:11:30 PM] Daifuku: Just a mad Dai
[6:11:47 PM] Vatonnage: Guys, look out!
[6:11:50 PM] Vatonnage: Mad bear on the loose!
[6:11:53 PM] Zink: Abstaining was legal, right?
[6:11:55 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Dai is going into bear mode!
[6:11:59 PM] Axel X: Quick! Chase the bear forward!
[6:12:08 PM] spplmj: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox0eToGCy90
Official live-mafia music
[6:12:08 PM] Vatonnage: It's okay, I have cocaine!
[6:12:10 PM] Simply DA: Suddenly everyone is a bear
[6:12:13 PM] Vatonnage: Bears fucking love cocaine
[6:12:20 PM] Axel X: This is so unbearable
[6:12:22 PM] Vatonnage: [6:11 PM] Zink:

<<< Abstaining was legal, right?Yes
[6:12:22 PM] Zink: But we're already Alpar...
[6:12:25 PM] Daifuku: Good thing I'm not a Bear
[6:12:28 PM] Aboi: Not Georgian bears
[6:12:29 PM | Edited 6:13:04 PM] Daifuku: I hate cocaine
[6:12:31 PM] Aboi: They prefer moonshine
[6:12:44 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Naw, they prefer cocainum
[6:12:45 PM] Daifuku: Shut it Marcus
[6:12:46 PM] Axel X: Alpar is Shamebear
[6:13:06 PM] Zink: Abstaining because everything changed when the Bear Nation attacked
Aboi - 2 - Dai, Vat
Bear - 2 - Aboi, Phoenix
Axel - 1 - Orion
Zink - 1 - Axel
Abstain - 1 - Zink
[6:13:16 PM] Simply DA: 2 minutes
[6:13:39 PM | Edited 6:13:56 PM] Axel X: Ah screw it! Changing to Aboi to stop tie.
Aboi - 3 - Dai, Vat, Axel
Bear - 2 - Aboi, Phoenix
Axel - 1 - Orion
Abstain - 1 - Zink
[6:13:46 PM] Zink: I feel so much worse voting for people in Live.
[6:13:50 PM] Aboi: SOMEBODY VOTE FOR BEARMA-- NO NOT THAT BEARMAN
[6:13:59 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Abearthagamebear
[6:14:07 PM] Aboi: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ROLE REVEAL ON DAY ONE
[6:14:11 PM] Aboi: YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME ANYWAY
[6:14:18 PM] Simply DA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_e9B6uNnE
[6:14:19 PM] Zink: Don't bother then, haha
[6:14:24 PM] Vatonnage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtjzpfjwo-Q
Here's my Halloween music contribution
[6:14:25 PM] Daifuku: [6:14 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich:

<<< AbearthagamebearTruefaqs
[6:14:29 PM] Daifuku: He's the bear
[6:14:58 PM] Axel X: If Aboi's the bear, who's the chair?
[6:15:04 PM | Edited 6:15:19 PM] Zink: On 01/11/12, at 02:14, Vatonnage wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtjzpfjwo-Q
> Here's my Halloween music contribution
Not Pimpin' in the Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox0eToGCy90&feature=plcp
[6:15:11 PM] Daifuku: You are chair
[6:15:23 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD
[6:15:29 PM | Edited 6:15:38 PM] Simply DA: POLLS CLOSED
[6:15:45 PM] Simply DA: Fitting: https://youtu.be/JbmOdo9qW4A?t=1m53s
[6:15:46 PM] Vatonnage: [6:15 PM] Zink:

<<< Not Pimpin' in the Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox0eToGCy90&feature=plcpBut spplmj already posted it
[6:15:47 PM] Aboi: NOOOOOO
[6:15:49 PM] spplmj: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdw5VeDj8ik
Also acceptable spooky music
[6:15:57 PM] Daifuku: FUCK YOU BEARGURL YOU LOSE
[6:16:09 PM] Aboi: FINE
[6:16:10 PM] Zink: Did we win?
[6:16:13 PM] Aboi: YOU GUYS FUCKED UP
[6:16:13 PM] Axel X: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
[6:16:13 PM] Aboi: NOT ME
[6:16:15 PM] Zink: How many mafia anyway?
[6:16:19 PM] Aboi: HUEHUEHIUAN;IRUNTA;JKNF;IAUGB;IUW4HT;DFJKNBPIUSHRLIBELR
[6:16:29 PM] Vatonnage: One, two?
[6:16:32 PM] Zink: ^ that's the evil spirit right there
[6:16:48 PM] Vatonnage: Marcus has been possessed by the bear demons
[6:16:55 PM] Simply DA: OKAY FOLKS
[6:17:00 PM] Simply DA: DAY ONE ENDS
[6:17:05 PM] Simply DA: YOUR VICTIM WAS ABOI
[6:17:10 PM] Daifuku: Good
[6:17:13 PM] Aboi: FUCK ALL OF YOU
[6:17:13 PM] Simply DA: BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR AS HE TURNS OUT HE WAS...
[6:17:26 PM] spplmj: OLD MAN JENKINS?
[6:17:38 PM] Aboi: DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN
[6:17:38 PM] Daifuku: Old Man Henderson?
[6:17:39 PM] Simply DA: ...A regular Student on the Halloween Dance
[6:17:40 PM] Vatonnage: -And nothing of value was lost that day-
[6:17:42 PM] Simply DA: A townie.
[6:17:47 PM] Aboi: FUCKING
[6:17:49 PM] Aboi: TOLD YOU
[6:17:55 PM] Simply DA: ALRIGHTY
[6:17:56 PM] Daifuku: huehuehuehueheuhueheuheuheuehuehuehue
[6:17:58 PM] Simply DA: TIME FOR NIGHT 1
[6:18:16 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Night 1 begins! Send your PMs now! http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:18:24 PM] Simply DA: Everyone has been muted
[6:19:48 PM] Simply DA: Night 1 ends!
[6:20:03 PM] Zink: SIUHDGH,RTGSGERG I CAN BREATH
[6:20:08 PM] Simply DA: Tonight's victim has been brought to you by:
[6:20:15 PM] spplmj: THE LETTER C
[6:20:24 PM] Simply DA: Orion's Belt Leather Shop!
[6:20:33 PM] Simply DA: For all your astronomically innacurate needs!
[6:20:37 PM] Simply DA: ORION IS DEAD.
[6:20:39 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: D:
[6:20:40 PM] Simply DA: HE WAS A TOWNIE.
[6:20:48 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w
Contributing music before I leave
[6:20:51 PM] Daifuku: huehuehue
[6:21:18 PM] TheStalinator: neat.
[6:21:20 PM] Zink: Well aren't we off to a jolly start...
[6:21:21 PM] Simply DA: Orion and Aboi have been muted from play
[6:21:23 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: could be worse, he could have been cloak's date at the dance!
[6:21:24 PM] TheStalinator: and no one of value was lost.
[6:21:37 PM] TheStalinator: Now then, lets vote...
Dai - 1 - Stalin
[6:21:41 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Day 2 begins! http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:21:47 PM] Daifuku: Votan Stalin
[6:21:52 PM] Zink: I'll throw in a Stalin vote
[6:21:55 PM] Daifuku: hue
[6:22:01 PM] Vatonnage: >Bear, mascot of the communists, voting for Stalin
[6:22:10 PM] Zink: I disapprove of his silence
[6:22:11 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: In mother russia?
[6:22:14 PM] Zink: Regular as it is
[6:22:15 PM] Daifuku: Not a Bear
[6:22:18 PM] TheStalinator: Well. That was....
[6:22:37 PM] Simply DA: 4 votes needed for instalynch
[6:22:41 PM] Axel X: Stalin votan
[6:22:43 PM] Daifuku: And Stalin should know better than to vote against his spiritual Leige
[6:22:43 PM] Zink: lel
[6:22:49 PM] Zink: pffffft
[6:22:51 PM] Simply DA: How's that tally going?
[6:22:59 PM] Zink: That's 3
[6:23:07 PM] Daifuku: 3 for Stalin and 1 for me
[6:23:14 PM] TheStalinator: well.
[6:23:16 PM] TheStalinator: Rolereveal
[6:23:18 PM] Zink: I feel inclined to change due to Axel...
[6:23:20 PM] Simply DA: [6:23 PM] Daifuku:

<<< 3 for Stalin and 1 for meThat's communism alright
[6:23:23 PM | Edited 6:23:24 PM] Simply DA: *rimshot*
[6:23:25 PM] TheStalinator: I'm the investigator, vat is innocent.
[6:23:39 PM] Zink: HM
[6:23:42 PM] Vatonnage: Of course I'm innocent
[6:23:43 PM] Vatonnage: I'm not a bear
[6:23:47 PM] Daifuku: Sounds like a very Mafia thing to say
[6:23:56 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I guess Bear votan again
[6:24:02 PM] Zink: > implying bears are bloodthirsty
[6:24:08 PM] Daifuku: Not bear

[6:24:13 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Day 2 begins! THIS BEAR. http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:24:31 PM] Zink: Not sorry
[6:25:04 PM] Axel X: Fine, you get one more chance Stalin, changing to Dai
[6:25:16 PM] Simply DA: Post the tallies: Polls close in 5 minutes
[6:25:21 PM] Daifuku: Suuuure
[6:25:45 PM] Zink: Imma call PETA up in here if this discrimination continues
[6:25:57 PM] Vatonnage: 2 for Stalin: Bear, Zink
2 for Bear: Axel, Pantsless
[6:26:17 PM] Daifuku: Vat
[6:26:21 PM] Daifuku: vote you punk
[6:26:27 PM] Vatonnage: Okay
[6:26:30 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: of fuck you
[6:26:34 PM] Vatonnage: Abstain - 1 - Vat
[6:26:38 PM] Zink: pfft
[6:26:41 PM] Daifuku: Remember what I said about that Phoebe
[6:26:51 PM] TheStalinator: remember who you are
[6:26:54 PM] Vatonnage: All bears are pantsless
[6:27:09 PM] Daifuku: Good thing I'm not a bear for I have many pants
[6:28:06 PM] Simply DA: 2 minutes
[6:28:57 PM] Zink: Is it just Stalin didn't vote?
[6:29:01 PM] TheStalinator: I voted
[6:29:06 PM] TheStalinator: I voted Dai
[6:29:07 PM] Simply DA: People remaining
Phoenix
Dai
Zink
Stalin
Axel
Vat
[6:29:13 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Wow really?
[6:29:16 PM] TheStalinator: yeah
[6:29:21 PM] Zink: Missed that
[6:30:02 PM] Simply DA: TIME EXTENDED: 2 MINUTES
[6:30:15 PM] Vatonnage: Bear - 3 - Stalin, Axel, Pantsless
Stalin - 2 - Zink, Bear
Abstain - 1 - Vat
I'm still abstaining just because I want to see a 3-2-1 pattern like that
[6:30:17 PM] Daifuku: We're still missing a vote
[6:30:25 PM] Zink: MOAR TIME! I may as well believe Stalin and throw one on Axel since I can
[6:30:28 PM] Daifuku: wait, nevermind
[6:30:48 PM | Edited 6:31:06 PM] Zink: Bear - 3 - Stalin, Axel, Pantsless
Stalin - 1 - Bear
Axel - 1 - Zink
Abstain - 1 - Vat
[6:30:55 PM] Simply DA: So... we're good?
[6:30:58 PM] Simply DA: Any objections?
[6:31:03 PM] Daifuku: >Not combatting the soviet menace
Do you even Freedom?
[6:31:04 PM] Simply DA: So we can end overtime early
[6:31:30 PM | Edited 6:31:36 PM] Vatonnage: We'll just lynch Stalin next day if you find it that unbearable
[6:31:40 PM] Simply DA: TIME OVER
[6:31:47 PM] Simply DA: POLLS CLOSED
[6:31:51 PM] Axel X: USER WINS
[6:32:13 PM] Simply DA: Today's victim?
THE BEAR
[6:32:20 PM] Simply DA: And...!
[6:32:23 PM] Zink: On 01/11/12, at 02:31, Axel X wrote:
> USER WINS
Reboot reference?
[6:32:26 PM] Daifuku: Not a bear
[6:32:31 PM] Simply DA: He was a townie.
[6:32:34 PM] Simply DA: Good job
[6:32:35 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: fffffffffffffffffffff
[6:32:37 PM] Axel X: [6:31 PM] Zink:

<<< Reboot referenceYush
[6:32:37 PM] TheStalinator: diggty dammit
[6:32:41 PM] Daifuku: HAAHA
[6:32:44 PM] Axel X: Well damn
[6:32:44 PM] Daifuku: I STILL WIN
[6:32:59 PM] Zink: What kind of town has a bear living in it...?
[6:33:08 PM] Zink: SHIZZLE
[6:33:09 PM] Daifuku: Not a bear
[6:33:13 PM] Zink: ARE YOU BANJO?
[6:33:13 PM] Daifuku: Goway
[6:33:14 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: No idea, but who wants bear meat?
[6:33:15 PM] Simply DA: It was the Cromartie High School Halloween Dance
[6:33:22 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: but that was a gorilla...
[6:33:29 PM] Simply DA: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
[6:33:37 PM] Vatonnage: Suplex
[6:33:37 PM] Simply DA: IT'S THE 4KIDS DUB
[6:33:42 PM] Simply DA: IT HAD A BEAR
[6:33:45 PM] Daifuku: >DA in charge of animu references
[6:33:55 PM] Simply DA: Anyways, nighty night.
[6:34:04 PM] Zink: oyasumiii~
[6:34:09 PM] Simply DA: oyasuminasai
[6:34:25 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Night 2 begins! This Bear. This Bear. http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:35:40 PM] Leonidas Eliades: This bear is an eyesore.
[6:39:43 PM] Simply DA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[6:39:46 PM] Simply DA: SHENANIGANS HAPPENED
[6:40:06 PM] Simply DA: TONIGHT'S TARGET
[6:40:08 PM] Simply DA: WAS NONE OTHER
[6:40:11 PM] Simply DA: THAN PHOENIX
[6:40:16 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHAT
[6:40:19 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHAT
[6:40:21 PM] Simply DA: A CURSED MAFIA SCUM
[6:40:22 PM] Daifuku: huehuehue
[6:40:26 PM] Zink: PAAAHAHA
[6:40:27 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: NO FAIR
[6:40:28 PM] Zink: WATTTTTT
[6:40:30 PM] TheStalinator: Never thought I'd thank a bus driver.
[6:40:38 PM] Daifuku: I told you it was Alpar
[6:40:40 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: MY ROLE WAS GONNA SHAME ME AT THE START
[6:40:45 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: FUCK YOU ALPAR
[6:40:51 PM] Zink: KYGERKAUYBHGAREBTROLOLOLOOLOLOL
[6:40:58 PM] Vatonnage: Damn, if only Alpar was playing
[6:41:05 PM] Simply DA: ALRIGHT GENTS, SHADDAP
[6:41:20 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Day 3 begins! This Bear is an eyesore! http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:41:28 PM] TheStalinator: On that note. Zink Is Spy, Investigation said guilty.
Zink - 1- Stalin.
[6:41:39 PM] Axel X: I KNEW IT!
[6:41:47 PM] Zink: Wut
[6:42:03 PM] Vatonnage: Yeah I'm gonna go with Stalin
[6:42:05 PM] Zink: Do we have a real investiagtor out there?
[6:42:18 PM] Zink: Now would be a great time
[6:42:32 PM] Simply DA: 6 minutes 'till pollls close
[6:42:35 PM] TheStalinator: Yes we do. It is me.
[6:42:42 PM] Axel X: Zink - 3- Stalin, Vat, Axel
[6:42:55 PM] Zink: Hmm.
[6:43:03 PM] Simply DA: I-I-I-INSTA-LYNCH!
[6:43:07 PM] Zink: Doesn't strike me there's much can be done
[6:43:10 PM] Zink: lel
[6:43:17 PM] Simply DA: Well gents.
[6:43:20 PM] Simply DA: I haveta admit.
[6:43:36 PM] Simply DA: I hereby declare Vat the new Bus Master
[6:43:40 PM] Simply DA: Eat your heart out, Haru
[6:43:48 PM] Simply DA: You lynched Zink
[6:43:56 PM] Simply DA: He was, of course, the second mafioso
[6:43:58 PM] Zink: I BLAME PHOENIX
[6:43:59 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:44:08 PM] Vatonnage: This is why I wanted Alpar to be here
To make him re-live the trauma of KND mafia
[6:44:13 PM] Vatonnage: HE IS NO MATCH FOR...
[6:44:15 PM] Vatonnage: THE TOMMY
[6:44:27 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: PFFFFFFFFFFFT AND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[6:44:36 PM] Zink: Night-killing Stalin was a retarded move on our part...
[6:44:45 PM] Zink: My defense - nearly 3am
[6:44:46 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT NOW?
[6:44:49 PM] TheStalinator: eeeyup. I wasn't expecting a bus driver, really.
[6:44:56 PM] Vatonnage: It's not a bus
[6:44:58 PM] Vatonnage: It's a pumpkin
[6:45:04 PM] Zink: of course
[6:45:10 PM] Simply DA: Everyone should be unmuted by now
[6:45:15 PM] Zink: Welp
[6:45:15 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: AUGH
[6:45:21 PM] Axel X: Hah! Called it! I knew Zink would be mafia in a live round. It was only a matter of time before he became mafia again
[6:45:22 PM] Zink: That's my scummage done for the year
[6:45:38 PM] Daifuku: I called alpar as well
[6:45:44 PM] Daifuku: BUT NO ONE LISTENED
[6:45:44 PM] *** Simply DA has changed the conversation topic to "Congratulations, townies! This was a triumph! http://nazr.in/1Uc" ***
[6:45:54 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: FBDSALFKJSDAFSADJF
[6:46:08 PM] Zink: On 01/11/12, at 01:40, Simply DA wrote:
> HAHAH, OH WOW
> roll for Mafia
> You get it
[6:46:19 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: I helped so much
[6:46:33 PM] Simply DA: Welp
[6:46:39 PM] Simply DA: That ends this round.
[6:46:44 PM] Simply DA: Nice job, guys
[6:46:56 PM] Simply DA: Justin Wong Award: Vat
[6:47:05 PM] Simply DA: Just when the townies were about to lose
[6:47:06 PM] Simply DA: BAM
[6:47:10 PM] Simply DA: BUS DRIVEN TO VICTORY
[6:47:32 PM] Simply DA: Good Cop Award: Stalin. He knew when to fold 'em
[6:47:36 PM] Zink: DA, at the point Phen and I realised we'd fucked up, was it too late to change?
[6:47:46 PM] Simply DA: Nope.
[6:47:49 PM] Simply DA: You just didn't ask
[6:47:50 PM] Zink: HUE
[6:48:04 PM] Zink: This is why I am better at Town
[6:48:52 PM] Vatonnage: Nah, you just need more mafia experience

It started with:
[11/1/2012 8:30:46 PM] Crush CRoflsh: Alpar doesn't like it when people enjoy things
[11/1/2012 8:30:47 PM] Armored Alpardillo: Vat really likes it.
[11/1/2012 8:30:51 PM] Samine: LOL
[11/1/2012 8:30:51 PM] Armored Alpardillo: Hence why "calm down Vat".
[11/1/2012 8:30:56 PM] Samine: "Alpar doesn't like it when people enjoy things" xD
[11/1/2012 8:31:07 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: [8:30:46 PM] Crush CRoflsh: The itnernet doesn't like it when people enjoy things
fix'd
[11/1/2012 8:31:17 PM] Samine: It nernet
[11/1/2012 8:31:23 PM] Armored Alpardillo: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
[11/1/2012 8:31:26 PM] Armored Alpardillo: literally laughed.

And:
[11/1/2012 8:41:32 PM | Edited 8:42:09 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: >Try to revist Accumula Town (meant Nuvema Town, but whatever)
>Forced battle with Bianca
When was Bianca related to Gary Oak...
[11/1/2012 8:41:57 PM] Spark Vatdrill: [Thursday, November 01, 2012 8 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich:

<<< revistit nernet
[11/1/2012 8:42:16 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: Motherfucking keyboard...
[11/1/2012 8:42:26 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: and/or stupid fingers

Soon:
[11/1/2012 9:22:47 PM] Armored Alpardillo: HE
[11/1/2012 9:22:49 PM] Zyquux: PFT
[11/1/2012 9:22:50 PM] Armored Alpardillo: *HEY
[11/1/2012 9:22:51 PM] Armored Alpardillo: GET UOT.
[11/1/2012 9:22:52 PM] Armored Alpardillo: *OUT
[11/1/2012 9:22:55 PM] Armored Alpardillo: FRIGGIN HELL ORION
[11/1/2012 9:22:58 PM] Armored Alpardillo: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.
[11/1/2012 9:23:04 PM] Crush CRoflsh: GET UOT sounds peter chimera tier
[11/1/2012 9:23:06 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: I INFECTED EVERYONE WITH THE TYPOS
[11/1/2012 9:23:10 PM] Armored Alpardillo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11/1/2012 9:23:15 PM] Spark Vatdrill: QWERTY UIOP
[11/1/2012 9:23:21 PM | Edited 9:23:22 PM] Crush CRoflsh: AND THEN APLEAR WUZ TEH TYPOS
[11/1/2012 9:23:21 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: YOU WILL FOREVER SUFEFR

Later:
[11/1/2012 9:47:49 PM] Armored Alpardillo: YOU DON'T PRONOUCNE HARUHI
[11/1/2012 9:47:49 PM] Armored Alpardillo: WHILE
[11/1/2012 9:47:51 PM] Armored Alpardillo: MAKING
[11/1/2012 9:47:53 PM] Armored Alpardillo: TRAIN NOISES.
[11/1/2012 9:48:03 PM] Crush CRoflsh: [Thursday, November 01, 2012 9 PM] Armored Alpardillo:

<<< PRONOUCNE
[11/1/2012 9:48:08 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: YES
[11/1/2012 9:48:10 PM] Armored Alpardillo: O
[11/1/2012 9:48:12 PM] Armored Alpardillo: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[11/1/2012 9:48:13 PM] Zyquux: I pronounce it *train horn*
[11/1/2012 9:48:17 PM] Armored Alpardillo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Later still:
[11/1/2012 10:06:37 PM] Armored Alpardillo: you're not good at gettnig lost enough.
[11/1/2012 10:06:40 PM] Armored Alpardillo: *getting
[11/1/2012 10:06:41 PM] Armored Alpardillo: ORION.

Even later:
[11/1/2012 10:35:17 PM] Armored Alpardillo: FREDDIE MERCURY TURNED IN HIS GAVE.
[11/1/2012 10:35:25 PM] Armored Alpardillo: *GRAVE
[11/1/2012 10:35:30 PM] Armored Alpardillo: DICKS ORION WHAT YOU DO.
[11/1/2012 10:35:40 PM] Spark Vatdrill: Oriondick Ostrich

Finally:
[12:01:54 AM] Armored Alpardillo: I will become so fit I will supplex Gundam.
[12:02:00 AM] Armored Alpardillo: I WILL BEAT GUNDAM.
[12:02:05 AM] Crush CRoflsh: implying you can defeat gundam
[12:02:10 AM] Armored Alpardillo: Implying I can't.
[12:02:17 AM] Armored Alpardillo: *suplex
[12:02:19 AM] Spark Vatdrill: [12:01 AM] Armored Alpardillo:

<<< supplex
[12:02:25 AM] Crush CRoflsh: hueeeeeeeeeee
[12:02:29 AM] Armored Alpardillo: I hate you Orion.


11/1/2012: The day I discovered my typos were contagious.

HATE YOU FOREVER ORIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

>Talking about Wreck-It Ralph

[12:02:17 AM] Nick NaleIt: I want to talk about it so much, but I don't want to, because, even though it's not story-spoiling, it's still bits that are enjoyable seen first-hand
[12:05:02 AM] Nick NaleIt: Also, in this movie, the main character doesn't have a love-interest
[12:06:58 AM] Vatonnage: There goes my RalphxFelix OTP
[12:08:09 AM] Leonidas Eliades: "The condom tore!"
"Don't worry, I CAN FIX IT!"
[12:09:38 AM] Emiya Alpar: Stop while you're ahead.
[12:10:12 AM] Leonidas Eliades: How long do you think it would take me to churn out a quick yaoi fic?
[12:10:21 AM] Leonidas Eliades: The term "wreck" will come up A LOT.
[12:10:25 AM] Emiya Alpar: Emiya Alpar facepalms
[12:10:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: Just stick with yuri.
[12:12:39 AM] Vatonnage: >Ralph has erectile dysfunction
"DON'T WORRY, I CAN FIX IT!"
[12:12:46 AM] Vatonnage: We can make pages of these
[12:12:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: I despise all of you right now.
[12:13:46 AM] Leonidas Eliades: >Genderswapped Ralph
>Felix breaks her hymen
"DON'T WORRY, I CAN FIX IT!"
[12:14:21 AM] Emiya Alpar: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[12:14:24 AM | Edited 12:14:26 AM] Emiya Alpar: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
[12:14:47 AM] *** Leonidas Eliades has changed the conversation picture. ***
(creepy new Dante face)
[12:14:56 AM] *** Leonidas Eliades has changed the conversation topic to "Because FUCK YOU, that's why" ***
[12:15:03 AM] *** Emiya Alpar has changed the conversation topic to "MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO WRITE BAD FANFICS." ***
[12:15:08 AM] Nick NaleIt: >ralph sees a vagina
"I'M GONNA WRECK IT"
[12:15:25 AM] Vatonnage: >Not wrecking Felix's anal virginity
[12:15:33 AM] Emiya Alpar: >At least China's is safe
[12:16:06 AM | Edited 12:16:42 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Felix climbed on top of Ralph and placed a finger over Ralph's mouth.
"Tonight," Felix whispered, "I'll be the bad guy."
[12:16:21 AM] Emiya Alpar: Well I'm out.
[12:16:27 AM] Leonidas Eliades: Success.
[12:16:48 AM] Vatonnage: Causal.

[9:52:03 PM] Axel X: Aww, I missed out on the Metal Gear-ing?
[9:52:59 PM] Witness: Metal: The Gearening
[9:53:28 PM] Axel X: Gears of Metal
[9:54:01 PM] Witness: Gear Slug X
[9:54:27 PM] Cheif: http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1352174019089.png
[9:55:16 PM] Defense Attorney: Metal Gigigear
[9:55:50 PM] Axel X: Sengogear Rance
[9:55:55 PM] TheStalinator: Metal Gears of War
[9:56:09 PM] Axel X: Oh it's Stalin
[9:56:22 PM] Axel X: For a while I was wondering if you were gonna join this round
[9:56:33 PM] TheStalinator: ...I've joined this round
[9:56:36 PM] TheStalinator: I made a post
[9:56:40 PM] TheStalinator: are you blind man
[9:56:48 PM] Axel X: Which I've noticed and have you signed up
[9:56:52 PM] Axel X: Are YOU blind?
[9:56:55 PM] TheStalinator: Yes.
[9:56:57 PM] TheStalinator: Legally
[9:57:40 PM] Daifuku: That would explain the injuries. Somewhat
[9:57:53 PM] Witness: Metal Gygas Solid
[9:58:13 PM] Witness: Or
However you spell it
[9:58:55 PM] TheStalinator: Metal Gear Brothers:Brawl
[9:59:02 PM] Axel X: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0yh7YtG41rwdg3bo1_500.jpg
[9:59:05 PM | Edited 9:59:12 PM] Zyquux: I have 3 copies of Dota 2 to gift if anyone wants one
[9:59:15 PM] TheStalinator: For free?
[9:59:33 PM] Daifuku: Ultimate Metal vs. Gear 3
[9:59:34 PM] Axel X: Tales of Gears M
[9:59:58 PM] Defense Attorney: [9:59 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Metal Gear Brothers:Brawl*Metal Gear Brothers: The Twin Snakes
[10:00:16 PM] Zyquux: [9:59 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< For free?Sure, in the spirit of the season
[10:00:24 PM] Axel X: Metal Gear Brothers: Sons of Melee
[10:00:51 PM] Witness: Super Geario Bros Galaxy
[10:00:57 PM] TheStalinator: Metal Gear Brothers 64 Rising
[10:01:15 PM] TheStalinator: Super Metal Gear 64: Portable Ops
[10:01:26 PM] Daifuku: Metal may Gears 4
[10:01:29 PM] Witness: Gearden Eye: 007
[10:01:48 PM] Freeman: Solid Snakie: Metals 'n' Gears
[10:02:53 PM] Axel X: Metal Man Battle Gears
(Mega Man Battle Network)
[10:03:18 PM] Freeman: Metal's Bad Gear Day
[10:03:49 PM] Defense Attorney: Metal Gear Solid: Shames of the Patriots
[10:03:54 PM] Defense Attorney: oh wait, wrong name game
[10:03:56 PM] Witness: Gearman: Metalham Asylum
[10:04:38 PM] Freeman: Metal Hatcher and the Giant Gear
[10:04:55 PM] Daifuku: Gear of Duty 4: Metal Warfare
[10:05:19 PM] Axel X: Phoenix Gear: Metal for All
[10:05:27 PM] Freeman: Metal of Honor Gearfighter
[10:05:38 PM] Daifuku: Fate/Metal
[10:08:04 PM] Axel X: The Gear Ends With Metal
[10:08:40 PM] Freeman: Ys III: The Metal in FelGearna
[10:09:30 PM] Daifuku: Metal Khemia
[10:09:44 PM] Freeman: GeAr Tonelico
[10:10:11 PM] Zyquux: Gear Theft Metal?
[10:10:22 PM] Daifuku: Metal Effect
[10:10:35 PM] Axel X: Kingdom Metal: 358/Gear
[10:10:41 PM | Edited 10:10:50 PM] Freeman: Metalier Gearuru: The Alchemist of GeArland
[10:10:50 PM] Defense Attorney: Gearu: Metal of the Wolves
[10:11:11 PM] Leonidas Eliades: MGQ (Metal Gear Quest)
[10:11:35 PM] Axel X: Gear Hand
[10:11:37 PM] Daifuku: Metalshock Gearfinity
[10:12:01 PM] Freeman: Metal de Watashi Ni Gear Shinasai
[10:12:28 PM] Axel X: Golden Gear: The Metal Age
[10:12:36 PM] TheStalinator: Toppa Solid; Gearen Laggan
[10:13:01 PM] Freeman: Metal Blood: Gears Again
[10:13:32 PM] Axel X: Pokemetal: HeartGear
[10:13:56 PM] Daifuku: Metalvangelion 1:11 You are (not) a Gear
[10:14:35 PM] TheStalinator: Pokegear: SolidSilver
[10:14:36 PM] Freeman: Metaltarian ~the reverie of a little gear~
[10:14:58 PM | Edited 10:15:07 PM] Axel X: Yu-Gear-Oh!
[10:15:12 PM] TheStalinator: Solid and Sniperwolf
[10:15:27 PM] Daifuku: The Metal that Gear only knows
[10:15:31 PM] Cheif: http://images.4chan.org/pol/src/1352170733450.png
[10:15:47 PM] TheStalinator: Harry Solid and the Sorcerer's Gear.
[10:16:04 PM] Daifuku: Gearslinger Girl
[10:16:05 PM] Axel X: Star Gears: A New Metal
[10:16:21 PM | Edited 10:16:30 PM] Axel X: No, wait. Gear Wars: A New Metal
[10:16:47 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Metal Blood Actress Again Current Gear
[10:16:48 PM] Daifuku: Star Gears: The Emperor Strikes Metal
[10:16:50 PM] Defense Attorney: Metal/Gear Night
[10:16:54 PM | Edited 10:17:01 PM] Son Of a Shepard: [10:15 PM] Axel X:

<<< Yu-Gear-Oh!http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ancient_Gear_Golem
[10:16:56 PM] TheStalinator: Metal 4 Gear
[10:17:04 PM] Freeman: Harvest Metal: More Gears of Mineral Town
[10:17:20 PM] Gashunk: pttty
[10:17:21 PM] Daifuku: Gear Fortress 2
[10:17:39 PM] Gashunk: F-Gear X
[10:17:43 PM] Axel X: Metal Factory: Gears of Destiny
[10:17:50 PM] Gashunk: pfffffffft
[10:17:53 PM] TheStalinator: Metal Crossing: Gear World
[10:17:57 PM] Freeman: Breath of Metal: Gear Quarter
[10:18:19 PM] Daifuku: Metal Icarus: Upgearing
[10:18:37 PM] TheStalinator: Little Big Gear
[10:18:56 PM] Daifuku: No More Metal
[10:19:26 PM] Axel X: No More Metal 2: Desperate Gear
[10:19:48 PM] Daifuku: Solid Calibur 4
[10:19:51 PM] TheStalinator: Metal Blue: Gear Shift
[10:20:30 PM] Daifuku: Legend of Metal: Gear of Time
[10:20:47 PM] Daifuku: Legend of Metal: Solid's Mask
[10:20:53 PM] Axel X: Gear Trigger
(Chrono Trigger)
[10:21:02 PM] TheStalinator: Advanced Gears: Days of Metal
[10:22:05 PM] Siberianator: Gear Hero III: Legends of Metal
[10:22:14 PM] Axel X: Gear Emblem: The Solid Metals
[10:22:36 PM] TheStalinator: Gears of War
[10:23:01 PM] Freeman: =/
[10:23:07 PM] Siberianator: dohoho
[10:23:16 PM] Axel X: weak
[10:23:29 PM] Son Of a Shepard: hue
[10:23:34 PM] Daifuku: [10:22 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Gears of WarMy sides
[10:23:50 PM] Freeman: >Not "Gears of Metal"
[10:24:12 PM] Axel X: [9:53 PM] Axel X:

<<< Gears of Metal
[10:24:24 PM] Freeman: Exactly
[10:24:42 PM] TheStalinator: ...well are you a bad enough metal to rescue the gear?
[10:24:52 PM] Axel X: Better
[10:26:35 PM] Freeman: Rosenmetal Stilette: ~Geardenstachel~
[10:27:05 PM] Freeman: Guilty Gear XX MetaLoad
[10:27:18 PM] TheStalinator: Metal And Gear: The Presolid Legacy
[10:27:28 PM] Axel X: Disgeardia: Metal Fantasy
[10:29:16 PM] Freeman: Tales of Metalia 2: The Dawn of a New Gear
[10:29:37 PM] Witness: [10:05 PM] Daifuku:

<<< Fate/MetalFate/Gearo
[10:29:46 PM] Freeman: Fate/Giro?
[10:29:52 PM] Axel X: Tony Hawk's: Undergear
[10:30:22 PM] Freeman: Blizzard of Metal & Gear
[10:33:39 PM] GMan: higgid
[10:33:43 PM] TheStalinator: Gears of Metalcraft
[10:33:52 PM] GMan: Evening everyone
[10:34:12 PM] TheStalinator: Oh hey nanon
[10:34:14 PM] Axel X: METAL GANON!
[10:34:28 PM] Zyquux: Metalout: New Gears

[8:39:02 PM] Alpar: >be running marathon for gym class today
>thankfully the [spoiler] girls [/skypecantspoilerlikethisiknowshutup] have to run significantly less than the boys
>used to be among the best runners in my middle school
>recently graduated middle school so it's not all that bad, nothing must've changed
>TIME TO UNLEASH THE INNER BEAST IN ME
>DEVOUR WHAT COULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF MOUNTAINS WORTH OF GATORADE AND PREP MYSELF
>time to show these casuals how it's done
>the running begins
>I'm falling behind
>I'm starting to get cramps
>Those drinks I had earlier are starting to destroy my innards
>make it to the halfway point
>my vagina is about to explode with the sheer demonic force of my sentient piss
>can't take it anymore
[8:39:05 PM] Alpar: Frig
[8:39:09 PM] Alpar: accidentally pressed enter
[8:39:10 PM] Alpar: going on...

[8:42:33 PM] Alpar: >Also need to take a massive crap
>walk over to stranger's apartment
>I need to use the godforsaken loo, nothing matters at this point
>someone is kind enough to randomly let me use his bathroom
>my bowels are too spaghetti to even use a toilet properly
>exit excreting nothing
>My rectum is being shattered beyond belief
>Make it back
>someone shouts in an attempt to root for me
>almost explode my anus in surprise
>need to make it to the bathroom
>it's incredibly far away seeming because I'm being dragged from it
>from this day forth, I have realized, the world poking at the tearing of my sphincters has reached an artform
>go home
>use a metric ton of stiches and staples to sea the gaping portals of my figurative butthurt to keep the horrible demons of anguish and shattered dreams inside

[8:43:43 PM] Alpar: That is how greentext is done

For the record it was a reference to It's not my Fault I'm not That Popular chapter 30.

>Ferocious punching bag is me
>Alpar is Vat

(23:22:20) Samine has joined.
(23:22:21) Thepunchingbag has joined.
(23:22:39) Name set to THE_FEROCIOUS_PUNCHINGBAG.
(23:22:39) Thepunchingbag is now THE_FEROCIOUS_PUNCHINGBAG.
(23:24:22) AlpartheWalkingTechBane has joined.
(23:24:31) AlpartheWalkingTechBane is now Alpar.
(23:24:54) Local players: 1
(23:24:54) Game has started!
(23:25:10) Alpar: MexYoumuxGranberia OT3
(23:25:16) THE_FEROCIOUS_PUNCHINGBAG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(23:37:01) Alpar: OOH ELBOWS MAKE ME SO HARD OOH
(23:37:23) Alpar: ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SMOOTH OR SCALY OOH
(23:37:37) Alpar: I JUST WANT TO CARESS THEM ALL
(23:38:16) Alpar is now OrionX.
(23:38:27) OrionX: I AM GOING TO PLAY BOMBERMAN64
(23:38:28) OrionX: WITH
(23:38:28) OrionX: A
(23:38:30) OrionX: KEYBOARD

>I find it interesting so I copypasta in chat

[11:38:45 PM] Alps: "(23:38:27) OrionX: I AM GOING TO PLAY BOMBERMAN64
(23:38:28) OrionX: WITH
(23:38:28) OrionX: A
(23:38:30) OrionX: KEYBOARD"
[11:39:16 PM] Oriondrive Ostrich: IDENTITY THEFT IS A SERIOUS CRIME PUNISHABLE BY MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS

Orion confirmed for Dante levels of awesome wit.

Here's the rest. BythewaythiswasallAlparandnotmeatall. Definitely.

[11/16/2012 11:43:56 PM] Albowan: (23:39:05) OrionX is now Daifuku.
(23:39:10) Daifuku: Canon: I am a bear.
(23:39:17) Daifuku: And sober.
(23:40:21) Daifuku is now Harusame.
(23:40:36) Harusame: I spout out swear words to hide how beta I am
(23:40:53) Harusame: I actually can't break bitches
(23:40:59) Harusame: Alpar has more man points than me
(23:41:27) Harusame is now Roflcopter419.
(23:41:35) Roflcopter419: Mecha is disgusting
(23:41:46) Roflcopter419: I only watch quality anime like Tael does
(23:42:47) Roflcopter419: Like Strike Witches
[11/16/2012 11:44:08 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: EXTERMINATUS
[11/16/2012 11:44:15 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: I NEED AN EXTERMINATUS HERE
[11/16/2012 11:44:30 PM] Dai-Guard: The most undelicious Heresy
[11/16/2012 11:44:50 PM] Albowan: "(23:44:42) Roflcopter419 is now Leonidas_Eliades.
(23:44:46) Leonidas_Eliades: Polygamy is disgusting"
[11/16/2012 11:45:13 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[11/16/2012 11:45:14 PM] Albowan: "(23:44:58) Leonidas_Eliades: Why can't people just tie themselves down to only one person
(23:45:08) Leonidas_Eliades: Touhou is overrated"
[11/16/2012 11:45:17 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: NO THIS ISN'T TRUE
[11/16/2012 11:45:18 PM] Marcus: [Friday, November 16, 2012 11:43 PM] Albowan:

<<< (23:41:35) Roflcopter419: Mecha is disgusting
(23:41:46) Roflcopter419: I only watch quality anime like Tael does
(23:42:47) Roflcopter419: Like Strike WitchesSaved
[11/16/2012 11:45:19 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
[11/16/2012 11:45:21 PM] Albowan: "(23:45:15) Leonidas_Eliades: So is Haruhi"
[11/16/2012 11:45:48 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: [Friday, November 16, 2012 11:39 PM] Oriwan:

<<< IDENTITY THEFT IS A SERIOUS CRIME PUNISHABLE BY MY FOOT IN YOUR ASSNORMALLY I WOULDN'T RE USE A JOKE LIKE THIS BUT THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE IT
[11/16/2012 11:46:02 PM] Albowan: "(23:45:49) Leonidas_Eliades is now Mentlegen.
(23:45:55) Mentlegen: No, I'm still the anime overlord"
[11/16/2012 11:46:48 PM] Albowan: "(23:46:36) Mentlegen is now Aboithagameboi.
(23:46:43) Aboithagameboi: My diet consists only of the KFC Double-Down"
[11/16/2012 11:47:01 PM] Alice Lorelei McEntire: lol
[11/16/2012 11:47:22 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: (23:46:43) Aboithagameboi: I don't even lift
[11/16/2012 11:47:30 PM] Albowan: (23:47:24) Aboithagameboi: Taco Bell is actually good
[11/16/2012 11:48:23 PM] Caelun Niveus: Why must I desire sleep?
[11/16/2012 11:48:56 PM] Albowan: "(23:48:47) Aboithagameboi is now StacMaster-S.
(23:48:50) StacMaster-S: I AM GOING
(23:48:51) StacMaster-S: TO UPDATE
(23:48:53) StacMaster-S: STACCATO"
[11/16/2012 11:49:13 PM] Albowan: (23:49:07) StacMaster-S: ...After this game of League
[11/16/2012 11:49:36 PM] Caelun Niveus: What the hell is goign on?
[11/16/2012 11:49:44 PM] Albowan: Vat is renaming himself in an N64 online play chat
[11/16/2012 11:49:44 PM] Caelun Niveus: is this like a steam chat or something?
[11/16/2012 11:49:47 PM] Albowan: he's parodying.
[11/16/2012 11:50:01 PM] Albowan: We were just here laughing like no tomorrow.
[11/16/2012 11:50:08 PM] Caelun Niveus: K
[11/16/2012 11:50:12 PM] Albowan: (23:50:03) StacMaster-S is now Caelun_Niveus.
(23:50:05) Caelun_Niveus: GUYS HELP
(23:50:06) Caelun_Niveus: I CAN'T STOP
(23:50:08) Caelun_Niveus: TROPING
(23:50:10) Caelun_Niveus: IT'S EVERYWHERE
[11/16/2012 11:50:14 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: Join the call~
[11/16/2012 11:50:18 PM] Caelun Niveus: ....
[11/16/2012 11:50:22 PM] Albowan: (23:50:18) Caelun_Niveus: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN
[11/16/2012 11:50:25 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: [Friday, November 16, 2012 11:50 PM] Albowan:

<<< (23:50:05) Caelun_Niveus: GUYS HELP
(23:50:06) Caelun_Niveus: I CAN'T STOP
(23:50:08) Caelun_Niveus: TROPING
(23:50:10) Caelun_Niveus: IT'S EVERYWHEREI don't see how this is inaccurate though
[11/16/2012 11:50:25 PM] Caelun Niveus: I CAN CONTROL MY TROPINBG
[11/16/2012 11:50:35 PM] Albowan: I think he went for the sexual innuendo.
[11/16/2012 11:50:40 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: Your point?
[11/16/2012 11:50:59 PM] Albowan: (23:50:47) Caelun_Niveus is now Dracojounin7.
(23:50:53) Dracojounin7: Minecraft and Skyrimjob is boring
[11/16/2012 11:51:13 PM] Albowan: (23:51:09) Dracojounin7: MexKiru OTP
[11/16/2012 11:51:29 PM] Caelun Niveus: Really, if I trope it's only about an hour.

Unless it's a completly new page, in which case two hours, not counting time spent multitasking
[11/16/2012 11:51:42 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: (23:51:09) Dracojounin7: I should hold back on the powergaming
[11/16/2012 11:51:47 PM] Albowan: (23:51:31) Dracojounin7 is now WHATINTHEHETERO.
(23:51:32) WHATINTHEHETERO: Y
(23:51:34) WHATINTHEHETERO: Y SAUN
(23:51:35) WHATINTHEHETERO: YYYY
(23:51:36) WHATINTHEHETERO: Y
(23:51:36) WHATINTHEHETERO: Y
(23:51:37) WHATINTHEHETERO: YY
(23:51:37) WHATINTHEHETERO: Y
(23:51:39) WHATINTHEHETERO: ?!?!?!
[11/16/2012 11:52:08 PM] Caelun Niveus: Vat is now Stalin:
LAST
[11/16/2012 11:52:17 PM] Albowan: (23:52:08) WHATINTHEHETERO is now Samine.
(23:52:13) Samine: Alpar, you're disowned.
[11/16/2012 11:52:23 PM] Albowan: I...
[11/16/2012 11:52:24 PM] Albowan: I'm...
[11/16/2012 11:52:31 PM] Albowan: I'm going to stab myself in the throat repeatedly...
[11/16/2012 11:52:35 PM] Albowan: crying until I see the depths of hell...
[11/16/2012 11:52:40 PM] Albowan: (23:52:34) Samine: I am writing you out the will
[11/16/2012 11:52:45 PM] Albowan: (23:52:42) Samine: All the vanilla will now go to chairty
[11/16/2012 11:52:50 PM] Albowan: I...
[11/16/2012 11:52:57 PM] Albowan: All my life is now meaningless...
[11/16/2012 11:52:58 PM] Albowan: I'm...
[11/16/2012 11:53:02 PM] Albowan: I'm just going to... die...
[11/16/2012 11:53:02 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: ...what in the hetero has a twitter
[11/16/2012 11:53:34 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: https://twitter.com/WHATINTHEHETERO
[11/16/2012 11:53:39 PM] Albowan: (23:53:06) Samine is now TheStalinator.
(23:53:31) TheStalinator: Capitalism is the best economic government
(23:53:36) TheStalinator: Adam Smith was really on to something there
[11/16/2012 11:54:07 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: PFF
[11/16/2012 11:54:16 PM] Caelun Niveus: Samine... I... I want to avoid thinking she's a short little ginger for some reason...
[11/16/2012 11:54:19 PM] Roflcopter4WAN9: well, Lenin used some capitalist policies
[11/16/2012 11:55:04 PM] Albowan: She's brunette.
[11/16/2012 11:56:31 PM | Edited 11:56:35 PM] Caelun Niveus: She is very short though? I think I overheard that...
[11/16/2012 11:56:37 PM] Albowan: HUEHUEHUE
[11/16/2012 11:57:26 PM] Albowan: (23:55:22) TheStalinator is now spplmj.
(23:55:39) spplmj: Vowels are beautiful things
(23:57:17) spplmj is now AManWithACloak.
(23:57:19) AManWithACloak: GOTTA GO FAST
(23:57:21) AManWithACloak: 2FAST4U
(23:57:24) AManWithACloak: 3FAST5U
[11/16/2012 11:57:44 PM] Adachi: -Bubblegum Crisis -- Nov 30
-Appleseed ('80s ova)
-Legend of the Galactic Heroes
-Summer Wars
-Transformers g1
-MD Geist
-Castle of Cagliostro
-The Last Samurai
-The Seven Samurai
-Riding Bean
[11/16/2012 11:57:51 PM] Caelun Niveus: Her voice disturbingly remindes me of my ex...
[11/16/2012 11:59:18 PM | Edited 11:59:24 PM] Samine: dai I love your display pic
[11/16/2012 11:59:37 PM] Caelun Niveus: ... and I said that hoping she wasn;t here >.>
[11/16/2012 11:59:45 PM] Albowan: ohlolololo
[11/16/2012 11:59:47 PM] Samine: I am sorry for sounding like a bad person
[11/16/2012 11:59:48 PM] Samine: D:
[11/16/2012 11:59:51 PM] Albowan: aww
[11/16/2012 11:59:58 PM] Caelun Niveus: No, My ex isn;t a bad person...
[11/16/2012 11:59:59 PM] Samine: but I cannot sound like another voice unless you want me to voice act the whole time
[12:00:10 AM] Albowan: (23:59:46) LinkLab is now Zink120.
(23:59:50) Zink120: ANTA BAKA GAIJINS
(23:59:56) Zink120: CAN'T HOPE TO COMPARE TO HOW ALPHA I AM
(23:59:57) Zink120: JAPANESE
(23:59:58) Zink120: WITH
(23:59:59) Zink120: A
(00:00:01) Zink120: BRITISH ACCENT
(00:00:05) Zink120: GET ON MY LEVEL

I lol'd

[12:23:19 AM] Pinkamena Diane Pie: Because it makes people seed with rage.
[12:24:20 AM] Crimson: *seethe
[12:24:26 AM] Pinkamena Diane Pie: No, seed.
[12:24:39 AM] Crimson: ...no, seethe.
[12:24:55 AM] Scept: And why, dear Pinkamena, do you believe it is seed?
[12:25:16 AM] Pinkamena Diane Pie: I will show you.
[12:25:20 AM] Pinkamena Diane Pie: Once this loads.
[12:25:45 AM] Cloak: pfft.
"Seed"
"Loads"
So many innuendos.
[12:26:00 AM] Scept: Scept dopeslaps Cloak.

[8:12:31 PM] Waffle Chopper: just
[8:12:32 PM] Alpirate The Scurvied: I'm out.
[8:12:32 PM] Waffle Chopper: stop talking
[8:12:38 PM] *** Waffle Chopper has left ***
[8:12:45 PM] lolKiru: how mad is he?
[8:12:48 PM] lolKiru: he mad, thats how mad
[8:12:48 PM] Tael: I felt molested after the first episode
[8:12:49 PM] Daifuku: [8:12 PM] Tael:
what if you crossed k-on with /d/
This is already a thing
[8:12:51 PM] Alpirate The Scurvied: On a scale of 1 to 10
[8:12:53 PM] Alpirate The Scurvied: I'd say Rofl mad.
[8:13:22 PM] Cloak: The name would change to Hard-On
[8:13:28 PM] Tael: it's called Hen Semi if you want to google it
[8:13:32 PM] Daifuku: huehuehue
[8:13:39 PM] Alpirate The Scurvied: [8:13 PM] Cloak:
The name would change to Hard-On
Winner.
[8:14:00 PM] *** Alpirate The Scurvied added Waffle Chopper ***
[8:14:05 PM] Daifuku: It's funny because all the mains would be futa
[8:14:06 PM] Cloak: The Gurren Lagann version is called Spin-On
[8:14:18 PM] Waffle Chopper: [8:14 PM] Daifuku:
It's funny because all the mains would be futa
/leave
[8:14:24 PM] Daifuku: HUEHUEHUHE

AquaTriden: someoen jsut tried to get into my youtube account from China...
AquaTriden: Um
AquaTriden: time to change my password
Luna: China wants your dick
Cloak: Could be worse...
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1294884
Cloak: She could want your head.

[1:21:25 AM] Alpar: http://intensedebate.com/people/alpar
[1:26:52 AM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "Alpar x Ruto is new canon." ***
[1:26:57 AM] Alpar: JUST. DIE.
[1:27:03 AM] Zyquux: <3
[1:27:51 AM] Alparuto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
[1:28:11 AM] Vatonnage: [1:27:51 AM] Alparuto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
[1:28:23 AM] Alparuto: HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
[1:28:27 AM] Alparuto: FIOASNFIOANNIOGISFMIBBNIOASDVNIONIOINIODBBVR80 H9TRHU9DFB
[1:28:32 AM] Vatonnage: OH MY GOD
[1:28:36 AM] Vatonnage: HE INVENTED NEW GIBBERISH
[1:28:41 AM] Vatonnage: THIS IS NEW LEVELS OF MAD

LOOK, LOOK
IT HAS NUMBERS

Part 2:
[10:31:15 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[10:31:19 PM] Samine: Sometimes I have to admire vat's capacity for evil o.o
[10:31:26 PM] Alps: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[10:31:34 PM] Alps: BABYSITTER VAT IS BULLYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:31:36 PM] Samine: ARUPAAAAAR it's gonna be okay D:
[10:31:40 PM] Alps: SO IS BABYSITTER ORIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
[10:31:47 PM] Samine: What did babysitter orion do?
[10:31:49 PM] Vatonnage: [10:31 PM] Samine:

<<< ARUPAAAAARYou forgot the "uto" at the end
[10:31:51 PM] Alps: HE STARTED THE BULLYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
[10:31:54 PM] Alps: OH MY GOODNESS
[10:31:55 PM] Zyquux: Rutopar OTP
[10:31:57 PM] Alps: I WILL TEAR YOUR BALLS OFF.
[10:32:01 PM] Samine: LOL
[10:32:04 PM] Vatonnage: GO AHEAD
[10:32:06 PM] Samine: oh my god he really is mad
[10:32:08 PM] Vatonnage: THEY'RE USELESS ANYWAY
[10:32:11 PM] Alps: SO MUCH MAD.
[10:32:17 PM] Alps: I CONTAIN IN THIS WEAPON OF A BODY OF MINE.
[10:32:19 PM | Edited 10:32:23 PM] Vatonnage: (The joke is that I'm impotent)
[10:32:43 PM] Samine: ..this joke just got very depressing ;-;
[10:32:51 PM] Alps: Enter the voicechat
[10:32:55 PM] Alps: eburrywun laffin.
[10:33:01 PM] Alps: EXCEPT ME.
[10:33:02 PM] Alps: RAGING.
[10:33:06 PM] Zyquux: There's an azn joke here somewhere
[10:33:08 PM] Samine: So which ruto are we talking? The zelda one? because in which case I can somewaht more understand arupar's rage..
[10:33:09 PM] Vatonnage: BECAUSE RUTO CHOSE LINK OVER YOU
[10:33:16 PM] Alps: Zelda Ruto.
[10:33:26 PM] Samine: yeah I never cared for her..
[10:33:29 PM] Alps: No but
[10:33:30 PM] Alps: it was
[10:33:33 PM] Alps: argh how do I explain this.
[10:33:37 PM] Samine: lol
[10:33:42 PM] Vatonnage: Love at first elbow?
[10:33:46 PM] Alps: Okay so basically I was trying to parody some dramatic review done by some- OMG.
[10:33:47 PM] Alps: VAT.
[10:33:48 PM] Samine: also I can not get in vc as I am actually in the middle of acting for once
[10:33:48 PM] Samine: LOL
[10:33:49 PM] Samine: VAT
[10:33:56 PM] Alps: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
[10:34:06 PM] Scept: That's a darn shame.
[10:34:12 PM | Edited 10:34:20 PM] Samine: Babysitter, be nicer to your clients or I will pay you less D:
[10:34:22 PM] Alps: WHY DO YOU GIVE HIM MONEY.
[10:34:25 PM] Vatonnage: I get paid!? =O
[10:34:27 PM] Alps: Anyway
[10:34:28 PM] Zyquux: http://www.halolz.com/2012/11/20/nay-ruto/#IDComment496737325
[10:34:29 PM] Samine: XD
[10:34:40 PM] Alps: yeah so I was basically just trying to parody some dramatic review
[10:34:40 PM] Samine: I pay you in..beating me at smash brothers ;-;
[10:34:43 PM] Samine: *sulks*
[10:34:49 PM] Alps: then in parodying it I made the comment
[10:35:07 PM] Alps: "P.S. the only reason i mad this review was beacuase the ruto figure was pretty sexy. but thats it!"
THEN ORION WAS ALL
"OH HEY
[10:35:07 PM] Vatonnage: So I see Alpar has taken a liking towards the scaly side
[10:35:11 PM] Vatonnage: First Granberia, now Ruto
[10:35:13 PM] Alps: I'MMA HEAD OFF TO BED AFTER MAKING THIS COMMENT
[10:35:14 PM] Alps: AND POSTED
[10:35:16 PM] Alps: LATER GUYS."
[10:35:19 PM] Alps: AND IT SAID
[10:35:22 PM] Alps: "Alpar x Ruto is new canon."
[10:35:22 PM] Alps: THAT
[10:35:24 PM] Alps: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
[10:35:27 PM] Samine: LOL
[10:35:27 PM] Alps: AOIASFNIOASGNIONHIEFTONIAEIOJY0 EHY25J4UHJROPAEI0W4SRNHJIDT;FHNQ
[10:35:35 PM] Zyquux: Me: "You can see her elbows and everything!"
[10:35:38 PM] Alps: ALL THIS MAD
[10:35:39 PM] Samine: I SEE NUMBERS AGAIN
[10:35:40 PM] Alps: I CANNOT HOLD.
[10:35:44 PM] Vatonnage: He's so mad, his gibberish is actually gibberish for once
[10:36:21 PM] Samine: Oh arupar the situations you get yourself into
[10:36:24 PM] Alps: FFFFFFF
[10:36:28 PM] Alps: BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
[10:36:51 PM] Vatonnage: Alrutopar sounds nicer in hindsight
[10:37:02 PM] Alps: No it doesn't
[10:37:03 PM] Alps: ignore him.
[10:37:07 PM] Zyquux: Alrutoberia
[10:37:11 PM] Alps: OH HELL NO.
[10:37:12 PM] Vatonnage: OT3
[10:37:27 PM] Vatonnage: ALL THESE SCALES HE CANNOT CONTAIN
[10:37:41 PM] Vatonnage: He's probably playing Dark Souls
[10:37:52 PM] Vatonnage: Or studystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudystudy
[10:37:54 PM] Samine: Don't worry son I will support you no matter what your strange tastes may be
[10:38:00 PM] Alps: MOM
[10:38:00 PM] Vatonnage: Like a true mother
[10:38:02 PM] Alps: I'M NOT INTO THAT.
[10:38:06 PM] Alps: I'M NOT INTO SCALES OR RUTO OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
[10:38:10 PM] Alps: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[10:38:13 PM] Alps: jonsdfbionzscvizniozbfnniosnios
[10:38:14 PM] Samine: X3
[10:38:18 PM] Mentlegen: I came as soon as I heard you got a new waifu!
[10:38:19 PM] Vatonnage: WE ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE
[10:38:23 PM] Alps: AFIOOASOANOASNASOIFNAOIANOIANFIODNF2408VNSDOIASDNDA
[10:38:26 PM] Alps: MENTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
[10:38:27 PM] Samine: MENT X3
[10:38:30 PM] Alps: MOM
[10:38:33 PM] Alps: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ;_;
[10:38:36 PM] Alps: YOU WERE NEVER THIS MEAAAAAN.
[10:38:40 PM] Alps: I
[10:38:41 PM] Mentlegen: brb, making shitty Ruto shops on paint.net
[10:38:45 PM] Alps: I WENT ON A VANILLA DIET
[10:38:47 PM] Samine: Because your reactions are almost as adorable as your father's
[10:38:49 PM] Alps: AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SON.
[10:38:50 PM] Vatonnage: CRAI SUM MOAR
YOUR TEARS ARE MORE DELICIOUS THAN VANILLA
[10:38:57 PM] Alps: HELL NO THEY AIN'T
[10:38:59 PM] Alps: I'VE TASTED THEM
[10:39:02 PM] Alps: SALTY WATER IS GROSS.
[10:39:04 PM] Samine: which really makes sense as to why you guys are now related in a family tree
[10:39:10 PM] Alps: MOM
[10:39:11 PM] Alps: NOT THE TIME.
[10:39:14 PM] Alps: I'M NOT INTO SCALES
[10:39:16 PM] Alps: DO YOU GET IT.
[10:39:28 PM] Samine: I get it, but I still want to join in the teasing fun...;-;
[10:39:34 PM] Alps: COME ON
[10:39:34 PM] Samine: *sulks*
[10:39:38 PM] Vatonnage: Y'know it kinda bothered me that people who likes scales are still classified as furries
[10:39:38 PM] Alps: THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMEONE THAT GETS ITTTTT.
[10:39:47 PM] Alps: Too far, too far...
[10:39:48 PM] Alps: not a furry.
[10:39:51 PM] Samine: Scalies
[10:39:54 PM] Alps: Eugh
[10:39:56 PM] Alps: worse.
[10:39:56 PM] Zyquux: otherkin
[10:39:59 PM] Vatonnage: And what about feathers?
[10:40:05 PM] Alps: ...what ABOUT feathers?
[10:40:06 PM] Samine: featheries
[10:40:22 PM] Samine: what does a harpy count as? humanoid or..feathery?
[10:40:34 PM] Alps: Alps shrugs..
[10:40:41 PM] Vatonnage: Their lower half is bird-like, right?
[10:40:49 PM] Vatonnage: So I guess feathery?
[10:40:52 PM] Mentlegen: You get too mad over this
[10:40:54 PM] Samine: CFC, the greatest distraction from voice acting
[10:40:57 PM] Mentlegen: you reaction is out of scale
[10:40:59 PM] Alps: SHUT UP MENTLE.
[10:41:01 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[10:41:02 PM] Samine: usually the lower half is bird-like but they also have wing arms
[10:41:03 PM] Vatonnage: PFFT
[10:41:14 PM] Alps: OAINSDIO0NQ380RNWE08GJ8GJWENDFGNSFGSIGNSOBMSFBSFBJWETH2HNDFIWRXCBWT4NS
[10:41:19 PM] Alps: 84846U567JYMHT7J4T46NH84B64U4H84J TY8JRJT8KTK9T8JKTYJ
[10:41:20 PM] Vatonnage: 100 out of 10 on the umad scale
[10:41:36 PM] Vatonnage: I'll post this all on Skype thread later
[10:41:43 PM] Alps: HATE FOR EVERYONE.
[10:41:50 PM] Vatonnage: Except Ruto
[10:41:51 PM] Zyquux: He seems a little bit irate
[10:41:53 PM] Vatonnage: Apparently
[10:42:00 PM] Alps: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[10:42:14 PM] Zyquux: He's tsundere for Ruto
[10:42:23 PM] Vatonnage: Tsunderuto
[10:42:46 PM] Mentlegen: Asians usually enjoy sea food.
[10:43:03 PM] Zyquux: THE JOKE IS ORAL SEX
[10:43:36 PM] Mentlegen: >3D
[10:44:11 PM | Edited 10:44:16 PM] Mentlegen: Alpar wants to get off skype's wild ride.
[10:44:20 PM] Scept: And right onto Ruto.
[10:44:32 PM] Scept: ...Too far?
[10:44:38 PM] Vatonnage: Not far enough
[10:44:38 PM] Zyquux: Not far enough
[10:44:40 PM] Mentlegen: Too DEEP
[10:45:03 PM] Vatonnage: 10.0 magnitude on the Richter scale
[10:45:06 PM] Zyquux: GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
[10:45:14 PM] Zyquux: GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIIIIDE
[10:45:22 PM] Zyquux: -Alpar to Ruto tonight
[10:45:23 PM] Mentlegen: How big is your monitor, Alpar?
[10:45:45 PM] Vatonnage: Enough to fit two elbows on screen, I presume
[10:45:52 PM] Mentlegen: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/16/160658/2251782-ruto_grownup.png
You will never feel down.
[10:46:14 PM] Vatonnage: I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU AND ORION
[10:46:21 PM] Zyquux: Look on the bright side, Alpar, you're royalty now!
[10:46:52 PM] Mentlegen: I think Alpar raged to death.
[10:47:00 PM] Mentlegen: Alpar, talk to us
[10:47:01 PM] Scept: Nope, he's still there.
[10:47:11 PM] Vatonnage: Gamage: "There are fins on her elbows, alpar just cant contain his feelings."
[10:47:33 PM] Zyquux: Alpar's mouth is a little busy at the moment
[10:47:41 PM] Zyquux: ifyoucatchmydrift
[10:47:44 PM] Vatonnage: IT'S A BAD IDEA TO LAUGH AT 1:47 AM
[10:47:45 PM] Zyquux: geddit. drift
[10:47:46 PM] Gamage: I couldnt help myself
[10:48:02 PM] Vatonnage: Winning so hard
[10:49:00 PM] Gamage: where did alpar go, I want to drink his sweet sweet tears
[10:49:18 PM] Vatonnage: He went to the store to stock up on tears
[10:49:26 PM] Vatonnage: He'll be back momentarily
[10:49:29 PM] Zyquux: And tissues
[10:49:34 PM] Zyquux: and not just for his tears
[10:49:38 PM] Scept: Oh, look. There he is.
[10:49:47 PM] Samine: did you guys get a million times more mean while I looked away o-o
[10:49:56 PM] Scept: Maybe...
[10:49:59 PM] Alice Lorelei McEntire: Alice Lorelei McEntire hugs Alpar
[10:50:06 PM] Vatonnage: I wouldn't say a MILLION...
[10:50:08 PM] Alps: Alps hugs Alice while crying delicious tears
[10:50:13 PM] Samine: See, atleast Alice knows how to bromance
[10:50:22 PM] Scept: Scept sneaks up on Alpar and tapes a Kick Me sign on his back.
[10:50:38 PM] Alps: I MAD.
[10:50:38 PM] Vatonnage: [10:50 PM] Samine:

<<< See, atleast Alice knows how to bromanceI gave Alice a cup to collect the tears
[10:50:39 PM] Alps: I SO MAD.
[10:50:40 PM] Scept: Awwww...
[10:50:46 PM] Alps: FUFUFUADIFAUDFABDBTUIEBGUBISBI
[10:50:48 PM] Scept: OK, I went a bit too far there...
[10:50:52 PM] Alps: I was kidding.
[10:50:52 PM] Scept: I admit that.
[10:50:58 PM] Alps: You can get back in I don't legitimately hate you
[10:50:59 PM] Alps: maybe.
[10:51:22 PM] Vatonnage: I think he would prefer it if you elbowed him instead of kick, though
[10:51:58 PM] Vatonnage: G'night~
[10:52:03 PM] Mentlegen: Night
[10:52:04 PM] Scept: 'Night.
[10:52:05 PM] Vatonnage: Have sweet dreams~
[10:52:09 PM] Vatonnage: <3
[10:52:15 PM] Zyquux: [wet dream jokes go here]
[10:52:17 PM] Zyquux: Geddit
[10:52:19 PM] Scept: PFFFT.
[10:52:23 PM] Vatonnage: I'll die with no regrets

[8:17:45 PM] Dracobronin7: [7:33 PM] Bropar:

<<< Or it could just be saying you're not Alexander enough.DID SOMEONE SAY
[8:17:48 PM] Dracobronin7: ALEXANDER ENOUGH
[8:17:52 PM] Dracobronin7: Dracobronin7 rips off shirt
[8:18:05 PM] Dracobronin7: THESE CAPS HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS
[8:18:11 PM] Aboi: kiru pls go
[8:19:35 PM] Brofuku: >You now realise that Draco is secretly Kiru and has been arguing with himself all this time
[8:19:42 PM] Aboi: dun
[8:19:43 PM] Aboi: dun
[8:19:44 PM] Aboi: dunnnnnnn
[8:19:57 PM] Broflcopter419: oh god
[8:20:06 PM] Bropar: LOL

[12:39:57 AM] TheStalinator: fuck i have Gamage and Cloak's nicknames too simmilar.
[12:40:02 AM] Simply DA: Why do every time I see Malcom X I imagine Malcom from Malcom in the Middle in Megaman X
[12:40:03 AM] TheStalinator: one is Winston and one is Witness.
[12:40:14 AM] Gamage: churchhill?
[12:40:21 AM] TheStalinator: No. Winston Payne.
[12:40:27 AM] Gamage: lel
[12:40:30 AM] Cloak: Gamages loves winsto- HAHAHAHA
[12:40:39 AM] Cloak: Pretty sure you're Winston.
[12:40:45 AM] Gamage: I forgot I was winston in a mafia round
[12:40:47 AM] TheStalinator: Yeah Gamage is Winston.
[12:41:01 AM] Cloak: Winston Payne-
Winced in Pain
[12:41:04 AM] Cloak: FUCK
[12:41:11 AM] Cloak: YOU BASTARDS
[12:41:11 AM] TheStalinator: I JUST GOT IT.
[12:41:12 AM] TheStalinator: FUCK
[12:41:17 AM] TheStalinator: THOSE PUNNY SHITS

[12:25:03 AM] TheStalinator: I've determined something,
[12:25:12 AM] TheStalinator: Martin Luther King is an Anime charecter.
[12:25:26 AM] TheStalinator: He goes on long rants about justice while waving his arms about dramaticly.
[12:25:32 AM] TheStalinator: Mlk is Light Yagami.
[12:26:38 AM] Witness: He also died from a bullet wound.
[12:27:01 AM] TheStalinator: Exactly!
[12:27:30 AM] TheStalinator: I bet he was fond of potato chips!
[12:30:02 AM] Defense Attorney: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFlnHvcfYRc
[12:30:09 AM] Defense Attorney: also, oh you guys
[12:31:04 AM] TheStalinator: History would be alot different if MLK had a death note.
[12:31:51 AM] TheStalinator: He'd have been our god King(Geddit?) from the shadows for a few years
[12:31:58 AM] TheStalinator: then die because Malcom X fucked some shit up.
[12:32:06 AM] TheStalinator: ....Ghandi would be Ryuuk.
[12:32:27 AM] Winston: ghandi would be the last person I would give a death note to
[12:32:39 AM] Winston: that guy hated black pe- on second thought
[12:33:00 AM] TheStalinator: ...when did Gamage get in here?
[12:33:04 AM] Defense Attorney: [12:30 AM] PunPunOnodera:

<<< Martin Luther King reemplaza al MC de el ultimo anime que viste
que tan jodido esta ese anime?TRA: MLK replaces the MC of the last Anime you watched
how fucked is that anime
[12:33:29 AM] Defense Attorney: [12:30 AM] モイP:

<<< >Robotics;Notes

well they all have dreams
[12:33:38 AM] TheStalinator: MLK as Horo from Spice and Wolf.
[12:33:44 AM] TheStalinator: oh god all the Nude MLK scenes.
[12:33:49 AM] Winston: >one piece
[12:33:52 AM] Winston: welp
[12:34:18 AM] Winston: he's gunna be king of the niggers
[12:34:20 AM] Defense Attorney: [12:33 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< MLK as Horo from Spice and Wolf.
oh god all the Nude MLK scenes.WHY
[12:34:21 AM] Witness: DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAM, BELIEVE IN ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOUR DREAM!
[12:34:37 AM] TheStalinator: Now I can't imagine anything other than MLK trning into a giant wolf and fucking up the National gaurd.
[12:35:21 AM] Winston: actually, to be fair the last anime I watched was hunter x hunter, I had just already seen the episode twice before
[12:35:56 AM] Winston: ...that puts a whole new twist on why the MC is searching for the father that abandoned him
[12:36:44 AM] TheStalinator: >Gurren Laggan MLK.
> Lordgenome is JFK
[12:36:50 AM] TheStalinator: who would be The Anti-Spiral.
[12:37:04 AM] TheStalinator: >Malcom X is Rossiouhowever the fuck you spell it
[12:37:07 AM] Winston: romney?
[12:37:20 AM | Edited 12:37:27 AM] TheStalinator: Simon is Obama
[12:37:46 AM] Winston: or maybe the dude with the comb over
[12:37:56 AM] Winston: watshisname
[12:38:01 AM] TheStalinator: O' Riley?
[12:38:09 AM] Winston: no, but he's an asshole too
[12:38:12 AM] Winston: uuuh
[12:38:16 AM] Winston: the "you're fired" guy
[12:39:06 AM] Witness: [12:37 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< >Malcom X is Rossiouhowever the fuck you spell itSeems to be Rossiu.
[12:39:12 AM] Winston: donald trump!
[12:39:21 AM] Winston: his hair is about as anti-spiral as it gets

[6:56:03 PM] Vatonnage: Had another weird dream
[6:56:14 PM] Vatonnage: I notice that they usually have the sea as their setting
[6:56:21 PM] Alps: Oh boy oh boy
[6:56:22 PM] Alps: tell.
[6:57:49 PM] Vatonnage: Sailing across the seven majestic seas was a pirate ship
[6:58:02 PM] Vatonnage: These were apparently the most badass pirates ever
[6:58:11 PM] Vatonnage: Like, nothing could stop them
[6:58:37 PM] Vatonnage: I don't really remember why, but it's a dream so it doesn't have to make sense
[6:58:48 PM] Vatonnage: Anyway, they were out to conquer the North Pole, because fuck the penguins
[6:58:56 PM] Vatonnage: Or polar bears
[6:59:01 PM] Vatonnage: I forget which ones live up there
[6:59:12 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Polar bears
[6:59:36 PM] Vatonnage: Either way, there were pterodactyls instead
[6:59:49 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [6:59 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< but now, brb dinner awaits!
[7:00:06 PM] Vatonnage: So the pirates launched cannonballs at the pterodons
[7:00:13 PM] Vatonnage: With themselves strapped onto them
[7:00:58 PM] Vatonnage: And when they hit the pterodons, they would wrestle them until they came plummeting down towards the ice cold tundra wasteland that was the north pole
[7:01:04 PM] Vatonnage: Which also had spikes
[7:01:07 PM] Vatonnage: Because why the fuck not
[7:01:16 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I wish my dreams were this cool
[7:01:27 PM] Alps: Hey guys back-
[7:01:27 PM] Alps: ...
[7:01:33 PM] Vatonnage: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the names of the pirate crew
[7:01:34 PM] Alps: why aren't my dreams ever this awesome.
[7:01:42 PM] Vatonnage: The captain was St. Nick
[7:01:48 PM] Vatonnage: Yeah, Santa Claus was a pirate
[7:01:52 PM] Alps: ..............
[7:01:56 PM] Alps: WHY AREN'T MY DREAMS EVER THIS AWESOME.
[7:02:00 PM] Alice Lorelei McEntire: How come I never have cool dreams like that...
[7:02:05 PM] Vatonnage: His crew were his reindeer
[7:02:12 PM] Vatonnage: And that's why they were flying and shit
[7:02:26 PM] Alps: ....
[7:02:27 PM] Vatonnage: Except Rudolph, 'cause hes a faget
[7:02:30 PM] Alps: how do you even.
[7:02:32 PM] Vatonnage: I mean cabin boy
[7:02:54 PM | Edited 7:02:55 PM] Vatonnage: And that's how Santa Claus made the North Pole his toy factory, ladies and gentlemen
[7:03:07 PM] Alps: ...
[7:03:09 PM] Vatonnage: There are no elves
[7:03:17 PM] Alps: that is the awesomest tale ever.
[7:03:17 PM] Vatonnage: Only enslaved pterodactyls
[7:04:34 PM] Vatonnage: Also Mrs. Claus is actually just a snowman made to look like a woman
[7:04:48 PM] Vatonnage: Because St. Nick is a strong, independent pirate who don't need no waifu

[3:52:46 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: [Tuesday, November 27, 2012 9:06 PM] Dumblederp:

<<< But I've heard bad subs, too.Im-fucking-plying
[3:52:51 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: You can't hear subs
[3:52:53 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: You READ them
[3:53:01 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I eat them

>4 AM posts

[7:35:43 PM] Phoe: "how the grinch stole my virginity"
[7:36:05 PM] Zyquux: It was late one Christmas Eve
[7:36:15 PM] Zyquux: He promised cookies and milk
[7:36:29 PM] Zyquux: Little did he know, it wasn't cow milk
[7:36:33 PM] Adam Campbell: ohgod
[7:36:45 PM] Vatonnage: wat hapen
[7:36:51 PM] Adam Campbell: And he said "You wanna know what's in my sack?"
[7:37:31 PM] Zyquux: Phoe eagerly said yes
[7:37:37 PM] Zyquux: That's when it happened
[7:38:13 PM] Adam Campbell: And in some parts of Phoe's neighborhood, they say
[7:38:21 PM] Adam Campbell: The Grinch's erection grew three sizes that day