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[8:22:16 PM] Vatonnage: If mass murder was a major, I would minor in cullinary arts

>not minoring in pain

[9:08:57 PM] Caelun_Niveus: ok... NOW I'm dieing...
[9:09:05 PM] Emiya Alpar: Get to a doctor, dude.
[9:09:11 PM] Emiya Alpar: You've left that whatever is infecting you for days on end.
[9:09:16 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Roll one d1 to see if you die
[9:09:17 PM] Emiya Alpar: And no
[9:09:23 PM] Caelun_Niveus: dranage, sniffly nose
[9:09:23 PM] Emiya Alpar: just because I'm asian does not instantly make me a doctor
[9:09:26 PM] Emiya Alpar: I cannot help you.
[9:09:33 PM] Vatonnage: //1d1
[9:09:33 PM] Vatonnage: vatonnage rolled 1d 1; result:
1
[9:09:36 PM] Vatonnage: Damn, what were the odds
[9:09:44 PM] Leonidas Eliades: 100%. It's a freaking marble.
[9:09:53 PM] Vatonnage: =O

[8:04:29 PM] Harusame: [7:01 PM] Harusame:

<<< Okay so
I was at a housewarming party for an old high school friend of mine, and at one point she rubbed this "science goo" stuff on my face

And naturally, my initial reaction is to think "is this what it would be like to be kissed by a slime girl?"
I think I'm a bit too much of a xenophile for my own good

[1:56:10 AM] spplmj: Do you feel that? That feeley feel that feels... feeley
[1:56:50 AM] Skrist: Is it time already to feel Squidward's day? Spongebob, don't feel without me!
[1:58:37 AM] Alpar: Are you finished with those feelings?
[1:59:56 AM] spplmj: The Krusty Krab Feel is the Feel for you and me!
[2:00:35 AM] Skrist: I had feels once. But that was LONG ago.
[2:01:11 AM] Vatonnage: "No, Squidward, wait! You can't have all those feels at one time! Squidward!!"
"What's the matter? Am I going to blow up?"
"No, worse! It'll go straight to your thighs!"
"...My thighs...?"
"And then you blow up."
[2:01:31 AM] spplmj: Yea... I remember my first Feel
[2:01:36 AM] Alpar: But.. Squidward.. it's...
[2:01:37 AM] Alpar: good for your feels.
[2:01:42 AM] Vatonnage: Oh please
[2:01:44 AM] Vatonnage: I have no feels.
[2:01:48 AM] spplmj: mwahahaha
[2:01:50 AM] Count Alice Lorelei McEntire of Wonderland: lies
[2:01:51 AM] Vatonnage: o_o
[2:02:16 AM] Skrist: Magic Conch can squidward have this super yummy delicious feel?
"No."
[2:02:23 AM] spplmj: Today is the day I pass my Feels test
[2:02:39 AM] Vatonnage: WHAT I LEARNED IN FEELING SCHOOL IS...
WHAT I LEANRED IN FEELING SCHOOL IS...
[2:03:16 AM] spplmj: FEELITY... FEELITY... FEEL!
[2:03:27 AM] Skrist: It's pretty good, but you FORGOT THE FEELS!
[2:03:37 AM] Vatonnage: =O
[2:04:30 AM] Alpar: I DEFY YOU, FEELS MAN.
[2:04:39 AM] Alpar: Alpar rips feelsguy costume in half
[2:04:46 AM | Edited 2:04:56 AM] spplmj: You know what I would like for my birthday?
A booster feel?
A Booster feel! hot dog!
[2:05:18 AM] Vatonnage: Have you tried setting the feels to Wumbo?
[2:05:35 AM] spplmj: F is for friends who feel stuff together
[2:06:14 AM] Skrist: U is for you and me
N is for anywhere at anytime at all
Down here in the big feel sea
[2:07:36 AM] Vatonnage: FEELS ARE AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAAAAKEEEE IIIIITTT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:07:49 AM] Vatonnage: "Maybe we didn't... sing it right...."
[2:08:18 AM] spplmj: When in doubt feel out
[2:08:46 AM] Skrist: But... I thought you were in the feels suit?
"I am in the feels suit, I thought I was doing a pretty good job."
But if you Patrick then who is...?
A REAL FEELRILLA?!
[2:09:25 AM] spplmj: Hello sir can we interest you in some feels?
feels... did you say feels?
Yes sir with or without nuts.
Feels? FEELS.... FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLSSSSSSSS!
[2:09:38 AM] Alpar: It looks like someone's...
TRYING TO SELL ME SOME FEELS.
[2:09:50 AM] spplmj: I told you he was on to us
[2:10:12 AM] Vatonnage: This looks like a job for...
THE FEEL MONITOR
[2:10:13 AM] Skrist: It's feels soup. I made it "special".
[2:11:01 AM] spplmj: You know what I do when I need a feel felt?
I call someone with a FEEL to FEEL that FEEL!
[2:11:32 AM] Skrist: What are you getting at?
[2:11:42 AM] spplmj: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2:12:09 AM] Vatonnage: Remember Patrick, feel o' clock
[2:13:01 AM] Skrist: Now you must aquire a taste for... free form feel.
[2:14:38 AM] Vatonnage: "Is this the Krusty Feel?"
"No, this is Patrick."
[2:16:17 AM] Skrist: Double feel three times.
One. Two. Three.
Then PELVIC FEEL!
WOOHOO! WOOOHOO!
STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FEEL, DON'T FORGET IT!
[2:16:47 AM] Alpar: AND NOW IT'S TIME TO FEEL IT AROUND TOWN
[2:16:50 AM] Alpar: FEEL IT AROUND TOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
[2:16:52 AM] Alpar: THEN YOU FEEL THIS
[2:16:53 AM] Alpar: AND THIS
[2:16:58 AM] Alpar: ANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHIS
[2:17:00 AM] Alpar: AAAAAAAAAAAND
[2:17:03 AM] Alpar: *feelguyface*
[2:17:44 AM] Skrist: I mean really. Who wants a feel at 3am?
"Oh boy 3am!*
[2:17:46 AM] spplmj: I DEMAND TO GET ON THE NEXT FEEL TO BIKINI BOTTOM
[2:18:25 AM] spplmj: BALLOON phht HAS phht ENOUGH phht FEEL phht phht phht
[2:19:37 AM] spplmj: What did you get at Feel world Patrick?
I got a Feel for my Feel action figure.
[2:19:55 AM] Skrist: Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

That. Is.
GLORIOUS.

[12:34:24 AM] TheStalinator: I've got a lizard. His name is Stripey. He's spotted.
[12:34:35 AM] Bowser: WHY!!!!???
[12:34:46 AM] Nick NaleIt: because COMMUNISM
[12:34:51 AM] Scept: Scept 's head explodes
[12:35:00 AM] Freeman: I have a turtle named Sonic
[12:36:00 AM] Bowser: great more scept brain all over
[12:36:34 AM] TheStalinator: Sigh
[12:36:38 AM] TheStalinator: I'll get the Scept-Sponge.
[12:37:01 AM] Bowser: Want me to put the corpse in the scept-tank?
[12:37:03 AM] Nick NaleIt: bath time?
[12:37:08 AM] Defense Attorney: [12:34 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< I've got a lizard. His name is Stripey. He's spotted.THIS IS SMASHING
[12:37:34 AM] Defense Attorney: I have
1 dog
3 turtles
and about 7+ Budgies (THEY REPRODUCE LIKE CRAZY)
[12:37:34 AM] Axel X: Just another in-scept-dent
[12:37:50 AM] Nick NaleIt: [12:36 AM] Bowser:

<<< Want me to put the corpse in the scept-tank?scept-ic tank*
[12:38:10 AM] Freeman: These puns are unac-scept-able
[12:38:13 AM] TheStalinator: No, toss it in the garden. The inscepts need some food too.
[12:38:30 AM] Freeman: ex-scept for that one
[12:38:42 AM] Nick NaleIt: ex-scept f- fuku
[12:38:43 AM] Defense Attorney: Hey guys, I just bought a new candle in case the lights go out.
[12:38:50 AM] Defense Attorney: It's Unscepted
[12:39:06 AM] Axel X: DA this is unac-scept-able
[12:39:18 AM] *** Defense Attorney has changed the conversation topic to "Scept is the new Alpar. No exsceptions. http://nazr.in/2pZ ( Space reserved for Doos Sex Mafina http://nazr.in/2ly )" ***
[12:39:27 AM] Nick NaleIt: >reusing scept-isms
[12:39:32 AM] Bowser: Can we make some ex-scept-tions to these jokes?
[12:39:47 AM] Defense Attorney: Only if they turn out to be exsceptional
[12:39:55 AM] TheStalinator: Tommorow, for movie night, we all gotta watch Insception
[12:40:14 AM] Axel X: 4deep8me
[12:40:25 AM] Bowser: I can ac-scept that
[12:40:50 AM] Freeman: [12:40 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< InsceptionDirected by Michael Bay, as you can see from Scept exploding all the damn time
[12:41:11 AM] Defense Attorney: Metal Gear Sceptil
[12:41:26 AM] Defense Attorney: Scepter Robot Wars
[12:41:49 AM] Defense Attorney: Hyperdimension Sceptunia
[12:41:51 AM] TheStalinator: [12:41 AM] Defense Attorney:

<<< Metal Gear SceptilNO, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR, CROSSING THE PUN STREAMS, NOOOOOOOOO-
[12:41:52 AM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator explodes
[12:42:02 AM] Nick NaleIt: inb4stalinpuns
[12:42:13 AM] Axel X: Now you're just stalin nale
[12:42:21 AM] Defense Attorney: The Legend of Scepta: Majora's Blade
[12:42:33 AM] Nick NaleIt: fuken...
[12:42:37 AM] TheStalinator: You really hit the nale on the head with that pun.
[12:42:47 AM] Freeman: Stalin wouldn't Reich those puns anyway
[12:43:02 AM] Axel X: Vat are you talking about?
[12:43:24 AM] Scept: We sure do Axel at making puns, don't we?
[12:43:34 AM] Bowser: Scept you.
[12:43:35 AM] Defense Attorney: DAMMIT SCEPT, YOU RUINED MY PUNTENTIAL
[12:43:42 AM] Scept: Problem, DA?
[12:43:45 AM] Defense Attorney: I WAS GOING TO SAY JUST THAT
[12:43:47 AM] Defense Attorney: SCREW YOU
[12:43:51 AM] Defense Attorney: JUST GO AHEAD AND DAI
[12:43:52 AM] Bowser: trololololol
[12:43:54 AM] Scept: Trollolololol
[12:44:12 AM] Bowser: i just juked dat
[12:44:18 AM] Defense Attorney: Anyways
[12:44:21 AM] Defense Attorney: I Ment to say
[12:44:33 AM] TheStalinator: Don't yoshi we're going too far with these puns?!
[12:44:37 AM] Bowser: DAt your crazy for stalin?
[12:44:49 AM] Defense Attorney: That all of these name puns are getting Massive
[12:44:58 AM] Nick NaleIt: [12:44 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< Don't yoshi we're going too far with these puns?!ehhh... bit too far of a stretch.
[12:45:03 AM | Edited 12:45:11 AM] Defense Attorney: Nyu should really just stop
[12:45:09 AM] Axel X: Somehow all these puns are becoming a strong Link
[12:45:26 AM] Bowser: Alpar can ya go?
[12:45:28 AM] TheStalinator: Darkanglesslav...something...shutup DA your name is hard.
[12:45:33 AM] Nick NaleIt: you guys are making me rofl
[12:45:36 AM] Freeman: I Zink we're getting a little carried away here
[12:45:55 AM] Defense Attorney: Stop it already! You're making me all go Zyqu
[12:45:57 AM] Bowser: Oh Aboi this is fun!
[12:46:01 AM] Freeman: Actually, it's pretty much DA usual with DA Skype chat
[12:46:12 AM] Scept: We just need to Orion out those stretch marks.
[12:46:21 AM] Axel X: Maybe put a Cloak over it
[12:46:22 AM] Freeman: (Challenge mode: using spplmj)
[12:46:30 AM] Bowser: Just cloak it in shame.
[12:46:46 AM] Defense Attorney: This is just total Pandamonium
[12:46:58 AM] Freeman: Reclaim some order then
[12:47:05 AM] Bowser: Hey axel...*spplmj!*
[12:47:15 AM] Defense Attorney: I seriously can't bear all these puns
[12:47:16 AM] Nick NaleIt: Vat is going on in here?
[12:47:23 AM] Bowser: Tael you what,i'll stop when you all stop.
[12:47:28 AM] TheStalinator: We're all in a haru to think up puns.
[12:47:44 AM] Defense Attorney: I don't Zink we will stop soon enough
[12:47:44 AM] Freeman: Only because we want to make some Nyu ones
[12:48:09 AM | Edited 12:48:17 AM] Defense Attorney: massive leotdown
[12:48:13 AM] Bowser: Not_anonder pun~
[12:48:35 AM] Scept: This'll just Dracon and on and on...
[12:48:41 AM] Freeman: We're all gonna Dai from pun overdose
[12:48:43 AM] Defense Attorney: just stopplmj
[12:49:22 AM] Bowser: this is causeing major gamage.
[12:50:13 AM] Axel X: Stopped just in the Nick of time
[12:50:18 AM] Nick NaleIt: what
[12:50:48 AM] Cheif: [12:48 AM] Defense Attorney:

<<< just stopplmj>vowel
0/10
[12:51:06 AM] Bowser: The puns have been broken,we are free as the pheonix flys!
[12:51:31 AM] Defense Attorney: McAlbert Park is shameful in the dark
All the Asians are screaming loud!
Someone left a blank unfilled in the test~
[12:51:40 AM] Freeman: [12:50 AM] Cheif:

<<< >vowel
0/10Like you're one to Tac-o
[12:51:40 AM] Defense Attorney: SOMEONE HELP ME MAKE MCARTHUR PARK: APLAR VERSION
[12:51:54 AM] TheStalinator: Mcalpar park?
[12:52:08 AM] Defense Attorney: [12:51 AM] TheStalinator:

<<< Mcalpar park?[12:51 AM] Defense Attorney:

<<< McAlbert Park
[12:52:17 AM] Bowser: PUNS DAMN YOU
[12:52:48 AM] Nick NaleIt: I am gonna Kiru to death.
[12:53:02 AM] Defense Attorney: You're gonna Kiru me 'till I Dai?
[12:53:04 AM] Bowser: also you should so document this insanity in your lil book and heathenistic tribute to nale getting naled by a nail
[12:53:09 AM | Edited 12:53:11 AM] Nick NaleIt: DAh
[12:53:40 AM] Bowser: MEM
[12:53:52 AM] Scept: [12:52 AM] Defense Attorney:

<<< You're gonna Kiru me 'till I Dai?>Implying people Dai when they are Kiru'd.
[12:54:01 AM] Defense Attorney: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
[12:54:04 AM] Defense Attorney: OKAY
[12:54:31 AM] Defense Attorney: THESE PUNS ARE BECOMING UN-BEAR-ABLE
THEY'RE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH, YOU KNOW!?
[12:54:36 AM] Defense Attorney: SO
[12:54:47 AM] Defense Attorney: EVERYONE'S MUTED UNTIL YOU STOP TRYING TO BE PUNNY
[12:54:56 AM] Defense Attorney: MOODKILLER DA
[12:54:59 AM] Defense Attorney: USO DA
[12:56:23 AM] Defense Attorney: Here's a kitty-cat dance party!
[12:56:52 AM] Defense Attorney: okay you may talk now

No excerpts because it was mostly during the voice call, but we shall never forget what happened yesterday.

I....I don't even. Is this what I've been missing out on?

[9:19:21 AM] Not_anon: http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/d03ee249982dc37b366fb7435db3f0d7.png
[9:23:10 AM] alice.the.dollmaker: lolwat
[9:23:29 AM] grashbar: I GET IT
[9:26:35 AM] Not_anon: good job grash
[9:27:07 AM] Aboi: http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1357397563183.png
Saved
[9:31:31 AM] Normal Average Deity Kiru: [9:19 AM] Not_anon:

<<< http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/d03ee249982dc37b366fb7435db3f0d7.png fuck this home run derby cockshit
[9:34:04 AM | Edited 9:34:38 AM] Not_anon: kiru mad he can't beat robin
[9:34:32 AM] Normal Average Deity Kiru: I couldn't get past that terrible Owl fucker
[9:34:36 AM] Normal Average Deity Kiru: with his ass feathers
[9:34:43 AM] Normal Average Deity Kiru: and his megacurve milk

Zyquux wrote:I....I don't even. Is this what I've been missing out on?

Wherever the hell you are at the moment, you've been missing on quite a lot.

-PART ONE OF SHENANIGANS-

[1/5/2013 10:26:37 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Guys...
[1/5/2013 10:26:39 PM] Alps: ?
[1/5/2013 10:26:44 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: we should make an indie game
[1/5/2013 10:26:52 PM] Alps: Didn't you present this idea already
[1/5/2013 10:27:00 PM] Alps: secondly wouldn't it be a group game not an indie game if it was numerous people?
[1/5/2013 10:27:03 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: did I?
[1/5/2013 10:27:06 PM] Alps: Yes...
[1/5/2013 10:27:09 PM] Alps: at least thrice.
Alps
[1/5/2013 10:27:19 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: well, depends how many people in a group
[1/5/2013 10:27:24 PM] Vatonnage: Wouldn't we need money for that?
[1/5/2013 10:27:37 PM] Alps: I don't know why you're so fixed on ideas that'd get us fame
[1/5/2013 10:27:40 PM] Alps: doing this for money? Hell no.
[1/5/2013 10:27:45 PM] Gamage: y muny
[1/5/2013 10:27:47 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Independent video games (commonly referred to as indie games) are video games created by individuals or small teams generally without video game publisher financial support. Indie games often focus on innovation and rely on digital distribution. Indie gaming has seen a rise in the latter half of the 2000s, primarily due to new online distribution methods and development tools.
[1/5/2013 10:28:06 PM] Vatonnage: You're just following trends then
[1/5/2013 10:28:13 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Actually, I just wanna see if we are capable as a group to make one. It would be fun to make something awesome
[1/5/2013 10:28:51 PM] Vatonnage: You're gonna have to wait until everyone gets a degree in compsci then
[1/5/2013 10:28:53 PM] Alps: Or something terrible
[1/5/2013 10:28:57 PM] Alps: none of us can even make music.
[1/5/2013 10:29:10 PM] Alps: Sprites are easy if they're Pocky and Rocky styled.
[1/5/2013 10:29:24 PM] Gamage: indie developers are generally more...talented than a bunch of lazy kinds on the interwenbts
[1/5/2013 10:29:24 PM] Alps: I'm pretty sure Orion would be able to pull off at least a dozen of those in like an hour.
[1/5/2013 10:29:39 PM] Gamage: they have things like concept artists and such
[1/5/2013 10:29:45 PM] Alps: Also
[1/5/2013 10:29:46 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Alpar can draw
[1/5/2013 10:29:48 PM] Alps: inb4 I'm an artist
[1/5/2013 10:29:48 PM] Alps: no
[1/5/2013 10:29:51 PM] Alps: no no
[1/5/2013 10:29:52 PM] Alps: no
[1/5/2013 10:29:53 PM] Alps: and finally
[1/5/2013 10:29:54 PM] Alps: no.
[1/5/2013 10:29:57 PM] Gamage: alpar cant concept art
[1/5/2013 10:30:04 PM] Alps: THAT especially.
[1/5/2013 10:30:06 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Doesn't hurt to try right?
[1/5/2013 10:30:12 PM] Gamage: it cana ctually
[1/5/2013 10:30:13 PM] Alps: It does hurt to look back.
[1/5/2013 10:30:25 PM] Gamage: have you ever tried twisting your owns nipples off
[1/5/2013 10:30:29 PM] Gamage: it hurts to try
[1/5/2013 10:30:35 PM] Alps: I also thought I established that I wasn't gonna do anything publically artistic until I know I get better.
[1/5/2013 10:30:37 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Why did you try in the first place?
[1/5/2013 10:30:45 PM] Alps: I still have a gajillion trillion things in process of learning.
[1/5/2013 10:30:56 PM] Vatonnage: Beause he wanted to know if it would be awesome to twist his nipples off
[1/5/2013 10:30:59 PM] Vatonnage: It wasn't
[1/5/2013 10:31:09 PM] Vatonnage: Neither is making an indie game with mediocre skills
[1/5/2013 10:31:09 PM] Gamage: and plus concept artists arent artists general
[1/5/2013 10:31:46 PM] Alps: Oh by the way
[1/5/2013 10:31:48 PM] Alps: not to mention...
[1/5/2013 10:31:51 PM] Gamage: they are suited to drawing whatever the art style of the game is, and can draw a semi detailed line sketch in about 5-10 minutes while people throw ideas at them
[1/5/2013 10:31:57 PM] Alps: there is such a thing as talent, which some indie devs obviously have
[1/5/2013 10:32:08 PM] Alps: then of course there's just sheer hard work. Which I'd put up with. But I can only be competent in so many fields
[1/5/2013 10:32:13 PM] Alps: I'm still trying to be competent in just ONE.
[1/5/2013 10:32:17 PM] Alps: Making a game?
[1/5/2013 10:32:24 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Hey Trunks made a game. If he can, then so can us!
[1/5/2013 10:32:27 PM] Alps: That'd take at least a decade of sheer hard work if we wanted to make it good.
[1/5/2013 10:32:43 PM] Vatonnage: Did Trunks make a GOOD game?
[1/5/2013 10:32:47 PM] Gamage: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:32 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< Hey Trunks made a game. If he can, then so can us!you cant even make a sentance, let alone a game
[1/5/2013 10:32:48 PM] Alps: Of course you could weasel your way out
[1/5/2013 10:32:55 PM] Alps: I hear visual novels are good to make. Only actually big problem?
[1/5/2013 10:32:57 PM] Alps: Get a good writer.

PART TWO.

[1/5/2013 10:33:07 PM] Alps: ...
[1/5/2013 10:33:08 PM] Alps: WHY
[1/5/2013 10:33:09 PM] Alps: NO
[1/5/2013 10:33:11 PM] Vatonnage: OLEVNs are getting common now
[1/5/2013 10:33:11 PM] Alps: CAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
[1/5/2013 10:33:20 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:33 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< OLEVNs olevns?
[1/5/2013 10:33:33 PM] Gamage: dont visual novels require...visuals?
[1/5/2013 10:33:43 PM] Alps: Hence why I said actually big problem.
[1/5/2013 10:33:45 PM] Gamage: very nice ones at that
[1/5/2013 10:33:51 PM] Alps: You can commission anyone to do the art.
[1/5/2013 10:33:55 PM] Alps: Believe it or not
[1/5/2013 10:34:08 PM] Alps: you can actually find a handful of good artists even on places like DA. Just gotta search.
[1/5/2013 10:34:14 PM] Alps: Anyway
[1/5/2013 10:34:17 PM] Alps: as for my Caelmind moment
[1/5/2013 10:34:23 PM] Alps: I just thought of something terrible.
[1/5/2013 10:34:46 PM] Alps: A Halolz dating sim visual novel (notforprofit) intentionally written bad and "out of character" while retaining some aspects of original character.
[1/5/2013 10:34:50 PM] Alps: SHAWN TRUE ROUTE
[1/5/2013 10:34:51 PM] Alps: LET'S GO.
[1/5/2013 10:35:01 PM] Gamage: do want
[1/5/2013 10:35:03 PM] Alps: (You never get it because he's working on it)
[1/5/2013 10:35:07 PM] Vatonnage: So basically any of Rory or Kiru's fanfiction
[1/5/2013 10:35:14 PM] Gamage: leo for maximum tsundere?
[1/5/2013 10:35:14 PM] Alps: THEY'RE OUR WRITERS.
[1/5/2013 10:35:21 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:35 PM] Gamage:

<<< leo for maximum tsundere?Leo for maximum... hm...
[1/5/2013 10:35:25 PM] Alps: he's the only girl
[1/5/2013 10:35:26 PM] Alps: but you don't get him.
[1/5/2013 10:35:34 PM] Vatonnage: Leo is the soul patch end
[1/5/2013 10:35:35 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: how about a game of us, and we're trying to get our forums back
[1/5/2013 10:35:41 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: and it takes place in the internet
[1/5/2013 10:35:44 PM] Alps: No.
[1/5/2013 10:35:48 PM] Gamage: how about a game of us and we're trying to make a game
[1/5/2013 10:35:51 PM] Alps: BRILLIANT.
[1/5/2013 10:35:57 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: PROMOTED TO DIRECTOR
[1/5/2013 10:36:14 PM] Alps: ...
[1/5/2013 10:36:16 PM] Alps: .................
[1/5/2013 10:36:20 PM] Alps: Alps slams head against desk
[1/5/2013 10:36:23 PM] Alps: I blame Cael for everything.
[1/5/2013 10:36:25 PM] Gamage: ?
[1/5/2013 10:36:29 PM] Alps: That idea I had back up there
[1/5/2013 10:36:29 PM] Vatonnage: Sure
[1/5/2013 10:36:29 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: huh?
[1/5/2013 10:36:33 PM] Alps: Badonk for loli
[1/5/2013 10:36:37 PM] Alps: with his Wrex voice.
[1/5/2013 10:36:47 PM] Vatonnage: That sounds vaguely familiar
[1/5/2013 10:36:48 PM] Gamage: oh, I thought it was going to be something like rory in a thong
[1/5/2013 10:36:51 PM] Alps: Based off the time I made him say "onii chan daisuki"
[1/5/2013 10:37:04 PM] Vatonnage: It could be worse
[1/5/2013 10:37:12 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:36 PM] Gamage:

<<< oh, I thought it was going to be something like rory in a thongMuscle end?
[1/5/2013 10:37:19 PM] Vatonnage: Alpar's the protagonist
[1/5/2013 10:37:20 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: pffffft
[1/5/2013 10:37:23 PM] Vatonnage: Because he's naive enough
[1/5/2013 10:37:26 PM] Alps: Can't I be the best friend or something.
[1/5/2013 10:37:29 PM] Vatonnage: No
[1/5/2013 10:37:32 PM] Alps: dicks
[1/5/2013 10:37:38 PM] Vatonnage: You're going for Badonk's elbows
[1/5/2013 10:37:42 PM] Gamage: wait no
[1/5/2013 10:37:43 PM] Alps: Hell no.
[1/5/2013 10:37:50 PM] Gamage: shouldnt rofl be the protagonist?
[1/5/2013 10:37:54 PM] Alps: Why Raffel?
[1/5/2013 10:38:13 PM] Gamage: he just has the typical datign visual novel protagonist personality
[1/5/2013 10:38:16 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:37 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< Because he's naive enoughnaive end. innuendos EVERYWHERE but Alpar is confused
[1/5/2013 10:38:25 PM] Gamage: doesnt really care about anything, constantly monotone
[1/5/2013 10:38:28 PM] Vatonnage: But Alpar's the very incarnation of Emiya Shirou
[1/5/2013 10:38:33 PM] Gamage: doesnt open up
[1/5/2013 10:38:47 PM] Alps: I thought I was Rin Shirou.
[1/5/2013 10:38:48 PM] Gamage: I see so much of riki in rofl
[1/5/2013 10:38:53 PM] Alps: Nah
[1/5/2013 10:38:56 PM] Alps: Riki is too...
[1/5/2013 10:38:58 PM] Alps: shota to be raffel.
[1/5/2013 10:39:04 PM] Vatonnage: >Not loli
[1/5/2013 10:39:12 PM] Vatonnage: What, you think Riki's a male?
[1/5/2013 10:39:25 PM] Alps: ZINK FOR KURUGAYA ONEE CHAN ROLE
[1/5/2013 10:39:27 PM] Alps: LES DO DIS
[1/5/2013 10:39:36 PM] Vatonnage: wait wut y
[1/5/2013 10:39:42 PM] Alps: Because he's a boss
[1/5/2013 10:39:43 PM] Alps: duh.
[1/5/2013 10:39:55 PM] Gamage: is dai going to be the brash in your face one?
[1/5/2013 10:40:00 PM] Alps: I dunno
[1/5/2013 10:40:07 PM] Alps: also forget what I said earlier for who gets muscle end
[1/5/2013 10:40:10 PM] Alps: Aboi is muscle end.
[1/5/2013 10:40:13 PM] Vatonnage: Haru*
[1/5/2013 10:40:28 PM] Alps: No Haru would be something else.
[1/5/2013 10:40:29 PM] Vatonnage: Unless you wanna make Haru Kengo
[1/5/2013 10:40:35 PM] Alps: TOO CALM FOR KENGO.
[1/5/2013 10:40:38 PM] Vatonnage: Bizzarro Kengo
[1/5/2013 10:42:04 PM] Gamage: is it just me or is aboi basically masato
[1/5/2013 10:42:11 PM] Alps: WHATINTHEHTERO for Nishizono.
[1/5/2013 10:42:17 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:42 PM] Gamage:

<<< is it just me or is aboi basically masatoCombine him with Haru
[1/5/2013 10:42:19 PM] Alps: you get Masato.
[1/5/2013 10:42:34 PM] Gamage: no masato is too kind hearted for haru
[1/5/2013 10:42:41 PM] Alps: Haru's got a heart
[1/5/2013 10:42:44 PM] Alps: he's just too ragey to show it at times.
[1/5/2013 10:43:11 PM] Vatonnage: Can we stop this you are soiling the waifus
[1/5/2013 10:43:18 PM] Gamage: masato is too...linear in his anger though
[1/5/2013 10:43:21 PM] Gamage: he only targes kengo
[1/5/2013 10:43:26 PM] Alps: That is true...
[1/5/2013 10:43:31 PM] Gamage: haru is like a sun, he burns all around him
[1/5/2013 10:44:08 PM] Alps: The more I think about this the more awkward it becomes.

PART THREE

[1/5/2013 10:48:04 PM | Edited 10:48:09 PM] Gamage: wait, back on the subject of visual novel, shouldnt leo be a trap
[1/5/2013 10:48:15 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:48 PM] Gamage:

<<< wait, back on the subject of visual novel, shouldnt leo be a trapHe's not shota enough to be one
[1/5/2013 10:48:19 PM] Alps: he has a friggin soul patch.
[1/5/2013 10:48:22 PM] Alps: LAALALALLALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
[1/5/2013 10:48:24 PM] Alps: HE DIDN'T CUT IT OFF.
[1/5/2013 10:48:29 PM] Vatonnage: The antagonist is Mentle
[1/5/2013 10:48:35 PM] Vatonnage: Tries to NTR the heroine you're going for
[1/5/2013 10:48:36 PM] Alps: OF COURSE.
[1/5/2013 10:48:39 PM] Alps: wait
[1/5/2013 10:48:40 PM] Alps: heroine?
[1/5/2013 10:48:45 PM] Alps: Since when was I a girl.
[1/5/2013 10:48:52 PM] Vatonnage: NOW
[1/5/2013 10:48:59 PM] Alps: :(
[1/5/2013 10:49:19 PM] Gamage: is alpar going to be the klumbsy gurl
[1/5/2013 10:49:31 PM] Alps: Komari?
[1/5/2013 10:49:33 PM] Alps: Hell naw.
[1/5/2013 10:49:33 PM] Vatonnage: He's the donkan tsundere
[1/5/2013 10:49:37 PM] Alps: Donkan?
[1/5/2013 10:49:45 PM] Gamage: "waaaaah, protagonist-san I broke my phone"
[1/5/2013 10:50:02 PM] Gamage: "I tried washing it and it made it worse, uuuuwuuuu~"
[1/5/2013 10:50:03 PM] Vatonnage: http://vndb.org/i75
[1/5/2013 10:50:09 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:50 PM] Gamage:

<<< "I tried washing it and it made it worse, uuuuwuuuu~"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
[1/5/2013 10:50:34 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:50 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< http://vndb.org/i75THAAAAAAAAT EXPLAAAAAAINS EVERYTHIIIIIING.
[1/5/2013 10:50:39 PM] Alps: ...which is ironic really.
[1/5/2013 10:50:50 PM] Alps: Cause you'd expect donkan and tsundere to not mix for obvious reasons.
[1/5/2013 10:52:23 PM] Vatonnage: Wouldn't mix with classic tsundere
[1/5/2013 10:52:27 PM] Vatonnage: Would still work with modern
[1/5/2013 10:52:31 PM] Alps: Differences being...
[1/5/2013 10:53:25 PM] Mentlegen: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:48 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< Tries to NTR the heroine you're going for...and Alpar is the heroine?
[1/5/2013 10:53:34 PM] Alps: Hero, heroine
[1/5/2013 10:53:36 PM] Alps: I don't even know anymore.
[1/5/2013 10:53:39 PM] Vatonnage: Classic would be going from tsuntsun to deredere, and it's permanent
Modern would be constantly changing from tsun to dere
[1/5/2013 10:53:43 PM] Mentlegen: So
[1/5/2013 10:53:46 PM] Gamage: alpar can be liek riki
[1/5/2013 10:53:51 PM] Alps: I'm not THAT timid.
[1/5/2013 10:53:51 PM | Edited 10:53:57 PM] Gamage: his gender is a toss up
[1/5/2013 10:53:52 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: cloak route slowest route
[1/5/2013 10:53:57 PM] Mentlegen: I actually have to turn female!Alpar or whatever into my waifu?
[1/5/2013 10:54:07 PM] Gamage: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:53 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< cloak route slowest routepffft
[1/5/2013 10:54:10 PM] Vatonnage: No you don't have to
[1/5/2013 10:54:18 PM | Edited 10:54:20 PM] Mentlegen: Because that would be a challenge much bigger than defeating the antagonist
[1/5/2013 10:54:19 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:53 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< cloak route slowest routeI dunno if he liked me
But he seemed like he did
but he might not have
I don't know but he might have liked someone else
but I liked him
(HOW TO DRAG DIALOGUE 101)
[1/5/2013 10:54:20 PM] Vatonnage: You just like stealing them because you're ebil
[1/5/2013 10:54:41 PM] Alps: [Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:54 PM] Mentlegen:

<<< Because that would be a challenge much bigger than defeating the antagonistand don't you forget it.
[1/5/2013 10:54:49 PM | Edited 10:54:59 PM] Mentlegen: I'd probably have to explain the differences between man and woman for weeks to hold her hand.
[1/5/2013 10:55:00 PM] Alps: Literally lol'ing
[1/5/2013 10:55:46 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Rofl route is SRW
[1/5/2013 10:55:51 PM] Alps: SRW?
[1/5/2013 10:55:57 PM] The Mysterious Speedwagon: .
[1/5/2013 10:56:01 PM] Alps: Speaking of...
[1/5/2013 10:56:05 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Super Robot Wars
[1/5/2013 10:56:09 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: the game turns into that
[1/5/2013 10:56:11 PM] Alps: The hell kind of- oh.
[1/5/2013 10:56:15 PM] Alps: I'm okay with that.
[1/5/2013 10:56:15 PM] The Mysterious Speedwagon: Speak of the robot and he shall appear, apparently
[1/5/2013 11:01:50 PM | Edited 11:01:57 PM] Gamage: would stalin just be stalin
[1/5/2013 11:02:00 PM] Alps: Stalin would be our...
[1/5/2013 11:02:02 PM] Alps: principal?
[1/5/2013 11:02:04 PM] Alps: Idk.
[1/5/2013 11:02:16 PM] The Mysterious Speedwagon: >filthy commie education
0/10 would not america
[1/5/2013 11:02:53 PM] Aboi: What exactly is this again
[1/5/2013 11:02:55 PM] Gamage: if anythign would be 0/10 it would be dracos route
[1/5/2013 11:03:13 PM] Alps: Skyrimcraft
[1/5/2013 11:03:15 PM] Alps: FOREVER AND EVER
[1/5/2013 11:03:15 PM] Gamage: he would probably jsut tell you something about himself one day, then tell you something completely different the next

Alpar wrote:Wherever the hell you are at the moment, you've been missing on quite a lot.

I've just been at home for Winter Break but not on Skype because our internet is unstable enough without Skype running the whole time. Back at college though so you guys get some more of me.

>Halolz visual novel
Wonder what role I'd be...

Scept wrote:Wonder what role I'd be...

Exploding comic relief running gag character

That sounds like spplmj

Last I checked, spp doesn't explode.

THE NIGHT SOMEONE PIRATED DONTE MAY CRY FOUR DAYS EARLY AND WE WERE CHATTING IN THE SOKU CHAT CALL ABOUT IT.

I highlighted all the good moments. We started the call after the Bill O' Riely battle because it was so good it warranted us need to discuss it in voice.

PART UNO.

Orion: "I can already see where this is going and it's going to be the dumbest thing in the wor- OH NEVERMIND IT'S MUCH WORSE."
(Entirety of that quote can apply to DmC.
And our reactions to the ending and the context that applies with it.)

Spp: "I'm gonna tell you right now what's gonna happen."
Me: "What is?"
Spp: "He's gonna get to her. And she's gonna give birth to it right before he kills her during the bossfight."

Orion: "Well to be fair, when your writer thinks his character is Jesus, that's like, strike eighty right there."

-COMMERCIAL BREAK-

[11:41:34 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Oh, I thought of a really good rip I could've made on DmC yesterday
[11:41:48 AM] Alps: Oh, rly.
[11:42:28 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: "This game is more padded than the walls of a Sanitarium."

-BACK TO THE PROGRAM-

Rofl: "We're watching, like, London's got talent now or something."

Orion: "I really wish I wasn't eating otherwise I'd flip my table right now."
Rofl: "If.. if this Devil's Got Talent then... why is this Mortal Kombat now."
Jake: "CUZFUCKYOU"

Rofl: "Is this 1975, what's with the disco ball?"
Rofl: "What are these backgrounds even supposed to be?"
Me: "WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"

Rofl: "Why are the sound waves out of sync but the rest of the sound effects aren't?"
Orion: "ATTENTION TO DETAIL WHAT'S THAT."

Me: "And... "spreading sexual diseases of the unholy kind"... UNHOLY AS OPPOSED TO WHAT NOW?"
Jake: "The holy kind- uhh, the holy sexual disease. Babies!"
Orion: "The H in HIV stands for Holy"
[lulz]
Jake: "...Holy Infectious Virus"

Rofl: "Oh look, instead of different enemies, rats again!"
(Entirety of DmC basically due to lack of varying enemies anywhere)

Jake: "Those bloody rings remind me of Colette from Tales of Symphonia... only except Colette was a far more interesting character than this."

Rofl: "Donte why don't you smash the stop button and stop playing this game."
Orion: "No Rofl, the only other button that exists is a rewind because then we can make a R-R-R-REEEMIX of this music."

Rofl: "THEY HAVEN'T FOUGHT A NEW ENEMY IN OVER AN HOUR."

PART DOS

Rofl: "Is he seriously getting beat up by this enemy?"
Me: "Yeah but you know by the end of it he's gonna get an S rank anyway."

(It happened)

[11:59:14 AM] Alps: Jake: "These enemies are at least better than Voregeel"
Me: "Uhh, whut."
Jake: "Vorgeel, vorgel, however you say that derivative."
[11:59:16 AM] Alps: Awkward joke, hoooo

[11:59:53 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I'm seriously mad at how little enemy variety there is

Orion: "OH HEY YOU'RE AT THE STATUE YOU MUST BE AT THE END, NOPE, MAKE A TURN."
(Entirety of the game)

>boss appears
Rofl: "OH LOOK MORE RATS."

Orion: "HOW IS BABBY FORMED."
-Abortion bossfight

Orion: "So far the only accurate part about this name is the ghost part, I'm not seeing any rage."
Rofl: "Well there's our rage at this game..."
Orion: "So why isn't the rage name popping up every 5 seconds."

Me: "Okay, what'd I miss, anything good? New enemy popups, or what?"
Rofl: "This thing has been stunlocked for three whole minutes."

Rofl: "THAT AMAZING ONE LINER."
Me: ""Your turn, Barbie"?! Pffafhfhahahahahh."
Spp: "10/10 game of the year right there."

Me: "OH. OH. OH. HE STILL GOT S RANK AFTER DYING. I CALLED IT."

Rofl: "Seriously who thought "you're dumped" was a good one liner?"
Me: "I know! Jokes don't work like that, especially in this kind of setting!"
Jake: "Jokes don't work."

Rofl: "That... that is not a baby, that-"
Spp: "I CALLED IT."

Orion: "He attacks with wub. HE ATTACKS. WITH WUB."
Rofl: "Is he actually-?!"
Orion: "OH MY GOD. WHAT."
Me: "WHAT EVEN."
Rofl: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS."
Me: "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING, WERE THEY THINKING?!"
Orion: "NO THEY WEREN'T. THE-THEY WEREN'T. THAT'S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE."
Rofl: "DID HE USE- IS THAT A DISCO BALL."
Vat: "I can't believe I considered watching that stream for more than 5 seconds."
Orion: "WUB A BYE BABY, ON THE TREE TOP. WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, THE BAAASS WILL DROP."

Me: "Remember when we got bossfights like Credo and Echidna? I DON'T."

Me: "With all this bad music going on I wouldn't be surprised if Bieber came out in guest appearance singing Baby."
Orion: "OH MY BABY BABY BABY NOOOO"

Me: "We... we need to describe a new word to describe this. Every already existing negative word would be a compliment to it."
Rofl: "It's wubtastic."
Me: "Wubtastic would actually be a fine idea to describe this..."
Jake: "Not exactly the BEST way to describe it but hey."

Part Tres

Rofl: "Did she really just make an "oh right you don't have a mom joke", come on."

Rofl: "Did he just get hit by three wub waves."

Jake: "Hey stop beating on him!"
Orion: "Yeah it's not like he's trying to kill you or anything."

Orion: "REALLY. 75% INTO THE FIGHT YOU SAY "WHAT KIND OF FREAK SHOW IS THIS"? WHAT? IN A DEVIL MAY CRY GAME."
Rofl: "More like Baby may Cry."

Rofl: "Remember when the series was about a cuhrazy guy who liked fighting, eating pizzas, and strawberry sundaes?"
Me: "I DON'T."

Rofl: "Oops, yeah sorry I didn't notice earlier."
Orion: "He just can't take his eyes off this marvelous game."

Orion: "NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE DIEEEEED."
[everyone moaning]
Rofl: "NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH THAT AGAAAAAAIN."
We didn't know it would be worse from there and that watching wubaby again would be godsend.

Rofl: "Did I also mention how Ninja Theory thanked reviewers before paying them?"
Me: "Pfffft, oh yeah they did."
Orion: "WOOPS."
Me: "Not like Ninja Theory was ever competent anyway."

Me: "I also wanted to point out how halfway into the fight before the streamer died, Mundus' wife was all "HEY DON'T TOUCH MY BABY"
Orion: "I KNOW."
Me: "And my only reaction was "WHAT?" You tell me that NOW of all times oh I'm sorry."
Jake: "I wasn't expecting you to fight back or anything, he was only trying to kill you."

Me: "This.. this entire bossfight is a giant abortion put into a microwave, I don't know how else to describe this."
Orion: "It's funny because you're fighting a BABY."

Spp: "I love how she acts all frail but she can take all those sword hits to the face."

Me: "Is... is she stuck in the bellybutton? I can't tell..."
Spp: "Yeah. She's the umbilical cord."
Me: "PFFT."
Orion: "WHAT."
Me: "THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA I EVER-"
Orion: "WHAAAT."
Me: "OH MY GOODNESS. DID THEY ACTUALLY.. WHAT IS THE POIN- I. WHAT?"
Orion: "Okay I just looked back again and saw the thing's healthbar. WHATTHEFUCK WERE THEY THINKING."
Me: "WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THIS BOSSFIGHT ANYMOOORE."
Orion: "Whyyyy."
Me: "So first a demonic abortion out of a microwave, then the boss is battling with dubstep, and now... the MOTHER IS THE UMBILICAL CORD OF THE ABORTION. I- WHAT?"
Orion: "WHYYY. CAPCOM WHYYY. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE DEVELOPER."

Me: "WAIT IS HER HEAD THE ATTACHMENT TO THE CORD-"
Orion: "I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE."
Me: "I am almost incapable of hoping my brain will even FUNCTION at this rate."

[12:32:14 PM] Alps: Spp: "Oh yeah, cool Donte, don't kill her, you already aborted that fetus."
Jake: "Aborted it with a fucking sword."

PART CUATRO

Orion: "YOU DON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING IN THIS GAME EXCEPT PAIN."

Me: "This is how we're spending our friday nights, folks. Watching a pirated stream of a terrible game we all hate while laughing to subside the pain alongside internet strangers."

Orion: "It's friiiiidaaaay friiiiiiiday-"
Rofl: "orion pls go"
Orion: "I want to."

Rofl: "So... so he beat the baby right? Please tell me he beat it."
Jake: "Yeah he beat it to death."

Orion: "Wait, this chick that you JUST beat the shit out of, is a HOSTAGE?"
Jake: "Well, she is now."
Rofl: "This is totally how Devil May Cry works."

Orion: "Those guns look so ugly oh my god."
Me: "I know."
Orion: "I'm not even a gun person."

Rofl: "Who needs to curve a gun? I don't understand."
Orion: "Because DARK. And EDGYYYY."

Rofl: "...really? You have an assault rifle and... really? Eh, she's practically plastic what's the point."
Orion: "Well she's BARBIE, what do you expect."
Spp: "What the fuck, Vergil?"
Rofl: "I don't know WHAT the fuck."
Orion: "Wait, what? What? I blinked, what happened."
Me: "Vergil shot... Mundus' wife."
Orion: "...why?"
Me: "I DON'T KNOW."
Rofl: "I don't understand, what's the point? I ... why?"
Mentle: "Looks like the hostage exchange got aborted."
[lulz]
Me: "IT.. IT HURTS."
Orion: "A HA HA HA HA... OHHH, GOOD ONE MENT.. but seriously what the hell did Vergil do that for?"
Me: "I DON'T KNOW, there's no POINT to doing that."
Rofl: "I DON'T KNOW, EXPLAIIIN."
Me: "Yeah, and what Leo said in the chat, why didn't Vergil just do that in the beginning, make things easier on everyone."

Me: "You'd expect this new Vergil in comparison to Dante have some credibility, sensibility, I dunno, ANYTHING positive. But nope. He killed it, all in one shot, literally."

Spp: "Why didn't Dante just cut the ropes there?"
Me: "Because screw logic."

Rofl: "This... this scene. Is this commentary from NT on the traffic system or what?"
Orion: "We'll have highway patrol coming in soon to fuck up your shit."
Me: "Because remember: EVERY SINGLE ESTABLISHED ANYTHING IS DEMONS. THAT HOT DOG STAND IN THE STREET? DEMONS."
Rofl: "Remember that one stop sign that implied oppression?"
Me: "Yeah right?"
Orion: "WHA-HAHA-HAHAAAT?"
Rofl: "There... there was an ad for this game that had a scene where you take a picture of something and it morphs into something edgy, like, if you take a picture of a stop sign it morphs into "OBEY" because, yes, stop signs are oppressing."
Me: "Apparently."
Orion: "FUCK. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHAT."
Me: "I don't think Tameem was smart enough to even pass his PERMIT test soooo..."
Rofl: "Heheheh."
Orion: "I DON'T THINK HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO PASS THIRD GRAAADE."

Orion: "Hah, he got a D. What a casual."
Rofl: "Heheeeeeeh casual."
Me: "Wait actually actually, no, isn't that because there were like, no enemies this level?"
Spp: "No there were, just very few."
Me: "Like, if you noticed the way he plays other missions, you'll see that he's mashing at the other enemies, without a second thought, and this game awards for damage done rather than actual style for ranking, henceforth, he gets the D."
Alice: "He gets the D."
Orion: "A ha ha hah."
Me: "I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO MAKE A SEXUAL JOKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I-"
Orion: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Rofl: "D in this case means Dick... which means penis."
Me: "I'm.. I'm sorry."
Orion: "No that's really a thing."
Me: "I'M SORRY I DID NOT MEAN FOR THAT TO COME OFF AS DIRTY."

Me: "Well it's a good thing I was recording this, now I can send you all a copy later so you can all laugh at my failure at least?"
Orion: "I DON'T WANT A COPY OF THE DICK."

Part Five

Me: "THE SAVIOR IS COMING."
Spp: "Is that the portal to the ark."

Rofl: "Why is the city collapsing randomly?"
Jake: "It's Crisis City!"
Me: "It's Sonic 06 all over again! Or 2012. Either way it explains the terrible writing."

Me: "Watch watch, DMC fans will complain and want a new Devil May Cry and Capcom will be all like "OH WELL YOU GUYS DIDN'T WANT A NEW DMC WHEN WE GAVE YOU ONE RIGHT HERE", then they're gonna start proceeding to kill all their unruined franchises. First Resident Evil, then DMC, then Street Fighter if it stops being a whore that churns out cash. Then they're gonna ruin all their other series like Strider."
Rofl: "Strider hasn't even had games recently."
Me: "I know, that's the idea, they're gonna kill off all their last good franchises. Okami, God Hand, friggin Ghosts n' Goblins, EVERYTHING, just you wait. I'm calling it now."

Me: "I... JUST HAD THE WORST mental image."
Rofl: "What?"
Me: "What I said about Capcom ruining all their last good franchises, I just had the worst image of Capcom handing over Okami to Ninja Theory, and because Tameem and Ninja Theory are egotistical, I imagined Tameem would do a remake of Okami, and because he's obviously put himself as Amaterasu, I imagined the paintbrush being re-imagined as a giant crack pipe."
Alice:" OHGODWHY."

Rofl: "Do you think they'll introduce an enemy that isn't the same as the rest of them soon or..."

Alice: "This game is worser than looking at.............."
Me and Rofl: "Worser?"
Orion: "I think this game's sapping your brain cells, Alice."

Me: "We're gonna be sucked into the mental levels of the guys that wrote this game just by WATCHING it. I DON'T WANNA BE A THIRD GRADER."
Orion: "Third graders are smarter than this."

Rofl: "Why are they back at the planning phase."
Spp: "Why did they split up for three hours just to get back together for five seconds then split up again."
Orion: "Why is there a John Madden arrow."
(Keep in mind that happened in less than 6 seconds in the same scene)

(Shortly after)
Rofl: "JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN "
Me and Orion: "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Rofl: "Triple S already, are you kidding me."
(Entirety of this game)

Me: "Remember when DMC had you work for your rankings?"
Spp: "I don't."

Rofl: "SERIOUSLY?"
Me: "Wait what happened."
Rofl: "They just basically said everyone that works in finances is a demon."
Me: "OH WELL I GUESS MY DAD'S A DEMON, SORRY GUYS. I WAS A DEMON TOO ALL ALONG."
Rofl: "Yeah so is mine."
Spp: "Yeah everyone's dad is a demon."

Me: "I still can't get over the fact that one of the Advanced Tips in this game was "if you push an enemy into a hole it will die"."
Orion: "To be fair you'd probably have to be pretty drunk off your ass to be enjoying this game."

Me: "You know maybe I should record myself asking my dad if he's a demon just to catch his reaction..."
Rofl: "What if he turned to you and said "NO ALPAR, YOU ARE THE DEMONS."
Alice: "AND THEN ALPAR WAS A ZOMBIE."
Me: "WE PETER CHIMAERA FANFICS NOW."

Jake: "Imagine if Donte was in Dark Souls."
Me: "He'd get destroyed pretty quickly, also considering how many people hate him."
Rofl: "Those'd be some pretty big invasions."
Spp: "I still can't carry my ass ten feet in Dark Souls without getting invaded."

Rofl: "Is he seriously getting owned by something he stunlocked countless times before."
Me: "Well to quote myself, "there's no such thing as being good in a bad game." I don't think that's applied much more ever since Sonic 06."

Alice: "This game doesn't deserve a Sadistic! rating, it deserves A FAILURE rating."
Rofl: "I think the quality of this game is affecting your one liners."

Jake: "Oh look, yet again another triple S. This game takes so much skill."
Orion: "What they didn't tell you was that the game actually has a quadruple S rating and it's really hard to get."
Jake: "AW FUCK."
Me: "BUT THEN the quad S was ACTUALLY DLC."

Jake: "This entire game is actually the sick twisted high dream Donte is having and all the people in the finance department are suffering from his trippiness shouting "WHY WON'T YOU STOP.""
Rofl: "The whole game is actually Dante having a really bad hangover from too much pizza."
Me: "That would be unforgivable considering this is OUR Dante, the one we like."
Rofl: "That's the thing, indigestion can cause some crazy things."
Me: "Actually because Dante's so cuh-raz-y, I can imagine all of Dante's white blood cells shooting and slashing at the indigestion."
Rofl: "Eheheheh."
Orion: "Ahahaha, it'd still be a better game than this."
Rofl: "That would actually be a pretty great game."

Rofl: "He's pretty bad at this game."
Orion: "HE'S BAD AT A HORRIBLE GAME HOW DARE HE."

Me: "Well Phoenix won't join us because he's being a loser and actually HANGING OUT WITH THIS FAMILY."
Rofl: "Who would do that."
Spp: "Whut a dumbass."
Me: "Yeah, who'd wanna do that over hanging out with internet strangers watching a terrible stream of a terrible terrible game."

Rofl: "Why is the floor getting wet around Donte anyway."
Spp: cuz its edgy"
Rofl: "I think that can answer every question in this game."

Me: "See, things about these twists in the game are, the last minute kinds actually CAN work kinda well, like the ones in Mother 3 or Little Busters, but... here these twists don't really accompany it well especially when there's no buildup for it."
Rofl: "They're really telegraphing these twists."
Me: "How would you even describe them anyway... it's like..."
Jake: "This twist brought to you by M. Night Shalayman."

Orion: "The twist is that this all could've been avoided if he just took Mundus out for a drink."
Me: "This all could've been avoided if Capcom just talked to us about their suicide problems."

Part 6

Orion: "No, I doubt it, they're at the stage where they're all like "I don't have a problem, I don't need rehab.""
Rofl: "That is literally the most SMASHING metaphor you can find."

Orion: "I'm sorry I can't stand this without some ice cream."
Me: "No Orion don't go, all the ice cream is infected like the drinks by the GOVERNMENT."
Orion: "AW FUCK."
Me: "...on second thought, if eating that ice cream is gonna infect you, maybe you should take it, because the government probably wanted their people to not become like Donte as a result of their brainwashing."
Orion: "AW SHIT."

Orion: "Wait what? What was special about that kill?"
Rofl: "I-I dunno. Is there anything special about any kill in this game?"
Orion: "No but still-"
Me: "Rofl's got a point, I doubt any of them have anything special."
Rofl: "Well, aside from the abortion maybe."

Orion: "HE ACTUALLY SAID IT."
Me: "Wait what did he say?"
Orion: "He was in the elevator, listening to elevator music, then he said "Wow, this really is hell""
Rofl: "HEHEH, that is so bad. I think the elevator music line would've been fine if he wasn't listening to dubstep earlier."
Orion: "The elevator music is REFRESHING compared to dubstep."

Rofl: "Why is he buying upgrades for a casual and bad game, what is the point."
Me: "He's trying to find out if he can buy a heart."
Rofl: "It's funny because it'll never happen."

[2:29:06 PM] Alps: Everything after that before beating the level:
[2:29:11 PM] Alps: "IS HE AT MUNDUS YET THIS IS BORING."
(With a side of us talking about how either Donte or Vorgil actually made an "I have a bigger dick than you" joke)

[2:29:16 PM] Alps: After the level:
[2:29:29 PM] Alps: Me: "IS HE AT MUNDUS YET. CAN WE LAUGH AT SOMETHING GOOD YET."
Rofl: "No you have to wait for after the loading."

Rofl: "We have such a great protagonist."
Me: "Wait wait wait, guys guys guys, before continuing, are you ready to listen to this?"
Rofl: "Huh?"
Me: "Dad.. *ahem*.. are you a demon?"
Orion: "ohmygod Alpar."
Rofl: "EHEHEH YOU ACTUALLY DID IT."
Orion: "OHMYGODALPAR. YOU AC- OHMYGOD."
(Make it complete with some Asian dad yelling you couldn't hear.)

Rofl: "And... they throw him off a building."
Me: "Wait... that's it? That's what we've been waiting for that entire last level?"
Rofl: "You're kidding me."
Me: "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME."
Orion: "What..."
Rofl: "This is so disappointing."
Me: "Wasn't Mundus also the final boss of the original game?"
Rofl: "Yes, he was."
Jake: "Wow, that is some bull."
Rofl: "And he was a god, not some banker.
...okay so apparently humans are in Limbo and this is a good thing."
Me: "Oh, so.. I was wrong. That means Donte ended up killing more than helping a bunch of people."
Rofl: "Yeahp."
Me: "WAY TO GO HERO."
...
Rofl: "OHH, NEVERMIND. THERE'S THE FINAL BOSS."
Me: "OHH, THANK YOU. NOW WE CAN.. finally get more bad dialogue."
Jake: "Oh hang on, dubstep's returning..."
Me: "He.. he.. HE'S LITERALLY FIGHTING. AGAINST THE CITY. AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT."
Orion: "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD. WHAT IS... OH MY GOOOOOOOOD."
Me: "THE SAVIOR IS COMING."
Rofl: "..."You will die!" "NEVER!" He's never going to die. Ah- okay."
Orion: "OH GEE THANKS WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT."
Spp: "Attack the glowing weakpoint!"
Me: "Wait for me until I expose the eye... and then attack. Really? That's the final boss?"
Spp: "Looks like this is going to be more of a level than a final boss, Alpar."

Me: "But seriously, weirdest reaction ever. "YOU WILL DIEEEE" "..never!""
Rofl: "I know right?"
Orion: "WHO TOLD HIM TO STAY ALIVE."

Rofl: "From what I'm getting this is the Savior bossfight from DMC4 only shit."

Rofl: "This is written by a five year old."
Orion: "This is below five year old writing."
Alice: "It was written by a RETARDED five year old."
Me: "A.k.a. Tameem?"

Rofl: "Who thought it would be a good idea to have certain enemies be hurt by certain weapons in this game anyway, that's incredibly stupid."
Jake: "BECAUSEFUKYOU."
Rofl: "Eheheh."
Jake: "That's the only good reason."
Rofl: "It's the only reason."

Me: "This looked like a really retarded version of the Savior fight."
Rofl: "Well yeah, like I said, it's the Savior fight only shit."
Me: "Rememeber when the Savior would basically fire Master Sparks at you?"
Rofl: "Remember when you actually had to MOVE around?"
Me: "Remember when you could jump from building to building?"
Rofl: "Oh yeah, definitely. Remember when he actually sent enemies at you?"

Orion: "OH WELL GEE WHY DID I PUT MY FACE IN FRONT OF YOU WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA."
(Entire Mundus fight)

Orion: "Is he puking again just like that last boss?"
Rofl: "What is it with Tameem and his obsession with puke?"
Me: "I dunno, it seems like he's got an obsession for being really unprofessional and disgusting for some reason."
Orion: "Actually no I'm sure he was just puking at the music."

Orion: "HEY MUNDUS, IDEA, IF YOU STOP ROARING AT HIM YOU MIGHT LIVE. THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO EVEN PUT YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF HIM WHILE DOING IT."
(Mundus fight in a nustshell yet again)

Rofl: "I'll be honest, the entire thing so far has done nothing but give me misery and only managed to entertain me at the Bill O Riely part."
Me: "What about the wubaby?"
Rofl: "Oh well that too, the dubstep baby was really amusing as well."
Orion: "I d'no about you but that hostage exchange was hilarious."

Orion: "REALLY. TWITTER?"
Me: "No no no no no, you know the worst part about this Twitter scene? That last account is Tameem's."
......................
Orion: "I quit. Fuck life. FUCK LIFE. Getting a knife RIGHT NOW."

Rofl: "What? No. I knew the ending was bad but no this is bullshit, Donte is being pretentious. She cracked under torture and gave away Vergil, she didn't stand to defend anything like Donte puts it. She just gave it away, and the way he's trying to whiteknight her is so bad. This is even WORSE than I thought!"
Spp: "Okay, so I've been in this call for almost three hours, I'm gonna assume I came in an hour after the game started. This game is four hours long." (That's wrong Spp, you were in the call for almost three hours, that was how long we've been in it too so it's about three hours maybe as far as we sat through, an extra hour for what we missed probably.)

Spp: "And then they stare at eachother for an entire minute."
Me: "Oh wait it gets better it gets better it gets better."
Jake: "AND THEN THEY KISS.

Rofl: "I like how they were crediting people that weren't doing anything."

Rofl: "This is filling me with the urge to play Devil May Cry 3."
Me: "This is filling me with the urge to play 4."
Spp: "This is filling me with the urge to play Meruru.

Rofl: "PHOENIX GET IN THE STREAM YOU'RE IN TIME FOR THE FINAL BOSS."
Phoenix: "All this lightning reminds me of the final boss of Skyward sword."
Me: "NO. THAT'S A TERRIBLE JOKE."
Orion: "DON'T YOU COMPARE SKYWARD SWORD TO THIS TRASH."
([3:03:38 PM] Alps: That same night he also managed to compare DmC music with Soku's soundtrack.)

Rofl: "I'm pretty sure a fighting game with two lines has better dialogue than this game."

Phoenix: "Wait I thought this game doesn't come out for another four days?"
Me: "Yeah, someone pirated it henceforth."
Phoenix: "Well I'm not surprised, I got Other M four days early so.."
Orion: "WELL YOU'RE FUCKING PHOENIX."

Orion: "This is probably inappropriate but what happened to the squirrel cum."

Rofl: "Oh boy Vergil's using his Devil Trigger."
Me: "YOU THINK I LOOKED GAY BEFORE? WAIT UNTIL NOW!"

Phoenix: "You figured for a bossfight where Vergil clones himself into about five multiples, lock on would be a good idea."

Orion: "Why does he look like the old Dante now?"
Spp: "Because Devil Trigger."
Rofl: "Only except he still looks like a shithead."

Orion: "STAB HIM. STAB HIM. PLEASE STAB HIM."
Rofl: "He wooon't."

Me: ""You are not human Donte, and you never will be." Vergil has a point."
Spp: "Bye Vergil!"
Me: "That's literally how the game ends."
Orion: "AHAHAHA ARE YOU FUGGIN KIDDING M- DID HE REALLY JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU BROTHER"."
Me: "After trying to stab him yeah that sounds appropriate."

Rofl: "I love how this game ends after Vergil leaves, he's just like, "I don't know who I am anymore", and Kat's all "You're Dante" and Donte is just all "Oh yeah.""
Phoenix: "I AM DONTE. THIS IS WHO I AM."
Me: "Donte the Edgehog."

>credits roll

Part Nana

Rofl: "Are they actually filming the inside of Ninja Theory right now."
Orion: "YOU WERE KIDDING, OH MY GOD."
Me: "WHAT. I WAS JUST JOKING WHEN I SAID NINJA THEORY WOULD BE EGOTISTICAL ENOUGH TO PUT THEMSELVES AND TAMEEM IN THE CREDITS I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D ACTUALLY DO IT."

Spp: "Oh man, I need to clap for this game...
*audible clapping*"
Orion: "How... how egotistical do you have to be..."

Rofl: "Zero out of ten, would-not-play."
Orion: "FUCKING... NEGATIVE 9001 OUT OF TEN WOULD... URUFHGHH. DAMNIT CREDITS IS WUBSTEP WHY."
Rofl: "This is actually the main theme."

Orion: "I was supposed to learn how to cook this evening so I was gonna make sure I don't order fast food this weekend like usual. Fuck you, Donte."

Phoenix: "This credit rolling doesn't really have bad dubstep."
Orion: "There's a thing as GOOD dubstep?"

>music then becomes screamo

Rofl: "Who put Tameem in charge of the music for these credits."
Orion: "WHO PUTS TAMEEM IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING."

Phoenix: "I can't hear the dubstep."
Orion: "I can't hear any of that stream anymore, and I'm grateful."

Then we talked about how the credits music stopped halfway into the actual credits and how Ninja Theory couldn't even finish that much with their music and credits.

Rofl: "HE'S STARTING OVER AS WHITE HAIRED DANTE."
[moaning]
Jake: "No. No you're not going to are you."
Orion: "He's doing it."
Me: "Please don't just please doooon't."
Spp: "He's making it happen."
Me: "Please don't."
Rofl: "I feel obligated to watch this."

But we didn't because all he did was skip the cutscenes and skip to the combat with a slight cosmetic changeup and that's when we stopped watching the stream the end.