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[2:04:24 AM] Squarebob Yurigoggles: I don't know why I decided to start a 2.5-hour movie at 3 AM, but here I am.
[2:06:53 AM] Vatonnage: Watchu watchan
[2:07:13 AM] spplmj: lesbian magical girls
[2:07:13 AM] Squarebob Yurigoggles: Nanoha A's
[2:07:23 AM] spplmj: I knew it

Discussan Gen IV Legendary Pokeymans...

[9:57:54 PM] Ment: Oh, so Alpar was a gen IV pokemon?
[9:58:00 PM] Alps: [Saturday, November 09, 2013 12:57 AM] Ment:

<<< "Oh, so Alpar was a gen IV pokemon?" ?
[9:58:07 PM] Ment: "#492 Shaymin"
[9:58:10 PM] Alps: ...
[9:58:12 PM] Alps: MEEEEEEENT.
[9:58:14 PM] Tael: HAHAHA
[9:58:14 PM] Scept: HAW
[9:58:16 PM] Ment: huehue

[8:41:20 PM] Coelun, the Demon Killer: Now the question is, would Alpar hold hands with himself?

...

[8:42:09 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Man we could totes beat eachother up all day.
[8:42:13 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: It'd be so much fun.
[8:42:44 PM] NTR Dong: That's a...healthy relationship

[8:43:22 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Hey I'm not like that.
[8:43:38 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I just like it when people hurt me during sparring and fights.

...

[8:44:13 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: Man you should've seen me the last time I was sparring with a friend. Cause let me tell you...
[8:44:21 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: he twisted my wrist
[8:44:38 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: and I accidentally on instinct begged him to hurt me more
we stopped the fight there and my friend stopped all eye contact with me for the day

...

[8:48:35 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: I'm not even being lewd.
[8:48:42 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: It's just fun when people hurt me... sometimes.
[8:49:11 PM] Weirddongfetish420: how is that not lewd
[8:49:32 PM] Mobile Shame Alpar Shirou: cause normally I get to hurt them back. Normally.
It's a fun cycle, the hurting part is also pretty fun.

[8:51:34 PM] NTR Dong: Can someone post everything Alpar said in the skype thread please?

Don't be hatin

Now I have an urge to shop Alpar's avatar into BDSM gear.

Never 5get

That convo took a full 180

[5:07:09 PM] Aboi: [4chan picture of bagged milk]
What
[5:08:23 PM] Tomboys Are Not Gay: >Americans don't understand milk in a bag
[5:09:33 PM | Edited 5:09:43 PM] Caelun_Niveus: wait, did one of you post that?
[5:09:48 PM | Edited 5:09:53 PM] sppmlj: I'm just not a fan of capes in general

[3:31:17 PM] Alps: I thought they were clothes.
[3:31:34 PM] Vatonnage: No they're condoms

TO BE FAIR, "CONDOM" WASN'T WRITTEN ANYWHERE ON THAT BOX.

>Leo and Rofl play CoC and see who can stay a virgin the longest

>About 20 minutes in

[8:16:27 PM] Rina N. Flores: >Kitsune girl
Unfair

>A little later

[8:16:56 PM] Rina N. Flores: >Three kitsune sisters
UNFAIR
[8:18:04 PM] Axel X: >He then learns one has a dick
[8:18:14 PM] Rina N. Flores: "As the redhead presses herself against you, you can feel a warm bulge pulsing against your noticeable thighs.  You look down to find that she possesses a special something extra that her sisters seem to be lacking - and from the devilish grin on her face, you have an inkling of what she intends to do with it."
UNFAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

I still say I won.

OH SO I LEAVE SKYPE TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND YOU TWO HAVE A BIGGER-VIRGIN OFF WITHOUT ME.

I WOULD SO HAVE LOVED TO JOIN YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE HOW MAD I AM I DIDN'T GET TO PARTICIPATE RIGHT NOW.

Gamage is still technically in the lead because he started first but I've got about 21 days and counting and still a virgin.

I should feel ashamed for playing this game at all.

And then Blue serenaded us with Snake Eater.

She's not bad. 10/10.

[8:12:36 PM] unusualPopsicle (aka Blue): where is everyone?
[8:12:58 PM] Haru//Perpetual Butthurt: Just got back from fapping to satyrs
[8:12:59 PM] unusualPopsicle (aka Blue): harooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[11:56:22 PM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: http://25.media.tumblr.com/81279db52cf5208ddad27f7e1cf208ae/tumblr_mwr5uyxi7F1qhzw8jo1_500.jpg
[11:56:29 PM] DA's phone: HA
[11:56:33 PM] *** DA's phone has left ***
[11:56:39 PM] Haru-so-mad: WOT
[11:56:45 PM] 'ey boi: wot
[11:56:47 PM] The Mysterious Roflcopter: He left The Room


Oh, and earlier:
"Alpar would be the one to open up a Cosmo and say, 'tl;dr'."
-Aboi
(Alpar tried to find what the g-spot was, and ended up on the Cosmo site)

OrionX wrote:Alpar tried to find what the g-spot was, and ended up on the Cosmo site

Girls do their best now and are uploading an image to emotibot so they can properly react to this. Please wait warmly until it is ready.

Okay let's be fair about this one, I've never read magazines and I've never heard of Cosmo until last night and to be totally fair I STILL have no idea what it exactly is.

It's done

laughing_lunarians.jpg:

It's ok. Technically the G-spot is still shrouded in mystery. It has eluded many a man who have gone searching and evidence of its existence is still being debated.

Me: "Oh hey, I think this song was from a Korean pianist!"
Vat: "Did you just say supreme penis."

vat pls

So DA was talking about the new PooyoPooyo game and was talking about new gamemodes.



[10:35:10 AM] Simply DA: There's also Big Bang mode which implies bombs
[10:35:18 AM] Simply DA: not much has been said/shown about that, tho
[10:36:00 AM] MrNaleIt: [10:35 AM] Simply DA:  There's also Big Bang mode which implies bombs
not much has been said/shown about that, tho
so bombs are the Big Bang mode Theory?
[10:36:11 AM] Vatonnage: Stop typing immediately
[10:36:11 AM] Simply DA: [audience laughter]
[10:36:15 AM] MrNaleIt: BAZOOPER
[10:36:15 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Leave
[10:36:22 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: make like a tree and get out of here
[10:36:25 AM] Simply DA: [laughter intensifies]
[10:36:28 AM] Vatonnage: Wow you're literally getting worse with every enter
[10:36:44 AM] Simply DA: [laughter explodes]

OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A DARK, DENSE STATE...
[10:37:25 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I think a little bit of my soul dies each time my mother compares me to sheldon
[10:37:30 AM] Simply DA: same

[4:55:20 PM] Simply DA: QUOTH THE BOOK OF ALPAR
"...AND IN THAT DAY, MY DEAR BRETHREN, I ASSURE YOU THAT THE MEASUREMENTS OF A FEMALE'S MILK CONTAINMENT ORGANS, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS MAMMARY GLANDS WERE NO LONGER A MYSTERY DUE TO THE REVELATIONS BESTOWED UPON ME. GRANDIOSE GRATIFICATIONS GO TO THESE MOVING PICTURES IN CELLULOID SHOWN IN MY HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT'S PERSONAL COMPUTING MACHINE'S VISUALIZATION DISPLAY, IN WHICH THY SERIES OF FAR EASTERN ORIGIN BY THY NAME OF 'KERFUFFLE IN THE EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENT' CONVERSED ABOUT SAID MEASURMENTS. THESE REVELATIONS HATH BEEN SHOWN TO ME IN YE OLDE AGE WHEN ME, YOUR HUMBLE SHAME RIDDEN ADVISOR, WAS BUT ONLY A MERE FLEDGLING LEARNER OF THE EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENT IN THE YEAR OF VIII."
-Alpar 16:13
[4:55:29 PM] Vatonnage: Well that answers our questions
[4:55:32 PM | Edited 4:55:36 PM] Adept RIG: wut?
[4:55:55 PM] Simply DA: Or, we could go by the Book Of Alpar: Abridged Edition's saying
[Saturday, November 16, 2013 9:53 PM] Alps:

<<< "I learned what cup sizes were back in the eighth grade because of anime."

[10:11:35 PM] Vatonnage: Entertain me while I watch my friends fail at GTA V
[10:12:25 PM] Aboi: I'll go get the gimp suit
[10:12:38 PM] Vatonnage: Is it for you or for Alpar
[10:12:43 PM] Aboi: BOTH
[10:12:46 PM] Conan O'rion: >THIS TWIST
[10:12:49 PM] Conan O'rion: >THIS FUCKING TWIST
[10:12:53 PM] Vatonnage: ORION PLS

[7:34:55 PM] Emiya Alpar: AWW YEAH GONNA TOTALLY FAP TO THIS.