Skype Shenanigans Archiver

The Mysterious Gourmet wrote:You're actually saying that liking androgynous or slightly masculine girls is gayer than liking men, penis and all. This is gonna go in circles because this is the least logical thing I've ever heard.

Yeah, I thought I was pretty gay, until you came along.

Leo E. wrote:

The Mysterious Gourmet wrote:You're actually saying that liking androgynous or slightly masculine girls is gayer than liking men, penis and all. This is gonna go in circles because this is the least logical thing I've ever heard.

Yeah, I thought I was pretty gay, until you came along.

More or less this entire argument in a nutshell:



Leo in charge of not calling others gay out of odd claims.

Okay guys, seriously. That's enough of this business. At least post this somewhere else more relevant.

Once again, Leo, a mod should not act like this.

Hunter Axel wrote:Okay guys, seriously. That's enough of this business. At least post this somewhere else more relevant.

Once again, Leo, a mod should not act like this.

>Implying it has anything to do with Mafia or the forums

You're so much no fun.

Come on, don't we have a shitpost thread specifically for crap like this? Or couldn't you make a new thread?

Have your fun, just have it elsewhere you're scaring the children.

[4:22:37 PM] Ment: I'm not up to date on taoist sluts and 2hu
[4:23:31 PM] Lia Yakumo: Well you're about a year la-
[4:23:39 PM] Lia Yakumo: >Ten Desires was 2011
...Wha
[4:24:30 PM] Jcranjel: crazy aint it
[4:24:56 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Wait really
[4:25:38 PM] *** Lia Yakumo has changed the conversation picture. ***
[4:25:41 PM] *** Lia Yakumo has changed the conversation topic to "I feel old" ***
[4:27:13 PM] Emiya Alpar: The 90s was over 12 years ago
[4:27:15 PM] Emiya Alpar: but you wouldn't remember
[4:27:18 PM] Emiya Alpar: like us 90s kids.
[4:27:42 PM] Lia Yakumo: Alpar, aren't you, like, 12?
[4:27:51 PM] Emiya Alpar: - -
3
[4:27:52 PM] Emiya Alpar: shhh
[4:28:12 PM] Jcranjel: wait what
[4:28:16 PM] Jcranjel: I thought he was 11
[4:28:18 PM] Jcranjel: when was his birthday
[4:28:24 PM] Lia Yakumo: A week ago
[4:28:30 PM] Jcranjel: well shit


kill me

So I went to post a picture of Arcueid and this awesome quote from Tsukihime:

""Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your ribs and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter...!""

...But due to a copypaste fail, this is the picture that ended up being linked before it.

Well. That's certainly a strange way to expand dong.

[6:27:15 PM] Alpihiko: Kill Bang Marry: Kill Bang Marry
[6:27:30 PM] Vatonnage: Kill la Kill, Bang Marry, Marry Bang
[6:27:30 PM] Adam Campbell: Kill la Kill, Bang Marry, Marry Bang
[6:27:32 PM] Leo: Kill Kill la Kill
[6:27:33 PM] Adam Campbell: dammit
[6:27:35 PM] Adam Campbell: hivemind
[6:27:41 PM] Vatonnage: Hi-five
[6:27:41 PM] Adam Campbell: like
[6:27:45 PM] Adam Campbell: literal hivemind
[6:27:48 PM] Adam Campbell: Adam Campbell hi-fives Vat
[6:27:53 PM] Adam Campbell: we even capitalized the same
[6:27:56 PM] Vatonnage: WHOO
[6:28:11 PM] Vatonnage: This should be an achievement unlocked somewhere
[6:28:16 PM] Adachi X (Axel): / social link increased

[12:19:17 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Well. I just disturbingly disturbed myself
[12:23:36 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: How?
[12:24:32 PM] Vatonnage: I'm not sure why you asked that
[12:24:41 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Well... Not sure if you would really care to know...
[12:25:05 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I'm morbidly curious
[12:25:31 PM] Vatonnage: Will be the end of you yet
[12:30:52 PM] Axel X: Oh boy, is it time for another Campfire Cael story?
[12:31:16 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Um... if you REALLY want to...
[12:31:57 PM] Axel X: Won't bother me.
[12:32:48 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I can take it
[12:37:09 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Right I guess... well...

[omitted]

[12:37:52 PM] Caelun_Niveus: You asked
[12:39:25 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Somehow I wasn't expecting that

[6:55:56 PM] Cael: Right, so I had a few thoughts today.  First one among them...
[6:56:01 PM] Cael: Raffel, did you get mail yet?
[6:56:26 PM] spplmj: Heres the mail it never fails...
[6:57:00 PM] Vatonnage: Makes me wanna wag my tail
[6:57:09 PM] Jcranjel: WHEN IT COMES I WANT TO WAIL
[6:57:17 PM] Cael: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

[10:54:18 PM] Vatonnage: That was the most awkward adult conversation ever
[10:56:07 PM] Cloak: Was it alpar talking to himself?

"Ooh Mr. Justice" - A Fan Fiction:

Alpar's disapproval makes everything I do worth it.

I might not care about it as much as you might give me credit for. I actually thought that was funny.

[4:21:25 AM] Kiru: Nothing like playing TF2 and watching my Heavy get tired of Shotgun fights, so he whips out his fists and 2v1s them. But his response sealed it.
[4:21:52 AM] Kiru: "SAY HELLO TO GUNS, THE LEFT ONE IS FREEDOM, THE RIGHT ONE IS JUSTICE, AND THEY DON'T NEED TO BE RELOADED"

[12:45 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet:
Pretty much any girl I waifu is usually shit at cooking for some reason
[1:39:53 PM] Tael: Well, that shouldn't matter to you
[1:40:17 PM] Tael: you've got terrible taste anyway
[1:40:27 PM] Tael: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

ZING!

>Alpar playing Link to the Past
>Keeps using the Pegasus Boots to attack
>Obligatory Sonic comment
>Rofl: "More like Link to the Fast"

AND THEN ALPAR'S "FACE" WHEN WE TOLD HIM THE SECRET ABOUT ANTI-FAIRIES.

The best part about that was the secret room which was worth virtually nothing and how I ended my trip to Misery Mire.

Black pistol gun holsters

seductively.

ALPAR. PLS.

So Alpar and Yoshi were reading this fanfic in a skype call, and when they were done, I had a realization.

[5:17:10 PM] MrNaleIt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[5:17:16 PM] MrNaleIt: I GET WHY AMY WAS IN "GUN"
[5:17:24 PM] MrNaleIt: BECAUSE "GUNS AND ROSES"
[5:17:30 PM] Cloak: ... FUCKING
[5:17:32 PM] Tael: ...hahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
[5:17:37 PM] Alpar: HAHSRHSAFHGHGHHAHSRHHFHGHSHDAHGHGHGHGHHHHSGHAOUIGHAIUGHGRHHGGHGHHGG
[5:17:39 PM] Orion X: THE SIDES THEY ARE GONE
[5:17:42 PM] Alpar: MY SPLEEN
[5:17:42 PM] Tael: 10/10 IMPRESSED
[5:17:43 PM] Alpar: IS ANGRY.
[5:17:45 PM] Alpar: MY SIDES.
[5:17:46 PM] Massive: 7/10 it was ok - IGN
[5:17:46 PM] Alpar: ARE FUMING MAD.
[5:17:57 PM] Cloak: THAT WHOLE FANFIC FOR ONE FUCKING PUN
[5:18:17 PM] Tael: such deep symbolism
[5:18:32 PM] Simply DA:
[5:16 PM] MrNaleIt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I GET WHY AMY WAS IN "GUN"
BECAUSE "GUNS AND ROSES"
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[5:19:16 PM] Tael: nice
[5:20:18 PM] Zyquux:
[5:15 PM] MrNaleIt: BECAUSE "GUNS AND ROSES"
THAT'S IT.  FANFICS ARE OVER.

[12:44:20 PM] Lia Yakumo: http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/556195.html#556244
[12:44:44 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: stop
[12:44:49 PM] Jcranjel: wow
[12:44:57 PM] Lia Yakumo: such mad
[12:45:05 PM] Scept: Leo y
[12:45:17 PM] Jcranjel: much rofl
[12:45:55 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: I hate you
[12:46:25 PM] Lia Yakumo: so scare
[12:46:30 PM] Emiya Alpar: much shock
[12:46:34 PM] Jcranjel: wow
[12:46:39 PM] Emiya Alpar: the mysterious doge