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[6/1/2014 4:15:36 PM] Diabeetus-tan: what are you people up to
[6/1/2014 4:15:44 PM] Axel X: The usual
[6/1/2014 4:15:48 PM] Scept: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[6/1/2014 4:15:51 PM] spplmj: not playing video games
[6/1/2014 4:15:56 PM] Scept: Scept hugs Diabeetus-tan
[6/1/2014 4:16:05 PM] Diabeetus-tan: YOU EXPECTED Diabeetus-tan? TOO BAD
[6/1/2014 4:16:06 PM] Diabeetus-tan: IT WAS ME
[6/1/2014 4:16:08 PM] Diabeetus-tan: PHOENIX
[6/1/2014 4:16:09 PM] Scept: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[6/1/2014 4:16:17 PM] Scept: DAMN YOU PHOENIIIIIIIIIIX!
[6/1/2014 4:16:19 PM] Orion X: Rused so hard

Cloak wrote:[7:23:53 PM] Roflsuke: the 80s and the 70s are both in my domain anyway
[7:28:40 PM] Cloak: What spells do you grant?
[7:29:58 PM] Roflsuke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaVUApDVuY
[7:31:03 PM] Cloak: Can I summon a Spirit of the Radio?
[7:36:25 PM] Vatonnage: Be careful, you might accidentally summon an audio demon
[7:38:17 PM] Cloak: I've got the holy diver on speed dial, i'll be fine

>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyoRzZrF00
disappointed

[8:55:49 AM] Simply DA: wait, Ratsel's younger than me, and yet his domain is apparently the 80's and 70's
[8:55:51 AM] Simply DA: I don't even
[8:56:10 AM] Dracojounin: My music taste dates back around there so it's not unusual
[8:56:13 AM | Edited 8:56:17 AM] Dracojounin: ./TomJones
[8:56:49 AM] Ratsel: I mostly grew up with 80s movies on VHS and my dad's CDs so there you go
[8:56:59 AM] Simply DA: [8:56 AM] Dracojounin:

<<< ./TomJonesno need to add a tag. I can see clearly now your reference
[8:57:17 AM] Scept: ...
[8:57:26 AM] Scept: DA was that a pun?
[8:57:50 AM] Ratsel: What makes you say that?
[8:57:58 AM] Scept: [8:56 AM] Simply DA:

<<< I can see clearly now
[8:58:03 AM] Dracojounin: Scept seems like he needs to calm down
[8:58:04 AM] Dracojounin: Go outside
[8:58:10 AM] Dracojounin: Enjoy the green green grass of home
[8:58:26 AM] Scept: >Going outside
[8:58:52 AM] Dracojounin: Scept
[8:58:52 AM] Dracojounin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSajFnkUxQY&feature=kp
[8:59:09 AM] Simply DA: [8:58 AM] Scept:

<<< >Going outsidecome on, Scept. Smile and grin at the change all around
[8:59:17 AM] Simply DA: Pick up your guitar and play, just like yesterday.
[8:59:35 AM] Scept: But I can't play guitar.
[8:59:37 AM] Dracojounin: One day love will find you
[8:59:41 AM] Dracojounin: And break those chains that bind you
[8:59:49 AM] Scept: (Just imagine me as that one guy who keeps talking during a song)
[8:59:55 AM] Leo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3te2FP6AWg#t=3m13s
[9:00:37 AM] Simply DA: [8:59 AM] Dracojounin:

<<< One day love will find youHe has Amy for that. With all these 2D waifus, I think this future's made of virtual insanity
[9:01:06 AM] Simply DA: (wait, shit, Jamiroquai was 90's)
[9:01:27 AM] Ratsel: He needs a hero
[9:02:04 AM] Simply DA: that or we could find him somebody to love
[9:02:14 AM] Dracojounin: Guys stop
[9:02:18 AM] Dracojounin: Don't go breaking my heart here
[9:02:19 AM | Edited 9:02:26 AM] Simply DA: [9:02 AM] Dracojounin:

<<< Guys stopin the name of love?
[9:02:28 AM] Ratsel: What's love got to do with it though
[9:02:40 AM] Dracojounin: How do I know when it's love?
[9:02:47 AM] Simply DA: come on, man. Love lifts us up where we belong
[9:02:49 AM] Dracojounin: Can you even feel the love tonight?
[9:02:53 AM | Edited 9:03:01 AM] Simply DA: it's OBVIOUSLY relevant
[9:02:56 AM] Ratsel: Is this love
[9:03:08 AM] Axel X: What is love?
[9:03:18 AM] Dracojounin: When did love come walking in, some kind of alien?
[9:03:47 AM] Simply DA: [9:03 AM] Axel X:

<<< What is love?things that make you feel giddy inside
you know, like a great big hug or a warm safe place where as a child you'd hide
[9:04:13 AM] Axel X: I don't follow
[9:04:18 AM] Simply DA: [9:03 AM] Dracojounin:

<<< When did love come walking in, some kind of alien?Depends. Is it a legal alien?
[9:04:27 AM] Dracojounin: Don't give me the Runaround
[9:04:32 AM] Dracojounin: Or you'll be the owner of a lonely heart
[9:04:45 AM] Simply DA: hey don't blame me. I didn't start the fire
[9:05:04 AM] Cael: Why would you install toy-sized missiles on a 1-1 scale combat android?
[9:05:20 AM] Simply DA: [guitar solo]

[6:51:07 PM] Sparks: alpar would make a nice looking tomboy
[6:51:22 PM] Sparks: he has the structure
[6:51:25 PM] Alps: I don't want to make an artificial waifu
[6:51:27 PM] Alps: wait what
[6:51:37 PM] Adam Campbell: Naivepar
[6:51:44 PM] Alps: I'm already a boy
[6:51:50 PM] Alps: and... yeah?
[6:52:05 PM] Sparks: [6:51 PM] Alps:

<<< I'm already a boyBut he will never be a man
[6:52:05 PM] Adam Campbell: There's operations for that~
[6:52:12 PM] Alps: No thanks.
[6:52:25 PM] Alps: I like what's in between my legs, untouched by operations.
[6:52:47 PM] Adam Campbell: So 4 invhes?
[6:52:53 PM] Scept: Hue
[6:52:56 PM] Alps: >___>
[6:53:12 PM] Sparks: omg did draco get it?
[6:53:16 PM] Sparks: OMG
[6:53:21 PM] Alps: ...wait what?
[6:53:22 PM] Alps: Get what.
[6:53:33 PM] Adam Campbell: The joke
[6:53:35 PM] Sparks: .....this right here is a beautiful moment
[6:53:51 PM] Alps: I thought you were talking about making me into a trap
[6:54:15 PM] Sparks: oh the naiveity,it's delicious
[6:54:21 PM] Alps: I really don't understand.
[6:54:26 PM] Adam Campbell: Hue
[6:54:28 PM] Sparks: and i pray you never will
[6:54:33 PM] Alps: I hope so too.
[6:54:46 PM] Adam Campbell: We DID share a room
[6:54:51 PM] Alps: And..
[6:54:57 PM] Scept: ...Lewd
[6:54:59 PM] Adam Campbell: Pfff
[6:55:06 PM] Nick Soapdish: ok I just got back and
[6:55:07 PM] Nick Soapdish: [6:54 PM] Adam Campbell:

<<< We DID share a room
[6:55:10 PM] Sparks: oh god please tell me everyone is bareing witness to this
[6:55:17 PM | Edited 6:55:19 PM] Alps: I thought everyone knew this
[6:55:24 PM] Sparks: OH GOD
[6:55:24 PM] Alps: this is literally over year old news now.
[6:55:31 PM] Sparks: OH GOD PLS YES
[6:55:35 PM] Adam Campbell: Baring more than tha-- pffff
[6:55:37 PM] Alps: ...Yoshiiiiii
[6:55:39 PM] Scept: Yoshi stop being lewd
[6:55:40 PM] Alps: calm doooown
[6:55:53 PM] Sparks: THIS BLOW WOMEN SPERM AWAY
[6:55:57 PM] Alps: No
[6:56:01 PM] Alps: nothing will ever top that
[6:56:04 PM] Ratsel: No, that was an experience I'll never forget
[6:56:04 PM] Adam Campbell: As far as you know, nothing happened
[6:56:11 PM] Alps: aside from water balloon condoms
[6:56:26 PM] Sparks: the fact you have no idea what we are talking about
[6:56:31 PM] Sparks: just makes so so happy
[6:56:34 PM] Alps: I... am so lost.
[6:56:35 PM] Alps: Like
[6:56:43 PM] Alps: I am lost-er than that guy from Ranma 1/2
[6:56:45 PM] Sparks: YOU DON'T NEED A MAP
[6:56:46 PM] Nick Soapdish: [6:54 PM] Adam Campbell:

<<< We DID share a room[6:56 PM] Ratsel:

<<< that was an experience I'll never forget
[6:56:47 PM] Alps: in the middle of nowhere
[6:56:55 PM] Alps: trying to find lost treasures.
[6:57:00 PM] Sparks: YOU STAY LOST YOU PRECIOUS CHILD
[6:57:08 PM] Adam Campbell: Is that what you call them
[6:57:10 PM] Sparks: YOU AND YOUR 4 INCH
[6:57:27 PM] Alps: 5 and a half the last time I checked years ago, thank you
[6:57:34 PM] Koyume_Seika: Wait, Phen...
[6:57:36 PM] Adam Campbell: Pffffffff
[6:57:45 PM] Sparks: stop lieing,Draco knows
[6:57:50 PM] Koyume_Seika: who's gonna eb the producer and president in your dub
[6:57:51 PM] Alps: Eughhh
[6:57:54 PM] Alps: that's groooossss
[6:57:59 PM] Sparks: YOU GET IT NOW!?
[6:58:03 PM] Alps: No.
[6:58:05 PM] Sparks: CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW?!
[6:58:12 PM] Alps: Just the thought of you putting me together like that is mad gross.
[6:58:12 PM] Sparks: CUSE DRACO DID!
[6:58:16 PM] Adam Campbell: I am dying so hard
[6:58:39 PM] Sparks: HE WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS ALPAR
[6:58:44 PM] Ratsel: What are we talking about
[6:58:47 PM] Alps: I really don't know.
[6:58:48 PM] Ratsel: I honestly lost track
[6:58:54 PM] Alps: I think Yoshi and Draco have just gone into their own little realm.
[6:58:57 PM] Alps: And it's creepy.
[6:59:05 PM] Sparks: my god, no one knows now....
[6:59:05 PM] Alps: At least be creepy about a canon ship
[6:59:12 PM] Alps: YEAH CAUSE YOUR DIRECTION SUCKS
[6:59:13 PM] Sparks: Fuck...it's contagious
[6:59:20 PM] Adam Campbell: Yoshi shipping
[6:59:27 PM] Ratsel: I honestly just don't know what you're referring to
[6:59:36 PM] Sparks: CODE RED CODE RED,NAIVEITY IS SPREADING
[6:59:47 PM] Sparks: SAVE THE SOAPDISH
[7:00:02 PM] Adam Campbell: Yoshi
[7:00:03 PM] Ratsel: It's not even naiveity, I have literally no clue what you're talking about in any way
[7:00:09 PM] Adam Campbell: Pm Rofl
[7:00:15 PM] Adam Campbell: Explain
[7:00:45 PM] Sparks: We must save the childern and elderly...
[7:00:46 PM] Alps: Well I'm lost
[7:00:49 PM] Alps: so I'm just gonna
[7:00:52 PM] Alps: go back to solving murders.
[7:00:53 PM] Sparks: as well as you should
[7:01:02 PM] Adam Campbell: No stay here~
[7:01:23 PM] Sparks: there is a mystery for you to solve here
[7:01:37 PM] Nick Soapdish: [6:57 PM] Alps:

<<< 5 and a half the last time I checked years ago, thank youNO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS. ONLY DRACO
[7:01:47 PM] Sparks: SOAPDISH GETS IT
[7:01:52 PM] Alps: gah
[7:01:55 PM] Sparks: WHY CAN'T YOU ALPAR?
[7:01:57 PM] Alps: I hate investigating in AJ
[7:02:15 PM] Alps: >lol i saw a painting of a giant peach floating down a river
>I have that exact painting
>present it
>he ignores me
[7:02:17 PM] Alps: why?!
[7:02:17 PM] MrNaleIt: I was gone playing pso2, but the storm knocked the connection out
[7:02:32 PM] Adam Campbell: Al
[7:02:40 PM] Alps: ?
[7:02:43 PM] MrNaleIt: because internet is complicated, alpar
[7:02:49 PM] Adam Campbell: Tell them about the sleeping arrangements
[7:02:57 PM] Alps: I was on the floor, Draco had a bed
[7:03:11 PM] Sparks: ....i wanna say something so mean
[7:03:23 PM] Alps: note to all future AJ players
[7:03:27 PM] Alps: AJ investigations are idiotic
[7:03:29 PM] Alps: use walkthroughs
[7:03:31 PM] Alps: you're justified
[7:03:40 PM] Adam Campbell: That's how the relationship works Yosh
[7:03:47 PM] Nick Soapdish: [4:27 PM] Alps:

<<< http://i.4cdn.org/v/1401837669378.jpgis Bayo eating a vienetta? I fucking love those. Haven't had one in many many years though
[7:03:51 PM] Sparks: I know...i know ;~;
[7:03:57 PM] Ratsel: [7:01 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< 5 and a half the last time I checked years ago, thank youOh so that's what he said
[7:04:03 PM] Sparks: yup
[7:04:12 PM] Alps: ...huh?
[7:04:12 PM] Adam Campbell: Go back to why he said it
[7:04:26 PM] Adam Campbell: Ans Yoshi's reaction
[7:04:26 PM] MrNaleIt: >scrolling up
[7:04:52 PM] Sparks: Nale if ya wanna be a lazy ass then be lazy,you don't need to partake in this fun
[7:05:47 PM] Adam Campbell: Adam Campbell puts his fingers close together as if measuring something
[7:06:06 PM] Nick Soapdish: there was one bathroom and no lock
[7:06:26 PM] Adam Campbell: There was a lock
[7:06:31 PM] Adam Campbell: I made sure
[7:06:52 PM] Adam Campbell: Privacy and all
[7:07:58 PM] Adam Campbell: And the best part is Al will never understand
[7:09:10 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: what is going on
[7:09:22 PM] Adam Campbell: Read back
[7:09:27 PM] Nick Soapdish: talking about lewd
[7:09:33 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: and why do I feel like my house was involved
[7:09:36 PM] Ratsel: Alpar and Draco sharing a room
[7:09:49 PM] Sparks: exactly~
[7:09:57 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: that was Diabeetus-tan's house
[7:10:03 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: in my house alpar was in my room
[7:10:12 PM] Sparks: doesn't change the magic that happened in that room
[7:10:15 PM] Nick Soapdish: Alpar measured things in both houses with his own ruler
[7:10:32 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: no he just sat on the couch playing god hand all day
[7:10:40 PM] Sparks: OH GOD YES
[7:10:46 PM] Sparks: PLS SAY MORE
[7:10:53 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: o.o
[7:10:56 PM] Nick Soapdish: [7:10 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< no he just sat on the couch playing god hand all dayI can't stop laughing
[7:10:58 PM] Ratsel: o-oh
[7:11:07 PM] Ratsel: Yoshi is really getting into this
[7:11:16 PM | Edited 7:11:18 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Im not kidding, I think I still have that footage
[7:11:21 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: we recorded it
[7:11:23 PM] Sparks: YES
[7:11:28 PM] spplmj: https://i.imgur.com/XMMLgfe.jpg
>tfw my stack of Vita games is now higher than my stack of 3DS games
What the fuck happened?
[7:11:32 PM] Sparks: THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER
[7:11:49 PM | Edited 7:11:55 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [7:11 PM] spplmj:

<<< https://i.imgur.com/XMMLgfe.jpg
>tfw my stack of Vita games is now higher than my stack of 3DS games
What the fuck happened?any downloaded 3DS games?
[7:11:57 PM] Ratsel: Should I ask what little deviants is
[7:11:58 PM] Sparks: First draco and now phen...i can die happy
[7:12:04 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: also
>No LBW
[7:12:05 PM] spplmj: just Senran Kagura but I've also got a bunch of downloaded Vita games too
[7:12:16 PM] spplmj: [7:14 PM] Ratsel:

<<< Should I ask what little deviants isShitty game that was packed in with my Vita
[7:12:22 PM] Ratsel: Oh
[7:12:25 PM] Alps: Man why was Vat even complaining about 1-5 investiation and all the gimmicks
[7:12:28 PM] Alps: this is much more repetitive.
[7:12:29 PM] spplmj: I have yet to actually take it out of the box
[7:12:45 PM] Sparks: I am literally crying tears of joy right now
[7:12:53 PM] Sparks: and only a few understand why
[7:13:15 PM] Ratsel: Because you're a pervert
[7:13:33 PM] Sparks: You hush,you let me have this you bastard
[7:13:33 PM] Alps: ...well, at least this is getting interesting...
[7:13:59 PM] Adam Campbell: I'm enjoying it too
[7:14:18 PM] Adam Campbell: Almost as much as I enjoyed Florida
[7:14:23 PM] Alps: >these sketches
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
[7:14:25 PM] Ratsel: I guess I'll just watch Kaiji
[7:14:31 PM] Ratsel: I haven't despaired enough today
[7:14:35 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: anyone up for MK8 with me and my bro?
[7:14:53 PM] Adam Campbell: Mortal Kombat?
[7:15:00 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Mario Kart 8
[7:15:02 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: get with the times
[7:15:04 PM] Ratsel: It can't be, he actually wants to play it
[7:15:08 PM] Sparks: damn,they are trying to kill the navie buzz
[7:15:28 PM] Sparks: this moment will forever be in my heart thtough
[7:15:36 PM] Sparks: and all over phen's couch
[7:15:42 PM] Adam Campbell: Skypethread it

Naivepar pls never change ;~;

[11:03:31 PM] French Gourmet: Joke's on you my waifu doesn't exist
[11:03:32 PM] French Gourmet: ...wait

The saga of Alpar continues...

[12:05:31 AM] Emiya Alpar: http://atrorymachell.tumblr.com/post/87760760267
I have to be honest
[12:05:38 AM] Emiya Alpar: I have no idea what planting in this case means either
[12:05:54 AM] Rina N. Flores: http://its-arrested-development.tumblr.com/post/81601740412/
God this show was great
[12:06:18 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:05 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< http://atrorymachell.tumblr.com/post/87760760267
I have to be honest
I have no idea what planting in this case means eitheryou're kidding right?
[12:06:23 AM] Emiya Alpar: absolutely not
[12:06:25 AM] Scept: Alpar pls
[12:06:28 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: https://twitter.com/Mystgourmet/status/474037960510152704
[12:06:37 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: [12:04 AM] MrNaleIt:

<<< wasn't Jesus in an anime?With buddha no less
[12:06:55 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [12:05 AM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< Phen I'd love to play MK8 online with you. Maybe I'll try hit you up my my Saturday night which I assume is your saturday morningha Im never awake in the morning sorry
[12:06:59 AM | Removed 12:07:03 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: This message has been removed.
[12:07:01 AM] Scept: Going to bed. 'Night all.
[12:07:06 AM] Nick Soapdish: cya
[12:07:07 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401849728821.jpg
[12:07:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: Later.
[12:07:34 AM] Sparks: get me MK8 and i'll play with you forever
[12:07:44 AM] Emiya Alpar: so
[12:07:45 AM] Emiya Alpar: what does
[12:07:47 AM] Emiya Alpar: planting mean
[12:07:48 AM] Nick Soapdish: you have a wii u?
[12:07:50 AM] Emiya Alpar: dare I ask.
[12:08:07 AM] Emiya Alpar: I think I have a rough idea.
[12:08:12 AM] Emiya Alpar: But it might be wrong anyway
[12:08:19 AM] Emiya Alpar: because the last time it happened I got it wrong entirely.
[12:08:41 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:07 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< so
what does
planting meanWhen you take a seed and bury it in soil with the intent of growing a plant
[12:09:13 AM] Emiya Alpar: ...
[12:09:14 AM] Emiya Alpar: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[12:09:19 AM] Emiya Alpar: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:09:24 AM] Emiya Alpar: I THOUGHT IT MEANT LIKE
[12:09:26 AM] Emiya Alpar: OH GODS
[12:09:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: HOW DID I THINK
[12:09:34 AM] Emiya Alpar: AHAHAA THAT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING NOW
[12:09:41 AM] Emiya Alpar: I WAS CLOSE THOUGH
[12:10:02 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: what
[12:10:02 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: Jesus alpar
[12:10:06 AM] Emiya Alpar: AHAHA
[12:10:14 AM] Emiya Alpar: I don't know if I should say what I thought it was or not
[12:10:17 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: also Yugioh Arc V has hipster kaiba. why aren't you watching yet http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401838666501.png
[12:10:21 AM] Emiya Alpar: it's hilarious but also cringeworthy and embarrassing
[12:10:42 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: jesus I forgot this happened in 5Ds http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401839322470.jpg
[12:11:05 AM] Emiya Alpar: I feel dirty now.
[12:12:02 AM] Rina N. Flores: Super Best Friends played Kero Blaster
[12:12:08 AM] Emiya Alpar: I wanna see.
[12:12:09 AM] Emiya Alpar: Link it.
[12:12:11 AM] Nick Soapdish: ok alpar what did you think
[12:12:12 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: [12:10 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401839322470.jpgI don't remember that at all
[12:12:15 AM] Nick Soapdish: and what do you think it is now
[12:12:21 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: I do remember the "Spaghetti western" episode, that was some shit
[12:12:32 AM] Rina N. Flores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEdd4jGab5s
[12:12:54 AM] *** Koyume_Seika has changed the conversation picture. ***
[12:13:13 AM] Koyume_Seika: well, that scaled worse than I thought
[12:13:39 AM] Emiya Alpar: [12:12 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEdd4jGab5s>Astebreed
[12:13:39 AM] Rina N. Flores: That barely even looks like a miko
[12:13:47 AM] Emiya Alpar: I literally thought it said "Asscreed"
[12:14:48 AM] Emiya Alpar: I hope I didn't kill Soapdish
[12:15:03 AM] Nick Soapdish: Depends. What do you think "plant one on me" means?
[12:15:11 AM] Emiya Alpar: I PM'd it to you
[12:15:29 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2014-06-03/the-world-first-official-hello-kitty-convention-is-coming-to-la/.75175
[12:15:30 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwvbxq31q3I
[12:15:34 AM] Nick Soapdish: oh dear lord. you know what it really means now though?
[12:15:38 AM] Emiya Alpar: Yeah...
[12:15:43 AM] Emiya Alpar: but isn't there already a term for that
[12:15:44 AM] Emiya Alpar: creampie.
[12:15:54 AM] Nick Soapdish: OH GOD!!! OK I'M OFFICIALLY DEAD
[12:15:58 AM] Emiya Alpar: Oh
[12:15:59 AM] Emiya Alpar: okay.
[12:16:07 AM] Emiya Alpar: So... uhh
[12:16:10 AM] Emiya Alpar: it's impregnation right.
[12:16:13 AM] Nick Soapdish: oh if yoshi was here he'd be going nuts
[12:16:22 AM] Rina N. Flores: Nakadashi
[12:16:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: Nakawho
[12:16:41 AM] Nick Soapdish: it's just a kiss. You plant a kiss on someone's cheek for example
[12:16:46 AM] Emiya Alpar: ...oh.
[12:16:47 AM] Emiya Alpar: ...
[12:16:52 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT'S SO MISLEADING
[12:16:54 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: holy fuck alpar
[12:16:54 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT'S
[12:16:56 AM] Emiya Alpar: SO
[12:16:57 AM] Emiya Alpar: MISLEADING
[12:17:04 AM] Rina N. Flores: It's a kid's show you fucking pervert
[12:17:08 AM] Cloak: Alpar, impregnation is a "Bun in the Oven"
[12:17:15 AM] Emiya Alpar: YEAH BUT THE TUMBLR PERSON WAS ALL
[12:17:19 AM] Emiya Alpar: "HURR SHE SUCH A VIRGIN"
[12:17:21 AM] Nick Soapdish: They used it in Arthur
[12:17:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: YEAH AS IF SEX JOKES HAVEN'T BEEN MADE IN A MILLION KIDS SHOWS BEFORE
[12:17:33 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:17 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< "HURR SHE SUCH A VIRGIN"So are you apparently
[12:17:38 AM] Emiya Alpar: YEAH I AM
[12:17:42 AM] Nick Soapdish: DW is such a virgin cause she aint pregnant
[12:17:49 AM] spplmj: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1401854828609.webm
[12:17:52 AM] Nick Soapdish: ALSO DW IS LIKE 7
[12:17:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHAT DOES KISSING HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A VIRGIN
[12:17:59 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: YEAH BUT WHEN ANOTHER KID SAYS PLANT ONE ON ME, SHES NOT SAYING SEX
[12:18:03 AM] Nick Soapdish: THE TUMBLR PERSON IS AN IDIOT
[12:18:12 AM] Emiya Alpar: OKAY WELL I KNOW THAT NOW.
[12:18:20 AM] Emiya Alpar: AND LEO WAS ALL
[12:18:25 AM] Emiya Alpar: "HURR YEAH WELL PLANTING IS WHEN YOU DO THIS THING"
[12:18:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: AND I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE
[12:18:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: ABOUT FERTILITY AND STUFF
[12:18:34 AM] Rina N. Flores: ...
[12:18:36 AM] Emiya Alpar: AND I WAS LIKE
[12:18:37 AM] Emiya Alpar: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[12:18:38 AM] Rina N. Flores: It was about plants
[12:18:40 AM] Koyume_Seika: [12:13 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< That barely even looks like a mikoAnd Reimu does?
[12:18:48 AM] Emiya Alpar: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RELEVANT TO ITS SUGGESTION.
[12:18:49 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:18 AM] Koyume_Seika:

<<< And Reimu does?Yes, she does
[12:18:51 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHO SAYS PLANT A KISS.
[12:18:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: YOU JUST KISS
[12:18:55 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT'S RETARDED.
[12:19:02 AM] Nick Soapdish: Planting is also what the lead singer of Led Zeppelin calls his actions
[12:19:12 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:18 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< WHO SAYS PLANT A KISS.EVERY REMOTELY COMPETENT AUTHOR EVER
[12:19:20 AM] Emiya Alpar: I'VE LITERALLY
[12:19:21 AM] Emiya Alpar: NEVER ONCE
[12:19:23 AM] Emiya Alpar: HEARD THAT.
[12:19:24 AM] Nick Soapdish: It is not an uncommon term
[12:19:26 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [12:18 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< ABOUT FERTILITY AND STUFFYOU ARE THINKING TOO MUCH
[12:19:29 AM] spplmj: Whats Alpar sperging out about tonight?
[12:19:35 AM] Emiya Alpar: I MISSED ANOTHER INNUENDO
[12:19:36 AM] Emiya Alpar: TWICE.
[12:19:37 AM] Rina N. Flores: Alpar has a filthy mind
[12:19:39 AM] Emiya Alpar: HORRIBLY.
[12:19:40 AM] Rina N. Flores: It's not even an innuendo
[12:19:43 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD PLANT A KISS BEFORE
[12:19:48 AM] Emiya Alpar: I JUST HAVEN'T
[12:19:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: SAME REASON I HAVEN'T HEARD A LOT OF THINGS BEFORE
[12:19:53 AM] Rina N. Flores: His cheeks are virgins
[12:19:54 AM] Nick Soapdish: He thought planting actually involved deploying your seed
[12:19:58 AM] Emiya Alpar: JOKE'S ON YOU
[12:20:03 AM] Emiya Alpar: MY RIGHT CHEEK ISN'T A VIRGIN
[12:20:15 AM] Sparks: ......
[12:20:16 AM] Rina N. Flores: I bet your left cheek calls it a slut when you're not listening
[12:20:16 AM | Edited 12:20:29 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: YEAH, IT USED A FACE MASSAGER
[12:20:22 AM] Emiya Alpar: OH DICKS
[12:20:24 AM] Sparks: i want to but..i can't
[12:20:26 AM] Emiya Alpar: I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
[12:20:32 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: HOW DID YOU FORGET
[12:20:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: I MEANT SOMEONE KISSED ME BY SURPRISE ON THE RIGHT CHEEK
[12:20:40 AM] Emiya Alpar: CAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT KISSING
[12:20:43 AM] Emiya Alpar: NOT VIBRATORS
[12:20:48 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: SURE, BUT THE FACE MASSAGER WENT EVERYWHERE
[12:20:48 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:19:58 AM] Emiya Alpar: JOKE'S ON YOU
[12:20:03 AM] Emiya Alpar: MY RIGHT CHEEK ISN'T A VIRGIN
[12:20:22 AM] Emiya Alpar: OH DICKS
[12:20:58 AM] Nick Soapdish: WHEN ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT VIBRATORS?!?
[12:21:02 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT DOESN'T COUNT
[12:21:08 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT WAS JUST MY INNOCENT DUMB 8 YEAR OLD MIND
[12:21:10 AM] Emiya Alpar: NOT KNOWING BETTER.
[12:21:17 AM] spplmj: http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401848169238.jpg
[12:21:27 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: [12:15 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< Yeah...
but isn't there already a term for that
creampie.ALPAR YOU FUCKER THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
[12:21:32 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:21 AM] spplmj:

<<< http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401848169238.jpg10/10
[12:21:34 AM] Emiya Alpar: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:21:35 AM] Emiya Alpar: I THOUGHT
[12:21:36 AM] Emiya Alpar: IT WAS ABOUT
[12:21:38 AM] Emiya Alpar: SEX
[12:21:42 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHY WOULDN'T I THINK IT WAS ABOUT SEX AFTER
[12:21:47 AM] Emiya Alpar: "LOL SHE SUCH A VIRGIN"
[12:21:49 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:21 AM] spplmj:

<<< http://i.4cdn.org/a/1401848169238.jpg>Shit subs
[12:21:51 AM] Adam Campbell: Al pls
[12:21:54 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: THE JOKE
[12:22:07 AM] Koyume_Seika: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36621513
[12:22:10 AM] Emiya Alpar: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A NON-VIRGIN TO HAVE A KISS
[12:22:13 AM] Emiya Alpar: E.G.: CAEL
[12:22:15 AM] Emiya Alpar: LITERALLY
[12:22:17 AM] Emiya Alpar: BREATHING
[12:22:17 AM] Emiya Alpar: PROOF
[12:22:19 AM] Emiya Alpar: IS IN OUR CHATS
[12:22:23 AM] Koyume_Seika: Oh
[12:22:27 AM] Emiya Alpar: NO OFFENSE
[12:22:34 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Wow, you are so rude alpar
[12:22:37 AM] Koyume_Seika: None taken
[12:22:50 AM] Emiya Alpar: >best friends lost to first boss
[12:22:52 AM] Emiya Alpar: megaplebs
[12:23:06 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: AND THAT IS WHY A GIRL WILL NEVER PLANT ONE ON YOU
[12:23:10 AM] Emiya Alpar: GOOD
[12:23:12 AM] Emiya Alpar: 3DPD
[12:23:18 AM] Rina N. Flores: Shit, Astebreed looks awesome
[12:23:21 AM] Axel X: That means your waifu too
[12:23:26 AM] Emiya Alpar: IT'S OKAY SHE'S NOT REAL
[12:23:34 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:05 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< http://atrorymachell.tumblr.com/post/87760760267Actually it sounds like it was drugs. Her date planted drugs on her.
[12:23:41 AM] Rina N. Flores: Your waifu hates normalfags like you
[12:23:43 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: NEITHER WILL YOUR BODY PILLOW
[12:23:49 AM] Emiya Alpar: >implying i'm a normal
[12:23:53 AM] Adam Campbell: Did anyone understand what Al missed earlier
[12:24:00 AM] Adam Campbell: With Yoshi
[12:24:00 AM] Emiya Alpar: I really don't care about that anymore
[12:24:06 AM] Nick Soapdish: I thought he didn't miss it.
[12:24:12 AM] Adam Campbell: Not asking you Al
[12:24:15 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: YOUMU WILL NEVER KISS YOU
[12:24:19 AM] Emiya Alpar: GOOD
[12:24:21 AM] Nick Soapdish: he listed his measurements right?
[12:24:23 AM] Emiya Alpar: I DON'T WANT A KISS
[12:24:31 AM] Axel X: Meanwhile no one can make fun of kissing without Alpar being a damn pervert
[12:24:33 AM] Adam Campbell: That was part of it
[12:24:50 AM] Nick Soapdish: wait, did he think they were measurements of something else?
[12:25:01 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: because alpar thinks kissing leads immediately to sex
[12:25:06 AM] Emiya Alpar: i
[12:25:08 AM] Emiya Alpar: DIDN'T
[12:25:10 AM] Emiya Alpar: THINK THAT WAS WHAT IT MEANT
[12:25:12 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: Kissing makes you pregnant
[12:25:14 AM] Rina N. Flores: That's why he didn't like Sakura Trick
[12:25:18 AM] Emiya Alpar: STOP THIS
[12:25:19 AM] Rina N. Flores: He thought they were fucking on-screen
[12:25:20 AM] Emiya Alpar: STOP THIS TYRANNY
[12:25:24 AM] Axel X: [12:24 AM] Roflcopter4wan9:

<<< Kissing makes you pregnantIt's true!
[12:25:27 AM] Emiya Alpar: THIS IS ALPARPREJUDICE
[12:25:30 AM] Emiya Alpar: I DEMAND A LAWYER
[12:25:38 AM] Axel X: Overruled
[12:25:41 AM] Emiya Alpar: DICKS
[12:25:42 AM] Adam Campbell: But wait
[12:25:48 AM] Nick Soapdish: STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT WORK
[12:25:49 AM] Adam Campbell: Al kisses his mom
[12:25:58 AM] Emiya Alpar: DRACO YOU KNOW THAT NEVER COUNTS
[12:26:00 AM] Emiya Alpar: EVEN I KNOW THAT
[12:26:05 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [12:25 AM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT WORKQUIT SKYPING AT WORK
[12:26:06 AM] spplmj: >Al's siblings are actually his children
[12:26:14 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:25 AM] Adam Campbell:

<<< Al kisses his momdammit Alpar this isn't one of your incest animes
[12:26:16 AM] Emiya Alpar: I DON'T HAVE SIBLINGS
[12:26:16 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:26 AM] spplmj:

<<< >Al's siblings are actually his children>Alpar is his own father
[12:26:23 AM] Emiya Alpar: [12:26 AM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< dammit Alpar this isn't one of your incest animesTHAT'S DRACO
[12:26:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: [12:26 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< >Alpar is his own fatherAND THAT'S MAD GROSS
[12:26:32 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:26 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< QUIT SKYPING AT WORKI tried but I can't. I'm addicted
[12:26:35 AM] Axel X: Poor Scept is being disowned by Alpar...
[12:26:49 AM] Emiya Alpar: man the best friends are really bad at keroblaster
[12:27:23 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: [12:26 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< >Alpar is his own fatherWe gotta go back to the future!
[12:27:30 AM] Emiya Alpar: pls
[12:27:35 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: so alpar is phoenix?
[12:27:35 AM] Adam Campbell: Wait what's me
[12:27:39 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wait you were adopted
[12:27:45 AM] Emiya Alpar: I'm so lost
[12:27:45 AM] Adam Campbell: What's Draco Al
[12:27:53 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: but then who was phone
[12:27:54 AM] Rina N. Flores: "We need to go 88 MPH!"
"WHAT IS THAT, IS THAT A SEX THING, LIKE 69"
[12:27:54 AM] Emiya Alpar: Soapdish quoted you
[12:27:57 AM] Emiya Alpar: thinking it was me.
[12:28:02 AM] Emiya Alpar: [12:27 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< "We need to go 88 MPH!"
"WHAT IS THAT, IS THAT A SEX THING, LIKE 69"STOP
[12:28:04 AM] Emiya Alpar: OKAY LOOK
[12:28:05 AM] Emiya Alpar: I CAN BLAME
[12:28:06 AM] Emiya Alpar: EVERYTHING
[12:28:09 AM] Emiya Alpar: ON THAT TUMBLR USER OKAY
[12:28:10 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: You know he would say that
[12:28:15 AM] Emiya Alpar: YOU KNOW IT WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED
[12:28:18 AM] Emiya Alpar: DON'T DENY IT
[12:28:20 AM] Rina N. Flores: No you can't, it's your own filthy mind
[12:28:26 AM] Emiya Alpar: OKAY BUT WHEN YOU SAY
[12:28:27 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I bet he doesn't understand what 69 is
[12:28:28 AM] Emiya Alpar: "LOL UR A VIRGIN"
[12:28:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHY WOULD I NOT THINK ABOUT SEX
[12:28:39 AM] Emiya Alpar: SHUT UP EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT 69 IS
[12:28:41 AM] Adam Campbell: Al what is a motorboat
[12:28:42 AM] Nick Soapdish: You thought about DW having sex. It's as lewd as you can go
[12:28:49 AM] Emiya Alpar: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS I KNOW WHAT A MOTORBOAT IS
[12:28:56 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Nick is gonna get fired because of us I know it
[12:28:58 AM] Emiya Alpar: [12:28 AM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< You thought about DW having sex. It's as lewd as you can goCARTOONS HAVING SEX WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT
[12:28:59 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: [12:27 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< "We need to go 88 MPH!"
"WHAT IS THAT, IS THAT A SEX THING, LIKE 69"10/10
[12:29:10 AM] Nick Soapdish: What I do, is I pretend I'm coughing
[12:29:15 AM] Axel X: [12:28 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< WHY WOULD I NOT THINK ABOUT SEXThe bigger question is: why you of all people were thinking of sex?
[12:29:22 AM] Emiya Alpar: BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE WERE ALL
[12:29:29 AM] Emiya Alpar: "HURR ALPAR PLS U GOTTA STOP BEIN SO NAIVE DURRRR"
[12:29:31 AM] Emiya Alpar: I'M TRYING
[12:29:39 AM] Nick Soapdish: [12:28 AM] Emiya Alpar:

<<< CARTOONS HAVING SEX WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPTShe's in preschool you sick fuck
[12:29:42 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO THINK OF SEX
[12:29:45 AM] Emiya Alpar: I'M NOT
[12:29:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHY WOULD YOU NOT THINK OF SEX WHEN YOU HEAR
[12:29:57 AM] Axel X: well this confirms Al's loli urges
[12:29:59 AM] Emiya Alpar: "LOL U DUN GEDDIT UR A VIRGIN"
[12:30:12 AM] Emiya Alpar: KISSES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH VIRGINITY
[12:30:14 AM] *** Rina N. Flores has changed the conversation picture. ***
[12:30:21 AM] *** Rina N. Flores has changed the conversation topic to "My face right now | Hey guys, RP Update: http://nazr.in/tv0" ***
[12:30:22 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: THIS IS A CARTOON FOR 4 YEAR OLDS ALPAR
[12:30:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: YEAH AND SO IS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS PRETTY MUCH
[12:30:42 AM] Emiya Alpar: THAT DIDNT' STOP THE SHOW FROM MENTIONING ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY
[12:30:47 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: IT'S NOT AN EDUCATIONAL CARTOON
[12:30:54 AM] Emiya Alpar: NEITHER ARE MOST CARTOONS
[12:31:00 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ARTHUR WAS AN EDUCATIONAL CARTOON
[12:31:01 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: ARTHUR IS
[12:31:04 AM] Roflcopter4wan9: YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
[12:31:06 AM] Emiya Alpar: OKAY GOOD FOR ARTHUR
[12:31:22 AM] Axel X: Geez, I come back from killing demons and Alpar butchers the meaning of one children's scene

[12:35:32 AM] Emiya Alpar: I'm 100% positive spitroast is a sex term now

"[12:15:43 AM] Emiya Alpar: but isn't there already a term for that
[12:15:44 AM] Emiya Alpar: creampie."
I'm dead. You did it. You killed me.

Freaking hell, Alpar.

I regret everything.

I don't :D

[3:46:17 PM] Koyume_Seika: https://i.imgur.com/6mOrsdX.png
[3:47:08 PM] Vatonnage: 150000 hours on MS Paint
[3:47:24 PM] Alps: whatisthis
[3:47:38 PM] Koyume_Seika: The base image?
[3:47:47 PM] Alps: Like
[3:47:49 PM] Alps: what is any of it
[3:47:52 PM] Alps: and what does it mean exactly
[3:48:30 PM] Cloak: I think they're trying to assign personalities to us.
[3:49:09 PM] Cloak: Rofl clearly wanting to hold hands with Mami.
The lewd bastard.
[3:49:23 PM] Alps: I... really don't understand.
[3:49:32 PM] Sparks: oh hai alpar
[3:49:35 PM] Alps: Hey.
[3:49:39 PM] Koyume_Seika: nah, jsut something I drew up about out chats... mostly about you, alpar
[3:49:47 PM] Alps: ...could you explain?

Genius

How long can I hold out before I'm forced to start learning about Kancolle?

I'm sure that Kancolle has a lot of shipping in it.

Meant to upload this the day after it happened, which was I think about a week ago or so.

We played Drabble. Yeah that's pretty much it.

SMT-in-the-background-warning, we didn't hear it but it picked up Vat's MP3 Skype Recording somehow.

[2:07:26 AM] Shadow Phoenix: testing, testing
namechange valid?
[2:07:28 AM] Vatonnage: Yes
[2:07:32 AM] Shadow Phoenix: I AM THE SHADOW
[2:07:35 AM] Shadow Phoenix: THE TRUE SELF
[2:08:08 AM] Shadow Phoenix: I AM INTO DOG EARS AND CAT EARS. MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T FILL MY IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS LIKE YURI AND HAND HOLDING.
[2:08:11 AM] Tael: what are we talking about
[2:08:19 AM] Real Phoenix: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE NOT ME!!!
[2:08:26 AM] Tael: I heard lesbians and alpar being foolish
[2:08:27 AM] Shadow Phoenix: IT'S SYMBOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
[2:08:31 AM] Shadow Phoenix: AHHHHH
[2:08:35 AM] Shadow Phoenix: (because you know
he's into glasses yuri)
[2:08:53 AM] Tael: I..this is alreay lewd
[2:08:57 AM] Real Phoenix: What would his persona be?
[2:08:59 AM] Tael: also good
thank you
[2:09:07 AM] Real Phoenix: Besides a dead cat/dog with glasses.
[2:09:09 AM] Zyquux: [11:07:45 PM] Lewd!Par: I AM INTO DOG EARS AND CAT EARS. MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T FILL MY IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS LIKE YURI AND HAND HOLDING.
[2:09:16 AM] Shadow Phoenix: ...darn it.
[2:09:21 AM] Shadow Phoenix: Well at least you know it's fake
[2:09:25 AM] Shadow Phoenix: I don't have a girlfriend so HAHAHAHA

Fuller.

[2:03:56 AM] Vatonnage: DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED NEKO
[2:04:11 AM] Alps: AND THEN SHE STARTS LICKING HER AND THE NSHE
[2:04:11 AM] Zyquux: [2:03 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< WHY DO I HAVE ORIGINWe are all wondering that
[2:04:13 AM] Alps: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:04:14 AM] Diabeetus-tan: tonight I discovered my boyfriend likes yuri brb let me grab my knife goodbye forever world byeeeeeeeeee
[2:04:16 AM] Skrist: Neko as in just Neko or nekomonogatari or...?
[2:04:19 AM] Nick Soapdish: [2:03 AM] Zyquux:

<<< shotacon*
lolicon yaoi doesn't make much senseI'm kinda glad I'm not getting the terms right. I don't look like a complete dirty old man
[2:04:25 AM] Vatonnage: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:04:29 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I DONT
[2:04:32 AM] Alps: [2:04 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< tonight I discovered my boyfriend likes yuri brb let me grab my knife goodbye forever world byeeeeeeeeeesee ya
don't forget to wear glasses first
[2:04:45 AM] Alps: he has glasses fetish too apparently
[2:04:46 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Daniel "Phoenix" NP punches Alpar
[2:04:49 AM] Alps: HUEHUEHU
[2:04:50 AM] Vatonnage: [2:04 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< tonight I discovered my boyfriend likes yuri brb let me grab my knife goodbye forever world byeeeeeeeeeeThat means cheating is okay if it's with a girl
[2:04:51 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHEN DID I SAY THAT
[2:04:57 AM] Alps: the anime told her
[2:04:58 AM] Nick Soapdish: OH SO IT'S TRUE
[2:05:05 AM] Zyquux: Threesome confirmed
[2:05:06 AM] Alps: everything in that anime is a mirror to your desires :Y
[2:05:09 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I DONT
[2:05:14 AM] Skrist: [2:04 AM] Diabeetus-tan:

<<< tonight I discovered my boyfriend likes yuri brb let me grab my knife goodbye forever world byeeeeeeeeeeIs he a necrophiliac too?
[2:05:21 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: NO
[2:05:27 AM] Nick Soapdish: >my boyfriend likes yuri. NOOOOO
>my girlfriend likes yuri. YEEEESSSS
[2:05:29 AM] Alps: Diabeetus-tan take notes, your bf has the hots for megane yuri with alcohol and licking
[2:05:30 AM | Edited 2:05:42 AM] Zyquux: [2:04 AM] Skrist:

<<< Is he a necrophiliac too?Necrophiliac yuri
cool
[2:05:44 AM] Vatonnage: Nah, catnaip, not alcohol
[2:05:45 AM] Alps: oh and something about dogs and cats
[2:05:45 AM] Zyquux: geddit
[2:05:49 AM] Vatonnage: Learn the difference it can save your life
[2:05:50 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ALPAR GO DIE
[2:05:54 AM] Zyquux: because dead bodies don't have warmth
[2:05:54 AM] Alps: huehuehuehueheue
[2:05:57 AM] Alps: you seem miffed
[2:06:00 AM] Diabeetus-tan: [2:05 AM] Alps:

<<< Diabeetus-tan take notes, your bf has the hots for megane yuri with alcohol and lickingtfw I'll never be a good wife
[2:06:02 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: She called my green tea catnip once
[2:06:04 AM] Skrist: DON'T DO IT ALPAR, HE'S INTO THAT SHIT!
[2:06:06 AM] Alps: HAHAHAHAHHA
[2:06:07 AM] Zyquux: [2:05 AM] Alps:

<<< oh and something about dogs and cats>not bitches and pussy
[2:06:12 AM] Alps: [2:06 AM] Skrist:

<<< DON'T DO IT ALPAR, HE'S INTO THAT SHIT!OOOOOOOOO
[2:06:17 AM] Alps: [2:06 AM] Zyquux:

<<< >not bitches and pussyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:06:29 AM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE
[2:06:42 AM] Alps: Wait
[2:06:44 AM] Alps: wait I have an idea.
[2:06:47 AM] Alps: Brb in a minute
[2:06:58 AM] Vatonnage: We're learning how couples cope with unrealistic fetishes
[2:07:03 AM] Vatonnage: Like hand-holding
[2:07:04 AM] Shadow Phoenix: lolol is the namechange working
[2:07:12 AM] Zyquux: Lesbian necrobestialilty apparently
[2:07:21 AM] Vatonnage: Drunk edition
[2:07:23 AM] Shadow Phoenix: testing, testing
namechange valid?
[2:07:25 AM] Vatonnage: Yes
[2:07:29 AM] Shadow Phoenix: I AM THE SHADOW
[2:07:31 AM] Shadow Phoenix: THE TRUE SELF
[2:07:53 AM] Tael: [2:08 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Like hand-holdingthat's grounds for divorce right there
[2:08:02 AM] Vatonnage: Tael you should watch it too
[2:08:05 AM] Shadow Phoenix: I AM INTO DOG EARS AND CAT EARS. MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T FILL MY IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS LIKE YURI AND HAND HOLDING.
[2:08:08 AM] Tael: what are we talking about
[2:08:15 AM] Real Phoenix: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE NOT ME!!!
[2:08:23 AM] Tael: I heard lesbians and alpar being foolish
[2:08:23 AM] Shadow Phoenix: IT'S SYMBOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
[2:08:24 AM] Vatonnage: [1:38 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< https://youtu.be/nn5gEtavASo
So I just saw nine episodes of thisTael watch pls
[2:08:28 AM] Shadow Phoenix: AHHHHH
[2:08:32 AM] Shadow Phoenix: (because you know
he's into glasses yuri)

Ask Vat for the context.

[10:26:00 PM] Emiya Alpar: so what's a g-string
[10:26:32 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Before we tell you, take an uneducated guess
[10:26:39 PM] Emiya Alpar: A type of bra?
[10:26:40 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: HAHAHA
[10:26:45 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: HOLY FUCK ALPAR
[10:26:49 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Incredible
[10:26:49 PM] Skrist: LMFAO

[10:33:39 PM] Alps: Dear diary
[10:33:47 PM] Alps: 2014 of June 15th
[10:33:52 PM] Alps: I learned what a G-string was
[10:34:00 PM] Alps: this was six months and 14 days after I used my first condom
[10:34:03 PM] Alps: as a water balloon

[1:03:24 AM] Biscuit: GUYS
[1:03:30 AM] Skrist: [1:02 AM] Biscuit:

<<< Bill Trinen NTRing Zelda was for Tomodachi LifeI thought that was miyamoto and aonuma?
[1:03:34 AM] Biscuit: WHAT IF BILL TRINEN HAS A MIDDLE NAME THAT STARTS WITH N
[1:03:40 AM] Biscuit: THAT WAY
HE'S LITERALLY...
[1:03:42 AM] Alps: ...PFFF
[1:03:44 AM] Biscuit: ...Bill N TRinen
[1:03:50 AM] Alps: AMAZING.
[1:03:57 AM] Alps: Someone needs to ask that to him.
[1:04:05 AM] Alps: Or convince him to get a middle name that starts with N.
[1:04:06 AM] Oronaldrive Ostrich: Especially best since Bill is short for William
[1:04:10 AM] Oronaldrive Ostrich: Will N TRinen
[1:04:14 AM] Nick Soapdish: http://www.linkedin.com/in/billtrinen
[1:04:17 AM] Biscuit: PFFFFT
[1:04:20 AM] Alps: >Bill is short for William
wot?
[1:04:27 AM] Biscuit: You didn't know?
[1:04:39 AM] Alps: No I don't.
[1:04:53 AM] Biscuit: dang
[1:05:17 AM] Vatonnage: Bill comes from Will, which comes from William
[1:05:19 AM] Cloak: How did you not know that?
[1:05:21 AM] Alps: oh
[1:05:29 AM] Vatonnage: Ye Olde Engrish
[1:05:31 AM] Nick Soapdish: Bill Smith
[1:05:40 AM] Skrist: Can we just name Osmium as the official metal of Alpar?
[1:05:53 AM] Alps: Why?
[1:05:59 AM] Skrist: It's the densest.
[1:06:02 AM] Alps: pfffffff
[1:06:20 AM] Biscuit: 100/10

[9:44:51 PM] Vatonnage: Songs make me more emotional than anime, games, or manga ever has, for some reason
[9:45:05 PM] Alps: ...really? EVER?
[9:45:10 PM] Ratsel: Songs really affect my mood a lot
[9:45:10 PM | Edited 9:45:24 PM] Vatonnage: Ever?
[9:45:15 PM] Alps: Or do you mean on a normal basis?
[9:45:29 PM] Ratsel: every time I listen to Sins of the Father I get really sad, it never fails
[9:45:44 PM] Ment: [9:45 PM] Ratsel:

<<< Songs really affect my mood a lotYeah. Last time I heard Nickelback I almost killed myself.
[9:45:50 PM] Alps: Haaaaa
[9:45:53 PM] Vatonnage: badumtsh
[9:46:01 PM] Scept: Rekt
[9:46:04 PM] Ratsel: hue

DA said to skypethread this because he still can't access his own forums

[9:29:01 PM] MrNaleIt: "French tomboy" is a contradiction, like Starbursts. THE FRENCH GIVE UP, TOMBOYS DON'T. THEY FIGHT TILL THEIR LAST BREATH. And Starbursts are solid like a candy, yet juicy like a liquid!

Bunny.

Zyq wanted this as a banner:

[9:43 PM] MrNaleIt: is that one of your moeshit waifugarbage games?