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[11:21:05 AM] Grandpa Soapy: [11:20 AM] Presto Name Change-O:

<<< https://i.imgur.com/8FoL3xj.jpg sluuuuuuutttttt
[11:21:27 AM] Brother Alpar: [11:20 AM] Presto Name Change-O:

<<< https://i.imgur.com/8FoL3xj.jpg LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
[11:21:37 AM] Brother Alpar: [11:21 AM] Grandpa Soapy:

<<< sluuuuuuutttttt nigga i'll cut you too
[11:21:52 AM] Grandpa Soapy: the image is right there
[11:22:03 AM] Presto Name Change-O: [11:21 AM] Brother Alpar:

<<< LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU what if I photoshop your face in there?
[11:22:22 AM] Brother Alpar: [11:22 AM] Presto Name Change-O:

<<< what if I photoshop your face in there? that... would be out of place and would look really jarring but thanks.


LATER...

[11:26:43 AM] Presto Name Change-O: [11:22 AM] Presto Name Change-O:

<<< what if I photoshop your face in there? And...
[11:26:48 AM] Brother Alpar: And what?
[11:26:49 AM] Presto Name Change-O: https://i.imgur.com/HxNLUPt.jpg
done
[11:26:53 AM] Brother Alpar: oh my gosh i hate you
[11:27:00 AM] Brother Alpar: OH MY GOSH
[11:27:02 AM] Brother Alpar: I HATE YOU
[11:27:04 AM] Brother Alpar: SO MUCH
[11:27:04 AM] Scept: HAAAAAAAAAA
[11:27:07 AM] Scept: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:27:08 AM] Axel X: I knew that was gonna happen
[11:27:11 AM] Tael: ...hahha
HAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
[11:27:17 AM] Brother Alpar: FUUUUUUUUUU
[11:27:21 AM] Scept: SKYPETHREADING THIS SHIT
[11:27:22 AM] Scept: RIGHT NOW
[11:27:26 AM] Brother Alpar: FFFF
[11:27:26 AM] Brother Alpar: UUUU

https://i.imgur.com/mGMgSqy.png
AND NOW THIS. BASED CAEL.

Goddammit, the one day I sleep in and this is what I miss?

[12:10:11 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Hey Alpar, at Supercon I'll tell Ruth you said hi
[12:10:39 PM] Vatonnage: That's nice of you
[12:10:49 PM] Vatonnage: But what if she forgets his existence?
[12:11:03 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: how ruthless of her
[12:11:25 PM] Vatonnage: Ruths of nature
[12:13:58 PM] Ment: our pun quality is just going through the ruth now
[12:14:09 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: MAAAAN
[12:14:11 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: I LOVE THIS MANGA

On that note, today marks a year since the four losers met up at Florida.

Wow, what kind of loser keeps that in mind?

[11:18:59 PM] spplmj:
There is a special place in hell reserved for people like this
[11:19:35 PM] Orion X: They're just into S&M don't judge them
[11:19:51 PM] Alps: ................
[11:20:02 PM] Scept: PLS

I legitimately think that one hurt me.

[11:14:01 PM] Skrist: You guys would need to build a fire and would argue about which way is more efficient isntead of building the fire.

[4:59:03 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: YOU TWO DID IT
[4:59:07 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: YOU TWO ACTUALLY BEAT THE BOSS
[4:59:20 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: LEO RAN OUT OF MP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND TOO
[4:59:32 PM] I wish I had a name: That means he's too tired to molest me!
[4:59:53 PM] Rina N. Flores: No it just means we can't do the really fun stuff

[1:02:52 AM] Emiya Alpar: BECAUSE SUPER DICK CAN HAPPY FEELY WITHOUT ONE

Today I learned the other half of the purpose to a gloryhole.

No, don't gloss over it.

Alpar thought a gloryhole was used for a romantic night between married couples.

I said it was for friends with benefits too.

Fetishes are weird, man..

Immediately followed by:

[12:14:42 AM] Skrist: Quick Alpar, what's fellatio?
[12:14:46 AM] Alpar: It sounds more like an actual disease
[12:14:47 AM] Alpar: I KNOW
[12:14:48 AM] Alpar: I KNOW THIS ONE
[12:14:49 AM] Mr Naled It: That's actually worse
[12:14:51 AM] Alpar: LEO TAUGHT ME THIS ONE

I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[11:42:25 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: hell I would rather watch Cars 2 over Brave any day

[6:04:53 PM] Emiya Alpar: >at mom's nail salon
>mom calls me over to a room
>we're gonna wax
>we're gonna what
>just lie down
>why

rip in peace alpar

[1:10:04 PM] Vatonnage: http://kaz-miller.tumblr.com/post/91750110130
Ratsel getting BTFO
[1:10:31 PM] Rina N. Flores: >Metal Gear dating sim
>Invite Big Boss on a date
>Stand him up
[1:10:51 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: I knew you were bad but I didn't know you were Hitler
[1:10:55 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: how could you do that

[2:39:45 PM] Alps: also how was test
[2:40:02 PM] Ratsel: It went alright
[2:40:12 PM] Alps: and the grill?
[2:40:45 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: Oh yeah that happened
[2:41:48 PM] Ratsel: She's taken
[2:41:55 PM] Alps: awwww shameeee
[2:42:16 PM] Alps: do you at least feel a little better?
[2:42:31 PM] Ratsel: Yeah, it was worth a shot
[2:44:45 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wait, what did you say to her exactly?
[2:47:23 PM] Alps: I don't think that really matters
[2:47:51 PM] Leonidas Eliades: NTR him
[2:48:03 PM] Alps: dat's cold
[2:48:19 PM] Leonidas Eliades: And then Ment will NTR you
[2:48:24 PM] Alps: dat's... normal
[2:48:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: AND THEN ZOIDBERG WILL BE THE POPULAR ONE
[2:48:43 PM] Alps: dat's impossible

[8:23:44 PM] I wish I had a name: Ment... Miki hasen't even begun to be lewd yet
[8:24:37 PM] Ratsel: She needs to cool off
[8:26:35 PM] I wish I had a name: Implying you can ever get a grill
http://www.momsofcapemay.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bbqforum.jpg
to cool down
[8:27:15 PM] Alps: >all those weeners on her
wow what a WHORE
[8:27:28 PM] Alps: buns too?
[8:27:33 PM] Alps: that's way too lewd, man
[8:27:55 PM] Axel X: halolz meets Diabeetus-tan.jpg
[8:28:18 PM] Alps: WOW talk about being lewder
[8:28:05 PM] I wish I had a name: http://ak1.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/480676/preview/stock-footage-cook-turning-hot-dogs-on-a-large-barbecue-grill.jpg
[8:28:36 PM] Alps: WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS SICKENING IMAGERY
[8:29:19 PM] Axel X: You know where you can find it? By going OUTSIDE
[8:29:28 PM] Alps: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[8:29:31 PM] Axel X: scary I know
[8:29:34 PM] I wish I had a name: >not cooking with a grill indoors
[8:29:40 PM] Alps: I-I CAN'T TALK TO GRILLS
[8:29:44 PM] Alps: THEY MIGHT GET
[8:29:46 PM] Alps: HOTHEADED
[8:30:00 PM] Vatonnage: I love grills
[8:30:05 PM] Vatonnage: And how smokin' hot they are
[8:30:14 PM] Axel X: wow, cool it down in here
[8:30:15 PM] Ratsel: You just want to put your meat on them
[8:30:35 PM] Vatonnage: And eat the meat they have too
[8:30:51 PM] I wish I had a name: Grill-meat is delecious
[8:30:59 PM] Axel X: you're all getting coal this year for christmas

[8:28:24 PM] Phoenix: holy shit double dash feels so different to MK8
[8:28:24 PM] Grashbar: and what the fuck are peeps
[8:28:40 PM] Skrist: The marshmallow ducks.
[8:28:48 PM] Grashbar: what
[8:28:55 PM] French Gourmet: This movie is incredible

Aboithagameboi wrote:[8:28:24 PM] Phoenix: holy shit double dash feels so different to MK8
[8:28:24 PM] Grashbar: and what the fuck are peeps
[8:28:40 PM] Skrist: The marshmallow ducks.
[8:28:48 PM] Grashbar: what
[8:28:55 PM] French Gourmet: This movie is incredible

This fucking quote made me laugh for like three solid minutes.
Why?
I've got no fucking idea.

[8:03:48 PM] Cloak: >Seymour proposes
>Yuna immediately downs an entire glass of something
[8:06:20 PM] Rina N. Flores: Roofie
[8:08:27 PM] Emiya Alpar: roof what
[8:09:10 PM] Cloak: Date rape drug, alpar.
[8:09:15 PM] Emiya Alpar: oh

Yuna's Thoughts: "I'm gonna need two Kampais for this one..."

Context: Tael is tricked by Scept to watch Love Stage

A Yaoi anime

[18:11:39] Tael: NOW I'M ENJOYING IT
[18:11:45] Scept: MAD
[18:11:46] Scept: GAY
[18:11:48] Tael: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ASSHOLE
[18:11:55] Tael: BECAUSE I'M MAD GAY