Re: Skype Shenanigans Archiver

by **Leo E.** Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:19 pm

We knew Tael was mad gay. He likes Strike Witches.

by Scept Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:35 pm

[7:21:46 PM] Grandpa Soapy: so I just flew in. boy are my arms tired
[7:22:01 PM] Yoshi: *canned laughter*
[7:27:01 PM] Grandpa Soapy: what's the deal with airline food? When you've got people trapped in a small area at 10,000 feet getting people sick is the last thing you want *wait for laughter*
[7:27:20 PM] Orion X: [bassline]
[7:27:20 PM] Yoshi: *Recorded laughter*
[7:27:25 PM] Presto Name Change-O: *canned crickets*
[7:27:43 PM] Scept: *lone coughing*
[7:27:45 PM] Yoshi: CAEL
[7:27:57 PM] Yoshi: STOP RELEASEING CRICKETS INTO THE CHAT
[7:28:13 PM] Grandpa Soapy: AAHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!!
[7:28:39 PM] Grandpa Soapy: [7:27 PM] Scept:

<<< *lone coughing*This man is choking on a cricket! Quick! Get his wallet!
[7:28:49 PM] Yoshi: *Takes wallet*
[7:28:56 PM] Yoshi: It's full of pink things
[7:29:02 PM] Yoshi: WHOI WANTS IT!
[7:30:34 PM] Grandpa Soapy: Who keeps pictures of such things in their wallet?!? There's no money just waifu pics. Oh and a condom that expired in 2011.
[7:30:54 PM] Yoshi: looks like it was stapled ;3
[7:31:03 PM] Brother Alpar: I love stapled condoms
[7:31:07 PM] Orion X: Alpar will just use it for a waterballoon anyway
[7:31:27 PM] Yoshi: a special water balloon ;3
[7:31:35 PM] Yoshi: it's gonna hold yogurt
[7:32:13 PM] Brother Alpar: >using a condom to hold yogurt
[7:32:17 PM] Brother Alpar: nigga i wanna eat dat yogurt
[7:32:18 PM] Brother Alpar: hand it over
[7:32:22 PM] Yoshi: ......
[7:32:24 PM] Yoshi: .......................
[7:32:26 PM] Brother Alpar: put some banana and chocolate on it
[7:32:26 PM] Orion X: Oh my God yes
[7:32:27 PM] Yoshi: ..................................................
[7:32:29 PM] Orion X: Please yes
[7:32:33 PM] Yoshi: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
[7:32:34 PM] Brother Alpar: what
[7:32:40 PM] Presto Name Change-O: alpar pls
[7:32:41 PM] Orion X: Goddammit Alpar
[7:32:45 PM] Yoshi: you go ahead and eat that yogurt alpar
[7:32:46 PM] Brother Alpar: .......oh.
[7:32:54 PM] Brother Alpar: That's disgusting
[7:33:00 PM] Brother Alpar: jizz isn't even cookies and cream colored
[7:33:02 PM] Yoshi: and yet you wanna eat it
[7:33:09 PM] Orion X: Dying oh my God
[7:33:14 PM] Grandpa Soapy: yogurt that's with a chocolate banana
[7:33:25 PM] Brother Alpar: nigga chocolate on yogurt and bananas on yogurt are great
[7:33:30 PM] Presto Name Change-O: [7:32 PM] Brother Alpar:

<<< That's disgustingNow alpar, think of the starving kids in nigeria
[7:33:37 PM] Grandpa Soapy: so there's a chocolate banana in the condom as well as yoghurt
[7:33:41 PM] Brother Alpar: i will have you know i had some for the first time in a while just earlier this week
[7:33:42 PM] Yoshi: I'm ded
[7:33:47 PM] Yoshi: i'm sorry but i'm ded

Way to go, Alpar.

by Archer Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:45 pm

[10:44:57 PM] Ratsel: imagine knowing God is real, all powerful, and a greasy nerd

No context ever

by **Leo E.** Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:02 pm

[10:01:37 PM] Rina N. Flores: http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIG-IPN-1125
Why
[10:01:39 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: I preordered it

Rofl confirmed for Hitler

by **Leo E.** Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:28 pm

[8/2/2014 11:53:42 AM] spplmj: There is yuri in front of me but I hate these 2 bitches so much I dont want it

by Archer Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:04 am

Not our chats but

[3:00:47 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: some
[3:00:47 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: BODY
[3:00:49 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: ONCE TOLD ME
[3:00:52 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: TAMEEM WAS GONNA WRITE ME
[3:00:59 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: I WAS GONNA BE THE SUCCUBUS PROM DATE.
[3:01:00 AM] Blowhard: hahaha
[3:01:02 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: I WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB
[3:01:08 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: WITH MY MIDDLEFINGER AND MY THUMB
[3:01:11 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: STICKIN OUT
[3:01:12 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: ON MY HAND
[3:01:15 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SAYING "FUCK YOU"
[3:01:17 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: Well
[3:01:21 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: THE HUNTER STARTS COMIN
[3:01:24 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: AND HE DONT STOP COMOIN
[3:01:31 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SMASH UP MY TRAILER
[3:01:34 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: BUT I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN
[3:01:37 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: LIMBO DONT MAKE SENSE
[3:01:40 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: BUT NEITHER DOES KAT
[3:01:43 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SHE TRIED TO ACT NICE
[3:01:46 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: BUT I STILL TALKED SMACK
[3:01:54 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SO MUCH TO SHOOT, THEY LIVE PLOT TO STEAL
[3:02:00 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SO WHATS WRONG WITH HAVING NO LOCK ON?
[3:02:04 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: YOULL NEVER FLY IF YOU DONT GLITCH
[3:02:12 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: YOULL ALWAYS KNOW KATS A REAL BITCH
[3:02:14 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: HEY NOW
[3:02:17 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: YOURE AN ARTIST
[3:02:19 AM] Nash "Dynamic Hunter" Blakeslee: Did you know the most commonly poisoned drink in the world is tea?
[3:02:21 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: GET YOUR WRITE ON
[3:02:23 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: DMCS GAAAAY
[3:02:26 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: HEY NOW
[3:02:28 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: YOURE TAMEEM
[3:02:31 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF
[3:02:36 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: NO REVIEWS WERE PAAAID
[3:02:37 AM] Alps: I'm sitting through Diego's performance and I love where it's going
[3:02:49 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: Deeemon dodging makes the game really banaal
[3:02:54 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: and only dmc.oooooorg
[3:02:55 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: thinks youre
[3:02:58 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: SSSENSATIONAL
[3:03:06 AM] Blowhard: 10/10
[3:03:13 AM] Blowhard: bravo
[3:03:14 AM] Karate Bugman: i teared up ;_;
[3:03:15 AM] Karate Bugman: 10/10
[3:03:22 AM] Alps: 12/10
[3:03:39 AM] Blowhard: modern poetry at its finest
[3:04:04 AM] DIEGO BENIHANA - STREETEST FIGHTER: i can die with a clear conscience

by **Leo E.** Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm

[11:21:43 PM] Emiya Alpar: I JUST WANNA SLEEP
[11:21:49 PM] Emiya Alpar: AND I DON'T MEAN THE INSERT DICK INTO VUHJAYJAY KIND
[11:22:05 PM] spplmj: You mean the dick insert dick into anus kind
[11:22:42 PM] Emiya Alpar:>tfw i thought as a kid this could get a woman double prengnant somehow
[11:23:36 PM] Rina N. Flores: What the actual fuck

by **Leo E.** Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:19 pm

[4:10:51 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Meanwhile RIG speaks about actual spoilers as if people have known them for 50 years
[4:11:20 PM] RIG: keep getting me mad i will drop all xenoblade on you
[4:11:38 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: oh go ahead, I have zero intention of playing xenoblade
[4:11:55 PM | Edited 4:12:05 PM] RIG: you, but grash is other story
[4:12:13 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Let us not forget Nick Soapdish either
[4:12:18 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: he has yet to beat Xenoblade too
[4:12:51 PM] RIG: my 10 years old cousin has played more xenoblade than you, how do you feel?
[4:13:07 PM] Rina N. Flores:haha rekt
[4:13:10 PM] Rina N. Flores: lmao
[4:13:20 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: oh my goodness i feel so rekt
[4:13:25 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: what do i doooooooo
[4:13:55 PM] Rina N. Flores: Nothing
You will never live down this pure rekkage

#epicrig

by Aboithagameboi Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:07 am

[11:06:43 AM] Leonidas Eliades: The dick doesn't make her any less of a woman

by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:43 am

THE HYPEST CHESS MATCH BETWEEN CUHRAYZEE GOD HAND AND CUHRAYZEE MOTIVATION

THE GRAND BATTLE OF /CGG/

WINNER TAKES THE GRAND WAIFU PRIZE OF RURI GOKOU

-Second match after Blowhard disconnected via timeout-

[1:19:43 AM] Alps: [1:12:56 AM] Alps: WHAT
[1:12:57 AM] Alps: THAT'S NOT FAIR
[1:13:00 AM] Alps: I HAD TWO SECONDS LEFT
[1:13:04 AM] Alps: I WAS GOING TO MAKE MY MOVE
[1:13:06 AM] Alps: WHAT THE HELL
[1:13:06 AM] Blowhard: KURONEKO IS MINE FAGET
[1:13:11 AM] Alps: HELL NO
[1:13:14 AM] Alps: YOU ALSO LOST BY TIME OUT
[1:13:14 AM] Blowhard: YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN MORE PIECES
[1:13:20 AM] Alps: NO THAT'S LITERALLY NOT FAIR
[1:13:23 AM] Alps: I WAS CHEATED BY THE TIMER
[1:13:38 AM] Alps: I DEMAND A FAIR REMATCH
[1:13:41 AM] Alps: WHERE IS YOUR HONOR, VERGIL
[1:13:59 AM] Blowhard: http://a.pomf.se/rjwxty.jpg
[1:14:06 AM] Blowhard: >pic of what is happening to you're waifu right now
[1:14:14 AM] Alps: VERGIL YOU CHEATED
[1:14:19 AM] Alps: I HAD TIME
[1:14:20 AM] Alps: I HAD TIME
[1:14:28 AM] Blowhard: ok, one more
[1:14:30 AM] Alps: kk
[1:14:45 AM] Alps: THIS TIME FOR REALS
[1:14:52 AM] Blowhard: Fuck, I'm black
[1:14:53 AM] Alps: NO PUSSYING OUT, NO EXCUSES
[1:14:57 AM] Delusionary Killer: hhaha
[1:15:10 AM] Alps: Gene vs. Vergil 1: VERGIL USED QUICKSILVER TO CHEAT
[1:15:45 AM] Alps: Gene vs. Vergil 2: THIS WILL BE OUR FINAL BATTLE (maybe until vstv i guess idk)

_________________________________

[2:16:34 AM] Alps: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[2:16:35 AM] Alps: THIS WAS LITERALLY
[2:16:37 AM] Alps: THE HYPEST
[2:16:38 AM] Alps: FUNNEST
[2:16:39 AM] Alps: BEST
[2:16:41 AM] Alps: CHESS MATCH
[2:16:42 AM] Alps: I EVER HAD
[2:17:29 AM] Nick Soapdish: did you lose your waifu?
[2:17:54 AM] Alps: [2:13:02 AM] Alps: come on vergil
[2:13:03 AM] Alps: make your move
[2:13:29 AM] Someguy_Vive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
[2:13:36 AM] Someguy_Vive: Comeback theme?
[2:13:39 AM] Alps: it's over
[2:13:42 AM] Alps: just two moves
[2:13:44 AM] Alps: and it's over
[2:13:52 AM] Blowhard: gg
[2:13:53 AM] Delusionary Killer: scary stuff
[2:14:01 AM] *** Alps has changed the conversation topic to "/cggs/ - GENE WINS BEST GIRL" ***
[2:14:05 AM] Koalasseum: not even 4am yet
[2:14:11 AM] Delusionary Killer: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[2:14:15 AM] Terrutas: do a BO3
[2:14:16 AM] Blowhard: literally suicide
[2:14:18 AM] Terrutas: it's 1-1
[2:14:20 AM] Delusionary Killer: Told you not to go against an asian
[2:14:20 AM] Delusionary Killer: but no
[2:14:38 AM] *** Delusionary Killer has changed the conversation picture. ***
[2:14:39 AM] Someguy_Vive: So how did this arise?
[2:14:44 AM] Delusionary Killer: :^)
[2:14:47 AM] Blowhard: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
[2:14:50 AM] Blowhard: Fuck you DK
[2:15:00 AM] Delusionary Killer: I had one prepared for you if you won
[2:15:02 AM] Koalasseum: pfffft DK
[2:15:04 AM] Delusionary Killer: but oh well
[2:15:08 AM] Blowhard: this is some shit
[2:15:15 AM] Blowhard: Actually, Alps didn't win
[2:15:23 AM | Edited 2:15:35 AM] Blowhard: at the last minute I flipped the chess board
[2:15:33 AM] Alps: [2:14 AM] Delusionary Killer:

<<< Delusionary Killer has changed the conversation pictureI LOVE YOU
[2:15:41 AM] Alps: [2:15 AM] Blowhard:

<<< at the last minute I flipped the chess boardoh really?
[2:15:45 AM] Blowhard: yes
[2:15:49 AM] Alps: likely story
[2:15:56 AM] Delusionary Killer: recreation: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[2:15:57 AM] Alps: for the final nail in the coffin
[2:16:09 AM] Alps: https://i.imgur.com/xPa1HJP.png
[2:19:18 AM] Alps: [2:18:15 AM] Delusionary Killer: :^)
[2:18:21 AM] Delusionary Killer: There's always round 2
[2:18:23 AM] Blowhard: You'll get yours
[2:18:23 AM] Delusionary Killer: VSTV
[2:18:30 AM] Terrutas: yeah
[2:18:33 AM] Terrutas: he gets kuroneko till VSTV
[2:18:33 AM] Blowhard: THIS ISN'T OVER
[2:18:37 AM] Terrutas: and the winner gets to keep her
[2:18:43 AM] Alps: BUDDY
[2:18:44 AM] Delusionary Killer: Just make sure you vote for ME :DDDDDDDDDDD
[2:18:44 AM] Terrutas: that sounds cool
[2:18:46 AM] Alps: I'LL SEE YOU AT VSTV
[2:18:57 AM] Alps: [2:18 AM] Delusionary Killer:

<<< Just make sure you vote for ME :DDDDDDDDDDDBUT BLOWIE WE GOTTA HAVE A TRUCE TO KILL THIS GUY FIRST
[2:20:19 AM] Alps: [2:19 AM] Blowhard:

<<< I'm just getting started[2:19:36 AM] Alps: [2:19 AM] Blowhard:

<<< I'm just getting startedCome back as many times as you need to.
[2:19:49 AM] Alps: This God Hand of mine glows with the power to protect a waifu.
[2:19:56 AM] Blowhard: I'm going to go listen to The Cure and cut myself for a few hours
[2:19:58 AM] 0Shift: keep that pimp hand strong, friend
[2:34:12 AM] Alps: [2:30:06 AM] Delusionary Killer: BH is heart broken. Thoughs such as his size are making him insecure. He's reaching the first stage of depression at this point
[2:30:15 AM] Delusionary Killer: Motivation levels decreasing
[2:31:16 AM] Alps: This must be why he wanted power.
[2:31:21 AM] Alps: It's not just his mom he lost
[2:31:23 AM] Alps: he lost his waifu too.
[2:31:43 AM] Delusionary Killer: ;_; he was a good guy
[2:32:11 AM] 0Shift: wait, wasn't Vergil actually wanting power in DMC3 to protect his waifu
[2:32:45 AM | Edited 2:32:54 AM] Karate Bugman: yeah shift, that's what happened (or what most people speculated)
[2:32:45 AM] Alps: That's theorized.
[2:32:48 AM] Alps: ...
[2:32:50 AM] Alps: HOLY HELL
[2:32:52 AM] Alps: IT ALL PLACES TOGETHER!
[2:33:00 AM] Karate Bugman: >this event taking place
[2:33:01 AM] Alps: THAT'S WHY NERO HAD A DEMON ARM
[2:33:05 AM] Alps: CAUSE I BANGED HIS WAIFU
[2:33:08 AM] Alps: WHO IS NOW MY WAIFU
[2:33:11 AM] Karate Bugman: DMC5 WILL HAPPEN, VERGIL RETURNS AND GENE IS PART OF THE STORY NOW
[2:33:17 AM] Someguy_Vive: Someone needs to contact a draw fag and get something based off this event done
[2:33:19 AM] 0Shift: Vergil summoned Temen-ni-Gru to get the Force Edge and be godlike at chess
[2:33:19 AM] Alps: WE CRACKED THE MYSTERY
[2:33:32 AM] Alps: [2:33 AM] 0Shift:

<<< Vergil summoned Temen-ni-Gru to get the Force Edge and be godlike at chess>YFW DMC5 AND GOD HAND 2 ARE THE SAME GAME
[2:33:43 AM] Alps: >GENE AND VERGIL'S FINAL BATTLES ARE ON THE DEMON CHESSBOARD
[2:33:58 AM] 0Shift: TWO MILLENIA AGO
[2:34:00 AM] Karate Bugman: >they punch chess pieces towards each other
[2:35:06 AM] Alps: [2:34:28 AM] Blowhard: Rest in piece ruri
[2:34:33 AM] Blowhard: I have to find a new waifu now
[2:34:41 AM] Blowhard: http://a.pomf.se/zbkjak.jpg
[2:34:49 AM] Alps: ;_;7
[2:34:52 AM] Someguy_Vive: Oh shit
[2:34:55 AM] Blowhard: ;_;7
[2:34:56 AM] Someguy_Vive: WELP
[2:35:01 AM] Someguy_Vive: ;_;7
[2:35:15 AM] Alps: [2:35:04 AM] 0Shift: >Kuroneko (D:)
[2:35:05 AM] Karate Bugman: ;_;7 this 40's for you Blowie

_____________

[2:35:54 AM] Tael: [2:39 AM] Alps:

<<< [2:34:41 AM] Blowhard: http://a.pomf.se/zbkjak.jpgALPAR YOU MONSTER
[2:36:06 AM] Nick Soapdish: Blowhard lost to you just like Kuroneko lost to incest.
[2:36:20 AM] Tael: oh man he has some good wallpapers there
[2:36:22 AM] Alps: oh my gosh i'm archiving all of this
[2:36:23 AM] Alps: right now
[2:37:01 AM] Vatonnage: I'll help him find a new waifu
[2:37:18 AM] Vatonnage: It's hard moving on, but rehab will make it right
[2:37:32 AM] Vatonnage: If only I could give you rehab too, Alpar
[2:38:15 AM] Nick Soapdish: it should be too hard for BH to find an upgrade or a sideways move. Maybe he can pick up Alpar's leftovers like Ruto

___________________________________

[2:43:49 AM] Someguy_Vive: Shitty writing coming through
[2:43:51 AM] Someguy_Vive: In the beginning there were three.
A God.
A Demon.
And a pure hearted maiden.
The God and Demon waged an intense war for the heart of the maiden. The battle lasted centuries and many men lost their lives. It was not long till the demon and his unholy bishop came face to face with the God and his few last men. But then from the far end of the battle field the maiden came to the aid of the God, slaying the demon and sealing his might forever in memorial image. Or so we thought...
It has been a couple weeks since that incident, and now the demon threatens the land once again in a new conquest. Will the God be able to defend his women? Who knows
[2:43:59 AM] Someguy_Vive: The tale of Blow and alps

by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:46 am

Also bonus aftermath stuff

https://i.imgur.com/PR1eNwz.jpg
Was used when I won

https://i.imgur.com/OpjMYWc.jpg
Would have been used if BH won

...I frankly like the effort put in the second picture better but whatever.

by **Leo E.** Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:47 am

Alpar wrote:THE HYPEST CHESS MATCH BETWEEN CUHRAYZEE GOD HAND AND CUHRAYZEE MOTIVATION

THE GRAND BATTLE OF /CGG/

WINNER TAKES THE GRAND WAIFU PRIZE OF RURI GOKOU

There are no winners in this game.

by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:11 am

Speak for yourself, I got myself a set of delicious tears.

by grashbar Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:12 pm

[18:49:03] The Memesterious Kong: ...I don't remember ordering anything this big, why is this box so huge
[18:49:04] Rina N. Flores: They say blondes have more fun
But futa have every erogenous zone of both genders
So there's that
[18:49:18] Rina N. Flores: [18:49] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< ...I don't remember ordering anything this bigHe's a big guy
[18:49:43] Sayla Mass: [18:49] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< ...I don't remember ordering anything this big, why is this box so hugedragondildos.avi
[18:49:50] DArk Souls: [18:48] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< ...I don't remember ordering anything this big, why is this box so hugeHm?
[18:50:01] Aboi: [18:49] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< ...I don't remember ordering anything this big, why is this box so huge[sweating]
[18:50:04] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Check what's in it, rofl
[18:50:22] Sayla Mass: inb4BadDragon
[18:50:49] Rina N. Flores: Suddenly dragon dildos
Thousands of them
[18:52:11] DArk Souls: what's in the box, Ratsel?
was it actually dragon dildos?
[18:52:23] The Memesterious Kong: That's a lot of bubble wrap
[18:52:27] Sayla Mass: OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
[18:52:33] DArk Souls: A BOMB
[18:52:52] Rina N. Flores: The Bomb, the newest dildo from Bad Dragon
[18:52:57] DArk Souls: plssss
[18:53:06] DArk Souls: "It's a blast"
-IGN
[18:53:12] Sayla Mass: [18:52] Rina N. Flores:

<<< The Bomb, the newest dildo from Bad Dragon10/10 would watch unboxing
[18:53:20] Adam Campbell: "Explosive pleasure"
-AVGN
[18:53:35] Adam Campbell: "Explosive orgasms" would be better
[18:53:36] DArk Souls: "Bombastic"
-Some guy from a zoo
[18:53:40] The Memesterious Kong: It sure is light for such a big box
[18:53:43] The Memesterious Kong: what could it be
[18:53:45] Sayla Mass: "There's no other culturally offensive dildo I'd rather use"
-Al-kaeda
[18:53:52] DArk Souls: HAAAAH
[18:54:17] Sayla Mass: [18:53] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< It sure is light for such a big box
what could it beHelium?
[18:54:36] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: oh hey guys what did I miss
[18:54:42] The Memesterious Kong: Inside the massive box was... another box
[18:54:53] Rina N. Flores: We need to go deeper
[18:55:03] The Memesterious Kong: There better be another box in this box
[18:55:03] Sayla Mass: boxception
[18:55:06] DArk Souls: inside that box is a flea
[18:55:11] DArk Souls: yes, a flea
[18:55:14] DArk Souls: it was put inside a box
[18:55:22] DArk Souls: and they put that box inside another box
[18:55:22] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: but someone forgot to smash it with a hammer?
[18:55:30] DArk Souls: I guess
[18:55:31] Rina N. Flores: It's a set of Russian Nesting Boxes
[18:55:32] Sayla Mass: Izma pls go
[18:55:44] DArk Souls: I forget, is it Izma or Yzma
[18:55:48] Sayla Mass: No idea
[18:55:53] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Her name was Izma? I thought it was Yzma.
[18:55:56] Sayla Mass: All I know is that Krunk was bestest
[18:56:01] Sayla Mass: And is
[18:56:21] Adam Campbell: So wait
[18:56:24] Adam Campbell: if it is a dragon dildo
[18:56:27] Adam Campbell: would it be a
[18:56:30] Adam Campbell: dick in a box
[18:56:31] The Memesterious Kong: HOLY SHIT
[18:56:39] Rina N. Flores: [18:56] Adam Campbell:

<<< dick in a boxEvery single holiday
[18:56:47] Adam Campbell: What is it Rofl
[18:56:58] The Memesterious Kong: SRC MAZINGER Z
[18:57:06] Adam Campbell: :3c
[18:57:12] DArk Souls: Yaaaaay!~
[18:57:17] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Good for you
[18:57:20] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: oh wow
[18:57:30] Sayla Mass: Neat
[18:57:39] The Memesterious Kong: Man, who sent this anyway? And why the hueg box?
[18:57:52] Sayla Mass: Maybe it was Santa
[18:57:53] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wait how big was the box
[18:58:03] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: >Sunny sends out Danmaku
>Makes me unable to hit her and any enemies in the danmaku
[18:58:05] Rina N. Flores: [18:57] Sayla Mass:

<<< Maybe it was SantaNo, it was Jesus
[18:58:05] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: DAMMIT SUNNY
[18:58:11] The Memesterious Kong: About the size of the box that Snake hides in
[18:58:13] DArk Souls: No, it was Patrick
[18:58:21] Adam Campbell: [18:57] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< Man, who sent this anyway? And why the hueg box?is there a note?
[18:58:30] The Memesterious Kong: I was expecting one but I didn't see one
[18:58:38] The Memesterious Kong: I did find a USB key, let's see what's on it
[18:59:13] Sayla Mass: What if the USB is filled with Dolphin porn?
[18:59:16] MeNTR: [18:58] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< About the size of the box that Snake hides inIT WAS KOJIMA
[18:59:23] Adam Campbell: Or it's filled with tomboys
[18:59:30] MeNTR: BRIBING CANADIANS TO PLAY HIS GAMES
[18:59:37] DArk Souls: Or maybe it's the head that I found in the lake
[18:59:43] The Memesterious Kong: There's an image on it, huh
[18:59:46] Sayla Mass: WAIT, WHAT IF SNAKE WAS IN THE BOX
[19:00:46] Sayla Mass: Well, what was it Rofl?
[19:00:50] The Memesterious Kong: ...I think I'm going to cry
[19:00:55] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Surprise
[19:01:01] The Memesterious Kong: thanks everyone
[19:01:02] DArk Souls: SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
[19:01:03] Sayla Mass: Ta-da!

Meanwhile in the Op: Rofl chat

[18:49:31] Rina N. Flores: [18:49] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< ...I don't remember ordering anything this big, why is this box so hugeHappening
[18:50:02] Sayla Mass: HYPE LEVELS INCREASING
[18:50:20] *** DArk Souls har endrett samtaletema til "HYPE LEVELS ACHIEVING LUDICROUS SPEED | COMMENCE OPPERATION RATSELDONG" ***
[18:50:35] *** Rina N. Flores har endrett samtaletema til "HYPE LEVELS EXPANDING | COMMENCE OPPERATION RATSELDONG" ***
[18:50:37] Rina N. Flores: FTFY
[18:50:42] DArk Souls: HAH
[18:50:47] Sayla Mass: Fucking hell we should have put in a bad dragon sticker in the smaller box
[18:51:46] Sayla Mass: I CAN'T HANDLE THE HYPE
[18:51:46] DArk Souls: Good thing this school has internet
[18:51:50] DArk Souls: ME NEITHER
[18:51:53] Sayla Mass: JUST SAY SOMETHING RATSEL
[18:52:31] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: IT BEGINS
[18:52:31] DArk Souls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[18:52:34] Adam Campbell: Say something we're giving up on you
[18:52:47] DArk Souls: LIPS
SEALED
[18:54:43] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WOW PERFECT TIME FOR ME TO LOG IN
[18:54:49] Sayla Mass: [18:54] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< oh hey guys what did I missHUSH
[18:54:53] Sayla Mass: UNBOXING HABBEDING
[18:55:47] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHERES ALPAR
[18:56:01] Adam Campbell: MISSING OUT ON THE HYPE
[18:56:03] Adam Campbell: THAT'S WHERE
[18:56:03] DArk Souls: SUCKING GENE'S DONG, I PRESUME
[18:56:09] Sayla Mass: HAH
[18:56:20] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: texting him right now
[18:56:32] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ...fuck this part of the house doesnt have signal
[18:56:38] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: [18:56] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< HOLY SHIT
[18:56:38] Sayla Mass: HAPPENING
[18:56:40] Sayla Mass: HA
[18:56:40] Sayla Mass: PE
[18:56:43] Sayla Mass: NNING
[18:56:53] DArk Souls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[18:57:01] Sayla Mass: CHAT IS KILL
[18:57:13] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: >inb4 nale forgot the cards
[18:57:26] Sayla Mass: I swear to god nale
[18:57:57] DArk Souls: [18:57] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< Man, who sent this anyway? And why the hueg box?STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
[18:58:00] Sayla Mass: [18:57] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< wait how big was the boxhueg
[18:58:09] Sayla Mass: I swear to god Nale
[18:58:24] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [18:58] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< About the size of the box that Snake hides inholy shit nale why
[18:58:38] Sayla Mass: FUCKING HELL NALE
[18:58:38] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [18:58] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< I was expecting one but I didn't see oneNALE
[18:58:42] Sayla Mass: WHERE IS THE NOTE
[18:58:44] DArk Souls: [18:58] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< I did find a USB key, let's see what's on itIT BEGINS
[18:58:47] Rina N. Flores: On the USB
[18:58:47] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: oh okay
[18:58:49] Sayla Mass: OH SHIT
[18:58:49] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: that works
[18:58:49] Sayla Mass: OH
[18:58:52] Sayla Mass: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[18:58:53] Adam Campbell: [18:58] The Memesterious Kong:

<<< I did find a USB key, let's see what's on itYES
[18:59:00] Sayla Mass: inb4theusbisfilledwithdolphinporn
[18:59:59] Sayla Mass: WAIT
[19:00:00] Sayla Mass: FOR
[19:00:00] Sayla Mass: IT
[19:00:02] Sayla Mass: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT
[19:00:03] Sayla Mass: FOR
[19:00:05] Sayla Mass: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[19:00:10] DArk Souls: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER, CAPTAIN
[19:00:20] Sayla Mass: HOLD IT STEADY
[19:00:25] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: ALPAR WONT PICK UP HIS PHONE
[19:00:30] Sayla Mass: SHE CAN HANDLE THE HYPE
[19:01:23] Sayla Mass: MISSION ACOMPLISHED
[19:01:27] DArk Souls: SUCCESS!
[19:01:36] *** DArk Souls har endrett samtaletema til "OPPERATION ROFLCOPTER: MISSION COMPLETE" ***

Enjoy your gift rofl. From all of us.

by DA Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:16 pm

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

ＴＨＩＳ　ＳＴＯＲＹ　ＩＳ　ＨＡＰＰＹ　ＥＮＤ．

by **Leo E.** Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:31 pm

grashbar wrote:[18:49:04] Rina N. Flores: They say blondes have more fun
But futa have every erogenous zone of both genders
So there's that

I love how this is just in there

by The Mysterious Gourmet Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:27 pm

You guys are way too nice to me, you're the best.

by Cloak Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:33 pm

DA wrote:MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

ＴＨＩＳ　ＳＴＯＲＹ　ＩＳ　ＨＡＰＰＹ　ＥＮＤ．

Good, you used the "Accomplished" music, rather than the "Complete" one.

by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:52 pm

Wah, sorry I had to miss it, I was away. Kind of wishing I really didn't.

https://i.imgur.com/58q5iKl.png
There's the image

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by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:00 pm

Also

[1:01:36 PM] *** DA has changed the conversation topic to "OPPERATION ROFLCOPTER: MISSION COMPLETE" ***
[1:02:15 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Well, this chat has filled its purpose
[1:02:20 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: So I will be taking my leave
[1:02:25 PM] *** Amagrashu Barley Tenji has left ***
[1:02:27 PM] Massive: Same
[1:02:32 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: great job guys
[1:02:34 PM] *** Daniel "Phoenix" NP has left ***
[1:02:41 PM] *** Massive has left ***
[1:02:58 PM] Rina N. Flores: http://www.funforrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/GqsbUrk.jpg
[1:03:03 PM] *** Rina N. Flores has left ***
[1:04:54 PM] *** DA has changed the conversation topic to "OPPERATION ROFLCOPTER: MISSION COMPLETE | Chat theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv68A2BqWGc" ***
[1:09:34 PM] DA: I'll be here until Alpar appears
[1:14:33 PM] MrNaleIt: [12:58 PM] Massive:

<<< I swear to god Nale2'x2'x2' I think
[1:22:26 PM] DA: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t5p675-skype-shenanigans-archiver#17696
Archived version of the events
[2:24:06 PM] *** spplmj has left ***
[2:26:54 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: So, just to ask... was there a "ur a faget" letter in the box?
[2:40:00 PM] MrNaleIt: if there was, it was on the usb drive
[2:40:33 PM] MrNaleIt: I only put lots of bubblewrap, smallbox and mazinger and usb drive in big box
[2:42:54 PM | Edited 2:43:24 PM] Diabeetus-tan: I think there was a ">implying ur not a faget" somewhere in the file
[2:44:15 PM] MrNaleIt: That was probably Aboi's
[2:48:16 PM] *** Haru//Harpies with featherbutts make my day has left ***
[2:49:55 PM] *** The Nameless Tyrant has changed the conversation picture. ***
[2:50:04 PM] *** The Nameless Tyrant has left ***
[2:50:04 PM] *** Cloak has left ***
[2:50:43 PM] Aboi: [2:44 PM] MrNaleIt:

<<< That was probably Aboi'sIt totally was

Good show, everyone.

by Archer Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:33 pm

Last thing about the dumb /cgg/ waifu shenanigan I'll post here.

[10:28:48 PM] Alps: https://i.imgur.com/FxWem2B.jpg
Hey Vergils,
My name is Alps, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are edgy, unmotivated no-lifes who spend every second of their day canceling some stupid ass jumps. You are everything bad in cuhrayzee. Honestly, have any of you ever beaten a KMS run? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own chess skills but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to overly edited combo videos.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I reworked the whole meta for God Hand, and made comprehensible tutorials for it. What games do you play, other than "jack off to Credo fights"? I also save all my villagers and have a banging hot waifu (she just kissed me and refilled my TP Bar; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just git gud. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my waifu.
[10:29:23 PM] Blowhard: FUCK ME
[10:29:27 PM] Alps: HUEHUEHUEHUEUHEHUE
[10:29:38 PM] Blowhard: ALPS IS RUBBING SALT INTO THE WOUND MAN
[10:29:42 PM] Koalasseum: Alps you magnificent bastard
[10:29:44 PM] Blowhard: HE'S KICKING ME WHILE IM DOWN
[10:29:51 PM] Blowhard: Show some respect ;_;
[10:30:00 PM] Alps: (Sorry that's the last thing I wanted to do)
[10:30:08 PM] Alps: (I thought I'd take advantage while victory was fresh)
[10:30:18 PM] Karate Bugman: he's pummeling you while grounded
[10:30:20 PM] Karate Bugman: that shit's unsafe
[10:30:29 PM] Alps: God Hand active stompin
[10:30:31 PM] Delusionary Killer: ;_;7
Vergil got sweeped kicked by Alps (Arkham) into the pit

by Archer Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:11 am

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted.

Nick Soapdish:
>Son looks at streetpass on his 2DS
>Asks about send message 'personal or general'
>explain to him what it means
>he plays by himself
>Open my 3DSXL next morning
>got son on streetpass
>personal message that says 'we are best frends'
Heart melted. Maximum feels achieved
[8/24/2014 9:13:22 PM] Ratsel: That's adorable
[8/24/2014 9 PM] Vatonnage: He's getting extra ice cream for dessert tonight
[8/24/2014 9:15:14 PM] Alps: oh gosh that is too good
[8/24/2014 9:16:50 PM] Vatonnage: That's good...
[8/24/2014 9:16:53 PM] Vatonnage: But I'M BETTER
[8/24/2014 9:17:34 PM] spplmj: But I've got a bigger dick

by Archer Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:58 pm

"I must be the Anne Franke of masturbation"

-No context ever

by Aboithagameboi Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:30 am

[1:25:18 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: also no thank you i can't suck dick
[1:25:24 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: although i can give handy advice on how to

IT'S TIME

[1:26:19 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: anyway step 1

[1:26:27 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: make sure the bottom half of your teeth are covered by your tongue
[1:26:47 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: remember the underside of the dong is where it feels good so you can't have the teeth in the way
[1:26:51 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: step 2
[1:27:05 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: top half of the teeth are covered by your lips covering them
[1:27:12 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: step 3
[1:27:23 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: when putting dick in mouth, make it as tight as possible while keeping steps 1 and 2 in mind
[1:27:36 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: lubricate it as much as you need to in the middle of it
[1:27:38 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: also brotip
[1:27:46 AM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: people like it when you suck the sack a little too

by Scept Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:49 am

Best or worst night ever? You decide:

Also, I was betrayed by my own mother. HOW COULD YOU.

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