Skype Shenanigans Archiver

You left out the part about the prostate, the strangling, and cleaning up the mess.

[6:08:36 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: so who wants to hear the norweigna children's song called "Crow's poem"?
[6:08:41 PM] DA: I do!
[6:08:43 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: I'll do my best to translate it
[6:08:45 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Okay
[6:10:13 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: http://trolledbot.net/?i=8660
[6:10:34 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And the man went to lumberwood
hey fara, to lumberwood
there sat a crow and cried good
hey fara, falturilturaltura" (for the record, that doesn't mean anything)
[6:10:59 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "The man thought for himself
hey fara, for himself
I wonder if that crow will murder me
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:11:43 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And the man turned his horse around
hey fara, his horse around
and he galloped back to his farm
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:11:58 PM] Tael: norway sounds like a cool place to live
[6:12:47 PM | Edited 6:13:00 PM] DA: oh
[6:12:54 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And hear you my man, what I ask of you
hey fara, what I ask of you
'Where is the lumber you would bring back'
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:13:08 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: I'll say when it's done
[6:13:13 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: but keep commenting if you feel like it
[6:14:09 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "'I got you no lumber for you today
hey fara, for you today
because the crow swore to kill me'
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:14:57 PM | Edited 6:15:03 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "'Oh I have never heard such shame
hey fara, heard such shame
have you ever heard of a crow murdering someone'
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:15:20 PM] Adam Campbell: No but I've heard of a murder of crows
[6:15:40 PM] DA: "Aw man, now sems like a good time to get some wood"
>BAWK!
"shit son, dem's killer eyes, naw way man"
hey where's my wood bitch
"m8 there was this crow and it looked like a murderous bitch"
get-a-load-of-this guy cam.png
[6:16:12 PM | Edited 6:16:35 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "but the crow came and cried on the roof
hey fara, and cried on the roof
and the man up on the roof with a bow he went
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:16:28 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: oh wait
[6:16:32 PM] spplmj: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11WK1hwFYJ4
[6:16:48 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: dialects looking like other words
[6:17:33 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "and the man took aim with his bow
hey fara, took aim with his bow
then he shot the crow so it fell down
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:18:07 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: god dammit, dialects
[6:19:35 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: this will take a quick moment, dunno how to translate this
[6:19:42 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: I'm not even sure what it is
[6:20:59 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bDOZbvE01Fk
[6:21:22 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: what the hell, god dammit dialects
[6:23:21 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: ... oh wait, I think I got it
[6:25:06 PM] spplmj: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1410304101743.jpg
[6:25:07 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And then he spent up ten arrows
hey fara, up ten arrows
but the crow blew them all up (that's literally how it's translated, what)
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:25:30 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: [6:25 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< that's literally how it's translated, whatDON'T FUCK WITH CROWS
[6:26:09 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "and then he spent up twelve arrows
hey fara, twelve arrows
and then the crow got pinned to the barn floor
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:26:21 PM] MrNaleIt: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
[6:26:45 PM | Edited 6:26:58 PM] DA: [6:25 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< but the crow blew them all up (that's literally how it's translated, what)hey fara, falturitaluraaAAAARGH
[6:26:48 PM | Edited 6:27:03 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: by the gods, is this guy firing arrows at anime speed?
[6:27:03 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: Or prepping several arrows at once
[6:27:17 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: anyways, let's see here...
[6:27:31 PM] MrNaleIt: http://www.scifijapan.com/Godzilla/sonygodzblu33.jpg
I GOT IT
[6:27:34 PM] MrNaleIt: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[6:27:53 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: if I find out what the fuck folane means, I'll revise it
[6:27:55 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: anyways
[6:29:53 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "and the crow got flayed and weighed
hey fara, got flayed and weighed
it weight was up to sixteen and twenty pounds
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:30:27 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "of its skin, he made twelve pair of shoes
hey fara, twelve pair of shoes
the best pair he gave to mother
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:30:40 PM] Scept: [6:30 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< it weight was up to sixteen and twenty poundsJESUS CHRIST THAT'S A HUGE CROW
[6:31:33 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "Of the flesh he salted in barrels
hey fara, salted in barrels
the tongue he had for christmas dinner
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:32:04 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "Of the guts he made twelve pairs of rope
hey fara, twelve pairs of rope
the claws he use to rake cow manure
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:32:08 PM] spplmj: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1410292692400.jpg
[6:32:19 PM] Scept: [6:32 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< "Of the guts he made twelve pairs of rope
hey fara, twelve pairs of ropeGross.
[6:32:37 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: So, some archer guy just soloed the raidboss crow and made shoes for his entire guild?
[6:32:39 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "Of the beak he made a church boat
her fara, a church boat
so people could travel here and there
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:32:54 PM | Edited 6:33:04 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: HOW FUCKING BIG WAS THIS CROW
[6:33:26 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "The mouth he used to grind flour
hey fara, grind flour
the ears was made into tooting horns
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:33:47 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "Of the eyes, he made window panels
hey fara, window panels
and the neck was put up for decoration
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:34:14 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And those who cannot use a crow like that
hey fara, a crow like that
doesn't even deserve a crow
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:34:15 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: that's it
[6:34:20 PM] MrNaleIt: [6:33 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< "The mouth he used to grind flourTHE BEAK IS THE MOUTH THOUGH
[6:34:21 PM] Scept: [6:33 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji:

<<< "Of the eyes, he made window panels
hey fara, window panelsWHAT
[6:34:40 PM] Scept: WHAT THE HELL THAT'S STUPID HUGE.
[6:34:40 PM] MrNaleIt: Grash, your people are weird
[6:34:48 PM] DA: WHAT THE FUCK
[6:34:59 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: And here is the illustration
[6:34:59 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: http://minvei.no/data/a44fe405-71c5-42d3-b651-8264f30b7638
[6:35:12 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: that I found while trying to find a translation for one of the words in this
[6:35:17 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: THAT'S NOT EVEN HALF THE SIZE
[6:35:59 PM] MrNaleIt: First your fucking swimming pool theater, and now a folktale about an inconsistently sized crow
[6:36:01 PM] Scept: HOLY MOTHER OF JOSEPH
[6:36:17 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: It's.... going on the weight alone
[6:36:21 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: [6:36 PM] MrNaleIt:

<<< First your fucking swimming pool theaterI told my dad about how you can never get over this and he found it hilarious
[6:36:33 PM] MrNaleIt: ITS SO STUPID
[6:36:42 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: IT'S A CULTURAL HOUSE
[6:36:45 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
[6:36:51 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: 1,134 cm... or THIRTY SEVEN FEET LONG
[6:36:58 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: Not wing span, HEAD TO TAIL

[12:52:43 PM] Vatonnage: you niggers tag your Smash spoilers on Tumblr
[12:52:50 PM] Vatonnage: Or I'll tag your anus with a cactus
[12:56:18 PM] DA: What Vat said
[12:56:49 PM] DA: Remember that time where the president's daughter called everyone in México other than her and her family "a bunch of pleb losers"?
[12:57:09 PM] The Nameless Tyrant: [12:52 PM] Vatonnage:

<<< you niggers tag your Smash spoilers on Tumblr
Or I'll tag your anus with a cactusAre you #triggered?
[12:59:24 PM] Vatonnage: Are you a faggot
[1:01:35 PM] DA: Are you experienced
[1:04:50 PM] Scept: Are you a wizard
[1:05:04 PM] RIG: are you my mommy?
[1:05:18 PM] Aboi the Lift: What the fuck are you people doing

[11:57:23 PM] Ratsel: CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SEXY TEACHERS INSTEAD OF MUTILATED PENISES?

[12:00:43 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: NEED TO TAKE THE P OUT OF ALPAR
NEED TO TAKE THE P OUT OF ALPAR

[12:00:45 PM] Alps: oddly enough

[12:00:52 PM] Ratsel: [11:59 AM]
Alps: <<< wow that must really have given you the weirdest boner
No fucking kidding

[12:00:54 PM] Alps: [11:59 AM]
Daniel "Phoenix" NP: <<< NEED TO TAKE THE P OUT OF ALPAR
alpa?

[12:00:56 PM] MrNaleIt: [11:59 AM]
Rina N. Flores: <<< You need to take the p out of it
people need to stop putting things into pp's

[12:00:58 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WOW ALPAR

It was late and I was tired okay.

[11:12:35 AM] Nick Soapdish: just people, try not to spoil single player and what happens at least.
[11:12:45 AM] TheStalinator: yeah i wouldn't do that
[11:12:49 AM | Removed 11:12:55 AM] Crazed Gunman: [SPOILERS FOR STORY]
[11:12:52 AM] Crazed Gunman: oh shoot sorry
[11:13:00 AM] Nick Soapdish: well that lasted 5 seconds

An excerpt in particular that stuck out to me last night

[9/21/2014 11:44:21 PM] DA: ARE YOU LITERALLY SO BETA THAT YOU WILL PASS THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OF A GIRL OFFERING YOU CASUAL SEX!?
[9/21/2014 11:44:29 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: CASUAL
[9/21/2014 11:44:30 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: SEX
[9/21/2014 11:44:32 PM] Mystgourmet: >casual
[9/21/2014 11:44:34 PM] Alps: >casual
[9/21/2014 11:44:35 PM] Mystgourmet: >CASUAL
[9/21/2014 11:44:39 PM] Mystgourmet: >C A S U A L
[9/21/2014 11:44:40 PM] Alps: CASUALS
[9/21/2014 11:44:41 PM] DA: and there we have it
[9/21/2014 11:44:42 PM] Aboi: God damn it guys this is not what Alpar needs
[9/21/2014 11:44:42 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: god dammit my sides

Caelun_Niveus wrote:

Crow's poem shenanigans:

So I found out what one of the words I couldn't translate was, so now I can do a more accurate translation

Crow's Poem wrote:
[6:25:07 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "And then he spent up ten arrows
hey fara, up ten arrows
but the crow blew them all up (that's literally how it's translated, what)
hey fara, falturilturaltura"
[6:26:09 PM] Amagrashu Barley Tenji: "and then he spent up twelve arrows
hey fara, twelve arrows
and then the crow got pinned to the barn floor
hey fara, falturilturaltura"

Is actually:

"And then he secured his horses ten
hey fara, his horses ten
but the crow easily riled up the den
hey fara, falturilturaltura

And then he secured his horses twelve
hey fara, his horses twelve
and pinned the crow down on the floor
hey fara, falturilturaltura"

[22:39:07] Vatonnage: That was the title too
[22:39:29] Vatonnage: ...I think, lemme look up the actual title
[22:39:42] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "We Assaulted Some Elves Because We're Orcs But It Turns Out They Were All Actually Succubi"
[22:39:55] Mechaderps419: What a spoilery title, god
[22:40:02] Vatonnage: It's poetry
[22:40:08] Vatonnage: You wouldn't understand
[22:40:11] spplmj: its a masterpiece after all

[22:42:28] spplmj: "A Book where a Futanari Girl is Bound Hand and Foot and Forced to Cum Countless Times 3"
[22:42:44] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "The Senior I Love Grew a ×××, So My Ass Is At Risk."
[22:42:49] Squarebob Yurigoggles: (Hint, it's a dick)
[22:42:57] spplmj: Lame
[22:43:08 | Edited 22:43:20] spplmj: I was hoping she grew 3 actual Xs
[22:43:15] spplmj: that would be interesting

[22:45:54] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "A World Where No One Gets Mad, Even If You Suddenly Ram Your Dick Into The Pussy Of A Girl You Fancy"
[22:46:08] Vatonnage: “I Became A Cum Dump”
The book, the movie, the game
[22:46:27] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "I Have Been Completely Violated By Kuuko and Mahiro-san, So Please Sit Down and Get a Good Eyeful"

[22:47:34] Vatonnage: “My Little Brother Can't Be Tainted by Gang-r***”
[22:47:42] Squarebob Yurigoggles: The title could not be more explicit
[22:47:46] Alpar: That's the problem
[22:48:03] Vatonnage: "Let's Dress Him Up In Women's Clothing and Then Rape Him!"
[22:48:11] Alpar: where are you people finding these
[22:48:40] Squarebob Yurigoggles: Hey, look, it's the original "The Story of a Futanari Girl that is Forced to Cum Over and Over Again on all Fours"

[22:49:02] Vatonnage: “Become a Kid and have Sex All the Time!”
[22:49:05] Vatonnage: ._. though
[22:49:19] Squarebob Yurigoggles: Oh look it's a thumbnail of that brown girl from Yamato that Rofl likes
With the futanari tag
[22:49:25] Mechaderps419: N-no
[22:49:28] Mechaderps419: don't do this to me
[22:49:37] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "When You Take a Bath With Mami, the Mat and Lotion Comes Out For Some Reason"
Mami's mammies
[22:49:47] Mechaderps419: "For some reason"
[22:49:50] Vatonnage: “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tentacle”
[22:49:57] Mechaderps419: Holy shit
[22:50:12] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "The End of Sexual Instinct and the Hydrogen Bomb War"
What the-
"Artist: Dowman Sayman"
Oh
[22:50:35] Squarebob Yurigoggles: This one is very short but very concise
[22:50:41] Squarebob Yurigoggles: It's just called "NUTS EATER"
[22:50:47] Squarebob Yurigoggles: And the girl on the cover is doing... yeah.
[22:51:00] Ment: Woolie is going to take half of this episode just to take out the Syan knights guarding king not-Gwyn
[22:51:02] Vatonnage: “I Have too Much Cum, I Can't Stop Cumming Inside Your Pussy “
This is a Haganai doujin
[22:51:30] Squarebob Yurigoggles: I assume Haganai and Watamote doujins all have long titles
[22:51:32] Vatonnage: This one is short but 10/10 TL
[22:51:35] Vatonnage: “Sproingy Stick”
[22:51:42] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "My Maids Can't Have So Much Dick"
[22:51:42] Ment: sproing
[22:52:21] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "Gensoukyou Futanari Cock Wrestling 2 - Reimu & Marisa VS Yuuka & Sanae"
A: Wat
B: >2
[22:52:47] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "Young Boys Dressed As Sailor Scouts Vs Three Outer Solar System Sailor Scouts"
This is a thing
[22:53:38] Vatonnage: “I Want to Turn Into a Neuroi and Have Lieutenant Hartmann Destroy My Dual Core”
doubly confirmed mad gay
[22:53:58] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "The Tightening Down There Won't Stop!"
What
[22:54:25] Squarebob Yurigoggles: "My Futanari Girlfriend And The Slutty Switch"
[22:54:38] Squarebob Yurigoggles: Oh here we go
"It's Not My Fault I'm Not Getting Any!"
[22:54:47 | Edited 22:55:10] Vatonnage: “What happens if I Bukkake my Kuroneko into Shironeko?”
[22:55:24] Jcranjel: these titles

This is what we talk about in the other chat

>Stopping there

[9/23/2014 11:51:30 PM] Vatonnage: “We Still Don't Know Anyone Whose Ass We Want to Kick As Much As Yukiatsu's”
100000/10
[9/23/2014 11:52:20 PM] Rina N. Flores: "Yuuka is a Sadist, While Alice is a Masochist"
Oh my
[9/23/2014 11:52:33 PM] Rina N. Flores: Sounds like fun
[9/23/2014 11:52:48 PM] Jcranjel: oh my
[9/23/2014 11:53:01 PM] Rina N. Flores: "I'm Bothered By My Perverted Big Sister"
[9/23/2014 11:53:21 PM] Rina N. Flores: >Cloche doujin under the futanari tag
[sweating]
[9/23/2014 11:53:33 PM] Vatonnage: “The Unwashed Phimosis Love Book”
okay what
[9/23/2014 11:55:01 PM] Vatonnage: [Tuesday, September 23, 2014 11:53 PM] Vatonnage: <<< “The Unwashed Phimosis Love Book”
okay whatapparently this was a futa on male femdom NGE doujin
[9/23/2014 11:57:32 PM] Rina N. Flores: This one's nice
[9/23/2014 11:57:34 PM] Rina N. Flores: Short, but nice
[9/23/2014 11:57:39 PM] Rina N. Flores: "Saber Grew A Dick"
[9/23/2014 11:57:43 PM] Rina N. Flores: Lancer probably loved it
[9/23/2014 11:57:45 PM] Jcranjel: straight to the point
[9/23/2014 11:58:30 PM] Rina N. Flores: "I want to become Madoka's panties"
Homura's actual wish
[9/23/2014 11:58:55 PM] Rina N. Flores: This one's a Dragon's Crown doujin simply titled PARTY HARD
[9/23/2014 11:59:40 PM] Vatonnage: “Setsuna - Wet Fun with Tentacles of Lust”
[12:00:59 AM] Rina N. Flores: Let's browse the Oreimo ones and look at the titles
[12:01:13 AM] Rina N. Flores: "My Kuroneko can't possibly be this slutty"
[12:01:24 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Kyousuke, the God of Deluded Middleschoolers"
[12:01:27 AM] Vatonnage: “Young Wife Liberation Zone”
[RED ZONE INTENSIFIES]
[12:01:54 AM] Rina N. Flores: "There's No Way My Boyfriend Could be This Much of a Masochist"
[12:02:07 AM] Vatonnage: “ I Can't Believe my Little Sister was Raped at an Offline Meeting “
[12:02:14 AM] Ment: w-what
[12:02:27 AM] Rina N. Flores: "There's No Way My Little Sister And Her Friend Are In Heat!"
[12:02:42 AM] Vatonnage: “My Little Sister's Boyfriend Can't Be This Ugly”
[12:02:45 AM | Edited 12:02:52 AM] Rina N. Flores: "There's No Way My Sister and I Can XXXX Like This Everyday"
[12:03:06 AM] Rina N. Flores: "You're Still Gonna Cum Inside Me Even if I Say No, Right?"
[12:03:26 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Kuroneko And My Little Sister Fight Over How Much They Love Me And I Can't Sleep"

That's bad for your health
[12:03:47 AM] Rina N. Flores: "I'll Cum Inside My Little Sister, and Her Friends Too"
[12:04:00 AM] Jcranjel: oh no not her friends too D:
[12:04:09 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Going Bareback and Coming Inside My Sister and My Sister's Friend."
[12:04:15 AM] Vatonnage: “ An Erotic Book With My Sister Obediently Meowing”
[12:04:27 AM] Rina N. Flores: "My Best Friend Can't Have Me Raped Like This"
[12:04:31 AM] Adam Campbell: Why are we listing off Leo's doujin collection
[12:04:37 AM] Vatonnage: “Kuroneko Plain Girl Express Delivery”
[12:04:47 AM] Rina N. Flores: Now for Watamote
[12:04:53 AM] Rina N. Flores: "It's not my fault I became a slut because I'm not popular!"
[12:04:59 AM] Vatonnage: I’ll go look up Haganai then
[12:05:10 AM] Rina N. Flores: "I'M UNPOPULAR, SO I'M GETTING KILLED!"
10/10
[12:05:18 AM] Jcranjel: rip
[12:05:27 AM] Rina N. Flores: Not much here actually
[12:06:04 AM] Adam Campbell: Where's this list
[12:06:13 AM] Vatonnage: “Yukimura is not Enough for Me”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[12:06:23 AM] Ment: "We Assaulted Some Elves Because We're Orcs But It Turns Out They Were All Actually Succubi" is still one of the best.
[12:06:32 AM] Rina N. Flores: I'm just browsing the futa tag and posting the hilariously long on-

[12:06 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< “Yukimura is not Enough for Me”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
[12:06:54 AM] Vatonnage: Regardless of the title it’s still only Yukimura
[12:07:04 AM] Rina N. Flores: Yukimura is pure
[12:07:14 AM] Rina N. Flores: Hasn't even seen a yaoi hole
[12:07:16 AM] Vatonnage: “How Many Miles Until the Rika End?”
Hentai doujins ask the hard hitting questions
[12:07:54 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Training Her with Hypnosis, Humiliating My Cheeky Younger-Sister"
[12:08:04 AM] Rina N. Flores: "The Lewd Pink Girl is for NTR as I Expected"
[12:08:15 AM] Vatonnage: “We Lack Sexual Knowledge”
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT EXPLAAAAAIIIIINNNSS EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING
[12:08:24 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Sexual Valkyria - Come, Inside of Selvaria"
[12:08:52 AM] Rina N. Flores: "Iku's Four-and-a-Half Tatami Ass"
[12:09:13 AM] Vatonnage: “We Are Having Sex in the Bathroom”
ohokaythanks
[12:09:22 AM] Rina N. Flores: Y-you too
[12:09:37 AM] Vatonnage: “You Make Love To Your Friends”
I’ve been making friends the wrong way this whole time
[12:09:50 AM] Vatonnage: Quickly Skype chat we must engage in a massive orgy it’s the only way to correct ourselves
[12:10:06 AM] Rina N. Flores: But I'm tired
[12:10:12 AM] Axel X: Can I abandon a friend?
[12:10:33 AM] Jcranjel: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LtRh456F3g0/UUtabWpcoBI/AAAAAAAALFg/qkkyQlFxkFY/s1600/little-busy-at-the-moment.gif
[12:11:04 AM] Rina N. Flores: I wonder
[12:11:09 AM] Scept: [12:10 AM] Rina N. Flores:

<<< But I'm tiredWell, have a nap.
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
[12:11:11 AM] Rina N. Flores: If Japan made Shrek H-doujins, what would they be called
[12:11:37 AM] spplmj: >Take shower
>come back
I might need to go take another shower
[12:11:46 AM] Vatonnage: “I Prefer Meat Over Fat”
[12:11:54 AM] Rina N. Flores: NIKU
[12:11:58 AM] Vatonnage: “Please Enter Rika Into Your Calculations!”
[12:12:06 AM] Rina N. Flores: Foxes > meat
[12:12:17 AM | Edited 12:12:32 AM] Vatonnage: “Rape and Tickle Test Until One Loses Her Sanity 5”
THERE WERE AT LEAST FOUR MORE OF THESE
[12:14:07 AM] Vatonnage: “How I Was Raped into a Trap!!”
Notice carefully how it’s not the other way around
[12:14:09 AM] Rina N. Flores: There's one I know of that SHOULD have a ridiculously long title, but just doesn't
[12:14:29 AM] spplmj: >Open sadpanda
>first thing on the front page is Nozomi/Eli doujin
[12:14:31 AM] Vatonnage: “The Horrible Warzone of My Fiance and My Sister”
This ends in a threesome doesn’t it
[12:14:40 AM] Rina N. Flores: [12:14 AM] spplmj:

<<< >Open sadpanda
>first thing on the front page is Nozomi/Eli doujinPure love
[12:15:34 AM] Vatonnage: “Bitch, Witch, One Touch”
Well then
[12:15:50 AM] Rina N. Flores: Saw that one when I was flipping through
[12:15:55 AM] Rina N. Flores: The witch hunts are over
[12:17:12 AM] Vatonnage: “Shut Up, You Bastard! I'm Gonna Kill You!”
>Flip through it
>No actual death
[12:18:30 AM] Vatonnage: “A Womb To Play With On The Treatment Table”
Fuck the what
[12:18:32 AM] Vatonnage: Okay I’m done

[11:05:23 AM] Nick Soapdish: I'm not at work, I guess I should see what all the fuss is about that cuteboys board

*two minutes later...*

[11:07:02 AM] Nick Soapdish: what the hell is boypussy?

NEVER FORGET

what the hell did i miss last night and why the fuck does skype calls only happen when I'm asleep you fuckers

I have no clue how we even got the bright idea to play a single player game together, but for some reason we decided on Fire Emblem 6, and I was the one directing the given actions. Everyone took turns doing something and let's just say it ended up in us trying to kill a lake.

P.S.: Blame Ratsel for the call this time

Alpar wrote:it ended up in us trying to kill a lake.

With a spear wielding lord

Javelin wielding, thank you

[3:13:48 PM] Scept: HE
[3:14:44 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): HAS
[3:14:57 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: NO
[3:15:01 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): STYLE
[3:15:06 PM] Scept: HE
[3:15:09 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): PENIS
[3:15:09 PM] Massive Spook: HAS
[3:15:17 PM] Massive Spook: GOOD JOB GUYS
[3:15:20 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: gj
[3:15:21 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): YAAAAAAAAY
[3:15:23 PM] Rina N. Flores: This chat
[3:15:26 PM] Scept: Scept slaps Alpar
[3:15:27 PM] Rina N. Flores: Is a fucking disgrace
[3:15:29 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): :D
[3:15:34 PM] Ninja Grashi Tobikage: thanks Leo
[3:15:36 PM] Mystgourmet: You can read that in the Monkey Rap voice too

[11:03:56 PM] Emiya Alpar: 74%...
[11:04:08 PM] Emiya Alpar: 25% left

Stay in school, kids

I said 25% as it hit 75, just so you know.

[10:18:44 PM] Rina N. Flores: https://twitter.com/EdFanon_txt/status/525124368150835200
W-what
[10:19:41 PM] Vatonnage: Wait who's Dick
[10:20:01 PM] Rina N. Flores: At this point I would assume a literal giant dick
[10:20:37 PM] Vatonnage: Life has many dicks, Ed boy

[10/26/2014 11:12:17 PM] Aboi: i nee-- hi
[10/26/2014 11:12:21 PM] Aboi: i ned the picuter
[10/26/2014 11:12:28 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you mean "are you frustrated"?
[10/26/2014 11:12:31 PM] Aboi: of "alcohol is humanity's friend"
[10/26/2014 11:12:33 PM] Aboi: no
[10/26/2014 11:12:35 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): oh lol
[10/26/2014 11:12:44 PM] Aboi: is this soht 7 or8
[10/26/2014 11:12:45 PM] Aboi: i lost coutn
[10/26/2014 11:12:51 PM] Mystgourmet: It's either that or-yep, that one
[10/26/2014 11:12:57 PM] Tael: aboi you may have a drinking problem
[10/26/2014 11:13:06 PM] Mystgourmet: I have it on my laptop but its gone
[10/26/2014 11:13:12 PM] Aboi: you may hve a moeshit prpblem but i dnt call you out on it
[10/26/2014 11:13:21 PM] Tael: wwwwwwoooooooooooooooooowwwwww
[10/26/2014 11:13:24 PM | Edited 11:13:31 PM] Mystgourmet: On 26-10-2014, at 23:12, Tael wrote:
> aboi you may have a drinking problem
The problem is that he's not sharing it with me
[10/26/2014 11:13:36 PM] Tael: I guess I'll just take my strike witches and LEAVE
[10/26/2014 11:13:42 PM] Aboi: tael inm sortrry
[10/26/2014 11:13:45 PM] Aboi: i luve you
[10/26/2014 11:13:46 PM] Aboi: no homo
[10/26/2014 11:13:46 PM] Aboi: tho
[10/26/2014 11:13:49 PM] Tael: (heart)
[10/26/2014 11:13:51 PM] Aboi: >(heart)
[10/26/2014 11:13:54 PM] Aboi: oh shit
[10/26/2014 11:13:59 PM] Adept RIG: WTF?
[10/26/2014 11:14:07 PM] Aboi: DONT JDUGE ME
[10/26/2014 11:14:09 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:13 PM] Aboi:

<<< you may hve a moeshit prpblem but i dnt call you out on itgit rekt
[10/26/2014 11:14:23 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): prpblem
[10/26/2014 11:14:41 PM] Aboi: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:13 PM] Mystgourmet:

<<< The problem is that he's not sharing it with methe orblem is that yo u canadnians arnt good at the whiskey
[10/26/2014 11:14:57 PM] Aboi: i widh i had wild turkey 101 btu it was too mcuvh dosh
[10/26/2014 11:15:30 PM] Aboi: sol igot the tennesee honey jack daniels
[10/26/2014 11:15:32 PM] Aboi: it was $20 of
[10/26/2014 11:15:42 PM] Aboi: somethgnb like $40-45
[10/26/2014 11:15:55 PM] Mystgourmet: Does it taste better than regular Jack?
[10/26/2014 11:16:02 PM] Aboi: omg yes
[10/26/2014 11:16:05 PM] Aboi: its liek
[10/26/2014 11:16:06 PM] Mystgourmet: Not that thats hard
[10/26/2014 11:16:07 PM] Aboi: hoeny
[10/26/2014 11:16:29 PM] Tael: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:22 PM] Aboi:

<<< sol igot the tennesee honey jack danielsnoice that stuff's gold
[10/26/2014 11:16:31 PM] Aboi: HIGRANDPA SOAPDISH IMM DURNK HOW R U
[10/26/2014 11:16:41 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): higrandpa
[10/26/2014 11:16:43 PM] Nick Soapdish: tired, sleep deprived and at work.
[10/26/2014 11:16:51 PM | Edited 11:16:59 PM] Mystgourmet: >omg
>liek
Aboi goes back to 2006 when hes drunk
[10/26/2014 11:16:52 PM] Aboi: sory grandpa
[10/26/2014 11:17:02 PM] Aboi: FUCK YOUR UR CNANDIAN
[10/26/2014 11:17:12 PM] Nick Soapdish: I spent 30 minutes looking for a damn piece of paper for my kids school
[10/26/2014 11:17:14 PM] Mystgourmet: I love you too you filthy american
[10/26/2014 11:17:22 PM] DA: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:16 PM] Aboi:

<<< FUCK YOUR UR CNANDIANbanner quote
[10/26/2014 11:17:31 PM] Nick Soapdish: sounds like Rofl wants to go 'south of the border' if you know what I mean
[10/26/2014 11:17:47 PM] DA: dat's racist ese
[10/26/2014 11:17:57 PM] Aboi: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:17 PM] Mystgourmet:

<<< I love you too you filthy american(heart)
[10/26/2014 11:18:31 PM] Aboi: oh shit fuck imn fdrunk trypign on twitter
[10/26/2014 11:18:38 PM] Aboi: i ned to go to bedO HSITHI I HAD ENGLISH HOW
[10/26/2014 11:18:41 PM] Aboi: HOMWORK
[10/26/2014 11:18:59 PM] Nick Soapdish: no, racist is me saying you're eating a taco RIGHT NOW
[10/26/2014 11:19:10 PM] Nick Soapdish: Aboi got lots of homowork to do
[10/26/2014 11:19:23 PM] Aboi: PO HSHIT I HAD FGYE HW TOO I THNK
[10/26/2014 11:19:30 PM] Aboi: FK I M SO FUCEKD
[10/26/2014 11:19:33 PM] Mystgourmet: Rip in pieces
[10/26/2014 11:19:34 PM] Aboi: I FAILED COLEGE
[10/26/2014 11:19:42 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:19 PM] Aboi:

<<< I FAILED COLEGEi laughed
[10/26/2014 11:20:06 PM] Aboi: 9i thnk this is shot 89
[10/26/2014 11:20:08 PM] Aboi: 8
[10/26/2014 11:20:09 PM] Aboi: not 89 holty shit
[10/26/2014 11:20:17 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): holty
[10/26/2014 11:20:26 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps):
[10/26/2014 11:20:26 PM] Aboi: FUCK YOU JRALPAR YRU SHORT
[10/26/2014 11:20:33 PM] Nick Soapdish: they'll get new stock.
[10/26/2014 11:20:34 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): Yeah and you're fat
[10/26/2014 11:20:35 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): :3c
[10/26/2014 11:20:37 PM] Aboi: HEY
[10/26/2014 11:20:38 PM] Aboi: ;-:
[10/26/2014 11:20:39 PM] Nick Soapdish: I'll call around a bit first
[10/26/2014 11:20:39 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:18 PM] Aboi:

<<< i ned to go to bedO HSITHI I HAD ENGLISH HOWDo and turn it in soaked in whiskey
[10/26/2014 11:20:43 PM] Aboi: yes
[10/26/2014 11:20:50 PM] Aboi: my engilisdh teacher is cool
[10/26/2014 11:20:54 PM] Aboi: she'ls undesta nd
[10/26/2014 11:20:59 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:19 PM] Aboi:

<<< I FAILED COLEGEJoke's on you I already did that
[10/26/2014 11:21:05 PM] Nick Soapdish: Drunk dial her now!
[10/26/2014 11:21:07 PM] Aboi: ya but
[10/26/2014 11:21:11 PM] Aboi: id idk it wth style
[10/26/2014 11:21:26 PM] Aboi: and by stuyle i mean can we host ac all i just realy lvoey ou guys
[10/26/2014 11:21:58 PM] Tael: I'm not this indecipherable when drunk am I
[10/26/2014 11:22:13 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you kinda are
[10/26/2014 11:22:15 PM] Zyquux: All this drunkposting makes me wonder what I'd be like if I was plastered
[10/26/2014 11:22:15 PM] Aboi: ya
[10/26/2014 11:22:19 PM] Tael: damn
[10/26/2014 11:22:20 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): drunk ratsel is best drunk tho
[10/26/2014 11:22:24 PM] Nick Soapdish: I think rofl is the best drunk typer.
[10/26/2014 11:22:28 PM] Aboi: YEXS ZYQ LETS JET DRUNK TOGETHER
[10/26/2014 11:22:31 PM] Aboi: NOHOMO
[10/26/2014 11:22:33 PM] Nick Soapdish: he seems to still spell right
[10/26/2014 11:22:34 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): because maktoo hsa the anima tittities
[10/26/2014 11:22:48 PM] Aboi: wait when was ratsel dirnk i warn to be drun wtih araktsle
[10/26/2014 11:22:56 PM] Aboi: wjayt
[10/26/2014 11:23:01 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:22 PM] Aboi:

<<< YEXS ZYQ LETS JET DRUNK TOGETHERi dun haf alcohol
[10/26/2014 11:23:11 PM] Aboi: alarpt r yho udrunk ytopo yor are yo u quoting ratsel babyb
[10/26/2014 11:23:23 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): ok now i dont even understand
[10/26/2014 11:23:31 PM] Aboi: ive had9
[10/26/2014 11:23:32 PM] Aboi: shots
[10/26/2014 11:23:37 PM] Rina N. Flores: I don't want to get drunk if it makes me lose my ability to spell and type
[10/26/2014 11:23:46 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): only temporarily
[10/26/2014 11:23:48 PM] Adept RIG: >cousin goes nuts
>"holy shit RIG! the new power rangers can transform into old power rangers!"
>think he is speaking BS
>is true
[10/26/2014 11:23:50 PM] Aboi: leo do you want to do anyhting fun
[10/26/2014 11:23:50 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): alcohol tastes pissy though
[10/26/2014 11:23:52 PM] Aboi: liek ever
[10/26/2014 11:23:54 PM] Adept RIG: i dunno what to feel
[10/26/2014 11:24:02 PM] Nick Soapdish: I don't think I've drunk typed before. usually I'm not at a pc
[10/26/2014 11:24:03 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:23 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps):

<<< ok now i dont even understandAlpare are you drunk too or are you quoting Ratsel
[10/26/2014 11:24:13 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): how did you decipher that
[10/26/2014 11:24:15 PM] Aboi: or do you jsut hole up in your rom adn look at totally not gay stuff
[10/26/2014 11:24:16 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): also the latter
[10/26/2014 11:24:24 PM] Aboi: oh okay i thouhght alpar was drun too
[10/26/2014 11:24:45 PM] Aboi: guys tim drunk an d aone and it's astart ing tom e drepresing
[10/26/2014 11:24:46 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:23 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps):

<<< alcohol tastes pissy thoughThe key is to find actually good alcohol. Like go to a beer shoppe
[10/26/2014 11:24:52 PM] Rina N. Flores: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:23 PM] Aboi:

<<< leo do you want to do anyhting fun
liek everI don't consider getting drunk fun
[10/26/2014 11:25:07 PM] Aboi: see this is twyhy yo u argue constntly
[10/26/2014 11:25:10 PM] Aboi: with everyone
[10/26/2014 11:25:13 PM] Mystgourmet: On 26-10-2014, at 23:24, Aboi wrote:
> guys tim drunk an d aone and it's astart ing tom e drepresing
The dangers of solo drinking
[10/26/2014 11:25:15 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): getting drunk is theoretically only awful if you'd do something highly out of your normal consent or if you wake up with a hangover
[10/26/2014 11:25:15 PM] Aboi: yo udont like fun
[10/26/2014 11:25:17 PM] Nick Soapdish: it's the best! It's like our national sport. Actually I think it's every countries national sport
[10/26/2014 11:25:17 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): the latter's much easier to prevent
[10/26/2014 11:25:20 PM] Spooky Taylor: I'm kind of sad
[10/26/2014 11:25:23 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): just drink water until your pee's clear
[10/26/2014 11:25:30 PM] Spooky Taylor: the final boss seemed so much harder the first time
[10/26/2014 11:25:31 PM] Aboi: alprht what
[10/26/2014 11:25:54 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): If you don't wanna wake up with a hangover from being drunk, make your pee clear by drinking more water
[10/26/2014 11:25:55 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:25 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< it's the best! It's like our national sportTF2 didn't lie
[10/26/2014 11:25:59 PM] Adept RIG: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:25 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps):

<<< just drink water until your pee's cleargross
[10/26/2014 11:26:04 PM] Nick Soapdish: get drunk! do things you regret! It's GREEEAATTT
[10/26/2014 11:26:12 PM] Aboi: YAAAAY
[10/26/2014 11:26:20 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:25 PM] Adept RIG:

<<< grossThat's literally how urine works
[10/26/2014 11:26:27 PM] Adept RIG: i know, but still
[10/26/2014 11:26:30 PM] Mystgourmet: >phone charger not working
Uh oh
[10/26/2014 11:26:33 PM] Spooky Taylor: I thought you were supposed to eat bread to prevent a hangover
[10/26/2014 11:26:36 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): oh noooo
[10/26/2014 11:26:43 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:26 PM] Mystgourmet:

<<< >phone charger not working better get drunk
[10/26/2014 11:26:44 PM] Aboi: spaod dis h ifyou tel us drunk you taels i'l NO RAOTSLE YOU CANT LEAV
[10/26/2014 11:26:50 PM] Adept RIG: guys, i just realized something
[10/26/2014 11:26:53 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): no raotsle
[10/26/2014 11:26:55 PM] Adept RIG: what was halolz purpose?
[10/26/2014 11:27:03 PM] Aboi: to say ha
[10/26/2014 11:27:04 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): post funny meme pictures with vidya
[10/26/2014 11:27:04 PM] Mystgourmet: I dont want to leave
[10/26/2014 11:27:05 PM] Aboi: loz
[10/26/2014 11:27:05 PM] Aboi: lolz
[10/26/2014 11:27:07 PM] Spooky Taylor: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:26 PM] Mystgourmet:

<<< >phone charger not working
Uh ohalpars gremlins have moved onto ratsel
[10/26/2014 11:27:08 PM] Zyquux: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:26 PM] Aboi:

<<< RAOTSLEI'm almost want to make this the rename
[10/26/2014 11:27:24 PM] Aboi: barlyu misdemeandors hre says
[10/26/2014 11:27:33 PM] Aboi: he say s ahs he sits in a jail cell for RAPE
[10/26/2014 11:27:35 PM] Aboi: BECAUSEA GWHITE CIS MAEKL
[10/26/2014 11:27:39 PM] Aboi: MALE
[10/26/2014 11:27:43 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): he's chinese
[10/26/2014 11:27:46 PM] Aboi: oh
[10/26/2014 11:27:46 PM] Aboi: rfuck
[10/26/2014 11:27:50 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): dummy head
[10/26/2014 11:27:59 PM] Nick Soapdish: are you saying chinese people can't go to jail? That's racist alpar
[10/26/2014 11:28:05 PM] Aboi: FYCJK YUOU AL;AR YOU;RE SHTORY ANDO OALSO CHINESE
[10/26/2014 11:28:17 PM] Zyquux: NO HE'S CISHETEROWHITE SCUM
[10/26/2014 11:28:20 PM] Zyquux: CAN'T YOU READ
[10/26/2014 11:28:21 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): i'm korean
[10/26/2014 11:28:25 PM] Aboi: HISTERHWOTAT
[10/26/2014 11:28:27 PM] Aboi: WHA
[10/26/2014 11:28:28 PM] Aboi: TT
[10/26/2014 11:28:30 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): aboi
[10/26/2014 11:28:32 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): aboi
[10/26/2014 11:28:33 PM] Aboi: WHAT
[10/26/2014 11:28:36 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): calm down
[10/26/2014 11:28:38 PM] Aboi: NBO
[10/26/2014 11:28:38 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): do you want to hear
[10/26/2014 11:28:40 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): a story
[10/26/2014 11:28:41 PM] Aboi: YA
[10/26/2014 11:28:42 PM] Aboi: OHOS UGEAOFDKGJ
[10/26/2014 11:28:45 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): about me an injeong
[10/26/2014 11:28:49 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): and a discussion we had
[10/26/2014 11:29:09 PM] spplmj: >Saints-Packers at two minute warning
>No punts all game
No defense ever
[10/26/2014 11:29:11 PM] Nick Soapdish: Get Aboi to drunk dial your waifu alpar
[10/26/2014 11:29:12 PM] Aboi: NO RATYSLE COME ABCK
[10/26/2014 11:29:16 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): ratysle
[10/26/2014 11:29:18 PM] Aboi: ;_;
[10/26/2014 11:29:21 PM] Mystgourmet: But muh battery
[10/26/2014 11:29:26 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:28 PM] Aboi:

<<< do it
i wish a niga woudl like a tre e in thi s bticj
[10/26/2014 11:29:28 PM] Aboi: MUH DICK MUFUGGA
[10/26/2014 11:29:35 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): so aboi we were talking about lewd things right
[10/26/2014 11:29:38 PM] Aboi: lewd\
[10/26/2014 11:29:40 PM] Aboi: ?
[10/26/2014 11:29:42 PM] Mystgourmet: Good point
[10/26/2014 11:29:44 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): yeah
[10/26/2014 11:29:48 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you remember
[10/26/2014 11:29:50 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): the qt korean
[10/26/2014 11:29:54 PM] Aboi: qt kroen who
[10/26/2014 11:30:02 PM] Aboi: ur nto fqt kroren ur a guyh
[10/26/2014 11:30:03 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): kroen
[10/26/2014 11:30:08 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): i cant believe you dont remember
[10/26/2014 11:30:09 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you were all
[10/26/2014 11:30:15 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): "ALPAR I IMPLORE YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS WOMAN"
[10/26/2014 11:30:15 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): and all
[10/26/2014 11:30:19 PM] Aboi: POH
[10/26/2014 11:30:23 PM] Aboi: urf uckbuddy
[10/26/2014 11:30:25 PM] Aboi: that you dint fuck
[10/26/2014 11:30:29 PM] Nick Soapdish: we still dont' believe she's real
[10/26/2014 11:30:29 PM] Ment: Wait, Aboi is drunk now
[10/26/2014 11:30:32 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: wait whats going on?
[10/26/2014 11:30:32 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): she's not my sex buddy
[10/26/2014 11:30:36 PM] Aboi: NO MIM NOT FUCK YUOU
[10/26/2014 11:30:38 PM] Ment: oh the humanity
[10/26/2014 11:30:46 PM] Aboi: FITYH EME
[10/26/2014 11:30:47 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): alright aboi
[10/26/2014 11:30:50 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you wanna hear a story or not
[10/26/2014 11:31:02 PM] Aboi: DOEO IT EVNOVLE U FUCKN UR BIT
[10/26/2014 11:31:04 PM] Aboi: CH
[10/26/2014 11:31:07 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): you could say that
[10/26/2014 11:31:20 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WAIT ALPAR LEMME GET Diabeetus-tan IN HERE
[10/26/2014 11:31:22 PM] Aboi: HODLING AHNDS DONT COUNT
[10/26/2014 11:31:23 PM] Adept RIG: >ask /v/ for help in touhou
>they tell me to "deathbomb"
>use a bomb at the exact moment you are hit to avoid death
[10/26/2014 11:31:25 PM] Adept RIG: ...
[10/26/2014 11:31:26 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): alright aboi you ready?
[10/26/2014 11:31:29 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): time to start the story
[10/26/2014 11:31:30 PM] Adept RIG: i am not a jedy
[10/26/2014 11:31:30 PM] Aboi: YA
[10/26/2014 11:31:42 PM] Aboi: FCUSING
[10/26/2014 11:31:44 PM] Aboi: INTENTLY
[10/26/2014 11:31:51 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:31 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP:

<<< WAIT ALPAR LEMME GET Diabeetus-tan IN HERE
[10/26/2014 11:31:56 PM] Aboi: SAMIEN
[10/26/2014 11:31:57 PM] Punished Skeleton (Alps): the story is that i lied and i just wanted to ruse you before i went to bed, when it said "you could say that" i meant "you really can't at all actually" k good night sleep tight don't let the hangover bite
[10/26/2014 11:31:58 PM] Aboi: Diabeetus-tan
[10/26/2014 11:32:00 PM] Aboi: WHERE UR RYOU
[10/26/2014 11:32:07 PM] Aboi: APRAP IM GN TOO YRAPE YOU
[10/26/2014 11:32:11 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: WHAT
[10/26/2014 11:32:12 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: THATS IT
[10/26/2014 11:32:14 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: DAMMIT ALPAR
[10/26/2014 11:32:18 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE A STORY
[10/26/2014 11:32:21 PM] Aboi: ALPAR GE IN CALLT CHAT AND HOEST HE DAMN CAL
[10/26/2014 11:32:26 PM] Aboi: PPHONX WANTS A STORY
[10/26/2014 11:32:27 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I EVEN GOT A SKYPE DISPLAY PIC READY
[10/26/2014 11:32:31 PM] Aboi: DONT BE A MAN
[10/26/2014 11:32:33 PM] Aboi: MEAN
[10/26/2014 11:32:33 PM] Diabeetus-tan: GLAD I SAW THAT RUSE COMING THIS TIME
[10/26/2014 11:32:39 PM] Aboi: HI SMAINE I LVIE YUOU
[10/26/2014 11:32:46 PM] Aboi: PHONX DONT BE MAD AT ME
[10/26/2014 11:32:48 PM] Diabeetus-tan: ABOI ARE YOU OK
[10/26/2014 11:32:51 PM] Aboi: IM DUNRK
[10/26/2014 11:33:00 PM] Diabeetus-tan: OKAY JUST MAKING SURE
[10/26/2014 11:33:05 PM | Edited 11:33:16 PM] Diabeetus-tan: I LOVE YOU TOO DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY THOUGH
[10/26/2014 11:33:09 PM] Aboi: OKAY HTNK YOU YOU'RE A NICE PERSON
[10/26/2014 11:33:16 PM] Mystgourmet: Hide alpar threads
Ignore alpar posts
Do not reply to alpar posts
[10/26/2014 11:33:22 PM] Aboi: LOL
[10/26/2014 11:33:27 PM] Diabeetus-tan: LOL PERFECT
[10/26/2014 11:33:35 PM] Nick Soapdish: Help me convince Aboi to drunk dial someone
[10/26/2014 11:33:45 PM] Aboi: n my hpine is of
[10/26/2014 11:33:51 PM] Vatonnage: I've been staring at this chat for a good fifteen minutes or so and I still haven't found an appropriate response to any of this
[10/26/2014 11:33:52 PM] Aboi: and im not dunrk enough to cal the oneitis
[10/26/2014 11:33:59 PM] Aboi: hi vat
[10/26/2014 11:34:02 PM] Mystgourmet: Fuck it I'm lettinng my battery run out
[10/26/2014 11:34:02 PM] Aboi: oneitis
[10/26/2014 11:34:04 PM] Diabeetus-tan: phone off is a good idea
[10/26/2014 11:34:05 PM] Aboi: ya i got this right
[10/26/2014 11:34:15 PM] Aboi: ohhh myy godd i have an 8 am
[10/26/2014 11:34:24 PM] Aboi: killm en ow
[10/26/2014 11:34:30 PM] Aboi: SOMEBODY HOST A CAL FFS
[10/26/2014 11:34:46 PM] Vatonnage: nnnnnnnah
[10/26/2014 11:34:54 PM] Aboi: VAT WH DI TIY HAVE ME
[10/26/2014 11:35:13 PM] Vatonnage: I don't know why the titty hates you
[10/26/2014 11:35:50 PM] Aboi: NITTY GRITTY GOAT TITTY
[10/26/2014 11:36:15 PM] Mystgourmet: I cant join call, someone pls record
[10/26/2014 11:36:46 PM] Nick Soapdish: nothing happening so far besidse sounds from aboi's body
[10/26/2014 11:37:07 PM] Aboi: c;

Drunkposting is hilarious

I regret nothing

[3:17:43 AM] Nick Soapdish: For the last 4 hours I've been running around like crazy because I thought I lost all the passwords for the system I built
[3:17:57 AM] Nick Soapdish: I was going to have to rebuild everything one day before a client presentation
[3:18:05 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: That'd suck.
[3:18:26 AM] Nick Soapdish: managed to find someone who luckily had a copy. oh god my brain. just the stress. ahhhhh
[3:18:36 AM] Nick Soapdish: It's fixed but I still can't relax
[3:18:53 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: ...
[3:19:02 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: I'm sorely going to regret this later.
[3:19:09 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: But I'll allow one
[3:19:09 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: ONE
[3:19:13 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: shot at Amy.
[3:19:20 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: JUST.
[3:19:21 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: ONE.
[3:19:28 AM] Spooky Scary SkeleScept: If it helps you relax.
[3:22:15 AM] Nick Soapdish: Thanks Scept, but that'd be too easy.
[3:22:18 AM] Nick Soapdish: Just like your waifu.....
[3:22:23 AM] Nick Soapdish: HAHAHAHA OK THAT HELPED
[3:22:27 AM] Nick Soapdish: You're a good friend

This was kinda sweet.