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we are beautiful people

I aspire to one day be as beautiful as Soapdish.

[10:31:39 PM] Rina N. Flores: https://i.imgur.com/AFbFdbg.png
[SWEATING INTENSIFIES]

I forgot to post this

Context: Added someone I thought was a friend from college, who I was talking to just yesterday. We were discussing study plans for finals... or were supposed to.

[11:19:00 PM | Edited 11:20:11 PM] Alps: [5/7/2014 9:53:05 PM] *** Alps has shared contact details with mystery.skittlez2. ***
[5/7/2014 9:53:08 PM] Alps: lol
[5/7/2014 9:53:10 PM] Alps: how did you find me.
[5/7/2014 10:06:53 PM] mystery.skittlez2: hi there :)
[5/7/2014 10:07:04 PM] Alps: Alrightie
[5/7/2014 10:07:08 PM] Alps: so, saturday a good study day?
[5/7/2014 10:07:34 PM] mystery.skittlez2: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
[5/7/2014 10:07:49 PM] Alps: Wait what
[5/7/2014 10:07:51 PM] Alps: who the hell are you.
[5/7/2014 10:08:30 PM] mystery.skittlez2: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG boobies or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
[5/7/2014 10:08:49 PM] Alps: A lot of people these days go for the boobies...
[5/7/2014 10:08:51 PM] Alps: but as a Dandy man
[5/7/2014 10:08:54 PM] Alps: I know the wiser
[5/7/2014 10:09:00 PM] Alps: that real men go for the B-O-O-T-Y
[5/7/2014 10:09:26 PM] mystery.skittlez2: Ok... let me set my web cam up and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb
[5/7/2014 10:09:44 PM] Alps: Wait you were serious.
[5/7/2014 10:09:48 PM] Alps: I thought you were a bot or something
[5/7/2014 10:09:50 PM] Alps: who the hell is this.
[5/7/2014 10:10:06 PM] mystery.skittlez2: what's a bot??
[5/7/2014 10:10:11 PM] Alps: ...who are you.
[5/7/2014 10:10:16 PM] mystery.skittlez2: Okie dokey go here [expunged] and we'll do a PRIVATE 1to1 chat..There's a few pics in there, if you like click the Sign Up button, then register itll take you straight 2 my cam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;)
[5/7/2014 10:10:38 PM] mystery.skittlez2: It might say that im offline, but Ill get on.. Just be joining...
[5/7/2014 10:10:55 PM] Alps: I'm not joining that site.
[5/7/2014 10:10:59 PM] Alps: I have no idea who the hell you are.
[5/7/2014 10:11:21 PM] mystery.skittlez2: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its [expunged]
[5/7/2014 10:11:29 PM] Alps: I'm not accepting the invite you simpleton.
[5/7/2014 10:11:32 PM] mystery.skittlez2: There is no charge but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..
[5/7/2014 10:11:39 PM] Alps: Yeah yeah.
[5/7/2014 10:12:01 PM] mystery.skittlez2: Once you've completed that, it'll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;)
[5/7/2014 10:12:10 PM] Alps: Uhh
[5/7/2014 10:12:11 PM] Alps: well
[5/7/2014 10:12:15 PM] Alps: my debit card is kinda low
[5/7/2014 10:12:21 PM] Alps: but I'll get back to you... later.
[5/7/2014 10:12:22 PM] mystery.skittlez2: k u in?
[5/7/2014 10:12:24 PM] Alps: TL note: Later means never
[5/7/2014 10:12:50 PM] mystery.skittlez2: kk, click on private time underneath my cam, usee it?
[5/7/2014 10:12:54 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:01 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:18 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:24 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:28 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:46 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:51 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:13:55 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***
[5/7/2014 10:14:06 PM] *** Call to mystery.skittlez2, no answer. ***

Aww, I missed Ugly Mug Time?

You callin' me ugly, ugly?

Yes. I'm calling everyone ugly.

I will be very disappointed if no one made a pic putting Amy's hair on Scept

May 10th, 2014.
The day we had no idea who anyone else was talking about.

[12:12:23 PM] Vatonnage: OH SNAP THE APE ESCAPE SIREN
[12:12:25 PM] Vatonnage: I WANT THAT
[12:12:27 PM] Vatonnage: ON MY HEAD

PSO2 is amazing

[4:28:09 PM] Simply DA: green dicks are usually not a sign of a healthy dick

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=EGZ9n5CzT14&start1=0&video2=MEG4FZvgHnI&start2=0&authorName=christmas+%3E+everything

(Loud warning)

The whole chat for the last hour or so.

[9:19:38 PM] Spplmj: >Haru likes Ken cause he looks like a girl
>Ratsel likes Naoto cause she looks like a boy
Who is gayer?

The Mysterious Gourmet wrote:[9:19:38 PM] Spplmj: >Haru likes Ken cause he looks like a girl
>Ratsel likes Naoto cause she looks like a boy
Who is gayer?

They're both gay, but one is closeted.

worth it

[9:49:16 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: guys up for a video call?
[9:49:52 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: I can stream games through camera
[9:50:06 PM] spplmj: Only if Diabeetus-tan is in it and she teaches me how to be a cute girl like her
[9:50:24 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: impossible
[9:50:29 PM] spplmj: ;_;
[9:50:32 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: and shes busy with family
[9:50:34 PM] Ratsel: Step 1: Wear skirt
Congratulations, you are now a girl

[9:55:45 PM] Haru//FROM ASHES:
>Wearing a skirt makes you a girl
>Therefore not wearing one makes you a boy
>Therefore all of Ratsel's tomboys are actually boys
>Therefore Ratsel is actually gay
[9:56:05 PM] Ratsel: Your next words will be 'ur a faget'
[9:56:11 PM] Haru//FROM ASHES: ur a faget
[9:56:30 PM] Ratsel: You fell for my elaborate ruse in which I was only PRETENDING to be homosexual
[9:56:34 PM] Haru//FROM ASHES: SHIT! He captured my favorite trick!
[9:56:40 PM] Haru//FROM ASHES: Oh well then
[9:57:24 PM] Nick Soapdish: It was pretty elaborate. you have been pretending for a very long while
[9:58:32 PM] Ratsel: m-masterplan

[11:23:29 PM] Cloak: Did you hear about that new scottish purse maker?
[11:23:32 PM] D.at A.ss: Christine Marie "Filia" Cabanos also did a perfect Mako voice
[11:23:36 PM] D.at A.ss: no Cloak
[11:23:37 PM] D.at A.ss: don't
[11:23:38 PM] D.at A.ss: DON'T
[11:23:41 PM] Cloak: I think they're called "Verscotchy"
[11:23:53 PM] D.at A.ss: THAT WAS MORE AWFUL THAN I EXPECTED

I surprised DA with a bad pun.

[11:26:56 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Homu a shit
[11:27:04 PM] Rina N. Flores: Go fuck yourself
[11:27:18 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Watch rebellion
[11:27:22 PM] Rina N. Flores: Make me

[12:39:09 AM] Vat: Do you have a sweat fetish or something?
[12:40:11 AM] Ratsel: [sweats]

[7:23:53 PM] Roflsuke: the 80s and the 70s are both in my domain anyway
[7:28:40 PM] Cloak: What spells do you grant?
[7:29:58 PM] Roflsuke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaVUApDVuY
[7:31:03 PM] Cloak: Can I summon a Spirit of the Radio?
[7:36:25 PM] Vatonnage: Be careful, you might accidentally summon an audio demon
[7:38:17 PM] Cloak: I've got the holy diver on speed dial, i'll be fine

[9:25:17 PM] Rina N. Flores: Okay so
[9:25:34 PM] Rina N. Flores: What was the name of that experimental procedure that Haruka and Yuu were gonna use to have biological kids
[9:25:47 PM] spplmj: IPS or something like that
[9:26:22 PM] spplmj: http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f85a33fdc5922e935f8a75e3a323006/tumblr_mzqzbdgtqg1r5fgqgo1_1280.jpg
[9:26:24 PM] spplmj: yep IPS
[9:27:04 PM] Rina N. Flores: So what we need to do
[9:27:17 PM] Rina N. Flores: Is see if it can work with three people rather than just two
[9:27:37 PM] spplmj: are you gonna throw Kotone in there too?
[9:27:55 PM] Rina N. Flores: Then we get Yuki Kajiura in one room
Akiko Shikata in another room
And Asami Imai in another room
[9:27:59 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Leo this is how things like Umbrella happen
[9:28:34 PM] Rina N. Flores: And their genetic monstrosity of a daughter will, by her very genetic makeup, be the single best singer/songwriter/composer ever born
[9:28:36 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: you can't just make genetic chimeras like that

Leo E. wrote:[9:25:17 PM] Rina N. Flores: Okay so
[9:25:34 PM] Rina N. Flores: What was the name of that experimental procedure that Haruka and Yuu were gonna use to have biological kids
[9:25:47 PM] spplmj: IPS or something like that
[9:26:22 PM] spplmj: http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f85a33fdc5922e935f8a75e3a323006/tumblr_mzqzbdgtqg1r5fgqgo1_1280.jpg
[9:26:24 PM] spplmj: yep IPS
[9:27:04 PM] Rina N. Flores: So what we need to do
[9:27:17 PM] Rina N. Flores: Is see if it can work with three people rather than just two
[9:27:37 PM] spplmj: are you gonna throw Kotone in there too?
[9:27:55 PM] Rina N. Flores: Then we get Yuki Kajiura in one room
Akiko Shikata in another room
And Asami Imai in another room
[9:27:59 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Leo this is how things like Umbrella happen
[9:28:34 PM] Rina N. Flores: And their genetic monstrosity of a daughter will, by her very genetic makeup, be the single best singer/songwriter/composer ever born
[9:28:36 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: you can't just make genetic chimeras like that

Yeah, you need a dog for that.