Skype Shenanigans Archiver

[9:09:02 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: >Takane as a giant cherry
Y
[9:09:15 PM] Rina N. Flores: Because she's pure
[9:09:19 PM] Rina N. Flores: Duh
[9:10:12 PM] Emiya Alpar: the hell does cherry have to do with purity
[9:10:18 PM] Vatonnage: ...
[9:10:21 PM] Rina N. Flores: Haha oh wow

I

SAID

I

REMEMBERED

There's an euphemism I never heard before nor is also easily translatable.
Please elaborate.

DA wrote:There's an euphemism I never heard before nor is also easily translatable.
Please elaborate.

It has to do with the hymen, and that's all I'm going to say.

[7:12:42 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: >GIANT ROBO CHIHAYA
[7:12:56 PM] Rina N. Flores: The most geometrically flat chest
[7:13:02 PM] Marcus: And then Ratsel got a new waifu
[7:13:15 PM] Rina N. Flores: Hey how about I kill you
[7:13:15 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Leo would kill me

[11:32:47 AM] Emiya Alpar: OH MY GOSH NO
[11:32:48 AM] Emiya Alpar: NOOOOOO
[11:32:50 AM] Emiya Alpar: NOT ANOTHER GIFT
[11:32:53 AM] Emiya Alpar: I HATE YOU PEOPLE ;_;
[11:32:55 AM] Emiya Alpar: WHY ARE YOU THIS NICE TO ME
[11:33:10 AM] Rina N. Flores: Fuck you

[4:29:02 PM] Gam: it's been almost a week and I'm still sad about finn and flame princess breaking up in adventure time
[4:29:03 PM] Vatonnage: I feel like we're devolving as a species

#REKT

We just had an hour long discussion on which princess was best

and something about the collapse of the waifu economy

only we would say things like this.

[1:28:04 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlwxsmcCUAAkdFv.png:large
Yamato 2199 has finally created it, the perfect Ratselbait
[1:36:07 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: She even has a boy’s name
[1:39:46 PM] Vatonnage: nigga dats gay
[1:39:58 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: If that’s gay then I don’t want to be straight
[1:40:21 PM] Vatonnage: But you are straight
[1:40:25 PM] Vatonnage: Straight-up gay
[1:40:48 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: That’s the hardest I’ve ever been wrecked

>somehow end up back on the topic of Cosmo
>I'm not interested enough in it to look up why people hate it so much so I ask for an explanation instead

[11:02:23 PM] Orion X: Explaining things to you is like trying to break down a brick wall with your fists
You know it'll never happen, and you just get angrier the further along you go. Eventually you get tired and give up, and probably have a bloody hand

[7:07:23 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Ok, done masturbating, now what
[7:08:20 PM] Emiya Alpar: wait really
[7:08:24 PM] Emiya Alpar: already?
[7:08:24 PM] Caelun_Niveus: no
[7:08:27 PM] Emiya Alpar: ohokay
[7:08:44 PM] Caelun_Niveus: not done, but might as well hear opinions while I finish up

[7:09:31 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: Hm... I don't know why I didn't think to use power metal, hang on

[12:47:17 PM] Taels of: FUCK OFF ROFL YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO AGREE WITH ME
[12:47:28 PM] Delirious Gourmet: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO AGREED WITH ME

Tael and MG in a nutshell right there.

You guys should make a sitcom.

♪They're Fairy and Gourmet
Yes, Fairy and Gourmet
One is annoying
The other one is gay♪

♪They're Fairy and Gourmet
One loves Mecha
The other loves Moé
They think other's tastes are shite
They love their 2d wifes
They're Fairy, they're fairy and gourmet, may, may, may♪

nicksoapdish wrote:♪They're Fairy and Gourmet
One loves Mecha
The other loves Moé
They think other's tastes are shite
They love their 2d wifes
They're Fairy, they're fairy and gourmet, may, may, may♪

DONG

nicksoapdish wrote:may, may♪

simply epic

Leo E. wrote:

nicksoapdish wrote:♪They're Fairy and Gourmet
One loves Mecha
The other loves Moé
They think other's tastes are shite
They love their 2d wifes
They're Fairy, they're fairy and gourmet, may, may, may♪

DONG

Brilliant.

[11:15:47 PM] Cloak: https://24.media.tumblr.com/a825a3573f0c3e45b99798f2240c20ff/tumblr_n4hs0iDcs61r5trzro1_500.jpg
Alpar, get off of craigslist
[11:16:59 PM] MrNaleIt: inb4 he doesn't understand
[11:17:26 PM] Emiya Alpar: I don't.
[11:17:32 PM] Emiya Alpar: What the hell is that.
[11:17:43 PM] spplmj: beads
[11:18:41 PM] Sparks: hey alpar,wanna know where those go?
[11:18:55 PM] Sparks: give ya a hint,not on yer wrist or neck
[11:21:44 PM] Emiya Alpar: ...your anus?
[11:21:48 PM] Emiya Alpar: no wait
[11:21:50 PM] Emiya Alpar: it looks big for that

[1:28 AM] Moi: Wonder Red
more like hopes are dead

Leo E. wrote:[11:15:47 PM] Cloak: https://24.media.tumblr.com/a825a3573f0c3e45b99798f2240c20ff/tumblr_n4hs0iDcs61r5trzro1_500.jpg
Alpar, get off of craigslist
[11:16:59 PM] MrNaleIt: inb4 he doesn't understand
[11:17:26 PM] Emiya Alpar: I don't.
[11:17:32 PM] Emiya Alpar: What the hell is that.
[11:17:43 PM] spplmj: beads
[11:18:41 PM] Sparks: hey alpar,wanna know where those go?
[11:18:55 PM] Sparks: give ya a hint,not on yer wrist or neck
[11:21:44 PM] Emiya Alpar: ...your anus?
[11:21:48 PM] Emiya Alpar: no wait
[11:21:50 PM] Emiya Alpar: it looks big for that

Pfffffffffffff

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