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I WAS COMICALLY IMITATING DA WHEN HE PLAYS MONSTER GIRL QUEST.

YOU PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE.

[8:32:55 PM] spplmj: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/src/1386207122203.jpg
[8:33:28 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: gay
[8:33:32 PM] Rina N. Flores: Straight
[8:33:38 PM] Vatonnage: Welp

[9:50:46 PM] Aboi: http://i.4cdn.org/ck/src/1386299129856.png
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[9:51:16 PM] Vatonnage: Wow not only was that tl;dr but so is your textwall
[9:51:20 PM] Vatonnage: And it's only one goddamn letter

[7:44:45 PM] Caelun_Niveus: question
[7:45:38 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Murder is to Murderer
Theft is to Thief
Arson is to Arsonist
Genoside is to....?
[7:46:02 PM] MrNaleIt: Hitler

[8:46:46 PM] spplmj: Doesnt Ash get to first base in 2000?
[8:46:51 PM] Simply DA: I actually liked Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
[8:46:53 PM] spplmj: First base is kissing right?
[8:46:56 PM] Alpar: Even given my huge Johtoboner and nostalgiaboner and bonerforJohtoasakid I still hated it.
[8:46:56 PM] Aboi: http://i.4cdn.org/vp/src/1386801746419.gif
Delibird switches into Sneaky Stones
[8:46:58 PM] Alpar: Also yeah
[8:47:01 PM] Alpar: Lucario movie was neato.
[8:47:11 PM] Nick Soapdish: I got to first base for the first time at the first pokemon movie
[8:47:15 PM] Aboi: http://i.4cdn.org/vp/src/1386801781150.gif
Garbodor used Swagger
[8:47:25 PM] Alpar: what are the three bases again?
[8:47:31 PM] spplmj: did you do it while Ash was turned to stone
[8:47:33 PM] Simply DA: SILLY NAIVEPAR
[8:47:33 PM] Vatonnage: 4Ever was the Celebi one right?
[8:47:40 PM] Simply DA: 1st: Kissin'
[8:47:41 PM] Vatonnage: I didn't like that one so much
[8:47:45 PM] Simply DA: 2nd: Touchin
lewdly
[8:47:51 PM] Alpar: WAIT
[8:47:53 PM] Simply DA: 3rd: TASTING
[8:47:53 PM] spplmj: 1st. Mouth
2nd. bewbs
3rd. secks
[8:47:53 PM] Alpar: I KNOW THE THIRD ONE.
[8:47:56 PM] Alpar: Oh.
[8:48:00 PM] Alpar: Wait
[8:48:00 PM] Alpar: what?
[8:48:02 PM] Simply DA: Home: SECKS
[8:48:07 PM] Alpar: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[8:48:10 PM] Alpar: ...and when you say tasting...
[8:48:15 PM] Simply DA: ...
[8:48:17 PM] Vatonnage: What was the title of the Lati@s movie?
[8:48:18 PM] Simply DA: ORAL
[8:48:18 PM] spplmj: He means TASTING
[8:48:20 PM] Nick Soapdish: No home base is secks
[8:48:21 PM] Alpar: Oh.
[8:48:27 PM] Simply DA: L'ORAL PARIS
[8:48:44 PM] Ment: It's when you lick her face and tell her she tastes like a casual.
[8:48:50 PM] Simply DA: PFFFFT
[8:48:51 PM] Alpar: hehehehe

[8:55:16 PM] Alpar: Okay wait so if first base is like, kissing, would that make the benchwarmers the virgin losers.
[8:55:21 PM] Alpar: I think that's my department.

[12:34:42 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Leo intends on gettign me something.  He won't give up and won't tell me what it is
[12:39:00 PM] Ment: >after months of wait and sleepless nights wondering what it is, a package reaches your home
>the sender is leo
>you rip the box apart eager to see your gift
>bubble wrap everywhere but you just rip through it like Jack
>finally you reach a small envelope
>you open it, trembling in expectation
"ur a faget"
[12:39:19 PM] Caelun_Niveus: pffffft
[12:40:44 PM | Edited 12:40:58 PM] spplmj: please god let this be what happens
[12:41:02 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [9:39 AM] Ment:

<<< rip through it like JackRULES OF NATURE
[12:41:09 PM] Caelun_Niveus: He will proably send a letter saying that now
[12:42:12 PM | Edited 12:42:23 PM] Ment: >a hidden camera takes a picture of Cael's face at the moment he reads the letter
[1:15:53 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: 11/10

[12:55:33 AM] Leonidas Eliades: "Ooh, Miss Flores": A Fan Fiction

Rina: "Alpar, I am home now. And I am looking so handsome and also my shirt is opened?
Alpar: "Ooh, Miss Flores, ooh."
Rina: "Let's play Hisoutensoku."
Alpar: "Yes."
Rina: "And I will use Sakuya."
Alpar: *gaze*
MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT
JC PLAYING THE WRONG GAME
JC: "Who else wants to play IaMP?"
TOURNEYFAGS BITCHING
Tourneyfag: "PLAY IN THE LIBRARY!"
IT WAS AMAZING
The end.
[12:56:03 AM] Alps: h u e
[12:56:20 AM] Alps: 10/10 actually chuckled no homo

It doesn't work if you renamed me...

A few years too late to that.

It still makes sense if you get the original context anyway.

[3:53:43 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/267/026/0e7.jpg
PFFFFFF
[3:53:49 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: so true, fucking hell
[3:58:11 PM] Rina N. Flores: So I hear Sweden is pretty nice around this time of year

[9:57:53 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Wanna watch some 80s magical girl shows with me?
[9:57:59 PM] Rina N. Flores: No
[9:58:03 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Thanks
[9:58:06 PM] Rina N. Flores: Go ask Zach
[9:58:32 PM] Rina N. Flores: He loves 80s stuff
[9:58:55 PM] Haruka Hazuki: Wait what
[9:59:12 PM] Rina N. Flores: Did you hear that, Zach?
[9:59:39 PM] Haruka Hazuki: Um. Yeah, but I wouldn't say I like 80's stuff in particular.
[9:59:44 PM | Edited 9:59:46 PM] Haruka Hazuki: Er, not SPECIFICALLY, anyhow
[10:00:00 PM] Vatonnage: I thought you were Zac, not Zach
[10:00:21 PM] Haruka Hazuki: Well yeah. Wait who was he talking to then
[10:00:26 PM] Rina N. Flores: Zach
[10:00:26 PM] Vatonnage: Zach
[10:00:43 PM] Haruka Hazuki: I have no idea who the fuck that is
[10:01:06 PM] Vatonnage: Poor guy

Zachmind

[5:32:56 PM] Cloak: I'M SORRY
I'M STUPID
[5:33:03 PM] Aboi: Apparently, yes

>Discussing trap diets

[1:23:04 PM] Emiya Alpar: red meat is a glorious wonder of our universe.
[1:23:09 PM] Emiya Alpar: Also fud's ready so bbl
[1:23:10 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I sure they could enjoy red meat once in a while
[1:24:00 PM] Rina N. Flores: Red meat makes your semen taste bitter
[1:24:02 PM] Rina N. Flores: Not good
[1:24:13 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Why do you know this
[1:24:38 PM] Caelun_Niveus: how do you know this

>Not knowing this
Fruit 4 lyfe

Seriously, if even I knew that, then you all have some catching up to do.

Scared away a complete random female stranger by voicechat, less than a minute.

My only regret was not recording it.

We will never forget.

[3:13:53 PM] DA: >Kirushit
[3:14:03 PM] DA: what was the #1 rule of this chat again?
[3:14:59 PM] sppmlj: dont talk about fight club?
[3:15:06 PM] Axel X: my opinion > your opinion?
[3:15:20 PM] Grashbar: DA will never not like monster girls?
[3:15:25 PM] sppmlj: futa arent gay as long as they dont have balls?

Aboithagameboi wrote:[3:13:53 PM] DA: >Kirushit
[3:14:03 PM] DA: what was the #1 rule of this chat again?
[3:14:59 PM] sppmlj: dont talk about fight club?
[3:15:06 PM] Axel X: my opinion > your opinion?
[3:15:20 PM] Grashbar: DA will never not like monster girls?
[3:15:25 PM] sppmlj: futa arent gay as long as they dont have balls?

>Futa without balls
I can't believe I'm in a chat with fagets of this magnitude.

Leo E. wrote:>Futa without balls
I can't believe I'm in a chat with fagets of this magnitude.

I understand your pain

Leo E. wrote:>Futa without balls
I can't believe I'm in a chat with fagets of this magnitude.

Originally it was traps without balls.
Make what you will of that.

Leo E. wrote:>Futa without balls
I can't believe I'm in a chat with fagets of this magnitude.

Modeseven777 pls

Oh, Alpar.
Oh poor, naive Alpar.

I

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gret

no

thing.

[9:20:01 AM] MrNaleIt: https://24.media.tumblr.com/bef25710fb74e1ae5fff913fe2b78d2d/tumblr_mx60f28f2A1sflc3zo1_400.png
I know rofl's last name now
[9:20:12 AM] Alpar: 10/10
[9:20:21 AM] Vatonnage: But do you know his middle name?
[9:20:31 AM] Alpar: It's probably something like Dave.
[9:20:34 AM] Vatonnage: It's Davidsky
[9:20:40 AM] Alpar: darn