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So Soapdish got Mentle DMC4 PC Edition for Christmas.

[10:57:37 PM] Ment: >test shows I can run DMC 4 on an average of 90 FPS and never drop below 60 FPS
Kell, let's start
>[NVIDIA INTENSIFIES]
>cooler at full power
>Dante shows up and shoots his load at the start
>laptop turns off because it overheats
Why is Dante so hot?

[8:08:28 PM] Alpar: It's so nice when we're discussing good games :>
[8:08:42 PM] Simply DA: DK's dong is like the universe
[8:08:45 PM] Simply DA: Always expanding
[8:08:50 PM] Alpar: andthenthere'sthis

So Tael is drunk

[11:46:37 AM] Alps: Tael quick
[11:46:37 AM] Tael: what.
[11:46:40 AM] Alps: how many fingers am I holding up.
[11:46:44 AM] Tael: DEGIENqa

Taeltael's Drunken Adventures

[11:23:27 AM] Tael: YO THWAT THE FUCK UP
[11:23:34 AM] Caelun_Niveus: TAEL
[11:23:49 AM] Tael: [8:03 AM] Caelun_Niveus:

<<< Rate the followign in order from best to worse (or least best, whatever:)

Alpar
Leo
Rastel
Cael
Axel
Sceptthat would be mean as fuck I love you all euqually like an estranged father
[11:24:05 AM] Alps: >logging onto Steam through a new computer? Enter a passcode to make sure we know it's you!
STEEEAAAAAAM THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME I'VE LOGGED ONTO YOUR SERVICE WITH THIS LAPTOP ONTO YOUR SIIIITE
[11:24:17 AM] Tael: ALPAR HWAT THE FUCL Up
[11:24:27 AM] Alps: NOT MUCH
[11:24:28 AM] Adept RIG: >steam
[11:24:32 AM] Tael: coolcool
[11:24:32 AM] Alps: FEELING A TAAAAD WEIRD
[11:24:33 AM] Vatonnage: YES DRUNK TAEL IS BACK
[11:24:37 AM] Alps: CAUSE I WOKE UP LATE AND SLEPT LATE.
[11:24:39 AM] Alps: wait he's drunk?
[11:24:42 AM] Tael: noty even drunk just rum aSNS TUDFFF
[11:24:42 AM] Alps: yoooo
[11:24:49 AM] Alps: yoooooooo
[11:24:52 AM] Alps: drunk Taelll
[11:24:59 AM] Vatonnage: [8:24 AM] Tael:

<<< noty even drunk just rum aSNS TUDFFFSignature quote
[11:28:17 AM] Tael: never got the appeal of robot girls
[11:28:22 AM] Tael: i mean you cn'at even have secx
[11:28:23 AM] Tael: ?!?
[11:28:29 AM] Alps: Yes you can.
[11:28:32 AM] Vatonnage: You can if you try hard enough
[11:28:33 AM] Giro: you totaly can
[11:28:37 AM] Vatonnage: YOU GOTTA TRY, TAEL
[11:28:38 AM] Aboi: [8:24 AM] Tael:

<<< noty even drunk just rumTHAT'S PUSSY SHITTAEL
[11:28:40 AM] Adept RIG: i think the first robot girl i ever see in my life was Iris
[11:28:43 AM] Giro: plus, there arent all normal metaly robots
[11:28:43 AM] Tael: that is very dangerous for your duck ythoughy
[11:28:48 AM] Alps: your duck
[11:28:49 AM] Alps: sorry
[11:28:52 AM] Alps: I don't own a duck
[11:28:59 AM] Tael: u is literally necxt to i
[11:29:04 AM] Aboi: Tell me duck to quit being a pussy and FUCK THAT ROBOT BEFORE HARU GETS TO IT
[11:29:13 AM] Alps: Yes but I don't have a duck, Tael.
[11:29:29 AM] Tael: identidfyy as a goose huh
[11:29:41 AM] Tael: tthats coll alpar
[11:29:41 AM] Alps: what
[11:29:45 AM] Alps: no
[11:29:49 AM] Alps: I'm a Korean male.
[11:29:53 AM] Vatonnage: No you're not
[11:29:57 AM] Tael: no man im dnot gonna judge you but
[11:29:57 AM] Vatonnage: You're a Korean goose
[11:29:59 AM] Alps: Don't feed the drunkie ideas.
[11:30:01 AM] Tael: your weere born with a duck so
[11:30:04 AM] Alps: what
[11:30:04 AM] Tael: it just makes esne ynknow
[11:30:05 AM] Alps: no
[11:30:05 AM] Vatonnage: See
[11:30:07 AM] Alps: no
[11:30:11 AM] Alps: my mother did not birth a duck
[11:30:18 AM] Giro: well duh
[11:30:20 AM] Tael: ALPAR THE DUCK IS A DICK
[11:30:21 AM] Giro: she laid an egg
[11:30:26 AM] Giro: dumbass
[11:30:28 AM] Alps: what
[11:30:29 AM] Alps: no
[11:30:32 AM] Alps: I don't have a duck dick.
[11:30:35 AM] Alps: Tael you're drunk.
[11:30:44 AM] Aboi: Hit him Tael
[11:30:47 AM] Tael: you guys r real fun but io need to make sure my irl friends arne't jkilling thmsesleves
[11:30:49 AM] Aboi: I bet you won't do it pussy
[11:30:53 AM] Alps: TAEL YOU'RE DRUNK
[11:30:59 AM] Alps: YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT IN A POSITION TO BE DOING THAT.
[11:31:08 AM] Tael: I don't wanna single anybody out as better than anybody esle.
[11:31:15 AM] Alps: But even drunk he's a lovable bro.
[11:31:18 AM] Aboi: Is that a coherent sentence
[11:31:19 AM] Vatonnage: TAEL MAKE SURE YOU RAPE THEM WITH SHREK MUSIC INSTEAD OF FROZEN THIS TIME
[11:31:21 AM] Aboi: Tael are you full of shit
[11:31:28 AM] Tael: <<<<<######33333
[11:31:35 AM] Alps: what's with the number signs
[11:31:37 AM] Tael: AHAH BES Y YERST BEST UISAE
[11:31:43 AM] Alps: ....what.
[11:31:43 AM] Tael: aha yes, best idea.
[11:31:51 AM] Vatonnage: Alright now go
[11:31:53 AM] Tael: /ceherncy
[11:31:54 AM] Alps: no
[11:31:54 AM] Vatonnage: Your planet needs you
[11:31:55 AM] Alps: no
[11:31:58 AM] Tael: /COHERENCY
[11:31:58 AM] Alps: stay, I like you drunk.
[11:32:09 AM] Tael: but dacael
[11:32:10 AM] Vatonnage: He needs to make sure his friends don't die
[11:32:11 AM] Tael: cael!
[11:32:16 AM] Tael: im not gonna rank you guyioz
[11:32:20 AM] Tael: gioz heh
[11:32:24 AM] Alps: ...gioz?
[11:32:25 AM] Tael: /jewhands
[11:32:26 AM] Vatonnage: Guys
[11:32:31 AM] Vatonnage: Do you want me to translate or what
[11:32:35 AM] Alps: Please.
[11:32:46 AM] Tael: nahynoyu're all fucking AMZIZIng in your own way,.
[11:32:47 AM] Vatonnage: Honestly it's not that hard if you just consider the keyboard layout
[11:32:59 AM] Tael: ill consider YOUR layout
[11:33:02 AM] Tael: ;)))))
[11:33:06 AM] Alps: TAEL PLS
[11:33:06 AM] Giro: unf
[11:33:07 AM] Vatonnage: ;)
[11:33:11 AM] Caelun_Niveus: you know, it's not that hard to type straight when drunk
[11:33:16 AM] Tael: you bet it is
[11:33:17 AM] Alps: Says not-Tael.
[11:33:22 AM] Tael: hue
[11:33:22 AM] Vatonnage: And Zink
[11:33:26 AM] Vatonnage: Especially Zink
[11:33:36 AM] Vatonnage: Oh my god have you seen Zink type when drunk that shit's the best
[11:33:39 AM] Giro: it may be, seeing as he apparently has friends over, and is likely lughing his ass off
[11:33:51 AM] Aboi: [8:33 AM] Caelun_Niveus:

<<< you know, it's not that hard to type straight when drunkTael seems to be off his ass, you were buzzed
[11:34:03 AM] Aboi: That being said TAEL I BET YOU WON'T HIT ALPAR
[11:34:11 AM] Vatonnage: Hit or hit on?
[11:34:49 AM] Aboi: HIT HIM PUSSY Did tael leave



-LATER-



[11:46:20 AM] Tael: WOAH FUCK
[11:46:22 AM] Tael: I misseda lot
[11:46:27 AM] Tael: tell me waht Iene dto answerer.
[11:46:32 AM] Tael: tell me waht I need to answer,.
[11:46:34 AM] Tael: answer.
[11:46:37 AM] Alps: Tael quick
[11:46:37 AM] Tael: what.
[11:46:40 AM] Alps: how many fingers am I holding up.
[11:46:44 AM] Tael: DEGIENqa
[11:46:46 AM] Vatonnage: Boxers or briefs
[11:46:49 AM] Alps: CLOSE ENOUGH
[11:46:53 AM] Tael: neither ;)_
[11:46:59 AM] Vatonnage: Awww yeaaaaaaa
[11:47:44 AM] Alps: Hey Tael
[11:47:46 AM] Alps: Strike Witches is good.
[11:48:00 AM] Vatonnage: TAEL is the one drunk, not you
[11:48:07 AM] Alps: I just wanna see his reactions.
[11:48:32 AM] Tael: [8:47 AM] Alps:

<<< Strike Witches is good.HEL FUCKING YEAH NIGAA
[11:48:42 AM] Tael: [8:48 AM] Alps:

<<< I just wanna see his reactions.ashfasahsh
[11:48:44 AM] Alps: the coffee is cold.
[11:48:48 AM] Tael: *ssshhh,
[11:48:49 AM] Tael: .
[11:48:56 AM] Aboi: TAEL GO SCREAM AT A CAT
[11:48:58 AM] Alps: THE COFFEE IS HOT TAEL
[11:49:06 AM] Tael: I WFUCKINGWOOULD BUT I DONTEVE NOWN A CAT HERE
[11:49:09 AM] Tael: MY LIFE IS TERIRBLE
[11:49:21 AM] Vatonnage: YELL AT A KANGAROO INSTEAD
[11:49:22 AM] Tael: [8:49 AM] Alps:

<<< THE COFFEE IS HOT TAELcoffess foer noobs
[11:49:30 AM] Alps: crying lloyd.jpg
[11:49:33 AM] Tael: its now 3 AM new years day
[11:49:43 AM] Tael: and IStill love you all
[11:49:48 AM] Alps: Love you too.
[11:49:50 AM] Tael: but if I HAD to rank you
[11:49:58 AM] Tael: I'd put myself first you're all a bunch of nerds
[11:50:04 AM] Alps: sickburnyoloswag
[11:50:04 AM] Vatonnage: If you didn't love us after New Year's I would have to question your New Year resolutions
[11:50:13 AM] Tael: I reoslve to be afucking amasinzxg
[11:50:20 AM] Alps: But Tael
[11:50:23 AM] Adam Campbell: Tael go do a Jaeger Bomb
[11:50:24 AM] Vatonnage: This is wonderful
[11:50:24 AM] Alps: you're already amasinzxg
[11:50:29 AM] Tael: i nkw righ
[11:50:31 AM] Tael: talsape (heart)
[11:50:34 AM] Tael: al;par*
[11:50:37 AM] Alps: wot
[11:50:39 AM] Alps: talsape?
[11:50:41 AM] Vatonnage: inorite
[11:50:43 AM] Vatonnage: Alpar (heart)
[11:50:45 AM] Tael: AI MEANT ALAPR
[11:50:52 AM] Alps: o-okay
[11:50:57 AM] Vatonnage: Don't worry I'm on this like Babelfish
[11:50:57 AM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: tael is beyond saving from the drunk
[11:50:58 AM] Tael: rsrs thougyhb
[11:51:07 AM] Vatonnage: Okay I can't do that one though
[11:51:12 AM] Vatonnage: srs though
[11:51:18 AM] Vatonnage: Nvm I think I got it
[11:51:20 AM] Tael: and then it would be rofl for putting up with me litertally hating everyhintg about him
[11:51:32 AM] Vatonnage: dat tsundere
[11:51:33 AM] Tael: but orinocialy iacutally do
[11:51:39 AM] Tael: wtf is with that guys tastes
[11:51:43 AM | Edited 11:51:46 AM] Aboi: [11:50:28 AM] Tael: i nkw righ
[11:50:30 AM] Tael: talsape (heart)
[11:50:33 AM] Tael: al;par*ne lost
That one lost me
[11:51:44 AM] Alps: HEHHEHEHEHHE
[11:51:49 AM] Tael: music's okay but the n MEWTAL and ROBOTS wtf!?!?
[11:51:59 AM] Vatonnage: I'm translating Aboi try to keep up
[11:51:59 AM] Alps: mewtal
[11:52:01 AM] Alps: MEWTAL
[11:52:01 AM] Tael: fuckat ahta shit niga.
[11:52:14 AM] Alps: Tael
[11:52:15 AM] Vatonnage: Mewtal :3
[11:52:19 AM] Alps: you do know that Strike Witches always had mecha, right?
[11:52:23 AM] Tael: MEw talk mt favourite pokean
[11:52:25 AM] Alps: They're going to use it for season 3.
[11:52:29 AM] Vatonnage: No they're fighter jets
[11:52:30 AM] Tael: but its'g ood mecha
[11:52:32 AM] Alps: They've been in development in season 1.
[11:52:33 AM] Tael: becasue waifus
[11:52:47 AM] Tael: gundamn has no weaifus only pits of black whores
[11:52:49 AM] Alps: Yeah but Evangelion had more waifus than Strike Witches.
[11:52:54 AM] Tael: haven'
[11:52:57 AM] Alps: [11:52 AM] Tael:

<<< gundamn has no weaifus only pits of black whoresholy hell
[11:52:57 AM] Tael: t seen evangelion
[11:52:58 AM] Tael: s
[11:53:00 AM] Alps: someone better skype thread this
[11:53:07 AM] Adam Campbell: Tael
[11:53:08 AM] Tael: shut up this is all off ther ecord
[11:53:09 AM] Adam Campbell: which is better
[11:53:12 AM] Tael: record
[11:53:18 AM] Adam Campbell: SEED or normal Gundam
[11:53:21 AM] Vatonnage: This is so on the record
[11:53:28 AM] Adept RIG: SRW Seed
[11:53:29 AM] Tael: draycoe you gave me tip[s on cookingvegetarian food once thand taht was cool of you <
[11:53:31 AM] Tael: 4
[11:53:32 AM] Tael: 3
[11:53:35 AM] Alps: WHAT
[11:53:37 AM] Alps: HAHAHAHAH WHAT
[11:53:41 AM] Adam Campbell: No problem man
[11:53:43 AM] Vatonnage: Wait what
[11:53:55 AM] Vatonnage: Okay I didn't expect vegetarian tips from a Texan
[11:53:57 AM] Tael: [8:53 AM] Adam Campbell:

<<< SEED or normal Gundamdunot ev nkow
[11:54:03 AM] Tael: his dads vegetarian I trhink
[11:54:04 AM] Alps: dunot ev nkow
[11:54:10 AM] Alps: this is Peter Chimaera tier
[11:54:12 AM] Adam Campbell: Yeah my dad is
[11:54:16 AM] Vatonnage: Wow Draco your struggle is real
[11:54:18 AM] Tael: Now you're just akking fun of me
[11:54:23 AM] Alps: no Tael
[11:54:26 AM] Adam Campbell: I'm not, but Al totally is
[11:54:26 AM] Alps: we're laughing at you, not with you
[11:54:28 AM] Adam Campbell: he's mean like that
[11:54:30 AM] Adam Campbell: You know Al
[11:54:36 AM] Tael: thats cool as long as you're al laughing (heart)
[11:54:41 AM] Alps: SHHHH WE LOVE HIM STILL
[11:54:47 AM] Vatonnage: AH IT ONLY WORKS BECAUSE HE'S DRUNK
[11:54:50 AM] Tael: yeah a l youre the weorst
1
[11:54:52 AM] Vatonnage: DRUNKPUNS HURT
[11:55:01 AM] Alps: hehehe
[11:55:10 AM] Alps: Tael
[11:55:10 AM] Tael: but guys imagine if alpar just like
[11:55:12 AM] Tael: left
[11:55:15 AM] Alps: go kiss a female friend of yours
[11:55:16 AM] Tael: what the fuck woul we even do
[11:55:19 AM] Alps: report back, Sergeant.
[11:55:28 AM] Tael: wed be like wtf what do we do know theres no shame anymore
[11:55:29 AM] Giro: go back to playing real video games
[11:55:29 AM] Tael: no eblows
[11:55:30 AM] Vatonnage: Have a chat with less 4chan links
[11:55:35 AM] Vatonnage: That's what would happen
[11:55:35 AM] Alps: eblows
[11:55:55 AM] Alps: Tael we love you </3
[11:55:57 AM] Alps: don't leave us
[11:55:59 AM] Vatonnage: eblows are elbow blowjobs
[11:56:02 AM] Alps: how even
[11:56:07 AM] Vatonnage: Which is Alpar's favorite activity
[11:56:10 AM] Giro: you see alpar
[11:56:18 AM] Tael: i will enver elave you guys
[11:56:20 AM] Giro: you lick your elbow
[11:56:24 AM] Giro: simple as that
[11:56:25 AM] Alps: that's gross
[11:56:32 AM] Giro: to auto elblow
[11:56:34 AM] Tael: no but what I thought of is like
[11:56:34 AM] Vatonnage: [8:56 AM] Tael:

<<< i will enver elave you guysThat's sweet
[11:56:37 AM] Vatonnage: Now go leave us
[11:56:38 AM] Tael: what happens when we all get old
[11:56:41 AM] Vatonnage: And check up on your irl friends
[11:56:45 AM] Tael: do we all have kids and they continue the legacy of haklolz
[11:56:50 AM] Alps: haklolz
[11:56:52 AM] Tael: 1?!!?!?
[11:56:58 AM] Alps: well
[11:56:59 AM] Vatonnage: Halolz died years ago
[11:57:01 AM] Alps: I know I ain't having kids.
[11:57:02 AM] Tael: ofc my kid would be fucking amazing
[11:57:15 AM] Tael: school all your kids tates with his 2010 taste in music
[11:57:29 AM] Alps: Tael I'm not having a kid.
[11:57:39 AM] Tael: [8:57 AM] Alps:

<<< I know I ain't having kids.someday you'll find irl granberuia ,3
[11:57:44 AM] Alps: granberuia
[11:57:54 AM] Alps: anyway nah
[11:57:57 AM] Alps: too picky for my own good
[11:58:02 AM] Alps: but you can totes score a good gf yo.
[11:58:09 AM] Tael: Well I'D have a kid with any of you.
[11:58:13 AM] Tael: BYE
[11:58:17 AM] Alps: Sorry but - WHAT NO DON'T GO
[11:58:18 AM] Vatonnage: AW YEA
[11:58:22 AM] Alps: DON'T YOU'RE GREAT COMPANY THIS WAY



-LATER ER-



[12:08:24 PM] Tael: leback
[12:08:56 PM] Alps: TAAAAEL
[12:08:58 PM] Alps: WE MISSED YOUUUUU
[12:09:11 PM] Axel X: Huh? Who's this faget?
[12:10:19 PM] Tael: [9:09 AM] Alps:

<<< TAAAAEL
WE MISSED YOUUUUUmissed you too trbrothea
[12:10:41 PM] Alps: Hey Tael
[12:10:47 PM] Alps: did I ever tell you about my new waifu.
[12:10:52 PM] Tael: no who is it
[12:10:54 PM] Tael: is if leo
[12:10:58 PM] Tael: elbows
[12:10:58 PM] Alps: What, no.
[12:10:59 PM] Axel X: The one that doesn't EXIST?!
[12:11:00 PM] Vatonnage: It's always Leo
[12:11:01 PM] Tael: rofl!?
[12:11:03 PM] Alps: No.
[12:11:07 PM] Alps: Actually
[12:11:07 PM] Tael: I can't forgive this
[12:11:10 PM] Alps: keep on guessing, Tael
[12:11:14 PM] Alps: you're gonna like the answer
[12:11:17 PM] Alps: make all the assumptions you can
[12:11:19 PM] Alps: you can do it.
[12:11:25 PM] Axel X: >2 hours later
[12:11:30 PM] Alps: no don't listen to axel
[12:11:34 PM] Alps: the answer is really really close.
[12:11:35 PM] Vatonnage: Just start with Wakfu and make it faster


Then he disappears.

[11:50:56 AM] Tael: litearlly do not use my ralel name evear again soneome gonna find me and ikill me

[12:24:09 PM] Alps: noooo he's not heeeeere
[12:24:50 PM] Scept: Ded.
[12:24:52 PM] Scept: Not big surprise.
[12:29:35 PM] Tael: fooled you
[12:29:41 PM] Tael: I WAS NOT DUNK ALL ALONG!
[12:29:50 PM] Tael: oh my godf that iddnt even have any toupe
[12:29:51 PM] Tael: types
[12:29:54 PM] Tael: typos
[12:30:05 PM] Scept: You seem drunk to me.
[12:30:14 PM] Scept: Of course you weren't dunk.
[12:30:16 PM] Tael: thas'ts very astuste of you.
[12:30:26 PM | Edited 12:30:37 PM] Caelun_Niveus: If he was drunk he would have good taste
[12:30:31 PM] Tael: goog?
[12:30:36 PM] Tael: loks wile you're the drunk one
[12:31:01 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Tael are you okay
[12:31:10 PM] Tael: ROFL.1
[12:31:12 PM] Tael: !,.,
[12:31:14 PM] Tael: .
[12:31:21 PM] Tael: howz it gonig brah.
[12:31:26 PM] Scept: He's more drunk than you were high.
[12:31:40 PM] Tael: ANS THAT' SS AYING SOMETHIngG
[12:32:41 PM] Vatonnage: Tael is so moe
[12:32:46 PM] Tael: :3
[12:32:49 PM] Tael: So moe
[12:32:56 PM] Tael: it's fukicng inbelieveabel how cute I am
[12:33:00 PM] Vatonnage: Lookit dat shit
[12:33:04 PM] Tael: tsuntsun
[12:33:05 PM] Vatonnage: Kawaii as fuck
[12:33:30 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [9:31 AM] Scept:

<<< He's more drunk than you were high.I wasn't even that high, just exasperated with my friends
[12:33:42 PM] Tael: hey sthtats' soemthing we have in common
[12:33:49 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Heh
[12:33:57 PM] Tael: for one I dinnt even geta new eyasers kiss
[12:34:13 PM] Tael: (my firends are all guys though so I can cacwpet that))
[12:34:36 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I'm going to celebrate with family so there's that
[12:34:43 PM] Tael: and one of them put on mick iminaj unirolincally
[12:34:47 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Why
[12:34:50 PM] Alps: AAAA TAEL IS BACK WHILE I WAS ARCHIVING IT
[12:34:51 PM] Alps: DICKS
[12:34:55 PM] Tael: so they're music taste is about same as youtrs
[12:35:05 PM] Alps: TAAAAAAAAAEL
[12:35:07 PM] Alps: GUESS WHAT
[12:35:09 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Don't even joke about that this is serious
[12:35:15 PM] Tael: you love it
[12:35:21 PM] Vatonnage: >Being serious
>Drunk
[12:35:22 PM] Tael: alpars what sthe big secrt
[12:35:23 PM] Alps: wait is Tael typing coherently again.
[12:35:25 PM] Alps: Oh nevermind
[12:35:29 PM] Alps: SO YOU WERE RIGHT
[12:35:34 PM] Alps: I DID MEET MY IRL GRANBERUIA
[12:35:35 PM] Tael: I can type coherntlyu ehen I want.
[12:35:36 PM] Alps: JUST 5 MINUTES AGO
[12:35:40 PM] Alps: WHILE I WAS EATING BREAKFAST!
[12:35:40 PM] Tael: :O
[12:35:44 PM] Tael: was it your sister
[12:35:47 PM] Tael: alpar that's not aoky
[12:35:50 PM] Tael: kaly
[12:35:51 PM] Alps: I don't have a sister.
[12:35:51 PM] Tael: okay
[12:35:53 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [9:35 AM] Alps:

<<< I DID MEET MY IRL GRANBERUIAThe news of the year
[12:35:54 PM] Scept: [9:35 AM] Alps:

<<< I DID MEET MY IRL GRANBERUIAAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:35:57 PM] Tael: youre mu is worse
[12:36:03 PM] Alps: mu?
[12:36:05 PM] Tael: mom
[12:36:09 PM] Alps: my mom is at work
[12:36:18 PM] Vatonnage: Workin' on dat dick
[12:36:20 PM] Tael: so who's this mysterous lady
[12:36:27 PM] Alps: My new qt 3.14 gf
[12:36:29 PM] Scept: Wait, does this mean I have to return Granberry? Darn.
[12:36:31 PM] Tael: [9:36 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Workin' on dat dickSNPASNASPNASANPSA
S
[12:36:41 PM] Alps: wot
[12:36:42 PM] Tael: that was mean tohuhg.
[12:36:54 PM] Tael: you really got a gf?
[12:36:58 PM] Alps: Yeah.
[12:36:58 PM] Scept: Wait.
[12:37:00 PM] Tael: likearaal one
[12:37:01 PM] Alps: While I was having breakfast.
[12:37:03 PM] Vatonnage: No he's messing with you obviously
[12:37:03 PM] Alps: Mhm.
[12:37:07 PM] Alps: No don't listen to Vat
[12:37:09 PM] Tael: alpar I'm not sober enough to process thisn
[12:37:15 PM] Alps: I got her phone number and everything
[12:37:22 PM] Tael: woha iso it IS serious
[12:37:25 PM] Alps: the plot twist is actually
[12:37:26 PM] Alps: it's Ruth.
[12:37:39 PM] Tael: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:37:41 PM] Vatonnage: Alpar I'm taking your quotes out of context
[12:37:52 PM] Tael: and that's the tRuth.
[12:37:52 PM] Vatonnage: You're going to have to live with this from now on
[12:37:56 PM] Alps: Okay whatever, Tael is drunk and - AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[12:37:59 PM] Alps: TADOIUGAOTHT
[12:38:00 PM] Scept: [9:37 AM] Tael:

<<< and that's the tRuth.HAH
[12:38:01 PM] Vatonnage: DRUNK PUNS
[12:38:02 PM] Alps: THE PUUUUUUUUN
[12:38:02 PM] Tael: I can still make puns!
[12:38:07 PM] Tael: all of the PUns
[12:38:10 PM] Alps: By the way Tael
[12:38:16 PM] Alps: Ruth magically flew from Florida all the way to New York
[12:38:24 PM] Alps: and totally doesn't have a college to attend to.
[12:38:31 PM] Tael: le ==========man I was happy for you o te for a second
[12:38:38 PM] Tael: okay that sentence din't work out
[12:38:53 PM] Tael: I'm osry yy you still don't have a gf.
[12:39:04 PM] Alps: It's okay
[12:39:07 PM] Alps: I was cheating on her anyway.
[12:39:10 PM] Alps: With seven different women.
[12:39:13 PM] Tael: wiht loe!
[12:39:15 PM] Scept: Suuuuuure, feel sorry for him and not the rest of us.
[12:39:26 PM] Alps: I can't control myself, man.
[12:39:26 PM] Tael: you guys have me you're fucking fine
[12:39:31 PM] Tael: I'm worth a hunfdred GFs
[12:39:39 PM] Vatonnage: Forreal
[12:39:41 PM] Alps: Actually the black market called
[12:39:45 PM] Alps: they said you're only worth a half.
[12:39:50 PM] Tael: a half a gf?!
[12:39:51 PM] Vatonnage: Says the two-dollar whore
[12:39:55 PM] Tael: ooooh
[12:40:02 PM] Tael: it's getiin heated up in herrer
[12:40:03 PM] Alps: Least I ain't Australian
#getrekt
[12:40:15 PM] Tael: #you'reamericansowhatnow
[12:40:15 PM] Vatonnage: >Not being Austrailian
[12:40:19 PM] Scept: #shotsfired
[12:40:24 PM] Vatonnage: Good luck picking up chicks with a non-sexy accent
[12:40:25 PM] Alps: #I'mactuallykoreanyouswine
[12:40:31 PM] Tael: #hash
#tag
#swag
[12:40:36 PM] Alps: Tael
[12:40:38 PM] Alps: I love you.
[12:40:41 PM] Vatonnage: Good luck not having a naturally swole body from wrestling gators everyday
[12:40:44 PM] Tael: <########333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[12:40:50 PM] Alps: just kidding
[12:40:51 PM] Tael: wrasllans a noble sport.
[12:40:53 PM] Alps: go die
[12:41:02 PM] Vatonnage: Oh no
[12:41:09 PM] Tael: too late I already added it to my sigantue
[12:41:10 PM] Tael: r
[12:41:15 PM] Alps: what did you add
[12:41:25 PM] Tael: you confessed your feelings for me alptr
[12:41:28 PM] Tael: it's oficicla
[12:41:30 PM] Tael: offical.
[12:41:32 PM] Tael: official.
[12:41:35 PM] Alps: I meant in a bromantic way.
[12:41:38 PM] Alps: I'm not gay you homo
[12:41:47 PM] Tael: ain't no room gfor bs in this marriage
[12:41:59 PM] Alps: this is australian privilege
[12:42:01 PM] Tael: well I didntwant you anway
[12:42:03 PM] Alps: help help i'm being skype oppressed
[12:42:05 PM] Tael: NUB
[12:42:09 PM] Alps: </3
[12:42:11 PM] Alps: You're hurting me.
[12:42:21 PM] Tael: I larlready have my waifus
[12:42:31 PM] Tael: rofl vat mentle and leo
[12:42:34 PM] Alps: They're all cheating on you.
[12:42:35 PM] Tael: they all love ME NOT YOU FEAGETY
[12:42:49 PM] Alps: >FEAGETY
omg this is the best drunkenness ever
[12:42:50 PM] Tael: *faget.
[12:43:07 PM] Alps: I'm sorry bby
[12:43:09 PM] Alps: it kennut b
[12:43:17 PM] Tael: bithce saint shit
[12:43:24 PM] Vatonnage: But hoes and tricks
[12:43:30 PM] Tael: vat sogt the right idae
[12:43:36 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [9:42 AM] Tael:

<<< I larlready have my waifus
rofl vat mentle and leoOh so you're cheating on me with that dick lover huh
[12:43:52 PM] Alps: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[12:43:52 PM] Tael: aha hold on
[12:43:57 PM] Tael: I need to ytpy ethis proerly
[12:44:06 PM] Vatonnage: I don't think it's going to work
[12:44:14 PM] Alps: You haven't been typing properly for a while Tael.
[12:44:18 PM] Vatonnage: This is so cute
[12:44:21 PM] Tael: 1'M S0RRY R4FFL3 Y0U'R3 TH3 0NLY 0N3 F0R M3
[12:44:26 PM] Vatonnage: OH GOD
[12:44:39 PM] Vatonnage: SUDDENLY THE CUTE WENT AWAY
[12:44:47 PM] Scept: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:44:51 PM] Tael: HARCODER TYPING PORNOGRAPZHY
[12:45:05 PM] Vatonnage: I'm surprised he pulled that off
[12:45:21 PM] Tael: h0he hasn't responde
[12:45:26 PM] Tael: does he still lve nme
[12:45:29 PM] Aboi: Is tael still dru-- awww yeah
[12:45:40 PM] Vatonnage: I think you killed him
[12:45:45 PM] Vatonnage: With your declaration of love
[12:45:47 PM] Tael: :(((((((((((((
[12:46:03 PM] Alps: Hey Tael.
[12:46:06 PM] Sparks: da hell?
[12:46:10 PM] Tael: suop yhs
[12:46:12 PM] Scept: Drunk Australian.
[12:46:29 PM] Sparks: srsly?
[12:46:33 PM] Scept: Yeeeep.
[12:46:39 PM] Sparks: lil tael is drunk
[12:46:43 PM] Alps: mhm
[12:46:48 PM] Sparks: ....
[12:46:57 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Okay you know what
[12:47:01 PM] Scept: He's drunk! You don't have an excuse!
[12:47:07 PM] Tael: R4FFL2#?!?!(heart)
[12:47:10 PM] Sparks: I-I dunno if i should be proud or scared or both
[12:47:11 PM] Alps: HAHAHAHAHAH
[12:47:12 PM] Vatonnage: omg
[12:47:15 PM] Scept: both.
[12:47:16 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: STOP
[12:47:21 PM] Alps: NO KEEP GOING
[12:47:22 PM] Alps: HE LOVES IT.
[12:47:32 PM] Tael: h3s enoying it d333333333333p inside3
[12:47:35 PM] Vatonnage: He would've kept going if he was sober anyway
[12:47:41 PM] Alps: wat
[12:47:44 PM] Vatonnage: Except Ratsel would make death threats if he was sober
[12:47:48 PM] Tael: fucking masochist if what rafle is
[12:47:58 PM] Alps: He's actually into robosex.
[12:48:00 PM] Alps: And tomboys.
[12:48:00 PM | Edited 12:48:08 PM] Vatonnage: Everyone's a fucking masochist here for some reason
[12:48:04 PM] Alps: You don't fit the bill.
[12:48:06 PM] Tael: eason?
[12:48:11 PM] Tael: stop vat you're bcomng me
[12:48:24 PM] Vatonnage: Fine
[12:48:25 PM] Scept: A horrifying thought.
[12:48:34 PM] Sparks: And then vat was tael
[12:48:49 PM] Alps: Tael
[12:48:51 PM] Vatonnage: Vatael is a pretty cool looking name if you ask me
[12:49:02 PM] Sparks: ....you have a point
[12:49:02 PM] Alps: Why is your name first.
[12:49:08 PM] Sparks: make it so alpar
[12:49:18 PM] Vatonnage: Isn't Tael's first name Jake?
[12:49:27 PM] Alps: I think.
[12:49:30 PM] Alps: It was either that or Jakeb.
[12:49:30 PM | Edited 12:49:33 PM] Vatonnage: Or something close to that, Jakeb
[12:49:54 PM] Sparks: he is a jakeb
[12:50:00 PM] Vatonnage: Drunkeb
[12:50:04 PM] Tael: oh my fohc that's fucking cascasry
[12:50:05 PM] Tael: scary
[12:50:11 PM] Tael: how do yun all remmber so much about me
[12:50:12 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: So you're Jakebob?
[12:50:17 PM] Vatonnage: OH MY GOD
[12:50:18 PM] Vatonnage: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
[12:50:22 PM] Tael: no thats someone entirely idfnerety
[12:50:23 PM] Alps: We ARE you, Tael
[12:50:31 PM] Adam Campbell: Tael
[12:50:33 PM] Vatonnage: I just like memorizing real names
[12:50:41 PM] Adam Campbell: type a single sentence that uses at least one 12+letter word
[12:50:43 PM] Adam Campbell: without typos
[12:50:43 PM] Sparks: Tael....start yelling into some asses,it will heal you
[12:50:44 PM] Vatonnage: For some reason I can never remember Yoshi's even though I've heard it like four times though
[12:50:48 PM] Tael: litearlly do not use my ralel name evear again soneome gonna find me and ikill me
[12:50:54 PM] Sparks: AHAHAHAHAHA
[12:50:57 PM] Alps: PFFFFFFFFFF
[12:50:59 PM] Vatonnage: Is it Aaron
[12:51:01 PM] Sparks: NO ONE CAN REMEMBER MY REAL NAME
[12:51:15 PM] Adam Campbell: Your real name is Nale
[12:51:18 PM] Tael: [9:48 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Vatael is a pretty cool looking name if you ask mealso I agree with thi
[12:51:20 PM] Sparks: other then giro but let's not talk about that
[12:51:23 PM] Adam Campbell: which explains everything
[12:51:23 PM] Alps: Tael your opinion sucks.
[12:51:23 PM] Tael: ship 4 lyef
[12:51:35 PM] Tael: well that's just ncallaedf for
[12:51:37 PM] Adam Campbell: Tael who would you rather bang, Al or Rofl
[12:51:46 PM] Vatonnage: Kill marry fuck
[12:51:55 PM] Vatonnage: Wait we need a third one
[12:51:55 PM] Adam Campbell: KMF - Al Rofl Leo
[12:51:56 PM] Tael: depends do I get to blast dubstep whle I ganbg ralfe
[12:52:02 PM] Vatonnage: Yes
[12:52:03 PM] Alps: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:52:05 PM] Alps: WHA
[12:52:09 PM] Scept: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[12:52:16 PM] Vatonnage: He also can't get away
[12:52:17 PM] Sparks: oh geez
[12:52:23 PM] Tael: im sroyy then al you're no f for me
[12:52:23 PM] Alps: 360NOSCOPEGANGNBANGYOLOSWAGPRO
[12:52:30 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [9:50 AM] Tael:

<<< litearlly do not use my ralel name evear again soneome gonna find me and ikill meI think this one is signature worthy
[12:52:41 PM] Alps: OH MAN IT SO IS
[12:52:43 PM] Adam Campbell: [9:51 AM] Tael:

<<< depends do I get to blast dubstep whle I ganbg ralfeI think this one is signature worthy
[12:53:00 PM] Alps: TAEL QUICKLY
[12:53:03 PM] Alps: WHICH PART OF THE DICK IS THE LIBIDO.
[12:53:05 PM] Adam Campbell: Tael
[12:53:08 PM] Tael: AHAHAHAHA
Ufbase
[12:53:11 PM] Adam Campbell: Kill Marry Fuck, Al Rofl Leo
[12:53:21 PM] Tael: thats tough as fucfk
[12:53:30 PM] Vatonnage: You do get the music
[12:53:37 PM] Adam Campbell: For all three
[12:53:42 PM] Tael: ooooooooooh
[12:53:48 PM] Adam Campbell: it's your wedding march too
[12:53:51 PM] Tael: Kill alpar sory alpr
[12:53:56 PM] Alps: It's okay
[12:53:58 PM] Alps: I'll kill you first
[12:54:01 PM] Alps: cause I know your real name.
[12:54:02 PM] Tael: fck leo he has a feminine dick
[12:54:05 PM] Vatonnage: Alpar would want that anyway
[12:54:07 PM] Tael: marry rafle to prolong suffernig
[12:54:09 PM] Vatonnage: "HURT ME MORE, TAEL"
[12:54:11 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Fuck
[12:54:14 PM] Alps: HEHEHE
[12:54:17 PM] Vatonnage: That's like, doublefucking
[12:54:19 PM] Adam Campbell: Al
[12:54:19 PM] Scept: Hue.
[12:54:22 PM] Adam Campbell: Sig those three
[12:54:24 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: wait how would you know, have you seen his dick
[12:54:26 PM] Adam Campbell: now
[12:54:33 PM] Tael: I just natuarll asume
[12:54:33 PM] Alps: I'mma Skypethread it instead.
[12:54:46 PM] Vatonnage: Leo's dick isn't feminine it has a soul patch
[12:54:48 PM] Sparks: Skypethread the hell out of drunk tael
[12:54:50 PM] Tael: fuck yhou guys don't archive my drunkenss that's mean
[12:55:00 PM] Tael: [9:54 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Leo's dick isn't feminine it has a soul patchD:
[12:55:18 PM] Scept: We archived Ratsel's blazedness. It's only fair we skypethread this.
[12:55:32 PM] Alps: The baked Gourmet and the Drunken Tael
[12:55:33 PM] Alps: perfect
[12:55:35 PM] Vatonnage: But Ratsel deleted the reblogs he made when he was baked
[12:55:45 PM] Tael: unf your aregolibbng that pink haird chick as well
[12:55:47 PM] Tael: shes hawt
[12:55:55 PM] Alps: Too bad she's not your waifu.
[12:55:55 PM] Scept: ??
[12:55:59 PM] Alps: check tumblr
[12:56:02 PM] Vatonnage: Literally Scept's dick
[12:56:03 PM] Alps: actually
[12:56:04 PM] Tael: fuck you I' mn tring her
[12:56:07 PM] Alps: https://24.media.tumblr.com/45ed630c01cd7a3d79402f2065c5079b/tumblr_myfnoqnTbc1r922azo1_500.png
[12:56:08 PM] Tael: my awifu no
[12:56:10 PM] Tael: w
[12:56:17 PM] Scept: Oh.
[12:56:18 PM] Alps: DID YOU JUST CALL HER AWFUL?!
[12:56:20 PM] Scept: Not mine.
[12:56:24 PM] Vatonnage: Waifu
[12:56:24 PM] Scept: ...
[12:56:26 PM] Tael: NO
[12:56:27 PM] Scept: ;~;
[12:56:30 PM] Alps: YEAH TAEL
[12:56:31 PM] Alps: YOU HATE HER.
[12:56:34 PM] Alps: THAT'S DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR.
[12:56:35 PM] Vatonnage: Jesus Alpar how did you mistake l for i
[12:56:36 PM] Tael: :(
[12:56:42 PM] Alps: shh vat pls
[12:56:43 PM] Vatonnage: You must be like
[12:56:44 PM] Alps: just roll
[12:56:45 PM] Vatonnage: Asian or something
[12:56:49 PM] Sparks: TAEL
[12:56:50 PM] Tael: alpars mean and Im glad I kill hm in that scenario
[12:56:56 PM] Vatonnage: loooool
[12:56:57 PM] Tael: :U
[12:56:58 PM] Sparks: opinion on amy,go!
[12:57:01 PM] Alps: At least I'm not the one killing a completely nice character.
[12:57:06 PM] Tael: scpets pro[perty
[12:57:12 PM] Alps: hue
[12:57:13 PM] Scept: Damn right.
[12:57:14 PM] Vatonnage: Proper opinion
[12:57:17 PM] Tael: :3
[12:57:22 PM] Alps: Tael I'm sorry
[12:57:25 PM] Alps: I still love you as a bro.
[12:57:27 PM] Sparks: even drunk tael is nice
[12:57:34 PM] Vatonnage: (He's not sorry)
[12:57:43 PM] Scept: Wait, someone start a call.
[12:57:44 PM] Adam Campbell: Tael, Kill Marry Fuck Scept Yoshi Nale
[12:57:49 PM] Tael: oshtin
[12:57:50 PM] Vatonnage: Jesus
[12:57:54 PM] Alps: lolo
[12:58:00 PM] Tael: i love them all tonuvh much
[12:58:01 PM] Vatonnage: Oh wow
[12:58:02 PM] Sparks: Stop putting me in a catagory with fucking nale!
[12:58:14 PM] Vatonnage: I haven't had a call using my new computer and headset now that I think about it
[12:58:22 PM] Tael: [9:57 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< (He's not sorry)(what a dick,)
[12:58:27 PM] Alps: But I am
[12:58:32 PM] Alps: bby
[12:58:45 PM] Tael: its baby you scasual
[12:58:49 PM] Tael: learn to sple
[12:58:51 PM] Tael: spell.
[12:58:52 PM] Vatonnage: LOOL
[12:58:53 PM] Vatonnage: GET REKT
[12:58:54 PM] Alps: hehehehehe
[12:59:00 PM] Scept: Pssh
[12:59:18 PM] Sparks: this is pretty entertaining.
[12:59:27 PM] Tael: welm ai"M glad I ncan entrainta
[12:59:27 PM] Tael: you
[12:59:35 PM] Tael: ok taht swas particualryly bad
[12:59:44 PM] Vatonnage: Someone get a call up
[12:59:49 PM] Alps: Oh oh hang on
[12:59:51 PM] Alps: I'll do it.
[12:59:54 PM] Tael: nah I ca't particpate
[1:00:02 PM] Scept: Darn.
[1:00:02 PM] Vatonnage: :(
[1:00:03 PM] Sparks: >tael will actually use voice
[1:00:06 PM] Alps: laaame
[1:00:07 PM] Tael: drunk friends sleeping in other roma
[1:00:08 PM] Tael: erooms
[1:00:13 PM] Vatonnage: Tael's voice is pretty deep
[1:00:13 PM] Sparks: tael never does voice calls
[1:00:23 PM] Tael: you already know my fucking name I'm not letting you get my voice areacorded
[1:00:25 PM] Scept: Not like they'll wake up.
[1:00:41 PM] Scept: >Implying any of us would wanna killl you.
[1:00:42 PM] Sparks: I've heard taels voice...he's a funny aussie
[1:00:51 PM] Alps: Tael we know where you live too.
[1:00:52 PM] Tael: ssshhh sowrd to sectrby
[1:00:54 PM] Tael: secrecy.
[1:00:57 PM] Alps: We're sending marines to kill you.
[1:01:00 PM] Tael: D:
[1:01:07 PM] Tael: kangaro armiy proctes me
[1:01:08 PM] Vatonnage: >Marines
>vs. Aussies
[1:01:14 PM] Alps: SHHH
[1:01:20 PM] Sparks: Tael has a kangaroo wife
[1:01:22 PM] Tael: gint at godadmn spieders
[1:01:38 PM] Sparks: not because he's an aussie but because he's a furry
[1:01:43 PM] Vatonnage: [10:01 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< >Marines
>vs. AussiesLiterally Bay of Pigs invasion
[1:01:44 PM] Tael: not venen
[1:02:08 PM] Tael: that ws mai internet 14 year old self
[1:02:18 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: why aren't we in a call now
[1:02:21 PM] Tael: as you ncan clear ly see I'm a lot more mature now.
[1:02:37 PM] Alps: Yyyyyyyyyyeaah.
[1:02:42 PM] Vatonnage: I can't see the maturity under all that moe
[1:02:49 PM] Tael: :33333333333333333333333333333
[1:02:53 PM] Alps: woooah, so smoooth
[1:02:55 PM] Alps: what a playaaa
[1:02:55 PM] Sparks: Tael
[1:03:00 PM] Sparks: you are doing it wrong
[1:03:11 PM] Sparks: you need the lil paw at the bottom
[1:03:15 PM] Tael: c
[1:03:25 PM] Sparks: there ya go
[1:03:27 PM] Vatonnage: Jesus you dislocated it
[1:04:29 PM] Alps: Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael
[1:04:35 PM] Sparks: breaking cat paws is taels job
[1:05:15 PM] Tael: [10:04 AM] Alps:

<<< Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael?!
[1:05:32 PM] Tael: serso lythough do you guys want anything more before I pass out
[1:05:36 PM] Alps: nah
[1:05:38 PM] Alps: you can go to bed
[1:05:42 PM] Alps: and regret everything in the morning.
[1:05:44 PM] Vatonnage: Just take some aspirin before you go to sleep
[1:05:58 PM] Tael: im not really lkking forawfd to the headache
[1:06:12 PM] Tael: if you can dristat me pls
[1:06:13 PM] Tael: do so
[1:06:36 PM] Vatonnage: How would you like to be distracted?
[1:06:41 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: take it like a man aussie
[1:07:22 PM] Sparks: this comeing from a norwegin,they gonna dominate yer arse
[1:07:26 PM] Tael: induno wtalka about opioins or wahtaver we noramlly do
[1:07:40 PM] Tael: dr perpper suks
[1:07:41 PM] Tael: cs
[1:07:55 PM] Sparks: Drunk food chat?
[1:08:02 PM] Vatonnage: https://youtu.be/59uWltoH9mg
[1:08:13 PM] Vatonnage: I'll just load you with feels while you're drunk
[1:08:28 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [10:07 AM] Tael:

<<< dr perpper suksFinally a correct opinion about Dr Pepper
[1:08:36 PM] Tael: where do I nkow this f FUCKYOu
[1:08:46 PM] Tael: FUCK ASLO EVEROYN E WATHC THAT SHOW
[1:08:50 PM] Tael: vat was right its a materpuie
[1:08:53 PM] Tael: masterpice.
[1:09:00 PM] Tael: close enougn,.
[1:09:04 PM] Sparks: This is why shipping rofl with tael works so well
[1:09:04 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: *piece
[1:09:09 PM] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: hah
[1:09:21 PM] Vatonnage: [10:08 AM] Tael:

<<< where do I nkow this f FUCKYOuI like this one
[1:09:57 PM] Scept: [10:07 AM] Tael:

<<< dr perpper suksWouldn't say it sucks, but Pibb is clearly superior.
[1:09:59 PM] Sparks: And then tael was donte the demon killah
[1:10:15 PM] Sparks: PIBB IS JUST A OFF BRAND OF THE SAME THING!
[1:10:22 PM] Sparks: WHORE
[1:10:32 PM] Tael: oh ymg do this fmusic is amazing
[1:10:39 PM] Tael: I neve listened to it past the coo guitar start

What the actual fuck

Ratsel plays Valkyria Chronicles Chapter 7


[7:22:39 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: >Maximillian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:23:42 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: He's inside of an invincible tank

[7:27:22 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I don't understand how it's supposed to be possible to stop a tank that takes no damage regardless of where it's hit
[7:27:47 PM] Axel X: Did you try the trends?
[7:27:53 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I did


[7:29:56 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Oh this is some serious bullshit
[7:30:07 PM | Edited 7:30:17 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I can't even stop the tank, I have to destroy walls to make it slow down
[7:30:47 PM] Axel X: oh wait. I thought you were still playing MGS4
[7:30:50 PM] Axel X: Oh yeah
[7:30:55 PM] Axel X: That was a FUN boss
[7:31:06 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: No it's not
[7:31:14 PM] Axel X: That was sarcasm

[7:31:27 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: scientists have discovered that this boss battle is the least fair and the least enjoyable fight of all time


[7:32:26 PM] Axel X: oh right, Raffle. Piece of advice, you might want to take all 3 of it's weakpoints down around the same time.
[7:33:55 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: It has weak points?
[7:34:05 PM] Axel X: Give it a sec
[7:35:25 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Oh, there it is
[7:35:35 PM] Axel X: enjoy


[7:35:59 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOLY SHIT
[7:36:09 PM] Axel X: ART THOU FRUSTRATED
[7:36:17 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: YEAH JUST FUCKING CLIMB ONTO THAT TANK LITERALLY COVERED IN MACHINE GUNS
[7:36:24 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: NO WAY THAT COULD GO WRONG
[7:36:58 PM] Axel X: Honestly, I saw them and focused on them before the weakpoints showed up
[7:37:28 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I fucking tried
[7:37:36 PM | Edited 7:37:40 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: it takes two TANK blasts to take one out
[7:37:51 PM] Axel X: Alpar did try to warn us


[7:41:00 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Wow, even better, it takes them a single turn to close off
[7:41:05 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: fuck this fucking game
[7:41:16 PM] Axel X: YOU SEEM UPSET
[7:42:27 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110820021559/valkyria/images/b/bb/Maximilian_Profile.png
gaze upon the face of despair
[7:43:29 PM] Axel X: Don't stop now! You're not finished getting raped by the enemy!

Chapter 7 in charge of being >fun

[1/16/2014 10:38:21 PM] MrNaleIt: SHE WAS BLINDED. HOW COULD SHE SEE THE ACCIDENTALLY ABORTED FETUS
[1/16/2014 10:38:36 PM] TheStalinator: Octopuses have two eyes, yanno?
[1/16/2014 10:38:59 PM] MrNaleIt: the writing implied singular eye
[1/16/2014 10:39:22 PM] Sparks: You guys are horrible
[1/16/2014 10:39:29 PM] Simply DA: [Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:38 PM] MrNaleIt: SHE WAS BLINDED. HOW COULD SHE SEE THE ACCIDENTALLY ABORTED FETUS She was blinded AFTER she saw the thing. She was temp-blinded by Kit's shots
[1/16/2014 10:39:52 PM] MrNaleIt: oh damn
[1/16/2014 10:39:56 PM] Simply DA: [Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:37 PM] MrNaleIt:  It totally wasn't my fault by the way Lesse
CRUSHSMASH's grenades caused the bubble to form on her body
ow the edge caused it to pop and splash all over the place
[1/16/2014 10:41:36 PM] Zyquux: >[Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:37 PM] MrNaleIt: ACCIDENTALLY
[1/16/2014 10:41:42 PM] MrNaleIt: IT WAS
[1/16/2014 10:42:02 PM] TheStalinator: You went around looking for dead animals and happened to find some that were alive
[1/16/2014 10:42:02 PM] Sparks: Nale makes all things worse
[1/16/2014 10:42:07 PM] TheStalinator: and walked away with 8 dead animals
[1/16/2014 10:42:07 PM] MrNaleIt: I WANTED WEAPONS, AND I HAPPENED TO FIND EIGHT FRESHLY-DEAD FETUS BABBYS
[1/16/2014 10:42:16 PM] Sparks: that you murdered
[1/16/2014 10:42:23 PM] MrNaleIt: ACCIDENTALLY
[1/16/2014 10:42:31 PM] Simply DA: god damn it you guys
[1/16/2014 10:42:39 PM] Simply DA: I need a new pair of sides

And now for intelligent discussions with the Skype chat when Grash fights Sundowner.

[1:42:36 PM] Leonidas Eliades: TOP SUN
[1:43:21 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE
[1:43:37 PM] Leonidas Eliades: IM FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE
[1:43:57 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE
[1:44:24 PM] Ment: I heard he's pretty fucking invincible.
[1:44:40 PM] Caelun_Niveus: >ded
[1:44:44 PM] Leonidas Eliades: TOP SUN
[1:44:49 PM] Caelun_Niveus: Sundowner, take two
[1:44:56 PM] Ment: He got killed by Sundowner?
[1:44:59 PM] Caelun_Niveus: yeah
[1:45:31 PM] Caelun_Niveus: No, he never cut the sheilds off
[1:45:34 PM] Ment: Well, of curse
[1:45:38 PM] Ment: he's fucking invincible
[1:45:47 PM] Ment: 0/10 shit game
[1:45:57 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE
[1:46:08 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLLLLLLLLE
[1:46:31 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE
[1:46:59 PM | Edited 1:47:12 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCE(slowe)
[1:47:33 PM] Leonidas Eliades: SONIC SEZ: When Sundowner raises his shield, he is FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE
[1:47:43 PM] Caelun_Niveus: (slow)I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE(/slow)
[1:49:24 PM] Caelun_Niveus: >ded2
>Sundowner, take 3
[1:50:11 PM | Edited 1:50:26 PM] Caelun_Niveus: <slow>I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE</slow>
[1:50:16 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Pokedex Entry: Sundowner (#835): The FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE Pokemon
[1:51:26 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE (only has two of his sheilds left)
[1:51:32 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE
[1:51:46 PM | Edited 1:51:46 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Did you know?
Sundowner is FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE
[1:51:46 PM] Caelun_Niveus: >sheilds finally removed
[1:52:26 PM] Axel X: [1:51 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< Did you know?
Sundowner is FUCKIN' INVINCIBLEExplain further
[1:52:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [RIPPING INTENSIFIES]

[7:58:04 PM] sirnicksoapdish: these youngsters today, with their diet energy drinks and pink hedgehogs
[7:58:20 PM] Vatonnage: Shut uip Soapdish I'm trying to lecture Scept here about filial piety
[7:59:25 PM] Vatonnage: Man I totally felt like a sitcom character when I typed that
[8:00:43 PM] sirnicksoapdish: <canned laughter>
[8:00:58 PM] Simply DA: bazooper
[8:01:29 PM] Cael: >enter Rastel, stage right
>canned cheering
[8:01:42 PM] Alpar: Alpar enters
[8:01:45 PM] Alpar: BARZINGLAS!
[8:01:48 PM] Vatonnage: -canned jeering-
[8:01:54 PM] Alpar: Alpar exits
[8:02:04 PM] Vatonnage: -applause-
[8:02:08 PM] Alpar: Alpar enters again
[8:02:12 PM] Vatonnage: -silence-
[8:02:19 PM] Alpar: Alpar commits sudoku
[8:02:22 PM] Vatonnage: -crowd goes wild-
[8:02:22 PM] Cael: >comment about Alpar's nievity
[8:02:25 PM] Scept: Scept enters with a mop
[8:02:27 PM] Simply DA: -CROWD EXPLODES WITH GLEE-
[8:02:36 PM] Alpar: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW TALENT
[8:02:41 PM] Scept: NO TALENT
[8:02:41 PM | Edited 8:02:55 PM] Simply DA: NO TALENT
[8:02:42 PM] Vatonnage: NO TALENT
[8:02:43 PM] Scept: NO TALENT
[8:02:44 PM] Vatonnage: NO TALENT
[8:02:45 PM] Scept: NO TALENT
[8:02:47 PM] Simply DA: NO TALENT
[8:02:52 PM] Cael: NO TALENT
[8:03:00 PM] sirnicksoapdish: -crowd makes that AWOOOOO noise implying romantic tension-
[8:03:02 PM] Alpar: and that's our joke of the day ladies and germs
[8:03:20 PM] Scept: Scept wipes up Alpar's remains and exits

[10:45:14 PM] Scept: http://sceptilianblade.deviantart.com/art/Amy-Faces-Practice-Mk-II-428869492
So how'd I do?
[10:46:08 PM] Nick Soapdish: [10:45 PM] Scept:

<<< So how'd I do?you did good. so good i won't say anything dirty
[10:46:28 PM] Axel X: [10:45 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< you did good. so good i won't say anything dirty(yet)
[10:46:31 PM] Nick Soapdish: for 1 minute

LATER...

[10:47:24 PM] Nick Soapdish: ok time has finished. I know why you just drew the head. We don't want to see what's happening to her down below.
[10:47:25 PM] Scept: Yeah. Top left and bottom right aren't exactly the best.
[10:47:30 PM] Scept: GOD DAMMIT.
[10:47:47 PM] Vatonnage: *ba-dum tsh*
[10:47:56 PM] Nale Kiplington the Third: timing worked well
[10:48:17 PM] SlowCloak and Dagger: HOLY SHIT IT'S A MIRACLE
[10:48:28 PM] Scept: ??
[10:48:36 PM] SlowCloak and Dagger: I FOUND A JOB LISTING FOR A STARBUCKS BARISTA
NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED
[10:48:41 PM] Nick Soapdish: Top right: bored, too small
Bottom right: wrong hole
Bottom: very enjoyable
Bottom lefT: You did the wrong hole again! You're doing this on purpose!
Top left: I'm ready for my money shot
[10:48:42 PM] Scept: Nice.
[10:48:56 PM] Scept: OH GOD DAMMIT SOAPDISH.
[10:48:58 PM] Axel X: HAHA that timing
[10:49:08 PM] Nale Kiplington the Third: TIMING IS GREAT
[10:49:08 PM] Babboi: hehehehehehehehe
[10:49:09 PM | Edited 10:49:16 PM] Nick Soapdish: YES, PERFECT TIMING
[10:49:39 PM] Vatonnage: And then everyone races to be the first one to get it on Skype thread
[10:49:45 PM] Scept: I HATE ALL OF YOU.
[10:49:49 PM] Axel X: You still have ten thousand light years to beat grandpa, Scept
[10:50:31 PM] SlowCloak and Dagger: Nick is going Joseph Joestar on you.
[10:51:01 PM] Vatonnage: Poor Sceptaro
[10:51:12 PM] Nick Soapdish: My favourite trick

This is why I hate you guys... ;~;

Alpar wrote:[1:43:21 PM] Caelun_Niveus: I'M FUCKIN INVINCEABLE

Just to add, I was posting that line once, and only once, every time Sundowner said it himself

[10:40:16 PM] Aboi: WHERE THE GODDAMN FUCK IS RATSEL
[10:40:29 PM] Alps: I KNOW
[10:40:30 PM] Alps: HE NEEDS TO KNOW
[10:40:33 PM] Alps: EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW
[10:40:35 PM] Alps: GHOST TRICK
[10:40:48 PM] Aboi: GODDAMNIT FUCKING ROFLCOPTER WHERE THE SHIT ARE YOU
[10:40:50 PM] Aboi: FUCK
[10:40:53 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: I'm right here
[10:40:54 PM] Alps: HIS BRAIN
[10:40:57 PM] Alps: IS GOING THROUGH THE STAGE WE CALL
[10:40:58 PM] Scept: Haru pls
[10:41:01 PM] Aboi: WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING
[10:41:02 PM] Alps: THE FINAL LEVEL OF GHOST TRICK
[10:41:02 PM] Aboi: RIGHT NOW
[10:41:06 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: Black Sabbath records
[10:41:15 PM] Aboi: GAME YOU LIL SHITEBASKET
[10:41:22 PM] Aboi: WHAT GAME
[10:41:24 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: At the moment nothing
[10:41:25 PM] Alps: AHAHAHAHAHAAAH OH MY GOSH THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN MY REACTION
[10:41:30 PM] Aboi: THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GHOST TRICK
[10:41:33 PM] Aboi: WHY ISN'T IT GHOST TRICK
[10:41:37 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: History exams
[10:41:51 PM] Aboi: THAT'S NICE NOW GO PLAY GHOST TRICK
[10:41:55 PM] Alps: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[10:41:57 PM] Alps: GHOST TRICK OP
[10:42:01 PM] Axel X: THIS IS GLORIOUS
[10:42:03 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: But muh exams
[10:42:04 PM] Alps: IKR
[10:42:20 PM] Aboi: MUH FUKKIN MAPLE SYRUP GO PLAY GHOST TRICK
[10:42:28 PM] Nick Soapdish: lol

Another happy customer

[11:47:17 PM] Aboi: Help found a new wub song can't stop listening
[11:48:29 PM] Vatonnage: Okay
[11:49:01 PM] Vatonnage: https://youtu.be/EzXQFvrlSrE
[11:49:12 PM] MrNaleIt: do you want more wub or no wub
[11:49:50 PM] Leonidas Eliades: WAN
[11:49:50 PM] Leonidas Eliades: WAN
[11:49:52 PM] Leonidas Eliades: SOMEWAN WAN
[11:50:08 PM] MrNaleIt: THAT IS NOT HOW "WUB" IS SPELLED
[11:50:11 PM] Aboi: SOMEWAN
[11:50:14 PM] Aboi: WAN
[11:50:15 PM] Aboi: WAN
[11:50:17 PM] Aboi: WANWANWANWAN
[11:50:32 PM] Vatonnage: Help successfully delivered

[00:26:10] Folka Alpark: Cael
[00:26:11] Folka Alpark: forgive me.
[00:26:13] Caelun_Niveus: ?
[00:26:15] Folka Alpark: I think it's about time I told you.
[00:26:17] Folka Alpark: I...
[00:26:18] Caelun_Niveus: ??
[00:26:19] Folka Alpark: I...
[00:26:20] Folka Alpark: touched
[00:26:22] Caelun_Niveus: ???
[00:26:22] Folka Alpark: the
[00:26:25] Folka Alpark: european extreme
[00:26:28] MrNaleIt: butt
[00:26:31] Folka Alpark: goawway
[00:26:43] MrNaleIt: awway?
[00:26:46] Folka Alpark: awway
[00:26:49] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: alpar are you fucking serious
[00:26:51 | Redigert 00:26:54] MrNaleIt: aww
[00:26:52] Caelun_Niveus: European Extreme... which game and what about it?
[00:26:55] Folka Alpark: y-yy-yes...
[00:27:02] Folka Alpark: I'm so ashamed
[00:27:07] MrNaleIt: well
[00:27:08] MrNaleIt: yeah
[00:27:09] ヒロシゲ36号ラシュ: god dammit alpar you gotta do something about this template addiction of yours
[00:27:11] Folka Alpark: I mean I have more control at least this time
[00:27:14] MrNaleIt: ...
[00:27:16] Caelun_Niveus: oh...
[00:27:17] MrNaleIt: OH
[00:27:19] Folka Alpark: I'm not doing it whenever I can
[00:27:20] Caelun_Niveus: OH THE TEMPLETS
[00:27:22] MrNaleIt: HAHA I KNEW IT
[00:27:24] Caelun_Niveus: ALPAR DAMMIT
[00:27:28] Folka Alpark: ;____;
[00:27:32] MrNaleIt: I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS GONNA DO IT
[00:27:35] Folka Alpark: I CAN'T HELP ITTTTTTTTTTT
[00:27:38] Folka Alpark: I mean I can
[00:27:41] Folka Alpark: I'm not as "addicted"
[00:27:41] MrNaleIt: I'M ROOTING FOR YOU
[00:27:45] Folka Alpark: BUT FFFFFFFF
[00:27:45] Caelun_Niveus: ALPAR, YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION
[00:27:48] Scept: ALPAR WHY
[00:27:51] Folka Alpark: HELP ME
[00:27:53] Folka Alpark: I NEED THE HELP
[00:27:54] MrNaleIt: ALPAR YOU CAN DO IT
[00:27:58] MrNaleIt: GO FOR GOLD
[00:28:00] Folka Alpark: SO HELP ME
[00:28:01] Folka Alpark: BY
[00:28:06] Folka Alpark: TELLING ME
WHO SHOULD BE CAVALRY

we need to get him help

[00:28:26] Folka Alpark: it's okay
[00:28:31] Folka Alpark: I've gone a few days here and there taking breaks from it
[00:28:37] Folka Alpark: and at most these days I only go for like an hour.
[00:28:42] Folka Alpark: But it still hurts I started...
[00:29:00] Folka Alpark: I'm about 40% done
[00:29:12] Caelun_Niveus: that's 200% too much
[00:29:19] Folka Alpark: ;__;

FAST

We all knew this was going to happen.

We saw it coming but couldn't stop it.

[2:06:43 PM] Emiya Alpar: guys help my utorrent stopped working how fix
[2:07:00 PM] Sparks: uninstall then reinstall
[2:07:00 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: That doesn't tell us the problem at all
[2:07:11 PM] Emiya Alpar: "the system cannot find the specified path"
[2:07:24 PM] Rina N. Flores: It means it's your fault
[2:07:30 PM] Roflcopter4wan9: Yes, that's what it means, essentially
[2:07:30 PM] Emiya Alpar: ;_;

Alpar in charge of things

[11:18:39 PM] Aboi: [11:11:38 PM] Cloak: It's perfectly legal as long you don't tell anyone you're a furry.
[11:11:47 PM] ALPAR KING OF MANLETS: I know that feel man

[12:34:24 AM] Rina N. Flores: http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/619202.jpg
[12:35:35 AM] Cloak: We all have some Cox in us.
[12:35:45 AM] Cloak: ...
[12:35:47 AM] Cloak: FUCK
[12:35:55 AM] Rina N. Flores: Yeah you do
[12:36:08 AM] Rina N. Flores: Faget
[12:36:16 AM] Cloak: >TFW no bad dragon

[11:43:03 PM] Witness: Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me... i think we're up to seven now?
[11:44:41 PM] TheStalinator: Sounds about right? Lets see there was Anon mafia, those other three, the one I hosted, and the one you hosted soo...
[11:44:44 PM] TheStalinator: Yes this would be seven.
[11:46:03 PM] Witness: Holy shit, I'm Amy from Futurama.

[2:03:37 PM] Aboi the Lift: http://i.4cdn.org/fit/src/1392580545324.jpg
Abai gets a grill.jpg
[2:05:17 PM] Ment: >stick arms and legs
Yep, it's Abai
[2:06:16 PM] Aboi the Lift: y-you mirin
[2:06:40 PM | Edited 2:06:42 PM] Scept: (I think he's calling you a cardiofag)
[2:06:56 PM] Aboi the Lift: LISTEN HERE U LIL SHIT

Soapdish going through our Valentine's pictures.

[2/16/2014 10:43:26 PM] Nick Soapdish: http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1392/40/1392409567243.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b370ab5f7f822a1013bd9304d4adae0f/tumblr_n102ycMYpX1rtdzjoo1_1280.jpg
http://alps090.tumblr.com/post/76667261293/ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa-now-i-too-am-one-of-the-cool
ok who am I missing?
Also Alpar, isn't she a bit young?
[2/16/2014 10:45:11 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: Are we doing a waifu compilation?
[2/16/2014 10:45:53 PM] Alps: Also you missed Scept's, but he didn't post a direct image.
[2/16/2014 10:46:02 PM] Alps: Aside from Scept you got all of us.
[2/16/2014 10:46:28 PM] Nick Soapdish: also I apologize for my ignorance but who is it?
[2/16/2014 10:46:39 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: Someone from a very casual anime
[2/16/2014 10:47:51 PM] Scept: My image was crap anyway
[2/16/2014 10:48:47 PM] Alps: [Sunday, February 16, 2014 10:46 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< also I apologize for my ignorance but who is it?anyway it's Ruri Gokou, loveliest woman on the planet
[2/16/2014 10:50:29 PM] Alps: I still say I had best Valentine's picture
[2/16/2014 10:50:35 PM] Alps: nothing says I love you like two great videogames.
[2/16/2014 10:50:43 PM] Alps: Genre defining at that.
[2/16/2014 10:50:48 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: I would have showed her my model Ingram if it wasn't broken
[2/16/2014 10:50:52 PM] Alps: hue
[2/16/2014 10:51:00 PM] Alps: you chose a kind of weird picture
[2/16/2014 10:51:03 PM] Alps: her eyes look half awake
[2/16/2014 10:51:34 PM] Mysterious Gourmet: I had to time it properly or the can wouldn't show
[2/16/2014 10:53:59 PM] Nick Soapdish: http://oreimo.wikia.com/wiki/Ruri_Gokou
"hates anime that focus on moe and cuteness to sell"
good girl

[11:09:08 PM] Nick Soapdish: [11:03 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR:

<<< Hongmeilingwho?
[11:09:36 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: someone who made like one post forever ago on the old forums then disappeared after Alpar greeted them
[11:10:00 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: To this day we blame Alpar for scaring them away
[11:10:04 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Might have been Alice
[11:10:07 PM] Nick Soapdish: the alpar effect
[11:10:20 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: [11:10 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< Might have been AliceThat

Is actially a rather real possibility
[11:10:24 PM] Nick Soapdish: it's like the Axe effect but in reverse
[11:10:43 PM] Adam Campbell: [11:10 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< the alpar effectThe closer a girl gets to joining our circles, the further meeting Al flings them away, unless they have a boyfriend within the group
[11:10:44 PM] Alps: [11:10 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< Might have been Aliceso i wasn't the only one thinking that
[11:11:00 PM] Alps: [11:10 PM] Nick Soapdish:

<<< the alpar effectokay, I only scared someone away once.
...twice...
...THREE. THREE TIMES AT THE MOST!
[11:11:16 PM] Alps: [11:10 PM] Adam Campbell:

<<< The closer a girl gets to joining our circles, the further meeting Al flings them away, unless they have a boyfriend within the groupAND WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
[11:11:21 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: Anyhow, I'm not feeling too well, gonna head to bed early. 'Night folks.
[11:11:22 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I'm disappointed that she didn't make remarks about Haru's ass
[11:11:25 PM] Alps: later
[11:11:28 PM] Nick Soapdish: cya
[11:11:31 PM] Alps: and who's she
[11:11:32 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: [11:11 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< I'm disappointed that she didn't make remarks about Haru's assU wot
[11:11:35 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Meiling
[11:11:40 PM] Alps: ...hah
[11:11:42 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: Oh
[11:11:43 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: OH
[11:11:45 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: fucker
[11:11:50 PM] Alps: he got you good
[11:11:52 PM] Alps: ha ha :U
[11:11:57 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I thought she was the fucker in that situation
[11:12:01 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: PFT
[11:12:03 PM] Alps: DOUBLE BURN
[11:12:03 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: 10/10
[11:12:09 PM] Nick Soapdish: damn references going over my head
[11:12:10 PM] Leonidas Eliades: burnheal.txt
[11:12:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Ooh is it story time?
[11:12:22 PM] Alps: I WANNA TELL IT!
[11:12:25 PM] Haru//MOHAWK POMPADOUR: Oh jesus
[11:12:31 PM] Nick Soapdish: oh tell us a story uncle Leo
[11:12:38 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Uncle?
[11:12:42 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Respect your minors, old man