Round 66: Touhous Bizarre Incident

Nothing against a role reveal it seems, so here we go.

I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor (*cough*) and my human role is vengeful townie (come ooon, it's a good Jojo)

I've never been a good guesser but if we're really going to instalunch me I'm going to toss in a couple of guesses that Gamage or Nale is mafia. Could be wrong, could be right. I've always been a 50:50 on these things.

Oh right before I forget

[vote Gamage] (unknown player - target)

EDIT: Wait, which instalynch rules are we going with here? Majority votes then the dude is dead or instalynch doesn't matter?

In the former case I guess I'm ded.

Btw I didn't protect anyone the first two nights.

Alpar wrote:I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor

But the doctor already died...

Caelun_Niveus wrote:

Alpar wrote:I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor

But the doctor already died...

Yes and it's unheard of that mafia rounds have had more than one doctor.

I didn't make the round.
Come on, just think about which Jaja would be like that. And then think if he'd actually be mafia.

Well, dick, take a 10 hour nap and instalynch sneaks up on you. Time to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING. Waiting about 2 hours on night actions.

[dusk]

Alpar wrote:[vote Gamage] (unknown player - target)

I am immortal, votebot can't even touch me.

Alright townies, sit down, you gonna love dis one.

The daily dose was up for grabs.

"How about this one? He claims he's a healer, but we already know Eirin got nixed by the crazy maid."

"Is it so hard to believe there's more than one person with the same ability?"

The blob labeled "Shame" had a nearly unanimous vote on him.

"... you're not from around here, are you?"

"All the more reason to get rid of him. ILLUSION BEGONE!"

The grey vagueasciousness coalesces into the form of Josuke Higashikata.

"Josuke, hmm? I'd recognize that stupid hair anywhere."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT MY HAIR YOU LITTLE BITCH!? DORA RA RA RA RA RA"

The sudden violence taking him by surprise, the blob labeled "Marcus" absorbed the majority of the beating before reacting.

"And YOU clearly haven't heard of Josukes hair."

"Hmmph. You caught me off guard, but one touch is all I need to destroy you!"

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MORIOH HIGH. DORA RA RA RA RA!"

Another volley of punches to the head, faster than 'Marcus' can react.

"What... what is up with this punk?"

"I'VE BEEN INVOLVED WITH NUMEROUS STAND BATTLES, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED DORA'S."

"SHUT UP. SHUT UP AND DIE YOU LITTLE PUNK!"

"DORA RA RA RA RA RA"

One final assault on Marcus's ribs brings him down for good.

The greyness fades away to reveal Yohsikage Kira

"THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH MORIOH, YOU LITTLE SHIT."

No sooner was it said that a cloud of knives appeared around Josuke.

"GUAHHH! Cheating... bastard..."

Severely injured, he was dragged off to the Scarlet Devil Infirmary.

"Yare yare daze. At least he took down Kira for us first."

Alpar is trained in guerilla warfare

Role:

Aboi is cursing the misfortune of his birth

Role:

~Night Story~

"Oh Reiiiimuuuuuu~, how are you feeeeeellinnnnggg~?"

"Ughhhh... I'm trying to sleep... it's bad enough I have rainbows etched on my corneas..."

"Maybe you just need a distra-"

The world seems to skip a beat.
Sunlight is filtering into the infirmary through a small, high window.

"-ction. Wait, what happened? Did I black out?"

"No time for fun. What a shame~."

"N-n-next time! It'll happen next time!~"


AND NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT

DAY 4 START

[kill alpar]
[kill aboi]

[dawn]

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

>Josuke in death took down Yoshikage Kira
>Tfw Aboi was a 100% random guess I've been spewing from the start

All's well that ends well

I did my part

good luck, rest of ya.

... Well Alpar was right about Aboi after all... but his last vote was for Gamage...

Dead man's judgement.
[vote Gam]

[vote Nale] At this point, it could really be any of us but I'll go for the person that secured the kill on Alpar.

Friendly reminder that two innocent votes on another innocent will end the game almost instantly. The obvious answer would be to no lynch. Give the mafia a free kill tonight at the advantage of narrowing down our suspects and giving our night action townies (if we have any left) another night to do their thing. [no lynch] (unknown command)

Actually, with 2 mafia remaining now (based on Aboi's role), we'd still get an extra day tomorrow whether we lynch wrong or not at all (If we don't, Cloak forgot to mention it's lylo today and yesterday). Either way, it's one mistake tomorrow and we lose. But we won't end up in that position if we lynch right today so it's better to try.

Also, given the roles that have appeared, we still have a missing tracker, watcher (both based on Aboi's role) and mason (based on Scept's role). If I had to guess, someone is two of the above. There's not been a cop either but I'm not 100% sure we have one. If we do, it'll likely have one of the previous powers. As for why there was no nightkill last night, I assume that was because Dio attacked me, failed to kill me since I'm bulletproof and stopped the "distraction" from happening. If anyone could confirm/deny any of this, that would be very helpful.

If we lynch wrong today, it's a tie tomorrow. Do I really need to explain to you just how low the odds are of winning that? We'd need to figure out exactly who the mafia are and win both coin flips.

[vote cael] because dead men tell no tales

eeeeeeeeh
I'll respect Alpar's dying thoughts, I guess
[vote Nale]

Let's try that again
[Vote Nale]

It's... a potential LyLo, but it really depends on who dies and night actions. So, I guess Circumstantial LyLo?

[dusk]

Need a minute to double check everything, but I think this is over.

I was wrong, game is still live people!

"ILLUSION BEGONE!"

The blob labeled "Mudkip" transformed from grey vagueiality into Remilia Scarlet.

"WITNESS MY TRUE FORM AND DISPA-"

Her face was quickly punched in by all present.

"Sorry, but we can't take chances after what happened with Josuke."

"Bitches... and... whoooooores..."

"See you idjits tomorrow. Well, most of you anyway."

Nale got beaten up in his own mansion

Role:

~Night Story~

"You shall not take the night from a vampire again, thief!"

The blob labeled 'Axel' had been getting a workout dodging knives. It darts behind another pillar.

"TOKI YO TOMARE. ZA WARUDO!"

Quickly following behind the pillar, 'Axel' is unable to defend herself against Dio's onslaught.

"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA."

Having discovered this worlds critical weakpoint, he places his punches squarely in the gut.

*PICHUN*

"What a mess... why do I feel compelled to clean it up? This world is giving me a feeling so complicated..."

The time came, but Axel didn't

Role:

ELSEWHERE

"Reimu~, that little distraction had been taken care of..."

"Who did you kill this time?"

"I didn't kill anyone (this time)! Such accusations... I'm hurt... Why don't you kiss it and make it better~?"

"W-what? Get away from me you ha-"

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

[kill mrnale]
[kill hunter]

ALRIGHT, LYLO ENGAGED FO REALS THIS TIME
DAY 5 START

[dawn]

......Nale, are you kidding me? Why didn't you say anything? You could've prevented this.
Right, now I've got to figure out which one of the two that didn't vote for the first half of the game is mafia. [vote Cael] in the meantime. Here's hoping this goes well.

If we hadn't lynched last round, it would have been an easier win for the mafia this round.  If we didn't lynch both rounds, we would have been right back to this 50/50 bullshit.

[vote gam], because I can't imagine how not lynching this late would do anything but help the mafia.

Sigh, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. [vote cael] You leave me no choice, Cael.

Okay, due to skype shenanigans, I will trust Tael. [vote link]

It's agreed. [vote link]