CLOAKS BALL BUSTING BALANCE BREAKING BASTARD ASS ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER MAFIA

Imma sit out. Need to get busy ironing out the story posts for my upcoming round.

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A foul wind blows through the netherverse.
"The wingds of chang blow..."
"And your monologue sucks."

The two hedgehogs had been stuck here for a long time, and having two edgy
anti-heroes stuck in tight quarters was a recipe for disaster. Having your
awesome powers sucked away by ambient EMP storms wasn't exactly fun either.

"Well, it's your falt we're here in the first place, you moron! The least
you culd do is let me talk to myself in piece!"
"Listening to you talk is a nightmare! I can HEAR you misspelling words!"
"I HVAE DISEXLYA, SHUT UP."

A group of other misfits walks over. Excitement was hard to come by here.

"We havin' a fight? Give us a moment to get our bets set up!"
"Feh. No, this moron is just monologuing again."

A collective groan.

"Well, call us if anything interesting happens."

The moment the words leave his mouth, a portal tears open.

"... Ask and ye shall receive!"

With a cheer and the pounding of feet, the Forbidden Ones were free to roam the
Multiverse once again.

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Sonic was enjoying a nice chili dog in the park.
The breeze was gentle and pleasant, and the peanut gallery was nowhere in sight.

"Finally, some peace and quiet..."

Of course, being cursed to have an interesting life, the peace was torn asunder
mere moments later.

"FINALLY! Back to Mobius, where we belong!"

Sonic stared on, horrified that there might be even MORE minor characters
following him around now

"Hey, who's this guy? I don't think we brought him through with us."
"Sonic the Hedgehog, who're you chumps?"
"Sonic? THE Sonic?"
"The one and only!"
"I'm your son!"
"What."
"Me too!"
"I'm your daughter!"
"WHAT."
"We're from the future, but Neo Eggman locked us in the Netherverse!"
"WHAAAAAAT."
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

From the rift sprang a donut wearing a police uniform.

"You get your sorry butts back into the rift right now or else!"
"Damnit, it's Doughnut Steel! I thought we tossed you into the ocean!"
"Doughnuts float, boyo! And you're going back where you came from!"
"WHAAAAAAA-"
"And how are you going to do that old man?"
"Like THIS!"

Throwing a capsule on the ground, a puff of smoke shrouds them all.

"When this smoke clears, you won't be able to tell who's who! The only way
to get rid of me will be good old fashioned Democracy!"
"Democracy? Sign me up! I can't afford all this child support!"

And so, the game begins!

[dawn]

Oooh! Oooh! Let's begin this thing! I've been dying for a round lately!
Let's start with the good ol' fashioned tradition of never trusting a frenchman, yes?
[vote French]

Nale's mafia, I can feel it in my colorful head spikes
[vote nale]

HERE I ARRIVE, COARSER THAN THE REMAINDER OF THEM
THE UTMOST OF THEM, MORE RESILIENT THAN TANNED HIDE.
YOU CAN CALL ME KNIPPLES, UNLIKE BLONIC I DON'T LAUGH
I'D OTHERWISE FLEX MY STALIN.

this is the original score of my original song of my original character.
time for an original vote.

edit: do not steal

[abstain]

[vote Geno] I mean, look at his name and his profile, he's clearly not an OC.

I know someone who tells tall taels.

[vote tael]

Tael accuesd me? I accues him!

[vote Tael]

Geno wrote:HERE I ARRIVE, COARSER THAN THE REMAINDER OF THEM
THE UTMOST OF THEM, MORE RESILIENT THAN TANNED HIDE.
YOU CAN CALL ME KNIPPLES, UNLIKE BLONIC I DON'T LAUGH
I'D OTHERWISE FLEX MY STALIN.

[abstain]

YOU GOT KNUCKLES?! I hate you. ;__; My character blows in comparison. Q__Q
That said, [vote no lynch]

Yoooo let's do this! [Vote DA] in honour of his glorious return!

Oh crap, forgot to post the poll closing.
8 PM Central Time (1 hour 20 minutes from now)

Oh dicks this started.

I'm going to tryhard this game because this is obviously the best time to do it.

[vote no lynch]

OH RIGHT THIS IS A THING

[dusk]

[story Sonikkus Waifu]

The first vote was underway. Or, it should have been, but some dumbass was causing a ruckus.

"SONIKKU! SONIKKU! MAKE ME YOUR WAIFU!"
"Just cause it rhymes don't mean it's gonna happen!"
"SHUT UP BAKA. MY HUSBANDO WILL KICK YOUR SHIT TIER ASS."
"Oh my god can we just kill it already?"

With a flying karate kick, one of the vaguely unrecognizable blurs knocked Tael back into the Netherverse.

"YOUR WAIFU A SHIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

"Did anyone like her? Like, at all?"

Tael was 10, you sick fucks.

Role:

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"You wanna shove one of them into the portal when they have their backs turned?"
"Nah, it's fun watching them fight. How can we tell who each other is again?"
"Magic."
"Ahhhhh, right. Magic."

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

"TAAAAAKE THAAAAAAT!"

A little digimon tried to shoot a fireball at his target.
All it produced was a puff of smoke.

"... woops!"

And off he ran into the night.

AND NOBODY DIED THAT NIGHT

[kill tael]
[dawn]

Y'know, getting killed day 1 is getting a little boring. It's happened in 3 out of my last 5 games.

Well, at least we gained a little from this round. Not game wise, but morale wise. Pocki will not be missed.
( Rest in Pieces Tael ;_; )

Only suspicious thing about last round is that Nale actually broke a tie. :P I'll roll with that for the time being. ^__^
[vote mrnaleit]

[vote Axel] for getting Tael lynched again.

Goin on the pattern,  I'm gonna have to say

[Vote Nale]

Yoooo for shame you all killing Taelmate. Poor show. [vote Nale]

French Connections wrote:Nale actually broke a tie.

Holy shit you're right. I HAVE BROKEN A TIE. THE ONLY WAY TO EVEN HAVE A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION IS TO COMMIT THE DEATH OF THE SELF.



[waits for instalunch]

AH SHIT I MISSED IT BY AN HOUR AGAIN POOLS CLOSED KIDS

[dusk]

[story Nothing's Like Before]

"Hoooold meeee~, whatever lies beyond this mooooorning-"
"OH MY GOD STOP SINGING THAT SONG YOU'VE BEEN SINGING IT FOR 3 GOD DAMN HOURS."

While Simple and Clean is a great song, having it on loop in the wrong accent gets annoying fast.

"Well, I do know another song..."
"ANYTHING ELSE"
"I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of co-co-nuts..."

Nale was quickly beaten unconscious and tossed into the Netherverse.

"Thank God that's over with."
"You're welcome."
"FUCK OFF WE KNOW YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP."
"THEY DON'T KNOW THAT!"

Nale should have invested in a third song

Role:

[kill mrnale]

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"Alright, let's start getting rid of them. The novelty wore off pretty fast."
"Imagine being stuck with them for hundreds of years."

They began scoping out their prey.

"Him. He looks like a faget."
"Alright. Three, two, one..."

Jumping their target, they quickly dragged Zink over to the portal and tossed him in.

"ANARCHYYYYYYYY!"

They split up, ran off, and joined back up in hiding later.

"Did any of them even try to stop us?"
"Nah, they're edgy anti-heroes, they don't do that ally thing."
"Damn, can I do that? I've got a fucking herd of them."
"Sorry, you're already established. You'd need a reboot for that."
"Hmmmm..."

AND THAT'S HOW SONIC BOOM HAPPENED

Zink should have afraid of them

Role:

[kill zink]
[dawn]

I got nothing.

Zink was my next idea and he's...well he's dead.

[vote no lynch] for now.